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Wow, another adventure
where I went up an ass.
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Oh, good, are we having
this fight again?
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L-let me guess,
y-you're gonna leave or,
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or throw a sulking fit?
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You think you know everything,
Rick, but you're basically
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just a giant 8-year-old.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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Either you're in
or you're out, Morty.
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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.
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You want out, then fucking quit!
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You know what, you're right.
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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don't I get you a drink?
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[ Crackling ]
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[ Burps ]
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Oh, oh, hey, Morty!
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Hey, Rick.
You drunk yet?
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You're my little buddy,
[burps] you know that?
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I-it's you and me, Morty.
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Rick and Morty,
100 years. Forever.
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Yeah, pal.
Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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Forever.
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G-g-get off me.
W-w-what are you doing?
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Ahhhh!
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[ Bell chimes ]
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An eye patch?
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You know how we feel
about pirates.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Typing ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
What is happening!
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[ Screaming ]
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♪
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[ Groans ]
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[ Beeps ]
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[ All shouting ]
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Do your worst you
little bastards! Kill me!
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Do it! Do it!
[ Grunts ]
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♪
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[ Cheering ]
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♪
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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♪
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[ Creature growling ]
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♪
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It works! Now we can visit
infinite universes!
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Hooray!
But doesn't that mean
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infinite other families
can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families don't
invent the world's first...
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[ All scream ]
[ Chuckles ] It works!
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Oh, do you realize how free
and empowered
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I just made us?
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[ All scream ]
I did it!
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Best father ever!
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Creature roars ]
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[ Snarling ]
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♪
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[ Loud thudding ]
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♪
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[ Gasping ]
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♪
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[ Beeping ]
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♪
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Ah!
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[ Roars ]
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♪
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[ Beeping, whirring ]
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♪
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And how were the horrors of
the infinite today, sir?
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Ahh, just another day
in paradise.
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Snarling ]
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Motherfucker!
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Well, not the stealthiest technique,
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but if this guy
doesn't know I'm hunting him,
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he's not worth hunting.
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It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.
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Even if you never kill
the version of yourself
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that killed your wife.
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Giving it your best shot,
it looks good on you.
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Thanks, buddy.
It means a lot that your bar
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for mental health
has gotten lower than mine.
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A good wind stays
under the wings, baby!
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[ Whirring ]
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Merging dimensions to
consolidate my decoys, huh?
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Kind of... first-thought,
but the...
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Craftsmanship,
pretty impressive.
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For a lesser Rick.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, shit!
Evil Morty!
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Sho-should I grab the net?!
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Yes!
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Hang tight, Morty's
getting the net.
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Wait.
Is this what I think it is?
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Of course it is.
Everything's what I think it is.
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You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve
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to flush out
a version of yourself?
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Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?
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What do you care what I do
to the Curve?
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I-I thought your whole gimmick
was fucking off.
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Certainly what made me a fan.
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You're right, I don't live here,
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which is why it's insane
that you're still bugging me.
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The shockwaves have more range
than I thought.
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Jesus, you heard a compliment?
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A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought."
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Look at this scan array.
Don't touch!
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Why would I touch it
when I don't want it improved?
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Improved?
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You're hitting infinite targets.
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At least filter
for probability stasis.
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I was gonna. Duh.
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[ Panting ]
I can't find the net!
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Sh-should we just shoot him?
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You really think a douche
that smug
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doesn't keep a force field on?
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Yeah, listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.
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Eh. I'd be an idiot
if I didn't check.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.
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You changing something?
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He's filtering
for probability stasis.
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Ugh, are you still here?
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And are you just
teeing him up now?
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What?
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See?
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[ Alarm ringing ]
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Is that the guy?
Probably.
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You're acting like this
one's different.
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He is different.
But different doesn't mean him.
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Could be a trap.
I'll explain.
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He's worried that
it's actually your target
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and he'd owe me credit
for the kill.
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Are you serious right now?
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You little narcissist.
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Dude, literal glass house.
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You think you're better than me?
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Jesus, I hope so!
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[ Clears throat ]
Can I offer my two cents?
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No!
Morty, no!
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Well, that's different.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[ Screaming ]
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Alright! Yes!
Aw, jeez.
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Everybody look
at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience
being wrong before he died.
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It's true, that's what I get
for talking to you
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instead of killing you.
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What is this place?
I assume a box to contain
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Ricks that get too close
to the big guy.
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Are you basing that
on what you'd do?
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Since you're all the same.
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I'm basing it on
the ensemble of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite your POV.
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[ Whistles ] Fresh meat.
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Pick a lane, buddy.
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Yeah, you can't do
the "Fresh Meat" line
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while cowering in shadow.
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You get here same way we did?
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Hunting Rick Prime?
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How did you arrive
with two Mortys?
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Attachment is death, bro.
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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining
how we all ended up
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in a Roach Motel,
let's pool some data.
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Who got here first?
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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.
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Oh, wow, three.
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He killed my wife!
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All: We know.
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[ Groans ]
You son of a bitch!
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You killed my wife!
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[ Bullet ricocheting ]
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Is it just this?
Is this the torture?
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[ Whirring ]
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Looks like there's enough
of you to start the next ride!
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That or just one
really heavy Rick.
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This whole thing is automated,
which I do point out
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specifically to enhance
the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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[ All scream ]
If you're seeing this,
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you're me,
except, you know, less.
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But you acted like
you were better,
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so I killed your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you,
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mostly so I only have
to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed
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that it's not just
your Diane that's gone.
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She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.
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And you might be wondering why.
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I'd rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped
from all existence
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by The Weapon
Too Cool for a Name.
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The Omega Device.
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Known to inferiors
as The Omega Device.
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I heard the name
from an inferior.
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And it's my weapon.
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But it's your fault
I had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life,
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look around.
There's so many of you.
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But that's why I want
to make a deal.
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One of you is going
to get your Diane back.
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He's lying.
He's lying!
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All you have to do
is be the last Rick left.
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[ Countdown chiming ]
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[ Screams ]
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Got that out of your system?
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He can't bring her back!
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Ah!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Wait, wait, wait!
I'm a nice Rick.
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[ Grunting ]
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Eh. Pass.
You're such a dick!
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We could've worked together!
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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this.
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I was definitely
gonna kill you guys.
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Ah!
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[ Chiming ]
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Oh, hey, guys.
I'm clear, Rick!
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Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted
to "work together."
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Just until you could kill him!
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And they call me Evil Morty.
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The easiest way out of any box
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is to be the least
shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime
more than each other anyway.
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Where'd you get that?
He's the worst Rick.
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Big deal.
The worst turd is a pizza.
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[ Grunting ]
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Whoa!
Tough customer.
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How is the worst turd a-a pizza?
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Ah!
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Oh, shit!
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Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.
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We all cool
just killing this guy?
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Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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[ Grunting ]
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Rick Prime:
Great job, final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat
Rick, impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal.
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Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because
when I build a weapon, it works.
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It's called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane
that promises to be
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with you until death.
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But I'd get to
the death part fast.
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You don't want to be in here
when this place resets.
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Rick?
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Hey, Diane.
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You sucked at eating pussy!
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Clearly just said to be hurtful,
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but I also won't deny it.
I was young.
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[ Screams ]
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God, I miss that face.
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Ah!
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Rick, you never
told me he killed
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your wife across infinity.
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Yeah, now I want
to meet this guy, too.
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I don't want to talk about this.
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I always thought your Dick
smelled weird!
264
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,803
Or that.
265
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,013
[ Screams ]
266
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:47,061
[ Stuttering ] Come on b-baby,
g-give my g-ghost a k-kiss.
267
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:48,897
Mwah.
268
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,527
You taking her to go?
269
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,530
Whoa!
270
00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,283
Looks like we survived the box.
271
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,577
You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.
272
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,078
I didn't trigger that!
273
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:07,415
Alright, let's bail before
this oven self-cleans.
274
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,749
[ Whirring ]
275
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,251
What do you think?
Subether barrier blocking
276
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,460
the portal fluid?
277
00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:12,920
Can't be that.
Mine would get through it.
278
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:15,465
Here, gimme that.
279
00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:20,386
Don't freak out.
I'm gonna tweak this.
280
00:11:20,387 --> 00:11:22,263
Carry the two, hold the three...
281
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,431
You need some kind of vector.
282
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,640
I was getting there.
283
00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:25,892
[ Gasps ] The goo!
284
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,811
The goo from the trap!
285
00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:32,940
[ Whirring ]
286
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:34,985
Come on, go, go, go!
287
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,071
[ Grunts ]
288
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:40,865
Whoa, jeez!
That was insane!
289
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,117
I-I can't believe
you were excited for that!
290
00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:44,452
I'm excited for this.
291
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,204
Clearly no one's escaped
that place before.
292
00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:49,540
Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.
293
00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:51,417
Hey, man, you can leave now.
294
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:52,793
That's true, I can.
295
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,629
The weapon, Morty.
296
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,631
He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across
297
00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:00,552
all dimensions could wipe
him out across all dimensions.
298
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,972
Holy shit.
299
00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:07,141
So that's the guy?
300
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,142
You're exhausting.
301
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:09,518
Can't help it, I'm a rascal.
302
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,686
Morty, you can't come!
303
00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:12,146
Evil Morty, stay out of my way!
304
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,814
Gonna kill my nemesis!
305
00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:15,609
Rick out!
306
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,611
He's a weird guy.
307
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,738
So Rick's right?
You're afraid of the weapon?
308
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,865
What happens if Rick
actually kills this guy?
309
00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:24,450
You ever think about that?
310
00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:25,660
Maybe he'll kill himself next.
311
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,495
You're an asshole.
Well, yeah.
312
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,789
I'm not "Good" Morty.
313
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,834
Come or don't.
I don't care.
314
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,923
Oh. Shit.
315
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,258
Got to be honest, I totally
thought you were coming.
316
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:42,593
No, no, I-I was.
317
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,303
I-I took a heroic step
toward the portal,
318
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:47,057
but then it closed.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
319
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,604
Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!
320
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:54,855
Aw, man.
321
00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:56,190
A.I.: What's up?
322
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:58,526
He built it again.
323
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,944
Pretty impressive.
324
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,445
Well, yeah, he's me
with free time.
325
00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:04,157
Alright, I don't see
a place to park.
326
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,203
Catch your breath and then keep
that heat off my back.
327
00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,957
If you die,
I'm taking your stuff.
328
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,544
Ugh, gross.
329
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,549
Alright, cool, let's do it.
330
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,842
God dammit!
331
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,385
What? No one can do
undercuts but you?
332
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,386
You brought Morty?
333
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,096
I'm not worried about him.
334
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,473
I'm evil!
335
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:32,018
Um, R-R-Rick?
I-Is this...?
336
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,978
You guys don't do
anything small, huh?
337
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,187
I'm surprised he hasn't...
338
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:36,397
Rick Prime:
Alright, here we go!
339
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,606
There it is.
Yep.
340
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,108
Wow, the Wife Guy!
Dead Wife Rick!
341
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,235
I'll tell you, this guy
does not know when to quit.
342
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:42,570
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
343
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,988
You brought two Mortys with you?
344
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,573
What? They're your
cheering section?
345
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,116
We brought ourselves, asshole.
346
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,910
Honestly, Wife Guy, I do miss
when it was just us.
347
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:53,539
The only two Ricks who actually
invented portal travel.
348
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,583
Anyone else teed up
to arrive later?
349
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,334
Like your car?
350
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,420
A.I.: I can see
why you hate him.
351
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,921
And she sounds like our wife!
352
00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,590
Like in a fucked-up robot way
353
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,425
but that's definitely her voice.
354
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,761
You sentimental lil fella.
355
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,098
Right, good instincts.
I would've tried that, too.
356
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:15,603
I upgraded this thing,
by the way.
357
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,646
The new version
can fire more than once.
358
00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:20,357
So now I can erase your whole
family, one-by-one,
359
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,109
until you finally
learn your lesson.
360
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,695
Which you won't, so then
I'll kill you, too.
361
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:27,323
[ Rumbling ]
362
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,284
I'll do that
the old-fashioned way.
363
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,203
Okay, family killin' time!
364
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,622
Let's start small.
Still family though.
365
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,665
Where am I?
Two Ricks?
366
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,001
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!
367
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,461
Uncle Slo!
368
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,129
What the... Uncle Slo?
369
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,422
Slo Mobius?
370
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,549
Yeah, this one hurts me, too.
371
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,344
[ Screams ]
372
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,640
[ Slow motion ]
No-o-o-o-o-o!
373
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,645
[ Screams ]
374
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:05,486
Kind of the worst possible time
to use his powers.
375
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,321
Just made the death
happen slower.
376
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:09,157
I'll kill you!
377
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,743
[ Grunting ]
378
00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:14,454
[ Grunting ]
379
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,416
[ Grunting ]
380
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,850
[ Grunts ]
381
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:45,318
[ Grunts ]
382
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:50,949
Ah!
383
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,743
[ Groans ]
384
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,835
[ Whirring ]
385
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,922
[ Whirring ]
386
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:09,134
[ Grunts ]
387
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,554
[ Grunting ]
388
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,059
[ Grunting ]
389
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,106
[ Revving ]
390
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,531
Aaah!
391
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,794
So, uh, original grandson.
392
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,254
This is super weird.
393
00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:49,757
Obviously we're, uh, both trying
to kill each other.
394
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,259
Aw, jeez.
Nice to meet you, I guess.
395
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,971
So, do we... should I just
get this over with or...?
396
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,723
[ Groans ]
397
00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:00,809
Cool grandson.
398
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:01,977
[ Groans ]
399
00:17:01,978 --> 00:17:03,812
Shitty grandpa.
400
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,607
[ Groans ] Why am I wearing
an eye patch?
401
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,109
And wait. Did we...
Did we switch shirts?
402
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,654
Yeah.
Thanks for the assist.
403
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,697
Rick, we... we did it.
404
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:15,824
Evil Morty got him!
405
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,411
Rick? Rick!
406
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,330
[ Groans ]
Alright, you two punks
407
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,791
stay here.
408
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,877
[ Groans ]
409
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:30,631
Okay, I think I'm
getting the pic... Ow!
410
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,383
Frying my backups, smart.
411
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,134
So you're like an evil Morty.
412
00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:36,428
A clever one.
Ow!
413
00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:38,055
Alright, never been
a sidekick guy,
414
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,682
but I'm starting
to see the value.
415
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,891
You want a job?
416
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,351
We could be like
Batman and Robin.
417
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,270
Eh, I don't need a Robin.
418
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,396
[ Crackling ]
419
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,814
Okay, seriously, what is this?
420
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,526
What, are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?
421
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,404
Oh, you don't want
those schematics, buddy.
422
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,822
Those are for grown ups.
423
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,950
Uh-huh.
424
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,372
Oh, isn't this great?
Okay, alright.
425
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,915
I get it.
426
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,417
[ Groans, coughs ]
427
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,961
Oh. What?
Oh, shit.
428
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:12,464
Mm-hmm.
Knock yourself out.
429
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:15,718
Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.
430
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,303
Buddy, nip this in the bud.
431
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,513
He's 14. What's gonna
happen the next time
432
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,766
he gets mad at grandpa?
433
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:23,976
[ Laughs ]
434
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,395
Let's do this then.
435
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,896
You're welcome, by the way.
436
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:30,441
I made you.
I showed you infinity.
437
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,817
[ Grunts ]
438
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,402
And what did you do with it?
439
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:37,197
Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?
440
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:38,907
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
441
00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,868
What's your life without me?
442
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,329
Let's find out.
443
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,081
[ Grunting, coughing ]
444
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:48,334
Admit it.
You would've been me.
445
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,419
Ah!
446
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,754
I just walked into your garage
447
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,756
before you walked into mine!
448
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,842
But eventually you did!
449
00:18:56,843 --> 00:19:00,095
You lived in my house!
450
00:19:00,096 --> 00:19:01,972
[ Grunting ]
451
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,601
[ Laughing ]
452
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,521
[ Grunts ]
453
00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,941
What... what are you doing?
454
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:15,111
[ Beeping ]
455
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:19,616
[ Whirring ]
456
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,370
Pretty cool visual.
You're missing it.
457
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,791
We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.
458
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,668
There's our guy.
Rick!
459
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:35,089
Is it over?
Is... is he...?
460
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,800
Not exactly an "alive"
amount of blood.
461
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,301
How's it feel?
462
00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:40,636
Better? No?
463
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,471
Exactly the same?
464
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,889
Yeah, it always does.
465
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,140
Hope you're happy
with your choice.
466
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:46,558
Fuck off.
I'm gonna.
467
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,269
Just don't force me
to improve on the design.
468
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:52,272
I can end the Rick experiment
any time I want.
469
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,066
Why threaten?
Why not just do it?
470
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,692
Because using a weapon like this
471
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:58,070
doesn't get you
left alone, Morty.
472
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,740
Think I want a bunch of vengeful
Summers coming after me?
473
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:03,617
You are a little different
though, Rick.
474
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:06,370
Maybe I can use that someday.
475
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,621
Seriously though.
Fuck you.
476
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:10,750
Don't come after me.
It won't go well.
477
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,800
Are... are you okay?
478
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,553
Yeah.
479
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:26,348
Phew, man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,
480
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:28,934
I was like, "Oh, shit, this is...
481
00:20:28,935 --> 00:20:31,812
We're fucked, we're toast!
482
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:37,651
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
483
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:45,243
♪ There's still
fountains down there ♪
484
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:52,542
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
485
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:58,213
♪ It's still raining ♪
486
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,592
♪ Up here ♪
487
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:09,851
♪ Everybody seems
so far away from me ♪
488
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:18,443
♪ Everybody just
wants to be free ♪
489
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:24,491
♪ Look away from the sky ♪
490
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,702
♪ It's no different ♪
491
00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:31,623
♪ When you're leaving home ♪
492
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:41,173
♪ I can't be the same
thing to you now ♪
493
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:45,344
♪ I'm just gone ♪
494
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,181
♪ Just gone ♪
495
00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,560
Mama, who's that man
in our picture?
496
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:55,270
Oh, honey, that's...
497
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,396
that's...
498
00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:57,648
That's your father.
499
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,442
You... you don't
remember your father?
500
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:03,488
Oh. Yeah.
501
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:12,531
♪
502
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,929
[ Inaudible dialogue ]
503
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:36,930
♪
504
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,865
Did you get any of that?
505
00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:49,945
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