1 00:00:26,587 --> 00:00:30,328 ♪ We were born to be alive ♪ 2 00:00:30,428 --> 00:00:33,934 ♪ We were born to be alive ♪ 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:38,344 ♪ Born... Born to be alive ♪ 4 00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:40,314 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 5 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:43,019 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 6 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,222 ♪ Born ♪ 7 00:00:44,322 --> 00:00:45,825 ♪ Born ♪ 8 00:00:47,295 --> 00:00:49,866 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 9 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,709 ♪ Time was on my side when I was running ♪ 10 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:57,682 ♪ Down the street It was so fine, fine, fine ♪ 11 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:01,657 ♪ A suitcase and an old guitar ♪ 12 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,863 ♪ And something new to occupy My mind, mind, mind ♪ 13 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,237 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 14 00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:11,310 ♪ Born Born to be alive ♪ 15 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:13,380 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 16 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:15,885 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 17 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:17,288 ♪ Born ♪ 18 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:19,726 ♪ Born ♪ 19 00:01:20,628 --> 00:01:22,799 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 20 00:01:25,304 --> 00:01:27,909 ♪ People ask me why I never find a place ♪ 21 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:30,414 ♪ To stop and settle down, down, down ♪ 22 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:34,256 ♪ But I never wanted All those things ♪ 23 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:37,795 ♪ People need to justify Their lives, lives, lives ♪ 24 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,436 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 25 00:01:41,537 --> 00:01:44,409 ♪ Born Born to be alive ♪ 26 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:46,647 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 27 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,617 Hockey brings people together. 28 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:51,657 - Loyal to the soil, b'ys, loyal to the soil! 29 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:53,861 - Everybody always drops their stick in a brawl, 30 00:01:53,961 --> 00:01:56,065 you should never drop your stick in a brawl, it's so dumb. 31 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,837 - Sticks are unbelievable. - You just hold onto your stick 32 00:01:58,938 --> 00:02:01,410 and then wheel around slashing guys who are fighting your guys. 33 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:02,345 It's so dumb. 34 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,318 - Hey, just like spear 'em in the nuts or golf 'em 35 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:08,123 in the ankle or like, slash 'em in their bare hands. 36 00:02:08,224 --> 00:02:10,394 If they break a digit, they're out four to six. 37 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:12,665 - What the fuck? - What? 38 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:13,834 - What do you mean, what? 39 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,471 - What do you mean, what the fuck? 40 00:02:15,571 --> 00:02:16,773 - What? - Huh? 41 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:18,777 - What do I mean? - Yeah. 42 00:02:18,878 --> 00:02:20,046 - What do you mean? 43 00:02:20,781 --> 00:02:22,151 - What? - Do you mean what the fuck 44 00:02:22,252 --> 00:02:23,754 regarding the brawl or what the fuck regarding 45 00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:25,858 everyone in here eating ice cream? 46 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,532 - The... the ice cream first, actually. 47 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:31,570 - What is this? - This? 48 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:33,374 - Yeah. - This is the gayest shit 49 00:02:33,474 --> 00:02:34,843 I've ever seen. 50 00:02:34,943 --> 00:02:36,580 - Stick? - Sticks are unreal. 51 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,617 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - For what? 52 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:40,221 - For pulling my fucking hair! - Settle down. 53 00:02:40,321 --> 00:02:42,759 - So he can talk to me, but I can't talk to him? 54 00:02:42,859 --> 00:02:43,928 - I was talking to everyone! 55 00:02:44,028 --> 00:02:45,131 - Well, there, he was for sure 56 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,934 talking to me. - Don't talk to him. 57 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,139 - What am I supposed to do?! He pulled my hair! 58 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:51,008 - Cry here or go cry in your car, tit fucker. 59 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:53,447 - He can't talk to me. - I was talking to everybody. 60 00:02:53,547 --> 00:02:54,783 - Where were you guys? 61 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,020 - Get here in time instead of standing on your dicks. 62 00:02:57,121 --> 00:02:59,092 - He might actually be capable of that, eh, big boy? 63 00:02:59,192 --> 00:03:00,661 - Now, the brawl. 64 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:02,165 - Only caught the ass end of 'er, b'ys, 65 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,336 but I never seen one so bad as that. 66 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:06,974 - Well, there's brawls and there's warm-up brawls. 67 00:03:07,075 --> 00:03:08,711 And I think the distinction is important, b'y. 68 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:10,314 - We're looking at suspensions here. 69 00:03:10,414 --> 00:03:12,619 - Well, they're not gonna sussy us with only two games left. 70 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:13,854 - They might, my guy. 71 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:15,324 - We'll get fined up the ass for sure. 72 00:03:15,424 --> 00:03:17,929 - Why'd you start a brawl? - If you can't win, don't play. 73 00:03:18,029 --> 00:03:19,064 - What happened to never lose again? 74 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,069 - And what happened to bums in seats? 75 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:23,207 Ooh! 76 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:26,780 - The league will throw this game out. 77 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,751 - I told you the program right from the start 78 00:03:28,851 --> 00:03:30,087 of the very beginning. Sanger? 79 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:33,193 - Run 'em up, fill 'em in. - Couldn't run 'em up. 80 00:03:33,294 --> 00:03:34,095 Got a dip? 81 00:03:34,195 --> 00:03:35,698 - I hate going to the league. 82 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:36,933 - When was the last time you went? 83 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,904 - I used to go all the time with my mom. 84 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:40,875 - See, who fucking cares. Used to be brawls like this 85 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:42,312 all the time in this league. 86 00:03:42,412 --> 00:03:44,215 - There's brawls and then there's warm-up brawls, 87 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,651 and I think the distinction's important. 88 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,455 - Yes, sir. - The league can give 89 00:03:47,555 --> 00:03:48,557 their balls a tug. 90 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,469 - Got it pretty bad, eh, Fish? 91 00:03:55,471 --> 00:03:56,974 You too, eh, Sommerfeld? 92 00:03:57,075 --> 00:03:58,210 - Whitey got it the worst. 93 00:03:58,310 --> 00:04:00,481 - Keep your finger out of there, me son. 94 00:04:00,581 --> 00:04:02,418 - The Jims look ravishing. 95 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:04,856 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 96 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:06,058 - Jim? - Pardon? 97 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:07,695 - Jim? - I think exfoliating 98 00:04:07,795 --> 00:04:08,964 is just as important as moisturizing, 99 00:04:09,064 --> 00:04:10,101 but we'll talk about that later. 100 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:11,703 - The Jims are such fucking beauties. 101 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:12,972 - Unbelievable. - Can you believe it? 102 00:04:13,073 --> 00:04:14,976 - Best combo. - They're such a fucking... 103 00:04:15,077 --> 00:04:16,646 - Way to play your roles. 104 00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:19,185 Your jobs are to make room for the studs out there. 105 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:21,256 Get in front of shots. I see three guys 106 00:04:21,356 --> 00:04:23,660 who did their jobs tonight. Eh, Shoresy? 107 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:25,698 - Uh, by the look of it, yeah. 108 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:29,105 - Nat, North Bay came at us tonight. 109 00:04:29,205 --> 00:04:31,276 If it isn't enough that the brawl was in our tunnel, 110 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,580 take some photos of these guys to the league. 111 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:35,518 Pretty clear to me which team should get the sussy. 112 00:04:35,618 --> 00:04:37,855 - Sanguinet. - Sanguinet! 113 00:04:37,955 --> 00:04:39,426 Aren't you impressed with him right now? 114 00:04:40,761 --> 00:04:41,830 It's the perfect example 115 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,967 of how he's adapting to his role. 116 00:04:44,069 --> 00:04:46,173 He's taking it seriously. - Boys. 117 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:48,210 You've already had sticks. 118 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:49,913 Just because there wasn't a game, 119 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:51,883 doesn't mean there shouldn't be a game stick. 120 00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:55,524 Shoresy, I think it goes to Fish. 121 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,367 - I think, if you could divide a stick, 122 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,037 then the Jims should each get a third. 123 00:05:02,138 --> 00:05:03,407 - How would we divvy it up? 124 00:05:03,507 --> 00:05:04,943 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 125 00:05:07,382 --> 00:05:08,717 - You're gonna be the stick inspector 126 00:05:08,817 --> 00:05:09,819 pretty soon, eh big boy? 127 00:05:09,919 --> 00:05:11,823 - Unless you wanna break it up in a bowl. 128 00:05:11,923 --> 00:05:13,093 - Sticks are unbelievable. - No, no, there's just 129 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:14,963 one to a stick, old man. - So, we're all getting 130 00:05:15,063 --> 00:05:16,266 our full stick then? 131 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:17,602 - Only one guy gets the game stick. 132 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:20,039 - But the Jims just said they'd break it up into a bowl. 133 00:05:20,141 --> 00:05:22,111 - Bit mauzy on the PC of it all, b'ys, 134 00:05:22,211 --> 00:05:24,783 but I think it's fine Ziigwan calling our ice creams gay 135 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:26,420 since she herself is gay. 136 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,492 Now, the sight of three Jims splittin' an ice cream cone? 137 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:32,598 Well, b'y, can't fault no one for making assumptions on that. 138 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:35,805 - So, no sharing sticks? 139 00:05:35,905 --> 00:05:37,508 - Game stick goes to one guy. 140 00:05:37,608 --> 00:05:40,648 - Well, I'm not gonna give him a full stick, 141 00:05:40,748 --> 00:05:42,050 'cause he didn't play a full game, 142 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:45,023 I'll just give him what's left of my stick. 143 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,728 Yeah, so... 144 00:05:48,597 --> 00:05:50,434 Fish, looks like you got it worse than anybody. 145 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:52,438 You're the last guy who can afford an inch there, 146 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:55,177 since you're so fucking ugly. Like, I mean, if I didn't see you on a date 147 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:57,281 with Maxime Lauzon at the Laughing Buddha, 148 00:05:57,381 --> 00:05:58,917 I'd think you were the ugliest guy here, 149 00:05:59,017 --> 00:06:00,955 but you got her, so you musn't be. 150 00:06:01,957 --> 00:06:04,996 Yeah, so, Fish gets the game stick. 151 00:06:05,097 --> 00:06:08,237 Clap him in, boys. 152 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,157 - Nat! - Ugh. 153 00:06:18,257 --> 00:06:19,759 He's not gonna talk to you anymore, bro. 154 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:21,129 - You can't talk to him either, though. 155 00:06:21,229 --> 00:06:23,667 - Take my pay for the fines. - Pardon? 156 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,638 - If there's fines, just use my pay. 157 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:27,141 I forfeit it all to you. 158 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:29,345 - No, no, no, no. You're quitting? 159 00:06:29,445 --> 00:06:32,285 - Dude, you've already been fired, you're gonna quit now? 160 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:34,422 - Exactly. I've already been fired 161 00:06:34,522 --> 00:06:36,993 and if I quit, it only gets worse, so. 162 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:40,434 I'm gonna win these guys over. - Oh, are you? 163 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,005 - Well, if Fish and Phillips and Whitey can do it. 164 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:46,480 - This is going to require some... precision. 165 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,019 - Well, it's a good thing they call me Marksman Michaels. 166 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:54,162 - Good luck, bro. 167 00:06:54,262 --> 00:06:56,433 That same night at Mr. Prime Rib, 168 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:59,138 Michaels' ex-sweetie jerked Sanger to completion 169 00:06:59,239 --> 00:07:00,741 under the table with her foot. 170 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:06,753 - Where's Frankie? 171 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:09,726 - Hey. 172 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,104 - What happened before the game? 173 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:16,439 - Phil and... - Huh? 174 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,708 - Phil rolled up on them 175 00:07:17,808 --> 00:07:19,078 with a bunch of his buddies. - Who? 176 00:07:19,179 --> 00:07:20,281 - The guy from... - Huh? 177 00:07:20,381 --> 00:07:21,850 - The guy from the Coulson you potty kissed. 178 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:23,220 - Well, I'll give him a stick tap 179 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,056 for coming back after a smooch. 180 00:07:27,528 --> 00:07:30,334 - Uh... Seat taken? 181 00:07:32,138 --> 00:07:33,640 - Who are you talking to? 182 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:35,678 - You. 183 00:07:36,146 --> 00:07:37,381 - Have a seat. 184 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:39,017 - Thanks. 185 00:07:39,118 --> 00:07:40,287 - But next time, don't say it 186 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:41,823 like you're Forrest Gump on the bus 187 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:43,327 on his first day of fucking school, eh? 188 00:07:43,427 --> 00:07:45,531 - Those dudes are coming back. - What dudes? 189 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,237 - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. - They said as much, b'ys. 190 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:53,714 - "This isn't over." 191 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:56,152 - We should get ahead of this. We should go to them. 192 00:07:56,253 --> 00:07:58,022 - Look at you, Sanguinet. - Tonight? 193 00:07:58,123 --> 00:07:59,592 - Fuck no. - Settle down. 194 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:01,796 - Well, we can't risk anyone getting hurt for the Soo, 195 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:03,367 need everyone healthy. Two Ws left. 196 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:05,537 - Can get hurt, just can't get no one injured is all. 197 00:08:05,638 --> 00:08:08,243 - Well, yeah, it's like, are you hurt or are ya injured? 198 00:08:09,512 --> 00:08:12,718 - Yeah so... need everybody healthy for the Soo. 199 00:08:12,818 --> 00:08:14,756 - Soo are so fucking good. 200 00:08:15,457 --> 00:08:17,428 - Ma'am. - Look who's back, 201 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,699 the Sudbury Lemon-Citrus Standard Poodles. 202 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,338 - You ever seen a Schnoodle? - Put your jibbs in. 203 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:25,277 Have some fucking self-respect. - Thanks for the Martoonie, hon. 204 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:27,615 - Bro. If you leave that spitter on the table... 205 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,154 - It's not even on the table! It's in my hand. 206 00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:32,525 - Well, it's up your ass if I see it on the table! 207 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,896 - Holy! So dumb. 208 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,168 - Boy, she's a firecracker. 209 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:38,537 - You ever had Ritz-Bitz? 210 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:40,874 - Well, boys, you know, you could outsource... 211 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,612 - Michaels, shut the fuck... - Wait. 212 00:08:43,146 --> 00:08:45,451 What do you mean? - Like, farm it out. 213 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,855 - What is this, another line from Greenbow, Alabama? 214 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:50,160 - Well, no, but if you can't take care of the guys yourself, 215 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,798 you know, there's dudes in Sudbury that can take care of this shit. 216 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,072 - You sure you wanna go down this road? 217 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:58,677 - I just wanna help the team. - You must. 218 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:00,447 - What are you gonna do, me son? 219 00:09:00,547 --> 00:09:02,818 - Well... my ex-sweetie is a Policetti. 220 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,489 - A what? - Yeah, and her brothers 221 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:05,991 are the infamous Sudbury Policettis. 222 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:09,699 - Her brothers are super weird. - Yeah, no on goes near them. 223 00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:12,438 - Well, the word "Police" is right in their last name, 224 00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:14,175 which is a good place to start the conversation. 225 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:15,511 - Bad dudes. 226 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:19,017 - Well, other than being enforcers, I mean, 227 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,321 just the fucking look of them is like... 228 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,856 - Yeah, they look a bit like they've maybe touched 229 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:24,329 an animal's junk before. - Now, b'ys, if they're as bad 230 00:09:24,429 --> 00:09:26,633 as he says they are, why don't we stay where we're to 231 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,172 and leave them where they're at? - Well, no, they like me. 232 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:31,176 Well, I mean, other than the fact I had to kind of 233 00:09:31,276 --> 00:09:32,578 walk gingerly when I was dating Mercedes, but... 234 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:34,549 - Yeah, she's the one who gave Sanguinet a squeezer 235 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,886 off the side of our party island in Wasaga Beach. 236 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:38,690 - Wasaga's unbelievable. 237 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,294 - Okay, but guys... 238 00:09:40,394 --> 00:09:42,798 They will be at the Caruso Club tonight. 239 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,070 Let's go. - Who, me? 240 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,106 - No. - Me? 241 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,108 - No. 242 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,510 - No. - Me? 243 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:49,645 - No. 244 00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:51,750 - Sanguinet. 245 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,389 I don't think I've seen you since last summer. 246 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:57,228 No, it was Mister Prime Rib. 247 00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,732 - Mercedes. - Hey, dude. 248 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,071 - How are you? - What are you doing later? 249 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:04,041 - We've got a problem and we need your help. 250 00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:05,344 - I know, but he's your problem now. 251 00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:07,314 - I was so loyal to you, Mercedes. 252 00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,085 - I know, dude. Way too loyal. 253 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:10,487 It's like you were stuck to me. 254 00:10:10,587 --> 00:10:12,124 Why do you think I called you "birthmark Michaels"? 255 00:10:12,224 --> 00:10:13,994 - We've gotta win the last two games of the season. 256 00:10:14,095 --> 00:10:16,733 Some dudes are messing with our studs away from the rink. 257 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,737 - Hm. - So, we need... 258 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,574 - The Policettis? - Yeah. 259 00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:22,078 - Yeah, they ain't giving it away. 260 00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:24,649 - Well, we have money. - Pff, no, you don't. 261 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:26,619 Hold on. 262 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:35,738 - Fuck. 263 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:42,084 - Okay, we'll help you. - How much? 264 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,720 - There will be no exchange of cash. 265 00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:45,391 - Then what? 266 00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:47,461 - Only an exchange of goods. - So? 267 00:10:47,561 --> 00:10:49,332 - My brothers want season tickets. 268 00:10:49,432 --> 00:10:51,068 - But there's only two games left in the season? 269 00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:52,538 - Yeah, but they want to be seated 270 00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:53,473 amongst the season-ticket holders. 271 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:54,709 - That's a pretty big place... 272 00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:55,944 - Shoulder to shoulder. 273 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,015 - Why do they want that? 274 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,890 - Because... my brothers are fucking weird. Look at them. 275 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,297 - Yeah, they are, alright. 276 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:07,802 - Looks like they're holding something in their mouth that tastes awful. 277 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,572 Nobody wants to be around them. They just wanna feel 278 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,242 like they're a part of something, you know? 279 00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:12,845 You help them out, they'll help you out. 280 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:15,184 - Okay, well we can talk to Nat, and then we'll... 281 00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:17,488 - Done! - Ah. Grazie. 282 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,992 - Thank you, Mercedes. 283 00:11:20,094 --> 00:11:23,433 - Oh, um, I also want Sanguinet. 284 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:25,022 - You look like a skank, Nat. - Well, what the fuck, Danis? 285 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,326 Aki always says, "Clean yourself up," 286 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:27,695 and you always say, "You look like a skank." 287 00:12:27,795 --> 00:12:30,634 - Ziig looks like a skank. - Good afternoon, Aki. 288 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:33,173 - You're unfit for that outfit. What do you think, Nina? 289 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:35,744 - It stinks. - But Miigs is cute. 290 00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,147 - Thank you, Danis. 291 00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:38,483 - Ziig looks like a straight ho though. 292 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,220 - Don't forget Nat. - I thought this was 293 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,157 a happy medium. - Then you're sadly stupid. 294 00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:45,764 - Ziig, your makeup looks like somebody farted it onto your face. 295 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,136 - Thank you, Aki. - What do you think, Nina? 296 00:12:48,236 --> 00:12:49,572 - Hot garbage. 297 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,476 - Ladies. - That's a stretch. 298 00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:52,811 - I'll start by saying... 299 00:12:52,912 --> 00:12:54,482 - Sorry, we got the dumbest sluts in the league? 300 00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:56,486 - You've got dumb, ugly sluts, Nat. 301 00:12:56,586 --> 00:13:00,227 - Yeah, we did, but we beefed up and, 302 00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:02,164 not sure if you heard, we beat Timmins. 303 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,700 - Congratulations. Winning one game 304 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,804 doesn't make your sluts less dumb and ugly. 305 00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:08,410 - You're the worst team in the history of the NOSHO. 306 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:09,412 - Fuck's sakes. 307 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:10,747 - The porta-potty of the league. 308 00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:13,753 - What do you think, Nina? - A dog's breakfast. 309 00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:17,328 - And what the fuck is the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 310 00:13:17,428 --> 00:13:18,763 - Troubleshooting, Danis. 311 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:20,968 - The Sudbury Cabbage Patch Lollipop Kids 312 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,238 would sound tougher. 313 00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,442 - Ziig, here's my advice. - Okay. 314 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,011 - Be more like Miig. 315 00:13:26,112 --> 00:13:29,385 - Ladies, respectfully, how's this shaking down? 316 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:31,289 There's been a brawl... - There's brawls 317 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,725 and then there's warm-up brawls. 318 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,662 And I think the distinction's important. 319 00:13:34,762 --> 00:13:36,833 - Your sluts started the first warm-up brawl 320 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,272 NOSHO has seen in a real long time. 321 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,242 - Danis, we... - Do you know how long, Nat? 322 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,945 - No. - It would have been 323 00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:45,117 two full seasons if it weren't for the Sudbury Finding Nemos. 324 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:47,655 - We didn't start it! - North Bay's whole fucking team 325 00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:49,358 was on the ice, they came into our tunnel! 326 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,928 - Should I show them the pictures of the sluts? 327 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,798 - How can you say we started a brawl in warm-up 328 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,871 when they had their whole team on the ice and we only had one guy? 329 00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:57,408 - Who was the guy? 330 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,781 The North Bay Norsemen could be the North Bay Backdoor 331 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,820 Hair Pull Shit Head Sucker Punch Snake Weasels. 332 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,326 If Shoresy's on the other team, we know who started it. 333 00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,763 - And once the papers get it, it's ugly for us. 334 00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:12,003 It's a shit stain. - A giant skid mark. 335 00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:13,340 - What do you think, Nina? 336 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,877 - It's a Canada's Wonderland diaper disposal. 337 00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:21,889 - But how your mother would have loved it, Nathalie. 338 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,029 She was... 339 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,033 That was a woman. 340 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,071 - Do you remember what she said to me 341 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,409 when I accused your sluts of taking steroids? 342 00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:33,713 - "Lick my twat, leather face." 343 00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:35,550 - Remember her quote in the Timmins paper 344 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:37,454 after their fans graffitied your bus? 345 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,360 - "I've painted toilet bowls better." 346 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,233 - Do you remember what she said to us when we suspended eight 347 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,339 of your players for going into the stands in Sault Ste. Marie? 348 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:49,945 - "You suck so much Soo dick, 349 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:51,816 their pubes are in your moustache." 350 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,288 - We know why you're fighting for this, Nat. 351 00:14:54,388 --> 00:14:56,259 We know why you're rallying. 352 00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:57,961 - She'd be proud. 353 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:04,075 - I see yous have got bums back in seats! 354 00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:07,013 - Quarter full. - Hockey brings people together. 355 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,583 - I'd say an eighth, but... 356 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,487 - Too bad you started a brawl. 357 00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:11,856 - If you can't win, don't play. 358 00:15:11,956 --> 00:15:14,762 - That Shoresy's a rat's pimply, puckered asshole. 359 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:17,801 But we can't lay blame on the Bulldogs 360 00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:20,173 when only one of yous was on the ice. 361 00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,747 - I think it's safe to say we're all a little tired 362 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:26,419 of the Soo being at the top. Aki? 363 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,957 - I'm a bit fatigued. What do you think, Nina? 364 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,360 - It's crap. 365 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,596 - We're gonna give you the win 366 00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:33,533 on the account of North Bay starting the brawl. 367 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,105 - Thank you, Danis. - Nice manners, Miigs. 368 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,643 - See? That's why we like your sister so much, Ziig. 369 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,447 Get your fucking shoulders back. 370 00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:42,851 - You better believe we're fining you 5. 371 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,789 That's 2500 for the N'Swakamok Friendship 372 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:47,494 Centre downtown as usual. Good, Nat? 373 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:48,830 - Good enough. 374 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,575 - Now, show us those pictures of your sluts. 375 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:59,251 - Any of the new ones good-looking? 376 00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,089 - Sanguinet's by far the cutest. 377 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:02,491 - What about that Dolo? 378 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,495 - I've seen a video of him singing a rap. 379 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,632 - Ah, it's just rappin', Ak. 380 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,505 - Picture the rope, eh? 381 00:16:09,605 --> 00:16:10,874 - Aren't you a dyke? 382 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,246 Two minutes, unsportsmanlike conduct! 383 00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:15,617 - For what?! - For what? 384 00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,721 - Just fucking around, Shoresy. I know I submarined him. 385 00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:19,992 - You guys are playing like fucking idiots tonight. 386 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,996 - I'm still fired up from the donny the other night. 387 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:23,767 I dumped an entire Coke Zero on Keller. 388 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,771 - Are you kidding me? - No, bud. I soaked him. 389 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:27,808 - No, I meant about drinking Coke Zero. 390 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,111 You watching your calories, Susan? 391 00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:30,680 - There were like 100 people hanging out 392 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,451 in front of the rink after smoking ciggies. 393 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:33,887 - What are you talking about, ciggies? 394 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:35,424 You sound like a fucking narc, Liam. 395 00:16:35,524 --> 00:16:36,492 - Yeah, they're meeting there 396 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:37,895 before game one against the Soo. 397 00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:40,801 - You seri, dog? - There's a Facebook group. 398 00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,604 - We have a booster club? 399 00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:44,241 - Yeah, we're calling it the bluester club. 400 00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:45,510 - Oh my God. 401 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:46,913 - Since you're the Blueberry Bulldogs. 402 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,983 - Yeah, I know, Liam, you fucking cadet. 403 00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:50,052 - Fucking nerd. 404 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,324 - That is the goofiest shit I have ever heard. 405 00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,929 - Members in the triple digits, bud, and I'm one of the admins. 406 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:58,203 - Oh my God, close the door. That is fucking awful, Liam. 407 00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:03,079 - I heard the admins get a ton of ass, Liam. Is that true? 408 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:17,608 - Gentlemen, I'd like to offer my deepest 409 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,180 and sincerest apologies for being a turkey. 410 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:24,522 This is Greg. He'd like to apologize for being an ass. 411 00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:29,398 And this is Jason, he'd like to apologize for acting coocoo. 412 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,137 Will you accept our apologies? 413 00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:34,040 - Yup. - Yes, b'y. 414 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,078 - Thank you, it won't happen again. 415 00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:38,850 Angelo Policetti and his brother Luca Policetti 416 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,587 are headed to the arena now. 417 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:42,925 They rented a limousine for the occasion. 418 00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:47,267 The Policetti brothers would like to give you a ride to your game. 419 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,947 Gentlemen. 420 00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,694 We'll escort you there. 421 00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:06,739 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 422 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:10,680 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 423 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:14,455 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 424 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,467 - Boys. 425 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,738 - Atta boy, Michaels. 426 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:27,648 - Hockey brings people together. - Settle down. 427 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:37,367 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 428 00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,132 - Hey, what's your love language? 429 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,637 You like coffee so much, why don't you let me take you 430 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,142 to Salute for some blended caramel "segnatos". 431 00:18:58,243 --> 00:18:59,778 - They don't serve it how I like. 432 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:02,150 - Hey, you ever had a Cadbury Cream Egg cafe au lait? 433 00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:04,521 - You seem pretty chill for a guy about to play the Soo. 434 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,492 - The who? - The Soo are so fucking good. 435 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:08,663 - What, fucking, did Roberta Bondar join up or something? 436 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:09,999 Huh? 437 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,602 - How's Nat handling the pressure? 438 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,773 - What pressure? - You finally got bums in seats, 439 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,644 but you've announced you're folding if you lose. 440 00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:16,979 - Well, good thing we'll never lose again. 441 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,416 - You got the Soo back-to-back. 442 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:19,885 - Well, we're in our barn. 443 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:21,989 - Smile. 444 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:23,993 Why do you have your tooth in? 445 00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,563 - Well, I'd figure I'd run into ya. 446 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,999 - You should leave it out. 447 00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:32,878 Never mind. - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 448 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:34,715 I think I know what that is. 449 00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:37,019 - What what is? - That's a chink in the armour. 450 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,456 - If I can't write that expression anymore, 451 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:39,692 I'm pretty sure you can't say it. 452 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,462 - Hey, why don't I go home and dip us 453 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:42,764 some fruit in chocolate for later? 454 00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,501 - Sensing some blood in the water, eh? 455 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,439 - I hope you know I've been watching YouTube tutorials 456 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:49,411 on how to rub your feet good. - You going in for the kill? 457 00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:51,682 - Oh, you give me a moment, I'll make it last a lifetime, 458 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:54,188 I swear to God, I'd be so good to ya. 459 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,392 Hey, Laura. - Yeah? 460 00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:59,131 - I'm gonna shoot my fucking shot with you one of these days. 461 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,369 - Break a leg! - You better fucking look out, 462 00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:04,241 it's gonna be you and me and a whole table of dim sum. 463 00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:07,948 Doesn't that sound good? - Shoresy! Come here. 464 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,563 - Now just what is the meaning of this, me son? 465 00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,033 - Hey, how do you like your present 466 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,271 from the Blueberry Festival. Just what you always wanted, eh? 467 00:20:19,371 --> 00:20:21,609 A little exercise. - Do they know it's Senior 468 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,246 Whale Shit hockey? - Senior Triple A. 469 00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:26,118 - Whale shit all the same. - Hey, you got a dip? 470 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:27,587 - B'ys, no one's gonna use this. 471 00:20:27,688 --> 00:20:29,224 - I don't know, I might get a few reps 472 00:20:29,325 --> 00:20:30,894 on these bad... - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 473 00:20:30,994 --> 00:20:32,864 - What? - Check out the Soo's roster. 474 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:36,238 - Oh, fuck, what studs they get back from Europe now? 475 00:20:37,174 --> 00:20:39,611 Who the fuck are these guys? - Their affiliates. 476 00:20:40,045 --> 00:20:41,816 - The Soo sent us their call-ups? 477 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,020 - That, and their goons. Saving the studs for playoffs. 478 00:20:44,121 --> 00:20:45,557 Didn't even bring their good tendy. 479 00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:48,162 - Good w! - Fuckin' A. 480 00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:49,932 But since we're never losing again, 481 00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,702 may as well start getting the boys inspired. 482 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,272 Long-term strategy. - Got a little twinkle 483 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,176 in your eye there, Sanger, what are you thinkin'? 484 00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:57,046 - Oldie, but a goodie. - What's the plan? 485 00:20:57,147 --> 00:21:00,220 - Us... against the world. 486 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,724 They're fucking affiliate players, they're call-ups! 487 00:21:02,824 --> 00:21:04,561 - Has anything ever made you so mad as that? 488 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:07,167 - That's how much the Soo Cyclones respect you guys. 489 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,071 - May as well have sent us their sisters. 490 00:21:09,171 --> 00:21:11,542 - That's how seriously the Soo Cyclones take you guys. 491 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,788 - They think they're coming in here to push us around 492 00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:19,124 and take an easy two points? 493 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:20,994 - This is a 60-mile float down a lazy river 494 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,065 for these guys, boys. What the fuck is that? 495 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,570 - Not in our barn! - We're gonna show these guys 496 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,974 that nothing comes easy in the Sudbury Arena anymore. 497 00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:29,244 And guess how we're doing it? 498 00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:31,449 - What have you got, Sanger? What have you got?! 499 00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:33,252 - Jim! You ready? - Yeah. 500 00:21:33,352 --> 00:21:34,788 - Good, cause you're fucking going! 501 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,360 Jim, you ready? - Ready! 502 00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:38,830 - Good, cause you're fucking going! 503 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,302 Jim, you ready? - Ready. 504 00:21:41,402 --> 00:21:43,139 Good, 'cause you're going! 505 00:21:43,239 --> 00:21:45,243 Dolo, got your legs on ya? - Brr! 506 00:21:45,343 --> 00:21:46,712 You're going! 507 00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:48,282 Hitch, you feeling the puck tonight? 508 00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:49,184 - Yes, b'y! 509 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:50,754 - Good, 'cause you're fucking going! 510 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,591 And between the pipes, 511 00:21:52,691 --> 00:21:53,960 we've got the guy who never misses. 512 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,697 That's why they call him Marksman Michaels, 513 00:21:55,797 --> 00:21:57,334 are you ready?! - I'm ready, Sanger! 514 00:21:57,434 --> 00:22:00,473 Let's fucking go, boys! 515 00:22:04,415 --> 00:22:06,152 - We're gonna show these cocky Soo fucks 516 00:22:06,252 --> 00:22:09,023 what happens when you disrespect this team, in this city, 517 00:22:09,124 --> 00:22:11,495 at this barn on a mother-fucking Sudbury Saturday night!