1 00:00:53,726 --> 00:00:55,560 - So dumb! - I know. 2 00:00:55,561 --> 00:00:56,895 Fuckin' so dumb. 3 00:00:56,896 --> 00:00:58,597 Delaney was at the Coulson last night? 4 00:00:58,598 --> 00:01:00,031 What side? 5 00:01:00,032 --> 00:01:01,933 - Which fuckin' side? - The strip club side. 6 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:03,234 The strip club side. 7 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:05,070 The Yanks brought their team in a day early 8 00:01:05,071 --> 00:01:07,038 for a Sudbury Saturday night game. 9 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:08,506 Guess no one told them our Friday's 10 00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:09,741 have a similar reputation. 11 00:01:09,742 --> 00:01:11,743 How do you know he was at the rippers? 12 00:01:11,744 --> 00:01:13,178 'Cause I was in there too. 13 00:01:18,384 --> 00:01:20,018 He was in the VIP room the entire night 14 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:22,120 and just took his pick and kept filling their pockets. 15 00:01:22,121 --> 00:01:24,155 Is that what the kids are callin' it these days? 16 00:01:24,156 --> 00:01:25,290 How do you know this? 17 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:26,758 'Cause I was in there too. 18 00:01:30,329 --> 00:01:32,297 - Aren't you dating a guy now? - I wasn't that night. 19 00:01:32,298 --> 00:01:34,065 Out roaming for a canal, Ziig? 20 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:36,001 - They closed the place down. - Good. 21 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:38,169 If he had a late one, he won't be 100% today. 22 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:39,537 Turns out the night was young. 23 00:01:39,538 --> 00:01:41,773 He was going to the wee hours, going hard. 24 00:01:41,774 --> 00:01:43,208 Well, Delaney loves the snooters. 25 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:45,010 I don't know how he was getting any up there 26 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:46,845 - after a certain point. - How do you know that? 27 00:01:46,846 --> 00:01:47,979 'Cause I was in there too. 28 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,226 Get between his ears early. 29 00:02:01,227 --> 00:02:03,228 If he was up doin' snooters all night, 30 00:02:03,229 --> 00:02:04,763 he's between his own ears. 31 00:02:04,764 --> 00:02:06,064 You tryin' a new scent, Ziig? 32 00:02:06,065 --> 00:02:07,666 Still on me from last night. 33 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:09,401 You guys know how much perfume strippers wear. 34 00:02:09,402 --> 00:02:12,137 - No, I don't. - Kee-he-he-he! 35 00:02:12,138 --> 00:02:14,372 Yo, were the sluts with their girls again all day? 36 00:02:14,373 --> 00:02:15,874 - Ask them. - Is Michaels still 37 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,409 - acting weird? - Goalies are always weird. 38 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:20,111 - Why are the Jims always late? - Bangin' yer mom, Ziig! 39 00:02:20,112 --> 00:02:21,613 Even with the new hired guns, 40 00:02:21,614 --> 00:02:23,948 don't lose track of Belson, Welson, Bilson, and Wilson. 41 00:02:23,949 --> 00:02:24,983 We won't. 42 00:02:37,463 --> 00:02:39,632 {\an8}- Remy Nadeau! - Oui, oui, oui. 43 00:02:55,648 --> 00:02:57,082 {\an8}Benny et Remy Nadeau! 44 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,349 Ay-yo! 45 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,252 Bilson à Belson, Belson retour à Bilson, 46 00:03:01,253 --> 00:03:03,521 Bilson à Wilson. Wilson à Welson. 47 00:03:03,522 --> 00:03:06,524 Welson de retour à Wilson, Wilson à Benson. 48 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:07,526 {\an8}No, no! 49 00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:14,199 Et un Remy Nadeau! 50 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,134 So, you don't think if you put the top three American 51 00:03:16,135 --> 00:03:17,435 players against the top three Canadians, 52 00:03:17,436 --> 00:03:19,137 - it would be close? - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 53 00:03:19,138 --> 00:03:20,371 - You're serious? - I get it, bud, 54 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:22,907 you got your first tuggy down there playin' NCAA, 55 00:03:22,908 --> 00:03:25,410 but the hockey's better up here and so are the tuggies. 56 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:27,145 Okay, Matthews, Gaudreau, and Tkachuk brothers. 57 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:28,246 - Either one. - Pick one. 58 00:03:28,247 --> 00:03:30,014 - No, I can't. - Give your balls a tug. 59 00:03:30,015 --> 00:03:31,249 It's the same with the Hughes brothers. 60 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,951 - Tit fucker. - What okay, 61 00:03:32,952 --> 00:03:34,819 Matthews, Gaudreau, and Eichel. 62 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,387 McDavid, MacKinnon, and Crosby. 63 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:38,189 - That'd be close! - I didn't even say Makar 64 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:39,224 and the other three might say 65 00:03:39,225 --> 00:03:40,425 he's better than all three of them. 66 00:03:40,426 --> 00:03:41,926 Let's get goin' here, boys! Let's go now! 67 00:03:41,927 --> 00:03:45,230 Wilson à Bilson à Belson à B-Belson à D-Delson 68 00:03:45,231 --> 00:03:47,198 à W-Wilson, à W-B-Delson 69 00:03:47,199 --> 00:03:49,802 - à Ben-selonay. - Opalye! 70 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:51,536 So, how's it feel, Delaney? 71 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:53,438 You did so much blow, you're in the NOSHO. 72 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,707 Hey, is that coke on your nose? I'm callin' the cops. 73 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:58,009 Hey, Delaney, let's get an eight-ball put some porn on. 74 00:03:58,010 --> 00:04:00,245 Hey, better check your balance. I heard you left your card 75 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:01,913 in the ATM, ya fuckin' loser. 76 00:04:01,914 --> 00:04:03,615 - Knock it off, Shoresy. - Schnurr! 77 00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:05,550 - No one's buggin' ya over here. - Schnurr! 78 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:07,218 Don't bug us, we won't bug you. 79 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:09,287 Shut the fuck up, Schnurr, you old fuck. 80 00:04:09,288 --> 00:04:11,589 Hey, ya up late doin' some of that Chuck Sheen? 81 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:13,758 A little up town? A little nose cardio? 82 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:15,426 Hey, what does that remind ya of, Delaney? 83 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:16,728 Hey, what does that remind ya of? 84 00:04:16,729 --> 00:04:18,696 Boy, it's sure great to be able to breathe 85 00:04:18,697 --> 00:04:21,099 outta my nose right now, Delaney, I gotta tell ya. 86 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,267 I've played through worse, Shoresy. 87 00:04:22,268 --> 00:04:23,635 - Shut up. - And against better. 88 00:04:23,636 --> 00:04:24,769 You feel like shit. 89 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,337 Playing guilty's a performance enhancer. 90 00:04:26,338 --> 00:04:27,906 - You're still high. - You watch. 91 00:04:27,907 --> 00:04:28,874 I think you're still high. 92 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:30,008 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 93 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:31,743 - Fer what? - Shut your fuckin' mouth. 94 00:04:31,744 --> 00:04:34,179 - Hey, take it easy, big boy. - You don't go near him. 95 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,580 The cops are comin'. Let's get outta here. 96 00:04:35,581 --> 00:04:37,182 - Come on, let's go! - Fuck you! 97 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:39,117 - Hurry! - Nah, get the fuck outta here. 98 00:04:39,118 --> 00:04:40,285 Hey, you want this? 99 00:04:43,022 --> 00:04:44,757 {\an8}Wilson à Phil? 100 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:56,669 {\an8}Ooh... 101 00:05:05,978 --> 00:05:07,846 {\an8}Et Remy Nadeau! 102 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:09,247 Shut up ya fuckin' goon! 103 00:05:09,248 --> 00:05:10,748 - I'll get ya. - Yeah, let's fuckin' see it. 104 00:05:10,749 --> 00:05:12,483 I'll spear ya in the teeth 105 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:14,619 before you get your gloves off. Yeah? Let's fuckin' see it! 106 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,454 - I'll fuckin' get ya! - Hey, you like your teeth? 107 00:05:16,455 --> 00:05:17,689 Everyone outta here! 108 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:19,490 You wanna look like that? Hey! 109 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:20,859 - Let's see it. - I'll fuckin' get ya, bud. 110 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:23,094 Yeah, good luck with the Jims, ya big dumb fuck! 111 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:24,929 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 112 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:27,131 Yeah, good luck with the Jims, ya fuckin' goon. 113 00:05:27,132 --> 00:05:28,466 I'll go through the whole fuckin' team 114 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:29,801 - to get to ya, Shoresy. - Let's see it! 115 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:31,369 - What're ya gonna do? - I'll go through 'em 116 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:32,837 - fuckin' twice to get ya! - You're not gonna do 117 00:05:32,838 --> 00:05:34,539 fuckin' anything! Yeah, let's fuckin' see it! 118 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:35,974 I'll go through everybody! 119 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:37,208 Did ya get that, Cor? 120 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:38,309 Roger. 121 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,611 Fuckin'. 122 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:41,179 Hey, how'd your date go last night, Liam? 123 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:43,715 - It was good. - Yeah? What'd ya do? 124 00:05:43,716 --> 00:05:45,850 We went to the theatre at the Rainbow Centre. 125 00:05:45,851 --> 00:05:47,719 No, I mean what'd you do? 126 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,187 Sorry. 127 00:05:49,188 --> 00:05:50,522 Yeah. 128 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:53,558 Frenched for a bit, but nothin' else. 129 00:05:53,559 --> 00:05:55,260 Must've had your walkie clipped 130 00:05:55,261 --> 00:05:57,429 to your shoulder then? 131 00:05:58,597 --> 00:06:00,498 - Woo! - Hey, 132 00:06:00,499 --> 00:06:01,533 Jims! 133 00:06:02,201 --> 00:06:03,502 Whudda y'at? 134 00:06:05,571 --> 00:06:06,971 {\an8}You know what's good 135 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:07,940 in a chicken salad? 136 00:06:07,941 --> 00:06:09,173 I expected ya to be a bit 137 00:06:09,174 --> 00:06:10,308 more involved out there, Jim. 138 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:11,409 - Yeah. - Jim. 139 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,410 - Sorry. - Jim. 140 00:06:12,411 --> 00:06:13,345 We'll get there, Shoresy. 141 00:06:13,346 --> 00:06:14,412 Don't worry 'bout it, bud. 142 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:16,414 - Wasabi aioli. - All right, boys, 143 00:06:16,415 --> 00:06:18,516 if there's one thing better than winning, 144 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,118 it's beating the Yanks. 145 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,352 And those guys across the rink, 146 00:06:21,353 --> 00:06:22,720 if there's one thing worse than losing, 147 00:06:22,721 --> 00:06:24,756 - it's losing to Canada. - B'ys, there's nutting 148 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:26,291 for them so bad as dat. 149 00:06:26,292 --> 00:06:27,926 We're gettin' pretty close to something real shiny 150 00:06:27,927 --> 00:06:29,294 at the finish line here, boys. 151 00:06:29,295 --> 00:06:31,229 And the Yanks wanna make sure we don't get it. 152 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:33,765 So, when that puck drops, you'd better be goin', 153 00:06:33,766 --> 00:06:35,700 'cause you bet the Soo Hunt will be. 154 00:06:35,701 --> 00:06:37,602 Well, might take Delaney a minute to get goin'. 155 00:06:37,603 --> 00:06:39,570 - We gotta set the tone, boys! - Unless he's over there 156 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:41,706 - hittin' rips before the anthem! - I've got a pretty good idea 157 00:06:41,707 --> 00:06:43,074 on who's settin' the tone tonight. 158 00:06:43,075 --> 00:06:44,475 Who's gonna set the tone, Sanger? 159 00:06:44,476 --> 00:06:46,711 - Who's gonna fuckin' set it? - Jim, you ready? 160 00:06:46,712 --> 00:06:48,479 - Yeah. - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 161 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,381 - Yaa-hoo! - Jim, you ready? 162 00:06:50,382 --> 00:06:52,183 - Yes. - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 163 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:53,918 - Yaa-hoo! - Jim, you ready? 164 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:55,653 Feelin' pretty good, Sanger. Feelin' ready to go. 165 00:06:55,654 --> 00:06:57,455 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 166 00:06:57,456 --> 00:06:59,291 {\an8}Dolo, ready to mix it up? 167 00:07:00,259 --> 00:07:01,726 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 168 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:03,261 Hitch, how ya feelin' about 169 00:07:03,262 --> 00:07:04,595 - two points tonight? - Yes, sir! 170 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,097 Good, 'cause you're goin'! 171 00:07:06,098 --> 00:07:07,967 Yaa-hoo! 172 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:36,561 Who's gonna set the tone, boys? 173 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:38,330 Who's gonna fuckin' set it? 174 00:07:39,765 --> 00:07:41,299 Here we go! 175 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,400 What the fuck, Jim? 176 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:46,137 Who's fuckin' going? 177 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,106 Who's goin, boys? Who's goin'? 178 00:07:48,107 --> 00:07:49,374 Fuck's sake! 179 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:52,844 - Let's go, Jim! - Set the tone, Jimmy. 180 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:54,045 Set the tone. 181 00:07:56,281 --> 00:07:57,716 Go! 182 00:07:58,951 --> 00:07:59,951 Fuck's sake! 183 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:09,628 Fuck's sake! 184 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:13,132 Yeah! Come on! 185 00:08:14,566 --> 00:08:17,569 36 is gone, Sanguinet. Third man in. 186 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:19,370 Shoresy's line. 187 00:08:19,371 --> 00:08:21,406 Well, boys, better fuckin' run 'em up. 188 00:08:21,407 --> 00:08:22,741 Hey! 189 00:08:37,790 --> 00:08:38,924 Hey! 190 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:50,301 I'll get that fuckin' cunt in the second. 191 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:51,736 That'd be great! 192 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,671 Well, are we just gonna be down a goal all night, boys? 193 00:08:53,672 --> 00:08:56,108 Let's get ahead! Shoot the puck! 194 00:09:07,352 --> 00:09:10,922 Fuck's sake! Wake the fuck up! 195 00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:16,027 Woo-hoo-hoo! 196 00:09:16,028 --> 00:09:18,196 How do you like it, Shoresy, How do you like it? 197 00:09:18,197 --> 00:09:19,964 Shut up ya fuckin' drunk! 198 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:20,965 Haha! 199 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:22,934 Could use a momentum swing here, Sanger! 200 00:09:22,935 --> 00:09:24,202 Jims' line. 201 00:09:24,203 --> 00:09:25,870 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys. 202 00:09:25,871 --> 00:09:28,973 Let's fuckin' go! Holy fuck, Goody, Dolo, 203 00:09:28,974 --> 00:09:30,908 if I spray the puck with Melodie's perfume, 204 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:32,978 you think you'd go after it a little harder? 205 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:36,114 Fuck, Fish, are you ever gonna score again? 206 00:09:36,115 --> 00:09:40,152 I'm startin' to think you'll never score again? Ever? 207 00:09:41,286 --> 00:09:42,620 Here we go! Here we go. 208 00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:45,356 Come on, Jimmy! Jim, come on! Come on, Jimmy. 209 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,024 - Come on, baby! - Come on, Jimmy! 210 00:09:47,025 --> 00:09:48,526 - Get him! - Here we go! 211 00:09:48,527 --> 00:09:49,961 - Let's go Jim. - Come on, Jimmy! 212 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:52,196 For fuck's sake. 213 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:53,531 Fuck's sake. 214 00:09:53,532 --> 00:09:55,399 - There ya go, yeah! - Let's go! 215 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,903 Yeah! Fuck's sake. Fuck! 216 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,922 Shoresy. 217 00:10:17,756 --> 00:10:18,990 - You okay? - Yeah, just sometimes 218 00:10:18,991 --> 00:10:20,858 when I get real frustrated, I cry a little bit. 219 00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:22,493 But I'm fuckin' trying not to. 220 00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:24,028 - Maybe just cry, my guy. - No, no, 221 00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:25,730 let's do somethin' fuckin' productive. 222 00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:27,098 - Behind the eight-ball here. - Yeah, well, 223 00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:28,666 that's what happens when you don't set the tone. 224 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,668 - Jims tried to set the tone. - They never set it. 225 00:10:30,669 --> 00:10:32,303 - Never got set. - Well, ya gotta set 226 00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:33,671 the fucking tone! 227 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:34,839 Dolo sucks tonight. 228 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,240 Well, don't let Goody off the hook. 229 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,242 I don't expect them to show up in the third either. 230 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:39,810 Well, they already played a fuckin' period between 231 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,279 - the sheets. - They look like shit. 232 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,747 - They stink! - Frankie's head 233 00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,015 - is somewhere else. - Yeah, probably 234 00:10:44,016 --> 00:10:45,283 in a box of Zebra Cakes. 235 00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:46,584 What do you wanna do? 236 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,220 You tell me. 237 00:10:49,588 --> 00:10:50,922 Let's go through the supporting cast. 238 00:10:50,923 --> 00:10:52,657 - That's all we can do. - Fish. 239 00:10:52,658 --> 00:10:54,825 Fish may never score again, Sanguinet! 240 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:57,296 Exactly. No use for scorers who don't score. 241 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:03,067 Holy fuck, Jims! What happened? 242 00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:05,136 I thought I'd take a few to get inside 243 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,971 and maybe he'd break his hand on my head. 244 00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:08,372 Lucky you didn't 245 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:09,574 - get knocked out. - How many times 246 00:11:09,575 --> 00:11:11,242 - have you been knocked out? - Four or five. 247 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:13,779 - That's a lot of concussions. - Never had a concussion. 248 00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:16,681 Well, Fish, ya ready to be the hero? 249 00:11:16,682 --> 00:11:17,848 What? 250 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,517 - You just said... - I know what I said. 251 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:21,052 You're gonna score us a fuckin' goal. 252 00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:23,088 - What if I don't? - You're cut. 253 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,557 I'm cut? 254 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:28,559 You used to score us a goal a game. 255 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,928 - How many did you get last game? - Zero. 256 00:11:30,929 --> 00:11:34,432 - And the game before that? - Zero. 257 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,334 - And the game before that? - Zero! 258 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:38,269 No use for scorers who don't score. 259 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,281 Score us a goal, Fish. 260 00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:56,148 My man. 261 00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:59,116 Well, Fish, you scored the game-winning goal, 262 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:00,885 but your mom's real ugly. How's it feel? 263 00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:03,488 Pretty big smile for a guy who almost got cut. 264 00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:05,890 - That was fucked up. - Well, didn't see you 265 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,692 complainin' when your teammates were mobbin' ya. 266 00:13:07,693 --> 00:13:09,093 - I'm serious. - Didn't see you complainin' 267 00:13:09,094 --> 00:13:10,628 when the fans were cheerin' your name. 268 00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:12,063 - That wasn't cool. - Won't see you complainin' 269 00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:14,365 when you're gettin' your dink sucked later tonight. 270 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:15,533 Or maybe I will. 271 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,436 What, you want me to come watch or? 272 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:20,339 Don't fuck with me like that again. 273 00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:22,673 Nice game, coach. 274 00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:45,262 I think it's pretty fuckin' obvious. 275 00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,971 - Shoresy. - Call your fuckin' parents. 276 00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:55,873 Cunt hair away from fucking up that record, slut. 277 00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:58,342 Well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 278 00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,144 Could do without the suspense next time. 279 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:02,346 - Ask and you shall receive. - Kee-he-he! 280 00:14:02,347 --> 00:14:03,981 - You've got press. - Yew! 281 00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:05,816 - Not with her. - I was gonna say, 282 00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:06,984 let me grab a shower first. 283 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:08,619 Got a fuckin' ecosystem down here. 284 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,954 - Ew! - This guy knows 285 00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:11,689 - what I'm talkin' about. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 286 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:14,558 It's a different press opportunity. 287 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,094 Well, is she hot? 288 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,201 Is he dying? 289 00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:27,004 - What? - Is he going to die? 290 00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:28,806 - No. - What's wrong with you? 291 00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:30,775 Well, usually when they bring somebody in 292 00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:32,743 for something like this, like a kid, it's 'cause 293 00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,845 - it's like... - What? 294 00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:36,380 - His last wish. - No! 295 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:38,182 What do you think, you're the fuckin' Rock? 296 00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:39,583 So, he's not dying or anything? 297 00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:41,185 - No! - You're in the fucking NOSHO, 298 00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:42,853 - you're a nobody. - Then why do you got me 299 00:14:42,854 --> 00:14:44,388 doing an interview with a fucking infant? 300 00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,389 'Cause we... 301 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,957 - He's not an infant. - 'Cause we are 302 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,492 an organization by the community for the community 303 00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:50,995 and doing interviews for his popular YouTube show 304 00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:52,496 will help us reach more of our community. 305 00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:55,266 So, first you got us with our dinks out in calendars, 306 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:57,968 and now you want us on a kids' show? 307 00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,171 It is a bit weird when he puts it that way. 308 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,039 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fer what?! 309 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,607 We want more kids out to games. 310 00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:05,242 - Why? - Because kids in sports 311 00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:07,278 - stay off the streets. - Drugs kill dreams. 312 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:08,712 You're an idiot. 313 00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:11,515 - His name is Jory. - What? 314 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:14,518 - Jor-y. - Jory? 315 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:18,389 Yeah, like Cory but Jory. 316 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:21,560 My God. So dumb. 317 00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:25,397 Ready? Okay. 318 00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:28,833 Welcome to the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 319 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,167 I'm your host, Jory Jordan and I'm here 320 00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:32,404 with the captain of your Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 321 00:15:32,838 --> 00:15:34,205 What's up, buddy? 322 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:36,941 - What's goin' on? - Another win for the Bulldogs. 323 00:15:36,942 --> 00:15:38,309 - You bet. - That's a good lesson 324 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,479 for the kids at home, you don't have to be pretty. 325 00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:43,481 Let's open it up to some fan questions. 326 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,749 This one comes from local realtor Brandon Town. 327 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,685 "Great job on the calendar." 328 00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:49,053 Thanks buddy, appreciate that. 329 00:15:49,054 --> 00:15:51,455 You understand that's out there forever now? 330 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,890 Think you'll have kids one day? 331 00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:54,558 Maybe you can't. 332 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:55,993 If a kid came to school and said, 333 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,962 "Hey, look at this calendar, it's your dad." 334 00:15:57,963 --> 00:15:59,731 Can't get much worse than that. 335 00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:02,934 Only if you got a name like Jory Jordan. 336 00:16:03,802 --> 00:16:05,035 Let's go to another fan question. 337 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:06,403 There aren't any. 338 00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:09,307 You're not that great at interviews. Kinda simple? 339 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:11,775 They weeded out all the simple kids from gen pop 340 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,678 in grade 3 at my school. What was it for you? 341 00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:15,479 Just a couple more questions, Jory. 342 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,615 Would you say getting held back in grade 2 was worse 343 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:19,083 than getting held back in grade 1? 344 00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,985 - Alright, last one, Jory. - Two-part question. 345 00:16:20,986 --> 00:16:22,953 What was it like seeing all your friends move up a grade 346 00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:24,955 without you, and do you use that as motivation today? 347 00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:26,891 Thanks, Nat. That was fun. 348 00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,158 Looks like that'll be all for tonight 349 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:29,593 on the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 350 00:16:29,594 --> 00:16:30,961 Get big and strong, kid. 351 00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:32,963 You're gonna need it if you wanna act like that. 352 00:16:32,964 --> 00:16:35,099 Don't take it out on me that you can't have kids. 353 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,567 - For fuck sakes, Shoresy. - Fer what?! 354 00:16:36,568 --> 00:16:38,836 - What the hell was that? - He's not even dying. 355 00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:40,104 I meant the game. 356 00:16:40,105 --> 00:16:42,172 What the one we're on a 22-game heater after? 357 00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:43,874 - We sucked. - We stink. 358 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,376 - Frankie was somewhere else. - He hasn't heard 359 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,645 - from his girlfriends, my guy. - Girlfriends? 360 00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:49,847 Goody and Dolo have had their heads in mitt all day. 361 00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:50,915 Michaels is still acting weird. 362 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,650 Goalies are always weird. 363 00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:53,951 And what is with the Jims? 364 00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:55,286 Well, they didn't set the tone. 365 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,254 Have you ever heard of Reach For The Top? 366 00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:58,589 Sanguinet, did you threaten 367 00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,957 to cut Fish if he didn't score? 368 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,359 - Who ratted? - It wasn't a threat. 369 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,928 Sanguinet... 370 00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:05,796 - Is that true? - You surprised? 371 00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:06,997 Well, didn't see him complainin' 372 00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:08,332 when his teammates were mobbin' him. 373 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,034 - That's over the top. - Didn't see him complainin' 374 00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:11,235 when the fans were cheerin' his name. 375 00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,770 - Don't do that again. - Won't see him 376 00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:15,239 complainin' when he's gettin' his dink sucked later tonight. 377 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,142 Or maybe I will. Fuck it, I'll watch if he wants me to. 378 00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:19,977 You have multiple fires to put out, Shoresy. 379 00:17:19,978 --> 00:17:21,879 Which one are you gonna start with first? 380 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,980 - Yeah, so... - Never mind, 381 00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:25,115 I don't care. But start now. 382 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:27,484 - My God! - Go! 383 00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:29,287 So dumb. 384 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:32,923 - Sanguinet? - Man's a killer now. 385 00:17:32,924 --> 00:17:34,992 I used to not like it when he was like that. 386 00:17:34,993 --> 00:17:37,328 - Like what? - Shoresy. 387 00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:39,296 You don't want him anything like Shoresy. 388 00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:42,633 I gotta say, he's settling into it, though. 389 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,270 - Loves to win. - Hates to lose. 390 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,371 Bulldog hockey, baby. 391 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:50,709 Hi. 392 00:17:52,744 --> 00:17:55,180 Couldn't find the arena guy. Do you mind if I step in? 393 00:17:56,314 --> 00:17:57,581 Unfortunately, you got a problem with all three 394 00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:59,249 shower heads in the visitors' locker room. 395 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,051 They're almost completely blocked and they're leakin' 396 00:18:01,052 --> 00:18:02,252 where the heads meet the hose. 397 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,487 What are you, a fuckin' plumber? 398 00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:04,888 Yeah. Always wanted to learn a trade. 399 00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,357 Better late than never. 400 00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,359 I got caught workin' late today. Ended up takin' my truck 401 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,228 to the game. Luckily, I had some Teflon tape in there 402 00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:13,497 and I fixed the seals where the heads meet the hose. 403 00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:16,368 But as for the heads themselves, do you have any CLR? 404 00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:19,603 'K, great. Have your arena guy run 'em through that 405 00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,906 for a couple minutes. They'll be as good as new. 406 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,242 And that's not to imply you couldn't do this all yourself, 407 00:18:25,243 --> 00:18:27,077 I just figured you'd be pretty busy 408 00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,646 running the best team in the league and all. 409 00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:29,980 Soon to be the best team ever. 410 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,517 Right. Goodnight. 411 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:37,421 What a fuckin' nerd. 412 00:18:37,422 --> 00:18:39,089 That guy played a thousand games in the show. 413 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,424 Now he's in the NOSHO. 414 00:18:40,425 --> 00:18:42,126 That guy played with first-ballot Hall of Famers. 415 00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:44,828 - Now he's a plumber. - Everybody needs a plumber. 416 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,964 What a fuckin' nerd. 417 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,365 Nat. 418 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,167 Dude, your knees are shaking. 419 00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:51,835 Holy shit woman, you're fired up. 420 00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:54,972 I don't think I've ever seen this. 421 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,808 You don't date sluts, remember? 422 00:18:57,809 --> 00:19:00,444 Yeah, you just take them down. 423 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,581 So... 424 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:06,884 I'm gonna fuck that slut. 425 00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:11,411 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org