1 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪LAF ♪ 2 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:23,788 ♪Listen up boy ♪ 3 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪Met the shawty at the sherman ♪ 4 00:00:26,791 --> 00:00:29,161 ♪She was a lil nervous 'cause of my reputation ♪ 5 00:00:29,227 --> 00:00:30,595 ♪I'm a bad influence ♪ 6 00:00:30,662 --> 00:00:32,998 ♪She never met a real G Never seen a whole click ♪ 7 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:35,600 ♪Bsackwood always lit throwing gang signs in this bitch ♪ 8 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:37,669 ♪Yeah I'm from the east salute my niggas from the west ♪ 9 00:00:37,736 --> 00:00:40,705 ♪Everybody chillin time to give your gun a rest ♪ 10 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:43,441 ♪Everybody drippin nobody wearing a vest ♪ 11 00:00:43,508 --> 00:00:45,911 ♪Yeah we out here tonight we blowing a check ♪ 12 00:00:45,977 --> 00:00:48,513 ♪Blow it up throw it up show me where you from ♪ 13 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:51,216 ♪Roll it up spark it up yeah that's how I do it ♪ 14 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:53,785 ♪100 no cap always keep it real ♪ 15 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:56,121 ♪On the ice or in the streets yeah that how I live ♪ 16 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:58,857 ♪Took yo shawty home I got a brand new recliner ♪ 17 00:00:58,924 --> 00:01:01,493 ♪She playing with my kids while I'm rollin marijuana ♪ 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,229 ♪Light up the blunt yeah I do it where I wanna ♪ 19 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:05,664 Veteran presence. 20 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:07,132 - What's his name? - Dolo. 21 00:01:07,199 --> 00:01:10,135 - And he's a rap singer? - What's a fucking rap singer? 22 00:01:10,202 --> 00:01:12,671 - Picture the rope on that dude. - Aren't you dating a girl? 23 00:01:12,737 --> 00:01:14,873 - Bet it's an absolute bat. - Could we go in order? 24 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,641 - What order? - The order of the plan. 25 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,777 - What plan? - The plan you asked for. 26 00:01:18,843 --> 00:01:21,413 - They sent us over a PDF file of the sluts they wanna bring on. 27 00:01:21,479 --> 00:01:23,315 - No, we didn't. - Sluts? 28 00:01:23,381 --> 00:01:24,416 - You. - Who? 29 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:25,850 Hockey players. Sluts. 30 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:27,719 - Why do they have a GPS file? - A what? 31 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:28,987 Well, we put everything in the duotangs. 32 00:01:29,054 --> 00:01:30,422 What happened to handing out the duotangs? 33 00:01:30,488 --> 00:01:31,556 - Huh? - I put 'em... 34 00:01:31,623 --> 00:01:32,991 - Duotangs? - You asked for a plan. 35 00:01:33,058 --> 00:01:34,826 Yeah, so then, we put the plan in the duotangs, 36 00:01:34,893 --> 00:01:36,428 we were gonna give you each a duotang. 37 00:01:36,494 --> 00:01:38,263 - Of the plan. - So then why do they have 38 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:39,998 - a PBS file? Huh? - Well, we were... 39 00:01:40,065 --> 00:01:42,834 I took Miigwan out for sandos to kinda clear the air 40 00:01:42,901 --> 00:01:44,603 after the party island squeezer and... 41 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,638 Nobody cares about the squeezer, Sanguinet. 42 00:01:46,705 --> 00:01:49,674 And I had the doc of the plan on my phone to print off 43 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:53,078 and put in the duotangs... so I just sent it to them as a PDF. 44 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,412 A what? 45 00:01:54,479 --> 00:01:56,014 Wheels are falling straight off this bitch. 46 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:58,149 - Just give us the duotangs. - Even though we already got 47 00:01:58,216 --> 00:01:59,484 the file and Googled the sluts. 48 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:02,887 So, is Dolo a hockey player or a rap... ist. 49 00:02:02,954 --> 00:02:05,223 - Could we just go in order? - Ugh, I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude. 50 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,460 - For what?! - Sanguinet, just pass out the duotangs and sit down. 51 00:02:08,526 --> 00:02:10,161 Holy! 52 00:02:10,228 --> 00:02:12,764 Oh my God. 53 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,933 Slow down. 54 00:02:16,735 --> 00:02:19,771 - OK. Ready? - Me? 55 00:02:19,838 --> 00:02:21,706 - Oh my God. - Any time. 56 00:02:21,773 --> 00:02:23,375 So, you say the kids don't love winning. 57 00:02:23,441 --> 00:02:24,809 I said they don't hate losing. 58 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:26,177 Maybe that's why the Soo's outscored us 59 00:02:26,244 --> 00:02:28,847 - 19-0 this season. - The Soo are so fucking good. 60 00:02:28,913 --> 00:02:31,049 And these are the guys to show them how to play? 61 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:33,685 - Veteran presence. - Well, it's on now. 62 00:02:33,752 --> 00:02:35,520 And we do what we say we're gonna do. 63 00:02:35,587 --> 00:02:37,589 - I want bums in seats, Shoresy. - I want bums in... 64 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:39,457 - If you just open... - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 65 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:40,925 Any time. 66 00:02:40,992 --> 00:02:42,327 Yeah, so... 67 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,196 First up's my buddy, Goody. 68 00:02:45,263 --> 00:02:47,599 - Oh my fucking God, Shoresy. - What, do you know him? 69 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,034 You kick and scream about the duotangs, 70 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,702 and then you start your presentation off with, 71 00:02:50,769 --> 00:02:51,870 "First up's my buddy, Goody." 72 00:02:51,936 --> 00:02:53,338 It's a good thing you're funny, Ziigs, 73 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:54,472 since you're the uglier sister. 74 00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:56,141 - No, she's not. - Well... 75 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,809 Shoresy, you're about the dumbest sounding fuck ever. 76 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,244 I don't even have to present. 77 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:00,912 You already gave me the money to bring 'em in. 78 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:01,913 They're already on airplanes. 79 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,581 All stocked up on ice cream... 80 00:03:03,648 --> 00:03:06,484 - Shut the fuck up... - Alright! Just keep going. 81 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,453 Tell us about Brent Goodleaf. 82 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,888 Brant! 83 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:11,356 Well, he'll have to tell us about him 84 00:03:11,423 --> 00:03:13,425 because you scratched and pulled hair over the duotangs 85 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:15,760 and it's literally just a picture of the guy and his name. 86 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:17,162 Yeah, well, two words on that page 87 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:18,897 and Nat read one of 'em wrong, so it's like... 88 00:03:18,963 --> 00:03:20,732 And normally, people's names start with a capital letter, 89 00:03:20,799 --> 00:03:23,234 - you fucking idiot. - You're such a twat, Ziig. 90 00:03:23,301 --> 00:03:24,536 Just go. 91 00:03:24,602 --> 00:03:25,904 Yeah, so... 92 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:28,707 His name's Brant Goodleaf. 93 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:32,544 And we call him Goody. Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:36,314 And he's from Six Nations, which is down south... 95 00:03:36,381 --> 00:03:38,717 Sorry, I can't, dude. 96 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:41,019 You sound so fucking stupid when you try to be serious. 97 00:03:41,086 --> 00:03:43,388 Like, tell me he doesn't sound like he's in grade two. 98 00:03:43,455 --> 00:03:45,757 Like the slow kid that has to put his desk beside the teacher 99 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:47,726 - so he doesn't flick his snot. - Shoresy! 100 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,761 Walk out that door and I'll fold this shit so fast. 101 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:51,696 I'm getting fucking peppered over here. 102 00:03:51,763 --> 00:03:53,198 It's fucking batting practice. 103 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:56,267 We've all gotta shake some balls in our lives. Zii? 104 00:03:57,635 --> 00:03:59,571 - Can he score? - Lead the league. 105 00:03:59,637 --> 00:04:01,039 - Which league? - The show. 106 00:04:02,707 --> 00:04:04,609 - He played in the NHL? - The other one. 107 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:06,411 - Which? - Lacrosse. 108 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,349 He doesn't play hockey anymore. 109 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:15,153 Just making sure we're all hearing that. 110 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,789 Well, he played Junior A growing up. In hockey. 111 00:04:17,856 --> 00:04:20,191 And they wanted him to play pro. 112 00:04:22,794 --> 00:04:25,130 But it's just, in lacrosse, 113 00:04:25,196 --> 00:04:28,032 they wanted him to play in the show. 114 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:31,169 I broke bank for a guy who doesn't even play anymore? 115 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:34,172 You broke bank for four guys who don't play anymore. 116 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:37,675 I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude. 117 00:04:37,742 --> 00:04:39,110 - For what?! - You fucking basic. 118 00:04:39,177 --> 00:04:41,112 - Well, they're all studs. - I wouldn't bring 'em in 119 00:04:41,179 --> 00:04:43,348 - if they weren't studs. - Hockey's like riding a bike. 120 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:44,916 Everybody's already on a team. 121 00:04:44,983 --> 00:04:46,718 I had to find guys who aren't already on a team. 122 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:48,153 - Mm-hmm. - Like, you think guys who are 123 00:04:48,219 --> 00:04:49,821 already on a team are just gonna fuck off 124 00:04:49,888 --> 00:04:52,490 to Sudbury to play in the NOSHO? So dumb. 125 00:04:52,557 --> 00:04:55,160 - Sud-berry. - Hey! 126 00:04:56,995 --> 00:04:59,197 You brought in four guys who don't play anymore? 127 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:01,099 - You want bums in seats? - I wanna shoot myself 128 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,401 - in the face. - We'll never lose again. 129 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:09,073 And yeah, so... Goody loves chicken. 130 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,409 Well, that's vital. 131 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:12,477 - Critical. - Crucial. 132 00:05:12,544 --> 00:05:13,845 - Integral. - Thank you so much 133 00:05:13,912 --> 00:05:15,447 for that urgent tidbit on your buddy Goody. 134 00:05:15,513 --> 00:05:17,449 - You bet. - You simple-minded fuck. 135 00:05:17,515 --> 00:05:19,517 - Hey, come on, my man. - Next! 136 00:05:19,584 --> 00:05:21,820 - Dolo. - Yeah, so, 137 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:24,989 up next, a guy named Jonathan Diaby. 138 00:05:25,056 --> 00:05:26,591 He's from Blainville, Quebec. 139 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,159 Just picture the rope on that dude. 140 00:05:28,226 --> 00:05:30,462 - Bro, get gayer. - Guy's a former 3rd round pick 141 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:32,063 to the show. The hockey one. 142 00:05:34,065 --> 00:05:36,668 Stay-at-home defenceman. Awful to play against. 143 00:05:36,734 --> 00:05:37,769 Huge clapper. 144 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:39,537 You call your dicks clappers now? 145 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,173 - Clapper's a slap shot. - Yeah, and a shot is when you 146 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,242 direct the puck towards the net with your stick, Ziig, 147 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:46,845 - you fucking ditz. - But now he raps? 148 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,514 - He's a rapper, Nat. - I've got a video. 149 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:54,452 ♪♪ 150 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,727 So, he was drafted to the show, 151 00:06:02,794 --> 00:06:05,096 but gave it up for the rap game? 152 00:06:05,163 --> 00:06:06,631 Rap game's a bit overkill, Nat. 153 00:06:06,698 --> 00:06:07,799 She's doing it on purpose now. 154 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,667 How long has it been since he played? 155 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,135 He played in that Quebec Senior League 156 00:06:11,202 --> 00:06:12,403 a couple of years ago. Made the news 157 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:13,972 for losing his mind when him and his parents 158 00:06:14,038 --> 00:06:15,940 - got called the N word at a game. - As he should. 159 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,842 What happened to the player who called him that? 160 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:19,444 No, no, no. 161 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:21,446 No one on the ice is dumb enough to fuck with him. 162 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:23,882 He'll pop your nose out the back of your head. 163 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:30,021 There was a drunk fan and he got jacked up. 164 00:06:33,124 --> 00:06:35,660 I think I'd bend for that boy. 165 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:37,595 - You speak French? - Do you speak Ojibwe? 166 00:06:37,662 --> 00:06:39,564 Better learn, 'cause he'll only speak French to you. 167 00:06:39,631 --> 00:06:40,899 Formidable. 168 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,667 So, who's my next former hockey player? 169 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:45,103 Yeah, so, up next, my buddy Hitch. 170 00:06:45,169 --> 00:06:46,704 He's from Mount Pearl, Newfoundland. 171 00:06:46,771 --> 00:06:49,841 And it's kinda funny because his full name's Ted Hitchcock, 172 00:06:49,908 --> 00:06:51,442 but if you say it real fast, 173 00:06:51,509 --> 00:06:53,044 it sounds like ten-inch cock. 174 00:06:55,613 --> 00:06:58,883 Well, gents. I can't wait to hear about "Ten inch cock". 175 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,518 I almost believe it at this point. 176 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:02,120 Veteran presence. 177 00:07:02,186 --> 00:07:05,023 Like, he's a former 1st round pick in the show. 178 00:07:05,089 --> 00:07:06,724 - So it's like... - Like riding a bike, my guy. 179 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:08,192 Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 180 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:09,794 We seem to be trending upward here. 181 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:10,929 Finally. 182 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,463 So, you know how Goody loves chicken? 183 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,532 Yeah, Hitch loves Martinis. 184 00:07:14,599 --> 00:07:16,634 Calls 'em Martoonies. So... 185 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:19,370 It's good to always have a bottle of gin on hand, 186 00:07:19,437 --> 00:07:21,606 'cause, boy, Hitch loves Martoonies. 187 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:25,376 - Anything else? - Well, he's from Newfoundland, 188 00:07:25,443 --> 00:07:27,245 so it's kinda tough to understand what he's saying 189 00:07:27,312 --> 00:07:28,680 - a lot of the time. - Newfie talk? 190 00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:30,181 - Ever been to Newfoundland? - No. 191 00:07:30,248 --> 00:07:31,950 You wouldn't call 'em Newfies if you had. 192 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,952 - "Lard" Jesus. - "Yes, b'y." 193 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,420 OK, last but not least. 194 00:07:35,486 --> 00:07:38,690 Yeah, so, this one's a bit of a tough pill 195 00:07:38,756 --> 00:07:40,458 - to get down the gullet. - Why? 196 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:41,859 A bit of history there. 197 00:07:42,226 --> 00:07:44,829 Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean. 198 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,898 Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques Jean. 199 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:48,333 JJ Frankie JJ. 200 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,001 Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean 201 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:52,403 known by teammates as JJ Frankie JJ. 202 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:55,273 Played against him in the National Senior Championship. 203 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,274 And then? 204 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:01,613 Frankie, I'm gonna be in your kitchen all night. 205 00:08:01,679 --> 00:08:03,314 Frankie, get the mozza burger 206 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:05,350 out of your mouth, you fucking fatso. 207 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:08,786 Holy fuck, Frankie, you look like you love a good slice. 208 00:08:08,853 --> 00:08:12,890 You get axed from the show and just start hammering slices or what? 209 00:08:12,957 --> 00:08:15,259 If the cup was a slice, you think you'd work 210 00:08:15,326 --> 00:08:16,961 a little harder, you fucking pizza face? 211 00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:19,964 Hey, go eat some fondue, you fucking manatee. 212 00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:22,367 - Ah-ha! - Hey, have another Baconator, 213 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:25,069 - you fucking walrus. - Fuck you. 214 00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:26,738 - How'd it end? - W. 215 00:08:26,804 --> 00:08:28,272 I meant between you and him. 216 00:08:28,873 --> 00:08:30,408 Hey, Shoresy. 217 00:08:42,954 --> 00:08:45,890 Hey! I'll send your stuffed crust 218 00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:48,726 to the emergency room, you fat fucking pig! 219 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,228 You Bobby Clark'd him 220 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:52,063 with a golf swing and he still answered your call? 221 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,898 - Why? - He's a pretty big deal 222 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:55,733 in Quebec. Like, he's dated pretty much 223 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,302 every Quebecois starlet there is. 224 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:07,345 - French girls. - Frankie loves them ladies. 225 00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:09,013 I asked why he's coming here. 226 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,948 Because there's an impossible amount 227 00:09:11,015 --> 00:09:12,950 of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 228 00:09:20,558 --> 00:09:23,061 - He played in the show. - Sounds like bums in seats. 229 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,762 - Veteran presence. - When do they get here? 230 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,931 Pretty soonski. They're all on the same flight from Toronto. 231 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:29,434 Well, drop off their shit and come by mine for a little mixer. 232 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,235 - Oh yeah, a little mingler? - A little BBQ. 233 00:09:31,302 --> 00:09:33,304 - I'll barbecue. - A little BBQ mixer mingler. 234 00:09:33,371 --> 00:09:35,206 I'll have the new sponsor jerseys for you guys too. 235 00:09:35,273 --> 00:09:37,075 They're called sweaters, Ziig, keep up. 236 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,677 - Suck my dick. - We Jeepin' it, my dude? 237 00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:42,313 Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 238 00:10:20,051 --> 00:10:22,487 Turn it fucking down. 239 00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:27,658 So dumb. 240 00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:36,534 Yeah, so, you know, it's like I said. 241 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:37,969 Obviously, there's only one rule, it's: 242 00:10:38,035 --> 00:10:39,971 - Don't touch the bird. - Birds are unreal. 243 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:41,506 Big Sexy. 244 00:10:41,572 --> 00:10:43,407 I never seen one so pretty as that. 245 00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:45,243 Yeah, he'll talk a wee bit too, eh, Big Sex? 246 00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:48,412 - Tit fucker. - Yeah, so, it's like I said. 247 00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:50,615 Obviously, I got two beds, my bed then another bed. 248 00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:52,917 Then there's the couch. So, gonna have to double up. 249 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,552 Pole to pole or hole to hole, by's. 250 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,654 Yeah, let's make sure no one's waking up to the other guy 251 00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:59,157 sleeping hole to hole or anything like that. It won't be me. 252 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:02,593 I'd never do anything like that. 253 00:11:03,728 --> 00:11:04,495 Tit fucker. 254 00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:06,164 We've established that, Frankie. 255 00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:09,066 Oh yeah, Frankie on the couch, 256 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,868 since he's such a fucking potato. 257 00:11:10,935 --> 00:11:12,003 Tit fucker. 258 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:13,104 I'll just jump in with Goody. 259 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:14,605 - Settle down. - Yeah, 'cause like Dolo 260 00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:16,174 and Hitch are gonna be defense partners, 261 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,375 so makes sense that they'd bunk up. 262 00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:19,043 Do ya like Martoonies, me son? 263 00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:21,412 Well, yes sir, buddy, you stay right there, 264 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,714 - I'll bring one where you're at. - Yup. We've got a ton 265 00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:25,650 of ice cream in the fridge too. So, all set there. 266 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:27,318 Sweet Jesus, b'y, what ya got there? 267 00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:29,320 - Sanguinet got drumsticks. - Love a good stick. 268 00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:31,122 You know what's Goody, b'y, best kind. 269 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,390 Sticks are unbelievable. 270 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,427 - Tit fucker. - And yeah, so then we'll go 271 00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:37,962 to a little mingler at the GMs here. 272 00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:39,697 We'll go pretty soon there, yeah. 273 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,467 What, do you want to have a stick now? 274 00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,269 Quick stick before we go where they're to. 275 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:47,305 - Yeah, alright. - Sticks are unbelievable. 276 00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:48,673 Hm, come on with it, then. 277 00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:51,676 Fucking don't even have to ask Frankie. 278 00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:56,013 That's one of the better sticks I've ever had. 279 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,016 Fuck. Forgot to call me parents. 280 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,752 - Did you not call your parents? - Settle down. 281 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:03,254 Mom's gonna be right rotted. 282 00:12:03,321 --> 00:12:04,956 Did none of yous not call your parents? 283 00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:06,757 She's gonna be right crooked, she is. 284 00:12:06,824 --> 00:12:08,359 So, like, you took an airplane 285 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:11,128 and then didn't call your parents to say you got here safe? 286 00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:13,631 Tit fucker. 287 00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:18,436 Well, you better call 'em, let 'em know you got here safe. 288 00:12:18,502 --> 00:12:20,872 I don't know, they must be big shots taking airplanes every day 289 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:23,541 of the week or something, getting here not calling their parents. 290 00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:25,543 No, they got here two hours ago 291 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:29,180 and they still haven't called their parents. I know, so dumb. 292 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,192 Laura Mohr. 293 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,461 Let me just start by saying there is no other place 294 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:45,496 I would rather be in the entire world 295 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,198 than right here with you right now. 296 00:12:47,265 --> 00:12:48,933 - Hey, Shoresy. - Can't you see, I'm just 297 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,602 completely taken by it. Like, I've never known a feeling like this. 298 00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:53,571 - Sluts assembled? - Why are we doing this here 299 00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:55,606 when we could be over at 7 Star Dumpling House? 300 00:12:55,673 --> 00:12:57,875 - Let's get some fuckin' bibimbap. - How do they feel 301 00:12:57,942 --> 00:12:59,877 - about never losing again? - How do you feel about it? 302 00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:01,078 I don't care. 303 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:02,513 Oh, you are an absolute stallion. 304 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,849 - You're a horse face. - I won't rest 'till I get even 305 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,918 - a shoulder pat from you. - That would be the most 306 00:13:06,984 --> 00:13:08,853 a man has got from me in a very long time, Shoresy. 307 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,088 Hey, you ever been sitting across from someone 308 00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:12,690 just trying to have a normal conversation, 309 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:15,393 fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out, 310 00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:17,194 - "Yeah!" - Shut the fuck up. 311 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:18,696 Oh, I've never let myself be so vulnerable 312 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,264 with someone before. It feels amazing. 313 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:22,566 - You are a lot, dude. - God, would I be good to ya. 314 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,035 - Yeah? - I'd be good to ya 315 00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:25,136 - like crazy. - How good? 316 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:26,470 Like, you wake up in the morning, 317 00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:27,972 I'm right there being good to you. 318 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,207 - That's actually unsettling. - How do you feel about 319 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,109 a couple steaks and some corn on the cob? 320 00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:33,811 - With your four roommates? - Five! 321 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:34,979 Apologies to Big Sexy. 322 00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:37,715 I'll honour ya 'till the day I die, I swear to God. 323 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:40,718 - From the guy infamous for wheeling two of his friends' moms in Letterkenny. 324 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:44,088 - They aren't my friends. - And their moms were wheeling me. 325 00:13:44,155 --> 00:13:45,623 Text me the score after the game. 326 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:47,191 - Are you not coming? - Huh? 327 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:48,526 - Huh? - I got my kid this weekend. 328 00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:50,995 Well, no one gets a good story from just a score. 329 00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:52,596 And no one cares. 330 00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,733 Let's say we do this next time 331 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,903 over a nice piping hot bowl of miso ramen? 332 00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:05,810 Do you guys like paninis? 333 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:11,349 We're almost there. 334 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,150 - You're going to jail. - For what? 335 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:14,285 That's where our tough Natives are. 336 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,821 Our tough Natives are in jail? 337 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:19,657 - Tough Natives is redundant. - They work there, Shoresy. 338 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:22,660 Well, you made it sound like they were in jail. 339 00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,795 - That is so racist. - No, it isn't. 340 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,497 You see, that's the problem right there, 341 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,833 is that your mind immediately goes to them being in jail! 342 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,801 It was a misunderstanding. 343 00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:32,603 - You're the problem. - That's what's happening here 344 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:35,606 - is that you're the problem. - Holy. 345 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:42,847 Yeah so, it's too bad you guys couldn't make the little mingler, 346 00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:44,915 but ther'll plenty of time for another mixer, 347 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,784 a little team builder. A little room booster. 348 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:51,055 Yeah, so, Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch. 349 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,289 And it's kinda funny with Hitch, 350 00:14:52,356 --> 00:14:53,891 because his full name's Ted Hitchcock. 351 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,560 But if you say it real fast, it sounds like "ten-inch cock". 352 00:14:56,627 --> 00:14:58,662 - Been called worse, b'ys. - I'm San... 353 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,931 - Roll call. We ready? - Yeah. 354 00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:02,833 - Jim. - Jim. 355 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,336 - Two Jims. - Jim. 356 00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:07,805 Are you all three Jim? 357 00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:11,675 Alright, well, you'll need nicknames. What are your last names? 358 00:15:11,742 --> 00:15:13,644 We'd prefer to be called by our first names. 359 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,980 But then you're all three Jim. 360 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,481 Our names are Jim. 361 00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:19,617 So, you all three wanna be called Jim? 362 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,656 But you see how we're a bit bunged up here though, right? 363 00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:28,926 Like, if Sanger calls down the bench, "Jim, you're going," 364 00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,194 you won't know what Jim. 365 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:31,595 Jims'll all likely be... 366 00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:32,997 Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 367 00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,399 Maybe if he just says Jim a different way 368 00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:37,468 for each of the b'ys from where you're too, 369 00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:39,937 then they'll know which ones to come where you're at. 370 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:42,440 Did you just have a stroke, Hitch? 371 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,874 You know, like, sing 'em. 372 00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:46,844 You're having a fucking brain hematoma. 373 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:50,081 - Settle down. - Nah, like, Jim, Jim, Jim. 374 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:53,884 Hitch, it's a hockey team, it's not fucking Miss Saigon. 375 00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,586 Why not ask the Jims what they wants? 376 00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:58,656 This is not Andrew Lloyd Weber presents the Jims. 377 00:15:58,722 --> 00:16:00,458 Why don't you just ask the b'ys? 378 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,961 'Cause I don't have fucking 525,600 minutes. 379 00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:06,163 Well then, the arse has gone right out of 'er then. 380 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,898 Jesus Christ super star. 381 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,302 Alright. So, you all three wanna be Jim. 382 00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:13,671 - Our names are Jim. - Yeah, I know... 383 00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:17,241 your names are Jim. So, how about your Jimmer, 384 00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:19,510 you're Jimmy, you're Jimbob. 385 00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:21,445 So then you all get to be some version of Jim 386 00:16:21,512 --> 00:16:24,115 and we don't gotta be in fucking... tats. 387 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,983 Our names are Jim. 388 00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:30,554 - Alright, you're all three Jim. - That's it, that's all. 389 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,556 You ever have a Slim Jim? 390 00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:35,593 Well, you may as well all go down to the Coulson 391 00:16:35,659 --> 00:16:37,628 when you're done work and have a little beer with the boys. 392 00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:40,397 And me and, who knows, maybe we'll throw on some fucking 393 00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:43,667 Les Miserables for Hitch. Hey, Hitch? 394 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:46,537 You gonna wear that or your fucking Technicolor dream coat? 395 00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:49,874 Fucking Phantom of the Opera. 396 00:16:56,013 --> 00:16:58,415 A Newfie, a Native, and two Quebeckers. 397 00:16:58,482 --> 00:16:59,884 Veteran presence. 398 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:02,219 Sanguinet is such a cutie-patootie. 399 00:17:02,286 --> 00:17:03,954 He doesn't even have a hockey butt. 400 00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:05,256 You sweet on any of 'em? 401 00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:07,625 - You don't get sweet on sluts. - You just take 'em down. 402 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:09,693 Would you take any of them down? 403 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,063 I'd take down a caribou if it meant bums in seats. 404 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,735 I think the caribou would have to take you down. 405 00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:20,804 They better be talking Ws. 406 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:26,043 Fucking, you take popcorn chicken over popcorn shrimp? 407 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,678 Chicken's unbelievable. 408 00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:34,118 Holy. Popcorn chicken over popcorn shrimp. 409 00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:36,053 Well, that's some mainlander if I ever seen one. 410 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,455 - Even if it was at Red Lobster? - Alright, alright. 411 00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:40,691 OK, would you take popcorn chicken 412 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:44,562 over just regular movie theatre popcorn, but with butter? 413 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,963 But it's for the rest of your life. 414 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,032 - Settle down. - Here's a club soda, my guy. 415 00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,067 - Thanks, Sanger. - She's bad luck cheersing 416 00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:51,669 with a water, though. 417 00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,305 I'll just go easy, I gotta work later. 418 00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:56,807 Well, a little bit more than that. 419 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,909 Game one of four on deck. 420 00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:01,278 Everyone of 'em, sudden deathski. 421 00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,315 You know what I mean though in that the caribou would have 422 00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,050 - to take you down? - Yup. 423 00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:08,552 Like, a human man could take down a caribou, 424 00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:11,088 but a woman couldn't 'cause with the caribous like... 425 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,456 Anatomy. 426 00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,959 Yeah. The caribou... 427 00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:18,028 Well, the caribou would have to do all the work. 428 00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:20,598 Yeah. And that's why I said 429 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,333 a caribou would have to take you down. 430 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,602 Better be all hockey over there. 431 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,738 - By's, can we get on the go with the cheese for the burgers or what? 432 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,640 Whew! Sanger, that's some good-looking cuisine. 433 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:30,941 Mine are chicken burgers. 434 00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:32,676 What, you wanna throw the singles on there now? 435 00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:34,845 - Settle down. - Like, you means Kraft singles? 436 00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:38,949 Yeah, I think it's a good time to throw the singles on now. 437 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:42,987 You know, shredded cheese is kind of more for tacos I think. 438 00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:44,855 Like, what are you talking, like a little Italian blend? 439 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:48,092 - Sanger. Ever had gelato? - Maybe a little Tex-Mex? 440 00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,060 Yeah, it's a bit fancy, but... 441 00:18:50,127 --> 00:18:51,829 You ever put singles on a taco, me son? 442 00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:53,897 Well, that's a good way to ruin a taco, Hitch. 443 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,467 - One time out on the boat. - Whew! 444 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,435 Look at Sanger with the singles here. 445 00:18:58,502 --> 00:19:00,170 Might even double single 'em, boys. 446 00:19:00,237 --> 00:19:02,406 It's fucking "two singles" Sanger here now. 447 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,008 Tacos are unbelievable. 448 00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:06,977 - Timmins tomorrow night. - Fucking Timmers. 449 00:19:07,044 --> 00:19:08,912 - Home of Shania Twain. - Pff. 450 00:19:08,979 --> 00:19:10,347 It don't impress me much, brother. 451 00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:12,182 - Celine. - Still the one. 452 00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:13,550 At least we're on our own barn. 453 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:15,786 I hate those big fucking Dutchmen. 454 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,055 Dutch last names are so fucking long and Dutch, 455 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,324 they barely fit on the backs of their sweaters. 456 00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:21,492 They look fucking ridiculous. 457 00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,294 - Klumpenhouwer. - Blankenbiller. 458 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,095 - De Bardeladen. - Schowengerdtner. 459 00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,997 - Van Zandermeulen. - De Rentmeester. 460 00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:29,500 - Van Benschoten. - Sollenbergerstadt. 461 00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:31,669 - And of course... - The Apeldoorns. 462 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,103 Dutchmen always have tons of kids, 463 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,638 so they can help with chores on the farm. 464 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:37,608 So, Timmins has the 8 previously mentioned Dutchmen. 465 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,543 - Klumpenhouwer. - Blankenbiller. 466 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,578 - De Bardeladen. - Schowengerdtner. 467 00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:43,514 - Van Zandermeulen. - De Rentmeester. 468 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,816 - Van Benschoten. - Sollenbergerstadt. 469 00:19:45,883 --> 00:19:48,085 And then, the Apeldoorns. 470 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:52,323 - Eight of them. Brothers. - Big fuck off, Dutch farm boys. 471 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,426 You'll know which ones are the youngest brothers 472 00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:58,629 because they've had their gear handed down brother by brother 473 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,764 over the years and it's barely fucking intact. 474 00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:03,267 Like, they got like frayed toe caps on their skates 475 00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:04,601 like they're super pov. 476 00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,403 They look like they pulled them out of the dump. 477 00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,806 When they got to Junior, instead of buying half visors, 478 00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:10,407 they just torched the bottoms off their cages. 479 00:20:10,474 --> 00:20:13,310 They look like they walked straight out of the dump. 480 00:20:13,377 --> 00:20:16,213 Alley-oop. Later. 481 00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:17,981 I gotta work. 482 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:19,717 Don't you wanna see your new sweaters? 483 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,852 There ya go, sweaters, not jerseys. 484 00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,454 You fucking ugly sack of shit. 485 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,023 Well, looks like you can teach an old dog new tricks. 486 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,792 - Thought I was a bit young. - Well, you're for sure a dog. 487 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,395 Alright. We had to bring on a new sponsor 488 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:34,932 to pay for the sluts. So, Nat went out and found one. 489 00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,234 For the sluts who aren't from here, 490 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,770 in Sudbury, we're known for our below-ground exports. 491 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:42,706 Copper, nickel, etcetera. But we've also become known 492 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,008 for a certain above-ground natural resource 493 00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:46,777 - over the years as well. - I gotta work. 494 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,379 The Sudbury Blueberry Festival 495 00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:49,847 has become a massive tourist draw 496 00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:51,315 since its genesis 35 years ago. 497 00:20:51,382 --> 00:20:53,450 - Blueberries are unbelievable. - They've generated a ton 498 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,853 of dough and they've graciously volunteered to help us 499 00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:58,822 - pay for you sluts, so... - Fruits. Unbelievable. 500 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:04,027 - Blueberry Bulldogs? - Your new sweaters. 501 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,697 The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 502 00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:09,900 That's what's up. 503 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,503 We're the Sud-berry Blueberry Bulldogs? 504 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,104 We get it bud, you learned how to read. 505 00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:16,807 - That's fucking embarrassing. - My man, it's Sudbury... 506 00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:18,208 Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 507 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,844 No, but you pronounce it Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 508 00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:22,713 - Does it fucking matter?! - It's a fruit. 509 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:26,550 May as well be called the fucking Sudbury Banana Boat Bulldogs. 510 00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:28,886 - My man, just... - Fucking Sudbury Nectarine 511 00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:31,021 Neopolitan Mastiffs. 512 00:21:31,088 --> 00:21:32,656 You ever had Goji berries? 513 00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:36,093 - It was this or fold, fucker. - Go to work. 514 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,096 - Where's the "sy"? - What's the point? 515 00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:44,334 This better not be fucking out there. 516 00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:45,369 I'm gonna hear all about it. 517 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:49,873 Fucking Sudbury Fruit Salad French Spaniels. 518 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:52,409 Hey, Shoresy, 519 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,778 I'm looking to whip up a nice fruit cocktail for my sweetie. 520 00:21:54,845 --> 00:21:56,246 Got any blueberries? 521 00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:59,183 Blueberry Bulldogs sounds like a fruit snack, bud. 522 00:21:59,249 --> 00:22:01,185 Might as well be the Sudbury Sour Patch Kids. 523 00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,753 If you need a hand pickin' fruit, 524 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,388 there's eight Apeldoorn's comin' to town tomorrow 525 00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,223 - and the Dutch know hard work. - Honestly, bud, 526 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,991 the Sudbury Passion Fruits would sound tougher. 527 00:22:08,058 --> 00:22:09,760 Sudbury Honey Dew Hounds. 528 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:11,862 Take that championship pedigree straight to the Soo 529 00:22:11,929 --> 00:22:13,297 and get pumped for another 19. 530 00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:14,231 You oughta take Sudbury 531 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:15,833 Coconut Corgis out for a test drive. 532 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,334 Look out boys, here come 533 00:22:17,401 --> 00:22:18,569 the Pink Lady Apple Pomeranians! 534 00:22:18,635 --> 00:22:20,471 What do you think about Sudbury Watermelon Westiepoos? 535 00:22:20,537 --> 00:22:22,439 - That'll get'em real fired up! - Where do I sign up 536 00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,043 for the Sudbury Avocado Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogs? 537 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:30,047 I'd ask why you're covering these donkeys and not us, 538 00:22:30,113 --> 00:22:33,183 - but I think I know the answer. - No one cares. 539 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,085 That's so fucking embarrassing, Shoresy. 540 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,854 I know. Why do you think I'm eating it? 541 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,856 - Embarrassing. - You know what's embarrassing, 542 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,458 Core? Your Mom started an OnlyFans 543 00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:44,027 to try to make me jealous and I haven't laughed that hard 544 00:22:44,094 --> 00:22:46,029 since Liam's mom tried the same thing. 545 00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:48,065 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam, 546 00:22:48,131 --> 00:22:51,034 your mom made me a mix CD with only three bands on it. 547 00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:53,837 Moist, The Wailers, and Wet Wet Wet. 548 00:22:53,904 --> 00:22:56,073 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Well, if you can dish it out, 549 00:22:56,139 --> 00:22:58,709 you can take it, boys. I give your moms so much wood 550 00:22:58,775 --> 00:23:01,011 they call my dick Beaver Lumber. 551 00:23:01,812 --> 00:23:03,714 The Apeldoorns can't wait to take a run 552 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,482 at the Green Grape Goldendoodles, bud. 553 00:23:05,549 --> 00:23:07,751 Yeah, tell the Strawberry Shortcake Miniature Schnauzers 554 00:23:07,818 --> 00:23:10,454 - we said good luck. - Go Kiwi-Pineapple Puggles! 555 00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,889 Give your balls a tug. 556 00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:12,482 ♪♪ 557 00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:57,494 Difuze