1 00:00:17,286 --> 00:00:19,722 Try one leaning on your stick. 2 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:22,156 Tighten up, slut. 3 00:00:22,391 --> 00:00:24,325 What if you do one looking over your shoulder 4 00:00:24,326 --> 00:00:25,494 at the camera? 5 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:27,362 No, no, no, no. 6 00:00:27,363 --> 00:00:28,230 No? 7 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,466 - Why not? - Soft. 8 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:34,302 I think the b'ys should be goin' only so far with all this. 9 00:00:34,303 --> 00:00:35,738 Fine. 10 00:00:44,346 --> 00:00:45,646 What're ya doin', me son? 11 00:00:45,647 --> 00:00:47,782 - What're you doin'? - Your face? 12 00:00:47,783 --> 00:00:49,251 Bro. 13 00:00:49,852 --> 00:00:51,719 - What's he doin'? - What's it look like? 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,388 - Why does he have his tarp on? - What? 15 00:00:53,389 --> 00:00:54,655 Why would he have 16 00:00:54,656 --> 00:00:56,524 his tarp off? - Because if I'm a broad 17 00:00:56,525 --> 00:00:58,126 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 18 00:00:58,127 --> 00:01:00,194 I'm probably hopin' they have their tarps off. 19 00:01:00,195 --> 00:01:01,529 Your face is orange. 20 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,231 It looks like you ate an Oompa Loompa's mitt. 21 00:01:03,232 --> 00:01:04,932 What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? 22 00:01:04,933 --> 00:01:06,801 You look like the tip of Chester Cheetah's dick, 23 00:01:06,802 --> 00:01:08,336 my guy. - Did you get a spray tan? 24 00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:10,371 Well, I thought everybody would have a spray tan. 25 00:01:10,372 --> 00:01:11,873 - Why? - Because if I'm a broad 26 00:01:11,874 --> 00:01:13,574 lookin' at a sexy calendar o' dudes, 27 00:01:13,575 --> 00:01:15,576 I'm probably hopin' they have a spray tan. 28 00:01:15,577 --> 00:01:16,778 Settle down. 29 00:01:16,779 --> 00:01:17,812 And what's with the sunglasses? 30 00:01:17,813 --> 00:01:19,615 - Me? - My God. 31 00:01:20,082 --> 00:01:21,382 After I got the spray tan, 32 00:01:21,383 --> 00:01:23,818 I looked at myself in the mirror and the whites of my eyes 33 00:01:23,819 --> 00:01:25,553 were so white it kinda freaked me out. 34 00:01:25,554 --> 00:01:27,989 Does no one else think that this is hilarious? 35 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,857 - Wanna get lippy? - Just take them off. 36 00:01:29,858 --> 00:01:31,826 Take your top off too. Let's have a look at you. 37 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:34,128 I'm gonna wait 'til the grease down to take my tarp off. 38 00:01:34,129 --> 00:01:36,265 - Grease down? - My God. 39 00:01:36,598 --> 00:01:37,499 So dumb! 40 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,133 Why would you have a grease down? 41 00:01:39,134 --> 00:01:40,935 Because if I'm a broad looking at a sexy calendar 42 00:01:40,936 --> 00:01:43,137 o' dudes, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down! 43 00:01:43,138 --> 00:01:44,772 How is that shade of orange even an option? 44 00:01:44,773 --> 00:01:47,508 I mean, it's almost offensive. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! 45 00:01:47,509 --> 00:01:49,310 Is your whole body that colour? 46 00:01:49,311 --> 00:01:50,778 - Yeah! - Even your junk? 47 00:01:50,779 --> 00:01:52,013 - Yeah. - Nice. 48 00:01:52,014 --> 00:01:54,215 - They did your junk, too? - I did my own junk. 49 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:56,484 - How? - You just take the spray gun 50 00:01:56,485 --> 00:01:58,319 and you spray your junk. A monkey could do it. 51 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,688 - Did you do your butthole, too? - Let's just get these guys 52 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:03,525 greased down and spray tanned so we can be done with it. 53 00:02:03,926 --> 00:02:05,526 You want everyone to get a spray tan? 54 00:02:05,527 --> 00:02:07,662 - Well, except Dolo. - Why not Dolo? 55 00:02:07,663 --> 00:02:10,898 Well, he can if he wants to. He's included. You're an idiot. 56 00:02:10,899 --> 00:02:13,501 - This is a bit much. - You look ill. 57 00:02:13,502 --> 00:02:16,003 You've been a real cunt since you got good hair, Ziig. 58 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:18,206 - Why did you do all this? - Because a year ago, 59 00:02:18,207 --> 00:02:20,374 you were gonna fold the team. 60 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,076 We couldn't win a game. 61 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:23,411 But then you kept the team together 62 00:02:23,412 --> 00:02:25,581 and we won the league. Now no one can beat us. 63 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:30,017 So, if you say you want us to do a sexy calendar so that 64 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:32,587 you can host the National Senior Tournament... 65 00:02:32,588 --> 00:02:33,889 So we can. 66 00:02:34,556 --> 00:02:35,723 Sudbury. 67 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:37,792 - For the community. - By the community. 68 00:02:37,793 --> 00:02:39,327 What are you trying to say, Shoresy? 69 00:02:39,328 --> 00:02:40,962 Whatever... 70 00:02:40,963 --> 00:02:44,165 you need from me. 71 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,368 Give your balls a tug. 72 00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:49,203 I got you. 73 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,518 Go get a spray tan. Then come back here, 74 00:03:03,519 --> 00:03:05,721 take your tarps off and get a grease down. 75 00:03:06,989 --> 00:03:08,422 - Yes, sir. - You sluts are gonna 76 00:03:08,423 --> 00:03:09,858 make me some money. 77 00:03:26,441 --> 00:03:28,076 You're up first, captain. 78 00:03:38,854 --> 00:03:41,055 Now the b'ys just has to decide, 79 00:03:41,056 --> 00:03:43,658 do we wanna be the best team in the league this year, 80 00:03:43,659 --> 00:03:46,694 or do we wanna be the best team in the league ever? 81 00:03:53,402 --> 00:03:55,037 What are you doing? 82 00:03:57,205 --> 00:03:58,340 I can't. 83 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:01,610 - What? - Gotta go home. 84 00:04:02,144 --> 00:04:05,314 - Why? - Accountability. 85 00:04:06,315 --> 00:04:08,282 I wouldn't ask you guys to do anything 86 00:04:08,283 --> 00:04:10,218 that I wouldn't do myself. 87 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,087 I could've gone home last night 88 00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:14,589 with a girl I've been trying to take home 89 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,624 for a year, and I didn't. 90 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:18,159 - Laura? - No. 91 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,394 Well, that's who you've been trying to take home for a year. 92 00:04:20,395 --> 00:04:22,063 It wasn't Laura Mohr. That's account... 93 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:23,598 If it wasn't Laura Mohr, who was it? 94 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:26,167 Buddy, I got broads from North Bay to Blind River 95 00:04:26,168 --> 00:04:27,735 who want me to bang 'em. - Nice. 96 00:04:27,736 --> 00:04:29,437 Fuckin' broads from Timiskaming to Nipissing 97 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:31,539 want me to dink 'em. - Well, it's alls I'm sayin'... 98 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,374 Fuckin' Manitoulin to Magnetawan, bitch. 99 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,876 - Well, come on out of it then. - What are you even doin' here? 100 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:38,513 - I can wait in the bat'room. - Yeah, just give us five. 101 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:44,151 - Accountability. - Frankie, 102 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:46,754 tell Laurence not to leave her tampons on the counter. 103 00:04:46,755 --> 00:04:48,422 - Tit fucker. - No, those are Frankie's. 104 00:04:48,423 --> 00:04:49,957 Laurence leaves hers under the sink. 105 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:52,426 Nothing. 106 00:04:52,427 --> 00:04:54,161 I withstanded from sex. 107 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:55,830 - Withstood. - Withstood from it? 108 00:04:55,831 --> 00:04:58,099 - Just withstood. - I didn't smash her, 109 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,435 not Laura Mohr, okay? 110 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:04,438 Two nights before our final game with the Yanks. 111 00:05:04,439 --> 00:05:07,274 But I'm not here to tell you to... 112 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,310 Refrain. 113 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:10,945 - Refrain it? - Refrain from it. 114 00:05:10,946 --> 00:05:13,515 I'm not here to tell you not to hammer ass. 115 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:16,183 But you need to be accountable. 116 00:05:16,184 --> 00:05:18,019 Right? You never got any legs in the third 117 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:20,488 'cause ya already played a period between the sheets. 118 00:05:20,489 --> 00:05:22,857 If you wanna hammer ass all day, 119 00:05:22,858 --> 00:05:25,193 ya can't be doggin' it come game time. 120 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:29,497 When's the last time you had a Pogo? 121 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:30,798 Hitch, ya got a dip? 122 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:32,500 Can I come where you're to now, or what? 123 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:34,168 - No just a sec. - Okay, just let me know 124 00:05:34,169 --> 00:05:36,805 and I'll come where you're at. - Let's listen up here now. 125 00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:40,141 You got teammates that rely on you. 126 00:05:40,142 --> 00:05:42,777 And a whole town that's depending on you. 127 00:05:42,778 --> 00:05:44,646 You need to be accountable. 128 00:05:45,547 --> 00:05:49,083 So maybe you try, just once, 129 00:05:49,084 --> 00:05:51,552 not hammerin' ass, 130 00:05:51,553 --> 00:05:53,822 all night, the night before a game. 131 00:05:55,323 --> 00:05:56,692 Dolo? 132 00:05:59,661 --> 00:06:01,662 - Goody? - Settle down. 133 00:06:01,663 --> 00:06:04,098 Fuckin'. 134 00:06:04,099 --> 00:06:05,533 Little accountability in here, boys. 135 00:06:05,534 --> 00:06:07,936 Let's get some accountability goin' here now. 136 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:09,737 Home. 137 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:12,506 B'ys, I'll pay a loonie for a martoonie. 138 00:06:12,507 --> 00:06:14,875 Alright. Let's hear it. 139 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:17,545 30 grand total in calendar sales. 140 00:06:17,546 --> 00:06:19,146 Give or take. 141 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:20,915 Nice work, sluts. 142 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:22,817 30 fucking grand. 143 00:06:22,818 --> 00:06:25,352 And what did The Man Advantage bring us up to? 144 00:06:25,353 --> 00:06:27,521 - 40. - Give or take. 145 00:06:27,522 --> 00:06:28,989 Still 10 short. 146 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:31,393 But 40 fucking grand. 147 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:37,264 Well, ladies, ideas? 148 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:39,400 Let's say a prayer. 149 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:41,102 God is good, 150 00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:42,937 God is great, 151 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:45,372 we thank him our food. Amen. 152 00:06:45,373 --> 00:06:47,209 Amen. 153 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:49,910 Should we be saying a prayer 154 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:51,879 for the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 155 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,248 - They don't need it. - Yeah, we'll give 'em 156 00:06:54,249 --> 00:06:56,283 a cheers then, instead. 157 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:57,752 Now, I don't wanna mention winnin' 158 00:06:57,753 --> 00:06:59,420 'cause I don't wanna jinx it, 159 00:06:59,421 --> 00:07:02,289 so I will just say... 160 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,325 ya don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 161 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:05,326 Cheers! 162 00:07:05,327 --> 00:07:06,961 Cheers! 163 00:07:06,962 --> 00:07:09,765 And welcome, Mikey. 164 00:07:10,432 --> 00:07:13,502 - So, Mikey... - Here we go. 165 00:07:14,169 --> 00:07:16,237 - What's wrong with just Mike? - Waffle. 166 00:07:16,238 --> 00:07:17,638 I like it. It's fun. 167 00:07:17,639 --> 00:07:19,440 Not sayin' there's anything wrong with it. 168 00:07:19,441 --> 00:07:21,408 - It's playful. - Just sayin' Mikey Tyson 169 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:23,010 doesn't have quite the same weight to it. 170 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:25,312 - You go by Shoresy, idiot. - That was aggressive. 171 00:07:25,313 --> 00:07:27,148 - Why are you telling me? - You wanna see aggressive? 172 00:07:27,149 --> 00:07:29,150 I think it might be time for you to go use 173 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:30,518 some pot, Free. Chillax. 174 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:32,987 No one here uses pot, if your parents ask. 175 00:07:32,988 --> 00:07:34,789 Maybe not anyone here right this second, 176 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:36,991 but it smells like Free was using in her car before. 177 00:07:36,992 --> 00:07:38,459 - Bro... - Shut up. 178 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:39,727 - Me? - Him. 179 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:42,163 So, what do you like to do for fun, Mikey? 180 00:07:42,164 --> 00:07:44,231 - Um... - He likes E-sports. 181 00:07:44,232 --> 00:07:46,600 - E-sports? - Video games, Dad! 182 00:07:46,601 --> 00:07:48,102 He likes video games. 183 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,570 It's legit, Waffle. There's like, 184 00:07:49,571 --> 00:07:51,739 tournaments and leagues. - Mitch Marner owns a league. 185 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,307 E-sports are like, really popular. 186 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:55,643 Doesn't make 'em respectable. 187 00:07:55,644 --> 00:07:58,112 So, how many people play in your league, Mikey? 188 00:07:58,113 --> 00:08:00,047 Yeah, Mikey, what's the concussion protocol 189 00:08:00,048 --> 00:08:01,415 in your league? - What colour 190 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:02,817 are most of the kids? - What's the trophy 191 00:08:02,818 --> 00:08:05,052 you play for, the fuckin' Reese Peanut Butter Cup? 192 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:07,588 I heard Mikey's the hardest workin' player in his league. 193 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:10,090 Hardest worker? Only thing these guys play through 194 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:12,927 is having to fuckin' pee from drinkin' fuckin' pop. 195 00:08:12,928 --> 00:08:14,328 - Waffle! - I only do it 196 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:16,197 'cause I love you, Kayla. He gets vetted 197 00:08:16,198 --> 00:08:18,399 just like everybody who wants to date my family. 198 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,834 Amen. 199 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:22,770 Except Free, since she was already in the family. 200 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:26,874 Hey, Mikey, speaking of embarrassing, 201 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,409 why don't you ask Shoresy about the time 202 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,644 his ninth grade girlfriend came running into my room 203 00:08:30,645 --> 00:08:33,248 crying 'cause he couldn't get it up? 204 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:37,084 I didn't wanna get it up. 205 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:39,286 Mikey, if she saw that big dink, boy, 206 00:08:39,287 --> 00:08:41,021 - she'd really be crying. - My God. 207 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,623 I was just lookin' out for her. 208 00:08:42,624 --> 00:08:43,791 - Were ya? - She'd never be 209 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,693 the same after that! - What's it? 210 00:08:45,694 --> 00:08:47,294 Kid's got her whole life ahead of her. 211 00:08:47,295 --> 00:08:48,495 - Was that Sarah? - That's somebody's 212 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:49,730 daughter, you know? - Amber. 213 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:50,965 I said you think you want it. 214 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:52,166 You got no idea what you're gettin' 215 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,101 yourself into here. - Okay, Waffle. 216 00:08:54,102 --> 00:08:56,303 Who knows where she'd be today. 217 00:08:56,304 --> 00:08:58,272 Don't feel too bad for him, 218 00:08:58,273 --> 00:09:01,475 though. Looks like everything was workin' just fine 219 00:09:01,476 --> 00:09:03,310 on our family vacation in Cuba. 220 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:04,578 Free. 221 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:08,449 When he was makin' out with a girl that was... a guy? 222 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:12,686 That's the fuckin' hottest guy I ever seen. 223 00:09:12,687 --> 00:09:14,521 - She was a real hot guy. - Dad! 224 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:16,323 - He thought she was hot too! - Hot guy. 225 00:09:16,324 --> 00:09:18,626 A lot can happen after 10 beers, Waffle? 226 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:21,662 Mikey, I thought she was a girl. 227 00:09:21,663 --> 00:09:23,797 - She was a real hot guy. - Good lips. 228 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:26,033 - Dad! - Those gals pay good money 229 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,835 to get themselves lookin' like that. 230 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:30,070 So, you can't be too shocked if they get the odd one by ya. 231 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,406 I don't think it's fair if they don't tell ya up front. 232 00:09:32,407 --> 00:09:34,742 - And really good on him. - I'll tell you who this 233 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:37,177 whole thing is most unfair to, 234 00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:40,414 is girls who already look a little bit like guys. 235 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:41,615 Dad! 236 00:09:41,616 --> 00:09:43,250 I'm just sayin', the way things are goin', 237 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:45,653 if she looks a little bit like a guy, 238 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:47,721 you've gotta mind, she probably really is one. 239 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:49,490 Time to pull a U-ey. 240 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:52,327 Hey, what else ya got, Free? This is batting practice. 241 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:54,995 Go Bulldogs. 242 00:09:54,996 --> 00:09:57,031 - Go get 'em, yeah? - We will. 243 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:59,166 - I love you. - Love you, too. 244 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:02,069 Okay. 245 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:04,071 - Love you, bro. - Love you, too. 246 00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:06,407 Hey, good luck. Go get that record. 247 00:10:06,408 --> 00:10:09,076 - We will. - W, baby. W. 248 00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:10,679 W. 249 00:10:12,047 --> 00:10:14,114 - Don't let me down, boy. - We won't. 250 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,549 Don't forget what I taught ya. 251 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,384 - If you can't win, don't play. - Come here, you. 252 00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:19,621 - Love you, bro. - Love you, bro. 253 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:26,594 I'm so proud of you, son. 254 00:10:27,162 --> 00:10:29,597 So, so proud of you. 255 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:33,100 Are you crying? 256 00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:36,136 - I love you. - Love you, too. 257 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:44,678 I'm glad we're all so close. 258 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,081 Hey, success isn't success 259 00:10:47,082 --> 00:10:49,517 unless you have someone to share it with. Yeah? 260 00:11:47,342 --> 00:11:49,643 Anik Archambault here joined by panelists 261 00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:51,378 Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 262 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,213 and the man they call RA. 263 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:54,415 Mesdames and messieurs, 264 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,916 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 265 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,852 Persimmon Pomapoos would sound tougher. 266 00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:00,954 It's all hands on deck for what could very well be 267 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,623 a record-setting night in the Soo. 268 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:06,293 - Wait, Soo Ontario or... - Soo Michigan, baby. 269 00:12:06,294 --> 00:12:08,462 The Bulldogs Bluester Club will reportedly 270 00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,664 be out in numbers in hope of seeing their team 271 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,032 make some history stateside. 272 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,234 Long way to go for the Tangerine Toy Poodles. 273 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,670 There's no shortage of bad blood between these two teams 274 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,972 as Shoresy took clear aim at new additions 275 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:22,876 Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr in their last contest. 276 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:24,611 Let's have a look at excerpts from that edition 277 00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:26,314 of Bulldogs Mic'd UP. 278 00:12:27,015 --> 00:12:28,415 Schnurr! Hey Delaney, 279 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:29,883 know where we can get some nose beers? 280 00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:31,185 Yeah, I've got a guy. 281 00:12:31,186 --> 00:12:33,554 Let's get a couple grams, go on OnlyFans. 282 00:12:33,555 --> 00:12:35,756 Hey, fell asleep in the recliner the other night. 283 00:12:35,757 --> 00:12:37,658 Thought of you. Can you even cross over, 284 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:41,328 Palmer, you big, dumb fuck? - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy! 285 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,729 I hope your guys bring their A-game. 286 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:44,465 Americans hate losing to Canadians. 287 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:46,900 Canadians hate losing to Americans. 288 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:49,203 - Can't we all just get along? - Hell no. 289 00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,404 - Hard no. - I know! 290 00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:52,072 And now it's up to the Bulldogs. 291 00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:55,375 Do they wanna be the best team in the league this year, 292 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:58,445 or do they wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 293 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:09,384 Well, well, well, look who finally came around. 294 00:14:10,051 --> 00:14:12,386 Not too worried about getting your dink sucked tonight? 295 00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:14,454 Got my dink sucked this morning. 296 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:17,724 - You wish Sanger good luck? - I'm his good luck charm. 297 00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:18,725 Kee-he-he! 298 00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,093 You gonna go say hi to Schnurr? 299 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:22,763 - Already did. - Woman! 300 00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:24,765 This guy's gonna be Mr. Nat pretty soon. 301 00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:27,301 - No. - Could do worse. 302 00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:29,436 I already got what I was after there. 303 00:14:29,437 --> 00:14:30,637 Woman! 304 00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:33,340 You don't date sluts, you just take 'em down. 305 00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,209 Make 'em empty the dishwasher on the way out. 306 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,577 I needed a different favour. 307 00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:38,745 Getting the fitted sheet on the mattress? 308 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:41,615 A pregame stop at the Sudbury Kids Sport Report. 309 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,550 - Woman! - You're a genius. 310 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,386 How'd you get him to do that? 311 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,088 - He has cancer. - What kind? 312 00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:50,090 Doesn't matter. We're doin' this for him. 313 00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:51,926 - Fuck sakes. - Don't swear. 314 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,131 We ready? Okay. 315 00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,766 Hi, I'm Jory Jordan, this is the Sudbury 316 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,235 Kids Sports Report, US Edition. 317 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:02,669 I'm here with three members of the Soo Hunt. 318 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,605 Gentlemen, please state your name and ethnicity. 319 00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,707 - Ethnicity? - If you know it. 320 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,508 Pal, I don't think that's important. 321 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,378 You don't think race is important? 322 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,046 Okay, we'll skip the land acknowledgement. 323 00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,816 You all played a stint in the show. 324 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,817 Yes. 325 00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:18,518 Palmer, Delaney did too much coke. 326 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:19,921 How'd you fuck it up? 327 00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:22,389 Schnurr, would you agree that Palmer looks like 328 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,790 he did more coke than Delaney? 329 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:25,960 - Listen, kid... - Just a sec. 330 00:15:26,928 --> 00:15:28,028 Hello. 331 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:30,298 Alright, everybody, listen up here. 332 00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:32,065 Let's listen up here now. 333 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,434 60 miles from something real shiny tonight here, boys. 334 00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:37,037 Let's turn that 23-game heater into 24! 335 00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:38,572 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y! 336 00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:40,474 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 337 00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,775 Dolo, you ready? 338 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,710 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 339 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:45,912 - Goody, you ready? - Ready to rip, Sanguinet. 340 00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,848 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 341 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,917 Frankie, ya got a couple in ya tonight? 342 00:15:50,385 --> 00:15:52,653 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 343 00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,921 - Shoresy, you ready? - Yew-hew! 344 00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:56,990 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 345 00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,458 Michaels, you got one more in ya 346 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,394 - for the regular season, buddy? - You know it, Sanger. 347 00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,829 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! - Yaa-hoo! 348 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,299 Nothing comes easy against the Americans. 349 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,302 You'll have to work for every inch. 350 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:10,470 They're gonna line match Palmer against Shoresy tonight 351 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,372 so, Jim... - Yeah? 352 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:13,674 - Jim? - Yes. 353 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,975 - Jim? - You say jump, 354 00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:16,176 we say how high, Sanger. 355 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,145 We're relying on you to take him out early. 356 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,346 Ya gotta set the tone! 357 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:20,681 We'll start with Shoresy's line, 358 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:22,282 but get control of the puck 359 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,252 and get off the ice. Let the Jims do their thing. 360 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,820 - You good, Jim? - Yeah. 361 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:27,854 - Jim? - Yes. 362 00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:29,389 - Jim? - We've overcome a lot 363 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,892 of adversity this season. 364 00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:33,328 Both personally and as a team. 365 00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:36,496 We found Michaels, who's helping our 366 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,398 Reach For The Top team go to sectionals. 367 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,634 And boys, I found someone to share my success with. 368 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:43,437 I found someone knows me name, b'ys. 369 00:16:43,438 --> 00:16:46,173 A girl who just wants to hang out, play some tunes. 370 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,708 Laurence Leboeuf. 371 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,509 Laurence Leboeuf. 372 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,579 Goody? Dolo? 373 00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:54,716 Did ya hammer ass all night? 374 00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,521 Really? 375 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:02,689 Accountability. 376 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,424 Hey! 377 00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:06,560 I mean, it's not a big deal to just miss one night. 378 00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:07,994 You can go back to hammerin' ass tonight 379 00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,796 after you call your parents. It's not a big deal. 380 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,431 I wasn't finished, Shoresy. 381 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,133 Sorry, Jim. 382 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:14,635 We're gonna hurt Palmer. 383 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:19,707 So to answer your question, yes, we're ready to set the tone. 384 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:21,708 Thanks, Jims. 385 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,343 Something a little different tonight. 386 00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,512 They wanna introduce you one by one before the game. 387 00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:27,347 - Fuckin' why? - I dunno. 388 00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:29,249 Could be a historic night. 389 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,219 Guess they wanna mark the occasion. 390 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:34,688 Ladies and gentlemen, 391 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:36,423 welcome to tonight's match-up between 392 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:41,128 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs and your Soo Hunt! 393 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,729 The Soo Hunt and their fans 394 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:47,033 would now like to welcome the 23-0 Bulldogs to the ice. 395 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,702 Introducing first, 396 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,805 number 4 and Mr. April, 397 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:53,941 Brant Goodleaf! 398 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:01,982 - Fuck sakes. - Fuck sakes. 399 00:18:01,983 --> 00:18:03,383 Fuck sakes. 400 00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:05,786 Number 14 and Mr. November... 401 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:08,088 You said this calender'd bite us in the arse, b'y. 402 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,991 Ted Hitchcock! 403 00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:17,531 The captain of t, 404 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:21,102 number 69 and Mr. July... 405 00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:27,307 Ladies and gentlemen, pleas 406 00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:30,777 for a special rendition of, 407 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:33,914 performed by 10-year-old Dougie Bibeau, 408 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:37,317 who is learning to play the recorder. 409 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,303 Pulled out all the stops for you, Shoresy. 410 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:31,471 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 411 00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,006 I'll get you for that fuckin' anthem, 412 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,242 Delaney, I swear to God. - Historic night. 413 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:37,444 - Fuckin' coke head. - Gonna be up in your kitchen 414 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:39,179 all night tonight, Mr. July. 415 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,614 Yeah, we'll see how tall you're playin' 416 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:41,948 in about five fuckin' minutes. 417 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:44,018 - Fuck you, bud. - Fuck you. 418 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,220 Remy Nadeau! 419 00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:06,840 You know they say, if you wanna make the change, 420 00:20:06,841 --> 00:20:09,209 go to the Jims. They set the tone. 421 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:12,445 Fuckin' right, Jims. Look at ya now, Palmer? 422 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:15,315 Like, what are you fuckin' now, Palmer, you bitch! 423 00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:17,217 How do ya fuckin' like it, Palmer? 424 00:20:17,218 --> 00:20:19,654 Ya fuckin' bitch, look at ya now! 425 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:23,491 Their night's over, Sanguinet. Fuckin' psychos. 426 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,192 - Nice work, Jims. - Nice work, Jims. 427 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,128 You ready to watch this team 428 00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:29,429 play three inches smaller? 429 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,932 Nice work, Jims. 430 00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,266 Let's go, JJ! 431 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,101 - Let's go now. - Let's go now. 432 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:37,003 Let's go! 433 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:21,114 40 miles! 40 hard miles, gents! 434 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:23,584 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys! 435 00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:25,852 Nice work, Jims! 436 00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,363 20 miles, boys! 20 hard miles! 437 00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:13,066 Well, boys, ready to play your first third period 438 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:14,969 of the season? - Lotsa legs, Shoresy. 439 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,671 Here's where we need you, boys. 440 00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,105 We need you right fuckin' now. 441 00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:20,607 Right here in the third, alright? 442 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:22,242 Need everybody goin' here in the third. 443 00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:24,310 Everything you've fuckin' got. Alright? 444 00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:25,979 Everybody! Everything you got. 445 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:29,517 Leave it all fuckin' out there. Here we fuckin' go now! 446 00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:00,141 - How you feelin'? - I'm still drunk. 447 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,342 Well, get it outta ya now. 448 00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:04,144 You've gotta keep this heater going through playoffs. 449 00:24:04,145 --> 00:24:05,979 Don't worry, Nat, we're winning the NOSHO 450 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:08,114 and going to the National Senior Tournament. 451 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,850 Yew-hew-hew-hew! - I know. 452 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,852 So, it was Schnurr who was fuckin' ya. 453 00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:15,421 - I was fucking him. - Whatever. 454 00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:17,056 So, all the boys got their girls? 455 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:19,225 Nat, I think at the end of the day, 456 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,962 that's all any of us are really playin' for. 457 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,900 - You're gonna win us a ship. - We'll never lose again. 458 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,635 What if I told you, you could do it all on home ice? 459 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:31,004 Last time I checked, you were 10K short 460 00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:32,839 of the necessary 50K. 461 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,841 Good effort, but still an L. 462 00:24:34,842 --> 00:24:36,943 - We got the 50. - How? 463 00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:38,845 The... 464 00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,213 The Soo Hunt. 465 00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:43,049 I think their fans must've really loved your calendar shots 466 00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:44,450 blown up like that. 467 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,919 Every fan in the rink bought one. 468 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,322 - How much? - Enough to clear 50K. 469 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,859 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 470 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,195 and we got it. 471 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:57,330 The best hockey teams in Canada 472 00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,933 are coming here to play for the National title 473 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:02,069 against you, in Sudbury. 474 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,341 You got anything to say? 475 00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:10,811 Let's set the fuckin' tone!