1 00:00:38,363 --> 00:00:40,798 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 2 00:00:42,066 --> 00:00:45,602 ♪ Every single day, helps to light my way ♪ 3 00:00:45,603 --> 00:00:47,839 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 4 00:00:49,307 --> 00:00:53,945 ♪ Right before my eyes it don't come as no surprise ♪ 5 00:00:56,214 --> 00:00:58,850 ♪ That it's easy ♪ 6 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:05,723 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 7 00:01:08,726 --> 00:01:10,561 ♪ And baby ♪ 8 00:01:12,296 --> 00:01:13,597 ♪ 'Til you came along ♪ 9 00:01:13,598 --> 00:01:17,335 ♪ There was always something wrong around me ♪ 10 00:01:19,237 --> 00:01:21,472 ♪ There was emptiness, of course ♪ 11 00:01:22,607 --> 00:01:24,876 ♪ But it's alright ♪ 12 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,379 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 13 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:35,420 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 14 00:01:37,989 --> 00:01:40,358 ♪ And sunshine ♪ 15 00:01:41,926 --> 00:01:45,729 ♪ Having you around you're the light I never found ♪ 16 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,732 ♪ And darlin' ♪ 17 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:51,269 ♪ Every minute you're away ♪ 18 00:01:52,637 --> 00:01:54,839 ♪ But it's brighter ♪ 19 00:01:55,973 --> 00:01:58,276 ♪ And it's easy ♪ 20 00:02:00,878 --> 00:02:05,616 ♪ Easy loving you ♪ 21 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,198 What's a fuckin' webinar? 22 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:22,532 Only one is a webinar. Huh? 23 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,267 - The other two are seminars. - Huh? 24 00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:26,103 We're in the National Senior Tournament. 25 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,504 - So? - So, we don't have time 26 00:02:27,505 --> 00:02:29,806 for a web... what? - Webinar. 27 00:02:29,807 --> 00:02:31,174 Do what you're told, you dumb fuck. 28 00:02:31,175 --> 00:02:33,043 Fuck you, Ziig, ya fuckin' hee-haw. 29 00:02:33,044 --> 00:02:34,445 Look at the wall, Shoresy. 30 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,914 The other one. 31 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:38,416 The other one. 32 00:02:39,217 --> 00:02:41,084 The other one! - You're such a fuckin' idiot. 33 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:42,586 - Ziig! - That one! 34 00:02:42,587 --> 00:02:44,621 - What does it say? - God, don't make him read it. 35 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,723 Where? At the top! 36 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,792 Just take it slow, buddy. Sound it out. 37 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,494 Can we put that thing back in its pen 38 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:51,828 before it poops on something? 39 00:02:51,829 --> 00:02:53,930 "For the community, by the community." 40 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:55,632 Seriously, it's gonna chew the corner of a chair. 41 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,034 We've got the best senior teams in Canada here, 42 00:02:58,035 --> 00:02:59,503 including a ton of ex-pros, 43 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:00,804 and we're gonna use this opportunity 44 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,572 to give back to Sudbury. - With a webisode? 45 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:03,974 Webinar. Huh? 46 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,809 The other two are seminars. Two? 47 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:09,045 Yes, one webinar and two seminars. 48 00:03:09,046 --> 00:03:10,914 For a total of what, Shoresy? 49 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:12,182 Count it out on your fingers, bud. 50 00:03:12,183 --> 00:03:13,216 Count me outta all this, 51 00:03:13,217 --> 00:03:14,851 ya fuckin' goat face. - Uh-uh. 52 00:03:14,852 --> 00:03:17,087 As captain of the host Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 53 00:03:17,088 --> 00:03:19,122 you have to show face. - Fer what?! 54 00:03:19,123 --> 00:03:21,658 - For the community. - By the community. 55 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,693 - That's ambitious, Nat. - Hockey players give back. 56 00:03:23,694 --> 00:03:26,062 Always have. They're good citizens. 57 00:03:26,063 --> 00:03:28,064 They make themselves available to help. 58 00:03:28,065 --> 00:03:29,366 They give their time. 59 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:31,869 Like the hockey players before them gave their time. 60 00:03:34,272 --> 00:03:36,374 You a hockey player, Shoresy? 61 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:41,745 - When's the first salmon arm? - Seminar. 62 00:03:41,746 --> 00:03:43,246 Seriously, how does he not have his piss 63 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:44,948 all down the front of him? - First game tonight. 64 00:03:44,949 --> 00:03:46,750 First seminar tomorrow. Let's be ready 65 00:03:46,751 --> 00:03:49,219 for the Charlottetown Reds. - Unless you're too hurt. 66 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,320 Unless you're too hurt. 67 00:03:50,321 --> 00:03:51,688 He always finds a way to contribute. 68 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,123 Ready to drag your team into the fight? 69 00:03:53,124 --> 00:03:55,492 Already hearing chatter about how nice they are. 70 00:03:55,493 --> 00:03:57,595 Who's their guy again, Ziig? 71 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,296 Gord Gallant. 72 00:03:59,297 --> 00:04:01,097 - Gorgeous Gord? - Tell me how you really feel. 73 00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:03,366 - He's a good-lookin' guy. - Just another slut. 74 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:06,303 How did you get to be such a straight tamale? 75 00:04:06,304 --> 00:04:07,504 - Practice. - Huh? 76 00:04:07,505 --> 00:04:08,538 Dedication, hard work. 77 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,273 You're a straight ghost pepper. 78 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:11,741 I'm interviewing him after this. 79 00:04:11,742 --> 00:04:13,744 - Interviewing who? - Gorgeous Gord. 80 00:04:14,779 --> 00:04:16,746 - Well, I hope you're ready. - For what? 81 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:18,215 - You better get ready. - For what? 82 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,183 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 83 00:04:20,184 --> 00:04:22,052 "Oh, my God!" - No. 84 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,820 He's gonna take one look at you, he's gonna say, 85 00:04:23,821 --> 00:04:25,956 "This place is great!" - I'm interviewing one standout 86 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:27,624 player from each team you guys play. 87 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,125 These fuckin' guys. 88 00:04:29,126 --> 00:04:31,528 They get to come to Sudbury and see the best thing we got. 89 00:04:31,529 --> 00:04:33,230 - Big Nickel? - Laura, you are 90 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,565 the best thing in Sudbury. - You're drunk. 91 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,967 You've seen me drunk. 92 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,340 I don't think you should get that drunk again. 93 00:04:43,341 --> 00:04:44,608 I'm hearin' a lotta chatter 94 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:46,676 about how nice these Charlottetown guys are. 95 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,012 - I bet Gord's a donkey. - I'll take that action. 96 00:04:49,013 --> 00:04:50,847 - Where'd you see him? - Tournament program. 97 00:04:50,848 --> 00:04:52,048 Say he's earned his nickname? 98 00:04:52,049 --> 00:04:53,683 I'd say bring a mop and bucket. 99 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,485 - You're such an idiot. - So, you're gonna be thinking 100 00:04:55,486 --> 00:04:57,921 about him the next time you're just knockin' my socks off. 101 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,856 - Oh? - Oh yeah, rockin' my world. 102 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:01,658 - Think so? - Gonna be all Gorgeous Gord 103 00:05:01,659 --> 00:05:03,360 the next time you're just making my universe 104 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:05,195 literally melt around me. - Okay, dude. 105 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:07,831 I'm all like floating in planets all like fuckin'... 106 00:05:07,832 --> 00:05:09,799 - All fuckin' like what? - In orbit. 107 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,434 I'll be interviewing you, too. 108 00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:12,602 Fer what?! 109 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,371 Don't forget to pencil me in, end of week. 110 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:17,141 I know you've been stepping out on me with that other guy. 111 00:05:19,510 --> 00:05:20,511 Who? 112 00:05:21,045 --> 00:05:23,813 {\an8}Welcome to the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 113 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:26,016 {\an8}With your host, Jory Jordan. 114 00:05:26,017 --> 00:05:28,151 We have our first match-up results from the National 115 00:05:28,152 --> 00:05:29,719 Senior Tournament as the SOO Hunt have narrowly 116 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,855 edged the Vaughan Canadesi by a score of 3-2. 117 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:33,957 And Les Rapides de Rawdon have bucked the Brooks Barrelmen 118 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,225 by a score of 6-1. 119 00:05:35,226 --> 00:05:38,062 But Brooks' Freezer Twins, they're hurting guys. 120 00:05:40,164 --> 00:05:42,065 As we prepare you for more tournament action 121 00:05:42,066 --> 00:05:43,600 happening all week at the Sudbury arena, 122 00:05:43,601 --> 00:05:46,036 we begin today's broadcast with one of my favorite segments, 123 00:05:46,037 --> 00:05:47,938 Get with the Program. Let's get you introduced 124 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:49,773 to the starting line-ups for tomorrow night's match-up 125 00:05:49,774 --> 00:05:51,274 between the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 126 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:52,976 and the Charlottetown Reds, via their official tournament 127 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,844 program photos. Starting off with the host 128 00:05:54,845 --> 00:05:57,180 Bulldogs captain, number 69, Shore. 129 00:05:57,181 --> 00:05:58,882 I've spent some time with this fellow recently, 130 00:05:58,883 --> 00:06:00,150 and if given the opportunity again, 131 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,185 I'd rather draw on my face with a box-cutter. 132 00:06:02,186 --> 00:06:04,020 Would you look at him? That's a face only a mother 133 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:06,690 should've smothered. Next, we have number 4, Goodleaf. 134 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:08,425 A man with all the charm of a clogged toilet. 135 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:10,694 I've seen more charisma from stains on a dog bed. 136 00:06:10,695 --> 00:06:13,029 Number 14, Hitchcock, who is now offering 137 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:15,665 to sit on your front porch on Halloween, for a small fee. 138 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,701 Number 3, JoDolo Diaby, 139 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:20,637 who looks like he enjoyed some of the Johnny Red Eye that day. 140 00:06:20,638 --> 00:06:22,839 Number 10, JJ Frankie JJ, 141 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,308 who I just know is walking around with a bad wipe. 142 00:06:25,309 --> 00:06:27,477 And finally, number 19, Michaels, 143 00:06:27,478 --> 00:06:28,979 who sees the puck quite well for a guy 144 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,213 whose eyes are so close together. 145 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:31,748 Moving on to the Charlottetown 146 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:33,450 Reds from the province of Prince Edward Island. 147 00:06:33,451 --> 00:06:35,785 Been hearing lots of chatter about how nice these guys are. 148 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,487 Let's meet 'em, ladies and gentlemen. 149 00:06:37,488 --> 00:06:39,289 Here we've got starting goalie, number 30, 150 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:42,058 Ewen MacDonald. Who thinks this guy's ugly? 151 00:06:42,059 --> 00:06:45,662 Ewen me both. Up next, we've got number 16, Murphy. 152 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:47,864 See, now this fella's eyes are a bit too far apart, 153 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:49,099 which is something that happens when Mommy 154 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,433 goes glug-glug, while fetus is still 155 00:06:50,434 --> 00:06:52,335 snug as a bug in a rug. That's right, kids, 156 00:06:52,336 --> 00:06:54,404 I'm talking about fetal alcohol syndrome. 157 00:06:54,405 --> 00:06:56,239 Moving on to number 9, Smith, 158 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,408 the face of Prince Edward Island dental care. 159 00:06:58,409 --> 00:07:00,076 Number 11, Kayden Campbell. 160 00:07:00,077 --> 00:07:01,911 'Cause it wouldn't be a Canadian hockey team without a Kayden, 161 00:07:01,912 --> 00:07:06,049 Hayden, Connor, or Cole. Number 27, Jackson Bernard. 162 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,584 Look at the forehead on this man. 163 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:08,985 Careful downtown after dark, Jackie boy. 164 00:07:08,986 --> 00:07:10,887 Someone's gonna write "skoden" on that thing. 165 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:14,157 And finally, hockey player or Hallmark movie hunk? 166 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:16,292 My god. Rounding out the starting line-up 167 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:18,628 for the Charlottetown Reds is the man known as Gorgeous... 168 00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:20,964 Gord Gallant. Thank you for your time today. 169 00:07:20,965 --> 00:07:23,199 Thank you for your time, as well. It's been a pleasure. 170 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,901 Just a couple more questions for you. 171 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,302 How do you like your chances this week? 172 00:07:26,303 --> 00:07:28,238 Well, it's an honor to be here with the best teams 173 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,806 in the country and we believe we've earned our place 174 00:07:29,807 --> 00:07:31,841 among them. We're here 'cause no one can out work us. 175 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,343 We're confident we can continue to win that way. 176 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,045 - Why the Reds? - Prince Edward Island 177 00:07:35,046 --> 00:07:36,379 has the red sand and the red fox, 178 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,248 and Anne of Green Gables' hair is also red. 179 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,150 - Thanks. - That's it? 180 00:07:40,151 --> 00:07:41,851 - That's it. - Professional duties concluded? 181 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,353 - Clocking out. - You're off the clock? 182 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:44,687 Just in time for gin o'clock. 183 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:46,156 I didn't wanna cross any professional boundaries 184 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:47,624 while you're at work, but if you're off now... 185 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,093 - I'm seeing someone. - Ah, I figured. 186 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,595 Thanks again. 187 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:55,199 Well, I hope he's kind, gentle, and compassionate. 188 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:57,868 Nope. 189 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,600 Shoresy, c'mere. 190 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:31,835 Fer what? 191 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:33,670 You're doing a quick hit for BROdude. 192 00:08:33,671 --> 00:08:35,505 Well, a little heads up would've been nice. 193 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:37,540 Cut the lip, slut. 194 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,542 You're familiar with Anik Archambault? 195 00:08:39,543 --> 00:08:41,544 - BROdude. - She's so hot. 196 00:08:41,545 --> 00:08:43,113 She's a bit young but... 197 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:46,584 Good to go? 198 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:49,352 Shoresy, gonna be an idiot out there 199 00:08:49,353 --> 00:08:51,121 for our audience tonight? - Probably. 200 00:08:51,122 --> 00:08:52,856 Anik Archambault here with the man who needs 201 00:08:52,857 --> 00:08:54,424 no introduction to our audience. 202 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,526 Shoresy, what's the Bulldogs' game plan 203 00:08:56,527 --> 00:08:58,161 for the Charlottetown Reds tonight? 204 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,096 Well, we know these guys love hard work. 205 00:09:00,097 --> 00:09:01,965 That's all we've been hearin' about 'em for the last week. 206 00:09:01,966 --> 00:09:04,200 So, that and how fuckin' nice they are, so... 207 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:05,869 Wait, can I swear on here? - Fuck no. 208 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,971 You know, it's like they want me to fuck one of them, 209 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:10,240 so many people telling me how nice they are, but... 210 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,841 You know, we gotta come out hard and fast here. 211 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,877 Show 'em we're here to compete. And when they come out hard, 212 00:09:13,878 --> 00:09:15,712 we'll come out harder. So, you know, we stick 213 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:17,280 to our game plan out there. Keep it simple. 214 00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:18,748 Do the little things right. And, uh... 215 00:09:18,749 --> 00:09:20,884 think we'll come out with a W. - Thanks, Shoresy. 216 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:22,353 You bet. 217 00:09:23,787 --> 00:09:25,355 - Bad? - Wow. 218 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,823 I know. How many hockey clichés 219 00:09:26,824 --> 00:09:29,058 can you fit into one interview? - He was good. 220 00:09:29,059 --> 00:09:30,727 - Really? - Well, Shoresy's never 221 00:09:30,728 --> 00:09:31,828 been short on words. 222 00:09:31,829 --> 00:09:33,364 I think we've got something here. 223 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:36,833 Gentlemen, good luck out here tonight. All the best. 224 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,635 Wanted to let you know we brought a ton of fresh 225 00:09:38,636 --> 00:09:40,336 Atlantic lobster as a gift to the hosts. 226 00:09:40,337 --> 00:09:43,072 We're good anytime. Just let... - What the fuck are you doin'? 227 00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:45,275 - What? - Get the fuck outta here. 228 00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:46,743 - Buddy... - Why are you still fuckin' here 229 00:09:46,744 --> 00:09:48,745 talkin' to me? You're trying to be my buddy? 230 00:09:48,746 --> 00:09:51,047 - Come on. - He wants to be my buddy, Jim. 231 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,215 - Yeah. - Jim? 232 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,483 - Yes. - Jim? 233 00:09:53,484 --> 00:09:55,218 Gotta think there's more to it than the lobster. 234 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,619 - Get the fuck outta here. - Relax. 235 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,755 What's the matter with this guy? - I tell it to ya once. 236 00:09:58,756 --> 00:10:00,190 - Unbelievable. - This is how I tell ya 237 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:01,491 the next fuckin' time! - Cut the shit! 238 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:03,426 - Get the fuck outta here. - Get the fuck out! 239 00:10:03,427 --> 00:10:05,828 - Cut the shit! - Get the fuck outta here! 240 00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:08,365 Get outta here! - What are you gonna do? 241 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,701 Only you could almost start a warm-up brawl 242 00:10:11,702 --> 00:10:13,002 with the nicest guy in hockey. 243 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,470 I don't care how fuckin' nice he is. 244 00:10:14,471 --> 00:10:16,139 Shoresy, way to drag your team into the fight. 245 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,374 Yep. That's how ya sets the tone, b'y. 246 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,943 {\an8}I don't care how fuckin' nice they are. 247 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,446 {\an8}Why's he talkin' to me about fuckin' supper before the game? 248 00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:25,381 Have you ever had a Malpeque oyster? 249 00:10:25,382 --> 00:10:27,817 - So good. - Shoresy, where's Frankie been? 250 00:10:27,818 --> 00:10:30,520 - Frankie? Huh? - Yeah. Where's he been? 251 00:10:30,521 --> 00:10:32,622 Well, it's maple syrup season in Quebec. 252 00:10:32,623 --> 00:10:34,791 - He's been gone all week. - Well, maple leaf sandwich 253 00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:37,227 cookies are pretty good. - Just got in this afternoon. 254 00:10:37,228 --> 00:10:39,429 Well, maple-glazed apple blondies are pretty good. 255 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,497 - Boys are gonna be buzzin'. - They'll be all over us. 256 00:10:41,498 --> 00:10:42,966 Gotta wear 'em down with the body. 257 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,434 We'll give 'em the lumber. 258 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,936 Your line's starting. 259 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,238 Fuck's sake. 260 00:10:48,239 --> 00:10:50,874 What? Oh. 261 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,367 Give him an option! 262 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,612 : Hey Ref, time out! 263 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,194 Not gonna say anything, Sanger? 264 00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:46,529 Catch your fuckin' breath. 265 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,431 Well, we can't lose the first game of the fuckin' 266 00:11:48,432 --> 00:11:50,433 tournament, boys. Gotta match that effort 267 00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:52,602 and find that gear. My line? - Shoresy's line. 268 00:11:52,603 --> 00:11:55,238 Let's go. Frankie, centre. 269 00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:57,774 All right, Gord. Let's go, Gord. 270 00:11:57,775 --> 00:11:59,943 Let's play hockey, Gord. Let's battle. 271 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,179 Fuck is that? 272 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,281 What the fuck is that?: 19 you're goin' for two. 273 00:12:05,282 --> 00:12:06,916 He fuckin' slashed me. Fuck's sakes! 274 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,184 You want the rough or the slash? 275 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,019 - That's horseshit. - Get him a doctor. 276 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,823 Check him out. Check his ovaries. 277 00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:21,164 There ya go, Fishy! There ya go, Fishy! 278 00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:23,801 On the board here, boys. Let's keep'er goin' here now! 279 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:30,173 Attaboy, JoDolo! 280 00:12:30,174 --> 00:12:32,075 JoDolo like ya don't know. 281 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:34,110 Get the lead here, boys. Let's pad it. 282 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:35,746 Let's pad that fuckin' lead! 283 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,483 There's Goody! There's Goody! 284 00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:43,419 Everyone on the scoresheet here, boys. Everyone chippin' in. 285 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,688 Two goal lead's the worst lead in hockey, boys! 286 00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,156 Who wants the next one, boys? 287 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,791 Who's fuckin' gettin' it? 288 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,396 The Jims with the dagger. 289 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:57,234 Jims with the fuckin' dagger! Nice work, Jims! 290 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,240 Shoresy, bit of a rocky start for the Bulldogs, 291 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,242 but you were able to claw your way back. 292 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,944 What changed after the first Reds' goal? 293 00:13:07,945 --> 00:13:09,779 Well, you know, the first rule of playoff hockey 294 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,314 is don't get too high, don't get too low. 295 00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:12,849 So, you know, I think it was the right time 296 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:15,084 for Sanger to call a timeout there, get the boys refocused 297 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,587 and obviously we went out and potted one right after. 298 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,889 Never looked back. So, he's a good coach. 299 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,858 Looked like you and nice guy, Gord Gallant, 300 00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:24,293 were having words in warm-up. What happened there? 301 00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:26,028 I think he was trying to fuck me. 302 00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,196 Ooh, what did you say? 303 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,898 You have to be a lot nicer than that. 304 00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:30,734 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 305 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,570 Fascinating. 306 00:13:33,937 --> 00:13:35,772 Yeah, he really doesn't give a shit, huh? 307 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,708 I think he's good on camera if he can shoot from the hip. 308 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,244 Fucking useless if you ask him to read, though. 309 00:13:41,245 --> 00:13:42,912 Yeah, we've got something here. 310 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:45,081 You got a rowdy booster club, eh? 311 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,483 Looks like the fuckin' NOSHO 312 00:13:47,484 --> 00:13:50,019 runner-ups just fuckin' ran 'em up. 313 00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,823 Runners-up. 314 00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:56,826 Well, boys, 315 00:13:56,827 --> 00:14:00,096 two outta three perfect periods ain't too bad. 316 00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:02,331 Michaels, you get the game stick. 317 00:14:35,532 --> 00:14:36,632 You're early. 318 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:38,267 If you're not ten minutes early... 319 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,635 - You're late. - I'm sorry, 320 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:41,170 I had to pee so bad. 321 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,774 - Why is Michaels here? Huh? - He's... he's gonna MC. 322 00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:46,509 - He's rapping? - Oh, my God! 323 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,512 - Master of Ceremonies. - What it do, what it does. 324 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,514 Are you guys ready to give back to the community? 325 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,982 I love doing charity work, Nat. 326 00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,017 Shut the fuck up, Michaels, ya fuckin' doink. 327 00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,786 This is the first seminar of the week, 328 00:14:56,787 --> 00:14:58,254 and it is going to be a great one. 329 00:14:58,255 --> 00:14:59,756 Let's set the tone in here now. 330 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,624 {\an8}We've got the captain of the Sudbury 331 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,860 {\an8}Blueberry Bulldogs, the three alternate captains, 332 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,394 {\an8}and the best goalie in the NOSHO. 333 00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:07,430 - Aw, Nat, thanks. - And the subject 334 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:09,765 of today's seminar is nutrition. 335 00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,300 - Yes! - Nutrition? 336 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,635 What about it? 337 00:15:12,636 --> 00:15:14,637 - What about what? - Nutrition. 338 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:16,739 - All about it. - Just like food groups 339 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:19,075 and carbs and fats and all that? - Settle down. 340 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:21,444 No, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 341 00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:23,079 My three favorite meals. Heh-heh. 342 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,313 These kids are nine, dude. 343 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,948 All about nutrition in here, boys. 344 00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:27,550 Big day for nutrition in here now. 345 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,286 It was a joke, guys. 346 00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:32,321 {\an8}That breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my three favorite meals. 347 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,689 There's only three meals in a day. 348 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,025 - Michaels, shut the fuck... - We just gotta tell 'em 349 00:15:36,026 --> 00:15:39,095 what we has for breakfast? - Don't complicate this. 350 00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:41,197 These kids look up to you. Just tell them what you do 351 00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:43,399 to prepare for a game, and they'll eat it right up. 352 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,868 - Ooh, nice pun, Nat. - Put in the time, 353 00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:48,337 give the kids a thrill, and wrap it up. 354 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,006 We've gotta get ready for the Italians. 355 00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:51,140 I heard they're real fast. 356 00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:53,777 If they're Italians, they're fast. 357 00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:57,347 - Is that racist? - Probably. 358 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,050 - You guys ready? - I think so. 359 00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:02,986 All right, I'm bringing them in. 360 00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:06,957 I'm so hungry and now we have to talk about food. 361 00:16:08,692 --> 00:16:10,459 What are Cory and Liam doing here? 362 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,028 We're counselors at the hockey school. 363 00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:13,496 Those kids are gonna be awful. 364 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,064 Is this all that's coming? 365 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:17,199 You're senior whale crap hockey players. No one cares. 366 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,604 - Everybody grab a seat. - This is it? 367 00:16:21,204 --> 00:16:22,606 Get started. 368 00:16:23,974 --> 00:16:27,777 Okay, welcome, everyone, to today's nutrition seminar. 369 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,747 As many of you know, my name is Mark Michaels. 370 00:16:32,749 --> 00:16:34,550 Okay. Uh, why don't we introduce ourselves? 371 00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:36,686 Michaels just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 372 00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:38,754 Well, uh, the most important thing about hockey 373 00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:41,290 is how you prepare. - No, the most important 374 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,125 thing in hockey is winning. - Shoresy. 375 00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,927 Michaels, just tell 'em what you have for breakfast. 376 00:16:44,928 --> 00:16:47,330 We got the Italians tomorrow. - Well, oddly enough, guys, 377 00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:49,265 I'm starting a new thing so... - Hitch, whaddaya have 378 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:50,600 for breakfast? - Eggs. 379 00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:51,901 - Sick. - Eggs are nice. 380 00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:54,070 Why are you telling us what you had for breakfast? 381 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:55,638 Doesn't he have to raise his hand first... 382 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,707 - Raise your hand, please? - Yes, and your name? 383 00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:59,241 - Doesn't matter. - Why are you telling us 384 00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:00,376 what you had for breakfast? 385 00:17:00,377 --> 00:17:01,777 Just giving you some nutrition tips. 386 00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:03,112 Eggs for breakfast isn't a tip. 387 00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:04,847 - Eggs are unbelievable. - Just there's gonna be 388 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,482 some other tips comin'. Stuff you probably 389 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,784 haven't thought about. - Goody, how do you cook your eggs? 390 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:10,720 - My girlfriend cooks 'em. - Must be nice. 391 00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:12,188 How does she cook them? - Over easy. 392 00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:14,590 - Over easy's nice. - Eggs on toast is pretty good. 393 00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:15,791 - Oh yeah. - Pretty gangster. 394 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,593 - Yep. - Are they trolling us right now? 395 00:17:17,594 --> 00:17:19,028 Michaels, let's try this again. 396 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,496 Whaddaya have for breakfast? - Well, I'm actually doing 397 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,098 a new thing called intermittent fasting. 398 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:23,599 Dolo, whaddaya have for breakfast? 399 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,571 Oh yeah, a little scramby? Lil scrambo? 400 00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:30,706 Their parents paid 65 bucks for this. 401 00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,843 You uh, put anything in those eggs, Dolo? 402 00:17:34,711 --> 00:17:37,013 {\an8}Ooh, cheese. Okay, but stay away from cheese 403 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,114 {\an8}in the pre-game. 404 00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:39,682 Cheese can go either way on ya, b'ys. 405 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,217 What the frig is happening here? 406 00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:42,718 Probably just wanna stick with some peppers, 407 00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,086 maybe some onions, little bit of ham. 408 00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:45,821 - Ham's nice. - That's a Denver omelette. 409 00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:48,057 - No, that's a Western omelette. - It's the same thing. 410 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:49,393 - Are they? - Yeah. 411 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,128 What do you think of that tip, Cor? 412 00:17:52,129 --> 00:17:53,663 - What tip? - Just guys, be careful 413 00:17:53,664 --> 00:17:55,231 with the stoves, okay? - You think they're making 414 00:17:55,232 --> 00:17:56,799 their own breakfast? They're nine. 415 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,634 - Their moms do it. - Or their dads. 416 00:17:58,635 --> 00:18:00,469 All right, Michaels, you ready to play ball? 417 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,505 I stop eating from 6 p.m. to 12 noon, 418 00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:04,340 so technically my first meal's lunch, so it's... 419 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:06,108 Whaddaya have for lunch? 420 00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,878 - I'm more of a fruit guy but... - You said it, not me. 421 00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:13,449 The kids loved him. 422 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,784 Michaels? Shoresy. 423 00:18:14,785 --> 00:18:17,586 - Shoresy? - Yep, all three of 'em. 424 00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,221 I'd love to see that audience grow. 425 00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,990 You've got two more seminars with him? 426 00:18:20,991 --> 00:18:22,091 One is a webinar. 427 00:18:22,092 --> 00:18:23,959 Maybe just let him focus on hockey. 428 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,261 He didn't have his strongest game 429 00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,163 against the Charlottetown Reds. - He sucked. 430 00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:29,799 - He didn't suck. - 4-1 win and he was minus one. 431 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,034 - He's hurt. - Yeah, they're all hurt. 432 00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:33,669 Frankie might be our only healthy guy. 433 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,271 But Shoresy always finds a way to contribute. 434 00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:36,872 We can always count on him for that. 435 00:18:36,873 --> 00:18:38,641 We need him focused on the Italians. 436 00:18:38,642 --> 00:18:40,444 If they're Italian, they're gonna be fast. 437 00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:42,678 Is that racist? No. 438 00:18:42,679 --> 00:18:44,680 We'll need to keep an eye out for Sly Sylvestri. 439 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:46,415 He'll be bringin' it. - Bringing what? 440 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,285 The lumber. 441 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,166 Hey, Gordy! Gordo! 442 00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,936 Hey, how long does that crab stay good? 443 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,370 - What? - Will it stay good 444 00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:10,372 four or five days 'til the tournament's over? 445 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:11,674 - What are you... - Huh? 446 00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:13,442 - What do you want? - Well, I wanna eat up 447 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,111 all that crab you brought. Drink some beers. 448 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,012 - It was lobster. - You said crab. 449 00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:19,515 - No, I didn't. - I was sure you said crab. 450 00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:21,351 Well, then you weren't listening. 451 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,588 Was really looking forward to that crab, Gord. 452 00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:26,422 Look, I don't know what lobsters eat, 453 00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:28,290 but if you need some food to keep 'em good 454 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,593 for a little while, I'll see if I can find some food. 455 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,328 Let's eat it up once the tournament's over. 456 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:33,530 Drink some beers. 457 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:36,767 But if you can get some crab brought in... 458 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,136 Fuckin' loser.