1 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,868 - Bonjour, tout le monde, 2 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,639 welcome back to Questionable Call, 3 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:23,643 brought to you by Bro Dude Energy. 4 00:00:23,743 --> 00:00:25,580 I'm your host Anik Archambault 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,884 alongside panellists Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"... 6 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,521 - Onrait! - And the man they call RA. 7 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:31,392 As we bring this episode to a close, 8 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:32,794 we thought we'd update the audience, 9 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:35,266 as well as our panel, on what's become a bit 10 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,137 of a fan favourite topic around here. 11 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,573 - Ah, Shoresy. - Shoresy! 12 00:00:38,673 --> 00:00:40,076 - Shoresy? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 13 00:00:40,176 --> 00:00:42,481 - Our boys had a busy few weeks up in the NOSHO. 14 00:00:42,581 --> 00:00:43,916 - I don't doubt it, Anik. 15 00:00:44,018 --> 00:00:47,090 - After losing 20 games, he publicly declared 16 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:51,065 that the team would never lose again. If they lose, they fold. 17 00:00:51,165 --> 00:00:53,971 - So they folded? - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 18 00:00:54,071 --> 00:00:57,210 have won 3 straight, with one game remaining on the campaign. 19 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,780 - Two's a streak. - Hold on. 20 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,020 - Yeah, last time I checked, the Bulldogs weren't... garnished. 21 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,725 - The Blueberry Bulldogs? - You heard it here first. 22 00:01:04,825 --> 00:01:06,529 - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 23 00:01:06,629 --> 00:01:07,999 - Turn up your hearing aid, Jay. 24 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,170 - The Fruitcup Fox Terriers would sound tougher! 25 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,439 - Dingleberry Dachshunds. 26 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,776 - What did he do for the Ws? Bomb threat? 27 00:01:13,876 --> 00:01:15,213 - Blackmail? - Steroids? 28 00:01:15,313 --> 00:01:16,649 - Wouldn't put any of it past him. 29 00:01:16,749 --> 00:01:19,321 - So, if they lose the final, the fold. 30 00:01:19,421 --> 00:01:20,991 So what happens if they win? 31 00:01:21,092 --> 00:01:23,496 - I think the question is, what happens if they never lose? 32 00:01:23,596 --> 00:01:25,600 - They win a ship. - They're in a double-header 33 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,904 against first-place Soo Ste. Marie to run off the season, 34 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,410 and they beat 'em up pretty good in game one. 35 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:32,381 - The Soo, they're always so good. 36 00:01:32,481 --> 00:01:33,649 - Oui, mademoiselle. 37 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,320 But the big story out of Sudbury, 38 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,522 is that they may have poked the bear. 39 00:01:36,622 --> 00:01:38,192 - Don't poke the bear. 40 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:40,563 - The Soo are resting their big wheels for playoffs, but now, 41 00:01:40,663 --> 00:01:42,434 the big wheels will play the season finale. 42 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:44,671 - Don't poke the bear. - Yeah, sometimes, 43 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,042 it's best to just let the big boy sleep. 44 00:01:46,142 --> 00:01:48,579 - Yeah, no. They may be the Bluebally Bulldogs, 45 00:01:48,679 --> 00:01:50,683 but they're still from Sudbury. 46 00:01:50,784 --> 00:01:52,788 - Sudbury's as tough a town as you've ever been in. 47 00:01:52,888 --> 00:01:55,193 - And, Sudbury's loaded up and won three straight. 48 00:01:55,293 --> 00:01:57,764 - There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 49 00:01:57,864 --> 00:02:00,103 - Hit the showers, Onrait. - Respectfully! 50 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,641 - So, who's the bear? 51 00:02:26,489 --> 00:02:28,025 - Why are you looking at me like that? 52 00:02:28,126 --> 00:02:30,263 - Like what? - Like it's the first time 53 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:31,499 you've ever seen me. 54 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:33,302 - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 55 00:02:33,836 --> 00:02:35,673 - You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet. 56 00:02:36,175 --> 00:02:37,177 - Thanks. 57 00:02:37,844 --> 00:02:41,919 - You know, I remember the first time I saw you. 58 00:02:43,256 --> 00:02:44,458 Do you? 59 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,838 Well if we loses the game, we loses the team. 60 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,609 There's nothin' you can do's about it, no b'y. 61 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:27,677 It's all got to be. 62 00:03:29,047 --> 00:03:30,550 - Hey, we're leading the league now, eh bud? 63 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:32,420 - In what? Passes into the skates? 64 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:33,789 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - In what? 65 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,059 Clappies into the shin pads? 66 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,929 Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts are calling you 67 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,833 Mark Scheifele-Stempniak. - Fuck you. 68 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:40,803 - Do you have a tough friend here or something, Cor? 69 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,174 - We're in... - Huh? 70 00:03:42,274 --> 00:03:43,876 Like, do you know somebody here who's tough? 71 00:03:43,977 --> 00:03:45,647 'Cause you're not. - We're first, idiot. 72 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,584 - What's more important is that you're continuing 73 00:03:47,684 --> 00:03:49,254 to grow as a person. - First in the league. 74 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,625 - That's great, Cor, but did you know that Clearasil 75 00:03:51,725 --> 00:03:53,596 removes dirt and oil from your pores 76 00:03:53,696 --> 00:03:55,466 leaving your skin feeling smooth and refreshed? 77 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:56,802 - Undefeated in three, bud, 78 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:58,272 taking a page out of the Bulldogs' book. 79 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,543 - Well, look at you, Liam, you've put the cute in Accutane. 80 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:02,013 - You worried you poked the bear? 81 00:04:02,113 --> 00:04:03,883 - Who's the bear? - The Soo is so good. 82 00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:06,021 - The Soo poked the bear when they dressed a team 83 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,924 of call-ups against a team on a win streak. 84 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:10,430 - You weren't on a streak. - Two's a streak, you bozo. 85 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:12,000 - The second was a disqualification. 86 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,971 - Yeah, well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 87 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:15,773 - Just cut the lip. - Yeah, cut the lip, 88 00:04:15,874 --> 00:04:17,477 "pimplestiltskin", you'll get a break out. 89 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:19,949 - When are you changing your name to the White Grape Weimaraners? 90 00:04:20,049 --> 00:04:23,289 - When you change your name to the Sudbury Blackhead... 91 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,228 Dermabrasions, you fucking pepperoni face. 92 00:04:27,697 --> 00:04:29,701 - Your chirp game needs work. - Huh? 93 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:31,672 - You didn't chirp one guy last game, my man. 94 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,843 - Yeah, I did, what are you fucking talking about? 95 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:36,115 Why are you sitting right beside me? 96 00:04:36,215 --> 00:04:37,384 - I mean... - Huh? 97 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:38,452 - I mean, you didn't chirp 98 00:04:38,553 --> 00:04:40,256 one guy on our team last night. 99 00:04:41,592 --> 00:04:43,029 Decent result. 100 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,600 - Decent? - Big dub. 101 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:46,970 - Big W. - Real big W. 102 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,673 - Real big dub now. - All the boys firing. 103 00:04:48,773 --> 00:04:50,877 - The useless played like... 104 00:04:50,978 --> 00:04:53,516 - Useful. - Hm. Wouldn't go that far. 105 00:04:53,616 --> 00:04:55,853 Your leg is touching my leg now. 106 00:04:55,955 --> 00:04:58,759 - Positivity's the superior motivator, my man. 107 00:04:58,859 --> 00:05:00,830 I think you're learning. 108 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,705 - Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker. 109 00:05:05,273 --> 00:05:07,877 - He has a mouth on him. - No argument there. 110 00:05:07,979 --> 00:05:09,748 - Is he still pushing up on you? 111 00:05:09,848 --> 00:05:11,151 - The consistency's kind of charming. 112 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:13,789 - He can step on a landmine and talk himself out of it. 113 00:05:13,889 --> 00:05:15,927 - I know you have a soft spot for him. 114 00:05:16,328 --> 00:05:17,397 - I do. 115 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,036 - I love that photo. 116 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,507 - It's not just him. 117 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:24,878 It's hockey players. - Why? 118 00:05:24,979 --> 00:05:27,050 - They take losing so personally. 119 00:05:27,717 --> 00:05:31,659 They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. 120 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:33,396 They take that burden off of their teammates. 121 00:05:33,496 --> 00:05:37,103 "I fucked up, I cost us the game. I need to be better." 122 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,908 But when they win, it's never personal. 123 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:42,480 They never take credit. They never say "I." 124 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:43,883 They share it. 125 00:05:43,984 --> 00:05:45,787 In other sports, it's, "Me, me, me." 126 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,092 But in hockey, it's "We". 127 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:50,029 It's a team. - You trying to write 128 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:51,899 the piece for me? 129 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:58,179 - They can be irritating at times, and... over the top. 130 00:05:58,279 --> 00:05:59,514 But they're... 131 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:01,719 - Dumb? - Ugly? 132 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,089 - They're sluts. 133 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:05,961 But there's a humbleness there and a responsibility. 134 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,099 I respect it. - If it's a loss tonight, 135 00:06:08,199 --> 00:06:09,735 will you take responsibility? 136 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,809 - If we lose, we fold. - Even if it's a packed barn? 137 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,613 - We do what we say we're gonna do. 138 00:06:15,713 --> 00:06:17,384 - You already printed it, didn't you? 139 00:06:17,484 --> 00:06:19,321 - Is that a problem? 140 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:28,773 - Whew! Smells like some of that pakalolo dank in here. 141 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:30,276 Ya got a dip? 142 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,516 Why are your fuckin'... 143 00:06:36,822 --> 00:06:37,958 Who? 144 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,630 - Tit fucker. - Big Sexy. 145 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:41,933 Who is it? 146 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,008 Hey, Frankie, I'm doing a Krispy Kreme run... 147 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:48,312 Tabarnak, Shoresy! 148 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:52,487 - Who is that? 149 00:06:53,522 --> 00:06:55,660 - Is she pretty? - She's super fucking pretty. 150 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,897 - Is she hot? - She's super fucking hot. 151 00:06:57,998 --> 00:06:59,668 A bit young, but... 152 00:06:59,768 --> 00:07:01,138 - Yeah. - Tit fucker. 153 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:02,107 - Big Sexy! 154 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:03,909 - It's not Laurence? - No. 155 00:07:04,778 --> 00:07:06,014 - No. - How do you know? 156 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:07,717 - She doesn't have red hair. - No?! 157 00:07:07,817 --> 00:07:08,987 - No. - What colour is her hair? 158 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:10,323 - Who fucking cares? 159 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:13,964 - You got a dip? - What? 160 00:07:14,064 --> 00:07:16,368 - Got a dip? I need a dip. - It's in there. 161 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:17,804 Fuck off. 162 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,608 - JJ? - Tit fucker! 163 00:07:20,676 --> 00:07:22,013 JJ! 164 00:07:22,113 --> 00:07:23,783 - Tit fucker. - Big Sexy! 165 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:25,853 Shoresy! 166 00:07:28,826 --> 00:07:30,163 Goldy! 167 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:31,698 - Where's Goody? 168 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:35,773 And, the last one, whatever your fucking name is. 169 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,310 - B'y, she don't even know me name. 170 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:38,813 Um, Twelve Inch Cunt. 171 00:07:38,913 --> 00:07:40,516 Been called worse. 172 00:07:40,616 --> 00:07:42,353 Just, open the door. 173 00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:44,658 - Yeah, so. 174 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:52,140 - Where's JJ? - Tit fucker! 175 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,177 - Who said that? - Big Sexy. 176 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:56,014 - Where's JJ? 177 00:07:56,115 --> 00:07:57,650 - Tit fucker. - Go easy, Big Sex. 178 00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,156 - Look, I know he's in there with Lysandre Nadeau, okay? 179 00:08:01,225 --> 00:08:03,162 - What colour's her hair? - How do you know? 180 00:08:03,262 --> 00:08:04,498 - Because her Range Ro... - Huh? 181 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:07,637 - Because her Range Rover is parked out front. 182 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:10,877 - So dumb. - JJ! 183 00:08:10,978 --> 00:08:12,213 Tit fucker! 184 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:14,117 - Big Sexual? 185 00:08:21,231 --> 00:08:24,271 Goody, you got a dip? - Settle down. 186 00:08:37,497 --> 00:08:38,499 - Laurence! 187 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:44,177 - You tell him to come get his Siamese cat, 188 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,381 because I'm leaving it outside my front door. 189 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,450 - Laurence! 190 00:08:54,064 --> 00:08:56,568 - Fucking Frankie has a Siamese cat? 191 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,243 That's cultural appropriation. 192 00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:03,649 Fucking loser. 193 00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:12,066 Need you lights fuckin' out tonight, Michaels. 194 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,135 - That's why they call me... 195 00:09:13,235 --> 00:09:14,337 Fuck's sake, Shoresy. - Grab the Jims. 196 00:09:14,437 --> 00:09:15,740 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 197 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,976 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 198 00:09:17,076 --> 00:09:17,911 - Jim. - Yeah. 199 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:18,913 - Jim. - Hi. 200 00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:20,116 - Jim. - Pretty good, Shoresy. 201 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,053 Wait, what'd you say? - Come here. 202 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:24,524 - Alright, Jim. - Yeah. 203 00:09:24,624 --> 00:09:25,626 - Jim. - Hi. 204 00:09:25,726 --> 00:09:26,695 - Jim. - Sup, Sanger? 205 00:09:26,795 --> 00:09:27,730 What's going on, buddy? 206 00:09:27,831 --> 00:09:28,934 - You guys have been huge for us, 207 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,136 helped us swing momentum, 208 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,338 change the course of the game. 209 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,942 You've been instrumental these past three dubs. 210 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:35,046 - And he means it, you've been critical, Jim. 211 00:09:35,146 --> 00:09:36,081 - Yeah. - Jim. 212 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:37,450 - Thank you. - Jim. 213 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:39,120 - Thanks a lot, Shoresy. I really appreciate it. 214 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:40,890 - But the Soo are dressing their studs tonight. 215 00:09:40,991 --> 00:09:43,295 Priority is to run 'em up, not fill 'em in. 216 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:45,366 So, I'll largely be parkin' ya. 217 00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:51,044 - Yeah, so. 218 00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:52,881 Jim. 219 00:09:52,982 --> 00:09:54,751 - We know our role, boys. 220 00:09:54,851 --> 00:09:57,123 - Jim? - Love our role, boys. 221 00:09:58,459 --> 00:09:59,327 - Jim? 222 00:09:59,427 --> 00:10:01,064 - When the boys need us, we'll be there. 223 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:03,602 - Fucking Jims are such fucking beauties. 224 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,074 All the time, they're so good... 225 00:10:06,174 --> 00:10:08,112 Hold on a second, it's driving me fucking crazy. 226 00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:11,752 Hey! What are you doing? - Whata y'at? 227 00:10:11,852 --> 00:10:12,988 - Huh? 228 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:14,691 The bikes. - Settle down. 229 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:15,660 - The biking. 230 00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:17,697 Yes, those bikes, quit it. 231 00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:20,169 - I mean, we got three bikes and you don't want no bikin'? 232 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:21,672 - Well, I can barely hear the Jims. 233 00:10:21,772 --> 00:10:23,676 It's turned into a bit of a fucking moment here. 234 00:10:26,548 --> 00:10:28,185 Yeah, but the coach is talking. 235 00:10:28,285 --> 00:10:30,089 And if the coach is talking, you shouldn't be biking. 236 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:31,892 - B'y, I've seen plenty a b'y bikin' 237 00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:33,896 when the coaches is talkin'. - What? 238 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:35,633 - You ever bike BMX? 239 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,103 - I'm about done with the Jims 240 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,241 and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the boys biking. 241 00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:41,278 Let's get the blood flowing, love to see it, 242 00:10:41,378 --> 00:10:42,814 get your legs under ya. - Well... 243 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:45,686 Are they good for biking on? - She's pretty good bikin'. 244 00:10:45,786 --> 00:10:46,788 - You like that bike too? 245 00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:49,361 Are they all the same bike? 246 00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:53,636 - Shoresy. One slut, two slut, three slut. Where's your fourth? 247 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,172 - Running late. - Why? 248 00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:56,808 - 'Cause manatees move slow. 249 00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:58,245 - He'll be here. 250 00:10:58,345 --> 00:10:59,681 - He fucking better be, Sanguinet. 251 00:10:59,781 --> 00:11:02,287 - GM wants to see you. - You too, Sanguinet. 252 00:11:05,593 --> 00:11:08,165 - Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike. 253 00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:10,938 - You haven't lost. - We'll never lose again. 254 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,640 - Don't count your chickens, slut. 255 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,411 - You've got bums in seats. 256 00:11:14,511 --> 00:11:15,846 - More than an eighth full tonight? 257 00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:18,185 - Approaching a quarter. - Oh, you know who'd love that? 258 00:11:19,621 --> 00:11:21,391 - I got you something to mark the occasion. 259 00:11:21,491 --> 00:11:24,564 - I'd give Sanger a blowie for a fresh dip right about now. 260 00:11:25,599 --> 00:11:28,405 - Your new sweater. - Oh my God, what fucking 261 00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:31,078 Sudbury exports hopped on board now? 262 00:11:31,178 --> 00:11:32,714 We'll be the fucking... 263 00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:35,152 fucking... Porchetta Puggles? 264 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:38,726 Are we the fucking Big Nickel Basenji's? 265 00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:43,235 What, the fucking Peppi Panini Portuguese Podengos? 266 00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,726 - Told the boys you got the C back. 267 00:11:55,826 --> 00:11:57,263 They love it. 268 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,467 - Congrats, cap. 269 00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:02,674 But if you lose, we fold. 270 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,481 Where the fuck is JJ? 271 00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,352 - What happened to elephants move slow, my man? 272 00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,256 - I said manatees. And if he chased her 273 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,860 all the way back to Quebec, that fucking sperm whale. 274 00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:14,564 - Hey, Fish is ready. 275 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:16,768 He's paid the price for this team. 276 00:12:16,868 --> 00:12:19,674 He plays his role and has done exactly what we asked of him. 277 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:22,747 And if JJ's not here... - Well, go fucking tell him. 278 00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:24,651 - You tell him. 279 00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:27,457 - It's your fucking stupid idea, why don't you go tell him? 280 00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:28,926 - I remember the days when players 281 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:30,363 listened to their coaches and... 282 00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:32,133 - I remember when coaches had good ideas, Sanguinet. 283 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,504 Hey, Fish, you got a dip? - Nope. 284 00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:36,808 - That's going great. You're playing with me and Goody. 285 00:12:36,908 --> 00:12:38,445 - Why? - Who fucking cares?! 286 00:12:38,545 --> 00:12:39,982 - Shoresy! - Just till JJ gets here. 287 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:41,852 - Where's JJ? - Oh, we can't find him 288 00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:45,192 right now which is a bit embarrassing 'cause he's big as the moon, but... 289 00:12:47,263 --> 00:12:48,599 Yeah, so... 290 00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:52,073 Noticed you sacrificing your body for the boys out there. 291 00:12:52,173 --> 00:12:53,842 Paying the price. 292 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:56,681 It's almost like you love winning. 293 00:12:57,183 --> 00:12:59,487 - No. I hate losing. 294 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:03,095 - Fish, you ready? - Ready, Sanger! 295 00:13:03,195 --> 00:13:04,965 Good, 'cause you're goin'! 296 00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,368 Goody, you ready? - Ready, Sanger. 297 00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:08,238 Good, 'cause you're going. 298 00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:09,474 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y. 299 00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:11,211 Good, 'cause you're goin'! 300 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:12,680 Dolo, you ready? 301 00:13:13,415 --> 00:13:14,751 You're goin'! 302 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:15,853 And hey, boys, 303 00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:19,027 captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 304 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,068 Shoresy, you ready?! 305 00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,005 - Give your balls a tug, tit fucker! 306 00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:27,677 You're fucking going! 307 00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:29,581 And Michaels. 308 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,286 Sorry I got a squeezy from your sweetie 309 00:13:32,386 --> 00:13:34,657 off the side of a party island in Wasaga Beach, buddy. 310 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,868 - I think she was yours all along, buddy. 311 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,505 - You ready? - Always, Sanger. 312 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:43,542 You're going! 313 00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:46,815 Season finale, boys, let's run 'em up! Whew! 314 00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:23,475 - These guys are so fucking good. 315 00:15:31,358 --> 00:15:33,528 - These guys are so fucking good. 316 00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:40,476 - Remy Nadeau. 317 00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:50,095 - Fucking sorry, guys. - It's not your fault, Michaels, 318 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,131 we're letting 'em pepper ya'. 319 00:15:51,231 --> 00:15:52,333 - Those guys are so fucking good. 320 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:53,902 - Holy fuck. 321 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,641 - Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 322 00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:59,547 - Boys, you can't score goals if you don't shoot the puck. 323 00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:01,718 Shoot the fucking puck! 324 00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,288 Holy fuck, holy fuck. 325 00:16:46,474 --> 00:16:47,945 - Fuck. - Fuck! 326 00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:49,080 - Fuck! 327 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,753 - Give 'em the Jims? - What, so they can fight 328 00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:55,025 and fucking go to the box, Sanger? 329 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:59,067 Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking die and we need goals. 330 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:03,041 And get the fucking door next time, you're fucking useless. 331 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:22,146 - They poked the bear. - Poked the bear. 332 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,919 - Remy Nadeau. 333 00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:28,025 - Don't poke the bear. 334 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:46,996 - Where the fuck is Frankie? - Quebec. He's not coming. 335 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:48,598 - Ugh! 336 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:02,961 No! 337 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,074 We're not beating the Soo tonight. 338 00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:29,447 - The Soo are so fucking good. 339 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:31,584 - The Soo aren't that fucking good, 340 00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:33,588 you just run into a hot goalie and... 341 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:34,992 - Michaels, you've stood on your head. 342 00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:37,029 - Yeah, Michaels had more shots in two periods 343 00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:39,200 than most guys get in two fucking games. 344 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,536 You're playing like, buddy... 345 00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:43,575 Well, you're playing like... 346 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,837 We can't just lose. 347 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,911 It's the last game in this barn, gotta win something. 348 00:19:03,215 --> 00:19:05,853 It's the Bulldogs' last game in this barn. 349 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,091 We gotta give 'em a show. 350 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,898 So, boys... 351 00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:15,539 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 352 00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,145 - We're winning that physical battle, boys. 353 00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:19,313 If you can't run 'em up... 354 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,824 - If we can't run 'em up? - Fill 'em in. 355 00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:26,895 - Boys, let's just give 'em the fucking lumber out there. 356 00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:30,002 One period to make their lives hell. 357 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,842 - Jims, they're not gonna wanna go, not worth the risk. 358 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,646 They've got playoffs up the road. 359 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:39,187 So your job is to score us a goal. 360 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:42,860 The rest of the boys are gonna make room 361 00:19:42,961 --> 00:19:44,597 for you guys out there for a change 362 00:19:44,697 --> 00:19:46,434 'cause you guys are scoring us 363 00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:49,140 the last goal in Sudbury Bulldogs' history. 364 00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:53,315 - Well, what do you think, Jim? - Yeah. 365 00:19:53,415 --> 00:19:54,417 - Jim? - Yes. 366 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:55,786 - Jim? - Sounds good, Shoresy. 367 00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:57,690 It should be fun. - Thanks, Jims. 368 00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:00,162 - Boy, I fucking love winning. 369 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,237 Fucking hate losing more. Got a dip? 370 00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:07,676 Hurry up, Fish! 371 00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:12,786 The last game in this barn. 372 00:20:15,325 --> 00:20:16,928 Let's give 'em a show, boys. 373 00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,337 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 374 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:53,368 ♪ He's uptight ♪ 375 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:57,009 ♪ He don't know nothing new ♪ 376 00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:02,753 ♪ But he ain't cheap He just can't afford to ♪ 377 00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:07,964 ♪ But she don't mind ♪ 378 00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:10,970 ♪ He's a rare thing ♪ 379 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:15,078 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 380 00:21:20,122 --> 00:21:25,332 ♪ Everyday just trying to get by ♪ 381 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:32,012 ♪ No time to cry No he can't afford to ♪ 382 00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:39,760 ♪ And she waits, through everything ♪ 383 00:21:40,964 --> 00:21:44,403 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 384 00:21:48,778 --> 00:21:49,948 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 385 00:21:50,048 --> 00:21:52,319 ♪ True love True love ♪ 386 00:21:52,419 --> 00:21:54,857 ♪ True love True love ♪ 387 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:05,312 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 388 00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:07,249 ♪ True love True love ♪ 389 00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:09,086 ♪ True love ♪ 390 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:28,191 ♪ Working late ♪ 391 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:31,531 ♪ 'Cause she never finished school ♪ 392 00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:37,978 ♪ She ain't a fool She just didn't like it ♪ 393 00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:46,027 ♪ Well he don't mind She's his everything ♪ 394 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:50,235 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 395 00:22:55,112 --> 00:23:00,122 ♪ Every time She tries to fight ♪ 396 00:23:01,658 --> 00:23:06,868 ♪ But she knows he's right She just didn't like to ♪ 397 00:23:09,707 --> 00:23:14,016 ♪ And he waits Through everything ♪ 398 00:23:16,054 --> 00:23:18,925 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 399 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,973 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 400 00:23:26,074 --> 00:23:27,643 ♪ True love True love ♪ 401 00:23:27,743 --> 00:23:29,347 ♪ True love ♪ 402 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,133 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 403 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:41,104 ♪ True love True love ♪ 404 00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:44,043 ♪ True love True love ♪ 405 00:23:53,795 --> 00:23:55,766 ♪ She wants to know ♪ 406 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:59,407 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 407 00:24:00,809 --> 00:24:02,746 ♪ He wants to know ♪ 408 00:24:02,846 --> 00:24:06,187 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 409 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:09,995 ♪ She'd love to know ♪ 410 00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:13,601 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 411 00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:17,009 ♪ He'd love to know ♪ 412 00:24:17,109 --> 00:24:20,950 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 413 00:24:22,486 --> 00:24:24,657 ♪ She needs to know ♪ 414 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:28,264 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 415 00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:31,270 ♪ He needs to know ♪ 416 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:35,512 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 417 00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:40,655 ♪ Like I need you ♪ 418 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,038 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 419 00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:07,042 ♪ True love True love ♪ 420 00:25:07,142 --> 00:25:09,580 ♪ True love True love ♪ 421 00:25:18,198 --> 00:25:19,567 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 422 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,571 ♪ True love True love ♪ 423 00:25:21,671 --> 00:25:24,109 ♪ True love True love ♪ 424 00:25:52,032 --> 00:25:53,434 - Fuck you, Shoresy! 425 00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:55,639 - For what? - What do you mean, for what? 426 00:25:55,739 --> 00:25:57,643 - Huh? - You know the deal. 427 00:25:57,743 --> 00:25:59,547 We had a deal. 428 00:26:00,382 --> 00:26:03,354 And I do what I say I'm gonna do. Always have. 429 00:26:08,064 --> 00:26:10,235 Alright, fuck, what do you want me to... 430 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,410 Those guys are so fucking good. They thumped us. 431 00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:17,015 And you still think we can beat them? 432 00:26:18,718 --> 00:26:20,055 How? 433 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,996 Where the fuck is Frankie? 434 00:26:24,096 --> 00:26:26,334 - Quebec. He's not coming. - Ugh. 435 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:28,605 - Shoresy, we've got a new plan for this period. 436 00:26:29,073 --> 00:26:30,909 - We all plays like you out there, me son. 437 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:33,615 - What? - We're a full team of Shoresys. 438 00:26:33,715 --> 00:26:34,650 - Real dirty. 439 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:37,022 - Let's get all the Goddamn boys running around. 440 00:26:37,122 --> 00:26:39,493 Leave a mother-fucking impression. 441 00:26:40,795 --> 00:26:42,599 - It's a bit late for making a fucking impression, boys, 442 00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:44,270 there's no fucking room out there anyway. 443 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,507 - Hit 'em enough and they'll stop going where it gets it. 444 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:49,613 Chop 'em enough, and they'll stop going where you gets chopped. 445 00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:52,119 Bet they gives us a lot more room out there next game. 446 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,621 - What are you talking about, next game? 447 00:26:53,721 --> 00:26:56,193 Don't be a fucking idiot. - They've got a hot tender. 448 00:26:56,294 --> 00:26:59,667 Let's let the league know your tender's hot, 449 00:26:59,767 --> 00:27:02,439 we'll run 'em to the back of the fucking net. 450 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,445 - What are you fucking... It's too fucking late. 451 00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:06,514 - For this game. 452 00:27:07,382 --> 00:27:09,253 Let's get 'em in playoffs. 453 00:27:12,225 --> 00:27:14,663 If we lose, we fold. That was the deal. 454 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,302 - That's when you had one fucking guy on this team 455 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,106 who said we'd never lose again. 456 00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:22,246 Now you got 16 of 'em over there in that dressing room. 457 00:27:22,346 --> 00:27:25,118 You got a barn full of fans who can't wait to see it. 458 00:27:25,218 --> 00:27:27,155 - You think we can beat them? 459 00:27:27,823 --> 00:27:29,393 Those guys are so fucking good. 460 00:27:29,493 --> 00:27:32,165 - But they won't be the same team after that period. 461 00:27:32,266 --> 00:27:36,474 No fucking way. They wanted nothing to do with the Jims. 462 00:27:36,574 --> 00:27:39,113 We'd have Frankie back next game. 463 00:27:39,213 --> 00:27:40,382 - The Soo is so fucking good. 464 00:27:40,482 --> 00:27:42,786 - But they do not like the lumber. 465 00:27:44,256 --> 00:27:46,160 You know what you get in the playoffs. 466 00:27:46,627 --> 00:27:49,033 - The lumber. - You get that high heat. 467 00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:51,570 - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 468 00:27:55,045 --> 00:27:58,351 - Well, what are you gonna do differently? 469 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:01,057 - Me? - Oh my God. 470 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,426 - Huh? - You say the boys 471 00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:04,296 are gonna play like you, but the chirping and the lumber 472 00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:06,300 and the running around have always been your game. 473 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,106 So if I keep this team going, 474 00:28:09,206 --> 00:28:11,243 how are you gonna raise your game? 475 00:28:11,711 --> 00:28:13,781 What are you gonna do differently? 476 00:29:12,065 --> 00:29:14,269 Subtitling: difuze