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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, Jerry.
- Nana!
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Are you ready to come to the light?
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Uh, I'm not sure. Where's Pop Pop?
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He's not coming out to meet you anymore
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because honestly, Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It's not my fault!
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My father-in-law asked me to
help him gather data and...
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Agh! Not agaaaaaain!
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Okay, run diagnostics.
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
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- This is real.
- What have you done?
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You've got my grandparents pissed at me.
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They'll forgive you because...
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they're zero-mass
fields of consciousness
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preserved by a-a paradimensional
layer of infinite energy?
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Morty, there's kind of
a heaven! Kind of!
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I-I mean there definitely is for
a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection to a
localized cultural model of infinity
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functions like a wick,
sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source
of energy strong enough
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to support collective projection.
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Great, so there's a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that by
murdering me eight times.
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He's got kind of a point, Rick.
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If you want to get into heaven,
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can't you just stop being an asshole?
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First of all, I don't want
to "get into" anywhere.
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I want to tap this
paradimension's energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead
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in Jerry's generic-ass 1980s concrete
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and fog machine heaven.
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Well, guess what?
You aren't welcome there!
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You raise a good point,
Jerry, obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness is too atheistic
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to get channelled to any
afterlife worth robbing.
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It's a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
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We're going to Norway.
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters...
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I'll pack a parka.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Infinite energy, Morty.
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You don't even know
how to appreciate that
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because you've never
been in energy debt.
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Fuck you. I've been tired.
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- Perfect!
- _
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I'm going to Valhalla, Morty!
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Your grandpa's going to
be the first Valhallanaut!
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Feel the excitement!
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Getting back will be easy.
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Once the machine turns on,
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I'll have set up the
other side of the relay.
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Phoenix Protocol initiated.
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Just hit that big red button
to pull me into this body.
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But how are you getting there?
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I-I refuse to kill you again.
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I-I'm desensitized, Rick.
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I took some kind of test in school,
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a-and the counsellor had
to call Homeland Security.
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Not your problem, Morty.
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I need to die in glorious battle
against a mighty enemy.
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That's why I got Bigfoot
in this Poké Ball.
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Bigfoot is your enemy?
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Well, I doubt he's a fan.
I stuffed him into a ball.
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I mess with him all the time.
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These Vikings don't have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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This is basically their equivalent
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of Native American burial grounds.
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Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack
whatever's in front of him.
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And all I gotta do is die.
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What happens to Bigfoot... after?
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Morty, Bigfoot is a "B" story.
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The "A" story is he kills me
and you hit the button.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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All right, let's do this!
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Oh!
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Oh, snap, I-I did it!
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Valhalla, baby! I'm Dead Rick!
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Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick.
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Welcome to Valhalla, brother.
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We thought all Vikings had perished.
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Ah. Nope. I was... I was a straggler.
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How's it work here again?
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We fight! We die! We feast!
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And then we fight again!
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Ha-ha! Cheers, everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time
window between battles
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where a guy could go off and,
I don't know, gather resources?
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Yes, now you'll receive your Armour.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, wow.
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You're a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I-I'd love to
take most of your tools.
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I'd planned on starting from scratch,
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but you're, like, way
past the Iron Age here,
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saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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- Then we're just knocked out.
- Cool.
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Oh, wow, is that a thing Vikings love?
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Oh, God, brutal.
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Wait, what?
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Bigfoot... do you have religion?
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Y-Y-You understand me, don't you?
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D-Does Rick do this to you all the time?
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He messes with me, too.
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Easy, there, big guy. Easy.
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Oh, shit!
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Look at this little one!
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You must be made of
piss and dragon balls
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to reach Valhalla at your age!
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Oh, yeah! Y-Yeah, man!
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Dr-Dragon Balls all day.
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H-Hey, h-have you guys seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait, where did that guy go?
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He should have his Armour by now.
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What in the mighty whale's wooden cock?
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The old man! He's some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be
friends with a witch?
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I was just asking.
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Well, that's really offensive, man!
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What is this, Judgmenthalla?
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I don't know until I ask, all right?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants,
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or do I have to call
the feds on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys. Th-This was
all a test, and you passed.
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- I'm actually Odin.
- Odin?
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Yep, Thor's father,
Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do like an
"Undercover Boss" thing,
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making sure Valhalla's running smooth,
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which it is, and as your reward,
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I'm assembling this majestic
transdimensional energy relay,
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which none of you should ever touch,
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or it'll make your... goats...
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have haemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing from us?
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I'm only here for a few hours,
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but since you're asking, I'd
kill for a beer and a sandwich.
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Beef, cheese, no onions...
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- Is someone writing this down?
- Ow, my balls, ow, my balls,
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- ow, my balls!
- Morty? Why are you here?
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You are friends with the witch!
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What the fuck, Morty!
You're my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
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He killed you, he killed me,
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and he was going to kill your clone.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Morty, no!
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I-I opened the cage.
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Bigfoot was burying your body.
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- He... He was mourning you!
- He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend
to believe in the afterlife.
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That's why we're dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They're just Norwegian Bigfoots.
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Jesus Christ, run this cable over there.
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We don't have much time.
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Hull breach imminent.
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Initiating survival protocol.
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Aah!
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We'll take it from here.
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And who are you?
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CIA? Interpol?
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We work for the man upstairs.
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Hello, Bigfoot. I'm-a the Pope.
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I'm sure you don't know what that means.
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Which is why I've been
so eager to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many
enemies, but also many rules.
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We can't kill.
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We can't command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God's domain,
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which will make you the
Vatican's greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild.
He can't be controlled.
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Ah, but we know what he wants.
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Yes, my child. Yes.
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You will have your naked imbecile.
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But first, you will work for me.
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Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave.
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Clear!
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They're sending more every time.
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It's fine. I'll upgrade
the turret's rate of fire,
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but I need to finish this relay.
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You need to figure out how
to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I-I don't think you're thinking
this through, Morty.
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I-If we manage to get home,
we don't get another shot at this.
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Y-You think the next time
these idiots see a naked man
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on the battlefield, they're
gonna give him a beer?
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So you'd rather stay dead until you win
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than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here with these idiots.
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Yeah, I could probably teach
them how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said keep killing them
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while I finish the relay.
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And I will get us back home. Okay?
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Okay.
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Oh. Oh, no.
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Okay, I'm done here.
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- You ready to get back to living?
- Yeah, but how?
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Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
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All I have to do is pull a lever
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to send us back home into new bodies.
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Then voilà, no more need for crystals.
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But the second we turn our back,
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those guys are just going
to trash this place.
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Oh, Morty. Ye of little faith.
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Do we even need to attack him?
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I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
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And I'll keep blowing you
up in this pit forever
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unless you follow these commandments.
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Spider-Man?
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There's 10 of them,
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but they basically revolve around
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not going near the energy relay.
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Is anybody going to go
near the energy relay?
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Okay. You have pleased me.
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I'll get you, guys...
some kind of a ladder.
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Target is in sight.
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Excellent. Release the bait.
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I just love worshiping
the devil with you guys.
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Who are you?
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Only the Pope wants to
kill us, but he can't kill...
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Yes. Very good.
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But we can do even better.
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You work-a for the Vatican!
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Our enemies are your enemies!
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_
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Yes! Yes!
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_
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Here, my sweet. This will
help you communicate.
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I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
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So it is their currency?
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Give me what you promised.
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Yes, child, you've earned it.
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All right, Morty, wanna
grab a mead for the road?
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- Nah, I'm good.
- Then here we go!
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Man, I take back everything
bad I said about clone vats.
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There's a method to the madness, Morty.
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And now... infinite energy, baby!
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What the...
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Someone's hacking into the
Earth-bound side of my relay, Morty.
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Pretty crazy,
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whoever's doing this would
have to be a spiritual leader
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with limitless resources.
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In fact, I guess there's
only really one...
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You're fucked.
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- Fuck.
- It is over.
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My torment ends now.
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What the hell?
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Are you seriously working for the Pope?
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The Pope saw my potential.
258
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,977
Prepare to be crushed by Bigfoot.
259
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,140
- Ha ha.
- Don't worry, Morty.
260
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,660
I've got this under control.
261
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,960
Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize.
262
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,470
You assumed Bigfoot was dumb,
263
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,400
- which was dumb of you.
- You're right, Morty.
264
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,860
Underestimating people only
gives them the high ground.
265
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,121
Admit why you bullied me.
266
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:55,874
Because I thought it was
funny that you were stupid.
267
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,877
People are intelligent
in different ways.
268
00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,910
I know, I know.
269
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,920
I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing
when other people are smart.
270
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,150
Listen, I know you
can't tap your gauntlet,
271
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,050
but I'll take a guess
at what you're saying.
272
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:11,460
You hate me because I tortured
you to get what I want.
273
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,590
- Rick!
- But I only used you to kill myself!
274
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,060
How many people have
you killed for the Pope?
275
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,260
Help me stop him,
and I'll make it right.
276
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,940
For starters, here.
277
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,840
Ow, that hurt. Wait a second.
278
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,100
Yeah, hands-free.
279
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,420
- Also upgraded that voice.
- Thank you.
280
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,250
In a world where time
actually is money...
281
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,710
Ooh, I-I think I know this movie.
282
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,873
You guys can do this bit
at the Vatican. Let's go.
283
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,080
Oh, hey, Bigfoot.
284
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,280
What you got back there, eh?
285
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,820
Rick and Morty.
286
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,890
Uh, dead. For Pope.
287
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,800
Aye, that's them.
288
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,340
All right, last thing, I just
got to take a sharp stick
289
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,050
and stab them both.
290
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,475
That's just the rules.
291
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,101
Hyah!
292
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,990
Sorry, Morty, so much for the quiet way.
293
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,760
- I appreciate that we tried.
- It's a fucked-up rule.
294
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,450
Poooooooooooooooope!
295
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,660
It's over, the Pope. We got you.
296
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,060
See, this is why religion sucks.
297
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,580
Infinite energy, and the Pope uses it
298
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,120
to levitate like Criss Angel.
299
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,200
All right, wow, not
how I saw that going.
300
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,960
I guess getting killed by the energy
301
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,310
sent us up the conduit to its source.
302
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,820
- Hey, guys.
- Oh, fuck.
303
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,110
No, no, just need some
clothes and horses.
304
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,550
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
305
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,902
Unless he wants clothes?
306
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,790
Ah, excuse me, Lord Odin.
307
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,960
Is this a test?
308
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,203
Yup, yup. Uh, you passed!
309
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,130
Ewww, feet... so small.
310
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,380
Why is he in a clone of Summer?
311
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,170
Statistically speaking, she's
the third most likely to die.
312
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,070
All right, let's kill
that son of a bitch.
313
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,221
Hold on, I can see where this is going.
314
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,590
Poooooooooooope!
315
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,360
Aah!
316
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,980
- Wow.
- I gotta admit, Morty.
317
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,189
I didn't really fight that time.
318
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:56,137
- I wanted to make sure this worked.
- Handsome.
319
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,560
Yeah, you like that? Bigger feet!
320
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,300
Even gave your brain a little more lobe.
321
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,290
Thank you! Me love it.
322
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,320
- Me...
- Dial it back.
323
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,080
You don't wanna come
across like a Muppet.
324
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,480
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
325
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,730
Poooooooooope!
326
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,580
Maybe we just portal
right up close to the guy
327
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,210
instead of doing the guards every time.
328
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,626
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
329
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,500
Maybe bigger chin?
330
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,069
Look at this. He's fucking giving notes.
331
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,880
Bigfoot, come on, w-we need you
to put a little more fight in.
332
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:45,600
If need help, Bigfoot do know some guys.
333
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,107
Pope has... other monsters captive.
334
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,234
Man, you guys really don't quit.
335
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,694
I can do this all day.
336
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,510
Yeah, but these guys can do it...
337
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,580
All night!
338
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:09,220
Wow, big anticlimax!
339
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,860
Mummy, you look good!
340
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,297
This afterlife smells like beer.
341
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,460
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like.
342
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,200
Fuck. Really wish we had time
343
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,720
to unpack all of Frankenstein's
parts making it here.
344
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,339
Bigfoot, take these guys up to the relay
345
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,500
and prepare for a siege.
346
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,970
What are you gonna do, Rick?
347
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,977
Listen, I'm not really your god,
348
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,396
just an old man who wanted
to cheat your system.
349
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,080
Guys like me think we can run the joint
350
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,480
because everyone is so dumb.
351
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,900
But it's a dumb universe.
352
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,940
I work for you.
353
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,450
The customer is always right.
354
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,290
Give me 10 Viking minutes after we leave
355
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,241
and then pull the plug on that
windmill we made over there.
356
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,577
And this isn't a trick?
357
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,120
Is your mother's pussy a trick?
358
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:45,290
- Hey!
- Kick his ass!
359
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,330
Go, Morty, go!
360
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,580
Why the hell did you do that?!
361
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,080
The only way to end this is by
turning off the power, Morty!
362
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,253
But we have to get home!
363
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,820
That's what these guys are for!
364
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,980
Monsters, hold the line!
365
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,200
Everyone but Bigfoot!
366
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,593
Hoo-rah!
367
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,600
That wasn't them leaving, right?
368
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,929
No vay. That vould be cold-blooded.
369
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,060
Pooooooooope!
370
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,680
Who do you-a bring this time?
371
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,720
The Harlem Globetrotters?
372
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,193
That's actually a good pitch.
373
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,319
It's over for you, Pope!
374
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,571
Time to atone for your sins.
375
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,360
Bigfoot, you were God's
greatest assassin.
376
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,460
Now look at you...
hairless with normal feet.
377
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,496
Yes!
378
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,940
Rick, the energy relay's still up!
379
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,417
Shit, was really counting on
those monsters to lose faster.
380
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,544
Huh?
381
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:34,560
That's more like it.
382
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,830
Pour one out for the Wolfman.
383
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,340
I don't understand.
384
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,420
You know what they say,
385
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,010
when God closes an
infinite energy relay...
386
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,300
Nooooo!
387
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,840
God damn...
388
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,080
All right, I'm just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
389
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,860
- Popey Ball. There.
- Okay.
390
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,920
If I didn't say anything,
someone was gonna be like,
391
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,260
"You missed Popey Ball.
It was right there."
392
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,800
I thought about not using a
Poké Ball because of that,
393
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,120
and it's just the right
tool for the right job.
394
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,900
W-What, am I supposed to not use it
395
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,380
and shoot the Pope in the head?
396
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,640
I was gonna say it.
397
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,046
Wait, w-why are we at the woods?
398
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,160
Time to go on home, big fella.
399
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,160
Oh. Uh, okay.
400
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,950
You're free. Just go!
401
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,178
You guys are being weird.
402
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,720
Stop making this so hard for us!
403
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,040
Go on. Why can't you go back
where you came from?
404
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,260
Ow! You don't have to throw
things at me to say goodbye.
405
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,530
Just go!
406
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,647
I'm not an animal anymore.
407
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,400
I-I was hoping I could...
I could get a job and... Ow!
408
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,111
- Go on! Get!
- Get out of here!
409
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,120
I'm going. I'm going, okay?
410
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,220
Ow! Stop throwing things!
411
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:45,241
- Ow!
- Go!
412
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,940
- Okay, I'm leaving.
- Get out of here!
413
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,327
- Okay.
- Go on, get!
414
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:53,832
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415
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,760
Wha... Wha?
416
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,830
Oh!
417
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,020
What kind of sick sons of bitches...
418
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,199
These things are trained to fight.
419
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,600
I don't want to hear it, Henderson.
420
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,800
Wh-What year is it?
421
00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:48,012
Who's the Pope?
422
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,200
Shit if I know.
423
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,473
Let me check.
424
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,570
This guy, apparently.
425
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:57,563
Nooooo!