1 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:18,567 - Thanks, Eddie. - Thanks, Ed. 2 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,602 You're welcome. My pleasure. 3 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,737 You know, you could have breakfast with me every day 4 00:00:22,738 --> 00:00:24,506 - of the week if you wanted. - I know. 5 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:26,107 So, you wanna talk about the Yanks? 6 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:28,309 - I need a quote. - Yeah, so... 7 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:30,312 You should look at people when they're talkin' to you. 8 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:31,980 No, it's better this way. Trust me. 9 00:00:31,981 --> 00:00:33,681 - Why? - 'Cause you're so fuckin' hot 10 00:00:33,682 --> 00:00:36,150 I can't look at you and focus at the same time. 11 00:00:36,151 --> 00:00:37,752 - Uh-oh. - Which sucks because 12 00:00:37,753 --> 00:00:39,587 I just wanna let you in so bad. 13 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:40,922 You've really got those walls up. 14 00:00:40,923 --> 00:00:42,891 Look, I've made mistakes in the past, okay? 15 00:00:42,892 --> 00:00:45,460 I show myself to people too quickly then I get hurt. 16 00:00:45,461 --> 00:00:47,795 - Try, for me. - All right, but you look 17 00:00:47,796 --> 00:00:49,097 like that so don't be surprised 18 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,865 if I look like I wanna be underneath ya. 19 00:00:50,866 --> 00:00:53,234 - I'll try to conceal it. - Oh, my God. 20 00:00:53,235 --> 00:00:55,370 - I need a quote. - You ever look at someone, 21 00:00:55,371 --> 00:00:57,839 they look so good you just wanna go, "No way!" 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,340 - No. - You never had that? 23 00:00:59,341 --> 00:01:01,310 You look at someone, you just wanna go, "All right!" 24 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,977 - The Soo Hunt... - Oh, I tell the boys, 25 00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:04,946 the sexiest thing about ya is your mind and 26 00:01:04,947 --> 00:01:07,248 here I am breaking a sweat 'cause I can see your bra's 27 00:01:07,249 --> 00:01:09,117 - a non-traditional colour. - Yeah, what else 28 00:01:09,118 --> 00:01:10,852 - do ya tell 'em? - I just tell 'em how much 29 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,588 you challenge me and make me curious with your ideas. 30 00:01:13,589 --> 00:01:15,256 - Do ya? - You know, I've never had 31 00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:17,191 someone expand my horizons like this. 32 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:18,960 I don't know what do to with you, man. 33 00:01:18,961 --> 00:01:20,228 Laura, it's taken me a lifetime 34 00:01:20,229 --> 00:01:22,397 - but I finally feel alive. - I'm not gonna get 35 00:01:22,398 --> 00:01:23,933 my quote, am I? 36 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,935 Gimme a shot, Mohr. 37 00:01:26,936 --> 00:01:28,871 Text me something. 38 00:01:32,441 --> 00:01:34,542 What do you really say about me? 39 00:01:34,543 --> 00:01:36,411 - I'll never tell. - I'm a journalist, 40 00:01:36,412 --> 00:01:37,913 I'll keep asking. 41 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:43,151 You're smart, capable, rational, dependable, 42 00:01:43,152 --> 00:01:46,455 outgoing, kind, consistent, you're a leader. 43 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:51,426 And you smell so fuckin' good. 44 00:01:51,427 --> 00:01:53,428 Yeah? 45 00:01:53,429 --> 00:01:55,096 Quote me. 46 00:02:08,811 --> 00:02:10,913 Let's pump some blood into those pipes here, boys! 47 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,114 Let's go now! Let's do some Arnold press. 48 00:02:13,115 --> 00:02:15,283 What's with the half reps? Goblet squats, eh? 49 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:16,784 Ever try a goblet squat hell set? 50 00:02:16,785 --> 00:02:18,353 Let's do some power bombs! 51 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:19,989 Maybe if you did a couple more calf raises 52 00:02:19,989 --> 00:02:21,889 you'd win a foot race. You ever try a Swiss ball 53 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:23,658 wall squat? Let's do some renegade rows. 54 00:02:23,659 --> 00:02:25,126 Cross body hammer curls, eh? 55 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:27,261 Come talk to me if you really wanna fill those bis up 56 00:02:27,262 --> 00:02:29,230 with blood. I think you mean hypertrophy, 57 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:31,000 ya fuckin' idiot. Maybe if you did a couple more 58 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,701 wrist curls you'd win a face-off. Let's do some skull crushers. 59 00:02:33,702 --> 00:02:36,337 Let's do some widow makers. Let's do some Zottman curls. 60 00:02:36,338 --> 00:02:38,006 Bulgarian split squats, eh? 61 00:02:38,007 --> 00:02:39,741 You ever try a Bulgarian glute smash? 62 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,275 Put a sweater on, Fish! 63 00:02:41,276 --> 00:02:43,244 Tight clothes at the gym's for broads. 64 00:02:43,245 --> 00:02:45,647 Let's do some wood chops. Cable rope pushdowns, eh? 65 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:47,549 Come talk to me if you really wanna fill those tris 66 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:49,217 up with blood. Whadda ya think, drop sets? 67 00:02:49,218 --> 00:02:51,719 Power rack's that way. First one to leave, eh, Fish? 68 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,421 Maybe if ya did a couple more supersets 69 00:02:53,422 --> 00:02:54,657 you'd still be tuckin' one a game. 70 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:56,491 Don't forget the cooldown here, boys. 71 00:02:56,492 --> 00:02:58,159 Let's everybody cool down here now. 72 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,995 Shoresy, Nat wants to see us. 73 00:03:00,996 --> 00:03:02,930 Fer what? I dunno. 74 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,298 - Frankie? - Yeah. 75 00:03:04,299 --> 00:03:05,333 Huh? 76 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:06,334 That's embarrassing. 77 00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:07,369 Don't shoot the messenger. 78 00:03:07,369 --> 00:03:08,503 I don't like this, my guy. 79 00:03:08,504 --> 00:03:10,638 It's not for you to like, Sanguinet. 80 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,141 Fuckin' Frankie gets his own calendar? 81 00:03:13,142 --> 00:03:14,375 - Frankie is... - Huh? 82 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:16,711 - Frankie is in demand. - Stop yelling, dude. 83 00:03:16,712 --> 00:03:19,180 - Who needs a calendar anymore? - This is the north. 84 00:03:19,181 --> 00:03:20,748 People have a shed, people have a shop. 85 00:03:20,749 --> 00:03:23,184 You all got jacked so it just made sense. 86 00:03:23,185 --> 00:03:24,719 - To what? - To exploit you, slut. 87 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,854 I gotta... I need a ride uptown. 88 00:03:26,855 --> 00:03:29,590 - Why? - Because if JJ Frito JJ 89 00:03:29,591 --> 00:03:31,392 gets his own calendar, I'm gonna throw myself 90 00:03:31,393 --> 00:03:33,795 - in front of a bus. - I'll drive. 91 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,196 Do we really need another calendar? 92 00:03:35,197 --> 00:03:36,999 If we wanna host the National Senior Tournament 93 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:39,233 we need to show them 50K. It's their way of ensuring 94 00:03:39,234 --> 00:03:40,569 the tournament won't get cancelled again due to 95 00:03:40,569 --> 00:03:42,503 - lack of funding. - How much do we have now? 96 00:03:42,504 --> 00:03:44,305 - Twenty. - We need Frankie focused 97 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:46,040 - on the Yanks. - You're right, Shoresy. 98 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,543 We need everyone focused on the final three games 99 00:03:48,544 --> 00:03:50,278 if we want that record. 100 00:03:50,279 --> 00:03:54,816 So, what are those sluts doing right now? Focusing? 101 00:04:13,368 --> 00:04:14,469 I'll get 'em focused. 102 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,003 They'll need it for the Soo Hunt. 103 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,138 We'll beat the Yanks! 104 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:19,107 Frankie has the most goals in the NOSHO. 105 00:04:19,108 --> 00:04:20,441 Frankie's on top of the world. 106 00:04:20,442 --> 00:04:23,878 I'm not concerned with his focus. Overly. 107 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:25,813 And we'll only need them for the afternoon. 108 00:04:25,814 --> 00:04:27,415 - So dumb! - I've heard rumblings 109 00:04:27,416 --> 00:04:28,983 about Frankie's following post-calendar, 110 00:04:28,984 --> 00:04:30,651 but is it really like that big? 111 00:04:30,652 --> 00:04:32,720 Why do you think we have so many bums in seats? 112 00:04:32,721 --> 00:04:34,255 'Cause we're on a 21-game heater! 113 00:04:34,256 --> 00:04:37,558 Uh... these guys aren't here for the W's. 114 00:04:37,559 --> 00:04:39,528 What guys? 115 00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:42,029 Do you know what a bear is? 116 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,765 - A bear? - Yeah, do... 117 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:46,601 - Huh? - What's a bear, Shoresy? 118 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:49,303 Fuckin' Yogi, Paddington, and Pooh. 119 00:04:49,304 --> 00:04:52,307 - The other kind. - Gummy? 120 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:54,809 You don't know much about the gay community, do you? 121 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:56,377 - Me? - Oh, my God. 122 00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:58,679 Why would I know anything about the gay community? 123 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,615 Fuckin' honey dickin' broads only. 124 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:02,316 - My guy. - Fuckin' honey dickin' 125 00:05:02,317 --> 00:05:04,018 - only broads. - Same. 126 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:06,954 In the gay community, a bear is a larger, 127 00:05:06,955 --> 00:05:10,057 often hairier, man who projects an image of rugged masculinity. 128 00:05:10,058 --> 00:05:11,926 Why would she be talking about gummy bears? 129 00:05:11,927 --> 00:05:14,662 Frankie being a larger, hairier man 130 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:17,331 has garnered the attention of the Sudbury gay community 131 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:19,767 who are offering a large sum of money 132 00:05:19,768 --> 00:05:22,870 for a calendar exclusively of Frankie. 133 00:05:22,871 --> 00:05:25,406 - This can divide the room. - No, it won't. 134 00:05:25,407 --> 00:05:26,974 Hockey players are competitive. 135 00:05:26,975 --> 00:05:29,277 Fuckin' the entire team strips down and greases up 136 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:31,546 and all gay dudes want is Frankie? 137 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:32,713 Read it and weep. 138 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:34,348 What can the rest of the boys do? 139 00:05:34,349 --> 00:05:35,683 Could suck their dicks, Shorey. 140 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:37,618 They only want Frankie. 141 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:40,354 I told ya this calendar'd bite us in the ass, Nat. 142 00:05:40,355 --> 00:05:42,089 Don't know what to tell ya, dude. 143 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:44,192 You just weren't sexy enough. 144 00:05:44,193 --> 00:05:45,660 What's all this? 145 00:05:45,661 --> 00:05:46,895 We weren't sexy enough. 146 00:05:46,895 --> 00:05:48,062 Settle down. 147 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:49,531 Well you're some crooked aren't ya, b'y? 148 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,635 - I was more talkin' to Hitch. - B'ys he's right rotted, he is. 149 00:05:53,635 --> 00:05:55,671 Like, Dolo, if anything, I would have thought that you'd 150 00:05:55,671 --> 00:05:57,705 be the one the gay guys wanted from the calendar. 151 00:05:57,706 --> 00:05:59,373 - True. - My guy, is it really 152 00:05:59,374 --> 00:06:01,109 that big a deal Frankie gets his own calendar? 153 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:02,977 - Well, Sanger, look at him. - Yeah. 154 00:06:02,978 --> 00:06:04,345 - Now look at him. - Settle down. 155 00:06:04,346 --> 00:06:05,913 - Even him a little bit. - Okay. 156 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:07,783 Now look at him. 157 00:06:08,617 --> 00:06:09,585 Yeah. 158 00:06:10,352 --> 00:06:12,120 Oh, it's just gays were saying how gay you looked 159 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,654 - in the calendar, Frankie. - Huh? 160 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:15,423 Ain't no one tell ya how gay ya looked? 161 00:06:15,424 --> 00:06:17,092 Let's let Frankie have his day with the gays. 162 00:06:17,092 --> 00:06:18,359 You ever been to Provincetown? 163 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,394 Well ya best come out de other end of 'er. 164 00:06:20,395 --> 00:06:22,930 - San Fran's a dump. - Nice band tee. 165 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:25,199 - I Mother Earth, eh, Hitch? - Pamsky! 166 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,968 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - "Scenery and Fish" 167 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:31,372 might be the best Canadian record of the genre, or the era. 168 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:33,040 No, it's Rusty, "Fluke". 169 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:35,042 Honourable mention, Sloan, "One Chord to Another"? 170 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:37,044 Oh, so we're just gonna stand here and then pretend 171 00:06:37,045 --> 00:06:38,480 that "Jagged Little Pill" never happened. 172 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,483 Pam, you wanna come over some time, play some tunes? 173 00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:45,254 I know what sluts listen to, Hitch. 174 00:06:46,221 --> 00:06:50,458 You know, I could let this bother me but I'm not gonna. 175 00:06:50,459 --> 00:06:53,328 - There you go, my man. - 'Cause we gotta focus on the Yanks. 176 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:55,831 Let's get focused in here, boys. 177 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,231 Everybody focusin' in here now. 178 00:06:57,232 --> 00:06:58,634 Let's get on the go! 179 00:06:59,101 --> 00:07:01,302 Enough about the calendar, boys, let's get focused! 180 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:02,837 Not one more word about it. 181 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:05,306 That calendar's gonna follow you around for the rest 182 00:07:05,307 --> 00:07:06,440 of your life, you dumb fuck! 183 00:07:06,441 --> 00:07:07,742 Where'd it all go wrong, Shoresy? 184 00:07:07,743 --> 00:07:09,144 Well, it's the good thing about reffing 185 00:07:09,144 --> 00:07:10,512 your beer league, boys, at least I see 186 00:07:10,512 --> 00:07:11,812 it can get much worse. 187 00:07:11,813 --> 00:07:13,582 Yeah, did ya tuck your dick back between your legs 188 00:07:13,582 --> 00:07:14,816 - for that, too? - Doesn't matter, Cory, 189 00:07:14,816 --> 00:07:16,517 your mom will still find a way to grab it. 190 00:07:16,518 --> 00:07:18,486 Don't worry, bud. Your spray tan mid-December 191 00:07:18,487 --> 00:07:20,122 in Northern Ontario didn't stand out at all. 192 00:07:20,122 --> 00:07:21,490 - Glad to hear, Liam! - Don't worry, 193 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:22,824 no one's calling ya Jersey Shoresy. 194 00:07:22,824 --> 00:07:24,825 Did it get weird at all, havin' one of the boys 195 00:07:24,826 --> 00:07:26,160 - grease you up? - Nope. 196 00:07:26,161 --> 00:07:27,696 No? Didn't think, what have I been doing 197 00:07:27,696 --> 00:07:29,398 with broads all these years? This is terrific. 198 00:07:29,398 --> 00:07:30,965 Well, it's only gay if you get hard. 199 00:07:30,966 --> 00:07:32,800 - Oh yeah? - Isn't that what you told me, Cor? 200 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:34,235 - What? - Hey, didn't you tell me 201 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,903 if you keep your socks on, it's not gay? 202 00:07:35,904 --> 00:07:37,105 - Something like that? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 203 00:07:37,105 --> 00:07:38,539 Dogshit call. 204 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,941 - Fuck you. - The Yanks are comin' 205 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:42,110 - for that record, Shoresy. - Liam can you just hurry up 206 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,278 and finish this game? Your mom's still waiting for me 207 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:45,913 to come back with a warm, wet towel. 208 00:07:45,914 --> 00:07:47,782 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam! 209 00:07:47,783 --> 00:07:50,017 Your mom carved her initials into my bedframe. 210 00:07:50,018 --> 00:07:52,153 How am I supposed to explain that to Cory's mom? 211 00:07:52,154 --> 00:07:54,355 - Fuck you, Shoresy! - Fuck you, Cory! 212 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:56,290 Your mom's texts are so full of spelling mistakes 213 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,726 I can barely figure out what time she wants me to come over. 214 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:01,028 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Liam, did you know your mom 215 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:02,396 calls her mitt her wet wallet? 216 00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:04,632 - Fuck you! - Boys, just tell your moms 217 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:05,967 to leave me alone. I'm not gettin' 218 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:07,335 matching tattoos with them. 219 00:08:07,336 --> 00:08:09,470 Hope the Yanks fuckin' toss you, Shoresy! 220 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:12,506 Not worried about the Yanks, boys. 221 00:08:12,507 --> 00:08:13,841 I'm worried about the Yanks, boys. 222 00:08:13,842 --> 00:08:16,544 Nat, you're a wee bit up my ass about the Yanks. 223 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:18,412 They've been right there with us all year. 224 00:08:18,413 --> 00:08:20,348 - They're big, they're fast. - They battle. 225 00:08:20,349 --> 00:08:23,084 - They love scoring goals. - We're bigger. We're faster. 226 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,418 We're 3-0 against 'em. 227 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:25,786 Don't count your chickens, slut. 228 00:08:25,787 --> 00:08:28,556 They're skilled but they're scrappy, too. 229 00:08:28,557 --> 00:08:30,191 They get into those dirty areas, 230 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:32,093 - they dig those pucks out. - They muck it up. 231 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,661 They fucking love scoring goals. 232 00:08:33,662 --> 00:08:34,729 Sounds like one of 'em 233 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:35,998 might've given ya's a good twattin'. 234 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:37,999 But it's not their skill I'm worried about. 235 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,200 It's their will. 236 00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:40,836 Sure, the Euros are gonna 237 00:08:40,836 --> 00:08:42,470 take it the odd time, but the real battle 238 00:08:42,471 --> 00:08:45,272 for hockey supremacy, best versus best, 239 00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:47,375 is between the Americans and the Canadians. 240 00:08:47,376 --> 00:08:49,510 The men's game, 241 00:08:49,511 --> 00:08:52,046 the women's game, 242 00:08:52,047 --> 00:08:53,548 kids. 243 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,951 Canada's the best country at hockey. 244 00:08:56,952 --> 00:08:59,286 But the Yanks are right there. 245 00:08:59,287 --> 00:09:01,455 I think one of 'em got Nat right in the twat. 246 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:03,125 Americans have to be the best at everything. 247 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,760 - They're obsessed with it. - And we're the only thing 248 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,795 standing in the way from them being the best at this. 249 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:09,730 Which brings us to my point of apprehension. 250 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:11,866 They wanna be the best fuckin' bad. 251 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,701 First, they started sending their kids 252 00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:16,771 to hockey schools up here. Get their players on our level. 253 00:09:16,772 --> 00:09:19,607 Now the programs are just as good down there. Some better. 254 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,709 I oughta wash your mouth out with soap! 255 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,578 Shattuck, the National Development Program, 256 00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:26,547 Total Package Hockey. The average American player 257 00:09:26,548 --> 00:09:28,582 is just as good as the average Canadian now. 258 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,484 - Some better. - Well, Notre Dame 259 00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:31,852 and Sasky made Wendel Clark. 260 00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:33,454 They'll never make one of him down south. 261 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:36,157 May never make one of him again. Anywhere. 262 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:37,491 Ain't that sum'in. 263 00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:40,061 I can't even say Wendel's name without... 264 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:41,395 gettin' a bit choked up. 265 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,397 - I've got a Kleenex. - Use your tampon, Shoresy. 266 00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:46,734 - Fuck you, Ziig! You fuckin'... - There's pride on the line. 267 00:09:46,735 --> 00:09:48,369 Yeah, you're fuckin' right there is! 268 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,870 Our boys have focus issues. 269 00:09:49,871 --> 00:09:51,872 Well, it's senior whale shit hockey. 270 00:09:51,873 --> 00:09:53,374 Senior Triple A. 271 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,042 Kee-he-he-he! 272 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:57,311 The Soo Hunt will be coming land, sea, and air. 273 00:09:57,312 --> 00:09:58,846 I want that fuckin' record, Nat! 274 00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:00,481 If we lose it with three games left... 275 00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:03,485 - We'll never lose again. - Good. 276 00:10:04,252 --> 00:10:06,387 Yo, why are the Jims always late? 277 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:12,159 What Manitoba town is famous for guided polar bear tours? 278 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,727 Churchill. 279 00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:16,163 What is the tallest mountain in Canada? 280 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,998 Mount Logan. 281 00:10:17,999 --> 00:10:20,468 Danny Wolfe and his brother Richard founded 282 00:10:20,469 --> 00:10:22,603 this Native gang in north-end Winnipeg. 283 00:10:22,604 --> 00:10:24,538 The Indian Posse. 284 00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:27,141 What town in Prince Edward Island is also the name 285 00:10:27,142 --> 00:10:28,509 of a brand of french fries? 286 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,644 Cavendish. 287 00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:33,114 What is the official flower of Saskatchewan? 288 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:35,116 Western Red Lily. 289 00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:37,251 What is the Alberta birthplace 290 00:10:37,252 --> 00:10:38,385 of singer Joni Mitchell? 291 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:40,855 Fort MacLeod. 292 00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,690 This British Columbia archipelago 293 00:10:42,691 --> 00:10:45,326 consists of Graham Island and Moresby Island. 294 00:10:45,327 --> 00:10:46,961 Haida Gwaii. 295 00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:48,996 Who has the second most all-time points 296 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:51,565 among Canadian-born NHL hockey players? 297 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:53,100 Mark Messier. 298 00:10:53,101 --> 00:10:55,236 This Nunavut town is the northernmost 299 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,037 continually inhabited place on earth. 300 00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:59,074 Alert. 301 00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,543 Hey guys, wanna go to Kinhao? 302 00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:05,413 Huh? Let's get some fuckin' seafood udon. 303 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,923 Did you have two of 'em in there? 304 00:11:15,524 --> 00:11:16,958 Fuckin' right! 305 00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:19,026 Fuckin' right! 306 00:11:19,027 --> 00:11:20,528 Settle down. 307 00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:22,197 But they're not gonna be here tomorrow. 308 00:11:22,964 --> 00:11:24,933 Well, it's gonna be pretty tough to focus on the Yanks 309 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,600 when you're lookin' at boobies. 310 00:11:26,601 --> 00:11:28,170 Like, it's no wonder you never have any legs 311 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,372 in the third, you already played a period between the sheets. 312 00:11:30,372 --> 00:11:32,106 Let's get some focus goin' in here, boys. 313 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:34,042 Let's have some focus in here now! 314 00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:45,219 Did you have two of 'em in there, too? 315 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,621 - Wanna go to Buzzy Brown's? - Fuckin' right! 316 00:11:47,622 --> 00:11:49,223 The chicken wings are unbelievable. 317 00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:50,492 Yew-hew! 318 00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:53,961 - What're ya at? - What are you doin'? 319 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:55,863 Lard Jeezus, b'y, de b'ys both had two girls 320 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,499 - where they're to. - What were you doin' in there? 321 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,801 - Huh? - I was just listenin'. 322 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:02,404 Well, I was bein' real quiet so you wouldn't 323 00:12:02,404 --> 00:12:04,672 know where I was to. I'm real proud o' ya, though, 324 00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:06,341 for doin' so good as what you did. 325 00:12:08,577 --> 00:12:10,144 Ah no, she don't even know me name, b'y. 326 00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:11,780 Lookin' for sum'in a little deeper than that. 327 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,114 - Let's have some toast. - Let's just... 328 00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,050 get it outta your systems now. 329 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:18,352 It's gonna be pretty tough to focus on the Yanks 330 00:12:18,353 --> 00:12:19,988 when we're looking at... 331 00:12:24,626 --> 00:12:26,126 vergina. 332 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,869 You're on the clock, slut. 333 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:36,770 Does he look gay enough? 334 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,872 I dunno. Does he look gay enough, Ziig? 335 00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:40,941 The bears think he looks good and gay naturally. 336 00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:42,276 I don't think we should coach him. 337 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,448 Who's that? 338 00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:49,618 Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau. 339 00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:56,290 Who's that? 340 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,392 That is RĂªve. 341 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,664 How does he do it? 342 00:13:03,665 --> 00:13:05,800 The Quebecois stand by their own. 343 00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:08,136 He's fucking up again. 344 00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:10,437 Frankie! 345 00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:22,583 Fuck. What? 346 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,952 Shoresy. 347 00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:27,021 - Hey, Fish! - Shoresy. 348 00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:28,689 - You guys on a date? - First date. 349 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,857 - Nice! - Yep. 350 00:13:29,858 --> 00:13:30,991 - Yeah. - Yep. 351 00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:32,926 What the fuck do you think you're doin'? 352 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:34,094 - What? What? - Huh? 353 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:35,563 Well, you stopped scorin' a goal a game 354 00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:37,098 but you got lots of time for chit-chats. 355 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,866 - Are you serious? - Wish I had more time 356 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:41,136 - for chit-chats. - Shoresy, I'm third on the team in points. 357 00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:42,836 Oh yeah? How many'd ya score last game? 358 00:13:42,837 --> 00:13:44,171 - Zero. Zero. - Huh? 359 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:48,575 - And the game before that? - Zero. 360 00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,444 But ya got lots of time for chit-chats! 361 00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:52,546 - How's Goody? - What happened to senior 362 00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:53,647 whale shit hockey? 363 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:54,915 It used to be 364 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,451 senior whale shit hockey. 365 00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:59,386 Now it's somethin' different. 366 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:01,755 Now we have a chance to do something 367 00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:03,157 that's never been done before. 368 00:14:03,158 --> 00:14:04,825 Think about it, Fish! 369 00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:07,361 You wanna be the best team in the league this year, 370 00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:10,198 or do you wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 371 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,135 Yeah. 372 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,504 What the fuck 're you doin'? 373 00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:18,739 - What? - Huh? 374 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,574 - I'm eating a panini. - By yourself? 375 00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,309 - Yeah. - In the middle of the afternoon? 376 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,478 - Is that not okay? - Well, depends who you ask. 377 00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:26,413 - What do you mean? - Well, if it was me sittin' 378 00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:28,283 there eatin' solo paninis in the middle of the afternoon, 379 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:29,616 I might be a little bit worried. 380 00:14:29,617 --> 00:14:31,719 - Worried about what? - That I'm a fuckin' loser! 381 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,987 For Chr... Shoulda just got this to go. 382 00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:36,624 Well, you'd still be by yourself eatin' paninis. 383 00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:40,495 - I see. - Got a dip? 384 00:14:40,895 --> 00:14:42,497 Let's go! 385 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,235 - I'll tell ya what, Shoresy? - That's all right. 386 00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:49,670 Just so you know, people are sayin' you're acting weird. 387 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,239 - What do you say? - Goalies are always weird! 388 00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:04,285 You're right, Shoresy. You know, solo paninis 389 00:15:04,285 --> 00:15:05,820 in the middle of the afternoon is a bad... 390 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,355 Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 391 00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:09,557 They're in a day early, huh? 392 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,827 It's a bit overkill. It's senior whale shit hockey. 393 00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:15,295 Not to them, it isn't. 394 00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,464 To these dudes, this is it. 395 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:18,700 The fuck are they doin'? 396 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,967 - Peak perfor... - Huh? 397 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:21,668 - Peak performance imagery. - What? 398 00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:24,571 Visualization, my dude. Gettin' mentally prepared. 399 00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,874 I told you they'd be coming land, sea, and air. 400 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,108 Simmer down. 401 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,444 So, while our guys are out there thinking about ass 402 00:15:30,445 --> 00:15:32,746 - and Reach For The Top... - Goody loves chicken. 403 00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:35,917 The Soo Hunt are here. Thinking about beating us. 404 00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,064 Get a life. 405 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,200 See anyone you don't recognize? 406 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,435 Well, I see three guys I've never seen 407 00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,336 with the Soo Hunt before 408 00:15:56,337 --> 00:15:58,238 and I recognize all three of 'em. 409 00:15:58,239 --> 00:15:59,673 Yep, they loaded up. 410 00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:02,042 - Is that Matt Delaney? - That's him. 411 00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:04,511 First round pick. Three years in the show, 412 00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,613 three stints in the Players Assistance Program. 413 00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:08,115 Do we know what for? 414 00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:09,550 Yep. 415 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,319 That's Brady Schnurr. 416 00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:14,455 1,000 games in the show. Another couple hundred 417 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,356 in the minors, and now he's here. 418 00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:19,560 - Hang 'em up. - Veteran presence. 419 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,029 Dale Palmer. 420 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,364 Could see that guy from the moon. 421 00:16:23,364 --> 00:16:24,832 Half a season in the show. 422 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,433 No one would fight him so he quit. 423 00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:27,768 Fuckin' loser. 424 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,870 They wanna spoil this for us so bad, 425 00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:31,538 they came in a day early to get focused. 426 00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:33,674 I bet their broads couldn't wait to get rid of 'em. 427 00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,442 Americans have to be the best at everything. 428 00:16:35,443 --> 00:16:36,844 They're obsessed with it. 429 00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,779 And we're the only thing standing in the way 430 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,014 of them being the best at this. 431 00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:43,016 Which brings us to my point of apprehension. 432 00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:46,287 They wanna be the best fuckin' bad.