1
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Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F.
Father.

2
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I am ready to rejoin
my brethren on Alphabetrium.

3
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Very well.
Your exile ends today.

4
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♪♪

5
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Welcome home, Water-T.

6
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[RUMBLING]

7
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The Numbericons!
They're attacking!

8
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Battle stations!

9
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♪♪

10
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[SCREAMING]

11
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Divide and conquer!
Zero survivors!

12
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♪♪

13
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Aah! Father!

14
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Son... take this thing.

15
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It's a prophecy or some shit.

16
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[GROANS] I'm dying.

17
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Peace.

18
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[MICROPHONE WHINES]

19
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[LETTERS SOBBING]

20
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Water-T, where are you going?

21
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There's too many of them.

22
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Then I better
crunch the numbers.

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Aah!

24
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♪♪

25
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♪ When your heart adds up ♪

26
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♪ One plus one
makes youuuuuuuu ♪

27
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[GUNFIRE]

28
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♪ Yeah ♪

29
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♪ Alllright ♪

30
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♪♪

31
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He's too dope! Retreat!

32
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

33
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♪ We don't care about numbers ♪

34
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Oh, shit!
He's crunching the numbers.

35
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I thought he was
talking about taxes,

36
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but he's crunching us.

37
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I'ma deduct your ass.

38
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Aah!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

39
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They activated
the Brackets Shield.

40
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We can't pull up.
Somebody kiss me.

41
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I don't want to die
not knowing love! No!

42
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♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪

43
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♪♪

44
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

45
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♪ We don't care about numbers ♪

46
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to go pee.

47
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,732
Yo, what do you know about this?

48
00:02:03,815 --> 00:02:04,900
The "I" of Harmony.

49
00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,276
It holds some secret power,

50
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,945
but it's in a language
nobody can read.

51
00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,364
You don't gotta
read shit, Lithium-P.

52
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It's math.
Careful, T.

53
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They won't like that kind of
number talk at the palace.

54
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We're not going to the palace.
We're going to Earth. Why?

55
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You know a math expert there?

56
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Unfortunately, I do.

57
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In conclusion, without math

58
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planes wouldn't fly
and elephants would forget.

59
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[RAP MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
What is that sound?

60
00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,550
Who is using air buds
to listen to rap music?

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Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold.
Detention!

62
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Class dismissed early so Morty
can have instant detention.

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STUDENT #1: Aw, no!
STUDENT #2: Are you serious?

64
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I want to learn!
I want to add and stuff.

65
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Geez, Mr. Goldenfold,

66
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it's just a little hip hop.

67
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It helps me concentrate.

68
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Rap will never
help anyone do anything.

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Some things never change.

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MORTY AND GOLDENFOLD: Ice-T?

71
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Hey! Ice-T,
it's me, Morty.

72
00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,529
Remember me?
"G-Get Schwifty"?

73
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No.
Aw.

74
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And it's Water-T now.

75
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I don't give an ass
if you're Smokey Robinson.

76
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You got the balls of a clown
coming back to this school

77
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without the homework you owe me.

78
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Fuck your homework, old man.

79
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My planet's at stake.
Mr. Goldenfold,

80
00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,587
you taught Ice-T math?
I tried, Morty.

81
00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,422
I sure the hell tried.

82
00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:12,301
Without math, Russia would
control all Rubik's Cubes.

83
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Any questions?

84
00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,929
Just one.
Who gives a fuck?

85
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[STUDENTS CHEERING]

86
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[RAPPING]
I am a knight, walking,

87
00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,851
back of class talking,
homework scoffing,

88
00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,269
blackboard chalking...

89
00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:25,105
Look, man, I ain't here
for memory lane shit.

90
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I need this deciphered.

91
00:03:26,565 --> 00:03:30,193
Hmm. Early Algebraic,
possibly even Geometric.

92
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Yo, English. I don't
teach English, bitch!

93
00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,323
And why would
I do your homework?

94
00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:37,242
You didn't do mine.
'Cause I had no home!

95
00:03:38,744 --> 00:03:40,370
Now I do.

96
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Help me save it.

97
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Aah!

98
00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:48,503
All Type Strikers, attack!

99
00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:50,714
Kill the Son of Magma-Q!

100
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I want his serifs.

101
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♪♪

102
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You're coming with me,
Goldenfold.

103
00:03:58,013 --> 00:03:59,681
You better be taking me
to your homework.

104
00:03:59,765 --> 00:04:01,808
You're coming with
me, Morty. Why?

105
00:04:01,892 --> 00:04:03,602
It's called detention,
not "releastion."

106
00:04:03,685 --> 00:04:04,811
♪♪

107
00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:06,647
[SHIP WHOOSHES]

108
00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,234
Sorry I'm late.
I had to go pee.

109
00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,028
I know. Well,
there's new people.

110
00:04:13,111 --> 00:04:14,589
I thought they'd like to
hear about it. Yeah, yeah.

111
00:04:14,613 --> 00:04:16,198
Just start the fucking ship.

112
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♪♪

113
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[STATIC CRACKLING]

114
00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,787
I see the tales of your dopeness

115
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have been greatly exaggerated.

116
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Big talk from an upside down I.

117
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I am Sinistar-7,
and I am here to spill the T.

118
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Then come get me, muthafucka!

119
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♪♪

120
00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:41,682
[ALARM BEEPING]

121
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She's got a Caps Lock!

122
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And an ass to suck.

123
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Hit the hyphen drive!

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[BELL DINGS]

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No. No!

126
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♪♪

127
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[DECIMAL CRUMB CACKLES]

128
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Speak. Lord Dread Nought.

129
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Water-T escaped
with the "I" of Harmony.

130
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Aah! The One of Harmony!

131
00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:05,247
[LAUGHS] That's gotta hurt!

132
00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:08,166
[GROANS] You're
a number. Act like it.

133
00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:13,171
Subtract Water-T from life
and carry the One to me.

134
00:05:13,255 --> 00:05:16,007
I won't let you down... Father.

135
00:05:16,091 --> 00:05:19,261
Too late.
Too late! [LAUGHS]

136
00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:22,723
Oh! Oh, wow.
Oh, I love my job.

137
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The Pythagorean Theorem!

138
00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:25,934
I just have to figure out

139
00:05:26,017 --> 00:05:27,102
what A and B are,

140
00:05:27,185 --> 00:05:28,228
square them both,

141
00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:29,813
and then add them together.

142
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Can you do it? If I do,
I want my homework.

143
00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:34,985
Fine!

144
00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,945
Why do you guys
hate each other so much?

145
00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:39,114
Why do all teachers hate
all students, Morty?

146
00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:41,366
Because you all break
our God damn hearts.

147
00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,785
Just seems like there's more
going on there.

148
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Was he that bad at math?

149
00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:46,955
No, Morty.
Nobody is worse than you.

150
00:05:47,039 --> 00:05:49,124
The hurtful thing
about your friend back there

151
00:05:49,207 --> 00:05:52,461
is that at one point,
it seemed like he might learn.

152
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[RAPPING OFFBEAT]
I am a nightmare walking,

153
00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,339
psychopath talking,

154
00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,468
king of my jungle just
a gangster stalk stalking.

155
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Stalking. Fuck.

156
00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:03,013
Look at all this
non-scholastic depravity!

157
00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,223
Reef-er, Cheetos,

158
00:06:05,307 --> 00:06:07,184
and not a smidgen
of homework in sight!

159
00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,978
Yo, why you coming in here
fuckin' up my words?

160
00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:12,856
Uh, T, maybe you ought
to go back to school.

161
00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,150
You can't keep a beat
to save your ass.

162
00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:18,487
Damn. My dream just died.

163
00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:21,990
Here. Follow this.
It's called four-four time.

164
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[RHYTHMICALLY]
One, two, three, four.

165
00:06:24,576 --> 00:06:25,869
Two, two, three...

166
00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,413
[RAPPING]
I am a nightmare walkin',

167
00:06:28,497 --> 00:06:29,831
psychopath talkin'

168
00:06:29,915 --> 00:06:32,042
king of my jungle
just a gangster stalkin'...

169
00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,311
Livin' life like a
firecracker...

170
00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:35,212
Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!

171
00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,839
Your cousin Marvin D? Hey.

172
00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:40,050
Ya know that new sound
you lookin' for?

173
00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,345
Well, listen to this!

174
00:06:43,428 --> 00:06:44,513
[FARTS]

175
00:06:44,596 --> 00:06:47,432
Ha! Got you again, mutha-fucker!

176
00:06:47,516 --> 00:06:50,936
Wow. You think that guy's cousin
would stop taking his calls.

177
00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,145
That's not the point, Morty.

178
00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:54,022
You included it in your story.

179
00:06:54,105 --> 00:06:56,900
But I get it.
You and T were actually friends.

180
00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,026
So what went wrong?

181
00:06:58,109 --> 00:06:59,277
Nice try, Morty.

182
00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:00,904
You think that
if I connect with you,

183
00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,405
I'll let you out of detention?

184
00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:05,033
Well, you can forget it!
I'm all about boundaries now.

185
00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:07,786
Boundaries! I got it!
Beep boop bop beep beep.

186
00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:09,079
What is it?
It's a map.

187
00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,997
A squared is
the length of the galaxy.

188
00:07:11,081 --> 00:07:12,374
B squared is the height.

189
00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:14,709
So C squared takes
you directly to...

190
00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:16,169
Planet E-10?

191
00:07:16,253 --> 00:07:17,420
Ain't E-10 supposed to be

192
00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,464
where God created
letters or some shit?

193
00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:22,133
That's just a story we tell
lowercase letters at bedtime.

194
00:07:22,217 --> 00:07:24,302
Maybe there's more to it.
Why bedtime?

195
00:07:24,386 --> 00:07:26,096
What? He... He
said it was a story

196
00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,056
you told lowercase letters
at bedtime.

197
00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:30,016
Y-You never tell the story
during the day?

198
00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,893
I guess I just hoped the
phrase "bedtime"

199
00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:33,353
would make it easier
to understand

200
00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:35,206
that lowercase letters
are our version of children.

201
00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,857
Oh, so you did that for me?

202
00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,084
Well, half the people
here are human.

203
00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,568
I didn't want to exclude you.

204
00:07:39,651 --> 00:07:41,003
We would have figured
out it was children. Yeah.

205
00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,387
Lowercase means smaller.
We get it.

206
00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,006
Feels like I'm being
punished for clarity.

207
00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,448
Punished? Jesus.
I asked a question.

208
00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,158
So did Hitler. What
the fuck is going on?

209
00:07:47,242 --> 00:07:49,077
Somebody set up a call
or some shit.

210
00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,746
We need to send word
to Alphabetrium.

211
00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,249
♪♪

212
00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:57,294
[BEEPING, LETTERS GASP]

213
00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,046
Oxygen-S,
we deciphered the "I" of Harmony

214
00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,172
and we're headed to E-10.

215
00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:02,591
That's incredible, Water-T.

216
00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:05,427
Give me your coordinates.
I'll send help immediately.

217
00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,553
Word.

218
00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:09,431
Happy to serve, my lord.

219
00:08:09,514 --> 00:08:10,765
In quotes.

220
00:08:10,849 --> 00:08:12,601
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

221
00:08:12,684 --> 00:08:14,227
Secret villain!

222
00:08:14,311 --> 00:08:16,688
Coming out of
Helvetica Light Speed

223
00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:19,149
and approaching Planet E-10.

224
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,443
God damn.
Maybe it knows it's home.

225
00:08:21,526 --> 00:08:24,654
[RUMBLING] What
the math is happening?!

226
00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,448
Die, Letter scum!

227
00:08:26,531 --> 00:08:28,325
Aah!

228
00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,118
I'm sick and tired
of this bullshit.

229
00:08:30,201 --> 00:08:32,120
Yo, 7! Count this!

230
00:08:32,203 --> 00:08:34,623
Three-zus Christ!

231
00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:38,960
♪♪

232
00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:41,087
♪♪

233
00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:43,465
[GRUNTING]

234
00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:48,470
♪♪

235
00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:50,347
Typical letter,
acting on emotion.

236
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,110
You're welcome for
saving your numbery-ass!

237
00:08:52,182 --> 00:08:54,226
I won't let you take me alive!

238
00:08:54,309 --> 00:08:55,644
Have it your way.

239
00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:57,246
If you're going to act
like ignorant children,

240
00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,939
I guess the teacher's in charge.

241
00:08:59,022 --> 00:09:02,817
And, young lady, whoever told
you numbers can't be emotional

242
00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:04,152
did you wrong.

243
00:09:04,236 --> 00:09:06,237
On Earth, numbers get down.

244
00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:08,114
Sometimes even with letters.

245
00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:09,407
Disgusting!
Uh-huh.

246
00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:11,034
See? That's what everyone says.

247
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,345
But then they go home
and they type

248
00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:13,609
all kinds of shit into Pornhub.

249
00:09:13,662 --> 00:09:16,164
[SCRIBBLES SHOUTING]
Scribble! Jot jot!

250
00:09:16,247 --> 00:09:19,668
Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded
by primitive goo gas.

251
00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:23,380
[GASPS] Okay. The primitive
goo gas worship the glowing thing.

252
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,899
Things don't always
resolve this fast.

253
00:09:24,923 --> 00:09:26,049
We're making good time.

254
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,677
Scribble! Jot jot!
Doodle! Doodle!

255
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,011
We can't understand you.

256
00:09:30,095 --> 00:09:31,906
Obviously, they want to
take us to their village

257
00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:33,014
for an Ewok party.

258
00:09:33,098 --> 00:09:35,141
Damn, making really good time.

259
00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:39,020
[SCRIBBLES CHANTING "JOT JOT,"
MUSIC PLAYING]

260
00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:41,022
♪♪

261
00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:42,482
This tribe claims the artifact

262
00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:45,151
comes from a religious site
not far from here.

263
00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:46,653
Awful nice of you to help.

264
00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:50,073
I'm simply following the
rules of war as your prisoner.

265
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,592
Or maybe you're hoping
if you're nice,

266
00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:54,077
I'll let my guard down
so you can take the "I."

267
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,705
How dare you!
I'm not a seductress.

268
00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:57,872
I am a warrior.

269
00:09:57,956 --> 00:10:00,000
And that's not an "I."
It's a one.

270
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,083
It's an "I."

271
00:10:01,126 --> 00:10:02,406
You guys
don't get out much, huh?

272
00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,379
It seems kind of obvious
that these Scribbles

273
00:10:04,462 --> 00:10:06,172
are like the original species

274
00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,674
that letters and numbers
came from.

275
00:10:07,757 --> 00:10:10,677
So that relic thing
probably isn't a one or an "I."

276
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,013
I-It's probably
just, like, a line.

277
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,973
It's symbolic of the fact
that your people

278
00:10:15,056 --> 00:10:17,058
don't need to be at war.

279
00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:18,893
How do I know you again?
Get Schwifty.

280
00:10:18,977 --> 00:10:22,022
It's still nothing.
So mind your damn business.

281
00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:24,482
At least we agree on that.

282
00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:27,235
Looks like your detention
is officially over.

283
00:10:27,318 --> 00:10:30,530
Why? You finally learned
how hard it is to teach.

284
00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:32,490
No, I didn't.
Then you... learned

285
00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:35,243
how hard it is to learn.
I already knew.

286
00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:37,454
Just go to bed,
you ungrateful shit!

287
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,624
Cock a doodle!
Cock a doodle two!

288
00:10:43,668 --> 00:10:45,337
The "I," it's gone!

289
00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,089
That bitch!
7 took the "I."

290
00:10:48,173 --> 00:10:50,342
Come on, Mr. Goldenfold.
Count me out, Morty.

291
00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:52,093
I'm tired of helping
that son of a bitch.

292
00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:54,554
Seriously? Feels like
there's a deeper beef

293
00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:55,972
than missing homework here.

294
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,182
What really happened?

295
00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:00,101
It was the summer of 1991...

296
00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:02,395
Any friend of Ice-T
is welcome in my home.

297
00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:04,355
And as governor,
I can't wait to add

298
00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:07,442
that math wing to Harry Herpson
High School, Mr. Goldenfold.

299
00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,277
And I shall
put it to good use, sir!

300
00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:12,530
Of course you will.
More baby potatoes?

301
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:14,074
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING
ON TELEVISION]

302
00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:15,784
God damn, I love rap.

303
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:19,579
♪♪

304
00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:24,167
And the Grammy award for Rap
Artist of the Year goes to...

305
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,585
Ice-T!

306
00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:30,340
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

307
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,300
Yo, I just want
to thank my words,

308
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:33,843
the letters that made them,

309
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,428
and that's it!

310
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,639
Nothing else. Peace!

311
00:11:37,722 --> 00:11:39,933
I thought you said
he'd thank math.

312
00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:41,351
There must be some mistake.

313
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,394
Try a different channel.
The mistake was believing

314
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,063
you even knew Ice-T
and could get me

315
00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:46,207
that math-loving youth vote.

316
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:47,524
Now get out of here!

317
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,568
I got a God damn
presidential campaign to start.

318
00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:54,656
After that, my dreams faded away
like so many erections.

319
00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:57,408
I mean, that sucks,
but let's stop Sinistar-7,

320
00:11:57,492 --> 00:11:59,953
and maybe you two sort
this out on the way home?

321
00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:01,996
Hmm.
Pretty sound logic.

322
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,207
And logic is a part of math!

323
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,501
Whatever. Come on.

324
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,224
If you're pregnant.
That's my cell number.

325
00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:09,462
I know you can't read it,

326
00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:12,173
but it's important
I made an effort.

327
00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:19,139
♪♪

328
00:12:19,222 --> 00:12:20,140
[BOTH GRUNTING]

329
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,016
Nice try.
How dare you!

330
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,434
How dare you!

331
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,478
[BOTH PANTING]

332
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:29,357
[BOTH MOANING SOFTLY]

333
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,361
♪♪

334
00:12:33,444 --> 00:12:35,363
[ENERGY WHOOSHES]

335
00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:37,657
♪♪

336
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,785
[MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

337
00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:47,709
♪♪

338
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,378
Shit, I think when
we started getting it on

339
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:53,173
that amulet showed us
the truth of our origins.

340
00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:54,549
Father! Hell, yeah.

341
00:12:54,632 --> 00:12:56,509
We're into
the same sick shit, huh?

342
00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:58,261
No. My father.
He's here.

343
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,139
W-What's that?
Emperor Dread Nought.

344
00:13:01,222 --> 00:13:04,559
♪♪

345
00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:07,645
The fate of the Alphabetrians
is at hand.

346
00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:10,648
Magma-Q's legacy ends here.

347
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,233
How the fuck did he find us?

348
00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,068
OXYGEN-S: Betrayal reveal!

349
00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:15,695
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

350
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:19,365
You appear displeased
to see me, Prince Water-T.

351
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:21,868
Cold-ass mutha-fucker, you in
league with Dread Nought?

352
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:24,871
How could you do us
Letters dirty like that, S?

353
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:26,789
My true name is not S.

354
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,334
On Numbericonia they call me...

355
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,793
8!

356
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,046
8?! Oh, my God,
he's a number?!

357
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,048
[LAUGHS] Did you know?

358
00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:37,342
I didn't. [LAUGHS]
Holy shit!

359
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,344
I'm not even supposed
to be here today.

360
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,845
It's my day off.
For real.

361
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:43,806
That's how much I like
working with these people!

362
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,143
[CHUCKLES]
Good thing your father

363
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:48,895
isn't alive to see you fail.

364
00:13:48,978 --> 00:13:49,979
He'd be so disappointed.

365
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,273
Mutha-fucker, I'm gonna
shoot you in the dick.

366
00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:54,442
Ha! I would like to see you try.

367
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:55,777
Villain exit.

368
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,904
Thanks for dragging me
across the universe

369
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,322
to be killed, Water-T.

370
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,907
No homework-doing,
mother-grabbin...

371
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,367
You want to go, old man?

372
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,701
I'll fuck you till you love me.

373
00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:05,620
I'll put your kids
through college.

374
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:08,456
I'll fucking take you to
Boca Raton, you motherfucker!

375
00:14:08,539 --> 00:14:09,707
Ease up, Water-T.

376
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,709
After all,
y-you did betray Goldenfold

377
00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:15,588
by, uh, not thanking math
at the Grammys, I guess.

378
00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:17,382
That's what you think happened?

379
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,051
Nah, G-Folds, it went like this.

380
00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:21,344
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

381
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,804
Didja listen to my album, Pop?

382
00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,597
It's nominated for a Grammy

383
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:25,974
Yes. I heard your album.

384
00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:29,143
What is this four-four time,
rhythm nonsense?

385
00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,395
It's disgusting!

386
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,980
You're a number-loving traitor

387
00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:35,149
who doesn't care about
anything but himself.

388
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,151
♪♪

389
00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:38,611
I... I never knew.

390
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:40,154
You never asked.

391
00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,489
Here... Father.

392
00:14:41,572 --> 00:14:44,826
The destiny of the Numbericons
is mine to claim!

393
00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:48,246
Everyone has to watch
while I do it too.

394
00:14:48,329 --> 00:14:50,248
How does this thing work again?

395
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:51,457
[SIGHS] Allow me, my lord.

396
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,701
Hold up.
You're just gonna let

397
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,793
this motherfucker...

398
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:58,172
[THUNDER BOOMS, RUMBLING]

399
00:14:58,256 --> 00:15:00,174
Aah!

400
00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:02,218
[SHOUTING]

401
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,345
♪♪

402
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:07,515
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

403
00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:09,517
I don't get it.

404
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,601
The ultimate power

405
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:13,021
of the universe is finally mine!

406
00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:16,149
Hey! I am the ruler
of the Numbericons.

407
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,359
The dead rule nothing!

408
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:20,695
Aah! Father! No!

409
00:15:20,778 --> 00:15:22,405
Your father was a bitch.

410
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,615
You shall be my general now!

411
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,367
Well, he was a bad father.

412
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:27,785
I am Infinity,

413
00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:29,704
omnipotent god of numbers!

414
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:33,583
And I have a world
of Letters to destroy!

415
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,501
[LAUGHS]

416
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:38,463
I guess he doesn't need
the ship anymore.

417
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,465
He doesn't need
the ship anymore, guys!

418
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,967
You heard Infinity.
Move out!

419
00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:44,302
Whoo-hoo! Alright!

420
00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:46,637
We could have had something.

421
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,389
It was a mistake, T.

422
00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:51,142
Letters and Numbers
can never be.

423
00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:57,065
♪♪

424
00:15:57,148 --> 00:15:59,817
MORTY: What do we do? He's going
to destroy Alphabetrium!

425
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,236
Whatever.
I don't care anymore.

426
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,905
Damn, T.
That's cold.

427
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:05,573
Exactly.

428
00:16:05,656 --> 00:16:06,824
Whoa! God damn.

429
00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:08,576
You do remember our adventure!

430
00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:10,036
Not really.

431
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:13,539
Wow! Dope shit, T!

432
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:14,791
If we don't stop Infinity.

433
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,417
He's going to destroy
Alphabetrium.

434
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,920
But that ooze-swamp put
the kibosh on our spaceships.

435
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:21,672
M-Maybe we can pull it out
and upgrade it

436
00:16:21,756 --> 00:16:23,341
using parts
of the Numbers' ship.

437
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:25,259
Oh, the goo gas already did it.

438
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,427
Wow, you guys work fast.

439
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,887
Scribble! Scribble!

440
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,723
Damn, it's like
the Glyph Jumper, but extreme.

441
00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:33,935
[WOMAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]

442
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:36,104
The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
[LAUGHS]

443
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:39,440
Let's go home and bust a cap
in Infinity's ass.

444
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:40,817
Wait, let me go pee first.

445
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,740
That way, when we get there,
I'll get to say...

446
00:16:42,819 --> 00:16:44,946
Well, I'm not gonna spoil it.

447
00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:52,829
♪♪

448
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,288
Death to all Letters!

449
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:58,251
Neither upper nor lower case
will survive this day!

450
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,294
[LETTERS SCREAMING]

451
00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:02,130
♪♪

452
00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:03,798
The Brackets Shield has fallen!

453
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,925
It's an utter apostrophe!

454
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:06,801
Aah!

455
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,428
I am bigger than Letters.

456
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:09,804
I am bigger than Numbers.

457
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,305
My balls are huge,

458
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:14,058
and everyone can suck my dick!

459
00:17:14,142 --> 00:17:15,893
[LAUGHS]

460
00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:18,396
Stop! You're killing Numbers!

461
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:19,981
[LAUGHS]

462
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:22,024
My lord, this is too far!

463
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,484
Are you still fucking talking?

464
00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:25,278
Here's a number for you, lady.

465
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,363
86 that ass! You're fired!

466
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,533
[LAUGHS]

467
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,493
Yo, suck this, bitch!

468
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:33,661
♪♪

469
00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:35,204
Aah!

470
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:38,040
Yo, T.
Is that your girl?

471
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:43,296
♪♪

472
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,006
That's twice I saved your ass.

473
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:47,300
Infinity's gone mad with power.

474
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:48,926
He's killing every one...

475
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,554
and every two
and every three and every...

476
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,764
We get it.
I was wrong to join him

477
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,933
and wrong to leave you, Water-T.

478
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:58,394
Infinity killed
both our fathers.

479
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,689
Nuh-uh. I was there.
Ceiling fell on him.

480
00:18:01,772 --> 00:18:04,400
Ha! Father!

481
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,860
That ceiling was poisoned.

482
00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:09,697
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's
assassination for months.

483
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,533
All my life, I've served
such negative numbers.

484
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:14,660
This kid I don't know
was right all along.

485
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,746
Finally!
It's time for the Numbericons

486
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,331
to rise and join us.

487
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:22,418
How can we make the Numbericons
rise up against him?

488
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,213
We'll inspire them.

489
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:26,672
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

490
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,549
Kill! Murder! Death!

491
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,385
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

492
00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:39,060
♪♪

493
00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,229
♪ Why does a one hate an "I,"
I gotta wonder? ♪

494
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:43,397
♪ When a lower case "I"
is an imaginary number ♪

495
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:45,441
♪ Who stands to gain
when I shoot up a digit? ♪

496
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,653
♪ The division is complex, but
you know we gotta bridge it ♪

497
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,405
♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪

498
00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:52,740
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

499
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:56,744
You think you can
stop me with rap, huh?

500
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,038
♪ More homicides
than a dodecahedron ♪

501
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:01,082
♪ Number V letters
the shit that it feeds on ♪

502
00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:03,459
♪ Today, alpha-numerically
combine... ♪

503
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,044
♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪

504
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,420
♪ My ice cold '9 ♪

505
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:09,715
♪ I got letters and numbers
every time I F a ho ♪

506
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:12,426
♪ Giving her one big dick
while she screams "O" ♪

507
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,844
♪♪

508
00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:16,180
♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet
like she got her cry on ♪

509
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:18,432
♪ My dick's 3.14 feet,
that's a pie-thon ♪

510
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:20,434
♪ Ya'll actin' scared,
he ain't won yet ♪

511
00:19:20,518 --> 00:19:23,604
♪ Infinity to one odds?
That's an alpha-bet ♪

512
00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,523
Father?
You like a force ghost now?

513
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:26,941
The fuck it look like, son?

514
00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:29,860
I came back to help you hand
Infinity his ass.

515
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:31,487
You ready?
Let's kill it, pops.

516
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,573
♪ Infinity ain't shit
without numbers and letters ♪

517
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,783
♪ We can blow his ass out ♪
♪ If we work together ♪

518
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:39,078
♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers,
I said rise up ♪

519
00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,330
♪ 'Cause you know
we're all brothers ♪

520
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,915
♪ Oh ♪

521
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,709
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

522
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,337
Arise, King Magma-T!

523
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:52,383
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, damn!

524
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:55,845
♪♪

525
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,179
[GROWLS]

526
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,806
♪♪

527
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:02,101
My word! Water-T's
spittin' straight fire!

528
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:05,354
He truly is king of
Alphabetrium.

529
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,981
♪♪

530
00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:10,067
Infinity is too strong.
Nothing can defeat him.

531
00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,278
You think?
How about this shit?

532
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,529
The "I" of Harmony!

533
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,780
Muthafuckers just left it.

534
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,324
How will that help us?

535
00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,951
This thing loves when Letters
and Numbers get down.

536
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,328
Come here, girl.

537
00:20:20,411 --> 00:20:21,621
Mm!

538
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,623
Yeah. You like that, huh?

539
00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:25,750
Hell, yeah!

540
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,376
You cannot stop me!

541
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,836
I'm infinitely infinite!

542
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:31,672
♪♪

543
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,382
[INFINITY SCREAMING]

544
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,759
My fucking dick!

545
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,552
Thought I was lying,
mutha-fucker?

546
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,263
♪♪

547
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:41,724
Oh, Mr. Goldenfold,
I love math!

548
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,851
And it loves you too, Morty.

549
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,604
I have to warn you,
I'm a prime number.

550
00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:48,189
I'm only divisible by myself.

551
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:50,691
Yeah, and my dick's magma now,

552
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,151
but we'll figure it out.

553
00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:54,862
[BOTH LAUGHING]

554
00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,364
[BOTH MOANING SOFTLY]

555
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:01,035
How is that math homework
coming along, Morty?

556
00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:03,037
I-It's great.
It's... It's so great.

557
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,497
Do you mind
if I do a second test,

558
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,333
you know, for... for fun?
Ha! You're weird.

559
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,001
And what about you, sir?

560
00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:10,294
There. All done.

561
00:21:10,378 --> 00:21:13,214
Here's your god damn
homework, old man. Happy?

562
00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:16,592
More than you can
possibly imagine.

563
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:24,475
♪♪

564
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:32,316
♪♪

565
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:40,241
♪♪

566
00:21:40,324 --> 00:21:48,207
♪♪

567
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,961
♪♪

568
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,588
King Magma-T,
my people need you.

569
00:21:54,672 --> 00:21:57,007
And who are you?

570
00:21:57,091 --> 00:21:58,718
Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.

571
00:21:58,801 --> 00:22:01,887
My planet getting all bent out
of shape by the Formivores.

572
00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:03,514
You Numbers and Letters
strong enough

573
00:22:03,597 --> 00:22:04,890
to fight them muthafuckers?

574
00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:06,726
The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon

575
00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:08,102
are unmatched in strength,

576
00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:11,147
and we never refuse to help
our brother in need.

577
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,108
Word. My smoke show queen
speaks truth.

578
00:22:14,191 --> 00:22:16,485
I'll grab my shit
and meet you out front.

579
00:22:18,195 --> 00:22:18,946
Cool.

580
00:22:19,029 --> 00:22:24,577
♪♪

581
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,663
Did you get any of that?