1 00:00:04,297 --> 00:00:07,674 [ Birds chirping ] 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,802 [ Clears throat ] Oh! Um, hey, Rick. 3 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,512 I was wondering if you could help me out 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,514 with a bit of a rake situation. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,057 A "rake situation"? 6 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,685 Long story short, I asked Gene if he borrowed my rake, 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,146 and he said, "No," like... Like that. Like, too fast. 8 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,899 Like, faster than someone should know they don't have my rake. 9 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:27,027 I think he has my rake, and I... 10 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,695 I'm not going to murder Gene. 11 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,364 Jerry, thank you for bringing me into The Rake Situation. 12 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,741 I've done all I can. I'm out. 13 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:33,950 No surprise there. 14 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,203 All that brain, and you just waste it. 15 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,454 H-Hold up. 16 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:40,165 I-I waste my brain? Yeah, Rick. 17 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,042 Obviously, you were born smarter than me, 18 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,169 but if I had your brain... If you had my... 19 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,964 I am so sick of this "born smart" shit. Are you gonna kill me? 20 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,342 I was born crying and pissing myself, just like you. 21 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,927 Then I become the smartest man in the universe, 22 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:53,261 and do I get credit? 23 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,597 No, I get to check my brain privilege. 24 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,765 So we're swapping bodies? 25 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,350 No, that would be "Freaky Friday," 26 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,393 which is the ceiling of your grasp of consciousness. 27 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,313 The brain is part of the body, Jerry. It's hardware. 28 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,565 I'm gonna put my mind in your brain 29 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,150 and your mind in my brain. 30 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:10,278 Then we'll see the real definition of "waste," Jerry. 31 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,780 Or, you know, admit genius isn't random 32 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,031 and your failures are your own. 33 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:14,115 Oh, not doing that. 34 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,867 Thought as much. 35 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,579 [ Devices whirring, beeping ] 36 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,461 [ Whimpering ] 37 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:29,965 [ Groaning ] 38 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:31,049 Oh furck 39 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,425 Oh, grod. 40 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,636 [ Whimpers ] Wait, no! 41 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,847 [ Gunshot, gun clatters ] 42 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:41,184 Okay. Hold on. Hold on. 43 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,061 Oh-ho-ho, whoa, whoa, whoa! 44 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:45,855 [ Gasping ] 45 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:49,235 Alright, Jerry, you can do this. 46 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,445 Whoa! 47 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,078 Garage AI: Medical emergency detected. 48 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:03,540 [ Beeping ] 49 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,168 [ Buzzer ] 50 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,716 [ Sighs] There goes my Thursday. 51 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:20,717 ♪ 52 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,880 I'm telling you, man, you're making a big mistake here. 53 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,215 Ha! Bigger mistake than being a criminal? 54 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,717 I'm mistake-proof. 55 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,428 [ Elevator bell dings ] Sorry to bother, boss. 56 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,181 I caught this punk selling crystals on our turf... 57 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:03,933 You big, precious moron. 58 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,144 D-Do you know who the fuck... This is Morty. 59 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:08,730 The kid who hangs with Rick Sanchez. 60 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,982 Tried to warn you, man. Rick Sanchez? 61 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,192 Underworld legend? 62 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,069 Chaotic neutral sci-fi guy? Huh? 63 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:16,029 Christ, he's gonna turn me into a sandwich. 64 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,197 What is this guy, fuckin' new? 65 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,990 Think he was a Dylan rec, boss. 66 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,950 Well, check those fucking references next time. 67 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,370 Whatever this kid wants to do in our territory 68 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,412 is his business. 69 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,747 Fuck. Fuck! Call my wife. 70 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,083 We gotta prep go-bags three through six. 71 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,001 Hey, pal. You good? You whole? 72 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,419 Y-You guys have milkshakes? 73 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,881 We will learn what they are and get you one. 74 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,677 [ Both groaning ] 75 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,054 What a turn. 76 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,390 Lucky I'm such a genius your garage can thwart death. 77 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,975 I'm the genius, and it's your garage, idiot. 78 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,812 Hey, what the fuck did you do to my body? Your body? 79 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:52,273 Jerry, your mind did that to my body using my brain. 80 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,777 Jerry, my mind was in this brain in your body. 81 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,946 Pretty easy to follow. 82 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,280 It shuffled us. 83 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,449 Shuffled you maybe. I'm tracking everything. 84 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,659 Garage? Fix this. 85 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,494 Garage AI: Situation was fixed. 86 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,787 You call this fixed? 87 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,288 This guy thinks he's me. 88 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,165 Let's see you fix it, then, asshole. 89 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,458 I fucking will. 90 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,460 I got my lab right here. Gimme three hours. 91 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,130 Oh, sure, yeah, l-like I'd ever trust you to open my skull. 92 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:18,091 I'll fix it. I just need to scan for... Ow! 93 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,593 Like I'd trust your fritzing R2-D2 ass. 94 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,053 You'll just kill me on purpose. 95 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,680 So that's where my paranoia went. 96 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,181 [ Cellphone rings, vibrates ] 97 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,850 Rick speaking. Who is this? 98 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,644 Rick, it's Chuxly. From Crimetown. 99 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,062 We've met 5 or 10 times. 100 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,647 Listen, small misunderstanding. 101 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,024 One of my guys saw your buddy Morty running an errand 102 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,986 and he brought him in, which I told him not to do 103 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,988 but I've got Morty, and he is fine. 104 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,323 RickBody: Wait, w-what? Aren't you describing kidnapping? 105 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,741 JerryBody: Morty's kidnapped? No, no, no. 106 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,118 Give me that, Jerry. Hello? Hello? 107 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,995 This is Rick Sanchez. 108 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:49,164 I'm using my son-in-law's vocal cords because I'm amazing. 109 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:51,291 If you touch my grandson, I'm gonna... 110 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,376 Get... Get off me. H-H-Hello? 111 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,336 Jerry, stop. You're fucking this up. 112 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,255 You're only calling me Jerry because you're so stupid 113 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,340 you think it's hurtful, which it is. 114 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,717 Tell me where you are. 115 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,385 No, you tell them where they are, 116 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,345 like Liam Neeson. Do not pretend 117 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,514 to explain Liam Neeson to me. Sir. 118 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,475 Hey, Jerry, don't touch me there. Stop it. 119 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:09,893 [ Both grunt] 120 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,686 We know where you are. 121 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,646 [ Line clicks] 122 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,398 My milkshake is empty! Okay! 123 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,233 That was so embarrassing. 124 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,526 Do you have any clue what a pain it is 125 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,819 to cultivate a mystique? 126 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,529 Yeah, I do. It's my mystique, 127 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,865 and you're just cultivating Jerry's shame. 128 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,909 What is with my hair? Leave it. Don't. 129 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,577 Why do you care about hair, nerd? 130 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,037 Be quiet for a second, 131 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:30,872 I need to think through all these chunks of moron. 132 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,707 Okay, you stay here. Touch nothing. 133 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,958 I'll get Morty. Ha! 134 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,335 I'm not letting you get Morty killed 135 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,170 and our brains blown out twice. 136 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,506 Car, electrocute Jerry if he gets in the front seat. 137 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:42,050 Car, engage castration protocol right now. 138 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:44,093 Car AI: Figure out how to drive me together 139 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,514 or I will have to kill you both. 140 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,225 Ugh! What are we, a 1930s comedy act? 141 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:51,935 Stop swerving. You're swerving. 142 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:54,229 Alright, when we get there, let me do the talking. 143 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,231 Yeah, I know, because you look the most like us. 144 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,983 I'm not stupid. Ho-ho! I beg to differ. 145 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,151 Screw you, Half Jerry. 146 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,819 You're a Half Jerry! 147 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,614 [ Vacuum cleaner whirring ] [ Cellphone rings, clicks ] 148 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,449 Goon: Looks like he's inbound, boss. 149 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,618 Okay, he is in a bad mood, 150 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,663 so we are kissing ass until our lips are ass-colored. 151 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,081 Straighten that pillow. 152 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,916 He might hate crooked pillows. I don't know. 153 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,584 [ RickBody and JerryBody grunt ] 154 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,921 Nice parking job, assdick. You scratched my car. 155 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,381 Rick! 156 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:24,133 And... And, uh, Rick's friend. 157 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,302 This is my... assassin. 158 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,264 Deadliest man in the galaxy, and he's gay. Why am I gay? 159 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:32,225 Gangster: Whoa. Hey. Whoa. Why aren't you? Sorry about that. 160 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,351 Sorry. Sorry. 161 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,978 Well, I got Morty right here, 162 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:36,437 happy as a milkshake. 163 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,314 And since we interrupted your day, 164 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,066 Morty's got 10,000 croutons. 165 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,943 That's slang for crystals. Morty, show him. 166 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,611 We know what croutons are. Ey! Tsh. 167 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:44,737 Why is Dad here? 168 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,990 Your Dad's a gay assassin? 169 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,118 So cool and ordinary. Sorry. S-Sorry. 170 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,869 I appreciate you trying to make good, 171 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,496 but you cost me 10 times that much. 172 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,956 It doesn't matter, Rick. 173 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,457 The guy's already kissing your ass. 174 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,334 It's the ass kissers you have to keep in line. 175 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,961 When they sense weakness, they move on you. 176 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,462 What are we, Walter White? 177 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,923 Who cares if a mid-tier crime dork "moves" on us? 178 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,259 Thank you for the crystals. Morty, get in the car. 179 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,803 Actually, Morty, why don't you leave those crystals here 180 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,014 since it's such an insulting amount. 181 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:12,390 There it is. 182 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,142 Now he's thinking, "Oh, maybe I can kill God." 183 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:15,435 Yeah, because God doesn't haggle 184 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,562 for 10,000 fucking croutons. 185 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,771 Look, here's the deal. 186 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,315 I'm Rick, that's my son-in-law, 187 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:22,066 and we're all a little gay. 188 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,484 - Yeah. - It's a spectrum. 189 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,862 Morty, it's me, Rick. Get in the car. 190 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,196 Don't get in the car, Morty. 191 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,531 And put the briefcase down. 192 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,158 Morty, get in the car twice, 193 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,826 once for each five additional briefcases 194 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,161 this asshole owes us. 195 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:35,246 Stop doing this terrible impression of me! 196 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,914 Look, at this point, we're bad gangsters 197 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,082 if we don't roll the dice. 198 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,751 Everybody, start killing 'em! 199 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,169 [ All grunt ] 200 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,545 What have you two assholes done? 201 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,505 It's okay. It's a nice restaurant. 202 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,008 Whoa. Shit! Crime restaurant! 203 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,302 Oh, my God! Am I really about to die 204 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,554 because you botched a "Freaky Friday"? - Yes. - Yes. 205 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,930 Whoever you are, you're in Rick's body. 206 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,098 Use your implants. 207 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,767 I'm trying. Half my brain is the guy 208 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:58,353 that still needs your mom to use the electric wine opener. 209 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:01,189 [ Grunting ] H-Hang on. I think I got it. 210 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,690 [ Grunts ] 211 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,359 Right, from my Conehead phase. 212 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,778 Awesome fucking movie. Incredible cast. [ Grunts ] 213 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:07,904 God damn it. 214 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,822 I'm shooting my way back to the car. 215 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,074 Ugh, way to go. 216 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:13,284 Now my son and grandson hates us. 217 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,578 He's my son and grandson, too. 218 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:18,956 Huh. We do share an agenda, in that sense. 219 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,459 [ Both grunt ] Let's hope you share my aim. 220 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,169 [ The White Stripes' "We're Going to Be Friends" plays ] 221 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,588 ♪ Fall is here, hear the yell ♪ 222 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,216 ♪ Back to school, ring the bell ♪ 223 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,802 ♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪ 224 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:33,221 ♪ Climb the fence, books and pens ♪ 225 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,140 ♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪ 226 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,475 Hey, get up here! 227 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,687 Said the throat to the hand. Oh! Oh! 228 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,605 You might feel a pinch and maybe a rocket. 229 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,024 You'll have to aim. Hop on! 230 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,360 [ Yells ] 231 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,988 ♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪ 232 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,407 [ Grunting ] 233 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:56,244 ♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪ 234 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,579 [ Chuckles ] You Coneheaded son of a bitch. 235 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,747 Can't believe that worked. 236 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,332 I wish they did that in the movie. 237 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,334 Jesus fucking Christ. 238 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,420 Huh, should've done something with my hands. 239 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:08,382 Morty, gotta push or pull. Your call. 240 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,176 [ RickBody and JerryBody laughing ] 241 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,803 What the hell? What happened? 242 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,431 T-They made us stop at every drive-thru chain in the galaxy, 243 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,307 so they could make one giant burger 244 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,809 with a patty from each place. 245 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,310 I guess I meant before that. 246 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,645 Brains got a little mixed up. 247 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,272 But we're gonna swap back. Don't worry. 248 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,232 Just didn't wanna build a neural interface 249 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,734 on an empty stomach, right? 250 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,360 Wait, you guys did a brain swap? 251 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,320 Don't bother chiding until they're unshuffled, 252 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,281 neither one is Dad or Rick. 253 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:34,615 Huh. 254 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,952 I guess I'm thrilled you guys are getting along? 255 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,704 Let's keep that going 256 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:42,206 when those brains get back in their bodies. 257 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,542 Whoa, going for the electro-pneumatic diodes. 258 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,794 Wild man. Only gonna build this once. 259 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,546 Gotta do it with style. 260 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,965 [ Drill whirs ] I think we can up the wattage. 261 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,550 Hey, another beer? 262 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,761 It's about the journey, brother. Ah, Rick used to hate 263 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,263 that kind of hang-loose McConaughey platitude, 264 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,308 but he was also just gonna spend today grumpy and isolated. 265 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,351 And Jerry'd still be hung up about the rake. 266 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,562 The rake. Oh, my God, should we do it? 267 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,855 W-We've gotta do it. 268 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,565 [ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah. [ Laughs ] 269 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,860 Alright, that should do it. 270 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,323 [ Buzzer ] 271 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,824 [ Beep ] JerryBody: Whoa. 272 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,702 Son of a bitch. Classic Gene. Huh. 273 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,245 Crazy. T-This is the kind of thing 274 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,622 that used to really piss me off. 275 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,957 Yeah. Now it's just kinda funny. 276 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,294 Ooh, you wanna replace it with a holographic rake? Oh, that'd be fun. 277 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,046 He'd get confused trying to pick it up. 278 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,840 Eh. I guess I don't even wanna do that. 279 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,718 I just want to live. I want Gene to live. 280 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,512 I want all of us to make mistakes 281 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:40,348 and change all the time. Amen to that, brother. 282 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,184 Kinda thought two geniuses would build faster than one. 283 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,436 When do I start being concerned about this? 284 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,688 Just having a little fun with my new friend, sweetie. 285 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,856 Who is talking to me right now? 286 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,234 Mostly my dad or mostly my husband? 287 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,693 Oof, I've been on that website. 288 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,903 Look, I've been patient, 289 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:57,031 but I can't tell how to get mad at who. 290 00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:00,034 No one enters my room or touches me until this is wrapped up. 291 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,746 Eww. What do you take me for? Ugh, Beth, gross, ugh. 292 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,334 I want you to know, when this is over, 293 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,294 the guy in this body is gonna yell at Jerry 294 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,462 and call him useless. 295 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,588 Really lay into him. 296 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,881 But he won't always mean it. 297 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,217 Well, cards on the table, the guy in this body 298 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,761 might call Rick an angry old asshole. 299 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,181 But he's the closest thing Jerry has to a friend. 300 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,474 This was fun. 301 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,601 Rick would never have been able to admit that. 302 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,228 Yeah. It's a shame 303 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,689 those guys had to become us to be happy. 304 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,359 [ Devices beep, clicking ] 305 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,448 [ Alarm beeping ] 306 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,325 Kids, breakfast and school. 307 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,577 If we don't at least pretend they matter, 308 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,870 everything falls apart. 309 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,538 [ Morty and Summer groan ] 310 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,747 Jerry? 311 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,583 Dad? 312 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,959 Th-They left a note. 313 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,420 Should we read it in Rick's voice or Dad's? 314 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,422 "Dear family, we thought about leaving a note. 315 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,716 But then one of us was like, 'Why are we leaving a note?' 316 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,426 That's such a Jerry thing to do. 317 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,761 But if we didn't leave a note, that's such a Rick thing to do. 318 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,680 And then we realized, we just gotta be us. 319 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,267 So it's a note but it's not really well thought out." 320 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,811 That's it? They got out a pen and a paper for this? 321 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,439 [ Knock on window ] Hey, did you guys get a note, too? 322 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,816 Mine's really long. 323 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,570 Construction Worker: Beautiful day to be carrying glass, huh? 324 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,323 I can't believe a dying kid would wish for a window. 325 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,866 [ RickBody and JerryBody laughing] Damn it! 326 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,452 Hey! Stop them! They stole our crystals! 327 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,828 Yeah! We stole those first! 328 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,623 Possession is 9/10 of my ass! 329 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,458 [ Tires screech ] 330 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:31,751 Look at this pancake butt. 331 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,669 Stop. You're gonna make me fart. 332 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,298 [ Farts ] [ Both laugh ] 333 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,884 [ Grunts ] 334 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,302 [ Both grunt ] 335 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,137 Hey! That's for sipping! 336 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,473 So are my balls. Here's a tip, lady. 337 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,768 Both: Life tastes better when you're chugging. 338 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,313 [ Grunts ] [ Tires screech ] 339 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,231 [ Grunts ] 340 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,483 You were in a tree? 341 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,817 Really gambled on this escape route. 342 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,362 Says the guy with a goon on his back. 343 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,489 [ RickBody and JerryBody laugh ] 344 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,782 JerryBody: Forget it, Burger. 345 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,784 It's our calling card. [ Chuckles ] 346 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,370 [ Grunts ] 347 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,372 Oh, r-really called that one. 348 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,917 Eh, one of us always gets shot. [ Grunts ] 349 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,837 God damn it. 350 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,634 Hey. You'll never guess who just ripped us off. 351 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,761 Oh, wow. Good guess. 352 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,471 JerryBody: Whoa! [ Chuckles ] RickBody: [ Chuckles ] Oh, man. 353 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,682 24 crystal heists in 24 hours! 354 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,475 We're two farts in the wind, baby! 355 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,727 Yeaahh! Do your Howard Dean scream. 356 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,187 Yeaahh! [ Grunts ] 357 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,857 Drinkbot: 5:00 somewhere. 5:00 somewhere. 358 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,275 God damn, look at us. 359 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,528 No rules. No responsibilities. 360 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,488 Just two best friends on the run. 361 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,115 Yeaahh! 362 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,784 [ Line rings] Man: The voice mailbox for... 363 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,744 Jerry: Uh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Did it beep? 364 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,037 Uh, my name is Jer... [ Beep] 365 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,539 is full. Goodbye. 366 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,541 [ Sighs ] Looks like we just missed them. 367 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,627 So they just stick burgers in dead guy's mouths now? 368 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,629 In dead criminal's mouths, Summer. 369 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,047 You're defending them? 370 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,799 Well, they were my husband and father. 371 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,551 Thanks for the tip, Blarb. It's weird. 372 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,553 Most of my underworld contacts are ghosting me. 373 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,096 My pleasure, Morty. 374 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,724 I should be thanking you for making me rich. 375 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,684 Wait. I-I didn't pay you for this. 376 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,394 Yeah, these guys did. 377 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:19,734 ♪ 378 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,237 What's the problem, kid? Conehead got your tongue? 379 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,490 Ch-Ch-Chuxly? You're alive? 380 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,783 Did this guy always have a hole, 381 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,243 or is that a big reveal? 382 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,746 [ Laughter and indistinct shouting ] 383 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,831 Yeehaw! Everything should be in a swamp. 384 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,417 Working with y'all was a plum-fool idea. 385 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,753 [ Cellphone rings ] Burger & Fries. Who the hell is this? 386 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,047 Chuxly: Just an average mid-tier crime dork. 387 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,631 Chuxly? You're alive? 388 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,051 Shut up. I got something you might wanna hear. 389 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,762 [ Muffled screaming ] Caught your family out looking for you. 390 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,639 What do you want? JerryBody: We've smoked most of what we stole. 391 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,017 I just want you, both of you. 392 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,603 Or I smoke your family. 393 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,480 Eh, what am I saying? Sure, bring money, too. 394 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,398 One hour. 395 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,735 Shit. Guess we should shoot the fuel tank, huh? 396 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,028 [ All scream ] 397 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,782 You guys coulda done that the whole time? 398 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,201 [ Sighs ] 399 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,829 [ Snorts ] 400 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,708 [ Snorts ] 401 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:22,046 So. What now? 402 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,131 Hey, remember how we met? 403 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,259 That non-rescue of Morty? [ Snorts ] 404 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,136 [ Snorts ] We were thinking we were different 405 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,181 and... and accusing each other of being bad, 406 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:36,018 but Morty reminded us we both love our family. 407 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,897 And it brought us together. 408 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,857 [ Sighs ] Let's do this. 409 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,110 Well, if we're gonna do it right, 410 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,613 we might as well use our best idea. 411 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,990 You guys comfortable? No? Good. 412 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,742 Who are you? What is this place? 413 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,828 And does my son sell drugs for my father? 414 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,913 Hm, maybe criminals will actually be honest with me. 415 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,373 Crystals can be anything, Mom. 416 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,001 Yeah, but these crystals are drugs. Morty! 417 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,337 Here we go, boys. This is it. 418 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,964 Beth: Jerry? Morty: Rick? 419 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,841 Grandpa? Jesus Christ. 420 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:10,344 Both: Morty. Summer. Daughterwife. You are safe now. 421 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,681 Holy shit. All the positive aspects of each, 422 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,391 perfectly melded together? 423 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,686 Yes. I am Jerricky. Wa-chah! 424 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,564 Alright, boys, nothing could have prepared us for this. 425 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,233 At this point we gotta shoot and hope. 426 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,194 [ Gangsters screaming ] Also, everything's flammable. 427 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,865 [ Screaming continues ] 428 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,953 [ Gangsters screaming ] 429 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,875 [ Gangsters grunting ] 430 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,043 Hey, guys, little help? 431 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,671 [ Ringing, gangsters grunting ] 432 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:53,220 ♪ 433 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,473 [ Grunts ] Gotta split? 434 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,100 I'm sorry, Chux. 435 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,394 I started this. It's all my fault. 436 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,645 Solid apology, new guy. 437 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,024 If we live through this, you're off the hook. 438 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,734 [ Both scream ] 439 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,068 Nice shot, Morty. 440 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,112 Eh, everything's flammable. 441 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,656 [ Groans ] 442 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,742 Aghh. What a family. 443 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,410 [ Coughs ] 444 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,828 You got shot? No, no, no. 445 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,247 The stitches, they never really set. 446 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,583 What can I say? I'm a workaholic. 447 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,251 [ Coughs ] 448 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,545 Agh. I knew this day would come. 449 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,756 Chuxly, this is a good death. 450 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,133 You sought mastery over your world. 451 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,761 No, no. I-I-I stepped out of line. 452 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,805 I thought I could kill God. [ Coughs ] 453 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,642 Being a boss in a crime world... oof. 454 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,268 So much stress. 455 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,395 Honestly, Jerricky, it's a relief 456 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,148 to die in your four arms. 457 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,193 Final meal? 458 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,862 Mmm, mm. 459 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,365 How... H-How old is this? 460 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,033 [ Groans ] 461 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,912 ♪ 462 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,792 Can we turn on the radio? 463 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,418 At this point, I'd even take a podcast. 464 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:11,091 Do you not hear the symphony of atoms dying in space? 465 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,718 Um, no? 466 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,389 [ Birds chirping ] 467 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,933 Good. You are here. 468 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,310 I have modified the house defenses. 469 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,814 They will ensure the mob never bothers you again. 470 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,149 Oh. Thanks. 471 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,734 This is killing me. 472 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 I-I thought when you came to rescue us 473 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,988 you learned to love us more than ever. 474 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,364 Y-You learned the opposite? 475 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,825 Burger & Fries learned to love each other, 476 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,911 then sacrificed themselves out of love for you. 477 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,998 I am Jerricky, and I only need to love myself. 478 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,292 You can't actually be leaving, right? 479 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,876 Like the crows thing? 480 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,004 They're my dad and grandpa. Y-You can't just take them. 481 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,131 Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty. 482 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,385 They died arguing with each other about their brains. 483 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,220 'Scuse me. Are... Are you Jerry? 484 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,472 Sorry, you have one of his heads. 485 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,182 I am Jerricky. 486 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,727 May as well have your rake back, then. 487 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,353 That's right. I took it. 488 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,315 I ask myself, "Why lie about it? Don't you think he knows? 489 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,483 Couldn't I get my own?" Of course I could've, 490 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,195 but God damn it, this rake, it kept my neighbors in my life. 491 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,698 You guys don't give a Goddamn shit about Gene. 492 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:21,118 [ Sighs ] But I see that won't help me any longer. 493 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,369 Here. 494 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,913 You are no longer obligated in such a way. 495 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,832 I'm gonna give it back anyway. 496 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,209 Just seems like the right thing to do. 497 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670 Okay. 498 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:36,925 ♪ 499 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,093 - Aw. - Aw. - Oh shit. 500 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,137 You think a rake will change my mind? 501 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,889 Well, it's fucking lame, okay? 502 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,474 Both of you walking out on Mom? 503 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:47,061 I thought you had two sets of balls, not zero. 504 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,729 Our balls are adeq... [ Grunts ] 505 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,065 [ Screaming ] Morty, we're still in here! 506 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,900 There's a memory of myself as a 30-year-old. 507 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,069 He kept our egos intact. He saved us. 508 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,487 It was a whole action movie, Morty. 509 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,863 Memory Rick, he's still trapped in here. 510 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,907 Quick, tackle this fucking thing! 511 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,628 Morty: Garage! Garage! Help us! Summer: Hold him down! Hold him down! 512 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,373 Nicely prepared eggs. 513 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,792 [ Sighs ] I still can't taste anything. 514 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,043 Awesome adventure, Rick. 515 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,419 Jerry, being shuffled with me 516 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,671 was probably the best part of your sad existence. 517 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,006 A brush with greatness. 518 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,133 Please, like you didn't get an upgrade. 519 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,219 What was it like having integrity for once? 520 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,013 Hey, Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage? 521 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,723 I-I think it's clear you both love each other 522 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,225 more than you're willing to admit. 523 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,310 Dumb. Fucking dumb. Go pick up crystals for me. 524 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,895 You don't have to do that, Morty. 525 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,439 No, it's... it's okay. I-I like doing it. 526 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,858 Welp, those horses won't sew themselves up, 527 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,569 but good to have you both back. Yeah. Whatever. 528 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,030 Great, so I still wind up stuck with Jerry's dumb ass? 529 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,449 Oh, fuck you. Eat your eggs that my wife bought. 530 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,867 How about you eat my shit, 531 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,160 you Hawaiian-shirt-loving twat? 532 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,121 Uncalled for! Rude and uncalled for! 533 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,914 You sit there with your potty mouth 534 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,457 and do everything but help. Jerry, it's not my fault 535 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,292 that nobody respects you in here. Oh, yeah. 536 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,544 Your own kids think... You could help, but you don't. 537 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,795 I was busy, Jerry. 538 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,255 I was working on something very important. 539 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,090 ♪ Brand new shoes, walking blues ♪ 540 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,551 ♪ Climb the fence, books and pens ♪ 541 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:08,552 ♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪ 542 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,732 ♪ Walk with me, Suzy Lee ♪ 543 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,152 ♪ Through the park and by the tree ♪ 544 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,320 ♪ We will rest upon the ground ♪ 545 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,990 ♪ And look at all the bugs we found ♪ 546 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:26,411 ♪ Safely walk to school without a sound ♪ 547 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:32,749 ♪ Safely walk to school without a sound ♪ 548 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:40,750 ♪ I can tell that we are gonna be friends ♪ 549 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,179 And of course, there's a space shuttles. 550 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,973 Can you believe that giant thing actually flies? 551 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,309 Well, of course it can. It's a space shuttles. 552 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,520 And over here is some stuff about Thomas Jefferson. 553 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,647 Come on, students. 554 00:21:55,648 --> 00:22:00,027 Memory Rick: [ Sighs ] Day 8 of attempting to escape Jerry's mind. 555 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,779 It has become increasingly clear my daughter married a man 556 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:07,451 who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears. 557 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,785 How did I get here? 558 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,370 I suspect a chunk of Rick's brain 559 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:13,248 got merged with a chunk of Jerry's. 560 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,210 But did Rick maroon me by accident? 561 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,128 Or on purpose? 562 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:23,218 Escape remains possible but increasingly unlikely. 563 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,637 Oh, hey, Memory Rick. 564 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,889 Building more sculptures out of springs and gears? 565 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,100 Fuck off, Memory Gene. 566 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,062 Did you get any of that? 567 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,086 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org