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Aah!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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- Pay up.
- What?
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Pay up, G-Slice.
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I just finished your chores.
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Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail?
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And... And those ghost
goggles you asked for
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- are in the vending machine.
- Attribute slider.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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Jimmy Haddicker's
Frisbee-golf party is tonight,
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I want him sliding all
over these attributes.
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- Ow!
- Sensitive bone marrow much?
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All right, what are we boosting,
what are we losing?
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Strength me up, dawg.
I want that frolf bod.
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- Drop intelligence.
- All right, four customizable stats,
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courtesy of the genetic sequencer
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- in your...
- Come here, nerd.
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No! Ah! Summer!
I will literally murder you!
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Oh, Christ, you're too dumb
to know I'm serious.
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Hey, Rick, what are you...
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Wait, i-is that an attribute slider?
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You're juicing your stats
for the frolf party?
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- You gonna ruin this for me?
- What? No!
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I-I-I want one for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I-I-I helped you kill your nemesis.
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Oh, you guys found him?
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It's my emotional cheat day.
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I am removing myself
from this conversation.
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I can't believe he gave you that.
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I-I've asked for one forever.
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'Cause you're a bottom-feeder, Morty.
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You beg and eat scraps.
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I'm an independent woman
who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer!
I-I'm your little brother!
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Y-You have to take care of me!
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Take care of this.
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Oh! Agh!
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You just hide anywhere, huh?
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Kick his ass, Summer!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Oh, my God.
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- Who are you?
- Yeah, but what about this?
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Ah, shut up!
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- She's juggling!
- Whoa!
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Bro, is that your sister?
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Her dexterity is wild.
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Yeah, I guess?
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H-Hey, Brad, aren't you a football guy?
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Of course, Morty.
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But the off season is the frolf season.
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Yo, Summer!
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Get over here and meet the team captain.
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Oh, hey, guys.
So random seeing you here.
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Love the way you move that coin.
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- Ever consider a bigger disc?
- Is your hair different?
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Oh. I dunno. I started using
this new leave-in conditioner?
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I love it.
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Maybe leave your number in my phone.
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So charismatic.
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Looks like we found our
new center-forwardback.
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Gross! She's just using
tech to customize herself
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- for social situations!
- Bro, maybe you should too.
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You're harshing the buzz.
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- Can you give us a sec?
- Ow! Hey!
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You're embarrassing yourself.
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Leave or I will make you leave.
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Just let me borrow it for
a second, then I'll go.
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What do you even want
it for, you parasite?
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I-I wanna be ripped and... and take
my shirt off in front of Tricia!
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Ew! You worm! She's my best friend!
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She's not even in your grade!
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It's a trickle down effect!
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She'll see me and tell everyone!
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Okay, time to go.
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- Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump!
- She's juicing!
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The device makes her cool!
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Go Summer! Go Summer!
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Juice it up!
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- Aah!
- Not so strong now, huh?
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Good luck with... ha,
intelligence. My turn.
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Ow!
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- Whoa.
- That's more like it.
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Morty. Wait 'til the girls hear this.
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Let's see if these abs are waterproof.
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Ah! Ah!
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- Wow, smart throw.
- Yeah, really thought out.
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Now this is some shit.
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This is what frolf is about, bro!
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You pubescent little
simian, I will end you.
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- No.
- Ugh!
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Okay. No.
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Not what frolf is about.
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Open your miiind!
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Um, no thank you.
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Dude, no way. Summer's got a Kuato!
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A what-o?
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Um, a Kuato?
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Oh, my God. She doesn't
even know what a Kuato is!
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I-I know what that is. I'm... I'm cool!
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Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner!
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Ugh! Agh!
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Look at how desperate she is!
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- Boo!
- Yeah, come on, guys! Boo her!
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Boo!
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And now back to... "Cake or Fake?"
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Please! Come on, you have to know!
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Do I not breathe?
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- Do I not speak?
- Hmm.
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- Give me the knife.
- Agh, no! Oh, my God! Please!
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- I'm not a cake! I'm not a cake!
- Grandpa! I'm a literal monster!
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And you're blocking the TV. What's up?
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Oooopen your miiiind!
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Ho-lee shit! A Kuato?
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Whoa. How... How the fuc...
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Morty messed with my slider
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and we fell in a pool
and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna
be the whole thing this week.
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- Wow.
- It's not wow, you Grinch!
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Why do you care about high
schoolers? This is a Kuato.
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From "Total Recall"?
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T-They're basically the crown
jewel of psychic mutants.
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Yeah, everyone knows but me!
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They fucking shamed me for it!
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Huh. Water must've fried
the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided?
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Christ, what a mess.
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- You need to fix this, Grandpa!
- Okay, pay up.
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- What?
- Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed what you ate.
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Chore wheel's empty. If you work fast,
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I'll fix it in the morning.
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Open your miiind!
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See, Morty gets it.
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Gah! You're worse than he is!
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Ooopen your miind!
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God, shut up.
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Ugh.
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Ooopen your miind!
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What the hell?
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Ooopen your miiind!
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Ugh, God damn it, Morty,
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you're even messing up my targeted ads.
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I partied with other Kuatos
and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule! Whoo!
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Ugh, whatever.
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Ugh!
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You know what? Fuck this noise.
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Nice Kuato.
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Open your miiind!
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Preaching to the choir.
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Have fun.
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Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato
combo is out of this world.
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Oh, uh, wow, I, uh...
I love your tumor-face guy.
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You're hilarious.
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- What'll it be?
- Open your miiind!
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Coming right up.
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Hey, sorry. I couldn't help
but notice your Kuato.
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He's huge!
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Oh, um... Thank you?
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I'm Kwyatt, and this is Godiva.
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Summer, and uh,
this little guy is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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Open your mind!
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Wow, I guess they all say that, huh?
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You guys celebrating something?
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Yeah, being Kuatos.
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We're kinda like VIPs here.
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Who's your new friend, Kwyatt?
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- She's cute.
- This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us at our table!
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Whoo!
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I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,
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you should come hang.
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Open your miiind!
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Sounds like we're down to clown.
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Wow. You guys do this all the time?
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It's a tight knit community!
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Feels like we're part of
the future, you know?
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Yeah, being a mutant is rad.
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Open your miiind!
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- What?
- Open! Your! Miiind!
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Totally.
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I love being a Kuato!
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Whoo!
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- Who's that guy?
- Kenneth.
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He kinda pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?
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- Obviously.
- Ken!
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This is Summer and Morty.
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They're new to the scene,
but they are the real deal!
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New friends! Champagne?
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So open-minded of you.
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We're a rare breed!
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Open your mind!
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- What?
- Open! Your! Mind!
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Oh, my God, your Kuato is so funny.
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To Kuatos!
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To the future!
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You wanna get outta here?
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Hell yeah I do.
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This is, like, the best night
I've had in a while.
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Welcome to life as a Kuato.
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Open your mind!
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Like, this whole time
I thought my brother
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was an anchor holding me back,
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but he's, like, a key, to something
I never even imagined.
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Sounds like he... opened your mind.
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So did you.
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- What's wrong?
- I'm... Ugh. I'm sorry.
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Wait, "I'm sorry", like,
you have a girlfriend?
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Or "I'm sorry", like,
something much worse?
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Oh! Fuck! Let go! Let me go!
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- Hold her steady!
- Open your mind!
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- Hold him steady too!
- Open your mind!
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Open... your... mind.
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Wha...
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Where...
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Morty?
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Shit, shit, shit.
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What was the activation phrase?
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"Ponytail assemble"?
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"Go go lock-picking ponytail"?
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00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,410
I don't give my grandpa enough credit?
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The oven's mostly for bodies,
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but I make pizzas in here too.
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Ugh!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! No!
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Arrivadeadci, bitch.
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Sorry, no time to save
you more than I just did.
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Gotta find my brother!
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- Jesus, shit!
- Agh, what the hell, Beth?
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You're paying for those!
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- Just yell my name like normal!
- I did!
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Why do you think I risked
it with the tongs?
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Huh. I-I guess I did
drink a lot last night.
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Marathon of "Cake Or Fake".
The... The sentient cakes,
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they... they keep you
guessing, you know?
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- Where are my kids?
- Merged?
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That doesn't answer my question
and raises several others.
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Relax, sweetie.
Summer's just doing chores.
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Which I will check on.
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By myself. Without your tongs.
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Agh! God damn it!
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Summer! You let them get hungry!
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Wait, w-why is this in black and white?
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For dramatic effect.
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I didn't design you for dramatic effect.
262
00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:48,930
You made me sound like your dead wife.
263
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,270
Just color the fuckin' picture.
264
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,100
We're kinda like VIPs here.
265
00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:56,220
I mean, if you can handle some
rowdy Kuats, you could join us?
266
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,321
I bet you say that to
all the mutant girls.
267
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,530
- He does.
- Holy shit! I'm just a pretty face!
268
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,840
- I'm just a handsome guy!
- Where's Morty?
269
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,329
He's... He's in a good place!
He's happy! It's nice!
270
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,160
He's in a "Taken" house!
271
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,040
We're gonna put him
on the highest bidder!
272
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,080
- Take me to him!
- They'll kill me!
273
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,020
Okay, all right. I'm sorry. I'll do it.
274
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,509
So, he wasn't into me?
275
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,960
O-Open your...
276
00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:29,700
- O-Open your...
- There he is. Man of the hour.
277
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,760
- How is our big boy?
- Finally stable.
278
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,900
Should be ready for
transplant in a few hours.
279
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,900
- Good.
- Open your... mind.
280
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,486
Why do I do it?
281
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:42,480
Kuatos have always had
a revolutionary spirit,
282
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,560
and there's nothing more revolutionary
283
00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,620
than me being rich.
284
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,520
You think anyone in that VIP
section was born a Kuato?
285
00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,040
You're a rare breed, Morty,
286
00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:56,200
and we're gonna put you on
someone who values that.
287
00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:57,754
Aah!
288
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,940
Where is she?!
289
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,840
Sh... She paid me, man!
She used the taxi app!
290
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:04,469
I make less than minimum
wage and I got five kids!
291
00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:07,069
Sorry, man. I-I guess
I got really excited
292
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,120
to beat someone up for information.
293
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,683
Aah! Where'd you take her?!
294
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,520
- Come on! Ow!
- Where is she?!
295
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:14,669
She just ordered a drink!
296
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,080
Aah! I-I spent a long time mixing it!
297
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,901
- She didn't even tip!
- Shit, sorry. Wrong guy again.
298
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,699
- Thought I'd be better at this.
- Whatever you say, man.
299
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,030
- Just don't hit me again!
- Who'd she leave with?!
300
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,380
Aah!
301
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,660
- Where is she?!
- I'll never tell you!
302
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:31,079
Oh, okay, y-you actually know?
303
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,039
Wait, wait, isn't that
why you're punching me?
304
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,060
It is now!
305
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,625
What did you do to her?!
306
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,670
Where is she?!
307
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,460
Shit, man! Right there!
308
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,620
- Grandpa?
- Oh, Summer.
309
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,290
Okay, awesome.
310
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,280
Who's this? Hot Guy Who Trafficked You?
311
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,310
I'm Kwyatt.
312
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,030
I'm kind of on a roll. Can I...
313
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,610
Oh, God! No, no, no!
314
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:51,870
How'd you get here first?
315
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,220
I guess even when I'm bad,
I'm still pretty good.
316
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,720
So, what's Morty saying to you?
317
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,670
- Where is he?
- What? How would I know?
318
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,210
Y-You didn't form a psychic link?
319
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,060
No, we didn't form a psychic link.
320
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,179
- What the fuck is that?
- That's like the whole thing!
321
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,660
Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer.
322
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,160
You used him to get with cool kids,
323
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,284
but didn't even activate your powers?
324
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,890
It's kind of a Kuato's whole deal.
325
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,250
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
326
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,100
All right, so how do I hear him?
327
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,240
Open your mind, Summer?
328
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,370
Christ.
329
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,480
Hello?
330
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,900
Morty?
331
00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:26,509
- Morty!
- Summer?
332
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,595
Summer! Is that you?
333
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,888
Morty, I can hear you!
334
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,240
Thank fucking Christ, you bitch!
335
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,590
I've been screaming for hours!
336
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,434
All right, well,
I don't have to hear you.
337
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,895
Sorry! A-And I'm sorry
about the frolf party.
338
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,562
I-I think they're selling
me, Summer! Hurry!
339
00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:40,980
They're selling him, Grandpa!
340
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,817
- Well, obviously.
- Well, obviously.
341
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,340
You don't have to do this!
342
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,488
What we had was real!
343
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,408
Prepare to get opened.
344
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,451
Don't shoot!
345
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,600
I didn't tell them anything!
346
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,160
Except where and how to find you.
347
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,020
He's outlived his usefulness.
348
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,040
Kill him.
349
00:14:58,170 --> 00:15:00,293
Aaaah!
350
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,060
Oh, shit, psychic warfare!
351
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,060
- What?
- Hold on, Grandpa's got this.
352
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,240
Oh, shit! Run!
353
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,130
Whoa, psychic Grandpa.
354
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,740
No, look. Fake temple with
a high pitch noise maker.
355
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,300
Run before these guys figure it out!
356
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,680
He's a fake, you morons!
357
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,768
Like most psychics! Kill them!
358
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,480
- Summer!
- I'm coming, Morty!
359
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,897
- Where are you?
- I dunno!
360
00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:22,680
Th... They're moving me!
I'm on the move!
361
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,400
This next one comes with a hat.
362
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,736
Oh, shit!
363
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,500
That's what frolf is about, bitch!
364
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,580
Ohhh, Frisbee plus golf.
365
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,620
- I get it now.
- Summer, hurry!
366
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,080
Open your mind!
367
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,720
Where do you think they got that one?
368
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,000
Whose chest is that big?
369
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,079
We don't have time for this.
370
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,839
Hey, why do you get to
kick down all the doors?
371
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,780
I wanna kick one. Ow, shit!
372
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,470
It's locked! My ankle!
373
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,340
What is this, your first "Taken"?
374
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,060
Ah! Fuck you, Summer!
375
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,561
I rescue Morty seven times per season!
376
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:02,580
- Summer! The boat, Summer!
- Morty! I see it! I see the boat!
377
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,460
Here, Summer, check this out.
378
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,780
- "Check this out"?
- Yeah, window jump.
379
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,580
Try to say it's my first "Taken" now.
380
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,326
- It's your first "Taken".
- I'm getting my groove back!
381
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,820
You heard him, boys! Kill him
before he gets his groove!
382
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,960
Ow!
383
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,252
Ow! Fuck!
384
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,429
None of this would have happened
385
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,580
if you just unmerged us when I asked!
386
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,340
Morty gets everything for free!
387
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,592
Morty's a dog!
388
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,553
People have cats because
their affection is earned.
389
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,431
I treat you like an equal
because I respect you
390
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,830
You remind me of your grandmother.
391
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,160
- What?
- What?
392
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,100
No, I said, "What?"
393
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,159
Oh, you're getting choked.
394
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,730
Go go ponytail secret move!
395
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,820
Oh, my God! What?
396
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,140
Hair, stop!
397
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,220
- I need you to remove that.
- Ungrateful.
398
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,070
How's Morty?
399
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,120
Morty! You okay?
400
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,780
Sorry, I just killed a guy with my hair.
401
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,280
No, I'm not okay!
I-I'm still on the boat!
402
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,411
Hurry!
403
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:01,180
- Open... Open your mind!
- Sedate him.
404
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,180
We're meeting his buyer in an hour.
405
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,040
- Ow!
- Open your miiind!
406
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,507
Easy there. It'll all be over soon.
407
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,930
Aw, shit! Bite me twice, shame on me!
408
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,200
Whoa!
409
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,847
Oh, man.
410
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,030
Inject me once...
411
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,400
Sir! They're inbound, what should we do?
412
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,840
Kill them, idiot!
413
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,900
There are days, and there are days.
414
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,080
Kenneth, you're the crown
jewel of psychic assholes.
415
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,440
Quite an entrance.
416
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,620
Now, for mine.
417
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,080
That's the reveal? You slide off?
418
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,030
You think I'm done revealing?
419
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,730
That's right, it's me!
420
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,640
A smaller Kuato.
421
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,968
The mastermind behind it all.
422
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,389
I sold out my own kind,
and I'd do it again!
423
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,759
Wow, who could've seen that coming?
424
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,040
I mean, he can talk.
425
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,260
That's kinda surprising.
426
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:07,280
Yes. Everyone always assumed that
charming Kenneth was the brains.
427
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,148
Or perhaps his Kuato.
428
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,100
But I was in control!
429
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,402
Aah!
430
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:14,612
- Morty!
- Damn, Morty, big air!
431
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,850
Stop it!
432
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:24,664
Open your mind.
433
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,957
You wanna die?
434
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,040
Ah!
435
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,310
You little shit!
436
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,040
Whoa, he's got a knife!
437
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,380
Not just any knife.
438
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,280
- Kuato knife!
- Oh! Oh!
439
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,440
Hey, stop! That's mine!
440
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,050
Shit, fuck!
441
00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:46,390
Oh, shit! It has missiles!
442
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,880
You think this is a joke?
443
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,362
You're about to die.
444
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,660
So I'll let you in on my true secret...
445
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,300
Those last three guys were chumps.
446
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,620
I'm the real top dawg.
447
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,790
Oh, shit, is that three
or four? I've lost count.
448
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,540
But wait, if you're dazzled now...
449
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,712
Okay. I see where this is going.
450
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,716
Hey... No! No! Ah!
451
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,740
No! Ow!
452
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,550
What? No! No!
453
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,180
Noooo!
454
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,220
Man, kind of a shame.
455
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,040
That spider thing was pretty cool.
456
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,170
Yeah. I wanted it.
457
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:33,399
- Morty says he wanted it.
- Oh, o-okay.
458
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,859
Here.
459
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,840
Oh, wh... whoops.
460
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,610
You gotta jiggle it more.
461
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,280
Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer!
462
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,300
Well, not hard enough.
463
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,760
Morty says, "Not hard enough."
464
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,789
I-I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.
465
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,950
I-I gotta upgrade the polling rate.
466
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,390
Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard?
467
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:57,423
Just jiggle it!
468
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,270
I'm alive! I'm alive!
469
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,460
No! Wait!
470
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,760
I have so much more to reveal!
471
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,700
Ah! Nooo...
472
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,510
There we go.
473
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,600
Oh, yeah, this is great.
474
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,040
Whoa, Morty, looking good.
475
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,300
Bro, you're actually
like a fucking boss.
476
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,720
Wait, can that thing jump?
477
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,480
Oh, my God. Bro.
478
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:23,366
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
479
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:27,036
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
480
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,330
Frolf! Frolf! Frolf! Frolf! Frolf!
481
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,419
And the Harry Herpsons win!
482
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:38,256
Yeah, Morty! That's a par!
483
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:42,500
- Morty! Yeah!
- Open your mind!
484
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,640
Hey, did you see that par?
485
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,142
Morty's killer out there.
486
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,600
Yeah. He's not even using his missiles.
487
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,320
Speaking of... I kinda need a new
girl to hook up with on Tuesdays?
488
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,740
Eh. Pass.
489
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,319
- Hey, you wanna get out of here?
- Totes.
490
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,900
Summer saved me from being
trafficked and burned alive.
491
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,140
It's, like, whatever.
492
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,040
Damn, Summer Smith.
493
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,520
There is no end to your complexity.
494
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:12,890
Ah, there's the missiles.
495
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,840
O... Open your mind!
496
00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,619
Open your mind!
497
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:21,090
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498
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:51,650
Yes, well, my new Kuato was named Morty,
499
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,415
but I'm going to call him Sixty-Nine.
500
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,860
Kenneth's running a little
late with the package, no?
501
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,280
Oh, he'll show.
502
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,920
Do you know how much I paid?
503
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,592
69 million flurbos.
504
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,180
I had 70 of course, but...
505
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,580
69.
506
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,160
I have 69 credit cards.
507
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,460
My wife wanted to have sex,
508
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,340
but I said no, not unless we 69.
509
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,890
- TMI, Michael.
- You have a wife?