Whoa!
What? Time travel?
What?
Excuse me?
What even is any of this?
Who are you?
Where are we?
Toronto, Canada.
When are we?
The future.
And you're...
Scott Pilgrim.
Whoa!
Wow.
Wow!
So we actually make it past 25!
Yeah, man.
We might even make it to 40 if we're lucky.
This is wild!
So what's up with us?
Are we rich and famous? Do we win a lot of cool fights?
We do okay.
The fact that we can grow a beard alone.
Very impressive.
Finally, somebody appreciates it.
Whoa!
We live here?
No way!
Yes way. Here, let me show you our house.
Whoa!
Hey!
This place is so cool!
It's just... Was there a reason you brought me here?
Because I was kind of in the middle of fighting some dude.
He said he was part of some kind of hockey league.
The League of Evil Exes. That takes me back so many adventures ago.
That's right, evil exes.
- Whatever happened with that? - Well, let me break it down for you.
Fighting those exes was the biggest mistake of our entire life.
- Because we lost? - No.
Because we won.
Come on, I'll show you.
Whoa! VR?!
- You have virtual reality in the future? - Yeah, we have it all.
The future's more futuristic than they originally predicted.
- You're gonna love it here! - I am? For how long?
Welcome to the VR chamber.
Wow!
"Wow!"
When did Knives Chau get here? Come on.
Give this one a spin.
Me and Ramona?
How did you do this?
It's so easy. I paid some nerd on the Internet.
That's that one guy. I know him.
This is the league, eh? They don't look so tough.
That guy just skateboarded to his death.
They're chumps. Seven deadly chumps.
Wait, is that our ex?
What's she doing here?
Do we have to confront our past or something?
Because that sounds terrible.
I'm telling you, the whole thing was terrible.
And for what?
You punched a girl in the boob?
Circumstances beyond my control.
So Ramona dated a robot. That's progressive.
No, she dated the Twins. They're humans.
What is this?
Another red flag, pal.
I don't see any flag, and it's all red.
No, it's a figure of speech. God!
We get married?
This is really sweet, actually.
And a honeymoon in Florida! I love it!
Yeah. I met Optimus Prime! Optimus f****** Prime.
This is a really nice project, man.
Is that...
{n8}That's not part of it anymore. Ignore that one.
{n8}I told them to take that out. Next screen. The next one is what's important.
Now this one looks like it's in a completely different style.
Now what are you talking about? It's the exact same, if not better.
No. It's definitely worse. Whoever did this is bad at art.
So we're divorced?
Well, technically we're separated.
Man! When?
After the honeymoon. A few... Twelve, 13 odd years later. Yeah.
Years! What? We must have had some good times.
Sure. But those aren't in the simulation.
Back to the tour.
I haven't even mentioned the band.
Sex Bob-Omb is still going? Cool!
Sex Bob-Omb? No, ancient history.
I'm talking about my new band, Pop'n TwinBee.
The members are me and the Twins. Thus, the name.
You didn't catch that? I told you about the Twins, though, right?
The twins who dated Ramona? Yeah, like a minute ago.
- You said we defeated them. - Yeah. Duh.
We kicked their ass. But after they respawned at home,
I guess they learned their lesson or whatever.
You know, sometimes, bad guys turn into great guys.
You'll learn that on a later adventure.
Check out our new video.
It's a bop, right? Over a hundred views!
Hundred and five, actually.
{n8}Hey, why is all of Old Wallace's old stuff in our garage?
"Our" garage?
When I said "our house," you thought I meant me and you.
Knock, knock. You boys want some iced tea?
{n8}Two Scotts. Yikes.
Nobody mention Sonic the Hedgehog.
- It's not what it looks like. - Sonic the Hedgehog?!
How can Old Wallace afford such a big house? No offense.
None taken. I can't afford it. It's kind of a sugar daddy situation.
Sugar what?
- My husband is... - Don't.
Well, it's not a secret.
He's not ready.
I haven't prepared him.
He's gonna find out one way or another.
All right.
I didn't want to do this so soon, but he's right.
Somebody needs to tell you. Wallace's husband...
works at Nintendo.
Where they make the video games? - Yes.
Does he get every game for free?
- Yes. - He doesn't. That's not true.
It's true. They get every game for free.
I knew it!
Well, Wallace, I'm really happy for you.
Oh please! You're seething with jealousy. Get your own husband.
{n8}Scott Pilgrim is refreshed.
So why do we live here, Old Me?
I thought when we grew up, we'd, you know, no offense, stop living with Wallace?
None taken. This is temporary.
We're just crashing here while we figure stuff out.
Stuff with Ramona?
Not everything is about Ramona, okay?
But, yeah, obviously, stuff with Ramona.
And where's Old Wallace's husband?
- He's at work. - Is that where he is?
Yeah. I guess he's been there for a few weeks then?
What are you insinuating?
I mean, I'd stay there too.
Young Scott, shut up. You're not helping.
I'm regular Scott.
He's Old Scott.
Fine. Regular Scott, shut up.
Old Scott, why is there a younger you in my kitchen?
What do you mean? This was your idea!
I'm sorry?
Yeah. When me and Ramona were having problems,
you said, "Too bad I don't have a time machine
so I can go back and stop myself from dating her in the first place."
Buddy, I was obviously joking.
Well, now you tell me.
For real?
How the hell did you get a time machine in the first place?
That technology hasn't even been invented yet.
Hey, you guys are smart, right?
Do you think time travel is possible?
He's retired, but...
if Robot-01 was disconnected from the space-time continuum,
he would experience the entire duration of his existence simultaneously.
{n8}- Which would mean... - In theory, at least.
{n8}...sure, yeah, time travel.
{n8}Kids' stuff. Easy.
Was that seriously the end of the story?
Wait a second.
You brought me to the future so I wouldn't fight the exes?
So I wouldn't date Ramona?
What? No!
I just wanted someone to play two player side-scrolling beat-'em-ups with, dawg.
- I don't think that's it. - Yeah, okay. All right.
Yeah, I took you away from Ramona on purpose.
See, I used to have a heart. It was right here.
Now it's gone because she tore it out and she rollerbladed all over it.
Now it's all smooshed and broken and covered in rollerblade tracks.
Hey, I'm sure you two can work it out.
Or you can tell me what you did wrong, and I can go back and do a better job.
You immediately assume I messed up!
But I'm a good husband.
I do the dishes, I walk the cats, I make the spaghettis.
And I won't take you back to the past until I know for a fact
that you won't date Ramona Flowers.
Because she is the one who's bad news!
Not us!
Is Old Me okay?
Remember how you were after Envy Adams dumped you?
It's like that times ten.
Oh no.
Life's a funny thing.
I'm sure not where I expected to be
when I woke up this morning in Ramona's bed.
But it's not all bad, I guess.
Hey, I'm Scott, by the way.
Didn't I see you at The Rockit? Back at our show in the past.
I know that was a while ago for you,
but did you happen to get any of that on video?
You record video of everything?
Like "everything" everything?
Let's start with the moment I left.
Video games rule!
What the...
Stop! We come in peace!
Sorry about this. He kept asking to see you. Very annoying.
Anyway, he's your problem now.
Hold it. You're not going anywhere.
I heard about Old You's idiotic time travel plan.
Sort of thought it was a joke.
Convince himself to stop being obsessed with me?
Has he met himself?
That's why I came up with a backup plan.
A few years ago, one of your dumb friends wrote a memoir.
"Scott and Ramona and Me."
"My Precious Big Life as Scott Pilgrim's Best Pal."
"By Old Young Neil."
{n8}I read it. Decent love story. Could have used more Wallace.
"Scott and Ramona loved each other very, very, very, very, very much."
If Old Scott was gonna erase everything,
I wanted there to be some way for you to discover our story.
So I sent it back in time.
You have a time machine too?
They're made out of parts from an old DeLorean.
When I hit 88 miles per hour, I travel through time.
I don't know what that is in kilometers.
Okay. I get the plan in theory, except Scott doesn't read books.
Yeah, but I thought of that.
So I moved some scenes around, combined a few characters,
and before I knew it, I had a tight little screenplay.
So you thought Old Me would convince this me that Young You was bad news
and he'd send me back home and we'd break up.
And then one day, I'd be at my local cineplex
and see a preview for a movie about myself...
Okay.
The plan may have been misguided. I just...
I had to try.
I mean, he's the love of my life.
Then it wasn't misguided.
Scott, the plan was a disaster.
The movie fell apart, careers ended.
That's not the story I saw.
I saw a story about you. Or another you.
The Ramona I left.
She was looking for me.
Looking for answers, never giving up.
Like that famous detective.
- Columbo? - I was gonna say Detective Pikachu.
But Columbo, exactly.
Your Ramona sounds pretty cool.
So cool.
Well, then we better make sure she gets what she wants.
Goodbye, Old Wallace. Love the new hair.
Call your husband.
I agree, looks hot. And you should call your husband.
Don't tell me what to do.
But thank you. I do look hot.
Hey, baby, miss me? How's work?
So that's why you're steaming.
Wait, is Future Me here?
I was just gonna drop him off,
but figured I'd stick around long enough to say hi.
Well, hi.
I gotta get a picture of this.
Hey,
this is yours, right?
Thanks, Knives.
While we're talking, FYI, I met someone.
So I've gathered.
I'm really sorry.
I probably should've told you sooner. It all just happened so fast.
And maybe this isn't the best time to have this realization,
but I probably shouldn't have been dating you in the first place.
Apparently, a 23-year-old dating a high schooler
is frowned upon by society.
Scott, I'm glad you're alive...
but I'm also glad you died.
It gave me a lot of space to reflect and grow.
So thanks!
Anytime.
You're back! You're actually back.
Yeah. It's... Yeah.
What the...
Wow! That really sucks.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for laughing.
It must mean there's unfinished business.
Emotional business.
Can I get a witness?
Stop.
I hate to say it, but what if I still have to fight your exes?
I don't know, pal. A lot has happened.
How much did you see on that futuristic VR thingy?
- I'm pretty much caught up. - Then you know the game has changed.
But the players are the same.
So we track my exes down. One by one, again.
Wait!
What if there was somewhere you could find all the exes gathered together
at the same time to celebrate musical theater!
Hey, you. Hi
Whoa!
Todd Ingram, the former vegan?
Never heard of him. I'm a solo act now.
Of course, we're here to celebrate my dead roommate's life,
but why not cast me? I'm a triple threat.
Why'd you have to go And make things so complicated?
Yeah, Scott was my brother.
He's alive?
Well, then I guess I should say Scott is my brother.
Everyone have their tickets?
Then it's time for the big finale.