1 00:00:01,337 --> 00:00:04,340 ♪ 2 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:18,655 ♪Oh Canada ♪ 3 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:23,026 ♪Our home and native land ♪ 4 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:26,729 ♪True patriot love ♪ 5 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:30,433 ♪In all thy son's command ♪ 6 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:35,638 ♪Car ton bras Sait porter l'épée ♪ 7 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:39,842 ♪Il sait porter la croix ♪ 8 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:44,647 ♪Ton histoire est une épopée ♪ 9 00:00:44,714 --> 00:00:49,118 ♪Des plus brillants exploits ♪ 10 00:00:49,185 --> 00:00:53,523 ♪God keep our land ♪ 11 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:57,727 ♪Glorious and free ♪ 12 00:00:57,794 --> 00:01:00,797 ♪Oh Canada ♪ 13 00:01:00,863 --> 00:01:06,636 ♪We stand on guard for thee ♪ 14 00:01:06,703 --> 00:01:09,105 ♪Oh Canada ♪ 15 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:14,777 ♪We stand on guard for thee ♪ 16 00:01:16,446 --> 00:01:19,315 You take my lane one time tonight, Apeldoorn, 17 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:21,784 and I'll take your entire fuckin' top row! 18 00:01:31,127 --> 00:01:32,795 What do you mean, you don't know how? 19 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:34,097 - I just... - Huh? 20 00:01:34,163 --> 00:01:36,099 - I just don't. - It's not as if it's fucking 21 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:37,934 - quantum teleportation. - I know. 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,068 It's coaching senior hockey, 23 00:01:39,135 --> 00:01:40,737 it's not fucking crypto currency. 24 00:01:40,803 --> 00:01:43,506 - I can do it, my dude. I'm just saying I've never done it before. 25 00:01:43,573 --> 00:01:46,376 Well, anyone can do it, it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts. 26 00:01:46,442 --> 00:01:49,779 Well, look, the Sudbury Raspberry Rottweilers. 27 00:01:49,846 --> 00:01:52,148 - Pamski! - Ugh, put your jibs in 28 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:53,750 and have some fucking self-respect. 29 00:01:53,816 --> 00:01:55,451 And if you leave that spitter on the table again 30 00:01:55,518 --> 00:01:57,453 I'll give you another fucking gap, I swear to God. 31 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,923 - Wham, bam, thank you Pam. - Fucking gross, dude. 32 00:02:01,624 --> 00:02:04,293 - Can you help me coach? - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 33 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,829 You can't tell your coach to shut the fuck up. 34 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,999 - Do I look like Ken Hitchcock? - No. 35 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:12,568 Just... help me out for the first game. 36 00:02:12,635 --> 00:02:14,337 What do I look like, Reggie Dunlop? 37 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:15,772 - A bit. - Just don't do 38 00:02:15,838 --> 00:02:17,807 - what Michaels did. - Michaels didn't do much. 39 00:02:17,874 --> 00:02:20,376 - Exactly. He's useless. - I don't wanna yell at anybody. 40 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:22,712 Well, how are you gonna get 'em to do what you want? 41 00:02:22,779 --> 00:02:24,247 - Well, I just... - Huh?! 42 00:02:24,313 --> 00:02:26,883 - I don't want to be a bully. - It's not fucking bullying. 43 00:02:26,949 --> 00:02:28,851 Everybody's so soft. It's tough love. 44 00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:30,987 - What's the difference? - Alright, we're teammates. 45 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:32,188 - We're brothers. - Yeah. 46 00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:33,689 - I'd go to the wall for you. - Yeah. 47 00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:35,491 - Are you my brother? - You're my brother. 48 00:02:35,558 --> 00:02:37,226 Would you go to the wall for me? 49 00:02:37,293 --> 00:02:39,328 - I'll go to the wall. - Then you're allowed to call me 50 00:02:39,395 --> 00:02:40,930 a fucking useless cunt on your way there. 51 00:02:40,997 --> 00:02:42,665 - Yeah?! - Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. 52 00:02:42,732 --> 00:02:45,101 Help me out, my man, just for the first game. 53 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:47,403 - Fuck around. - Alright, you get one. 54 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:50,072 I'll show you how it's done but then you're on your own. 55 00:02:50,139 --> 00:02:51,374 Thank you, Shoresy. 56 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:53,276 And you're calling the line-up. 57 00:02:55,645 --> 00:03:00,316 Whoa! Sanguinet! 58 00:03:01,784 --> 00:03:04,220 All hands for leisure suit Sanger-la. 59 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:06,022 Timmins Timber Kings, boys. 60 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:07,490 Game fuckin' one. Goody, you ready? 61 00:03:07,557 --> 00:03:10,126 - Ready, Gatsby. - Good! 'Cause you're going. 62 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,161 Dolo, you ready? 63 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:14,864 Good, 'cause you're going! 64 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:17,667 - Hitch, you ready? - Let's get on the go, b'ys! 65 00:03:17,733 --> 00:03:19,969 Good, you're going! 66 00:03:20,036 --> 00:03:21,838 JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready? 67 00:03:21,904 --> 00:03:23,339 What? 68 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:26,442 Good, 'cause you're going. 69 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:28,077 Greet the fucking day, bud. 70 00:03:28,144 --> 00:03:29,679 Somebody get this guy a fucking Jolt-Cola. 71 00:03:29,745 --> 00:03:31,047 Shoresy, you ready? 72 00:03:31,113 --> 00:03:32,515 Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker? 73 00:03:32,582 --> 00:03:34,650 You're going. 74 00:03:34,717 --> 00:03:36,819 I'll hand over the floor to Shoresy. 75 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:41,057 Well, that was fucking graceful, Sanguinet. 76 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:46,229 Yeah, so, we've got some good fuckin' players now, so we'll run 'em up. 77 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,130 And we got three Ojibwe Jims, 78 00:03:48,197 --> 00:03:49,665 so we'll fill 'em in, eh, Sanguinet? 79 00:03:49,732 --> 00:03:52,268 - Run 'em up and fill 'em in. - That's new Bulldogs hockey. 80 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:54,604 Now, get out of the fucking way. 81 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:58,641 The rest of ya. You, you, you, you the most, 82 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:02,879 you, you the second most, and you. You're useless. 83 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:06,549 Actually, it's you the most, and you the second most. 84 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:09,685 You're young, dumb, and mostly all ugly. 85 00:04:09,752 --> 00:04:11,687 Like Fish, I would think you're ugly, 86 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:14,891 but I saw you on a date with Samantha McMeegan at Respect is Burning, 87 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:16,492 so you mustn't be. 88 00:04:16,893 --> 00:04:18,427 - Tendy! - Shoresy! 89 00:04:18,494 --> 00:04:20,796 You're the worst player on our team. Great in the room, 90 00:04:20,863 --> 00:04:24,500 but you're the worst player on our team. And your mom's a fucking dog. 91 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:29,272 Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld. Everyone knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet? 92 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:31,340 - I'm not saying it. - Sumofeld. 93 00:04:32,074 --> 00:04:37,113 So, because we're so good, OK? 94 00:04:37,179 --> 00:04:40,216 And he's so bad, mm-hmm, 95 00:04:40,283 --> 00:04:44,287 you serve us. 96 00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:45,688 - Got it? - How? 97 00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:49,158 Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass is an all-time ass 98 00:04:49,225 --> 00:04:51,594 in a sea of unreal Sudbury asses, so like, 99 00:04:51,661 --> 00:04:54,330 stick tap on taking her on a date and everything. 100 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,065 But if you interrupt me one more time, 101 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:59,268 you may as well just call Tendy's dog mom to come pick ya up. 102 00:05:00,503 --> 00:05:04,574 Yeah, so, Timmins got eight Apeldoorns, eh Sanguinet? 103 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,676 If we beat the Apeldoorns, we beat Timmins. 104 00:05:06,742 --> 00:05:08,511 And we're beating fucking Timmers. 105 00:05:08,578 --> 00:05:10,446 So, if you see an Apeldoorn, 106 00:05:10,513 --> 00:05:11,747 you put a fuckin' shoulder in 'em. 107 00:05:11,814 --> 00:05:13,516 Let 'em know you're out there, by's. 108 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:16,185 - You gotta let 'em know. - But stay out of the box. 109 00:05:16,252 --> 00:05:18,454 Fucking loser. Fish. 110 00:05:18,521 --> 00:05:20,156 The Apeldoorns are super tough. 111 00:05:20,222 --> 00:05:22,058 - Introduce yourselves. - Jim. 112 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:24,193 - Jim. - My name's also Jim. 113 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:25,461 - Problem solved. - Thanks, Jims. 114 00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:28,130 Now, as far as serving the tendy goes, 115 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,800 if they're shooting, you're getting your body in front of it. 116 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:33,402 Everybody blocking shots. All you useless guys, 117 00:05:33,469 --> 00:05:35,905 blocking shots, bugging Apeldoorns, 118 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:37,873 now everybody knows their role, eh Sanguinet? 119 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,810 - Everyone knows their role. - Everyone does their job. 120 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:44,814 Yeah, so... who wants to set the tone, boys? 121 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,816 Who's gonna fuckin' set it? 122 00:05:46,882 --> 00:05:49,018 You could hear a bat queef in here, gents. 123 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:52,388 - So much for bums in seats. - Gotta start somewhere. 124 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:53,789 We started 20 games ago. 125 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:55,958 Sanger in that suit, what's up? 126 00:05:56,025 --> 00:05:58,961 - Sure glad we keep the season ticket holder section roped off. 127 00:05:59,028 --> 00:06:01,797 You got some calls to return there, Nat. 128 00:06:01,864 --> 00:06:03,299 What do they want now? 129 00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,001 Still their money back. 130 00:07:55,678 --> 00:07:57,546 I'm definitely posting this when I get home. 131 00:07:57,613 --> 00:07:59,482 Bet she does a hundo views overnight. 132 00:07:59,548 --> 00:08:01,417 Shut up, you fucking nerd. 133 00:08:02,118 --> 00:08:04,253 Real nice tilly, Dolo, way to set the tone. 134 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,956 Holy fuck, then what happened, eh Tendy? 135 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:09,358 See? You can do it! At the rate you're going, 136 00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:11,527 we're gonna have to score fucking 10 to win. 137 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:15,097 What, Frankie? 138 00:08:15,164 --> 00:08:16,899 Holy fuck, get that guy 139 00:08:16,966 --> 00:08:18,901 some fucking smoked meat amphetamines. 140 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:20,803 You ever had Portuguese chicken? 141 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:23,672 Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys, here come the Jims! 142 00:08:23,739 --> 00:08:25,407 Don't slow down on the body, by's. 143 00:08:25,474 --> 00:08:26,642 Go straight to where they're to. 144 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,210 Frankie, shoot the puck! 145 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:17,927 - Nice work, Jims. - Hey, Shoresy! 146 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:19,762 After the draw here, give me one. 147 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,897 Suck my dick, you fucking horse whisperer. 148 00:09:21,964 --> 00:09:23,933 - Gimme one! - You're the dumbest, ugliest, 149 00:09:23,999 --> 00:09:27,336 most insignificant Apeldoorn. You're fucking applesauce. 150 00:09:27,403 --> 00:09:28,871 Not even your brothers like you. 151 00:09:28,938 --> 00:09:30,773 You fucking come anywhere near me, Apeldoorn, 152 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,208 I'll stick you right in the face... 153 00:09:32,274 --> 00:09:33,876 - Let's fucking go then! - Right in the teeth, 154 00:09:33,943 --> 00:09:35,444 - you Dutch inbred fuck. - Come on, you pussy! 155 00:09:35,511 --> 00:09:37,079 I'll break your teeth off at the gums, 156 00:09:37,146 --> 00:09:38,314 you fucking garlic eater. 157 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:43,485 Shoulda had a couple of those, Tendy. Holy. 158 00:09:43,552 --> 00:09:45,921 - Sanger's suits unreal, eh? - Knows, Goody. 159 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:47,823 Suit's unbelievable. 160 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,892 - B'y, she's fine menswear. - Phenomenal. 161 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:51,994 Thought you'd have a half dozen by now, Frankie. 162 00:09:52,061 --> 00:09:54,296 What's it gonna take, a McCain Deep and Delicious? 163 00:09:56,398 --> 00:09:58,934 - Huh? - I'll buy you fifty Deep and Deliciouses. 164 00:09:59,001 --> 00:10:01,170 I'll buy you DQ for a fucking month. 165 00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:03,539 How about a Dilly Bar in your belly, buddy? 166 00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:05,941 - We're gonna lose. - We can't lose. 167 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:09,011 - If we lose... - We're not fucking losing! 168 00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:20,055 Yo, Sanguinet in that suit, what is up? 169 00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:21,624 You, apparently. 170 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,826 Miig, if you fuck that slut, you better... 171 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:25,561 Keep your head up, Apeldoorn! 172 00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:34,203 - Hey, hope the stretcher's built for Dutchmen, you big galoot! 173 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,605 - Fuck off, Shoresy! - What are you gonna fucking do? 174 00:10:36,672 --> 00:10:38,741 What are you gonna do, Apeldoorn? 175 00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:51,086 - Someone call his Oma and Opa... - Shut the fuck up! 176 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,122 - You're not gonna do anything. - You're not gonna do 177 00:10:53,188 --> 00:10:57,092 fucking anything, Apeldoorn. Frankie, shoot the fucking puck! 178 00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:33,629 Sanger, call it. 179 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:34,997 Nichol, time out! 180 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:36,799 Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch. 181 00:11:36,865 --> 00:11:38,634 Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, Hitch. 182 00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:40,569 Fish, get the fuck out of the way. 183 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:44,773 Alright, boys, we're not losing to a team who got their buckets 184 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,876 at fucking Giant Tiger. Now, their D have been pinching all night. 185 00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:49,578 What we're gonna do is we're gonna hit 'em 186 00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:51,213 with the beer league special, OK? 187 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,182 So JJ, once that puck fucking drops, 188 00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:55,384 I want you to B-line it straight up to centre pass through D. 189 00:11:55,451 --> 00:11:57,786 Dolo, I'm gonna wing it back to you, you flick it over 190 00:11:57,853 --> 00:12:00,055 everybody's heads, JJ skates into it. 191 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,858 - Good idea. - Well, it's the best fucking 192 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,827 - idea I ever heard in my life. - Settle down. 193 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:07,730 - JJ, wake up! - When that puck fucking drops, 194 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,599 you go straight north, OK? Nord, fast. 195 00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:12,067 Fucking wreck 'em all. 196 00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:13,102 Let's fucking get one, boys. 197 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:14,536 Here we go, boys, here we go! 198 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,213 I fucking warned you good and early, Apeldoorn, 199 00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,081 if you don't behave yourself, I'm coming. 200 00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:27,783 You're a fucking pussy, Shoresy. 201 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:28,951 As soon as this puck drops, 202 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:30,786 I'm coming for your entire fucking top row. 203 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:32,154 - Fuck off! - I'm not kiddin'. 204 00:12:32,221 --> 00:12:34,089 I don't want this drawn on, I'm gonna cross check you 205 00:12:34,156 --> 00:12:35,657 right in the jibs, you fucking poor producer. 206 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,593 - Have at it, bud. - Yeah. 207 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,329 You're gonna have Bauer stamped on your fucking bicuspids. 208 00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:42,364 Hope you're ready. 209 00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:31,380 M... V... P time, Sanger, 210 00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:33,682 who gets the game stick, buddy, who gets to get it? 211 00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:35,250 Well, tonight's game stick goes to Hud... 212 00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:37,019 - Huh? - Tonight's game stick goes 213 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:40,622 to Hudson, Quebec's very own, my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes! 214 00:13:42,658 --> 00:13:45,494 Congratulations, buddy, have some fucking diabetes. 215 00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:46,829 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 216 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,297 - Great tilly, Jim. - Thanks, bro. 217 00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:49,531 - Jim. - Thanks, buddy. 218 00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:50,632 - Jim. - Really appreciate that, 219 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,667 Shoresy. Means a lot. 220 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,035 Jims are such fucking beauties. 221 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:54,837 Aren't they fucking beauties? 222 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,171 They're the best. 223 00:13:58,273 --> 00:14:00,242 Oh, it's a Costco pack. So... 224 00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:05,214 Yeah, like, there's beaucoup de sticks. 225 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,517 - Sticks are unbelievable. - I'm gut-founded, b'ys. 226 00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,319 What are ya thinking, Dolo? 227 00:14:12,988 --> 00:14:15,591 Well, there's actually the perfect amount of sticks. 228 00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:17,126 - Oh, for me too? - Shut the... 229 00:14:17,192 --> 00:14:18,193 You bet. 230 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,762 - Well, let's fire up a stick. - Wait, no, hol... 231 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,899 Like, but doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of the game stick? 232 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,434 - Settle down. - It don't have to. 233 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,302 - Then how would it not? - Because, the winner 234 00:14:27,369 --> 00:14:28,937 of the game stick gets his stick first. 235 00:14:29,004 --> 00:14:30,506 But then everyone gets a game stick. 236 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:32,708 - Phenomenal. - Yeah but, like, 237 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,209 we'd still make a little thing of it. 238 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,111 No, right? Like, you know, first off, 239 00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:39,148 so and so gets the game stick, and then... 240 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,716 - What do you mean? - Well, like, first off, 241 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:44,286 - blank gets the game stick. - Well, if he wants I suppose. 242 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,158 OK, so, OK, so... 243 00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:52,161 the game stick's awarded, OK. 244 00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:55,197 That guy gets his stick first. 245 00:14:55,264 --> 00:14:56,665 Mm-hmm. 246 00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:59,401 And then everyone else gets their stick? 247 00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:00,869 Unbelievable. 248 00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:02,504 - I don't know. - Maybe ask the Jims. 249 00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:04,406 - That's a good idea. - What do you think, Jim? 250 00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:05,641 - Yeah. - Jim? 251 00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:06,742 - Yes. - Jim? 252 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,177 I'm actually lactose intolerant, 253 00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:10,145 - but I'll power through it. - Thanks, Jims. 254 00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:12,414 So, we're all just eating sticks after Ws? 255 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:15,417 - 'Till we're stogged, me son. - Sounds like a great idea. 256 00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:17,953 That's the best fucking idea I've ever heard in my life. 257 00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:19,855 Here we go. 258 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,903 It's back-to-backers for the big Quebecker. 259 00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:36,905 Hey, did yous call your parents? 260 00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:38,340 - Fuck. - Fuck. 261 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:43,278 Come on. What, do you want them to fucking hate ya? 262 00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:45,080 Holy! 263 00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:48,150 Hey Goody, if you're from down south, 264 00:15:48,217 --> 00:15:50,419 is your old man a Leafs fan, or...? 265 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:51,486 - W! - W. 266 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,088 Hopefully, the Soo were paying attention. 267 00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:54,489 Maybe they'll only pump us 18 next time. 268 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,558 - The Soo are so fucking good. - Tendy should've had 269 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,759 - a couple of those. - I know! 270 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,561 - I know! - I know. 271 00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:01,463 I'm not playing another game 272 00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,432 with Shoresy bitching to the boys about it. 273 00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,734 Us too, Nat. It's nice to win and everything, 274 00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:06,935 but not with Shoresy at the helm. 275 00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:08,770 Shoresy's not at the helm. 276 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:09,938 I'm running the ship. 277 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,573 On paper. 278 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,708 What the fuck, Sanguinet? 279 00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:15,777 I asked Shoresy to help me ease in. That's on me. 280 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,145 But this is my show now. 281 00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,248 I don't know, Sanger. 282 00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:21,149 It's either me or Shoresy. 283 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:25,087 Fuck it. I quit. 284 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,623 Then go, you fucking piece of shit. 285 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,057 Go cry in your car! 286 00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:31,260 I'll find you a fucking ball hockey team 287 00:16:31,326 --> 00:16:33,929 for you to let 20 goals in a game, you fucking piece of shit! 288 00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:35,831 - You fucking suck! - This is my show now. 289 00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,132 I'll keep Shoresy between the lines. 290 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:39,001 - Oh yeah? - Yeah, it'll be different. 291 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,802 - Are you sure? - How many times you want him 292 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,371 to fucking say it, Fish? 293 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:50,112 Are you coming or going, boys? 294 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:52,514 Let's get another W. 295 00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:03,692 What are you doin' now? 296 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:04,993 Coulson, you? 297 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,763 - Going to the fucking Coulson. - Let's go, boys. 298 00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:11,099 Fuck me! 299 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,170 What's up? 300 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,273 Call the Coulson, open up a tab for Sanger. 301 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,475 Open one up at Peppe too, the boys'll be hungry. 302 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,811 - Where are you going? - To get us a tender. 303 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:32,988 Aw, the Sudbury Papaya Poodles. As I live and breathe. 304 00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:36,224 - Yeah, somebody probably already told you, but we just dusted Timmins. 305 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,226 - Nope. - Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs 306 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:40,228 - just dusted Timmers. - I don't care. 307 00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:42,230 - Got a dip? - You guys like paninis? 308 00:17:42,297 --> 00:17:44,633 - Oh yeah, the boys love panini. - Paninis are unbelievable. 309 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,803 - Alright, menu's on the wall. - That's a lot of paninis. 310 00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,404 They got a ton of paninis here. 311 00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,406 Good cuisine. 312 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:52,874 Do you have any chicken fingers? 313 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,143 - Like, for your little brother? - No. 314 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,179 - We don't have chicken fingers. - Chicken tenders? 315 00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,747 - Goody loves chicken. - No! 316 00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:00,916 - Chicken strips? - Look, if you want pub food, 317 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,352 you go around the corner to the Dog House, best wings in town. 318 00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,954 - They got popcorn chicken? - Who is this kid? 319 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:08,290 How's the Pitter-Patter panini, b'ys? 320 00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:10,992 I'd have one every day of the week if the price was right. 321 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,461 Fuck you, Shoresy. 322 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:18,800 - Five Pitter-Patters for the Sudbury Cantaloupe Cockapoos. 323 00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:35,183 - Jesus, where ya' longs to? - Who is that? 324 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,486 Who? 325 00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:45,460 By's, who knit her? 326 00:18:45,527 --> 00:18:47,195 You like chicken brochette? 327 00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:52,667 Sanger, Shoresy, Goody, Dolo and Hitch. 328 00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,504 And it's kind of funny with Hitch, 'cause his full name is Ted Hitchcock. 329 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,640 But if you say it real fast, it sounds like ten-inch cock. 330 00:19:00,142 --> 00:19:01,843 Yeah. And this is Pam. 331 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:05,247 - Huh. Laurence Leboeuf? - Fuckin' A. 332 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:07,416 Pam, can you fix me a Martoonie please? 333 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:10,018 - Put your jibs in. - Have some fuckin' self-respect. 334 00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:11,653 Laurence Leboeuf is here. 335 00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:16,558 Hey, don't you think Frankie looks like Yukon Cornelius? 336 00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:21,596 Really? 337 00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:26,768 Really? 338 00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,274 - Yeah, I know. - Mm-hmm. That's good you know. 339 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,410 That's like, Frankie never forgets a toaster strudel. 340 00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,312 Never seen anything like it. 341 00:19:42,818 --> 00:19:44,986 - The pride of Quebec? - The pride of Quebec! 342 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,823 Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but did you know 343 00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:50,492 that the pride of Quebec can hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze 344 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:51,960 pack of mini-chocolate bars 345 00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:53,495 in one episode of Cold Water Cowboys? 346 00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:55,664 - Oh, fuck you. - Hey, you ever seen a grown man 347 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,200 dip pizza bread in Dunk-a-Roos frosting? 348 00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:07,809 Oh, the girls? Oh, they might. 349 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,811 I prefer women. 350 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:13,515 You ever had bacon-wrapped water chestnuts? 351 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:17,586 Mark? 352 00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:21,957 Michaels? 353 00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:25,727 Nat! 354 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:28,029 Your front door was open. 355 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,631 Oh yeah, leave it open. 356 00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,000 - Why? - Well, just in case 357 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,936 anyone wants to hang out. I even, I wrote a little note in the laundry room too, 358 00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:37,105 if anyone wants to hang out, I got beers and stuff. 359 00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:39,674 - Change your number? - My phone number? 360 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,009 Your mambo number 5. 361 00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:42,511 I don't have a phone. 362 00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,412 You used to have a phone. 363 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,983 - I sold it. - Why? 364 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,925 What happened to all the money I paid you? 365 00:20:56,992 --> 00:20:58,460 Nat. 366 00:20:59,494 --> 00:21:03,665 - You've ever been in love? - Oh my God. Michaels! 367 00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:05,233 With a woman, OK? 368 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,835 You spent it all on her? 369 00:21:06,902 --> 00:21:10,505 No. Well, I mean, yeah. 370 00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:13,875 - On what? - I don't know, like, presents. 371 00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:16,344 Keepsakes. 372 00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:18,380 Student debt. 373 00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:21,316 And then she just left with all of it? 374 00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:22,951 Just answer the question. 375 00:21:23,552 --> 00:21:24,819 Have you ever been in love? 376 00:21:24,886 --> 00:21:28,456 - Goalies are always so weird. - 'Cause I have. 377 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:32,360 She didn't love me back. No. 378 00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,530 But I'll tell you what she did love. 379 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:42,571 Giving squeezers off the side of Party Islands in Wasaga Beach. 380 00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:46,808 - Nat. - Yup. 381 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,044 What's an aqua dump? 382 00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,546 I want you to come back to the team. 383 00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:52,814 What?! 384 00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:55,750 You want me to come back and coach a guy 385 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,552 who gave my sweety a jelly bracelet? 386 00:21:57,619 --> 00:21:58,987 - Um... - You want me to pretend 387 00:21:59,054 --> 00:22:01,289 it's not a big deal that she gave him an old-fashioned?! 388 00:22:01,356 --> 00:22:03,091 Her brothers are super weird but, dude... 389 00:22:03,158 --> 00:22:06,261 No, no, no! She used to call me dude! 390 00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:07,729 - You've got... - What's an aqua dump?! 391 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:09,831 It's taking a dump in a body of water! 392 00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:12,334 So Mercedes gave Sanguinet a hand-made 393 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,203 while Shoresy was taking a dump in the water? Fuck! 394 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,072 - Your... - You must think I'm in... 395 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:18,440 Your dick is out! 396 00:22:20,742 --> 00:22:21,743 Oh. 397 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,681 You must think I'm in pretty tough shape 398 00:22:26,748 --> 00:22:29,384 to come back and even consider coaching the... 399 00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:33,855 Didn't you change your name, what are ya? Furbaby Bulldogs? 400 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:38,193 - I don't want you to coach. - Good. 'Cause I ain't. 401 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:39,995 I want you to play. 402 00:22:47,902 --> 00:22:48,970 Hm. 403 00:22:50,338 --> 00:22:51,973 Well... 404 00:22:53,108 --> 00:22:54,376 I'm retired. 405 00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:56,378 Look around, Michaels. 406 00:22:56,444 --> 00:23:00,048 You've got nothing going on. Nothing going for you. 407 00:23:00,115 --> 00:23:03,885 - Did you know that they used to call me "Never Misses the Mark Michaels?" 408 00:23:03,952 --> 00:23:07,989 If you wanna get back on your feet, it starts with the boys. 409 00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:10,592 And a night at the Coulson. Tip your server. 410 00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:12,360 Well, I do miss those boys. 411 00:23:12,427 --> 00:23:15,330 - And they miss you. - Uh... 412 00:23:15,397 --> 00:23:17,432 Y... One would think. 413 00:23:17,899 --> 00:23:19,768 - Same pay? - No. 414 00:23:24,806 --> 00:23:27,175 Well, then I want an apology from Sanguinet. 415 00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:28,843 - Sure. - And Shoresy. 416 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,078 Shit. 417 00:23:30,145 --> 00:23:31,312 Man to man. 418 00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:33,415 Why do you care what that mutant thinks? 419 00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:35,684 'Cause I run the show, you fucking idiot. 420 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,552 Get in the box, you fucking loser. 421 00:23:37,619 --> 00:23:39,387 Are you fucking serious, Shoresy? 422 00:23:39,454 --> 00:23:41,723 Settle down, Cory, you'll pop a neck zit. 423 00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:43,458 - What a joke. - What a joke, eh? 424 00:23:43,525 --> 00:23:45,794 Says the guy sitting in the box taking his bucket off 425 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,897 every ten seconds to whip his hair around for his broad. 426 00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:52,333 Hey, Liam, who am I? Oh, man, my hair's in my eyes again. 427 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,835 I hate when this happens. 428 00:23:53,902 --> 00:23:56,471 Better take my fucking bucket off again, it's so annoying. 429 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:59,474 - I posted your buddy Dolo's fight and you didn't even say thanks. 430 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:01,543 - Posted it where? - Community bulletin board, 431 00:24:01,609 --> 00:24:02,944 you dumb fuck, go run and check it. 432 00:24:03,011 --> 00:24:05,447 YouTube. It's almost at 10k views. 433 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,382 You're an idiot for not monetizing that. 434 00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:09,484 Shut up, Cory, you fucking nerd. 435 00:24:09,551 --> 00:24:11,286 Shoresy, if they snipe on this PP, 436 00:24:11,352 --> 00:24:13,121 I'm firing a clappy at your head. 437 00:24:13,188 --> 00:24:16,124 The clappy you fire off the glass 40 times in warm up, Cory? 438 00:24:16,191 --> 00:24:18,359 You got the scouts just buzzing with that muffin. 439 00:24:18,426 --> 00:24:22,130 They're calling you fucking Kyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak. 440 00:24:22,197 --> 00:24:23,565 Fuck you, Shoresy. 441 00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:25,900 Calling you fucking Scott Stevens Stamkos. 442 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:29,270 - Fuck off. - Fucking Bobby Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. 443 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,005 Hey, you got a dip? 444 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:37,178 - Season ticket holders? - Refunds? 445 00:24:37,846 --> 00:24:39,547 - Tell them to fuck off! - Shh! 446 00:24:39,614 --> 00:24:41,483 - They don't want them anymore. - What do they want? 447 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:43,551 Making sure they still have their seats. 448 00:24:43,618 --> 00:24:45,353 - Fuck off! - Shh! 449 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,421 Bums in seats? 450 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,723 We'll be in at least the dozens. 451 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,725 Nice work, sluts. 452 00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:07,442 Subtitling: difuze