1 00:00:02,207 --> 00:00:05,210 ♪ 2 00:00:22,427 --> 00:00:23,962 Bonjour tout le monde et bienvenue. 3 00:00:24,029 --> 00:00:26,064 Anik Archambault here for BROdude Energy 4 00:00:26,131 --> 00:00:28,400 with another edition of Questionable Call, 5 00:00:28,467 --> 00:00:30,068 the show where we take your unconventional 6 00:00:30,135 --> 00:00:32,971 hockey questions to the people who know the game best. 7 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:36,408 On today's panel, we've got Olympic hockey gold medallist 8 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:38,477 and TSN personality, Tessa Bonhomme. 9 00:00:38,544 --> 00:00:40,112 - Hi, Anik. - From the juggernaut 10 00:00:40,179 --> 00:00:42,648 Spittin' Chiclet's podcast, Mr. Brian McGonagle, 11 00:00:42,714 --> 00:00:45,651 AKA Rear Admiral, but best known around the hockey world 12 00:00:45,717 --> 00:00:48,086 as simply RA. Thanks for joining us. 13 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:49,454 Merci for having me, Anik. 14 00:00:49,521 --> 00:00:51,590 And last, and least, the big shot... 15 00:00:51,657 --> 00:00:53,692 - Big shot? - Formerly of Fox Sports 1. 16 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:55,961 And I think you mean last but now least, Anik. 17 00:00:56,028 --> 00:00:58,830 No. Host of Sportscentre with mister Jay "Onray". 18 00:00:58,897 --> 00:01:00,699 - That's Onrait. - Mr. Jay "Onray". 19 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:03,135 A little language barrier there, I think. It's fine. 20 00:01:03,202 --> 00:01:05,804 Today's first question comes from John and Nancy Larocque 21 00:01:05,871 --> 00:01:07,906 of Strathroy, Ontario, and they ask, 22 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:10,442 "What's the dirtiest play in hockey?" 23 00:01:10,509 --> 00:01:12,077 Tessa, we'll start with you. 24 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:14,680 Look, I don't know if it's the dirtiest, 25 00:01:14,746 --> 00:01:17,316 but it's definitely top three. Gotta be the slew-foot. 26 00:01:18,217 --> 00:01:20,385 You're gonna take my feet out from underneath me, 27 00:01:20,452 --> 00:01:21,954 I'm definitely making you eat the lumber. 28 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,256 - You know what's like slew-footing, but way more irritating? 29 00:01:24,323 --> 00:01:26,291 Didn't ask yet, Jay. RA? 30 00:01:26,358 --> 00:01:27,960 Bruins fans are forever scarred 31 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:30,862 for what Ulf Samuelsson did to our lord and saviour Cam Neely. 32 00:01:30,929 --> 00:01:33,899 So, going knee on knee is the dirtiest play in hockey. 33 00:01:35,534 --> 00:01:37,903 - Jay? - Yes. The dirtiest... 34 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:39,571 We'll get to you right after me. 35 00:01:39,638 --> 00:01:41,640 The dirtiest play in hockey is submarining. 36 00:01:41,707 --> 00:01:42,841 The dirtiest? 37 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:44,810 You line up a guy and he's up here. 38 00:01:44,876 --> 00:01:46,712 By the time you make contact, 39 00:01:46,778 --> 00:01:49,014 he's down here. That's dirty. 40 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:53,719 I'd argue that taking a run into the numbers 41 00:01:53,785 --> 00:01:55,220 is dirtier than that but... 42 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:57,923 - No one asked you yet! - No one asked me yet! 43 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,558 - Jay. - Anik. 44 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:00,792 What's the dirtiest play in hockey? 45 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,494 Yes. Last but not least, 46 00:02:02,561 --> 00:02:03,862 if it's the dirtiest play off the ice, 47 00:02:03,929 --> 00:02:05,631 it's certainly the dirtiest play on the ice. 48 00:02:05,697 --> 00:02:06,965 Sucker punching. 49 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,270 Slew-foot, submarine, sucker punch. 50 00:02:11,336 --> 00:02:12,804 Is that the Brad Marchand hat trick? 51 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:15,941 Hey. You want 300 career goals, a Stanley Cup, 52 00:02:16,008 --> 00:02:18,710 All-Star year, you gotta do what you gotta do. 53 00:02:18,777 --> 00:02:20,612 Question number two comes from the staff 54 00:02:20,679 --> 00:02:22,981 at Saint Sacrement Tavern in Montreal, Quebec. 55 00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:26,218 "Who is the dirtiest player of all time?" 56 00:02:26,285 --> 00:02:28,553 - OK. Hold on. - I'm sure you guys 57 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,455 all have your own answers for this. 58 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:31,723 - Pronger. - Ciccarelli. 59 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:33,492 - Samuelsson. - Look, fair. 60 00:02:33,558 --> 00:02:35,927 But I covered the National Senior Championship 61 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:39,331 a couple of years ago. Lady, gents, 62 00:02:39,398 --> 00:02:42,634 the dirtiest player by far of all time is a dude called... 63 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:44,269 - Shoresy? - Who? 64 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:45,637 - Shoresy. - Him. 65 00:02:45,704 --> 00:02:47,706 Shoresy. Yeah, I watched the coverage 66 00:02:47,773 --> 00:02:49,007 of that National Senior Championship, 67 00:02:49,074 --> 00:02:50,742 if he's that dirty all the time... 68 00:02:50,809 --> 00:02:52,878 - Like how dirty? - Well, he's gonna get ya. 69 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:55,580 He doesn't care who you are. 70 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:58,450 He doesn't even have to be on the ice. 71 00:02:59,084 --> 00:03:01,253 - So he's a pest. - Well, with pests, 72 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,855 they always say you love them if they were on your team but... 73 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:06,725 Mm, no. His stick budget must be stupid 74 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:09,895 because he breaks one or two a game over something. 75 00:03:10,395 --> 00:03:11,797 Or someone. 76 00:03:13,532 --> 00:03:16,101 I texted Biz and Whit to get the load on on this guy, 77 00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:18,670 and a couple of their boys played with him back in the day. 78 00:03:18,737 --> 00:03:22,107 And Biz says, "Nothing personal here, but apparently he cries a lot. 79 00:03:22,174 --> 00:03:24,676 During the anthem, it's full water works city 80 00:03:24,743 --> 00:03:25,977 like he's watching Beaches or something." 81 00:03:26,044 --> 00:03:27,913 - And that's just... - I'm not done yet. 82 00:03:27,979 --> 00:03:30,482 "He also likes to take a shit before every game 83 00:03:30,549 --> 00:03:32,317 and also between every period." 84 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,953 As I was saying, that's just the on-ice stuff. 85 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:38,123 The off-ice stuff, from what I'm told, is crazy. 86 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,258 - How crazy? - His patented move was going up 87 00:03:40,325 --> 00:03:42,561 behind guys when they're hanging a piss at the urinal, 88 00:03:42,627 --> 00:03:44,796 bouncing their heads off the wall, 89 00:03:44,863 --> 00:03:46,531 called that thing a potty-kiss. 90 00:03:46,598 --> 00:03:48,266 - Tabarnak. - He does this thing 91 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:50,369 that just drove me nuts during interviews too, 92 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:53,605 where he'd ask a question, then right after he'd go, "Huh?" 93 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:55,674 - Huh? - Look, we'll try, OK? 94 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:57,342 I'm gonna ask you a question, you answer it, OK? 95 00:03:57,409 --> 00:03:58,710 Allons-y. 96 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:00,579 Don't you think hockey is getting a little soft? 97 00:04:00,645 --> 00:04:01,880 - Well, I... - Huh?! 98 00:04:01,947 --> 00:04:03,815 - Je comprends. - Where's this guy now? 99 00:04:03,882 --> 00:04:06,151 I was at a golf tournament with the Foligno's this summer 100 00:04:06,218 --> 00:04:08,620 and they said he was playing senior way up north in their town. 101 00:04:08,687 --> 00:04:10,122 - That's my town. - Sudbury? 102 00:04:10,188 --> 00:04:12,324 - Born and raised, baby. - Sudbury, Ontario. 103 00:04:12,391 --> 00:04:14,793 Probably one of the toughest towns you'll ever be in. 104 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,261 Bertuzzi's from up there. 105 00:04:16,328 --> 00:04:18,096 There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls 106 00:04:18,163 --> 00:04:19,865 - in Sudbury. - Take a lap, Jay. 107 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,833 There's a four-team senior league up in the area. 108 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:24,269 Wait, so they only play three other teams all year? 109 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:27,372 The Northern Ontario Senior Hockey Organization. 110 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:29,207 Otherwise known as the NOSHO. 111 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:31,676 Can you imagine how much those guys want to kill each other? 112 00:04:31,743 --> 00:04:33,211 Well, Shoresy's a killer! 113 00:04:33,278 --> 00:04:35,280 Sounds like he's in the right place. 114 00:04:35,347 --> 00:04:38,016 Yup. Senior hockey hell. 115 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:10,682 - OK boys, alright, alright! - Everyone just listen up, OK? 116 00:05:10,749 --> 00:05:12,417 Tons of positives out there tonight, boys. 117 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:14,352 - Tons of fucking positives. - Michaels is right, boys, 118 00:05:14,419 --> 00:05:16,855 - always a silver lining. - That's a good team out there, 119 00:05:16,922 --> 00:05:18,123 boys, that is a great fucking team. 120 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:20,125 Core group's been together a long time. 121 00:05:20,192 --> 00:05:22,227 And we battled 'em, boys, we fucking battled them. 122 00:05:22,294 --> 00:05:24,463 - A couple of bounces... - OK, we got 'em one more time 123 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:27,299 this season. One more time and I can promise you all, 124 00:05:27,365 --> 00:05:28,767 we are gonna get them boys! 125 00:05:32,404 --> 00:05:34,806 Shoresy, do you have something to say or...? 126 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:39,711 That's real mature, bud. 127 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:41,446 This team is so fucking bad. 128 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:43,715 - Listen, my guy... - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 129 00:05:43,782 --> 00:05:45,884 What do you want, Shoresy? 130 00:05:45,951 --> 00:05:47,819 I wanna never lose again. 131 00:05:47,886 --> 00:05:50,288 Can you just finish your shit and come talk to me 132 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:51,289 down the hall, please? 133 00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:52,824 Oh, you think I'm shitting, Michaels? 134 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:54,159 I should be so lucky. 135 00:05:54,226 --> 00:05:56,695 I'm puking and shitting at the same time. 136 00:05:56,761 --> 00:05:58,096 This team is... 137 00:05:58,163 --> 00:06:00,065 This team is so fucking bad, 138 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,234 I've lost control of my bodily functions. 139 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,003 You are the portrait of class, Shoresy. 140 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:08,340 We get pumped 5-goose for the 20th loss of the campaign 141 00:06:08,406 --> 00:06:10,175 and you say, "good fucking team over there"? 142 00:06:10,242 --> 00:06:12,043 They are a good fucking team! 143 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,912 Why don't you go over and suck their dicks 144 00:06:13,979 --> 00:06:15,547 - if you like 'em so much? - Shoresy! 145 00:06:15,614 --> 00:06:18,517 Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place club 146 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:19,985 in the NOSHO, go for a soda. 147 00:06:20,051 --> 00:06:22,954 Alright, asshole! You seem to have answers to everything, 148 00:06:23,021 --> 00:06:24,923 so enlighten me! Teach me something! 149 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:27,225 - Oh, teach ya something? - Yeah! Teach me some... 150 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,093 Huh? 151 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:30,228 Fuck. I said, teach me something. 152 00:06:30,295 --> 00:06:32,097 From a true scholar of the game, 153 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:34,799 what can I learn from a deep thinker such as yourself? 154 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:37,302 - Michaels... - No, Sanguinet. 155 00:06:37,369 --> 00:06:39,738 Shoresy, you go the floor. Give me what you got. 156 00:06:39,804 --> 00:06:41,339 Tell us what you know. 157 00:06:46,912 --> 00:06:49,848 Your broad sent her tits to my buddy on Instagram, 158 00:06:49,915 --> 00:06:53,084 then him and my other buddy fucked her in Muskoka. 159 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:56,021 - What?! - More hockey players 160 00:06:56,087 --> 00:06:59,024 have your broad's tits on their phones than have fucking Uber. 161 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:01,092 - No fucking way. - She followed me 162 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,395 to Peppi Panini after Ribfest one time 163 00:07:03,461 --> 00:07:05,163 and cleared the place out with her coke farts. 164 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,799 - My guy... - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 165 00:07:07,866 --> 00:07:09,868 Everyone knows you got an underwater squeezer 166 00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:11,770 from her off the side of our party island 167 00:07:11,836 --> 00:07:14,139 - last summer in Wasaga Beach. - Hold on, I... 168 00:07:14,205 --> 00:07:16,608 I could have got one too, but I was having an aqua dump. 169 00:07:16,675 --> 00:07:18,877 - You know what? - Fuck you, Shoresy! 170 00:07:18,944 --> 00:07:20,211 Fuck you, Michaels. 171 00:07:20,278 --> 00:07:22,380 Your sweetie stalked McDavid's girlfriend 172 00:07:22,447 --> 00:07:25,116 at Boots and Hearts and asked her if she wanted to taste it. 173 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:28,053 I should fold this whole fucking team. 174 00:07:28,119 --> 00:07:29,854 Yeah, stick with me, Michaels, 175 00:07:29,921 --> 00:07:31,623 you'll learn something new every day of your life, 176 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:33,458 - you piece of shit. - Fuck! 177 00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:39,965 Fucking loser. 178 00:07:43,802 --> 00:07:45,337 GM wants to see you at the Coulson. 179 00:07:45,403 --> 00:07:46,972 - For what? - You're the veteran, 180 00:07:47,038 --> 00:07:48,006 you're supposed... 181 00:07:48,073 --> 00:07:49,107 - Huh? - You're the veteran, 182 00:07:49,174 --> 00:07:50,208 you're supposed to lead this team. 183 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:51,509 Aren't you too old for this? 184 00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:52,510 Like, how old are you? 185 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,112 You're too young for me, Ziig. 186 00:07:54,179 --> 00:07:56,414 And Miig, it's bordering on harassment at this point. 187 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:59,184 We just got pumped 5-goose for the 20th loss of the campaign. 188 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,785 Well, Michaels' a fucking joke. 189 00:08:00,852 --> 00:08:03,054 - Michaels wants to fold. - No! 190 00:08:03,121 --> 00:08:05,790 - What do you want us to do? - I want us to never lose again. 191 00:08:05,857 --> 00:08:07,292 What's an aqua dump? 192 00:08:09,527 --> 00:08:10,762 Huh? 193 00:08:10,829 --> 00:08:12,097 What's an aqua dump? 194 00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:14,032 It's when you take a dump in a lake. 195 00:08:14,099 --> 00:08:16,501 It's taking a dump in any body of water. 196 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:17,702 Well, what about a bath tub? 197 00:08:17,769 --> 00:08:20,672 That's taking a dump in a fucking bathtub, Sanguinet. 198 00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:23,908 - In this case, it was a lake. - No, it wasn't. 199 00:08:23,975 --> 00:08:26,144 OK, you told your coach that you got a squeezer 200 00:08:26,211 --> 00:08:28,680 from his sweetie while taking a dump in the lake. 201 00:08:28,747 --> 00:08:30,215 I said I could've got a squeezer. 202 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:32,150 Sanguinet actually got the squeezer from her. 203 00:08:32,217 --> 00:08:34,753 - Her brothers are super weird. - Ugh. Sanguinet. 204 00:08:34,819 --> 00:08:36,154 They weren't together at the time. 205 00:08:36,221 --> 00:08:37,355 Look at you, getting a little 206 00:08:37,422 --> 00:08:38,857 - pee-pee whack. - Do you think it's funny? 207 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:41,359 - Getting a booster in a lake? - It was a river. 208 00:08:41,426 --> 00:08:42,794 I said, do you think it's funny? 209 00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:45,830 I don't think anything's funny. I'm trying not to cry. 210 00:08:45,897 --> 00:08:47,432 - Aw, don't cry, my guy. - Shut the fuck... 211 00:08:47,499 --> 00:08:50,068 - Why would you cry? - We just got pumped 5-goose 212 00:08:50,135 --> 00:08:51,870 for the 20th loss of the campaign. 213 00:08:51,936 --> 00:08:53,471 I think the only reason I'm not crying 214 00:08:53,538 --> 00:08:55,240 is because I already cried a little bit. 215 00:08:55,306 --> 00:08:56,941 Then fix your makeup, bitch. 216 00:08:57,008 --> 00:08:58,610 GM wants to see you at the Coulson. 217 00:08:59,778 --> 00:09:01,012 Now! 218 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,086 Hey! 219 00:09:41,152 --> 00:09:43,488 If you're the owner of a black F-150 220 00:09:43,555 --> 00:09:47,425 with licence plate JKLK084, your lights are on. 221 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:50,295 Also, if you're a fucking loser that just got pumped 5-goose 222 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:53,531 for the 20th loss of the campaign, meet me out back. 223 00:10:02,674 --> 00:10:04,075 Expecting someone? 224 00:10:07,912 --> 00:10:09,314 Fuck off. 225 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:35,507 - Hey, Nat. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 226 00:10:35,573 --> 00:10:37,809 - For what?! - We get pumped 5-goose 227 00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:39,944 for the 20th loss of the campaign and you're like... 228 00:10:40,011 --> 00:10:41,846 "Hey, Nat." 229 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:44,816 - Well, your coach is a joke. - Your coach wants to fold. 230 00:10:44,883 --> 00:10:46,384 - No! - We're not quitters, Nat. 231 00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:47,685 Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 232 00:10:47,752 --> 00:10:49,754 And what's this I hear about you taking a dump 233 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,055 in his girlfriend's lake? 234 00:10:51,122 --> 00:10:53,124 It was a lake, it wasn't her lake. 235 00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:54,692 But she can't own a lake. 236 00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:56,828 Do you know how much I spent on that guy? 237 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:58,329 - Me? - Oh my God. 238 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,231 - No. - Flights from Toronto 239 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:02,634 every weekend. Hotels, rental cars, his fucking fee. 240 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,103 - Well, you're an idiot. - He coached pro. 241 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:07,839 - Yeah, if he can't do, teach. - He played NCAA. 242 00:11:07,906 --> 00:11:10,775 You can't even fight in that league. It's for fucking Euros. 243 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:13,878 - I hate losing so much. - I never wanna lose again. 244 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,780 I backed the money truck up for a guy 245 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,148 who wants to fold now? Fuck, man. 246 00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:19,184 His broad pushed up on Sanguinet. 247 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,652 I'm pretty sure you could own a lake. 248 00:11:20,718 --> 00:11:22,921 If my mom could see you guys shit the bed like this, 249 00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:24,088 she'd shit in her grave. 250 00:11:24,155 --> 00:11:25,957 Well, yeah, we're pretty fucking bad. 251 00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:27,292 I just want bums in seats. 252 00:11:27,358 --> 00:11:29,594 Well, unless Sanger whips his wiener out... 253 00:11:29,661 --> 00:11:31,696 This team used to run 'em up to double digits. 254 00:11:31,763 --> 00:11:34,833 - Lucky to score now at all. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 255 00:11:34,899 --> 00:11:37,836 - If we aren't scoring, we should at least be fighting. Fill 'em in. 256 00:11:37,902 --> 00:11:39,571 That's exactly what we should do. 257 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:42,207 - Run 'em up and fill 'em in. - Then why don't you? 258 00:11:43,775 --> 00:11:45,343 The kids don't want it. 259 00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:49,013 They don't skate, they don't score, they don't hit, 260 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,715 they don't fight, they float. 261 00:11:50,782 --> 00:11:54,152 - They don't love to win. - They don't hate to lose. 262 00:11:54,219 --> 00:11:56,654 I hate losing so much. 263 00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:58,890 Well, that's what makes you such a sniper, Nat. 264 00:11:58,957 --> 00:12:01,226 - Oh, you think I'm a sniper? - To a lot of guys. 265 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,728 - To me, you're a bit young. - I'm crestfallen. 266 00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:06,297 But I hear dudes say Nat's a sniper all the time. 267 00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,399 - Shut up, dude. - Like, if I had a Sudbury 268 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,468 big nickel for every time I heard a dude say 269 00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:12,437 Nat's a sniper, right, I'd have a 20-spot. 270 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:14,138 - That it? - Do the math. 271 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,009 I don't know what you heard about a squeezer off the side 272 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,577 of a party island in Wasaga Beach, but... 273 00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:21,512 Sanguinet, shut the fuck up! 274 00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:58,816 Number 20, two minutes, roughing. 275 00:12:58,883 --> 00:12:59,918 For what?! 276 00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:01,352 For being a fucking idiot, Cory. 277 00:13:01,419 --> 00:13:03,054 I'll call the guy who retaliates every time. 278 00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:04,489 Call 'em fucking both! 279 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,491 I've had about enough from the Clearasil kid. 280 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,826 Get in the box, you fuckin' pimple farmer. 281 00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:13,331 I can't wait to watch you play tonight, Liam, 282 00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,433 you're gonna play so good. You're gonna play so good. 283 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,635 Hey! Who wants to hurt their team more, boys? 284 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:20,305 Keep it up and find out, 'cause I'm only taking one of ya. 285 00:13:20,371 --> 00:13:22,540 I'm only taking one of ya. Sticks in. 286 00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,243 Fucking awful tonight, Shoresy. 287 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,679 Yeah, keep working hard, Cory, you can be just like me. 288 00:13:27,745 --> 00:13:30,114 Oh yeah, I remember laying in bed as a kid dreaming about 289 00:13:30,181 --> 00:13:31,683 reffing high school hockey on a Friday night. 290 00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:34,953 Yeah, I remember laying in bed dreaming about the time your mom 291 00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:36,354 tongued my butt hole so good 292 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:38,456 I put her in my phone as "Roll up the rim to win." 293 00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:40,825 How do you make that fucking call in a game this tight? 294 00:13:40,892 --> 00:13:42,894 It's a fucking one-goal game! 295 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,363 Yeah, thanks, stewardess obvious, cut the lip. 296 00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:47,865 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - One more Neutrogena tantrum 297 00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:50,635 out of you and you're getting the gate, bud, try me. 298 00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:51,769 Pff. Whatever. 299 00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:54,005 Don't take your fucking Acutane rage out on me. 300 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,173 Horrible call. 301 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:56,741 Sit down, you fucking crater face. 302 00:13:56,808 --> 00:13:58,977 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory, 303 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,611 your mom's twat's so swampy, 304 00:14:00,678 --> 00:14:02,580 not even Ducks Unlimited will touch her. 305 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:05,984 So, your sweety finally comes to a game and you barely play. 306 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,152 Is that more awkward than puberty or is it pretty close? 307 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:09,454 Well, at least I'm not the guy 308 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,155 driving all around Northern Ontario just to play 309 00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:12,590 in the NOSHO to get pumped 6-goose. 310 00:14:12,657 --> 00:14:14,325 5-goose, can you even fucking read? 311 00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:15,660 Heard you were takin' aqua dumps 312 00:14:15,727 --> 00:14:17,195 and gettin' jerk offs in Wasaga Beach too. 313 00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:19,130 - Getting "jerk offs"? - What? 314 00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:21,032 - Getting "jerk offs"? - Yeah. 315 00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:23,434 It's called "getting jerked off", you fucking idiot. 316 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,136 - I know. - You don't even know what 317 00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:27,138 that is, you fucking infant. Holy shit. 318 00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:28,539 This is fucked. 319 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,907 Hey, you know what's fucked, Cory? 320 00:14:29,974 --> 00:14:32,043 The amount of times your mom's faked a jelly fish sting 321 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,612 - to get me to piss on her. - You didn't get the first one? 322 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:37,015 Oh, here comes Liam. 323 00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:38,349 He punched me right in the head. 324 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,684 "He punched me right in the head." 325 00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:41,352 Fourth place in a four-team league, Shores, 326 00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:43,221 - you're living the dream. - You fucking saw it, Shoresy! 327 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,756 Yeah, and you fucking retaliated. 328 00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:47,191 I punched him in the chest, he punched me right in the head. 329 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:48,593 You retaliate, you go for two, Liam, 330 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:50,361 it's the first thing they teach you in hockey. 331 00:14:50,428 --> 00:14:52,130 - You're so fucking simple. - That's a terrible call. 332 00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:54,465 - Yeah, that's why you're in your sixth year of high school, 333 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:56,000 - you fucking idiot. - Fuck you, Shoresy! 334 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,236 Hey Cory, you sound just like Liam, you're like... 335 00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:01,239 You're fucking out of here, Cory. 336 00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:02,774 - Fuck you. - Get the fuck off the ice. 337 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,609 - Fuck you. - I can't wait 'till you 338 00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,644 graduate in like 10 years and come play for us. 339 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,546 I'll make a man out of you, fucking pizza face. 340 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:10,548 - You don't even have a team. - Yeah, only the one 341 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,617 with the banners in the rafters, you fucking pigeon. 342 00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:14,052 You're folding, you dumb fuck. 343 00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:15,420 We're folding? 344 00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:17,889 - Yeah, your mom's folding too. - Huh? Cory! Cory! 345 00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:19,557 Who told you we're folding? 346 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:22,493 Who told you we're folding? 347 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,262 - Doesn't matter. - Are we folding or not? 348 00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:25,596 - Nat's... - Huh? 349 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,565 - Nat's on her way. - Just... 350 00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,801 If we're gonna fold, can you please tell me now? 351 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,736 - Why? - Because if I'm gonna cry, 352 00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:33,805 I wanna be in and out of it before Nat gets here. 353 00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:35,873 - Pussy. - Miig, I hope the lake squeeze 354 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,942 isn't weird 'cause if any time you wanna grab some... 355 00:15:38,009 --> 00:15:40,044 Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet! 356 00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:41,879 Was it not a river? 357 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:44,449 Michaels is a terrible coach. 358 00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:46,451 I fired Michaels. 359 00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:50,288 Good. He's a fucking joke. 360 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,090 'Cause we're folding. 361 00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:54,492 I can't lose again, Shoresy. 362 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,427 Not one more game, I can't live with it. 363 00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:58,696 The Bulldogs used to be it in this town. 364 00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:01,132 Most fun you could have on a Sudbury Saturday night. 365 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:04,402 The social event of the week! Standing room only. 366 00:16:04,469 --> 00:16:06,604 It's fucking embarrassing now, man. 367 00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:09,240 You think my mom gave me the keys to the club 368 00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:11,008 because I know everything about hockey? 369 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:12,376 Fuck no. 370 00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,646 She gave them to me because she knows I care 371 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,148 and I would take care of it. 372 00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:20,118 Fucking sports are supposed to bring communities together. 373 00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:25,256 And families. They serve a purpose. It's important. 374 00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:27,325 Kids in sports stay off the streets. 375 00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:29,193 Drugs kill dreams. 376 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,928 I just want bums in seats, 377 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:33,598 families together and watching the game, like mine did. 378 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:36,934 No one comes to watch. No one cares. 379 00:16:37,468 --> 00:16:38,903 Can you blame them? 380 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,272 - No. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck... 381 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,908 Do you know how hard it is to give a shit about a hockey team 382 00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,443 that can't win a fucking hockey game? 383 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,478 The Soo have out scored us 19-0 this year. 384 00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:50,081 - The Soo are so fucking good. - Please don't fold. 385 00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:54,852 - Why, Shoresy? - We're firmly in the basement. 386 00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,721 The town's turned their back on us. 387 00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,356 We don't even have a coach now. 388 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,558 What are we supposed to do? 389 00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,100 Never lose again. 390 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:12,270 What? 391 00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:15,106 This team will never lose again. 392 00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:16,874 Wheels are already 393 00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,843 in motion, Shoresy. I gassed Michaels... 394 00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,978 - Sanguinet'll coach. - But I'm a player. 395 00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:24,182 Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place club 396 00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:25,550 in the NOSHO, hang 'em up. 397 00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:26,984 What's your plan? 398 00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:29,187 - Me? - Oh my God. 399 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,055 Fucking... 400 00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:34,058 One top line of Canadian grade studs to fill the nets, 401 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,860 surround 'em with the toughest Natives we can find. 402 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:38,729 - Tough Natives is redundant. - That's a good plan. 403 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,165 - It's a really good plan. - It's the best fucking plan 404 00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:42,934 - I ever heard in my life. - My man. 405 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,835 We'll just use the money that you were gonna spend 406 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,638 on Michaels to bring in four guys who'll turn this ship right round. 407 00:17:47,705 --> 00:17:49,607 Then that's four guys she'll have to put up in hotels. 408 00:17:49,674 --> 00:17:51,642 - They'll stay with me. - So, you're saying you've got 409 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,678 four studs who will completely uproot their lives 410 00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:55,813 to live with you and play senior hockey in Sudbury? 411 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,749 - Are they fucking inbred? - Does anyone kind of think 412 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,384 Ziig maybe wishes they were? 413 00:18:00,451 --> 00:18:02,787 Four-team league, four games left. 414 00:18:02,853 --> 00:18:06,090 Timmins, North Bay once, Soo twice, all four on home ice. 415 00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:07,892 We could get in right before the trade deadline. 416 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:10,428 - I want bums in seats. - Watch this. 417 00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:11,562 I can't lose one more game. 418 00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:12,697 - We won't. - Shoresy. 419 00:18:12,763 --> 00:18:15,299 This team will never lose again. 420 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:19,537 If we never lose again, we win the league. 421 00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:25,076 OK. 422 00:18:25,743 --> 00:18:29,947 - How about that... - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 423 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:35,186 Get your guys. Be ready. 424 00:18:35,253 --> 00:18:36,254 We will. 425 00:18:36,621 --> 00:18:38,389 - 'Cause if you lose... - We won't! 426 00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:41,359 If you lose one more game... 427 00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:43,027 we fold. 428 00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:48,866 Nat, if you were about 15 years older... 429 00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:51,168 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - ...I'd think about it. 430 00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,972 But speaking of 15 years older... 431 00:18:55,506 --> 00:18:57,675 If you really believe we can do this, 432 00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,710 go tell your friend at the press. 433 00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:02,413 - You sure? - We do what we say 434 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,748 we're gonna do, you can take him in. 435 00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,483 We're gonna need to bring in another sponsor. 436 00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:06,817 A big one. 437 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,486 And we'll need some tough Natives. 438 00:19:08,552 --> 00:19:11,122 - Tough Natives is redundant. - Got 'em. 439 00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:23,601 Do they play hockey? 440 00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,836 This is Canada, everyone plays hockey. 441 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,339 When do you think Shoresy's going to the press? 442 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,877 Ten minutes. I've got the meeting at Doghouse. 443 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:36,947 You know how much Shoresy loves Laura Mohr. 444 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:38,649 Well, can you fucking blame me? 445 00:19:38,716 --> 00:19:41,085 - No, my dude. - Woo-woo! 446 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:43,287 But you really think we can do this? 447 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:46,223 Like, Timmins is good and North Bay is really good. 448 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:49,927 And the Soo are so fucking good, they dummy us. 449 00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:52,563 I feel like we should tell the league to have an eye for us 450 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,298 folding before playoffs. 451 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,736 - Sanguinet. - Yeah? 452 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,807 Give your balls a tug. 453 00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:03,908 Difuze