1 00:00:20,295 --> 00:00:21,963 Dream season. 2 00:00:23,765 --> 00:00:26,600 After going almost entirely winless the year before, 3 00:00:26,601 --> 00:00:29,170 this year, we went undefeated. 4 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:33,073 24 wins, zero losses. A perfect season. 5 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,875 And a NOSHO record. 6 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:36,844 Then things got even better. 7 00:00:36,845 --> 00:00:39,213 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 8 00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:42,883 and we got it. The best hockey teams in Canada 9 00:00:42,884 --> 00:00:45,352 are coming here to play for the national title 10 00:00:45,353 --> 00:00:47,788 against you, in Sudbury. 11 00:00:47,789 --> 00:00:49,923 Let's set the fuckin' tone! 12 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,959 After our perfect regular season, 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,761 it appeared the table was set. 14 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,929 We would win the NOSHO playoffs and then move on 15 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,732 to the National Senior Tournament. 16 00:00:58,299 --> 00:01:01,836 But the playoffs... didn't go as planned. 17 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:10,844 ♪ Catch a boat to England, baby ♪ 18 00:01:10,845 --> 00:01:13,480 ♪ Maybe to Spain ♪ 19 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:16,083 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 20 00:01:16,084 --> 00:01:18,886 ♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪ 21 00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:20,788 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 22 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:24,826 ♪ The blues run the game ♪ 23 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:31,331 ♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪ 24 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:33,601 ♪ Send out for gin ♪ 25 00:01:34,536 --> 00:01:37,071 ♪ Me and room service, honey ♪ 26 00:01:37,072 --> 00:01:39,373 ♪ Me and room service, mama ♪ 27 00:01:39,374 --> 00:01:41,408 ♪ Me and room service ♪ 28 00:01:41,409 --> 00:01:44,179 ♪ We are living a life of sin ♪ 29 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,884 ♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪ 30 00:01:50,885 --> 00:01:52,921 ♪ You are on my mind ♪ 31 00:01:53,755 --> 00:01:55,989 ♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪ 32 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,659 ♪ I ain't sleeping, mama ♪ 33 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,494 ♪ When I ain't sleeping ♪ 34 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,996 ♪ You know you'll find me crying ♪ 35 00:02:05,967 --> 00:02:08,470 Fuck's sake. 36 00:02:10,605 --> 00:02:13,173 Like, it's so dumb. 37 00:02:20,482 --> 00:02:23,117 What a fuckin' bunch of losers. 38 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,099 What can we say boys? 39 00:02:38,666 --> 00:02:40,434 Nothing worse than losing to the Yanks. 40 00:02:40,435 --> 00:02:43,036 - In our own fuckin' barn. - Especially in our own barn. 41 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,005 I don't know what to say for the best, b'ys. 42 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:47,975 {\an8}Maybe there ain't no best to it. 43 00:02:47,976 --> 00:02:50,144 But just because we lost doesn't mean there shouldn't 44 00:02:50,145 --> 00:02:51,246 be a game stick. 45 00:02:53,081 --> 00:02:56,116 Goody, you played through a separated shoulder. 46 00:02:56,117 --> 00:02:57,785 Dolo, foot fracture. 47 00:02:57,786 --> 00:03:00,454 Never seen a team so hurt as this by the Lard Jaysus. 48 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:02,456 Fish, you came back from a skate laceration 49 00:03:02,457 --> 00:03:03,925 to the neck. 50 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:08,228 Shoresy. 51 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,864 You came back from a concussion in the first round. 52 00:03:10,865 --> 00:03:13,934 And you played through a torn groin and a hip pointer. 53 00:03:13,935 --> 00:03:15,869 What happens with a hip pointer? 54 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,271 Can't push when you shit. 55 00:03:17,272 --> 00:03:19,774 You were the leader this team needed. 56 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,777 Shoresy, 57 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,513 game stick goes to you, my man. 58 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,185 Be proud, Shoresy. 59 00:03:31,186 --> 00:03:32,453 Chin up, buddy. 60 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:35,557 {\an8}Lard Jaysus, boys, we nearly had 'em! 61 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:42,263 - What is it, my dude? - I can't. 62 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:45,165 I brought you guys in because everybody 63 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:47,669 was acting like bitches. 64 00:03:47,902 --> 00:03:50,971 And now you're all acting like bitches, too. 65 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:52,940 - Okay, that's unfair, Shoresy. - Just shut the fuck up, 66 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,374 Michaels. - We just lost 67 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,810 to the Yanks. You're all acting like you wanna eat... 68 00:03:56,811 --> 00:03:58,346 each other's pussies. 69 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:01,715 {\an8}Like you're opening a second bottle of wine with... 70 00:04:01,716 --> 00:04:03,150 your gal pal. - My son... 71 00:04:03,151 --> 00:04:05,319 I don't wanna fuckin' lift my head right now 72 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,021 'cause you're probably all giving each other ski poles. 73 00:04:08,022 --> 00:04:09,490 Ski poles? 74 00:04:11,059 --> 00:04:12,726 Come on, Shoresy, say something positive. 75 00:04:12,727 --> 00:04:14,628 Fuckin' Sommerfeld's dog mom 76 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,197 wasn't lickin' her lips at me all fuckin' night for once. 77 00:04:17,198 --> 00:04:19,333 - Okay. - Fuckin' Briggsy's fat sister 78 00:04:19,334 --> 00:04:22,536 isn't looking as ugly as when she tried to fuck me two years ago. 79 00:04:22,537 --> 00:04:24,338 - Shoresy. - Fuckin' Michaels' ex-sweetie 80 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:26,640 flashed me her bird and I thought it as an accident, 81 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,375 but now I don't think it was. - Hey! 82 00:04:28,376 --> 00:04:30,677 What about Phillips? He had the game of his life. 83 00:04:30,678 --> 00:04:32,780 - Who? - Phillips. 84 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,648 - That's Phillips. - No, it isn't. 85 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,984 - Who do you think that is? - I don't fuckin' know. 86 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,152 - Shoresy, the boys are hurt. - It's fuckin' hockey! 87 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,389 You go 'til you can't go no more. 88 00:04:42,957 --> 00:04:45,960 Fuck! 89 00:04:51,132 --> 00:04:54,702 - Let's get drunk. - Wait, how drunk? 90 00:04:55,236 --> 00:04:57,137 Like NOSHO record party drunk? 91 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:04,212 I don't think we should get that drunk again. 92 00:05:08,616 --> 00:05:11,219 It's been long enough. You should go say something. 93 00:05:15,823 --> 00:05:17,457 - This is... - Unfortunate? 94 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,960 Pathetic? 95 00:05:19,994 --> 00:05:21,095 A real cunt. 96 00:05:21,396 --> 00:05:23,597 We're hosting the National Senior Tournament in a week. 97 00:05:23,598 --> 00:05:25,065 We're beat up from the feet up. 98 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,533 Seven days rest can go a long way. 99 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,669 We're supposed to be there because we're the best team. 100 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,570 Now we're only there 'cause we're the host team. 101 00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:32,039 So, the host team gets in automatically. 102 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,408 Look at it as good fortune. - We're the team that gets 103 00:05:34,409 --> 00:05:36,209 in on a formality. - We're throw-ins. 104 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,678 Doesn't matter how you get to the dance, 105 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:39,112 you just gotta get there. - We're filler. 106 00:05:39,113 --> 00:05:40,347 - Freeloaders. - Nat. 107 00:05:40,348 --> 00:05:41,648 When they see the Sudbury guys, 108 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:43,450 you think anyone's gonna look at them and say, 109 00:05:43,451 --> 00:05:45,752 "Uh-oh." Won't get any respect. 110 00:05:45,753 --> 00:05:47,654 Sometimes you have to demand it. 111 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:50,257 Yo, last year we wanted to win one game. 112 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:52,859 This year, we won them all. Now we have a chance to win 113 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:55,229 the whole country. Cash in. 114 00:05:55,863 --> 00:05:58,265 We've got a week to get these guys over this loss 115 00:05:58,266 --> 00:06:00,934 and refocused for the National Senior Tournament. 116 00:06:00,935 --> 00:06:02,235 We've gotta get 'em healed. 117 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,004 Thank fuck there won't be much fighting. 118 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:06,173 I dunno. There may be a national title on the line, 119 00:06:06,174 --> 00:06:07,941 but it's still senior whale shit hockey. 120 00:06:07,942 --> 00:06:10,610 Seriously. Nat, at least go check on Shoresy. 121 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:12,546 Yeah, ask him when he's gonna start chipping in 122 00:06:12,547 --> 00:06:14,014 on the scoresheet. - He always finds 123 00:06:14,015 --> 00:06:16,183 a way to contribute.: He can't handle losing. 124 00:06:16,184 --> 00:06:17,818 Show me someone who can handle losing 125 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:19,454 and I'll show you a loser. 126 00:06:22,323 --> 00:06:23,890 Let's get these guys drunk. 127 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:26,326 Wait... how drunk? 128 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:29,963 Yeah. NOSHO record party drunk? 129 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:37,171 I don't think they should get that drunk again. 130 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:17,144 Let's go boys! Fill 'er up, barmaid! Come on! 131 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,712 You boys wanna give it a hoist? 132 00:07:18,713 --> 00:07:20,514 Something to remind you of the good old days? 133 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:22,082 Goody couldn't if he wanted to. 134 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,117 All right, that's enough. 135 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,218 Won't let ya drink out of it, 136 00:07:25,219 --> 00:07:27,021 but why don't ya come give it a kiss? 137 00:07:27,622 --> 00:07:29,990 - Drink your beer. - I'll go get the bouncers. 138 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,092 - They don't need them. - Come on over, boys. 139 00:07:32,093 --> 00:07:33,827 Give it a kiss. - Let's keep it classy. 140 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,329 Can't wait to rip a snooter off this thing. 141 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,299 Come on! Kiss it! 142 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:44,938 - Fuckin' pussies. - The runner-ups! 143 00:07:50,144 --> 00:07:52,546 What's that you were saying about respect again, Miig? 144 00:07:52,547 --> 00:07:54,648 - Sometimes you have to... - It's pathetic. 145 00:07:54,649 --> 00:07:56,083 What's wrong with them? 146 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:59,719 I'm fuckin' hurt! Oh, I'm fuckin' real hurt. 147 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,121 - Your head? - No. 148 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:02,824 - Your hand? - No. 149 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,325 My heart. - Are you hurt, 150 00:08:05,326 --> 00:08:07,027 or are you injured? - We're the fuckin' 151 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,595 Teenage Mutant Injured Turtles. 152 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:10,363 You gotta leave it behind you, my guy. 153 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,399 Game seven. In our barn. 154 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,601 Refocus. 155 00:08:13,968 --> 00:08:15,635 We're going to the National Senior Tournament. 156 00:08:15,636 --> 00:08:17,370 Yeah, as fuckin' honorable mentions. 157 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,239 - Tit fucker. - As runner-ups. 158 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,374 - Runners-up. - As the guys who didn't 159 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,510 earn it. It's embarrassing. 160 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:25,345 Ya needs a break, me son. 161 00:08:25,346 --> 00:08:28,048 After that hit you took in the first round, 162 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,950 you should be out four to six weeks, old man. 163 00:08:29,951 --> 00:08:31,085 Four to six? 164 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,186 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit, 165 00:08:33,187 --> 00:08:35,021 you think it's four to six? Settle down. 166 00:08:35,022 --> 00:08:36,957 - What are you even doing? - Lookin' at girls 167 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,191 on the internet. Why? 168 00:08:38,192 --> 00:08:40,393 - Had a sec. - Goody's hurt worse than me. 169 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,195 Goody's not hurt so bad as what you are. 170 00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:44,431 - He's got his arm in a sling. - It's a holster. 171 00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,666 - Goody's four to six. - Just 'cause I have my arm 172 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,201 in this, you think it's four to six? 173 00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:49,704 Dolo's hurt worse than Goody is. 174 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,972 {\an8}Takes ya 20 minutes to get from the crapper 175 00:08:51,973 --> 00:08:53,341 {\an8}to the couch, old man. 176 00:08:55,443 --> 00:08:57,077 Doesn't matter. We're all fuckin' losers anyway. 177 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,379 Never see a team with so many injuries as this, 178 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:00,881 b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus. 179 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:02,415 We're the tag alongs of the tournament. 180 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:05,018 Oh, nice work, Sanguinet. 181 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,553 Now you've upset Big Sexy. 182 00:09:06,554 --> 00:09:08,155 You wanna find out who's the most hurt? 183 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,557 - Go easy, Big Sex. - Come where we're to. 184 00:09:10,558 --> 00:09:13,360 We has a walking competition. - A walking competition? 185 00:09:13,361 --> 00:09:15,362 You says you're not hurt so bad as what he is. 186 00:09:15,363 --> 00:09:17,764 - Get control of your bird. - He says he's not hurt 187 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,466 so bad as what you is. - You talk like 188 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,534 a fuckin' idiot, eh? 189 00:09:20,535 --> 00:09:22,336 {\an8}And you're hurt more bad... 190 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,704 {\an8}So, come on over where we're to. 191 00:09:24,705 --> 00:09:26,206 We has a walking competition 192 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:28,808 and we finds out who's the most hurt. 193 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,644 Don't walk out on me, old man! 194 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:32,279 I'm takin' care of my bird! 195 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,247 Who do you think is the most hurt? 196 00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:36,183 Shoresy really got his bell rung in the first round. 197 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,651 He was a fuckin' ghost the second round. 198 00:09:37,652 --> 00:09:39,119 - He got trucked. - Maybe it'll make him 199 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,221 less stubborn. - Won't make him less stupid. 200 00:09:41,222 --> 00:09:42,923 We ready? - We're ready. 201 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,090 Let's get started. 202 00:09:44,091 --> 00:09:45,525 Well, can I premise it by saying 203 00:09:45,526 --> 00:09:46,927 something first? - Premise? 204 00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:48,795 - Huh? - What do you mean, premise? 205 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,497 {\an8}Well, I wanna... 206 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:51,765 {\an8}Nutella's junk, eh? 207 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:52,899 Preface. 208 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,701 If you wanna ruin a good piece of toast. 209 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,269 Fer... how do you... 210 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,104 Well, you wants to say something before you walks, right? 211 00:09:58,105 --> 00:09:59,639 I was gonna say a few words, yeah. 212 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,241 Okay, well ya wants to preface it. 213 00:10:01,242 --> 00:10:05,712 So... I meant to say preface but I said premise? 214 00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:07,847 - That's what ya did, b'y. - Oh, my God. 215 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,282 {\an8}What an idiot, eh? 216 00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:11,351 {\an8}- Good thing no chick saw that. - Settle down. 217 00:10:11,352 --> 00:10:13,753 - I dies at ya, b'y. - Well, I guess 218 00:10:13,754 --> 00:10:16,022 I'm going to preface my walk 219 00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:19,159 by saying, and I'm sure you've all noticed this before, 220 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,861 I have one leg shorter than the other. 221 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,097 - By how much? - By about two inches. 222 00:10:24,098 --> 00:10:25,298 {\an8}Two inches? 223 00:10:25,299 --> 00:10:26,700 {\an8}Inch and a half, two inches, yeah. 224 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:28,068 No, b'y. Never knew that, old man. 225 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,970 Well, I try not to make a big deal of it. 226 00:10:29,971 --> 00:10:32,205 Try not to let it get in my way. Get me down. 227 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:36,410 But if you notice something in my walk, it's probably that. 228 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:39,346 {\an8}I don't have to talk while I'm doing it or anything, right? 229 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,082 - No, b'y. - Go. 230 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:44,719 You want me to rush you when you're walking? 231 00:10:45,786 --> 00:10:47,587 Let's have a little etiquette in here, boys. 232 00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:48,990 A little sportsmanship here, now. 233 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:59,366 K, now come back where we're to. 234 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,203 See, it's just a little slower than ordinary. 235 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:05,372 But that's probably the leg, which we've established. 236 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,376 Otherwise, there's really nothing out of the ordinary. 237 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,577 Yeah, so... - Four to six. 238 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,412 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 239 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,180 You walk like you had your shit pushed. 240 00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:16,616 B'y, I knew you'd be lookin' four to six but... 241 00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,451 Who's... up next? 242 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:20,353 I didn't think you'd be lookin' that four to six. 243 00:11:20,354 --> 00:11:22,522 Could we just keep this moving, please? 244 00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:24,691 {\an8}Yes. Teams for this year's 245 00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:26,326 {\an8}National Senior Tournament are set. 246 00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,028 - Dynamite. - Against all odds, 247 00:11:28,029 --> 00:11:29,996 we'll have teams from all over Turtle Island 248 00:11:29,997 --> 00:11:32,065 representing western Canada, eastern Canada, 249 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:35,535 {\an8}Quebec, northern Ontario, southern Ontario, and us. 250 00:11:35,536 --> 00:11:36,870 {\an8}Six whole teams. 251 00:11:36,871 --> 00:11:38,605 Why aren't the other provinces sending teams? 252 00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:40,340 {\an8}Because it's senior whale shit hockey. 253 00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:42,375 {\an8}Up first, representing western Canada, 254 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,578 {\an8}from the province of Alberta, home of Treaties 6, 7, and 8, 255 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,347 {\an8}the Brooks Barrelmen. 256 00:11:47,348 --> 00:11:49,482 From the heart of cowmen country Canada, 257 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,452 for these guys, it's hockey all winter, rodeo all summer. 258 00:11:52,453 --> 00:11:54,788 They're tie-down ropers, steer wrestlers, 259 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:56,991 and of course, bull and bronco riders. 260 00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:59,059 You've gotta be certifiable for that sport. 261 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,393 {\an8}Stupid tough. 262 00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:02,696 {\an8}According to the scouting report, they kinda are. 263 00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:04,297 {\an8}- Tough? - Stupid. 264 00:12:04,298 --> 00:12:06,499 {\an8}- How stupid? - Time will tell. 265 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,867 {\an8}If we're talking notable players, 266 00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:10,670 {\an8}we're talking the Friesen twins, AKA the Freezer Twins. 267 00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:12,305 {\an8}- Why Freezer? - Because they're built 268 00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:13,373 {\an8}like large appliances. 269 00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:14,741 These guys played 270 00:12:14,742 --> 00:12:16,476 Team Canada rugby for four years. 271 00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:18,546 So, needless to say, they like to hit. 272 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,948 Keep your head up around these guys 273 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,316 or you know what'll happen. 274 00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:24,718 Four to six! 275 00:12:24,719 --> 00:12:27,354 I'll be the judge of that, me son. Dolo, you're up. 276 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:30,157 Hold on. You ready? 277 00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,592 {\an8}Little sportsmanship in here, eh? 278 00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:34,327 - Sorry, b'y. - Let's let Dolo get focused 279 00:12:34,328 --> 00:12:36,329 for his walk here, boys. A little quiet in here now. 280 00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:53,246 Well, who's lookin' four to six now? 281 00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,814 He's lookin' pretty four to six. 282 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,183 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 283 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,285 {\an8}You can't really walk at all, bro. 284 00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:01,020 Hard to believe he's been doing it his whole life. 285 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,589 What's good. - He's more four to six 286 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:04,157 than Shoresy. - B'ys, we still don't really 287 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,558 know who's the four to sixiest. 288 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,160 Okay, who's next? 289 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,528 {\an8}Representing eastern Canada, 290 00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:10,864 {\an8}from Prince Edward Island, the Charlottetown Reds. 291 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,399 {\an8}PEI, Mi'kmaq territory. 292 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,800 {\an8}Not unlike folks from Newfoundland, 293 00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:16,736 {\an8}Prince Edward Islanders have some unique speech. 294 00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,638 {\an8}- Example? - Ever seen the Prince Edward 295 00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:21,241 {\an8}Island Encyclopedia on YouTube? - What's goin' on? 296 00:13:21,242 --> 00:13:22,776 {\an8}I'll fuckin' flatten ya, young buck. 297 00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:24,911 {\an8}I'm gonna come to your house and slam your fuckin' cupboards. 298 00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,180 {\an8}- Nice kit bag there, big nuts. - I'll beat you like you're 299 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,381 {\an8}on a fishin' trip with your father. 300 00:13:28,382 --> 00:13:30,016 Easy there, George Clooney. 301 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,985 Where'd the cows die? Who the fuck are you? 302 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,388 {\an8}- Noted. - Most of these guys 303 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:36,523 {\an8}are commercial fishermen. 304 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,725 Out on the Atlantic for days on end 305 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,894 fishing for herring, mackerel, crab. 306 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,662 They know hard work. 307 00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:44,431 But a handful of them are owners-operators 308 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,399 of what many call the best seafood shack 309 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,834 on Prince Edward Island. 310 00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:52,505 Serving up fresh shucked oysters, seafood chowder, 311 00:13:52,506 --> 00:13:54,707 and their signature lobster rolls. 312 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,042 I'm hungry. 313 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,811 So, who are we watching for? 314 00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,713 These guys play as a unit. No one-man shows. 315 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:04,250 {\an8}Beware, they're pedal to the rug for a full sixty. 316 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:05,986 {\an8}Hard fuckin' workers. 317 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,788 {\an8}But a standout in another sense 318 00:14:08,789 --> 00:14:10,957 would be the gorgeous Gord Gallant. 319 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,592 This guy makes panty soup. 320 00:14:12,593 --> 00:14:14,294 Ew.: He soaks Uggs. 321 00:14:14,295 --> 00:14:16,429 Entering a dink phase, eh, Ziig? 322 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:18,164 {\an8}If you can resist him, you're doing well. 323 00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:19,933 {\an8}- Up to the task? - Probably just another 324 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,401 {\an8}Instagram doll and real-life donkey. 325 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,336 {\an8}When was the last time you dated a hockey player? 326 00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,772 {\an8}You don't date sluts. You just take 'em down. 327 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:28,007 - Anything else? - Aside from all of that, 328 00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:32,112 {\an8}the word on these guys is that they're just really... nice. 329 00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:33,847 Nice? 330 00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:36,784 {\an8}Nice. 331 00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:38,751 {\an8}Well, that's fuckin' nice. 332 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,520 {\an8}- Holy! - Agreed. 333 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,489 {\an8}- So dumb. - You can walk more good 334 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,525 {\an8}than Dolo, but he's playin' better. 335 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,994 Well, you gotta find a way to contribute. 336 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,462 Sanger, sit down. Shut the fuck up. 337 00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:51,698 - What're you guys doin'? - Walking competition. 338 00:14:51,699 --> 00:14:53,833 - Walking competition? - To find out who's hurt 339 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,836 more bad than who. Now, you're up, old man. 340 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,077 Oh, fuck. Think he'd be that good? 341 00:15:04,078 --> 00:15:05,144 - At walking? - Yep. 342 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,113 {\an8}- No. - Me neither. 343 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,181 {\an8}Me neither. 344 00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:10,050 Now come back where we're to, me son. 345 00:15:16,423 --> 00:15:18,125 Yep. Yep, he's good. 346 00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:19,692 {\an8}He walks good. 347 00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:21,861 {\an8}I ain't never seen anybody walk so good as that. 348 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,963 {\an8}No, me neither. I know. I know. 349 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,565 - Sanguinet? - No, no, no. 350 00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:27,600 He doesn't get to just waltz in here and say 351 00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:29,403 who walks good. 352 00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:32,305 That's good walking, Goody. Congratulations. 353 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,974 You're the least four to six. 354 00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:37,277 Well, Dolo, Hitch, we're runner-ups again. 355 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:39,145 - Runners-up. - Yep. 356 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,282 Lost the NOSHO Cup. Now we lost the walking competition. 357 00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:43,783 May as well be eatin' solo paninis. 358 00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:45,485 - Why? - We're fuckin' losers. 359 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,153 Never seen a team with so many injuries 360 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,855 as this, b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus. 361 00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,991 Think anyone's gonna see the Bulldogs and say "Uh-oh"? 362 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,560 No fuckin' way. 363 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,395 Want me to come over 364 00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,798 to your house, slam your fuckin' doors? 365 00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:09,475 {\an8}Anik Archambault here, welcoming you back to another 366 00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,744 {\an8}edition of Questionable Call brought to you 367 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:14,147 {\an8}by BROdude Energy. With me, as always, 368 00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:16,816 {\an8}are panelists Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 369 00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:18,384 {\an8}and the man they call RA. 370 00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:21,087 Mesdames and messieurs, as you are well aware, 371 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,989 BROdude Energy has been granted 372 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,724 the exclusive broadcasting rights 373 00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,926 of the National Senior Hockey Tournament 374 00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:28,161 in Sudbury, Ontario. 375 00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:30,563 Can only imagine the cutthroat competition 376 00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:33,166 for that contract, Anik. - Bet it was eye popping. 377 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,001 Remember when we used to cover real hockey? 378 00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,469 Today we continue the breakdown 379 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,837 of the participating teams 380 00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:40,440 starting with my home province. - La belle province. 381 00:16:40,441 --> 00:16:42,508 Representing Quebec at this year's tournament 382 00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:44,444 is Les Rapides de Rawdon. 383 00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:46,479 Quebec is home to the toughest league in hockey, 384 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,849 and make no mistake, Les Rapides are the toughest. 385 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:52,218 Pierre-Luc Leblond, Danick Paquette, 386 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,853 and Steve Bossé. Leblond fought 387 00:16:53,854 --> 00:16:55,221 the toughest guys in the show 388 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,756 when goons were still in the game. 389 00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:59,425 Paquette's face looks like it was carved out of wood. 390 00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:01,361 If you think you recognize Bossé from the YouTube 391 00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:03,062 knockout videos, you probably recognize him 392 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,864 from the UFC as well. He's 12-2-0. 393 00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:07,200 Someone else fans may recognize is the team owner, 394 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:09,303 Quebec pop icon, Marie-Mai. 395 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,971 The multi-platinum artist and Queb darling 396 00:17:11,972 --> 00:17:13,940 is also a hockey fan. 397 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:15,775 One of the things worth mentioning to fans, 398 00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:18,646 she was one engaged to JJ Frankie JJ. 399 00:17:19,546 --> 00:17:20,613 With the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 400 00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,382 serving as the host team and the SOO Hunt 401 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,683 representing northern Ontario... 402 00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,551 - SOO, Michigan, baby. - We're left with one 403 00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:27,887 final entry. Representing southern Ontario, 404 00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:29,422 coming from the city with the most 405 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,125 Italian Canadians per capita in the country, 406 00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,394 the Vaughan Canadesi. - Cannoli imagine 407 00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:36,696 there are a few Italians on the team, Anik. 408 00:17:36,697 --> 00:17:39,466 Actually, Jay, every single one. 409 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,901 {\an8}Ferrari, Ferrara, Ferraro, 410 00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:44,137 {\an8}Barbieri, Barberio, Barbara, 411 00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:46,773 {\an8}DiBenidetti, Deodato, DiDomenico. 412 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,141 {\an8}You get the idea. 413 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:51,511 {\an8}These guys play the game hard, fast, and emotional. 414 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:53,279 {\an8}So, who we looking for, Anik? 415 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,815 {\an8}Number 98, Marco Sylvestri. 416 00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:57,717 Sly Sylvestri? What, you know him? 417 00:17:57,718 --> 00:17:59,519 He used to be in Boston's system for a while. 418 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,421 And? He could pick the prosciutto 419 00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:02,655 outta your teeth with a stick. 420 00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:04,123 More of a pancetta guy. 421 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,525 So, he loves the lumber. 422 00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:06,859 Oh, he'll be the dirtiest player 423 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,761 in the tournament. - Good matchup for Shoresy. 424 00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:10,363 I'm hearing Shoresy's hurt. 425 00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:11,698 The man doesn't like to be outdone. 426 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,399 But does anyone really care? 427 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,735 We'll find out soon as the best teams in Canada 428 00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:17,270 descend on Sudbury today. 429 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:19,839 The best teams in Canada and the Sudbury Mango Malamutes. 430 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,107 Oh, you're fuckin' hilarious, Liam. 431 00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:22,742 If things get rough, just throw one of your 432 00:18:22,743 --> 00:18:24,077 Band-Aids at 'em. - You too, Cory. 433 00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:25,611 You're so fuckin' funny. - Squirt 'em with 434 00:18:25,612 --> 00:18:27,313 some Polysporin. - Like the funniest guys 435 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,815 who ever lived. - Why aren't you laughing? 436 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,149 Don't worry, Liam, I don't laugh 437 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,018 at your mom's jokes either and every time, 438 00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:33,986 she's like, "What? I'm funny!" 439 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,855 I don't laugh at your mom's 440 00:18:35,856 --> 00:18:38,224 jokes either, Cory, and every time she's like, 441 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,592 "Be nice to me!" 442 00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,928 Regular season league record only to blow it in playoffs. 443 00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,496 Must sting. - Little bit, Cor. 444 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,231 - Any regrets? - My only regret 445 00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,100 is not serving my country. - Oh yeah? 446 00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:48,568 Yeah, and I think about it every time 447 00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:50,103 I go to war on your mom's ass. 448 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:51,971 - You're fuckin' awful, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 449 00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:53,806 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 450 00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:55,675 Better tell your mom to go get checked out. 451 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,144 I saw Cory's mom last night. Now my dick feels 452 00:18:58,145 --> 00:19:00,313 like it ate a pack of Halls. - Clean it up. 453 00:19:00,314 --> 00:19:01,914 Yeah, tell that to your mom, Cor. 454 00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:03,816 She climbed over my gearshift last night 455 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:05,518 to hop on my wiener and that thing still 456 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,421 smells like shrimp scampi. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 457 00:19:08,422 --> 00:19:10,456 Fuck you, Liam. Every time I hit your mom 458 00:19:10,457 --> 00:19:13,292 from the back it sounds like someone running in flip-flops. 459 00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:15,261 - Fuck you! - Cory, I got your mom 460 00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,497 on speed dial and Liam's mom blocked. 461 00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:19,767 I don't know which one should be more embarrassed. 462 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,957 - Fuckin' what? - Captain's meeting. 463 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,491 Yeah, well you shoulda come to us. 464 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:54,560 It's fuckin' freezing out there. - You've got the National 465 00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:56,662 Senior Tournament in two days. Hope I'm warm by then. 466 00:20:56,663 --> 00:20:58,464 The other teams have already started to show up. 467 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,400 {\an8}We've got a problem. 468 00:21:01,401 --> 00:21:03,169 We've got a problem. 469 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,770 Yeah? What's the problem, Sanguinet? 470 00:21:04,771 --> 00:21:07,040 You've lost your identity as hockey players. 471 00:21:10,944 --> 00:21:12,345 After that loss, you've forgotten 472 00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:15,182 what makes you unique as athletes of the sport. 473 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,352 Well, Lard Jaysus, I never see a team 474 00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:20,686 with so many injuries as this, b'y. 475 00:21:20,687 --> 00:21:22,355 No excuses. 476 00:21:22,356 --> 00:21:23,890 - But... - Hockey players don't 477 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,358 make excuses. 478 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:26,859 You play for the logo on the front, 479 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,194 not the name on the back. 480 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:30,029 You play for your city and for your teammates. 481 00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:33,200 You win for them. No excuses. 482 00:21:36,436 --> 00:21:39,205 He can barely walk. I can barely lift my arm. 483 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,108 Never let them know you're hurt. 484 00:21:41,608 --> 00:21:43,910 You're the leaders of this team and look at you. 485 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,845 One's in a sling, one's limping around. 486 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,748 You're crying about being cold. 487 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,551 Give your balls a tug. You're hockey players. 488 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,654 Never let them know you're hurt. 489 00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:57,757 Shoresy, 490 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,694 you're the captain of this team. Why did we lose to the Yanks? 491 00:22:01,161 --> 00:22:02,862 - No excuses. - You hurt? 492 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,830 Go 'til you can't go no more. 493 00:22:04,831 --> 00:22:07,634 Then why you all like... 494 00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:11,437 - We didn't earn it. - Doesn't matter how you get 495 00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:13,339 to the dance, you just gotta get there. 496 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:15,007 Yeah, and then what, Sanguinet? 497 00:22:15,008 --> 00:22:16,576 - Then... - Huh? 498 00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:20,280 Find that "fuck you" attitude. 499 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,683 You went down to the Yanks. 500 00:22:23,684 --> 00:22:25,952 Took 'em seven games, but you lost. 501 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,254 You're right. 502 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:29,089 Maybe you shouldn't be here. 503 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,457 But you can't look at the rearview 504 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:33,593 and the road at the same time. 505 00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:37,096 You're the best team in the history of the NOSHO. 506 00:22:37,097 --> 00:22:38,631 You're record holders. 507 00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:42,602 24 wins, zero losses. A perfect season. 508 00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:45,739 So, you've got two options. 509 00:22:46,139 --> 00:22:48,274 You could sit around, cry about losing to the Yanks 510 00:22:48,275 --> 00:22:49,409 in the playoffs, 511 00:22:50,143 --> 00:22:52,411 or find that "fuck you" attitude and beat them 512 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,981 on the national stage. 513 00:22:55,716 --> 00:22:58,785 Shoresy, think you can find it? 514 00:23:02,456 --> 00:23:04,391 Is that the runner-ups section? 515 00:23:05,292 --> 00:23:07,026 We'll sit over here then. 516 00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:09,095 Pretty quiet over there for once, Shoresy. 517 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,130 - All right. - Havin' a cry? 518 00:23:11,131 --> 00:23:13,666 I get it, bud. Life's tough. Wanna talk? 519 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,802 - Easy, fellas. - Where's the fuckin' barmaid? 520 00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:19,105 Yeah, send the barmaid over to the winners section 521 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,141 when she's done with the runner-ups. 522 00:23:28,315 --> 00:23:29,583 Runners-up. 523 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,388 - What? - Runners-up! 524 00:23:34,755 --> 00:23:37,256 - What's he sayin'? - It's runners-up. 525 00:23:37,257 --> 00:23:40,726 Not runner-ups. Dumb fuckin' cunts. 526 00:23:40,727 --> 00:23:42,995 Call it what you want, bud. You're toss-ins. 527 00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:45,698 You're fuckin' extras. - Ton o' hockey left, boys. 528 00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:47,466 Ton o' hockey left. - Fuck you. 529 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,934 - Fuck you. - Found it. 530 00:23:48,935 --> 00:23:51,103 Shut the fuck up, Delaney, ya fuckin' coke head. 531 00:23:51,104 --> 00:23:52,805 - What're you gonna do? - You've done too many 532 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,240 speedballs, bud. - Piece of shit. 533 00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:55,608 Fuck you, man. 534 00:23:55,609 --> 00:23:57,676 What's that you were saying about respect again, Miig? 535 00:23:57,677 --> 00:23:59,245 Sometimes you have to demand it. 536 00:23:59,246 --> 00:24:01,480 What're you gonna do? You're in a sling, Goody. 537 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:03,749 - Come here and find out. - What are you gonna do? 538 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,251 You're not gonna fuckin' do anything. 539 00:24:05,252 --> 00:24:07,553 Won't see much fighting in this tournament, eh, Nat? 540 00:24:07,554 --> 00:24:08,854 Let's fucking see it. 541 00:24:08,855 --> 00:24:10,823 Think we have a chance of winning this thing? 542 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,459 - They look ready to me. - Less talk. Let's go. 543 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,594 - Yeah, fucking dick. - Are you gonna do something? 544 00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:17,564 Bulldog hockey, baby. 545 00:24:17,964 --> 00:24:20,267 - Is that the Sudbury guys? - Yeah? 546 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,103 Uh-oh.