1 00:01:11,870 --> 00:01:13,604 Alright, shut the fuck up! 2 00:01:13,605 --> 00:01:15,907 Sanger's got the floor. 3 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:18,143 Let's listen up here, boys. Everybody listen up here now. 4 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:20,011 Alright, gents, thanks for stickin' around 5 00:01:20,012 --> 00:01:21,713 for this little players only. 6 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,215 Even though it isn't really a players only 'cause I'm here. 7 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,284 Yeah, but like he's one of the boys, so it'd be 8 00:01:26,285 --> 00:01:27,986 weird if he wasn't here for the players only. 9 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:29,353 Who's runnin' it? 10 00:01:29,354 --> 00:01:30,789 Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 11 00:01:30,789 --> 00:01:32,725 - I thought I'd run it. - Yeah, like he's the coach, 12 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,660 he's usually the one talkin' so it'd be weird if he was 13 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,295 just here listenin' to someone talk. It's like... 14 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:38,563 it's like, he's usually the one talkin'. 15 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:39,997 Can I phone a call? 16 00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:42,166 - Can you phone a call? - Can I? 17 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,835 What, are you gonna order a fuckin' pizza? 18 00:01:43,836 --> 00:01:46,404 Uh, I'll just get right into it. You're fuckin' up. 19 00:01:46,405 --> 00:01:48,439 You're fuckin' up. You're fuckin' up. 20 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,075 And until very recently, you were fucking up. 21 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:52,911 - How am I fucking up? - Let's start with someone 22 00:01:52,911 --> 00:01:54,146 - more important. - The Jims? 23 00:01:54,146 --> 00:01:55,346 Yeah. And in the meantime, 24 00:01:55,347 --> 00:01:57,783 Goody, Dolo, tie your dick to your leg. 25 00:01:58,550 --> 00:02:00,017 - Jim. - Yeah? 26 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:01,285 - Jim. - Hello. 27 00:02:01,286 --> 00:02:02,620 - Jim. - Let's hear it, Sanger. 28 00:02:02,621 --> 00:02:04,489 Let us have it, buddy. - You're late for games 29 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,791 and when you show up, you're not focused. 30 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:08,627 And even after the games, you scramble to the showers 31 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:10,962 and out the door. - Which is usually what guys do 32 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:12,397 if they don't want us to see their dinks, 33 00:02:12,397 --> 00:02:14,432 but like, we've see your dinks. - Yeah. 34 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:16,235 - We've seen 'em a ton of times. - Settle down. 35 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:18,202 We just likes it when ya hangs out with the b'ys 36 00:02:18,203 --> 00:02:19,504 for a bit after, that's all. 37 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:23,342 Jims are unbelievable. 38 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:26,278 Jims? 39 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:30,449 We're doin' real bad at Reach For The Top. 40 00:02:31,183 --> 00:02:32,416 - Trivia? - Yeah. 41 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:34,252 - Huh? - Usually there's four people 42 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:35,987 on a team, but we're down a man. 43 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:37,589 And he was the guy who always got us goin'. 44 00:02:37,589 --> 00:02:39,323 Ah, see boys, you gotta set the tone. 45 00:02:39,324 --> 00:02:40,626 Can't get into the game without him. 46 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,527 Someone's gotta set the tone out there, boys! 47 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:44,530 Someone's gotta fuckin' set it! - You see, th-th-that is a very 48 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,531 interesting parallel, because the Jims need someone 49 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:48,232 to set the tone in order to get it going, 50 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:49,934 and we need the Jims to set the tone. 51 00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:51,203 Shut up, Michaels, you fuckin' nerd. 52 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:52,737 What happened to your other guy? 53 00:02:52,738 --> 00:02:54,205 - He got stabbed. - By who? 54 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:56,140 - By a big Indian. - We're just feeling banged up 55 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:57,643 from getting pumped at Reach For The Top. 56 00:02:57,643 --> 00:03:00,077 And now we're comin' here and gettin' pumped too. 57 00:03:00,078 --> 00:03:03,147 So what you're sayin' is you just needs one of the b'ys 58 00:03:03,148 --> 00:03:04,782 to come where you're to? - Yeah. 59 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:07,218 Come on, b'ys, let's send someone where der at. 60 00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:09,287 Does it have to be another jail guard on your team, 61 00:03:09,288 --> 00:03:11,055 or can it be one of us? 62 00:03:11,056 --> 00:03:12,324 The other jail guards don't wanna play 63 00:03:12,324 --> 00:03:13,758 Reach For The Top anymore. 64 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:15,326 Because one got stabbed. 65 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:16,561 By a big Indian. 66 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:17,762 Alright, gents, 67 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:20,165 looks like we're looking for a fourth man for the Jims. 68 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:22,967 We got any beers? 69 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:24,402 Huh? 70 00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:27,206 Boys dumped all the cold ones on me so... 71 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:30,141 I just think this players only is goin' 72 00:03:30,142 --> 00:03:31,443 a bit long to not be havin' beers. 73 00:03:31,443 --> 00:03:33,211 - Couple frosty ones. - Should we get 74 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,545 some beers for the players only? 75 00:03:34,546 --> 00:03:35,947 Well, we could take the players only 76 00:03:35,948 --> 00:03:38,684 to where there's beers. - That's a good idea, ol' man. 77 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,485 Couple chilly ones? 78 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:43,655 Pretty good pizza here, boys. 79 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:46,157 Let's get hammerin' some pizza here now. 80 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:48,926 Alright, boys, Reach For The Top. Who's smart? 81 00:03:52,764 --> 00:03:54,465 Maybe we start at the other end of 'er 82 00:03:54,466 --> 00:03:56,801 and weed some guys out. 83 00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:58,937 Okay, who's dumb? 84 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:03,507 Now we're movin' here, boys, let's keep 'er movin' here now. 85 00:04:03,508 --> 00:04:05,776 - Hitch and Michaels. - How are we gonna figure out 86 00:04:05,777 --> 00:04:07,245 who's less dumb? 87 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,512 We'll throw some trivia at you 88 00:04:08,513 --> 00:04:09,681 and whoever gets the most right wins. 89 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:11,683 B'y, this could take all night. 90 00:04:12,184 --> 00:04:13,651 Even as the smartest b'ys here, 91 00:04:13,652 --> 00:04:15,419 I still think we'll get most of 'em wrong. 92 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,121 - Yeah. - Ya think? 93 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:18,656 - Yes. - Why? 94 00:04:18,657 --> 00:04:19,824 Look at 'em. 95 00:04:19,825 --> 00:04:21,058 Well, maybe I get in there 96 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:22,661 and speed things up a little bit. 97 00:04:24,296 --> 00:04:25,897 Well, I'm the dumbest guy here so... 98 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:27,231 Fish is pretty dumb. 99 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:28,532 No, Fish only looks dumb. 100 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:30,534 He's not actually that dumb. - Thanks, Shoresy. 101 00:04:30,535 --> 00:04:32,803 - Got a dip? - He's not as dumb as Shoresy. 102 00:04:32,804 --> 00:04:34,338 I'm the dumbest guy here. 103 00:04:34,339 --> 00:04:37,475 So, if I get one right that someone else doesn't get, 104 00:04:37,476 --> 00:04:39,678 he should automatically be out. 105 00:04:42,514 --> 00:04:44,382 - Thanks, big boy. - Shoresy, can I phone... 106 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:47,251 Oh, my God, Frankie, you can order DQ from an app! 107 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,553 You don't have to call. 108 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:52,657 You, you, and you, 109 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:54,458 you're all candidates for the fourth man 110 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:55,660 for the Jims' trivia team. 111 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:57,428 What would you do if selected? Hitch? 112 00:04:57,429 --> 00:04:59,430 - Study all night. - Michaels? 113 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:01,032 Well, I'd have a positive attitude. 114 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,366 - Shoresy? - Fuck yer mom. 115 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,101 Tell us about your strategy, Hitch. 116 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:05,469 B'y, I'll be the first to admit 117 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,271 that as a "Newfie", we gets a bad rap 118 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:09,440 for bein' dumb. What with the volume we drinks 119 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:11,008 and the way we talks. 120 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:13,945 But what we lacks in grey matter we makes up for in work ethic. 121 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,147 I guarantee you, a Newfoundlander 122 00:05:16,148 --> 00:05:18,449 will not be outworked. - Michaels. 123 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,651 Though I adored English in school, I like words, 124 00:05:20,652 --> 00:05:22,087 but my true love is math and science. 125 00:05:22,087 --> 00:05:23,721 I'm just gonna stop you right there. 126 00:05:23,722 --> 00:05:26,791 Is he not the most boring person you've ever heard in your life? 127 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,426 - Pardon me? - Like, is no one else 128 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:29,861 havin' this issue, you're sittin' here, 129 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:32,930 you're listening to him talk, you're trying to care, 130 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:35,166 but you just can't seem to give a fuck about 131 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,667 a single word he says? - Yeah. 132 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,770 - Tell me how you really feel, huh? - I've been sittin' here 133 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,072 listening to him talk for a minute. 134 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:41,439 He's been talking for five seconds. 135 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,874 Feels like I've been sitting here listening 136 00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:43,975 to him talk for a year! 137 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,077 Do you think there's any girls on the bar side? 138 00:05:46,078 --> 00:05:47,445 Hmm? 139 00:05:47,446 --> 00:05:49,313 We're going to get to your problem next, boys. 140 00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:51,615 Well, guess this players only's 141 00:05:51,616 --> 00:05:54,785 been goin' a bit long to not be lookin' at girls. 142 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,790 If we were smart, we would've started 143 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:01,859 the players only where there was beer and girls. 144 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,228 It's not really a players only anymore, though. 145 00:06:04,229 --> 00:06:05,563 Shut the fuck up, Fish. 146 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:07,598 Now to figure out who's the least dumb. 147 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:09,600 - Shoresy. - Frankie! 148 00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:11,268 He hasn't heard from his girlfriends. 149 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:12,671 Girlfriends? 150 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:15,039 He hasn't heard from his girlfriends? 151 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,374 No. 152 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,242 Better hope they haven't heard from each other! 153 00:06:18,243 --> 00:06:19,610 Players only, boys! 154 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:21,445 At Reach For The Top, they just fire a bunch 155 00:06:21,446 --> 00:06:22,914 of trivia questions at you. - Alright, 156 00:06:22,914 --> 00:06:24,583 we'll fire a bunch of trivia questions at you. 157 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,551 Yeah, let's get firin' some trivia questions here, boys. 158 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:27,985 Let's go now. - B'ys let's pick one 159 00:06:27,986 --> 00:06:30,789 good question so I can go ask that girl to dance. 160 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:34,559 She's a bit young but... 161 00:06:34,559 --> 00:06:37,661 Hey, tie your dick to your leg! 162 00:06:37,662 --> 00:06:39,497 Well, we pick one topic, 163 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:41,600 and whoever talks about it better wins. 164 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:44,402 - What's the topic? - Space. 165 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,370 You wanna talk about space? 166 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:49,407 Yeah! And whoever talks about it better wins. 167 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,842 You wanna see who can talk about space better? 168 00:06:51,843 --> 00:06:54,812 - Yes, sir. - Michaels, get us started. 169 00:06:54,813 --> 00:06:56,580 Well, first off, I mean, it's huge. 170 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:58,549 - What is? - Space. 171 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,684 You're opening with space is huge? 172 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:02,320 What'd you think I was talking about? 173 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,888 I dunno, a fuckin' planet. 174 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:06,223 - A galaxy? - How long is a light year? 175 00:07:06,224 --> 00:07:07,992 If he's opening with space is huge, 176 00:07:07,993 --> 00:07:10,127 I can for sure talk about space better. 177 00:07:10,128 --> 00:07:12,831 Okay, go ahead, talk about space. 178 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:16,000 The Earth revolves around the sun. 179 00:07:16,001 --> 00:07:17,868 See? Already Shoresy's talkin' about space 180 00:07:17,869 --> 00:07:19,838 better than I thought. - Let's dance. 181 00:07:21,907 --> 00:07:24,843 Sorry b'ys, gotta go see about a girl. 182 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:28,612 Well, you run a great players only, Sanger. 183 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:30,048 You brought us to where there's girls. 184 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:32,049 Don't worry, we're gonna get to the bottom of this, 185 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:33,317 all right, Jim? - Yeah. 186 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:34,485 - Jim? - Yes. 187 00:07:34,486 --> 00:07:35,720 - Jim? - You can fit one million 188 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,455 Earths inside the sun. - You know, 189 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,690 I don't think it's any coincidence 190 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:40,658 I start talkin' about space, all of a sudden, 191 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:42,293 no one wants to talk about space anymore. 192 00:07:42,294 --> 00:07:43,627 And you were just gettin' goin'. 193 00:07:43,628 --> 00:07:45,430 Don't see anyone wanting to talk about space now. 194 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:46,965 Well, you're right, it is beyond massive. 195 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:49,733 I had some great space words I didn't even get to use. 196 00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:51,435 - Like what? - Meta-galactic. 197 00:07:51,436 --> 00:07:54,238 - My guy! - Inter-cosmic. 198 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:56,541 - Those are pretty good ones. - Well, you better think twice 199 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:57,742 you wanna talk about space with me. 200 00:07:57,742 --> 00:07:59,811 A full space suit costs ya 12 sheets. 201 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,947 - Michaels. - Yeah? 202 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:04,516 What's your problem? 203 00:08:06,718 --> 00:08:08,352 I'm the best goalie in the league. 204 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:09,588 Well then, why are you walkin' around 205 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:11,155 like someone ran over your dog? 206 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:12,690 Look... 207 00:08:12,691 --> 00:08:14,625 You're really gonna inhale and exhale like that? 208 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:16,660 - Oh just... - There, you just did it again. 209 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:17,995 You don't even 210 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:19,663 know you're doin' it! - It's not success 211 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:22,534 unless you have someone to share it with. 212 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:25,369 Hmm? 213 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,104 I mean, I'm number one in the league. 214 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:28,572 We're number one. And soon, 215 00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:31,375 we're gonna be number one in the league of all time. 216 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:32,710 Mm-hmm. 217 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:34,879 We're successful, but it's just... 218 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,480 it's not true success if you don't have 219 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,983 anyone to share it with. 220 00:08:40,819 --> 00:08:42,520 You're talkin' about a broad, right? 221 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:45,724 Don't fuckin' do that! 222 00:08:51,796 --> 00:08:53,130 - You're at my house. - Yeah. 223 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:55,666 - You fucking psycho. - Politely knocking. 224 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,134 You must have some liquid courage. 225 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:58,569 - Nope. - You're not drunk? 226 00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,870 Well, yeah. 227 00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:01,973 Okay, go. I honestly can't wait. 228 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:05,377 Do you really need to inhale and exhale like that? 229 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,946 - Whoa. - What? 230 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:12,584 It's not success unless you have someone to share it with. 231 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:15,987 What isn't? 232 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,589 - What? - Your success isn't? 233 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,057 Isn't what? 234 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:22,226 Success unless you have someone to share it with? 235 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:23,427 Can I start over? 236 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:24,663 You're saying you're successful. 237 00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:26,163 - Yep. - 'Cause you're the best team 238 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:27,165 in the league, I'm assuming. 239 00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:28,832 - Best team in the league ever. - Not yet. 240 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:29,968 But you're saying it isn't success unless 241 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:31,102 you have someone to share it with? 242 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:33,471 - Yeah. - So what does that even mean? 243 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,806 I'd love to tell ya about my day. 244 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,174 - Would you? - Yeah. 245 00:09:37,175 --> 00:09:38,542 - What else? - I'd love to see 246 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:41,646 if I can somehow make your life easier. 247 00:09:44,082 --> 00:09:46,784 - I almost believe you, dude. - But? 248 00:09:46,785 --> 00:09:48,953 - You're a slut. - I know you've fucked 249 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:51,555 one or two before. - That's how I know sluts talk. 250 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,257 - What's it gonna take? - Whadda ya got? 251 00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:54,658 Well, I'd tongue kiss 252 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:56,794 a toaster to vacuum your fuckin' car. 253 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:58,762 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'd walk the Kingsway 254 00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:01,165 with my pants at my ankles to empty your dishwasher. 255 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,500 - Now we're talkin'! - I wanna empty your dishwasher 256 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:04,902 so bad, you have no idea. 257 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:07,504 - Say hi to Big Sexy for me. - Yeah, all right. 258 00:10:07,505 --> 00:10:09,306 I wasn't thinkin' I was comin' in or anything. 259 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:12,042 Wasn't hopin' or anything. - My kid's asleep in there. 260 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,212 Yeah, don't wanna mess that up or anything. 261 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,283 You wanna go in the garage? 262 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,255 Yeah, so you'll think 263 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,057 you'd come knock on my door anytime you're half cut 264 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:27,658 and I'll wanna crawl on top of ya? 265 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:29,693 You are such a fuckin' good time, woman. 266 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:30,961 - Later. - I'm gonna be 267 00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:32,429 thinkin' about you. - Good night. 268 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:34,198 And I usually prefer the front door 269 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:36,900 on a first date, but you're the boss apple sauce! 270 00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:39,738 Clock's tickin' on the season 271 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,206 and there's something real shiny at the end of it. 272 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,507 So, we need one of the boys settin' the tone for the Jims 273 00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:44,975 so the Jims can set the tone for us. 274 00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:47,645 Gotta set the tone boys. Someone's gotta fuckin' set it. 275 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,480 Practice round. We'll start easy. 276 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:51,583 What is the highest grossing Canadian movie of all time? 277 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:52,816 Fubar! 278 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,051 No, ya fuckin' idiot. 279 00:10:54,052 --> 00:10:55,819 - So fuckin' stupid. - Guy's a fuckin' idiot. 280 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,088 Yeah, it's the best Canadian movie of all time. 281 00:10:58,089 --> 00:10:59,523 Incorrect. Michaels? 282 00:10:59,524 --> 00:11:01,892 - It's Bon Cop, Bad Cop. - Correct. 283 00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:04,428 What multi-platinum band hails from Hanna, Alberta? 284 00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:05,896 Spirit of the West. 285 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,665 Are you actually a fuckin' idiot? 286 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,166 He might actually be fuckin' stupid. 287 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,735 - So fuckin' dumb. - Incorrect. Michaels? 288 00:11:11,736 --> 00:11:13,604 - It's Nickelback. - Nickelback. 289 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,472 Correct. I'm a World War I 290 00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,274 flying ace that Toronto City Airport 291 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:18,609 is named after. Who am I? 292 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,010 Avro Aero. 293 00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:22,146 Oh, my God, how is he in this fuckin' competition? 294 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:23,580 That's a plane. 295 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:25,316 Well, he was askin' for a plane, wasn't he? 296 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,550 - No! - He was askin' about 297 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,452 a plane driver. - A plane driver? 298 00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:29,820 - A pilot. - Huh? 299 00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:31,622 - Lard Jeezus, b'y. - Commercial planes 300 00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:34,425 can't go in reverse, eh? - Incorrect. Michaels? 301 00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:35,859 It's Billy Bishop. 302 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,429 - Correct. - You gotta push 'em. 303 00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:38,829 I think we've seen enough. 304 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,131 Don't see no questions on Newfoundland though, b'ys. 305 00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,267 No worries, we're used to being excluded. 306 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,302 Holy fuck, Sanger, just give him a question 307 00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:47,671 about the Maritimes. - Newfoundland ain't part 308 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,173 of the Maritimes, b'ys! 309 00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:51,575 Okay, what is the name of the popular Nova Scotia 310 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:53,544 condiment made of condensed milk, 311 00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:54,978 vinegar, and garlic? - Oh, come on! 312 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:56,981 Creamy garlic. 313 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,684 - Fuckin' idiot! - Are you fuckin' serious? 314 00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,519 - Donair sauce! - Correct! 315 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,954 Who doesn't hear fucking Nova Scotia 316 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,590 and think donair? - Halifax explosion was a doozy. 317 00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:08,258 What the fuck else does Nova Scotia have? 318 00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:10,195 - Well, they got Sid the Kid. - Trailer Park Boys. 319 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:11,662 Well, Peggy's Cove's a lovely time. 320 00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,263 Congrats, Michaels, 321 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:15,432 you're going to jail to play Reach For The Top! 322 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:16,800 - Yes! - Put us out of our misery. 323 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,536 Guys, look, I just wanna say that I respect... 324 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:20,137 Sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up. 325 00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:21,339 Frankie? 326 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:46,424 No. 327 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,535 No. 328 00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:08,146 Eh, Celine. 329 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,119 - Oui. - Oui. 330 00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,302 Well, Frankie lives in Ontario now, 331 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,004 so I feel like we should speak English 332 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:36,307 so the girls there understand. - I agree. They should know. 333 00:14:36,307 --> 00:14:38,308 We were asleep together one night, 334 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,078 and I woke up with something between my toes. 335 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,746 It was a Honey Nut Cheerio. 336 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:44,815 - Oh. - I would check Frankie's 337 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:46,416 pockets before doing the wash, 338 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:49,686 and one time, I pulled out a Subway Philly cheese steak. 339 00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:51,588 - A footlong? - Yeah. 340 00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:52,957 And a McDonald's apple pie. 341 00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,158 One time I came home, 342 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:56,294 and the smoke alarms were going off, 343 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,328 and my dogs were scratching at the door. 344 00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,531 Frankie had fallen asleep with two pizza pops 345 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,965 on the George Foreman Grill. 346 00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:03,667 Oh, Frankie. 347 00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,235 Your dogs must have been scared sick. 348 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:07,104 Yeah, they were sick all right, 349 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,739 from the pepperoni he picked up 350 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,375 by the checkout at Canadian Tire. 351 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,344 You see, I thought the cheating was bad. 352 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:17,781 And it's clear that his diet is what's really eating you. 353 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,527 What? 354 00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:04,428 We got a problem. 355 00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:05,630 Of course we do. 356 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,469 Did you just get fucked? 357 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,638 - We got a problem. - What's the problem? 358 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:17,274 - Hey, look at her. - What? 359 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,077 - Doesn't she look like... - Fuck you, Shoresy! 360 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:20,344 Fer what? 361 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,013 - Like you just got fucked. - You look like 362 00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:23,647 you just got fucked. - No, she doesn't. 363 00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,015 - Okay. - If anything, 364 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,918 she looks like she's been at home blastin' herself. 365 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:28,785 We've got a problem. 366 00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:30,253 Someone tell me the problem. 367 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:32,189 - Frankie got caught. - Oof! 368 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,024 - Only a matter of time. - How is he? 369 00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:35,592 - He doesn't know yet. - Good. 370 00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:38,161 Keep it away from him until after we play North Bay. 371 00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,663 The Quebecois don't love him anymore. 372 00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,733 - Quebecois stand by their own. - Well, someone loves him. 373 00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:43,000 His calendar's sold out. 374 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,235 There's that calendar bitin' me in the ass! 375 00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:47,304 - And back ordered. - I don't fuckin' care! 376 00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:48,972 Well, you should. That big Quebecer 377 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,274 just got us 10K closer to our 50K goal. 378 00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:52,943 - 20 to go. - So dumb. 379 00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:54,078 You know what? Fuck you, Shoresy. 380 00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,712 - Fer what? - I send you off 381 00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:57,147 to put out some fires, and instead, 382 00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:59,016 you come back with a new one? - No, one's out. 383 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,218 So, you came back with this one in place of another. 384 00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:02,919 Same amount of fires, slut. 385 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,688 These floors could use a sweep, Ziig. 386 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,557 Which one don't I have to worry about anymore? 387 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:12,230 Welcome to this week's 388 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,131 Reach For The Top league play. 389 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,066 Quiet on the block, please. 390 00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,472 Thank you. 391 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:25,942 Jim, Jim, and Jim have a new teammate today. 392 00:17:25,943 --> 00:17:29,046 This is Michaels. Let's all welcome him. 393 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,815 I'll fuck you 'til you love me, hoe! 394 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:32,549 C'mon, fuck me up the ass! 395 00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,286 Thank you. 396 00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:39,056 I understand that Jim, Jim, Jim, and Michaels 397 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,158 also have a new team name. 398 00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:42,526 Since we have a new teammate, 399 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:44,162 we thought we should have a new team name. 400 00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:46,163 We'll no longer be called Iroquiz. 401 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,366 And what shall we call you? 402 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,701 Algonquiz. 403 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,202 Very well. 404 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,670 In an effort to put what happened 405 00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,205 to Correctional Officer Seth 406 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,307 at the hands of inmate Pinky behind us... 407 00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:59,010 I'll fuck you 'til you love me, hoe! 408 00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,744 We decided to change our name as well. 409 00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,646 Hence turning over a new leaf. 410 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,449 And what will that be? 411 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,219 Tropic of Answer. 412 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:09,953 Very well. 413 00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:11,788 Let the match begin. 414 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,790 Algonquiz, are you ready? 415 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:15,292 - Yeah. - Yes. 416 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,626 Good luck, everyone. 417 00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,529 Good luck to everybody involved. - Tropic of Answer, 418 00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:19,831 are you ready? 419 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,301 We begin. 420 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,037 Which Canadian funny man was part owner 421 00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:28,972 of the Toronto Argonauts in the 1990s? 422 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:34,077 Um, John Candy? 423 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,912 - Correct. - Okay. 424 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:37,881 Which Ontario city did Sam Panapoulos 425 00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,449 invent Hawaiian pizza in? 426 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,052 Um, Chatham. 427 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:43,420 Correct. 428 00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,355 What year did Newfoundland Labrador 429 00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:46,790 officially join Canada? 430 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,392 1949. 431 00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:53,463 Correct. She is Canada's first female astronaut. 432 00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:55,932 Roberta Bondar. 433 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,400 Correct. 434 00:18:57,401 --> 00:19:00,403 Until the success of 2006's Bon Cop, Bad Cop, 435 00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:02,005 what was the highest grossing Canadian 436 00:19:02,006 --> 00:19:03,306 motion picture of all time? 437 00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:04,808 Fubar! 438 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,109 Incorrect. 439 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,378 - Porky's. - Correct. 440 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,081 In which of his songs does Stompin' Tom Connors sing, 441 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,482 "Well the girls are out to bingo 442 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,818 and the boys are gettin' stinko"? 443 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,589 "Sudbury Saturday Night". 444 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:20,557 Correct. 445 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:21,525 Yeah! 446 00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:23,260 C'mon, fuck me up the ass! 447 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,196 I'm Jory Jordan back with the Sudbury Kids Sports Report 448 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:27,298 and joining me once again is the captain of your Sudbury 449 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,700 Blueberry Bulldogs, number 69, Shore. 450 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:33,370 69. That's a bit on the nose, isn't it? 451 00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,572 Any significance to that number for you? 452 00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:36,908 Sentimental value? 453 00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:39,510 Just wanna show everyone what a class act you are then, eh? 454 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,112 You've got the North Bay Norsemen tonight, 455 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,412 which means you've got Keller. 456 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,282 He can be a real pain in the knackers, can't he? 457 00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:46,082 - Yeah. - Got a hot wife though. 458 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,151 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. Wanna see? 459 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,654 Alright. 460 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,023 Huh. 461 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:54,958 Got him in every picture though. 462 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:57,661 Wanna see MacPherson's wife? - Alright. 463 00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,162 Just a sec. 464 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,131 Bikini shots are way down here. 465 00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:06,196 MacPherson, you try that again, 466 00:21:06,197 --> 00:21:07,932 and I'll wrap my stick around your fuckin' neck. 467 00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,734 - Next one's goin' in, bud. - You try that again, 468 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:12,469 you're gonna get fuckin' hurt, MacPherson, I promise ya. 469 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,438 - Hey, fuck you, Shoresy. - Settle him down, Keller, 470 00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,007 or someone's gonna get fuckin' hurt out here. 471 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,342 Hey Frankie, you see that movie "The Whale" yet? 472 00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:20,176 You never fuckin' talk to him. 473 00:21:20,177 --> 00:21:21,478 You never fuckin' talk to him. 474 00:21:21,479 --> 00:21:22,779 You fuckin' settle him down, 475 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,249 Keller, or it's gonna get fuckin' ugly. 476 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:29,854 Remy Nadeau! 477 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,801 Un grand crosscheck! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 478 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:21,505 He ate him like undercooked pork tenders-loin! 479 00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:27,010 Remy Nadeau! - Oh!