1 00:00:12,731 --> 00:00:14,666 What are you gonna do differently? 2 00:00:17,503 --> 00:00:19,738 You say the boys are gonna play like you but the chirping, 3 00:00:19,738 --> 00:00:21,239 and the lumber, and the running around 4 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,974 have always been your game. 5 00:00:22,975 --> 00:00:25,576 So, if I keep this team going, 6 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:28,179 how're you gonna raise your game? 7 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,482 What are you gonna do differently? 8 00:02:26,431 --> 00:02:29,333 This team will never lose again. 9 00:02:36,174 --> 00:02:38,442 Welcome to another edition of "Questionable Call" 10 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:40,478 brought to you by BROdude Energy. 11 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:42,079 I'm your host, Anik Archambault, 12 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,482 along with our panelists, Tessa Bonhomme, 13 00:02:44,483 --> 00:02:46,884 Jay Onrait, and the man they call RA. 14 00:02:46,885 --> 00:02:49,286 Mesdames and messieurs, why save the best for last? 15 00:02:49,287 --> 00:02:51,255 We're leading with these peckerheads now? 16 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,057 I take it you saw the most recent installment 17 00:02:53,058 --> 00:02:54,792 of Bulldogs Mic'd Up? 18 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:56,627 Oui, monsieur. And here are my personal 19 00:02:56,628 --> 00:02:59,531 highlights from last week's bout with the hicks from Timmins. 20 00:03:00,365 --> 00:03:02,333 Hey, how'd that corn come in, Apeldoorn? 21 00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:03,901 She knee-high by the 4th of July? 22 00:03:03,902 --> 00:03:06,203 Hey, you ever see any crop circles out there or? 23 00:03:06,204 --> 00:03:08,105 Hey, when you're driving by a field of cows, 24 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,674 how hard is it to not just pull over 25 00:03:09,675 --> 00:03:12,376 - and rope one of 'em right there? - Fuck you, Shoresy! 26 00:03:12,377 --> 00:03:14,311 There's entertainment value, I'll give you that. 27 00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:16,080 Tight competition. But the best stuff comes 28 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:17,648 when they play Keller in North Bay. 29 00:03:17,649 --> 00:03:20,885 Holy fuck, Keller, did that C get even bigger? 30 00:03:20,886 --> 00:03:22,420 Should sell ads on that thing. 31 00:03:22,421 --> 00:03:23,688 You know what might look nice 32 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:25,156 is some overhead lights right here. 33 00:03:25,157 --> 00:03:27,558 Put a missing kid on there, ya fuckin' loser! 34 00:03:27,559 --> 00:03:29,026 I love those Keller exchanges too, 35 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:31,195 but you cannot beat the Soo. 36 00:03:31,196 --> 00:03:32,530 Hey, those visors come any darker? 37 00:03:32,531 --> 00:03:34,166 I can still kinda see how fuckin' ugly ya are. 38 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,634 Is there an eclipse tonight? I can see your old lady 39 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:38,969 in the stands up there. You should put one of those on her. 40 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:40,739 - Are they still undefeated? - Shoresy vowed the team 41 00:03:40,739 --> 00:03:42,406 would never lose again. And well... 42 00:03:42,407 --> 00:03:43,841 They're all losers in the NOSHO. 43 00:03:43,842 --> 00:03:45,477 After dropping the final game of the season 44 00:03:45,477 --> 00:03:46,977 to the Soo Cyclones last year, 45 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:48,479 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 46 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,980 swept the playoffs to win the league. 47 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:51,816 Damn shame the National Senior Tournament 48 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,851 was cancelled. They were on a heater! 49 00:03:53,852 --> 00:03:55,252 - They still are. - You bet, Tessa! 50 00:03:55,253 --> 00:03:58,055 The Bulldogs are on a 20-game win streak this year, 51 00:03:58,056 --> 00:04:01,225 looking to win the final four contest for a perfect season. 52 00:04:01,226 --> 00:04:02,860 Never done before in the NOSHO. 53 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:04,428 They've got the whole team buzzin' 54 00:04:04,429 --> 00:04:06,564 but big individual efforts, too. 55 00:04:06,565 --> 00:04:08,133 Michaels is the best goalie in the NOSHO, 56 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,968 and JJ Frankie JJ leads the league in goals! 57 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:13,604 - Frankie's on top of the world. - Yeah, but they've got the new 58 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:16,807 American expansion team twice and they're a handful. 59 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:19,343 You know, only in the NOSHO could there exist two teams 60 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:21,479 from the Soo. Soo, Ontario, 61 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,380 and then, I didn't even know there was... 62 00:04:23,381 --> 00:04:25,316 - Soo, Michigan, baby. - Yes, the NOSHO 63 00:04:25,317 --> 00:04:27,785 - is now a five-team league. - Yeah, but here's the problem, 64 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:30,187 they've spent the entire season humiliating the rest 65 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:31,489 of the league on the internet. 66 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:33,357 They're putting a giant target on their back. 67 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:35,927 Four games left on the campaign, 68 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,929 Timmins, North Bay, Soo Michigan at home, 69 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,898 then Soo Michigan again stateside. 70 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:43,134 You know they're all dying to spoil this 71 00:04:43,135 --> 00:04:44,135 for the Bulldogs. 72 00:04:44,136 --> 00:04:45,436 They've got bigger problems. 73 00:04:45,437 --> 00:04:46,904 Not to sound like the Bobfather here 74 00:04:46,905 --> 00:04:48,639 but you think Shoresy was bad last year 75 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,808 trying to get them outta the bottom. 76 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:51,275 - Yes. - I'm hearin' he's way worse 77 00:04:51,276 --> 00:04:52,744 this year tryin' to keep 'em at the top. 78 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:54,745 Whatever he's doin', it's workin'. 79 00:04:54,746 --> 00:04:56,782 No one can pass the Bulldogs for first place this year. 80 00:04:56,782 --> 00:04:59,550 They've got it locked up. But with four games remaining 81 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,353 and four wins away from a record-breaking season, 82 00:05:02,354 --> 00:05:03,687 it's up to the Bulldogs. 83 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:06,423 They can be the best team in the league this year, 84 00:05:06,424 --> 00:05:09,026 or they can be the best team in the league, ever. 85 00:05:09,027 --> 00:05:11,629 Sure, Anik. What could go wrong? 86 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:13,798 We're hammerin' too much ass. 87 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:16,167 - That's why we're here. - Well, not me. 88 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:18,769 - I know. - Too many distractions, 89 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:21,205 Shoresy. Priority is a perfect season. 90 00:05:21,206 --> 00:05:23,674 Seriously, Nat, I want that fuckin' record but like... 91 00:05:23,675 --> 00:05:25,142 I've got my priorities straight. 92 00:05:25,143 --> 00:05:26,944 - Sanger, don't be a pussy. - But what, slut? 93 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:28,746 But like, the boys are right up against it. 94 00:05:28,747 --> 00:05:30,047 - Why? - Well, one, we're on 95 00:05:30,048 --> 00:05:31,549 - a 20-game heater. - And two? 96 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:32,683 There's an impossible amount 97 00:05:32,684 --> 00:05:34,451 of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 98 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:44,628 Too bad all the dudes are ugly, though. 99 00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:46,498 I was just gonna say, Ziig, your hair looks legit 100 00:05:46,498 --> 00:05:47,965 - good like that. - Yeah? 101 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:50,167 But I still think way more dudes'd be into me. 102 00:05:50,168 --> 00:05:52,903 - Guilty. - Sanger... don't be a pussy. 103 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,305 She's my girlfriend, my guy. 104 00:05:54,306 --> 00:05:56,540 Yeah, but ya don't gotta be like... kee-he-he-he! 105 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:58,676 I asked you to raise your game last year. 106 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:00,144 - Me? - Oh, my God. 107 00:06:00,145 --> 00:06:01,847 You started working hard away from the rink, 108 00:06:01,847 --> 00:06:04,281 throwing some weights around, and I will give it to you, man, 109 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:06,584 - you got jacked. - It's the least I can do, Nat. 110 00:06:06,585 --> 00:06:08,954 Seriously, thank you so much for... 111 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:11,655 keepin' the team goin'. 112 00:06:11,656 --> 00:06:13,257 Tuck in your fuckin' tampon string. 113 00:06:13,258 --> 00:06:15,392 You answered the call. But then, you went above 114 00:06:15,393 --> 00:06:17,362 and beyond the call and you got the rest of the team 115 00:06:17,362 --> 00:06:19,230 - jacked with you. - What's good for the goose. 116 00:06:19,231 --> 00:06:20,564 Which brings us to the problem 117 00:06:20,565 --> 00:06:22,933 - of my own manufacturing. - Hammerin' too much ass? 118 00:06:22,934 --> 00:06:24,401 - Yeah... - Huh? 119 00:06:24,402 --> 00:06:25,770 They're top of the league, defending champs, 120 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:28,606 20-game heater, and they're the most jacked team 121 00:06:28,607 --> 00:06:30,641 in the NOSHO. Can you imagine? 122 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:33,078 Trust me, you can't. 123 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:54,765 Got more ass than Kellogg's got Corn Flakes. 124 00:06:54,766 --> 00:06:57,268 I can't help but feel entirely responsible. 125 00:06:57,269 --> 00:06:58,535 - You are. - You think? 126 00:06:58,536 --> 00:07:01,939 Well... if you don't want the boys in snapper, 127 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:05,442 definitely don't make us do a calendar of sexy photos. 128 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:07,077 - You're right. - You're an idiot. 129 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,913 I can't believe you got 'em to do that shit. 130 00:07:08,914 --> 00:07:10,849 That calendar's gonna bite us in the ass one day, Nat. 131 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:12,951 You look like such a fucking goof in that thing, Shoresy. 132 00:07:12,951 --> 00:07:15,352 Ziig, you got a voice that goes up one side of me 133 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:17,421 - and right down the other. - I've got a voice? 134 00:07:17,422 --> 00:07:19,390 Yeah, and a face that makes me go, ah! 135 00:07:19,391 --> 00:07:21,425 The money from the calendars will help fund our bid 136 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:23,560 to host the National Senior Tournament. 137 00:07:23,561 --> 00:07:25,362 It won't get cancelled again now. 138 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,564 - Brilliant move, ladies. - Kee-he-he-he! 139 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:29,433 What's good for the goose. 140 00:07:29,434 --> 00:07:30,835 Four games left for a perfect season. 141 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:33,170 - Keep the boys focused, slut. - I want that record. 142 00:07:33,171 --> 00:07:34,872 Make sure they get the message. 143 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:36,607 That you want the record? 144 00:07:36,608 --> 00:07:37,943 The other one. 145 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:40,645 You're hammerin' too much ass. 146 00:07:41,179 --> 00:07:42,447 Well, I was more talkin' to Goody. 147 00:07:42,447 --> 00:07:44,081 - Mkay. - Dolo, you're hammerin' 148 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:45,683 - way too much ass. - Settle down. 149 00:07:45,684 --> 00:07:47,151 What am I, chopped liver? 150 00:07:47,152 --> 00:07:48,786 Well, they wheeled more than you. 151 00:07:48,787 --> 00:07:50,121 You're some crooked aren't ya, b'y? 152 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,121 You ever have foie gras? 153 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,991 Yeah, like Dolo wheeled the most. 154 00:07:53,358 --> 00:07:55,693 - Goody's second. - No, foie gras. 155 00:07:55,694 --> 00:07:57,127 And then, you well in third. 156 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,363 B'ys, he's right rotted, he is. 157 00:07:58,363 --> 00:07:59,630 I'm not saying you're ugly, 158 00:07:59,631 --> 00:08:00,998 Hitch. That's not what I'm sayin'. 159 00:08:00,999 --> 00:08:02,600 - Charitable of ya, me son. - I'm just sayin' 160 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,468 - you're the ugliest here. - Lard Jeezus! 161 00:08:04,469 --> 00:08:05,769 - You got a dip? - Bethany? 162 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,338 - Yeah? - Join us out 163 00:08:07,339 --> 00:08:08,806 where we're to, please? 164 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:12,543 Bethany Dawn. 165 00:08:12,544 --> 00:08:14,511 Isn't it cute how he calls me by my full name? 166 00:08:14,512 --> 00:08:17,381 If we're becomin' one, I do ya the courtesy. 167 00:08:17,382 --> 00:08:18,749 Well, I only know your nickname. 168 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,417 Well, his full name's Ted Hitchcock. 169 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:23,053 - It's kinda funny 'cause when... - Who's the ugliest 170 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:24,722 outta the b'ys here where we're to? 171 00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:25,723 Shoresy. 172 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:27,358 Now, go on in out of it, me son. 173 00:08:27,359 --> 00:08:28,994 - Sorry. - Yeah, don't worry about it. 174 00:08:29,861 --> 00:08:32,263 - What's that, old man? - Should be two outta three. 175 00:08:36,368 --> 00:08:38,068 Let's get on the go! 176 00:08:38,069 --> 00:08:39,604 Melodie? 177 00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:44,141 - Ooh. - We got a nail-biter. 178 00:08:44,142 --> 00:08:46,143 Shoresy is the ugliest guy here. 179 00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:48,078 All right, now we're out the other end of 'er. 180 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:51,115 Oh... Frankie is here. 181 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,617 - Tit fucker. - Frankie's here? 182 00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:54,052 Yeah, why do you think it smells like 183 00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:55,653 - spaghetti carbonara? - Tit fucker. 184 00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:58,355 Let's get some fuckin' tandoori barbecue kebabs. 185 00:08:58,356 --> 00:09:00,024 I dunno about that Quebecer b'y. 186 00:09:00,025 --> 00:09:01,525 Last year left us in a real pickle 187 00:09:01,526 --> 00:09:03,961 chasin' Laurence Leboeuf back to Quebec. 188 00:09:03,962 --> 00:09:05,696 - Laurence Leboeuf? - Laurence Leboeuf? 189 00:09:05,697 --> 00:09:07,931 - Well, would you chase 'er? - Yes, b'y. You? 190 00:09:07,932 --> 00:09:09,401 Was a bit young but... 191 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,504 You're still the ugliest, Shoresy. 192 00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:13,804 I don't care. 193 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:15,272 I think he looks pretty good. 194 00:09:15,273 --> 00:09:16,673 Girl, no you don't. 195 00:09:16,674 --> 00:09:20,277 Yeah, too much Bailey's in my coffee this morning. 196 00:09:20,278 --> 00:09:22,113 Just can't believe you got them to do this shit. 197 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,348 Ask and you shall receive. 198 00:09:23,348 --> 00:09:24,849 They knew how much ass would follow. 199 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:26,550 Bingo. Got us to 50% full. 200 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,085 Bums in seats, baby. 201 00:09:28,086 --> 00:09:29,687 Impressive numbers for senior hockey. 202 00:09:29,687 --> 00:09:31,890 But 50 ain't 75. 203 00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:33,724 Has Michaels been acting weird? 204 00:09:33,725 --> 00:09:35,693 Goalies are always weird. 205 00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:40,798 The Wolves get so many kids out to the games. 206 00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:43,834 I love seeing that. We need to get more kids to the rink. 207 00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:45,437 Kids in sports stay off the streets. 208 00:09:45,437 --> 00:09:47,971 Drugs kill dreams. 209 00:09:47,972 --> 00:09:49,807 Yeah. 210 00:09:49,808 --> 00:09:52,210 Let's focus on the youth, ladies. 211 00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:56,180 Could fucking puke. Ugly. 212 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:57,916 The good thing about the calendars 213 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,051 is that none of us looked too ugly. 214 00:10:02,587 --> 00:10:03,855 Sure, we're all in top shape, b'ys. 215 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:05,123 Why not put it up on a calendar? 216 00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:06,558 Yeah, like the calendars'll always be there 217 00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:08,659 to remind us of a time we weren't too ugly. 218 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,561 One day we'll wish we're still lookin' so good 219 00:10:10,562 --> 00:10:11,995 - as what we did. - Settle down. 220 00:10:11,996 --> 00:10:15,399 But it's kinda funny. It's like, I come in, 221 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,900 I take my tarp off, 222 00:10:16,901 --> 00:10:18,869 and then, we had to take all your pictures again 223 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,637 because you didn't have your tarps off. 224 00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:22,207 Didn't think of it, old man. 225 00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:25,843 Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a sexy calendar of dudes, 226 00:10:25,844 --> 00:10:27,878 I'm probably hopin' they have their tarps off. 227 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:30,247 Too hand to the game time for a Martoonie, eh, me son? 228 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:32,382 Those calendars are gonna bite us in the ass one day, 229 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:35,119 boys. All right, who wants more? 230 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,322 One, two, three, four, fuckin' 500 probably. 231 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:39,756 Tit fucker! 232 00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:43,833 Didn't think of the grease downs either, old man. 233 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,798 Hey, we got eight Apeldoorn's on deck here, gents. 234 00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:48,999 Let's get focused here now. 235 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,734 First time I've been in a room wit a dozen 236 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,638 or more greased up dudes, b'ys, and might not be the last. 237 00:10:55,807 --> 00:10:58,208 Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a calendar of sexy dudes 238 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,843 with their tarps off, I'm probably hopin' 239 00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,612 - they're greased down too. - Les Jims. 240 00:11:01,613 --> 00:11:02,679 Oh, is that the Jims? 241 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,847 - Yeah. - Hey, Jim. 242 00:11:03,848 --> 00:11:04,848 - Hello. - Jim. 243 00:11:04,849 --> 00:11:05,917 Sorry we're late, Shoresy. 244 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,218 We were playing Reach For The Top. 245 00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:08,986 All the b'ys with the spray tans too, look. 246 00:11:08,987 --> 00:11:10,287 Well, Dolo didn't get one. 247 00:11:10,288 --> 00:11:12,055 For obvious reasons. Eh, Dolo? 248 00:11:12,056 --> 00:11:14,057 It's pretty obvious why you didn't get one, eh? 249 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:15,325 And ain't it sum'in. 250 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,027 The Jims didn't lift a single weight, 251 00:11:17,028 --> 00:11:18,962 kept der tarps on the entire time, 252 00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:21,165 and still might be d'most popular of all the b'ys. 253 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,566 Now see, that idea was all me, 254 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,102 but how 'bout a little focusin' here, boys? 255 00:11:24,102 --> 00:11:26,204 - Let's get focused in here now. - Wait, are we talkin' about 256 00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:28,005 puttin' them in their jail guard uniforms? 257 00:11:28,006 --> 00:11:29,673 Oh, see Hitch, 258 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:32,710 Fish would be the ugliest guy in this room. 259 00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:35,680 Be a lot less ugly if you were still scorin' a goal a game. 260 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,048 You know, I think the uniforms gave... 261 00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:38,983 Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 262 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:41,318 Well, like, if I'm a broad 263 00:11:41,319 --> 00:11:43,387 looking at a sexy calendar of greased-down dudes 264 00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:45,989 with their tarps off, I for sure wouldn't mind a few rugged men 265 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,791 - in uniform sauced in there. - Settle down. 266 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,427 Fuckin' bak'er right into the cake, eh Jim? 267 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:50,394 - Yeah. - Jim? 268 00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:51,728 - Yes. - Jim? 269 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:53,164 Traditionally, men in uniform do pretty well 270 00:11:53,164 --> 00:11:54,732 with broads, but you should still ask them 271 00:11:54,732 --> 00:11:56,233 how they're doing the odd time, too. 272 00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:58,068 Big warm-up here, boys! 273 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,404 Let's get the blood flowin' here now! 274 00:11:59,404 --> 00:12:00,837 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 275 00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:01,972 Hello. 276 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,140 - Jim. - What's up, Dolo? 277 00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:04,509 What's goin' on, buddy? 278 00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:06,244 Trivia. It's like a trivia... 279 00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:07,445 Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 280 00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:09,012 We run a trivia league at the jail, bro. 281 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:10,815 Mental game starts in warm-up here, boys. 282 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,749 But ya calls it 283 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,117 - Reach For De Top? - Yeah. 284 00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:16,453 Reach For The Top's an old Canadian TV game show. 285 00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,022 But now it's just mostly run out of high schools. 286 00:12:18,022 --> 00:12:20,924 And you run it outta the jail, like with the inmates? 287 00:12:20,925 --> 00:12:22,327 No, with the mouses, Fish. 288 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,928 Yeah, in teams of four. The inmates compete 289 00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:25,730 against each other but we also have a team of four. 290 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,999 - Who's your fourth? - Timmins Timber Kings, boys! 291 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:29,767 Let's get that fuckin' record! 292 00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:32,936 Are you rolling? 293 00:12:32,937 --> 00:12:34,438 Cory, are you rolling? 294 00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:35,973 Shoresy will get going before warm-up 295 00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,809 so you should always be rolling when they hit the ice. 296 00:12:37,809 --> 00:12:39,477 Actually, start rolling when they're in the tunnel even. 297 00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:42,079 - I'm rolling. - You know, if you clip 298 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,215 your walkie mic to your shoulder you can get to it a lot quicker. 299 00:12:45,216 --> 00:12:46,683 You see how I got mine? 300 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,553 I'm not doing that. 301 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,921 - Why not? - 'Cause I've never seen a guy 302 00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,156 with a walkie clipped to his shoulder 303 00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:54,057 gettin' his dink sucked. 304 00:12:54,058 --> 00:12:55,827 Found your way outta the corn maze, eh Apeldoorn, 305 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:58,328 - ya fuckin' loser? - Comin' for that streak, bud! 306 00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:01,531 Hey, Bill Gates buying up farmland around you guys too or? 307 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,800 Wearing number 8 for the Timmins Timber Kings, 308 00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:06,837 Mervin Emmanual Moses. What a moment for this young man 309 00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:09,773 as it is no doubt the greatest moment of his entire life. 310 00:13:09,774 --> 00:13:12,376 Hey, which one are you? Fuckin' Elmer Isaac Ezekiel? 311 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:13,945 - You're dead. - You're dead. 312 00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:16,146 - No, I'm-I'm gonna kill ya. - I'm gonna kill you. 313 00:13:16,147 --> 00:13:17,881 I'm serious, I'll fuckin' kill ya, Shoresy. 314 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:19,816 All right, first shift, we kill each other. 315 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:22,319 - 20-game heater, ladies. - Let's go, 21. 316 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,721 The eldest Apeldoorn's been fighting everyone 317 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:26,189 - on the home stretch. - We'll play any way you want. 318 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,492 The luxury of having a full squad of guys who will go. 319 00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:31,228 The only real fight's between our team to see who gets him. 320 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:34,331 - Well, not all of them will go. - True. 321 00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,533 Yeah, but the one who won't will spear you in the face 322 00:13:36,534 --> 00:13:37,901 before you get your mitts off. 323 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:39,070 Shoresy, you ready? 324 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,804 Give your balls a tug, tit fucker. 325 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:42,239 You're goin'! Yaa-hoo! 326 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,908 Frankie, you ready? 327 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:45,709 You're goin'! Yaa-hoo! 328 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,844 - Goody, you ready? - Let's fuckin' go, Sanger. 329 00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,746 Good 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 330 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:52,049 - Hitch, you ready? - All hands, b'ys! 331 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,784 Good 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 332 00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:55,920 Dolo, run 'em up and fill 'em in? 333 00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:57,889 Good 'cause you're fuckin' goin! 334 00:13:57,889 --> 00:13:59,856 - Yaa-hoo! - The best goalie in the NOSHO, 335 00:13:59,857 --> 00:14:01,759 - Michaels, are you ready? - You're damn right, Sanger! 336 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,160 Good, 'cause you're fuckin' goin'! 337 00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:05,930 - Yaa-hoo! - Pack mentality, boys! 338 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:05,789 Who's gonna set the tone, boys? 339 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,057 Who's gonna fuckin' set it?! 340 00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:16,167 Yeah! 341 00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:29,980 Another goose egg for Michaels. 342 00:15:29,981 --> 00:15:31,148 Best goalie in the league. 343 00:15:31,149 --> 00:15:32,682 He has been acting weird though. 344 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,118 Goalies are always weird. 345 00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:37,087 - What? - Listen. 346 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:39,923 Fuck's sake! 347 00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:42,093 We thought he was bad trying to get us outta the bottom. 348 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,161 He is way worse trying to keep us at the top. 349 00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:49,167 You wanna chit-chat 350 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,500 with Apeldoorn between plays? 351 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,602 Go fuck him up the ass and get it over with! 352 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,839 We only get fuckin' two on the Timmins Timber Kings? 353 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,008 Half these guys worked a fuckin' 12-hour shift. 354 00:15:58,009 --> 00:15:59,075 We only get fuckin' two? 355 00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,710 We've got the fuckin' Yanks next week. 356 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,546 We have the fuckin' Yanks next week! 357 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,182 Bet they're over there with a bag of trans fats 358 00:16:04,182 --> 00:16:06,716 havin' a good fuckin' laugh at us. Hey! 359 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,218 You only get a stick if you played 360 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,554 more than five minutes. 361 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,456 The useless don't get a stick 362 00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:14,791 'cause the rest of ya can only get two fuckin' tucks. 363 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:17,627 Fish! You used a get a goal a fuckin' game. 364 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,896 - How many'd ya get tonight? Huh? - Zero. 365 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,666 - And the game before that? - Zero. 366 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,067 - And the game before that? - Zero! 367 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,236 - You don't get one either! - But they didn't get any. 368 00:16:26,237 --> 00:16:27,738 Yeah, if it weren't for fuckin' Michaels, 369 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,407 - the streak'd be over. - Thank you, Shoresy. 370 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:31,042 - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! - Two-nothing lead's 371 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,144 - the worst lead in hockey. - And quit playin' the puck 372 00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:35,011 so much. Think you're fuckin' Marty Turco? 373 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,716 We were flat as my grade 4 girlfriend 374 00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:41,218 before Jim stepped in. 375 00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:42,920 Thanks, Shoresy. I think any one of these guys 376 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,422 - would have done the same... - Thanks, Jim! 377 00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:47,257 What happened to "They don't ask how, they ask how many?" 378 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:49,026 - I'm asking how many! - He's asking how many! 379 00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:50,895 - I'm asking how many! - He's fucking asking how many! 380 00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,663 - Two isn't fuckin' enough! - Yeah! 381 00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:24,228 - Is he all right? - He's acting weird. 382 00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,662 Goalies are always weird. 383 00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:26,963 Two goals on Timmins? 384 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,799 I swear, if Frankie wasn't tucking two a game... 385 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,903 - Frankie's on top of the world. - Look at them. 386 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,971 No wonder they have no legs in the third. 387 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,806 They already played a period between the sheets. 388 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,140 Perks of being number one. 389 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:38,375 Too many distractions. 390 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:39,476 Shoresy's on it. 391 00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:40,945 You know he wants that fucking record, Nat. 392 00:17:40,945 --> 00:17:43,046 Look at you! 393 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,214 Go home, you're drunk. 394 00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:46,149 Okay, Shoresy is a dumb, ugly slut. 395 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,218 - Okay, she's back. - Dumbest, ugliest slut 396 00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:50,121 - we've got maybe. - I knew she was still in there. 397 00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:52,455 But that dude commits. 398 00:17:55,026 --> 00:17:57,160 Loves to win. 399 00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:58,461 Hates to lose. 400 00:17:58,462 --> 00:18:00,664 Doesn't matter how long it takes to get it. 401 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,601 If he wants it, he'll work. 402 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,870 Guess the rest of them just have to decide. 403 00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:09,940 Yeah. Do they wanna be the best team in the league 404 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,608 this year, or do they wanna be 405 00:18:11,609 --> 00:18:13,610 the best team in the league ever? 406 00:18:13,611 --> 00:18:16,447 - Better decide quick. - Mm-hmm. 407 00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,549 'Cause they're comin'.