1 00:00:05,299 --> 00:00:08,402 Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 2 00:00:08,403 --> 00:00:10,837 - I didn't say action. - I was practicing. 3 00:00:10,838 --> 00:00:12,372 You start when we say action, 4 00:00:12,373 --> 00:00:14,541 you stop when we say cut. That's simple enough. 5 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:16,209 Bro, can you stop looking into the camera 6 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,244 while you're waiting? 7 00:00:17,245 --> 00:00:18,512 Ziig, just let him focus. 8 00:00:18,513 --> 00:00:19,913 It's fucking creeping me out. Ziig. 9 00:00:19,914 --> 00:00:21,882 Don't spook it, Nat. It'll run straight 10 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:24,017 out the stable, clear over yonder. 11 00:00:24,018 --> 00:00:25,619 - We're ready now. - All right, 12 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,521 let's see some energy. This is our longest 13 00:00:27,522 --> 00:00:30,725 standing sponsor. Go. 14 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:33,460 Are you gonna say action? Action, slut. 15 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:35,697 - Oh, my God. - Wow. 16 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:39,266 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 17 00:00:39,267 --> 00:00:41,301 - Bigger wow. - What? 18 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,070 Bigger wow. Sound happier. 19 00:00:43,071 --> 00:00:45,506 - More excited. - Less stupid. 20 00:00:46,674 --> 00:00:47,774 Wow! Bigger. 21 00:00:47,775 --> 00:00:48,975 Wow!! 22 00:00:48,976 --> 00:00:51,846 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 23 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,514 Better? Yes. 24 00:00:54,515 --> 00:00:56,516 - You dumb fuck. - So, keep going. 25 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,051 Me? Oh, my God. 26 00:00:58,052 --> 00:01:00,253 Are you gonna say action? Action. 27 00:01:00,254 --> 00:01:01,455 Wow! 28 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:05,058 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With... 29 00:01:05,059 --> 00:01:07,260 - He still looks too stiff. - Why are they talking? 30 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:09,797 Try putting your hand on the truck. 31 00:01:13,534 --> 00:01:14,768 Wow! 32 00:01:14,769 --> 00:01:17,637 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. With... 33 00:01:17,638 --> 00:01:19,806 Why do you have your hand on it like that? 34 00:01:19,807 --> 00:01:21,374 She just told me to put my fuckin' hand... 35 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:23,543 Yeah, I know but why is your hand on it like that? 36 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:25,245 Like what?: Like you have damage 37 00:01:25,246 --> 00:01:26,714 to your central nervous system. 38 00:01:26,914 --> 00:01:29,116 So, I don't get fingerprints on it, you idiot! 39 00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:30,550 - Smart. - What an idiot. 40 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:31,618 Wow! 41 00:01:31,619 --> 00:01:34,388 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 42 00:01:36,324 --> 00:01:38,726 - What now? - Bro, seriously? 43 00:01:39,227 --> 00:01:41,495 This half-ton, sporty short-box is... 44 00:01:41,496 --> 00:01:43,330 What's wrong with half-ton, sporty short-box? 45 00:01:43,331 --> 00:01:45,832 - Nothin'. - Is it not a half-ton, 46 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:47,033 sporty short-box? 47 00:01:47,034 --> 00:01:48,602 It's a half-ton, sporty short-box. 48 00:01:48,603 --> 00:01:50,137 Well, if you wanna go with half-ton, 49 00:01:50,138 --> 00:01:52,305 sporty short-box then... - Okay, enough. 50 00:01:52,306 --> 00:01:53,974 Are you gonna say cut? Cut! 51 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:58,345 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 52 00:01:58,346 --> 00:02:00,648 Don't smile like that. Fuckin' nerds. 53 00:02:02,016 --> 00:02:02,950 {\an8}All of you! 54 00:02:02,951 --> 00:02:03,984 Wow! 55 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:06,520 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 56 00:02:06,521 --> 00:02:08,488 We can see you trying not to smile. 57 00:02:08,489 --> 00:02:09,756 Wow! 58 00:02:09,757 --> 00:02:12,125 Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 59 00:02:12,126 --> 00:02:13,460 You guys look like toddlers who just 60 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:16,664 filled their diapers. 61 00:02:17,365 --> 00:02:21,101 Wow. Check out this sporty, half-ton short-box. 62 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:22,402 Half-ton, sporty. 63 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:25,305 Wow. Check out this half-ton, sporty. 64 00:02:25,306 --> 00:02:27,808 - But still say short-box. - Short-box. 65 00:02:27,809 --> 00:02:28,743 Fuck me. 66 00:02:32,547 --> 00:02:35,148 - This is going nowhere. - Just let them do it smiling. 67 00:02:35,149 --> 00:02:36,950 Fine. Do it smiling. 68 00:02:36,951 --> 00:02:38,518 Are you gonna say action? 69 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:42,556 Wow! Check out this half-ton, sporty short-box. 70 00:02:42,557 --> 00:02:44,724 With a 3-litre V6 engine, 71 00:02:44,725 --> 00:02:46,893 it's got the tenacity of a power forward 72 00:02:46,894 --> 00:02:49,729 and the reliability of a stay-at-home defenceman. 73 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:52,365 We won't get called for charging... too much. 74 00:02:52,366 --> 00:02:55,802 But we'll take two minutes for slashing... prices. 75 00:02:55,803 --> 00:02:58,371 Everyone will be checking you from behind 76 00:02:58,372 --> 00:03:00,641 with this easy drop-down tailgate. 77 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:04,344 This truck will have them chanting your name. 78 00:03:04,345 --> 00:03:06,947 Dolo! Dolo! Dolo! 79 00:03:06,948 --> 00:03:09,950 So, head on down to Laurentian Pre-Owned Auto, 80 00:03:09,951 --> 00:03:12,586 'cause like the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 81 00:03:12,587 --> 00:03:15,056 they're top of the league. 82 00:03:16,624 --> 00:03:18,159 That's a wrap. Fuck it. 83 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:20,727 What are you doing? 84 00:03:20,728 --> 00:03:23,930 We start when you say action and stop when you say... 85 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:24,998 Cut! 86 00:03:35,409 --> 00:03:37,177 Welcome back to coverage of the National Senior 87 00:03:37,178 --> 00:03:39,412 Tournament brought to you by BROdude Sports. 88 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:41,248 I'm Anik Archambault with an update 89 00:03:41,249 --> 00:03:43,083 from the National Senior Tournament. 90 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:45,652 The Brooks Barrelmen lost a 3-2 heartbreaker 91 00:03:45,653 --> 00:03:48,989 to the Charlottetown Reds, but those Freezer Twins... 92 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:50,490 they're still hurting, guys. 93 00:03:54,195 --> 00:03:56,229 We've also got highlights from this afternoon's 94 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,031 matinee game between the SOO Hunt 95 00:03:58,032 --> 00:04:00,333 and Les Rapides de Rawdon. But first, 96 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:02,535 I was able to catch up with team owner Marie-Mai 97 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:04,772 before the game, who had this to say. 98 00:04:05,573 --> 00:04:06,874 Toughness is at the forefront. 99 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:11,578 We've built our game around the fight. 100 00:04:11,579 --> 00:04:12,946 Around the physicality. 101 00:04:12,947 --> 00:04:14,514 Did not expect to see a lot of fighting 102 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,050 in this tournament with a national title on the line. 103 00:04:17,051 --> 00:04:19,019 Then don't invite a team from Quebec. 104 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,921 It's senior whale shit hockey after all. 105 00:04:20,922 --> 00:04:23,024 If we win the fight, we win the game. 106 00:04:23,491 --> 00:04:25,825 {\an8}Looks like Marie-Mai's guarantee holds water. 107 00:04:25,826 --> 00:04:27,594 {\an8}Les Rapides de Rawdon won the fights 108 00:04:27,595 --> 00:04:30,730 {\an8}en route to winning the game by a score of 3-1. 109 00:04:30,731 --> 00:04:32,098 {\an8}They remain undefeated. 110 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:33,867 Many of you at home are probably thinking, 111 00:04:33,868 --> 00:04:36,970 that's a lot of fighting for a championship game. But... 112 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:38,705 B'ys, it's senior whale shit hockey. 113 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:40,607 Yeah, but we got a lot of games this week, 114 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:41,875 so we gotta eat right. 115 00:04:41,876 --> 00:04:43,009 Dolo, you have your four to six 116 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,744 {\an8}servings of vegetables today? 117 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:46,913 Goody, you have your two to four servings of fruit today? 118 00:04:46,914 --> 00:04:48,815 - Fruit's unbelievable. - Hitch, you keeping hydration 119 00:04:48,816 --> 00:04:50,383 at optimal levels? - Yes, b'y. 120 00:04:50,384 --> 00:04:51,718 Six-ounce chicken breast 121 00:04:51,719 --> 00:04:53,320 with brown rice and broccoli. 122 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:55,690 Now get fuckin' eating to only 80% full. 123 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:00,226 What do you think, boys? 124 00:05:00,227 --> 00:05:02,129 We gonna win this whole fuckin' thing? 125 00:05:04,098 --> 00:05:05,332 {\an8}Lard Jaysus. 126 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,933 Yeah, I almost don't want to, 127 00:05:06,934 --> 00:05:09,903 'cause the NOSHO record party got so crazy. 128 00:05:14,809 --> 00:05:17,144 We can't get that drunk again. 129 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:22,682 Hear anything about that Sly Sylvestri, old man? 130 00:05:22,683 --> 00:05:24,884 The dirtiest player in the tournament. 131 00:05:24,885 --> 00:05:26,953 - Is that what they're saying? - Are you? 132 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:28,355 I'd be up there. 133 00:05:28,356 --> 00:05:31,057 You were in Boston's system for a while. What happened? 134 00:05:31,058 --> 00:05:33,126 Too dirty, I guess. Took too many penalties. 135 00:05:33,127 --> 00:05:34,794 - Uh-oh. - Hadn't learned to keep it 136 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:36,830 under the radar yet. - You've since learned? 137 00:05:36,831 --> 00:05:38,798 Under 100 penalty minutes this year. 138 00:05:38,799 --> 00:05:40,568 Real humanitarian. 139 00:05:40,868 --> 00:05:42,202 So, you get it by the refs. 140 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:43,737 What if someone from the other team sees 141 00:05:43,738 --> 00:05:45,505 and grabs a hold of you? - What if? 142 00:05:45,506 --> 00:05:46,707 They always do. 143 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,042 There hasn't been much consequence for me yet. 144 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:52,012 What I love about hockey, there's always justice. 145 00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:54,382 - We'll see. - Thanks for your time. 146 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,752 I hear the NOSHO's pretty dirty. 147 00:05:58,986 --> 00:06:00,587 That might be an understatement. 148 00:06:00,588 --> 00:06:02,223 Anybody out here dirtier than me? 149 00:06:03,391 --> 00:06:05,258 - I think it's Shoresy. - No, he isn't. 150 00:06:05,259 --> 00:06:07,260 He's the best in front of the camera, by far. 151 00:06:07,261 --> 00:06:09,195 Amongst the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 152 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:10,430 He could really hold his own. 153 00:06:10,431 --> 00:06:12,298 So, that's one thing he's not too hurt to do. 154 00:06:12,299 --> 00:06:14,367 Excuse me, apologies if I'm interrupting. 155 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:15,735 You guys are with the Bulldogs, right? 156 00:06:15,736 --> 00:06:16,970 In more ways than one. 157 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:18,705 - I'm Gord Ga... - We know who you are. 158 00:06:18,706 --> 00:06:20,707 We've got a bunch of seafood coming in from PEI. 159 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,542 I'm looking for a big deep freeze to store it in. 160 00:06:22,543 --> 00:06:24,644 You know of anywhere? - Got friends at a restaurant 161 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,112 down the street. Could ask. 162 00:06:26,113 --> 00:06:27,881 Please and thank you. What's it called? 163 00:06:27,882 --> 00:06:30,083 - Respect is Burning. - Heard it's good. 164 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:31,719 We'll keep you posted. 165 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,422 - Hey, you wanna go? - I'm seeing someone. 166 00:06:35,423 --> 00:06:36,924 No, I meant... 167 00:06:37,525 --> 00:06:38,692 Ziig? 168 00:06:38,993 --> 00:06:40,194 Ziig? 169 00:06:40,528 --> 00:06:41,662 Ziigwan. 170 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:44,097 Yeah. Nope! 171 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:46,966 - You don't have a choice, slut. - It's a fuckin' waste of time. 172 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,635 Jory Jordan is no waste of time. 173 00:06:48,636 --> 00:06:50,070 I just sit there and get peppered. 174 00:06:50,071 --> 00:06:52,472 We have the boost in youth ticket sales to prove it. 175 00:06:52,473 --> 00:06:54,007 I hate that little shit so much. 176 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:55,875 - Quit whining, dude! - I hate that little shit. 177 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:57,343 Can hear you from down the hall, man. 178 00:06:57,344 --> 00:06:58,978 Sound like a fuckin' Pomeranian, bro. 179 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:00,613 Shouldn't it be grazing? 180 00:07:00,614 --> 00:07:03,049 Why does he need three people to hold his hand for this shit? 181 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,951 Go sit in the corner over there. Chew your cud. 182 00:07:04,952 --> 00:07:06,853 Hockey players give back, Shoresy. 183 00:07:06,854 --> 00:07:08,455 For the community, by the community. 184 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:10,757 So, I'll ask again, are you a hockey player? 185 00:07:10,758 --> 00:07:13,026 - Fuckin' ugly one. - Just give it a salt lick 186 00:07:13,027 --> 00:07:14,962 or something. Keep it busy. 187 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:17,564 Gorgeous Gord just asked out Ziig. 188 00:07:17,565 --> 00:07:19,365 - Ziigwan! - He's just being a slut. 189 00:07:19,366 --> 00:07:21,234 You don't date sluts, you just take them down. 190 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,902 - Fuckin' eh! - So, he asked you out 191 00:07:22,903 --> 00:07:24,771 'cause he's not interested? - He can have any girl 192 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:26,439 in Sudbury. He doesn't want me. 193 00:07:27,808 --> 00:07:28,975 So, what'd you say? 194 00:07:28,976 --> 00:07:30,510 You are such a little shit. 195 00:07:30,511 --> 00:07:32,545 - Your girl thinks I'm great. - You're such a little rat fuck. 196 00:07:32,546 --> 00:07:35,381 Oh, you think about me do you? What are you one of those MAPS or something? 197 00:07:35,382 --> 00:07:36,950 - Goofy little shit. - You've had plenty of time 198 00:07:36,951 --> 00:07:38,418 to think about me when you're not scoring goals, 199 00:07:38,419 --> 00:07:40,253 you fuckin' has been. - You know, I'm only doing this 200 00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:41,521 because I thought you were a dying kid. 201 00:07:41,522 --> 00:07:43,022 Well, guess what? I'm not dying. 202 00:07:43,023 --> 00:07:45,024 I'm not a kid either, you wash-up. - Bet you haven't even 203 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:46,926 found your dick yet. - Oh, it's hard to miss, 204 00:07:46,927 --> 00:07:48,495 buddy, trust me. - Oh yeah, I bet. 205 00:07:48,496 --> 00:07:50,730 - Look how big my hands are. - They're not big at all. 206 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,165 Shut up. Welcome back to the Sudbury 207 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:53,566 Kids Sports Report. I'm Jory Jordan. 208 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,535 Two guests cancelled and the Zamboni driver said no, 209 00:07:55,536 --> 00:07:57,337 so we've got number 69, Shore. Fans may know him 210 00:07:57,338 --> 00:07:59,205 from his Mic'd Up chirps, but what you may not know 211 00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:00,507 is he looks much older in person. 212 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:02,643 How's it goin', Shoresy? You look tired. 213 00:08:03,544 --> 00:08:04,978 You're working through a bit of a slump here. 214 00:08:04,979 --> 00:08:06,846 What do you say to fans who think the Bulldogs lost 215 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:08,487 the NOSHO 'cause you weren't contributing? 216 00:08:08,716 --> 00:08:11,017 Many say the classy move would be to relinquish the captaincy, 217 00:08:11,018 --> 00:08:13,386 rather than waiting for it to get stripped from you. Your thoughts? 218 00:08:13,387 --> 00:08:15,221 What do you say to fans who think you could benefit 219 00:08:15,222 --> 00:08:17,290 at your age from some sort of skin rejuvenation treatment 220 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:18,859 and/or Propecia? 221 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,227 With the body clearly failing you on the ice, 222 00:08:21,228 --> 00:08:23,731 is it fair to assume it's failing you in the bedroom as well? 223 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:28,001 Let's talk off mic about erectile dysfunction 224 00:08:28,002 --> 00:08:30,470 and how the conversation's not as taboo as it once was. 225 00:08:30,471 --> 00:08:32,138 - One more, Jory. - Would you say you're more 226 00:08:32,139 --> 00:08:34,307 insecure about the gray in your hair, or the gray in your beard? 227 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:37,477 Fuckin' BROdude's here. Why aren't we doing something with them? 228 00:08:37,478 --> 00:08:38,913 We are. 229 00:08:39,246 --> 00:08:41,314 Anik Archambault here, and today, BROdude brings you 230 00:08:41,315 --> 00:08:44,017 Bulldogs: All Access. I'm here with... 231 00:08:44,018 --> 00:08:47,654 Jonathan Diaby aka JoDolo. What it do, what it does. 232 00:08:49,957 --> 00:08:51,457 There's that rowdy booster club. 233 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,226 Yeah, the Bluester Club's ready to rip. 234 00:08:53,227 --> 00:08:55,094 You ready to show me how the boys get ready 235 00:08:55,095 --> 00:08:56,897 {\an8}for the Vaughan Canadesi? 236 00:09:00,201 --> 00:09:01,334 The Jims. Jim. 237 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,303 Yeah. Jim. 238 00:09:02,304 --> 00:09:03,336 Hello. Jim. 239 00:09:03,337 --> 00:09:04,972 {\an8}Sup, Dolo? What's goin' on, buddy? 240 00:09:05,606 --> 00:09:07,173 {\an8}- Good luck tonight, Coach. - Thank you. 241 00:09:07,174 --> 00:09:09,008 The Bulldogs have been almost perfect 242 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,376 since you took over behind the bench. 243 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:12,212 What's your secret? - I don't have any secrets. 244 00:09:12,213 --> 00:09:13,846 Bit of a heart on my sleeve kinda guy. 245 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:16,316 Sanger, tell her the Jims' secrets. 246 00:09:16,317 --> 00:09:17,750 - Oh, Jim? - Yeah? 247 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:20,587 How do you tell a Jim where you're going off the face-off? 248 00:09:20,588 --> 00:09:22,690 Jim? Jim? 249 00:09:23,591 --> 00:09:25,558 - What's that? - Oh, it's how they communicate 250 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:26,893 on the ice. They go like. 251 00:09:26,894 --> 00:09:28,761 Are you telling secrets, Sanguinet? 252 00:09:28,762 --> 00:09:30,830 It's no secret. Everyone knows Natives do that. 253 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,765 - Don't be an idiot. - You don't be an idiot. 254 00:09:32,766 --> 00:09:34,468 Don't embarrass him on TV. 255 00:09:35,736 --> 00:09:37,270 {\an8}Bien oui, let's see the room. 256 00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:38,471 Well, don't be a fuckin' idiot 257 00:09:38,472 --> 00:09:39,806 in there either, Sanguinet. 258 00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:41,307 Don't embarrass him or I'll embarrass you. 259 00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:43,042 Try. Name two continents. 260 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:45,211 Mustard and relish. Oh, my God. 261 00:09:45,212 --> 00:09:48,014 Now that everyone's decent, I'm here with... 262 00:09:48,015 --> 00:09:49,949 - Mark Michaels. - And what's your nickname? 263 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,517 Never Miss...: Doesn't have one. 264 00:09:51,518 --> 00:09:52,819 It's Never Misses the Mark. 265 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,621 Explain the whole nickname thing to me. 266 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:55,922 What's my hockey nickname? 267 00:09:55,923 --> 00:09:57,590 Well, I don't know, hon, what's your last name? 268 00:09:57,591 --> 00:09:59,259 You don't know Anik Archambault? 269 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,593 - Loser. - Come on, bro. 270 00:10:00,594 --> 00:10:02,262 - Such a loser. - I suppose I'd call ya 271 00:10:02,263 --> 00:10:04,264 Shammy or Shammer, or something like that. 272 00:10:04,265 --> 00:10:05,598 - Archie? - Shamwow. 273 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:06,966 - Bobo! - Archie works. 274 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,601 Wow, so you just list a bunch like that 275 00:10:08,602 --> 00:10:10,069 and then the guy picks the one he wants? 276 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,838 - Uh-uh. - Ooh, you don't get to pick. 277 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:13,339 Well, Fish doesn't have a nickname, 278 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,041 I mean, come on!: Michaels, shut the fuck up. 279 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,576 - And you're Fish. - Fish Daddy. 280 00:10:16,577 --> 00:10:18,845 - Such a loser. - No, no, 281 00:10:18,846 --> 00:10:20,446 he strikes me as a very sweet guy. 282 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,981 Fish? He isn't. 283 00:10:21,982 --> 00:10:23,716 Saw him walk by an old lady the other day. 284 00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:25,585 He didn't even smile. What? 285 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,655 You always smile at an old lady. 286 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:30,189 - Why? - 'Cause you just do. 287 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,891 Well, what if she's not smiling at you? 288 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:35,062 You shut the fuck up and smile at the old lady! 289 00:10:35,529 --> 00:10:37,463 Well, that's as good a time as any 290 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:39,098 to wrap up Bulldogs: All Access 291 00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:41,768 and let the boys get ready for the Vaughan Canadesi. 292 00:10:41,769 --> 00:10:44,137 We've got warm-up from the Sudbury arena next. 293 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:45,938 You're such a fuckin' lippy cunt, Fish. 294 00:10:45,939 --> 00:10:47,307 I'm gonna fuckin'... 295 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:20,807 Ninety-eight! Ninety-eight! 296 00:11:20,808 --> 00:11:22,575 - What? - Get Bedard's number 297 00:11:22,576 --> 00:11:24,577 off your back, you fuckin' hotdog. 298 00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,179 - Fuck you. - Oh, my God! 299 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:28,414 One away from Wayne Gretzky, eh? - Fuck off. 300 00:11:28,415 --> 00:11:30,683 One away from the Great One himself. Wow. 301 00:11:30,684 --> 00:11:32,585 You're 69, ya fuckin' loser. 302 00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:34,253 You must be pretty fuckin' good. 303 00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:37,557 I'm gonna break your fuckin' ankle. 304 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,926 Hear that boys, 98's scorin' a fuckin' double hatty. 305 00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:42,495 - You're fuckin' brutal. - This guy's gonna score six. 306 00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:44,464 Let the kids play, ya fuckin' loser. 307 00:11:44,465 --> 00:11:45,531 He's a fuckin' superstar. 308 00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:58,378 Uh-oh, who's got 98 boys? Guy's got 61 records. 309 00:11:58,379 --> 00:12:01,481 How about a little PP love for 98, Coach? He's a shooter. 310 00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:04,450 Backhand sauce to a little roof daddy, eh, 98? 311 00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:08,020 What's good? 98 wants a shorty. Hey, hey! 312 00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:17,430 Settle down, boys! You don't wanna wake up 98! 313 00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:20,133 Hey, pass it to 98, boys. He's a superstar. 314 00:12:20,134 --> 00:12:22,835 Big minutes, 98. Big shutdown minutes. 315 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,511 Hundred points, 100 PIMs, 98. Let's go! 316 00:12:31,512 --> 00:12:34,414 Don't let 98 get goin', boys. He's a shooter! 317 00:12:34,415 --> 00:12:36,950 Could buy a fuckin' houseboat with his rookie card. 318 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,189 Where's the fuckin" high stick? Fuckin' call it! 319 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,491 - Are you kidding me?! - Holy shit. 320 00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:48,461 Hruska, hey, hey, hey, you ready to be on TV? 321 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:50,096 Yeah? Go get stitched up, come back. 322 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:52,966 You know they're gonna put you on TV. Right? Let's see. 323 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,868 Let's see. Yeah, you still got a bunch in there. 324 00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:58,805 Can you go? That's right, go 'til you can't go no more. 325 00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:00,907 Go get stitched up and come back, big boy. 326 00:13:00,908 --> 00:13:02,742 You know they're gonna put you on TV! 327 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:04,911 Show everybody how fuckin' tough ya are. 328 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:06,846 We're back from commercial with more action 329 00:13:06,847 --> 00:13:08,581 from the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 330 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:10,082 and the Vaughan Canadesi 331 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,851 as the Bulldogs' Jordan Hruska 332 00:13:11,852 --> 00:13:14,720 has returned to the game after a nasty high stick 333 00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:16,423 from Sly Sylvestri. 334 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:19,292 All right, Hruska, let's see it. 335 00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:20,593 Let's see the damage. 336 00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,462 Give me the money shot. 337 00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:24,097 There it is. 338 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:25,965 We know how this goes. 339 00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,034 All right, boys, here he comes. Who wants him? 340 00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:29,035 I fuckin' want him. 341 00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:30,636 Can already see them bickering. 342 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,538 - I fuckin' want him. - No, the Jims are goin'. 343 00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:34,006 - Fuckin' pussy. - Fuck him up, man. 344 00:13:34,007 --> 00:13:35,007 Gimme it! 345 00:13:35,008 --> 00:13:36,242 Only real fight's between our guys 346 00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:38,445 to see who gets him. 347 00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:41,914 Bulldog hockey, baby. 348 00:13:41,915 --> 00:13:43,349 - Go, go! - Go on! 349 00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,352 Fuck him up! 350 00:13:46,353 --> 00:13:49,288 Here come the Jims, Sly, ya fuckin' bitch! 351 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:53,861 What the fuck?! 352 00:13:54,361 --> 00:13:55,928 Fuck you, Sly! 353 00:13:55,929 --> 00:13:57,331 You fucking bitch. 354 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,366 The Italians are sending their goons. 355 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,268 - The Jims got it. - Let's go Jims. 356 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:04,537 The Jims are such fucking beauties. 357 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,518 Let's go! Let's go! 358 00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,983 Can't hide forever, 98. 359 00:14:50,984 --> 00:14:53,286 Can't hide forever, ya fuckin' bitch. 360 00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:55,121 Someone's gonna fuck you up. 361 00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:57,757 May as well just get out here and get it over with. 362 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,426 Ya fuckin' pussy. 363 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:35,194 Shoresy, limited ice for you after that two-hander 364 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,263 from Sylvestri. How's it feeling? 365 00:15:37,264 --> 00:15:38,898 Never let 'em know you're hurt. 366 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:42,068 Another pointless outing for both you and JJ Frankie JJ. 367 00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:44,170 How hurt are you? - No excuses. 368 00:15:44,171 --> 00:15:46,672 I gotta be better out there. It's the bottom line. 369 00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:48,240 Just stop squeezing the stick so hard 370 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,776 and maybe Frankie stops squeezing the burritos so hard. 371 00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:53,446 You sure that ankle's okay? You got Bobby Clark'd. 372 00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,148 Oh, Bobby's granddaughter hits harder than that. 373 00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:57,784 - Thanks, Shoresy. - You bet. 374 00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:20,840 {\an8}Frankie, tu as une amie! 375 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,541 - Oui. - C'est fantastique. 376 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:23,743 - Oui. - Super. 377 00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:24,944 - Oui. - C'est super. 378 00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,879 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 379 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,980 {\an8}Huh? 380 00:16:27,981 --> 00:16:29,815 So, this is where your head's been at? 381 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:31,817 {\an8}- No. - Yeah, so you're what's more 382 00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,621 important than winning the entire fuckin' country. 383 00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:38,091 - What? - You can have him. 384 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,527 What is fucking going on here? 385 00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:47,000 - Bit young, but... - We were engaged. 386 00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,268 He wants me back. 387 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,604 What is wrong with you Quebec girls? 388 00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:52,872 The Quebecois stand by their own. 389 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,573 Yeah, but why do you wanna stand by him? 390 00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:57,410 - I don't know. It's a thing. - Smells like fuckin' hotdogs. 391 00:16:57,411 --> 00:16:59,345 - But I don't want him. - He's fuckin' JJ 392 00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:00,914 Frankfurter JJ. 393 00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,482 {\an8}He's fucking Ballpark Beef Frank. 394 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:04,517 I don't want him. 395 00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:06,252 Well, that makes fuckin' one of ya. 396 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,653 He's been chasing me around for weeks, 397 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,357 so I told him that. And now he's subtweeting me. 398 00:17:11,558 --> 00:17:12,992 - Consensually? - You don't know 399 00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:14,326 what subtweeting means? - No. 400 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,594 He's all over social media 401 00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:17,830 sending out these super dramatic public messages 402 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:19,598 that aren't directly aimed at anyone, 403 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,767 but everybody knows he's talking about me. 404 00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:23,969 - Like what? - I'll show you. 405 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,772 Translated to English. 406 00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:31,912 "Wow... never thought I'd feel like this." 407 00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:36,282 So, he's not saying this to anyone, he's just saying it? 408 00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:37,483 - Yeah, keep... - Huh? 409 00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:38,951 Yes, it's meant to create speculation. 410 00:17:38,952 --> 00:17:41,053 Make people wonder. It's meant to cause some drama. 411 00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:43,190 Keep reading. One hour later. 412 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:45,725 "You never got to know the real me. 413 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:48,427 I'm glad I didn't let you." Oh, my God. 414 00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:50,596 Keep going. An hour after that. 415 00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:54,066 "I know what I deserve and it's much more than this." 416 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:56,869 That's embarrassing. - How do you think I feel? 417 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,004 Keep going. 15 minutes after that. 418 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:01,073 "You don't deserve my tears. 419 00:18:01,074 --> 00:18:04,478 You've taken enough." What a loser! 420 00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:07,480 And Quebec girls want this guy? 421 00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:08,781 - No. - Huh? 422 00:18:08,782 --> 00:18:10,049 No one wants him anymore. 423 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,450 What about Laurence Laboeuf? 424 00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:13,018 Laurence Laboeuf? She dumped him 425 00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,288 after some big party you guys had. 426 00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:19,759 A lot of rumors flying around about that night, so you know. 427 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,260 Most not true, I hope. 428 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,299 What happened there?