1 00:00:56,372 --> 00:00:57,605 Everybody, listen up, here! 2 00:00:57,606 --> 00:00:59,341 Let's listen up here now. 3 00:01:01,043 --> 00:01:02,277 Yeah so, 4 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:03,978 even though they've been real poopy lately 5 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:05,914 over the Reach For The Top team... 6 00:01:05,915 --> 00:01:07,449 B'ys had poopy diapers luh. 7 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:09,350 Just a big, hot dump in there. 8 00:01:09,351 --> 00:01:11,085 The Jims have slingshot back 9 00:01:11,086 --> 00:01:13,955 in a way I think we can all agree is pretty good. 10 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:15,557 - You probably thought that... - What's my favourite 11 00:01:15,558 --> 00:01:16,525 No Doubt song, Fish? 12 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:18,026 - Sunday Morning. - Don't Speak. 13 00:01:18,027 --> 00:01:19,360 You probably thought when you dragged MacPherson 14 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:20,929 over to the bench, that the Jims would just 15 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:22,430 pop him a couple of times, hey, my guy? 16 00:01:22,431 --> 00:01:24,332 I thought they'd just pop him a few times, Sanguinet. 17 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:25,967 - Yeah, and then... - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 18 00:01:25,968 --> 00:01:27,869 And then, they pulled him right into the bench. 19 00:01:29,104 --> 00:01:31,372 - Right into the pine. - In a way I think we can 20 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:33,141 all agree it was pretty good. 21 00:01:33,142 --> 00:01:34,342 Unbelievable. 22 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:36,411 - Yeah, so Jim? - Yeah? 23 00:01:36,412 --> 00:01:37,579 - Jim? - Yes? 24 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,147 - Jim? - Chapman's really makes 25 00:01:39,148 --> 00:01:42,350 - the superior stick? - The game sticks go to you. 26 00:01:42,351 --> 00:01:43,718 Hey. 27 00:01:43,719 --> 00:01:45,154 But... but... 28 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:50,291 Yeah so, Michaels for backstopping us 29 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:51,559 to a 23-game heater. 30 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,695 One game away from something real shiny, my guys. 31 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:54,996 And for helping the Jims with 32 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:56,899 the Reach For The Top team... 33 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,767 he gets to eat his stick 34 00:01:59,768 --> 00:02:03,037 before anybody else gets to eat their stick. 35 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,076 Fellas, um just... 36 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:09,511 No, it's not a fuckin' microphone. Hurry up 37 00:02:09,512 --> 00:02:11,813 and eat it, so the boys can eat theirs. 38 00:02:11,814 --> 00:02:14,082 Hey! Nat's office. 39 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,817 What if someone had their dick out?! 40 00:02:15,818 --> 00:02:18,586 I'd puke at the look of it or laugh at the size of it. 41 00:02:18,587 --> 00:02:20,723 - My God. - Let's go. 42 00:02:21,156 --> 00:02:22,724 You've been summoned by the league. 43 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,791 - Fer what? - Already? 44 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,226 The Zamboni wasn't even off yet. 45 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:27,629 - Phone call or in person? - In person, tomorrow. 46 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,131 Under no circumstances may you speak. 47 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:32,500 We will do the talking. - Fuck! 48 00:02:32,501 --> 00:02:34,436 So sick of seeing those broads. 49 00:02:36,338 --> 00:02:39,007 Well, I hope Danis is wearin' summin' good, she's sexy. 50 00:02:39,008 --> 00:02:40,542 What? 51 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:42,577 - Did he just say... - Danis. 52 00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:44,546 Sexy. 53 00:02:44,547 --> 00:02:46,447 - Fuck you, Shoresy! - Fer what? 54 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:48,349 We are looking at getting our captain suspended... 55 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,084 - They won't sussy him. - For our record-breaking 56 00:02:50,085 --> 00:02:51,786 game and all you can say is Danis is sexy? 57 00:02:51,787 --> 00:02:54,189 I think all three of them are pretty sexy. 58 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,592 Like, if we're gettin' it all out on the table. 59 00:02:57,593 --> 00:02:59,694 Who said we're getting it all out on the table? 60 00:02:59,695 --> 00:03:01,529 I've wailed on it to the thought of the three 61 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:03,299 of them taking turns on me. 62 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,233 Really? 63 00:03:05,234 --> 00:03:06,968 If I'm wailing on it and there's no internet 64 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,537 or anything, yeah. 65 00:03:09,538 --> 00:03:12,140 - Talk to me about Danis. - Well... 66 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:15,777 like, I've never wanted a gal to rough me up or anything but... 67 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,146 - But what? - Well, I... 68 00:03:18,147 --> 00:03:20,782 wouldn't mind if she did. - Did what? 69 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,351 - Slap you around a little bit? - Put me in a headlock. 70 00:03:23,352 --> 00:03:24,986 - A headlock? - Or a leg lock. 71 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,554 What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude? 72 00:03:26,555 --> 00:03:28,356 I dunno, just however she'd wanna fuckin' do it. 73 00:03:28,357 --> 00:03:30,024 However she'd wanna fuckin' squeeze me between her legs 74 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:31,326 or whatever. I don't fuckin' care. 75 00:03:31,327 --> 00:03:33,461 - We'll pick you up tomorrow. - My God! 76 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,363 - Wait! - Ho-ly! 77 00:03:35,364 --> 00:03:36,798 - How's Frankie? - How would you be 78 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,299 if no one liked you? - You tell us. 79 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,401 - Well, someone likes him. - The gays? 80 00:03:40,402 --> 00:03:42,103 Frankie's calendars have been so popular 81 00:03:42,104 --> 00:03:43,871 in the gay community that now they want him 82 00:03:43,872 --> 00:03:45,374 to do an appearance. 83 00:03:46,075 --> 00:03:48,343 What's an appearance, ol' man? 84 00:03:48,344 --> 00:03:50,479 When a venue pays you to appear there. 85 00:03:51,947 --> 00:03:53,247 It's a fancy word for show up. 86 00:03:53,248 --> 00:03:54,549 But why don't they just say that? 87 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:56,986 So idiots like Frankie feel important. 88 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,956 - They offered $1,000. - Pfft, settle down. 89 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,125 He won't come out of his room, b'y. 90 00:04:04,126 --> 00:04:06,027 - Well, he's gonna have to. - Nat turned it down. 91 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,996 She says she can make 10 times more doing it herself. 92 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,564 And what do that mean, me son? 93 00:04:09,565 --> 00:04:12,100 Gay night at the Coulson. Starring Frankie. 94 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:15,938 They should call it Going To The Dirty Areas. 95 00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:18,207 Devastated. 96 00:04:18,907 --> 00:04:19,907 Inconsolable. 97 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:21,709 He won't come out of his room, b'y. 98 00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:23,845 They should call it Man On Man. 99 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,213 What's up, Pam? What's goin' on? 100 00:04:25,214 --> 00:04:27,548 Fuck you, Shoresy. Limblifter t-shirt today, Hitch. 101 00:04:27,549 --> 00:04:29,350 - Yeah, you're a fan, Pam? - I was more into 102 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:31,085 Age of Electric. - Remote Control is a good tune. 103 00:04:31,086 --> 00:04:32,787 You should check out their first record. 104 00:04:32,788 --> 00:04:35,023 - I'd love to. - Enya is a good track. 105 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,457 Come on, Pam, why don't you come over 106 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:38,626 and we'll play the record? - It is a good record. 107 00:04:38,627 --> 00:04:40,696 Come on over, we'll play some tunes. 108 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:46,802 Boys... 109 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:49,070 I fucked up. 110 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:51,372 - Well, you're an idiot. - No, you know how I said 111 00:04:51,373 --> 00:04:53,207 that success isn't success unless you have someone 112 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,276 to share it with? - My guy, did you go... 113 00:04:55,277 --> 00:04:57,245 Yeah, I went and saw Mercedes. 114 00:04:57,246 --> 00:04:58,713 How's she lookin'? 115 00:05:08,957 --> 00:05:11,092 She looks so fucking good. 116 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,794 - She's a bit young but... - Michaels. 117 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:14,829 Look, I know, Sanger. You got a squeezer off the side 118 00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:16,831 of Party Island in Wasaga Beach, okay? I get it. 119 00:05:16,832 --> 00:05:19,434 But that was then. This is now. 120 00:05:19,435 --> 00:05:21,369 - You wanna talk about now? - What? 121 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:24,405 I dropped my buddy off at her place on my way here. 122 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:25,873 - Who? - Augustine. 123 00:05:25,874 --> 00:05:27,642 You know he'll be long-dickin' her. 124 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:29,811 - Yeah. - My buddy got a blowie 125 00:05:29,812 --> 00:05:31,846 on a boat from her this summer in Honey Harbour. 126 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:33,849 - Nice. - What did she say? 127 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,718 She said she wanted to take it slow. 128 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:38,920 That's not what she said to my buddy! 129 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,288 She said, "You better get your dink out. 130 00:05:40,289 --> 00:05:42,090 Your cousin's pretty cute, too." 131 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:45,627 Then she said she wants us to go see her brother. 132 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:49,564 Fer what? 133 00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:52,101 We need to repay our debt to the Policetti's. 134 00:05:53,035 --> 00:05:55,436 Well, one of us better put on some fuckin' Old Spice. 135 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:01,577 Sanguinet. 136 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:04,412 Why don't you come sit beside me? 137 00:06:07,483 --> 00:06:09,250 I thought you said that we could take it slow? 138 00:06:09,251 --> 00:06:11,986 We can. Doesn't mean we will. You smell good. 139 00:06:11,987 --> 00:06:13,988 So um... 140 00:06:13,989 --> 00:06:16,057 it's time for us to pay our debt or... 141 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:17,525 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 142 00:06:17,526 --> 00:06:19,794 Sanguinet, last year, the Bulldogs came 143 00:06:19,795 --> 00:06:21,963 to the Policetti's in need of a favour. 144 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,564 That favour was granted. 145 00:06:23,565 --> 00:06:25,466 Now the Policetti's need a favour from you. 146 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:26,934 - A favour? - That's just the word 147 00:06:26,935 --> 00:06:28,002 I'm using. You're gonna do it. 148 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:29,570 What is it that you'd like us... 149 00:06:29,571 --> 00:06:31,172 Shh, shh, shh. 150 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,107 You remember Angelo? 151 00:06:33,108 --> 00:06:34,175 Where's Luca? 152 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,877 This is specifically for Angelo. 153 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,578 Okay, well, then does that mean that we're... 154 00:06:37,579 --> 00:06:38,880 Wh-whuh! 155 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:40,615 Angelo heard that Frankie's doing an appearance 156 00:06:40,616 --> 00:06:42,650 at The Man Advantage. - The Man Advantage? 157 00:06:42,651 --> 00:06:44,018 Yeah, Nat's gay night at the Coulson. 158 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:45,419 That's what they're calling it? 159 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:48,156 Yeah, I would've gone with Hard On Pucks, but alas, 160 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,992 The Man Advantage. Angelo wants to go with you guys. 161 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,727 I don't think we're all planning on going. 162 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,195 - No, you're goin'. - I don't think 163 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,276 - Frankie will even go. - Frankie's for sure going. 164 00:06:57,132 --> 00:06:59,867 Why does he want to go to the gay night at the Coulson? 165 00:06:59,868 --> 00:07:01,769 Why do you think? 166 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,970 I dunno. 167 00:07:02,971 --> 00:07:06,441 Sanguinet, why do you think? 168 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:12,446 There it is. Thank you. 169 00:07:12,447 --> 00:07:14,015 The limo will be outside at 8:00 p.m. 170 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,117 - to pick you guys up. - May I speak? 171 00:07:16,118 --> 00:07:17,118 Yeah. 172 00:07:17,119 --> 00:07:19,620 Maybe we could... 173 00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:21,924 grab a glass of wine tonight together? 174 00:07:22,524 --> 00:07:24,493 Sanguinet's bringing Augustine over. 175 00:07:26,495 --> 00:07:28,363 You can come up with him, though. 176 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,431 I have a date with Miig. 177 00:07:30,432 --> 00:07:32,734 Ooh, bring her too. 178 00:07:35,771 --> 00:07:36,971 - Frankie! - Tit fucker! 179 00:07:36,972 --> 00:07:38,773 Jean-Jacques 180 00:07:38,774 --> 00:07:40,074 Francois Jacques-Jean! 181 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:42,109 Tit fucker! 182 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,079 B'y he's in a bad way ol' man. 183 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,781 - We'll get him out. - Hey, you like toast? 184 00:07:46,782 --> 00:07:48,649 The arse is fallin' right out of 'er, it is. 185 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,918 - Ever have pickles on toast? - B'ys are lucky he's here 186 00:07:50,919 --> 00:07:53,387 at all. Last year, he chased Laurence Leboeuf 187 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:55,556 right back to Quebec. - Laurence Leboeuf? 188 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:57,259 Laurence Leboeuf? 189 00:07:58,493 --> 00:07:59,862 She's here? 190 00:08:00,395 --> 00:08:02,463 You're supposed to be weaning yourself off it. 191 00:08:02,464 --> 00:08:03,931 - Off what? - Ass. 192 00:08:03,932 --> 00:08:05,900 'Cause we're one win away from a league record. 193 00:08:05,901 --> 00:08:07,501 - Settle down. - You gotta fight it a bit, 194 00:08:07,502 --> 00:08:09,403 boys. Let's get fightin' it a bit in here now. 195 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:11,105 What are you guys talking about? 196 00:08:11,106 --> 00:08:12,440 Nothin'. 197 00:08:12,441 --> 00:08:14,308 - No? - No, nothin'. 198 00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:15,911 Okay. 199 00:08:19,114 --> 00:08:20,514 Fuck, does she look good. 200 00:08:20,515 --> 00:08:22,516 - Looks unbelievable. - Ho-ly! 201 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:25,253 B'y it's rare to see a girl look so good as what she did. 202 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,421 Yew! 203 00:08:27,489 --> 00:08:28,957 Yew-hew-hew! 204 00:08:29,691 --> 00:08:31,525 Let's start exercising a bit of discipline in here. 205 00:08:31,526 --> 00:08:33,595 Let's exercise a bit of discipline in here now. 206 00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:38,833 No, nothing. 207 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,102 Okay... 208 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:46,173 - Fuckin' hell. - Fuckin' heaven. 209 00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:48,609 - And now she's in that. - Little dab'll do ya. 210 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,778 Boy, they sure know how to put their best foots forward. 211 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,046 - Feet. - Feets? 212 00:08:52,047 --> 00:08:53,714 - Just feet. - Boy, they sure know how 213 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:55,217 to put their best feet forward. 214 00:08:56,585 --> 00:08:57,952 But b'ys, we gotta get him outta der. 215 00:08:57,953 --> 00:08:59,420 Well then, maybe bake a cake. 216 00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:01,123 Try to lure him out with the smell. 217 00:09:02,391 --> 00:09:04,058 If that doesn't work, do up some taco meat. 218 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:05,459 You ever had an Indian taco? 219 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,528 Even just beep the microwave a few times. 220 00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:10,065 That might even do it. - Where're you goin', b'y? 221 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,000 Ready to get your pee-pee whacked by the league? 222 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:15,536 Those women can do more than that to my pee-pee. 223 00:09:15,537 --> 00:09:18,806 Remember, under no circumstances do you speak. 224 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:20,041 We'll do the talking. 225 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,676 You better hope they don't sussy you, slut. 226 00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,177 Who's fucking you? 227 00:09:23,178 --> 00:09:24,612 You mean who am I fucking? 228 00:09:24,613 --> 00:09:25,880 Who's she fuckin'? 229 00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:27,315 This is how he says I look good. 230 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,883 - You all look good. - Hey, thanks, man. 231 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,218 - Except Ziig. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 232 00:09:31,219 --> 00:09:33,121 Did you get us a limo? 233 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:37,892 - Two secs. - Two secs? 234 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,462 Yeah, Ziig, you gonna ride with your head out the window? 235 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:51,005 - Schwartzy? - Shoresy. 236 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:52,341 Get in. 237 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:57,845 My brother and I will be here at 8:00 238 00:09:57,846 --> 00:09:59,580 to pick up Frankie for The Man Advantage. 239 00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:00,948 - Is it The Man Advantage? - Yeah. 240 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,450 I would've gone with Tip In, 241 00:10:02,451 --> 00:10:04,418 but alas, The Man Advantage. 242 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:06,921 Frankie's feelin' a little blue. 243 00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:08,889 I don't think he's gonna make it to The Man Advantage. 244 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,691 No! 245 00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,994 - Yeah, so... - Shorty? 246 00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:14,128 Shoresy. 247 00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:16,063 That's what happens if Frankie's not sittin' 248 00:10:16,064 --> 00:10:18,032 exactly where you are tonight. 249 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,701 Get the fuck outta here. 250 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:27,876 Would you look at that? 251 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,848 This is upsetting. 252 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,817 I thought he'd be taller. 253 00:10:36,818 --> 00:10:38,886 You're actually presentable for once. 254 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:40,287 - Who? - Not you. 255 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:42,256 - Miigwan. - Hi, Aki. 256 00:10:42,257 --> 00:10:43,924 You're about the cutest thing I ever did see. 257 00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:45,559 She is the cutest thing I ever did see. 258 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:48,129 - What do you think, Nina? - Wowipops and wainbows. 259 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,830 - Ziigwan. - Aki. 260 00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,665 You smell like a urinal puck. 261 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,334 Shoresy... 262 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:55,102 smile a little for me, hun. 263 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:56,804 I thought he'd be younger, too. 264 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:59,107 What do you think, Nina? - He's a six. 265 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:01,675 We enjoyed the calendars. They selling? 266 00:11:01,676 --> 00:11:03,210 - Five figures. - That will help your bid 267 00:11:03,211 --> 00:11:04,545 for the National Senior Tournament. 268 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:06,647 We are very close to our goal. 269 00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:07,849 Shoresy... 270 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:12,253 you crosschecked MacPherson in the face, slut. 271 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:15,089 - He was hot dogging. - And by hot dogging you mean? 272 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,091 - Showboating. Big timing. - Dipsy-doodling. 273 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:20,494 The game is changing, Nat. There are new elements to it. 274 00:11:20,495 --> 00:11:22,363 - And? - And those are three of them. 275 00:11:22,364 --> 00:11:24,066 That was a lot of blood. 276 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,134 - Did he lose any teeth? - It was from his nose. 277 00:11:27,135 --> 00:11:29,103 - Broken? - No, his visor cut him. 278 00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:30,604 So, no broken bones, 279 00:11:30,605 --> 00:11:32,574 he still has all his teeth. 280 00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:35,109 What's the problem? - That was a lot of blood. 281 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,280 Why can't you play more like the French guy, what's his name? 282 00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:41,148 Frankie! 283 00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:42,550 Sweetest Jeezus! 284 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:44,718 - You like birds? - I could fuck with a bird. 285 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:46,454 No b'ys, this is no good anyway. 286 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,755 - Settle down. - He's parked 'er 287 00:11:47,756 --> 00:11:48,989 broadside in there. - What? 288 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,059 He ain't comin' out for no one. 289 00:11:52,027 --> 00:11:55,063 - He needs to get one of these. - I wants to, Britt. 290 00:11:57,099 --> 00:12:00,602 - What happened to Bethany Dawn? - Didn't remember his name. 291 00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:06,007 I'm lookin' for summin' a little deeper. 292 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,778 I just wants a girl to come by, play some tunes. 293 00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,346 That's pussy shit. 294 00:12:12,347 --> 00:12:13,714 If you wanna showboat and hot dog, 295 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,549 you answer the bell. - Don't get twatty with us. 296 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:18,018 We'll get twatty right back. What do you think, Nina? 297 00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:20,254 Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Secrets. 298 00:12:20,255 --> 00:12:21,655 Youse get big crowds. 299 00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:23,090 And a lot of kids now, I see. 300 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:25,025 They don't wanna see that and neither do we. 301 00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:27,695 Shoresy, your YouTube chirps have brought attention 302 00:12:27,696 --> 00:12:29,930 to the league. Good and bad. 303 00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,799 All publicity is good publicity. 304 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,167 We agree. 305 00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:35,503 So, we're gonna go easy on you. 306 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,904 You're suspended for the remainder 307 00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,672 of the regular season. - Fer what?! 308 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,341 - Shoresy. - So, just one game? 309 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,376 I hope it's not a big one or anything, is it? 310 00:12:42,377 --> 00:12:44,211 - You'll be back for playoffs. - Ladies... 311 00:12:44,212 --> 00:12:46,647 Shoresy, the game has changed. 312 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:48,482 This didn't happen by accident. 313 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:50,684 There has been a concerted effort from the ground up 314 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:53,053 for years to make hockey less dangerous. 315 00:12:53,054 --> 00:12:55,055 It's about speed now, finesse. 316 00:12:55,056 --> 00:12:56,624 That's what the fans want. 317 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,993 You need to understand this and adjust to it. 318 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:01,830 Because what you're doing is not good for the game. 319 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:05,200 Good luck in playoffs. 320 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,005 Nat? 321 00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:16,578 Good time to remind you these sessions are recorded? 322 00:13:18,013 --> 00:13:20,515 You don't decide what's good for the game. 323 00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,117 Pardon? 324 00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:24,652 We just suspended your captain. 325 00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:27,254 Quite literally, we decide what's good for the game. 326 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:29,523 You can take the dog outta the fight, 327 00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:31,626 but you can't take the fight outta the dog. 328 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,428 You don't decide what's good for the game. 329 00:13:34,429 --> 00:13:37,131 The fans don't decide what's good for the game. 330 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:39,133 The players who are out there on the ice, 331 00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:41,802 sweating and bleeding, decide what's good for the game. 332 00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:44,538 - What do you think, Nina? - Audacious. 333 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,907 Hockey players have always governed themselves. 334 00:13:46,908 --> 00:13:48,943 That's what sets this game apart. 335 00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:51,912 It's a game played with honour and respect. 336 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,547 Because if you wanna play dishonourably 337 00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:57,251 or disrespectfully, you'll get your fuckin' teeth knocked out. 338 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:59,653 This is senior whale shit hockey. 339 00:13:59,654 --> 00:14:01,322 No one comes for the speed and finesse. 340 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:03,023 They come to see us kill each other. 341 00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:04,292 Shoresy. 342 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,961 So, you can try and change the game 343 00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:08,896 with your concentrated effort from the ground up. 344 00:14:08,897 --> 00:14:10,698 - Concerted. - But they're among the last 345 00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:14,635 to play this game the way it was meant to be played. 346 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,705 And you can't change them. 347 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,443 - Nat... - What? 348 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,179 You have the best attendance in the league. 349 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:26,413 Yeah. 350 00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:28,148 The other four teams have their best attendance 351 00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:30,517 when we're in town, too. - Defending champs. 352 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:32,320 23-game heater. 353 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:39,894 And he's extremely attracted to all three of you. 354 00:14:40,428 --> 00:14:41,997 Is that true? 355 00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:45,099 I'd love to meet your husbands. 356 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,034 - Why? - Shake their hand. 357 00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:48,502 - Yeah? - I'd love 358 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:49,938 to buy 'em a beer. 359 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,110 I have to say, Natalie, I agree with you. 360 00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:58,178 I'm here for it, too. 361 00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,847 This is the one league where players 362 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:04,419 still play the game, well, like my dad did. 363 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,521 - And my dad. - Nina? 364 00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:09,523 Dad, Granddad, and six big brothers. 365 00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:12,026 If the fans wanna watch a game for speed and finesse 366 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:15,396 with no physicality, they can watch the World Juniors. 367 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:16,697 What's happened to that tournament? 368 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,299 It's fucking basketball. 369 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,968 - They're breeding divers. - This is the NOSHO. 370 00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,536 Take the teeth outta the game, 371 00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:25,105 take away our right to govern ourselves, 372 00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:27,142 you'll have no show, all right. 373 00:15:30,912 --> 00:15:32,980 We've changed our ruling. 374 00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:35,482 Good luck in Soo Michigan. 375 00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:36,850 You could make 376 00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:38,319 history here, Natalie. 377 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,388 Somethin' real shiny. What do you think, Nina? 378 00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:43,590 You don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 379 00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:45,159 And what's this 380 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,028 I hear about you guys having gay night down at the Coulson? 381 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,963 What's it called, Back Door Tuck In? 382 00:15:49,964 --> 00:15:51,832 - The Man Advantage. - I would've gone 383 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,902 with D-Men, but alas. 384 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,472 They let dykes go too, Ziig? 385 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,544 - Suspended? - No. 386 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,213 - Well, no broken bones. - He's still got all his teeth. 387 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:07,748 Then what's the problem? 388 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,317 I've come to tell you your window's closing. 389 00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:11,585 Finally seduce Danis? 390 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,320 I wouldn't even know what to do with her. 391 00:16:13,321 --> 00:16:14,888 - That is a woman. - I'd make a fuckin' 392 00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:17,291 fool of myself. - So, who's stealing you? 393 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:20,060 I'll be attending gay night at the Coulson tonight. 394 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,730 - You're goin'? - I'm told, if I'd like to, 395 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,065 I could fuck some dudes up the ass. 396 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,167 - You ever done that before? - No. 397 00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:28,902 I think your window's closing. 398 00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,171 Listen, I'm told there's a pretty good time to be had 399 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,107 at these things, if I'm up for it. 400 00:16:33,108 --> 00:16:36,043 But maybe if you come down, I'll keep my wits about me. 401 00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:38,212 - Maybe? - Well, already started drinkin' 402 00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,548 so, it's a soft maybe. 403 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:43,585 Maybe. 404 00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:26,795 Yeah so... 405 00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:28,296 Where the fuck is Frankie? 406 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,530 Don't know where he's to. 407 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,365 My guess is back in Quebec. 408 00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,666 I mean, he's not in his room anymore. 409 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,269 - Awesome. - Hey! 410 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,740 - Ooh. - Where were you at, me son? 411 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:44,279 - Laurence Leboeuf? - Laurence Leboeuf. 412 00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:47,147 Bingo. 413 00:17:47,148 --> 00:17:48,715 - Too Many Men? - Let's talk about 414 00:17:48,716 --> 00:17:51,286 an after party later, too. 415 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,588 Get in. 416 00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:01,329 So, you came all the way back for JJ Fun Dip JJ. 417 00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,030 If he could understand what you were saying, 418 00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:05,500 he would kick your ass. - But he can't. 419 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,936 There's a good man in there, you know? 420 00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,239 He just needed to be humbled. 421 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:13,942 Everybody deserves a second chance. 422 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,311 Les Québécois stand by their own. 423 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,081 Lard Jeezus b'y, who knit ya? 424 00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:29,516 Ted Hitchcock. 425 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:32,986 She knows me name. 426 00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:34,455 What? 427 00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:36,424 Pam... 428 00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:39,928 would you like to dance? 429 00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:44,265 I don't really like this music. 430 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,567 Okay. 431 00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,603 But we could go home. 432 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,806 Play some tunes. 433 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,462 You're surprisingly lucid for this point in the evening. 434 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,398 And you wanna mess it all up? 435 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,202 - Why do you still do it? - Here's a cab. 436 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,237 I don't want it right now, I'm talking to you. 437 00:20:24,238 --> 00:20:26,340 Let's get some fuckin' Indian cuisine. 438 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,442 - So, why do you still do it? - Do what? 439 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,678 You got a decade on most of these guys. 440 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:33,046 Well, I'm no spring chicken. 441 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:35,315 But you're the first to the rink, the last to leave, 442 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:36,717 you're the hardest worker out there. 443 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,685 - You gotta set the tone. - You work even harder 444 00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:40,754 off the ice. The calendar, all the promos. 445 00:20:40,755 --> 00:20:42,956 - Jory fuckin' Jordan. - And now you're sittin' 446 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,158 outside a gay bar essentially, the last one to leave 447 00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:47,394 your team fundraiser. - I think Hitch 448 00:20:47,395 --> 00:20:49,262 looked a lot gayer than Frankie. 449 00:20:49,263 --> 00:20:51,866 All this for senior whale shit hockey? 450 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:56,003 Used to be senior whale shit hockey. 451 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,771 Now it's sumin' different. 452 00:20:57,772 --> 00:21:00,107 So, why do you do it? 453 00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:02,009 It's the only place I can be me. 454 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,176 What do you mean by that? 455 00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:05,412 I mean, it's the last place in the world 456 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:06,747 I can be me. 457 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,616 You basically just repeated yourself. 458 00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:11,818 I'll tell ya a story. 459 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,420 So, I'm at the bar one night, 460 00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:16,790 a guy pushes up on my girl, so I lose my mind. 461 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:19,192 - You tried to fight him? - Well, I tried to sucker him, 462 00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:21,495 hurt him before he could hurt me, but... 463 00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:24,297 either way, as a hockey player, 464 00:21:24,298 --> 00:21:25,999 I thought I was doing the right thing. 465 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,635 By punching someone when they weren't looking? 466 00:21:28,636 --> 00:21:32,172 In hockey, if someone disrespects you, 467 00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:35,108 or your teammates, you can flatten 'em. 468 00:21:35,109 --> 00:21:37,678 One way or another, you get 'em. 469 00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:39,980 And when ya do, everybody loves it. 470 00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:43,517 The coaches, teammates, the fans are all cheerin'. 471 00:21:43,518 --> 00:21:45,819 Everybody's all for it. 472 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,422 At the bar that night... 473 00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:50,691 no one was cheering. 474 00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:52,726 The guy thought I was an idiot, 475 00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:55,796 and the girl thought I was a loser. 476 00:21:55,797 --> 00:21:58,231 That's the real world. 477 00:21:58,232 --> 00:21:59,800 So... 478 00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:01,168 even though I'm at the age 479 00:22:01,169 --> 00:22:02,136 where half my hair 480 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:05,205 is on the fuckin' shower floor, 481 00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:07,375 gonna keep goin' to the rink. 482 00:22:08,142 --> 00:22:10,143 That's where I can be me. 483 00:22:10,144 --> 00:22:11,244 Yeah? 484 00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:12,879 Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 485 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,458 Wanna share a cab? 486 00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:26,094 I can walk from here. 487 00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:28,261 To my place. 488 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,333 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org