1
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Oh no! I'm gonna be late!

2
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I can't fail out of high school
right after getting there!

3
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Waaaa!

4
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Owww...

5
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You all right?

6
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Thanks...

7
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I'm so sorry.

8
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I'm really in quite a rush...

9
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Your way of running is quite improper.

10
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I nearly thought a hippo hit me.

11
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Be careful, or you might run someone over.

12
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<i>Baka!</i>

13
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{n8}You're go for Goose.

14
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I'm looking for Graves, Gideon.
Who the hell is Goose?

15
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You've reached the adult
formerly known as Gideon Graves.

16
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It's the Goose now. Gordon Goose.

17
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That's cool.

18
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You know, my name isn't Lucas, actually.

19
00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:15,794
It's Luke.

20
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That's not even remotely the same thing.

21
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Never mind.

22
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What can I do you for?

23
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<i>Well, here's how I see it, Goose.</i>

24
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<i>I've lost everything.
You've lost everything.</i>

25
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<i>I thought maybe
you'd have some words of advice.</i>

26
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Now you want something from me.

27
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<i>I know I left you
in the lurch after Matthew,</i>

28
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<i>but if you could
find it in your heart to forgive me, I...</i>

29
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Forgiveness is what you want?

30
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Well, I have something
entirely different in mind.

31
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Friendship!

32
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Ow!

33
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Okay, ready?

34
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Yeah!

35
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You go first.

36
00:03:05,904 --> 00:03:08,198
Whoa! That's awesome!

37
00:03:11,576 --> 00:03:12,660
Wow!

38
00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,587
I'm okay. Luke, I'm okay.

39
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You're right, you know.

40
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I'm a real <i>baka</i> boy sometimes...

41
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<i>Why...</i>

42
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Do they even like each other?

43
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Because sometimes it feels like
they hate each other.

44
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This is season 12.

45
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I can loan you the DVDs
if you want the backstory.

46
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I...

47
00:03:57,205 --> 00:04:00,375
I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!

48
00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,545
What did you do to my house?

49
00:04:04,629 --> 00:04:06,381
And what's with the robot?

50
00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:07,507
What robot?

51
00:06:32,985 --> 00:06:35,780
- It's you.
- Julie, I'll make this brief.

52
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Is that the sound of skates I hear?

53
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Tell Ramona to come in here and kick it.
We'll watch TV and eat chips.

54
00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:44,914
Oh no! We're out of chips!
Jules, we need chips!

55
00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:49,043
So it's you and Gideon now.

56
00:06:49,669 --> 00:06:51,879
Me and Gideon? No.

57
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That's Gordon. Gordon Goose.

58
00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:57,677
You're saying the guy eating chips
on your couch is not the former

59
00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,680
all-powerful evil gazillionaire
I used to date?

60
00:07:02,265 --> 00:07:04,058
This info dump was inevitable.

61
00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:10,440
Be back in a bit, baby!

62
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Okay, bye.

63
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I'll miss you!

64
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I'll miss you f****** more!

65
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<i>Doo doo doo-doo doo, doo doo</i>

66
00:07:18,531 --> 00:07:21,242
<i>Doo doo doo-doo doo</i>

67
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<i>Bread makes you think</i>

68
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Does it?

69
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Doesn't everything?

70
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Too vague.

71
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<i>Bread makes you full</i>

72
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Too obvious.

73
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<i>Doo doo doo-doo-doo</i>

74
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<i>Bread ain't all that</i>

75
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<i>Bread makes you fat</i>

76
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Holy crap!

77
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Hey, Knives,
when did you start playing piano?

78
00:07:48,811 --> 00:07:50,938
More or less than four hours ago?

79
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Slightly more.

80
00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:56,527
And how did you get the CEO of G-Man Media
to bankroll your project?

81
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Oh, well, that was my idea.

82
00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,491
Mr. Patel had the capital,

83
00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:04,744
but he was also
an aspiring Broadway theater obsessive.

84
00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:07,497
I read an interview with him
in <i>Forbes.</i> So...

85
00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:12,126
<i>when he flew us to New York City
for a pitch meeting in his secret lair,</i>

86
00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,336
<i>I knew exactly what to say.</i>

87
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An off-Broadway musical.

88
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And who better to play the lead than you?

89
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Me? The main character?

90
00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:34,148
Not a lot of people know this,
but I majored in theater in college.

91
00:08:34,232 --> 00:08:37,443
In fact, I briefly starred
in my own one-man show.

92
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Gasp!

93
00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:40,196
I had no clue.

94
00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:41,948
Did anyone get it on video?

95
00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:54,293
<i>Agony, misery, woe!</i>

96
00:08:54,377 --> 00:08:57,463
<i>Though it's different for each</i>

97
00:08:57,547 --> 00:09:01,634
<i>Always ten steps behind
Always ten feet below</i>

98
00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:04,595
<i>And she's just out of reach</i>

99
00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:07,431
<i>Agony...</i>

100
00:09:08,474 --> 00:09:11,018
Wow, impressive!

101
00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,229
You think he's got the chops, Stephen?

102
00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:17,149
And then some!

103
00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:20,528
{n8}Silence! I've made my decision.

104
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:24,240
<i>Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical...</i>

105
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,994
is a go project!

106
00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:31,497
I hope you know
how much we value your opinion, pal.

107
00:09:31,581 --> 00:09:33,374
We're adapting your work, after all.

108
00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:35,835
From one creative to another,

109
00:09:35,918 --> 00:09:39,922
just know we're making every effort
to treat the material with respect.

110
00:09:40,006 --> 00:09:44,135
I know you're bummed your movie is dead,
but this is fun too, right?

111
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,179
I don't care about
the movie shutting down.

112
00:09:47,263 --> 00:09:49,056
It didn't mean anything to me.

113
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,809
I mean, I miss having my own golf cart.

114
00:09:52,435 --> 00:09:54,061
It didn't mean anything to you?

115
00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:57,898
From one creative to another,
I can't believe you're saying this.

116
00:09:57,982 --> 00:10:01,444
All my songs are like children to me.

117
00:10:01,527 --> 00:10:06,157
I guess the thing about that is
I don't even remember writing it.

118
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,661
Do you mind explaining that
in any way, shape, or form?

119
00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:14,749
Well, I dreamed I saw
my sleep paralysis demon at my computer.

120
00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:18,044
Then I woke up the next day,
and there it was.

121
00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:20,087
A completed script with my name on it.

122
00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:27,345
And you're sure it was
a sleep paralysis demon?

123
00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,846
What else would it be?

124
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,224
The person who actually wrote your script?

125
00:10:33,893 --> 00:10:34,893
Oh!

126
00:10:38,356 --> 00:10:39,356
Look!

127
00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:42,818
We have to tell Ramona about this.

128
00:10:42,902 --> 00:10:45,363
Oh, is she involved?

129
00:10:45,446 --> 00:10:48,532
She's the one who's been searching
for Scott this whole time.

130
00:10:48,616 --> 00:10:49,909
Really?

131
00:10:49,992 --> 00:10:51,577
You two moved on with your lives.

132
00:10:51,661 --> 00:10:54,497
But she's been skating all over town
asking a lot of stupid people

133
00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,499
some really smart questions.

134
00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:58,459
I didn't know that.

135
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:03,089
Come on, Knives.
Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

136
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:06,384
When we saw Ramona on the movie set,
you were as cool as a cucumber.

137
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:12,473
That was business.
This is emotional business.

138
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:16,477
<i>Emotional business</i>

139
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,647
<i>Can I get a witness?</i>

140
00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:20,648
Stop!

141
00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:23,776
Enough with the songwriting.
Can we focus for a second?

142
00:11:23,859 --> 00:11:26,278
Right. Let's go see Ramona.

143
00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:38,457
Gideon and Julie?

144
00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:40,543
Please! Gordon Goose would never.

145
00:11:40,626 --> 00:11:44,046
Can you please explain
this "Gordon Goose" thing?

146
00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:50,010
Well, when I was in high school
in North Bay, Ontario,

147
00:11:50,094 --> 00:11:53,222
<i>Gordon Goose was
the weirdest kid in my year.</i>

148
00:11:55,057 --> 00:11:58,853
{n8}<i>His glasses were too big for his face.
His clothes fit funny.</i>

149
00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,646
{n8}<i>Even his hair looked wrong.</i>

150
00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:02,106
<i>Everyone called him "Fearless"</i>

151
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,942
<i>because he wore those
"No Fear" t-shirts every day.</i>

152
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,279
<i>I guess he started taking that name
a little too seriously.</i>

153
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:11,157
<i>One day, out of nowhere, he presents
the most popular girl in school</i>

154
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,744
{n8}<i>with a 12-point business plan
as to why she should date him.</i>

155
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,162
{n8}They call me Fearless.

156
00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:18,205
{n8}I have no fear of the sting of rejection.

157
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:20,916
{n8}Therefore, there's no downside
to me attempting this.

158
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:36,432
<i>The whole school was watching.</i>

159
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,146
<i>He moved away after that.</i>

160
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,981
<i>But I never forgot about him.</i>

161
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:49,528
I had no idea Gideon Graves
was the dorky kid from my past

162
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:51,405
until he turned up on my doorstep.

163
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,952
<i>Matthew Patel took everything he had.</i>

164
00:12:57,036 --> 00:12:58,162
<i>And what was left behind?</i>

165
00:12:58,829 --> 00:13:00,372
<i>Gordon Goose.</i>

166
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:05,377
Gordon Goose.

167
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:07,505
And that's working for you?

168
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:09,757
We understand each other.

169
00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:15,012
When I was with him, Gideon...
Gordon was a twitchy, rage-filled,

170
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:19,350
impulsive, emotionally abusive,
controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

171
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:23,729
But if he makes you happy,
that's good, I guess.

172
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:26,482
It's not good. It f****** sucks.

173
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,734
I'm sorry, what?

174
00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:31,070
When Gordon showed up,
he was power-hungry.

175
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:32,613
He wanted revenge.

176
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,865
He would have done anything
to get his empire back.

177
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:37,076
Ambition is hot.

178
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,746
But after a few days,
it's like the evil drained out.

179
00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,624
Now he just sits on the couch
watching anime all day.

180
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,167
What if it's an act?

181
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:47,294
The Gideon I knew was a plotter.

182
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:50,172
The whole League of Evil Exes thing
could have been a smokescreen

183
00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:52,383
for an ultra-secret kidnapping plot.

184
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,386
Maybe none of the other exes
were in on it.

185
00:13:55,886 --> 00:13:57,388
Maybe it was all G-Man.

186
00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:01,976
{n8}Or maybe the two of you
were in on it together.

187
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,145
Look, I wish that was the case.

188
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:07,898
I wish we were up to
some exciting villain business.

189
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,942
It would spice things up around the house.

190
00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:13,571
But he's just a loser, trust me.

191
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:16,907
You can take him, or us, off your list.

192
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,248
{n8}One step forward, two steps back.

193
00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:27,626
You should come over and say hey.

194
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:31,005
I think Gordon wants to apologize
for creating the league and all that.

195
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:33,048
Do I have to?

196
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:38,762
Hey. So his real name is Gordon Goose,
and he's living here in the neighborhood,

197
00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:41,181
and he's dating some girl
who works in a coffee shop.

198
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:42,305
Can you believe that crap?

199
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,894
I love that crap.
I'm obsessed with that crap.

200
00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,062
Stacey! Were you eavesdropping?

201
00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:49,064
You shouldn't be here on your day off.

202
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,108
Scoot. Scoot on out of here.

203
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:57,907
Is that a hole in my roof?

204
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,870
I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!

205
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:05,247
What did you do to my house?

206
00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:07,082
And what's with the robot?

207
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,500
What robot?

208
00:15:15,341 --> 00:15:17,426
Where have I seen that robot?

209
00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:19,136
I want some answers!

210
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,473
It wasn't me. It was the Goose.

211
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:24,350
What? Goose don't skate.

212
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:27,686
Why would I build a skate ramp
in the middle of Julie's lovely home?

213
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:30,564
She seems pissed.
Does this mean I can't live here?

214
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,441
Live here? What?

215
00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:36,695
I don't care which one of you did it!
You're both gonna pay!

216
00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:38,572
- Gulp.
- Oh no.

217
00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:42,576
{n8}<i>Julie Powers versus
Lucas Lee and Gordon Goose.</i>

218
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:43,827
{n8}<i>Fight.</i>

219
00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,917
Stop! This is stupid.

220
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:54,004
Let's all be adults for once, okay?

221
00:15:54,088 --> 00:15:55,965
Julie, what are you doing?

222
00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:58,968
I don't know.
I guess I got caught up in the moment.

223
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,888
Lucas, you can't live here.
That's ridiculous.

224
00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:04,473
Find your own place.

225
00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:05,557
I'm flat broke.

226
00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:08,519
I can't even afford
a first-class flight back to L.A.

227
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:11,730
And the only work I can get
is voicing an animated series.

228
00:16:11,814 --> 00:16:13,941
Lucas Lee is live action or nothing.

229
00:16:14,024 --> 00:16:17,069
You might need to open your mind
to other opportunities.

230
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,195
And you!

231
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,655
Stop being a loser.

232
00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:22,282
And treat Julie
better than you treated me.

233
00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:29,915
Hey, that robot
with the lampshade on its head.

234
00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:31,750
Where have I seen it before?

235
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,795
During the movie shoot.
He was spying on me in my trailer.

236
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,840
Not there. Somewhere else.

237
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,258
You know who made him, right?

238
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,760
That's their special little guy
right there.

239
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:43,053
The Twins.

240
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:46,557
I gotta go.

241
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,447
Guess she's got better things to do.

242
00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:03,490
Well, it's been real.

243
00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:05,409
Yeah, come by the coffee shop sometime.

244
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,326
Free coffee?

245
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,870
No f****** way!

246
00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:10,497
But if you ever want a job, we're hiring.

247
00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:12,707
Whatever.

248
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,625
Gordon...

249
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:16,879
My man.

250
00:17:26,597 --> 00:17:28,891
Jules, do you think I'm a loser?

251
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,102
I don't know, Gordon.
Sometimes, I guess.

252
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:33,811
Well,

253
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:37,566
what if I said that while it seemed
like I wasn't doing anything

254
00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:39,151
and was throwing a pity party...

255
00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:43,697
I was actually planning an elaborate plan.

256
00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:47,618
A plan in which I would get revenge
on the one who took everything from me.

257
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,579
A plan that would turn
Matthew Patel into dust.

258
00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:53,999
What would you say
if I was planning a plan like that?

259
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:56,919
What would I say?

260
00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,755
I'd say, "That's hot."

261
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,723
Now clean my f****** house, Gordon!

262
00:18:09,807 --> 00:18:10,807
Right away!

263
00:18:18,524 --> 00:18:20,234
What are you all doing here?

264
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:24,279
We have information about your case,
your Scott case.

265
00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:26,073
None of us had your phone number.

266
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:32,037
What if I told you
I cracked the case wide open?

267
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:34,540
Would any of you want to hear
what I figured out?

268
00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:45,050
This is my favorite part
of every "whodidit."

269
00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:46,969
The part when you find out who did it.

270
00:18:47,052 --> 00:18:48,220
It's "whodunnit."

271
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:52,641
If anything, it'd be "Who's done it?"
I would know. I used to be a writer.

272
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,145
Okay.

273
00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:58,981
As you all know, Scott was taken
from the scene of The Rockit

274
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by someone who faked his death.

275
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:07,197
I've been trying to figure out who did it,
why they did it, and how they did it.

276
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:09,616
And now I know all three.

277
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,997
Let's start with "the who."

278
00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:18,000
By now, most of you know about my past.

279
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,878
I've dated a lot of people
who were suspect...

280
00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:23,213
That's a similar word to "suspects."

281
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,297
Wow!

282
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:27,509
Yeah. Wow!

283
00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:30,220
<i>Five exes have been eliminated
from the list.</i>

284
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:35,100
<i>Matthew Patel, Roxie Richter, Lucas Lee,
Todd Ingram, and Gideon Graves.</i>

285
00:19:36,018 --> 00:19:37,811
Gordon Goose. Not that it matters.

286
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:42,733
Okay, so, seven exes, five eliminated.

287
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,526
That leaves...

288
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,528
Two. The Twins.

289
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,989
<i>Ken and Kyle Katayanagi.</i>

290
00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:51,783
<i>They were my TAs in Robotics 101.</i>

291
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,786
<i>Ken is 30 seconds older.
Kyle's the hothead.</i>

292
00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:58,498
<i>And that leads to "the why."</i>

293
00:19:58,582 --> 00:20:00,083
<i>They have the motivation.</i>

294
00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:07,007
<i>It was my second semester of college.
I didn't know what I was doing.</i>

295
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,091
<i>I was a kid.</i>

296
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:11,386
<i>But to the Twins, I was fresh meat.</i>

297
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:12,887
<i>This year's girl.</i>

298
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:16,642
<i>They were a couple of players,
and they wouldn't leave me alone.</i>

299
00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:24,566
<i>So maybe I got
a little bit of satisfaction</i>

300
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,236
<i>when they figured out
I was playing them right back.</i>

301
00:20:27,736 --> 00:20:31,698
<i>See, I was dating both of them
at the same time.</i>

302
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:33,575
Damn, Ramona.

303
00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:35,160
Damn, Ramona.

304
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,162
Sounds familiar.

305
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:38,997
Familiar? To...?

306
00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:43,502
Someone seeing someone
and also seeing another someone,

307
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:46,672
and neither of the someones are aware
of the other someone.

308
00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:49,383
Oh. Scott. Us.

309
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:51,677
Hey, can we get back to the "whodidit"?

310
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,886
Right.

311
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:58,600
"The how" is a vegan portal
created by vegan powers.

312
00:20:58,684 --> 00:21:04,231
<i>But this portal far exceeded
the power level of my only vegan ex.</i>

313
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,816
<i>And that made me realize...</i>

314
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,986
<i>What's more powerful than a human vegan?</i>

315
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,737
Two human vegans?

316
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:13,115
No. A robot vegan.

317
00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:18,662
A robot that's never eaten meat.

318
00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:23,375
<i>A robot that's never had any dairy.</i>

319
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:27,587
<i>A vegan without the inherent flaws
of humanity.</i>

320
00:21:28,547 --> 00:21:32,718
<i>A vegan created by The Twins.</i>

321
00:21:39,558 --> 00:21:42,144
I remembered
where I saw that robot before.

322
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,319
<i>It was at The Rockit
before Sex Bob-omb went on stage.</i>

323
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,911
See? Right before Scott disappeared.

324
00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:17,471
There you have it.
The who, the why, and the how.

325
00:22:17,554 --> 00:22:21,433
Ken and Kyle Katayanagi,
the twins I spurned in college

326
00:22:21,516 --> 00:22:24,269
kidnapped Scott Pilgrim by using
their robot's unique capabilities

327
00:22:24,353 --> 00:22:27,272
to create the most powerful
vegan portal of all time.

328
00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:28,857
It's simple, really.

329
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,983
Wow!

330
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:35,238
But maybe I missed something.
What about "the where"? Where is he?

331
00:22:36,073 --> 00:22:37,282
We'll know soon enough.

332
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:41,036
When I find the Twins, I find Scott.

333
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:48,585
So, about to be reunited with that one guy
you went on one date with one time, eh?

334
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,003
Looks that way.

335
00:22:50,087 --> 00:22:51,254
Are you excited?

336
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,048
That's a pretty big question.

337
00:22:53,131 --> 00:22:55,050
Didn't we come here for a reason?

338
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,426
Oh, yeah, right!

339
00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:58,970
We came here with information.

340
00:22:59,054 --> 00:23:00,597
About your Scott case.

341
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,933
Well, about Young Neil, actually.

342
00:23:03,016 --> 00:23:05,477
Young Neil didn't write that script.

343
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,605
He didn't write
<i>Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life!</i>

344
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,024
Apparently, I didn't write the movie.

345
00:23:11,108 --> 00:23:12,150
Then who did?

346
00:23:12,234 --> 00:23:13,568
We don't know.

347
00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:16,238
We didn't figure out
the who, the why, or the how,

348
00:23:16,321 --> 00:23:19,491
but we did figure out "the when."

349
00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:24,663
I thought someone would say it!
I wasn't pausing for dramatic effect.

350
00:23:24,746 --> 00:23:30,710
According to the file data,
that script was written 14 years from now.

351
00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:49,646
- Hey.
- Scott?

352
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:51,815
Where have you been?

353
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,192
Was it the Twins? Their robot?

354
00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:55,444
The vegan portal?

355
00:23:55,986 --> 00:23:56,986
Are you okay?

356
00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:58,028
I'm okay.

357
00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:03,869
And yes, it was the Twins,
and their robot, and the vegan portal.

358
00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,246
But someone else
was behind the whole thing.

359
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,081
Someone else?

360
00:24:08,165 --> 00:24:09,165
Who?

361
00:24:13,879 --> 00:24:14,879
It was me.

362
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,089
I did it.