1 00:00:05,837 --> 00:00:07,137 Let's crush beers! 2 00:00:07,138 --> 00:00:09,373 Everybody fuckin' crushin' beers! 3 00:00:11,609 --> 00:00:15,779 Let's just crush beer! Let's crush beer! 4 00:00:18,683 --> 00:00:21,818 Hey! Get a fuckin' beer in ya! Let's crush beers! 5 00:00:21,819 --> 00:00:23,620 - Hey! - Quoi? 6 00:00:23,621 --> 00:00:26,824 We came in the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 7 00:00:27,325 --> 00:00:28,560 and we leave... 8 00:00:28,993 --> 00:00:31,495 the best team in the league, ever! 9 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:38,235 Shoresy, how do you feel when we lose? 10 00:00:38,236 --> 00:00:40,304 - I wanna kill myself. - That's maybe a bit extreme. 11 00:00:40,305 --> 00:00:42,839 - No, really, I wanna die. - We get it, slut. 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,875 I'm serious. I go to bed at night thinking maybe 13 00:00:44,876 --> 00:00:46,777 it's better if I don't wake up, 'cause at least then 14 00:00:46,778 --> 00:00:50,181 I wouldn't be a fucking loser. - That is why... 15 00:00:51,149 --> 00:00:53,717 we must celebrate the win. 16 00:00:53,718 --> 00:00:55,752 - Fuckin' right! - Relish the victories! 17 00:00:55,753 --> 00:00:56,887 Yeah! 18 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:59,022 And commemorate the triumphs! 19 00:01:03,795 --> 00:01:05,629 So... 20 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,898 we planned a little party for you guys 21 00:01:07,899 --> 00:01:10,567 when we get back to Sudbury. 22 00:01:10,568 --> 00:01:13,470 But... there is one rule. 23 00:01:13,471 --> 00:01:15,238 - A rule? What? - What? 24 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:17,275 - And the rule is... - What the fuck? 25 00:01:17,842 --> 00:01:20,377 You have to have fun! 26 00:01:20,378 --> 00:01:21,979 Yeah! 27 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:25,048 You fuckin' got me. I was like, rules? 28 00:01:25,049 --> 00:01:26,483 We hate rules. No way. 29 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:27,951 Yeah, but the rule was to have fun! 30 00:01:27,952 --> 00:01:29,853 - Like, if that's the rule... - Then it's gonna be 31 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:31,288 a good party. - I totally thought you were 32 00:01:31,289 --> 00:01:32,856 comin' in with some fuckin' bummer rule, 33 00:01:32,857 --> 00:01:34,658 and now we're really just gonna crush beers. 34 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,393 Yeah! Woo! 35 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:38,829 No one will ever set this record again, sluts. 36 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:40,330 They can only tie it. Yeah! 37 00:01:40,331 --> 00:01:42,666 We have the best team in the league, ever! 38 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,735 Yeah! 39 00:01:44,736 --> 00:01:46,536 Let's celebrate appropriately! 40 00:01:46,537 --> 00:01:48,138 Fuck yeah! 41 00:01:49,907 --> 00:01:52,009 You guys have the bus all night to safely 42 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:54,211 take you anywhere. - No way. 43 00:01:54,212 --> 00:01:56,446 So, I'll see you at home! 44 00:02:01,152 --> 00:02:05,055 Well Sanger, let's go 'til we can't go no more. 45 00:02:54,439 --> 00:02:55,806 24-0! 46 00:02:58,142 --> 00:03:01,411 Yo, hey! Hey, hey! We should bring the cup. 47 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:03,313 - No. - Just crush beers out of it. 48 00:03:03,314 --> 00:03:05,515 - That's sacrilege, Shoresy. - Who cares? We fuckin' won it. 49 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:07,350 {\an8}We can do what the fuck we want with it. 50 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:09,986 {\an8}- Who cares? - Bit of a limbo period here 51 00:03:09,987 --> 00:03:11,621 between the regular season and the playoffs, boys. 52 00:03:11,622 --> 00:03:13,356 - Let's bring the cup. - It's technically still ours! 53 00:03:13,357 --> 00:03:14,791 - Let's bring it! - Bring the cup. 54 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,694 Just crushin' beers! 55 00:04:01,072 --> 00:04:04,375 Shoresy, you fuckin' schmelt. 56 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:08,011 - What're you doin' back there? - Who? 57 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:09,646 What are you doing back there? 58 00:04:09,647 --> 00:04:11,014 Blow. 59 00:04:11,015 --> 00:04:13,917 Shoresy.: Just crushin' beers. 60 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:16,887 Get up, you fuckin' plug. Hammerin' beers. 61 00:04:16,888 --> 00:04:19,022 Shoresy, I've got my tits out. 62 00:04:19,023 --> 00:04:22,959 - Just crushin' beers. - He is fucked. 63 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,995 We can give him a little bit of this. 64 00:04:24,996 --> 00:04:26,696 We can't put it up there for him. 65 00:04:26,697 --> 00:04:30,333 Oh, I can. Shoresy, babe, you want a little nose beer? 66 00:04:32,303 --> 00:04:34,404 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 67 00:04:34,405 --> 00:04:36,439 What it do, what it does. I go by the name JoDolo. Sudbury. 68 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,942 Thank you all for coming through. I'd like to get a massive round of applause 69 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:40,777 for the amazing, beautiful, and super-talented 70 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:43,713 Eva Shaw, baby. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 71 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,383 I just wanna say a few words here. 72 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:47,884 - And now... - I just wanna say a few... 73 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:49,686 And now the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 74 00:04:49,687 --> 00:04:51,655 would like to say a few words I guess, so, Shoresy! 75 00:04:51,656 --> 00:04:54,224 Can I say a few words here? I just wanna say a few words 76 00:04:54,225 --> 00:04:56,359 here. Wanna say a few words here to every one of us here. 77 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,328 Every one of us here. So, yeah, so, you all came out 78 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,630 tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're doing good. 79 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:02,532 It's nice everybody came out tonight. That's good. 80 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:05,268 'Cause we're doing good. So yeah, so, where the fuck 81 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:08,238 were all of you when we were doing bad? Huh? 82 00:05:08,239 --> 00:05:11,741 It's like you're here when we're good, but not when we're bad? Huh? 83 00:05:11,742 --> 00:05:13,777 Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna fold the team. 84 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:15,579 I said, "Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna" 85 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,147 "fold the team." When you were gonna fold the team. 86 00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:19,316 'Cause she was gonna fold team. I said, "Where the fuck" 87 00:05:19,317 --> 00:05:21,151 "were you last year when we were bad?" Huh? 88 00:05:21,152 --> 00:05:23,920 "Where the fuck were all you last year when we were bad?" 89 00:05:23,921 --> 00:05:25,422 - Yeah. - I said, "Good to see everybody 90 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:27,123 out tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're playing good." 91 00:05:27,124 --> 00:05:28,592 - We heard you, bro! - Well, that's good. 92 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:30,227 'Cause we're playing good. - Yes. 93 00:05:30,228 --> 00:05:31,695 I said, "So, you're here when we're good", 94 00:05:31,696 --> 00:05:33,163 but not when we're bad?" - We heard you. 95 00:05:33,164 --> 00:05:34,497 I said, "You're here when we're good, 96 00:05:34,498 --> 00:05:36,166 but not when we're bad?" "But not when we're bad?" 97 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,968 Do you wanna borrow a bit of ChapStick, Shoresy? 98 00:05:37,969 --> 00:05:39,636 I said, "But oh, everybody's here tonight. That's good." 99 00:05:39,637 --> 00:05:41,271 "But oh, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 100 00:05:41,272 --> 00:05:43,640 "Oh, that's good, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 101 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:44,975 I said, "Fuck you." 102 00:05:44,976 --> 00:05:45,910 "Fuck you." 103 00:05:45,911 --> 00:05:47,210 "Fuck you." 104 00:05:47,211 --> 00:05:48,478 I said, "Fuck you." 105 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,113 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 106 00:05:50,114 --> 00:05:51,181 - Jim? - Yes. 107 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:52,382 - Jim? - I'm with you, Shoresy. 108 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:54,185 Always got your back, buddy. - Is he high? 109 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,355 I think he's high. 110 00:05:58,623 --> 00:06:00,757 - Where have you been, lady? - Yeah, we thought you'd left. 111 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:03,160 - Just had a quick bite. - Is he high? 112 00:06:04,829 --> 00:06:06,364 - He is? - I think he's high. 113 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:09,199 - So, he's high. - Confirmed, you guys, 114 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,568 he is definitely high. - Who was he doing that with? 115 00:06:11,569 --> 00:06:13,804 - Me and Frankie. - You were with Frankie? 116 00:06:14,672 --> 00:06:17,307 - Is there anymore? - He's gonna fuck this all up. 117 00:06:17,308 --> 00:06:18,776 Drugs kill dreams. 118 00:06:19,176 --> 00:06:20,344 He needs something else. 119 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:22,279 I don't think he needs anything else. 120 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,247 I mean to even him out. Do you have anything? 121 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,849 Just take off the edge a little bit. 122 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,285 Soften him up. 123 00:06:27,985 --> 00:06:29,020 I do. 124 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:40,964 I feel great. 125 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,466 - Do you? - Huh? 126 00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:48,405 - I feel great, too. - Knows, b'ys. Knows. 127 00:06:48,406 --> 00:06:51,741 This might be the greatest I've ever felt after winning. 128 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:53,510 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 129 00:06:53,511 --> 00:06:54,844 - Jim? - Yes. 130 00:06:54,845 --> 00:06:57,080 - Jim? - Jim's arm is touching my arm 131 00:06:57,081 --> 00:06:59,316 and usually I'd pull my arm away when that happens but... 132 00:06:59,317 --> 00:07:01,251 Right now, it doesn't feel like the end of the world. 133 00:07:01,252 --> 00:07:02,752 What did you give them? 134 00:07:02,753 --> 00:07:04,254 Oh, um... 135 00:07:04,255 --> 00:07:06,623 Ya just pop open one of these bad boys. 136 00:07:06,624 --> 00:07:08,759 - Oh, no, no. No, I'm good. - All right. 137 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:10,694 And then you wait about half an hour. 138 00:07:10,695 --> 00:07:12,095 - Hmm. - I think I'll have 139 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:14,831 what they're having. - You gave this to all of them? 140 00:07:14,832 --> 00:07:16,968 Yeah, about a half hour ago. 141 00:07:19,136 --> 00:07:21,072 Oh, you already had it. 142 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,708 - What if I did that? - That's okay. 143 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:26,344 - Hmm? - That's all right. 144 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,214 {\an8}It's pretty good. 145 00:07:31,215 --> 00:07:32,282 {\an8}Thanks for asking. 146 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:33,850 What if you did that to me, Sanger? 147 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:35,852 - Right now? - Whenever you want to. It's all good. 148 00:07:35,853 --> 00:07:37,721 What's goin' on with your eye there, Shoresy? 149 00:07:37,722 --> 00:07:39,456 Maybe we all massage each other, I don't know. 150 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:40,924 - Massage each other? - Yeah. 151 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:43,526 So, we're all gettin' a massage and givin' a massage. 152 00:07:43,527 --> 00:07:46,062 Maybe we should see if it feels just as good 153 00:07:46,063 --> 00:07:48,499 if we just do it to ourselves. 154 00:07:55,673 --> 00:07:56,874 No. 155 00:08:01,479 --> 00:08:04,047 This is... better? 156 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,648 - Is it? - It is, yeah. 157 00:08:05,649 --> 00:08:07,952 - What did you give them? - No! We don't wanna know. 158 00:08:08,419 --> 00:08:10,086 You're right. I don't think we wanna know. 159 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:11,621 Do they have any more? 160 00:08:11,622 --> 00:08:13,356 I don't think we should be seeing this. 161 00:08:13,357 --> 00:08:15,158 - Why not? - Uh, I don't think 162 00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:16,993 I can unsee this.: B'ys, a massage never 163 00:08:16,994 --> 00:08:18,361 felt so good as what this does. 164 00:08:18,362 --> 00:08:19,662 - Yeah. - It's too weird. 165 00:08:19,663 --> 00:08:20,930 Yeah, it is too weird. 166 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:23,266 Just weird enough. 167 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:24,501 Nope. 168 00:08:24,502 --> 00:08:26,169 I'm really hot. 169 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,604 Is anyone else really hot? 170 00:08:27,605 --> 00:08:28,905 - Yeah. - Huh? 171 00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:29,939 Take your jacket off. 172 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,374 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 173 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:33,209 - Why not? - I like my jacket. 174 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,911 What about your pants, old man? 175 00:08:34,912 --> 00:08:36,446 Well, I don't like my pants as much 176 00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:38,415 as I like my jacket. What's good? 177 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:40,517 - Well, take your pants off. - I don't wanna be the only 178 00:08:40,518 --> 00:08:42,919 guy with my pants off. Mustn't be that hot then. 179 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:46,223 Boys, I've had my pants off for the last minute and a half. 180 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:51,094 I think that's where I feel the most hot. 181 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,629 'Kay, b'ys, I'm takin' off me pants. 182 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:54,097 I'm taking off my pants. 183 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,765 Well, should we all take our pants off? 184 00:08:55,766 --> 00:08:56,933 - Yeah. - Huh? 185 00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,401 Shoresy, if your eye didn't look so funny, 186 00:08:58,402 --> 00:09:00,203 I might be worried. - What's good? 187 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:01,571 What about our shoes and socks? 188 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:02,705 B'ys, let's start with our pants 189 00:09:02,706 --> 00:09:04,374 and see how we feels. - No worries, 190 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,676 it's just you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, 191 00:09:06,677 --> 00:09:08,478 but we can put 'em right back on. That's easy. 192 00:09:08,479 --> 00:09:10,046 I feel great. 193 00:09:10,047 --> 00:09:11,282 Yo! 194 00:09:11,849 --> 00:09:13,684 Can we go dance? 195 00:10:00,331 --> 00:10:02,700 Is anybody else really hot? 196 00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:04,868 - I'm really hot. - You too? 197 00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:06,035 - Yeah. - Huh? 198 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:07,137 I'm really hot. 199 00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:08,938 Like, really hot or just hot? 200 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,206 - Really hot. - Huh? 201 00:10:10,207 --> 00:10:13,077 Lard Jaysus, I'm boilin' by the Lard Jaysus. 202 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:15,178 {\an8}I think we should take our jackets off. 203 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,546 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 204 00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:17,881 B'ys I took me jacket off 205 00:10:17,882 --> 00:10:19,516 and I'm still hot by the jackal or Jaysus. 206 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,085 I like my jacket. 207 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,653 I took my shirt and jacket off, 208 00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:25,655 and I'm still really hot. - Did you? 209 00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:27,056 - Did I what? - Oh. 210 00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:29,259 Yeah, I can see you took your jacket and shirt off. 211 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,195 {\an8}B'ys I never been so hot as this. 212 00:10:31,695 --> 00:10:32,729 {\an8}I think it's my hair. 213 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:34,030 Know what?: Your hair, bud? 214 00:10:34,031 --> 00:10:35,064 - Uh-huh. - On your head? 215 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:36,166 I think it's the hair. 216 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,700 What're you gonna do about it, old man? 217 00:10:37,701 --> 00:10:38,868 {\an8}Cut it off! Yeah! 218 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:40,170 {\an8}You're gonna cut your hair off? 219 00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,237 - Yeah. - On your head? 220 00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:42,739 Wait... Yeah. 221 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,308 That's what's makin' ya cook, me son. 222 00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:47,777 Starting to think I'm gonna be hot for the rest of my life 223 00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:49,112 at this point. - You don't want that. 224 00:10:49,113 --> 00:10:50,814 {\an8}- Nope. - Gotta do somethin' about that. 225 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:52,749 {\an8}I think I'm gonna cut my hair. 226 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,651 You know what I like about you, Michaels? 227 00:10:54,652 --> 00:10:56,053 No, I have no idea! 228 00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:58,555 Well, the apartment's right there. 229 00:10:58,556 --> 00:11:00,624 {\an8}Who's gonna cut your hair? 230 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,202 {\an8}Yeah, like it's only really hot like, right there. 231 00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:14,470 - The sides are good, old man? - The sides feel fine. 232 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,506 - Just like your eye? - It's just the top for me. 233 00:11:16,507 --> 00:11:18,976 Yeah, like I wish the top felt like the sides. 234 00:11:19,877 --> 00:11:21,177 {\an8}Like, if the sides felt like the top 235 00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:23,346 then we wouldn't be here. - We'd be in business. 236 00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:25,516 - That's the pickle. - Let's just start with the top. 237 00:11:25,983 --> 00:11:27,418 {\an8}Here we go, Dolo. 238 00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:29,686 {\an8}- To start. - We got any OJ? 239 00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:32,522 Yeah, like we don't wanna cut off more hair than we have to. 240 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,390 Be so dumb. - Yeah, we're not idiots. 241 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:37,026 I would just love a glass of Sunny Delight. 242 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,763 Yeah, Dolo, start with that and we'll see if he cools down. 243 00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:50,840 {\an8}Feel like I feel it already. 244 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:52,342 {\an8}Night and day. 245 00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:53,843 B'y, he really didn't cut that much. 246 00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:55,346 Well, he better keep cuttin'. 247 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:04,120 That's it. - Yes, b'y. 248 00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:05,421 {\an8}That's the ticket. 249 00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:06,890 {\an8}Well, let's go! 250 00:12:25,342 --> 00:12:28,579 It's like I'm still just like a wee bit hot. 251 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:32,816 Wanna go swimming? 252 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,523 What time is it? 253 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:14,624 Time for a beer. 254 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,225 We should be just crushin' beers. 255 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:17,494 Could use a beer. 256 00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:19,462 {\an8}- Yeah. - Jim? 257 00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:20,496 - Yes. - Jim? 258 00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:21,731 Safe to say, good fun was had 259 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:23,099 by all here, but I think we could've 260 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,467 picked a colder pool. 261 00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:26,369 Probably all hands are peeing in here too, b'y. 262 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,338 - Yep. - Yep. 263 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,871 {\an8}- Yes, sir. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:29,939 {\an8}Yeah, I did it. 265 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,040 - Yeah. - Yes. 266 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,508 Just finishing one up here, actually. 267 00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:34,510 I'm so fuckin' hot, I could take a header 268 00:13:34,511 --> 00:13:36,913 into Ramsey Lake. - It's all ice, big guy. 269 00:13:36,914 --> 00:13:38,247 Could use some ice. 270 00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:39,615 Where's Laura tonight, Shoresy? 271 00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:40,850 She said I'm too old for this. 272 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,118 She said she's too old for this? 273 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:43,653 No, she said I'm too old for this. 274 00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:45,121 What do you think of that, old man? 275 00:13:45,122 --> 00:13:46,756 Go 'til ya can't go no more! 276 00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:48,959 Well then... let's go. 277 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:51,628 {\an8}Where there's beers and ice. 278 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,701 ♪ Never feeling is endless ♪ 279 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,772 ♪ I'm flying, I fly with no propellers ♪ 280 00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,576 ♪ Too much on the line to risk the win ♪ 281 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,814 ♪ So I won't let the doors close within ♪ 282 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:47,951 ♪ The morning, the morning just turned to evening ♪ 283 00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:52,089 ♪ The mirror, the mirror can tell that I'm leaving ♪ 284 00:14:54,358 --> 00:14:56,960 ♪ The baby's just too strong to hold in ♪ 285 00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:01,131 ♪ I'm on my way so don't change your PIN ♪ 286 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,936 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 287 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:10,140 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 288 00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:14,311 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 289 00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:44,040 So, before we wrap up, I just wanna thank 290 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,108 everyone for coming out to today's webinar. 291 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:48,377 I see a lot of new faces, which is exciting. 292 00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:51,047 So, hopefully, 293 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:53,082 next time, we can have a real face-to-face seminar. 294 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,051 - It is. - Why is this a webinar? 295 00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:56,652 'Cause they're in school, idiot. 296 00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,822 Any questions? 297 00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:01,424 What happened to your hair? 298 00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,960 Well, kids, we all make bad decisions in our lives, 299 00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:07,096 but when we do, it's important we hold ourselves accountable. 300 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:09,599 We all made a bad decision by cutting our hair 301 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,833 like f... 302 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,368 friggin' idiots. 303 00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:14,337 So, as punishment, we're not allowed to fix it 304 00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:16,439 until we win the National Senior Tournament. 305 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,307 What if you don't win the tournament? 306 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,476 We stay ugly. 307 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:23,746 But maybe your moms text me just a little bit less. 308 00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:24,881 Thanks, everyone! 309 00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:26,482 Thank you. 310 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,118 Fuck you, Shoresy. 311 00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,119 Anyone hearin' how fucking 312 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,388 dumb these twins from 'Berta are? 313 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:33,756 Yeah. 314 00:16:33,757 --> 00:16:35,224 The Freezer Twins, 315 00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:36,859 Mike and Matt. 316 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,061 Yes. 317 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,496 No, I'm Mike. 318 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:43,399 Gentlemen, tell us the keys to the game. 319 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,067 What game?: Okay, Mike. 320 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,069 - Yes. - No. 321 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,538 How do you win this game tonight? 322 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:50,140 Skate, shoot. 323 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,344 - Stick handle. - Matt. 324 00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:57,747 - Yes. - You're the best hitters 325 00:16:57,748 --> 00:17:00,717 in the tournament. How many guys have you hurt so far? 326 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,188 But you're winless through two games 327 00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:07,957 and a loss tonight to the Bulldogs would leave you 328 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,358 officially eliminated. 329 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,127 You've driven all the way from Brooks, Alberta. 330 00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:14,830 What is that, 30 hours? - One time I did it in a day. 331 00:17:14,831 --> 00:17:16,866 Doesn't have to be an exact number. 332 00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:21,638 You're no doubt disappointed with the outcome. 333 00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:23,540 Matt's cat died, too. 334 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,576 - You can ballpark it. - Okay. Switching gears. 335 00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:28,878 How do you like Sudbury? - Ontario? 336 00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:30,146 Holy shit. 337 00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:31,647 Okay, you've hurt a lot of guys. 338 00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:33,617 They've hurt a lot of guys. 339 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:47,830 Fuck am I happy to see you. - Fer what? 340 00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:49,365 I had both Friesen twins today. 341 00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:51,467 I hear they're just dumber than fuck. 342 00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,836 If they were geese, they'd fly north for the winter. 343 00:17:53,837 --> 00:17:55,404 Anik Archambault for BROdude Sports 344 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,707 with the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 345 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,343 Shoresy, you're the heavy favorite going into this one. 346 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,578 A win would eliminate the Brooks Barrelmen. 347 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:04,547 How do you plan to knock off the twins from Alberta? 348 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:06,882 - They as dumb as I'm hearing? - No comment. 349 00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:08,951 Well, we wanna get these guys on their heels early, 350 00:18:08,952 --> 00:18:11,220 and if we're gonna do that, I think we hit 'em with a little 351 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:13,889 Grade 3 math. You know, multiplication tables, 352 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,324 adding three-digit numbers, 353 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:17,560 maybe some decimal placements in there, stuff like that. 354 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,095 - Wise. - Yeah, and if that doesn't 355 00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:21,831 do it, I think maybe we hit 'em with some Grade 4 astronomy, 356 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:23,466 you know, planets in our solar system, 357 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,368 identifying the big dipper. We'll throw the whole 358 00:18:25,369 --> 00:18:26,836 playbook at 'em. - Good plan. 359 00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:28,104 Yep. And if that doesn't work, 360 00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:30,172 if we still need a dagger, I think most of the boys 361 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:32,408 consider sex-ed teachable. 362 00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:34,977 You're all rumored to be playing hurt except Frankie. 363 00:18:34,978 --> 00:18:37,046 I'm sure the Bulldogs would like a little more outta him. 364 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,415 - Mm-hmm. - What about you, still hurt? 365 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,417 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 366 00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:44,186 I heard rumblings, and now our audience has too. 367 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,756 What an entertainer. So, you ready to go? 368 00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:49,025 - Go 'til you can't go no more. - Good luck. 369 00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:50,359 Thanks, Anik. 370 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,762 Hey, hey. 371 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,533 You're gonna get it, Friesen! 372 00:18:57,534 --> 00:19:00,203 You're gonna fuckin' get it, Friesen! 373 00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:06,542 Give 'em the Jims, Sanguinet. - Not until we get the lead. 374 00:19:07,844 --> 00:19:10,647 - You get that, Cor? - Hard to miss, Liam. 375 00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:17,887 - What're we doin', Sanguinet? - Playing disciplined hockey. 376 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,422 Yeah, while they're out there runnin' around? 377 00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:21,490 - This is playoff hockey. - No one comes in here 378 00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,225 and runs around like that... - Stay disciplined. 379 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:24,560 - It doesn't add up. - Shut up! 380 00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,861 Shut up and keep walkin'. 381 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,363 {\an8}And what the fuck are you doin'? 382 00:19:27,364 --> 00:19:28,597 {\an8}Quoi?! Do something! 383 00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,066 You're the only one not fuckin' hurt. 384 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,801 - Stay outta the box! - No one comes in here, 385 00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:34,270 runs around like that, Sanguinet. - Score a fucking goal! 386 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:35,771 What happened to setting the tone? 387 00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:37,674 You wanna win? Score a goal! 388 00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:40,910 That's fuckin' interference! Yeah, Shoresy! 389 00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:42,411 That's fuckin' interference! 390 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,247 He didn't fucking touch the puck. 391 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,985 No one comes in here and runs around like that, 392 00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:51,487 Sanguinet. No one's ever come in here 393 00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,489 and run around like that. - You wanna fight? Get the lead. 394 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:54,990 - Someone's gonna get hurt. - Score a goal! 395 00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:57,326 Just send the Jims and send a fuckin' message. 396 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,627 Get the fuckin' lead. 397 00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,929 Just set the tone in the first. 398 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,464 - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 399 00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,798 Fuck you.: You on Shoresy 400 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,500 and Sanguinet going at each other here? 401 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:05,335 Yeah, buddy. 402 00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:06,702 Put out the fucking Jims! 403 00:20:06,703 --> 00:20:08,137 How 'bout you get a fucking goal? 404 00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,874 I've never seen 'em go at each other like that. 405 00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:17,480 Attaboy, Goody! There's your lead, Sanguinet. 406 00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:18,981 Get control of this fucking game. 407 00:20:18,982 --> 00:20:21,150 - That's the ref's job. - You wanted a lead. 408 00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:22,752 - It's one fucking goal. - It's a lead! 409 00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:25,121 - That's not a fucking lead! - Holy fuck, Sanguinet! 410 00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:26,957 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 411 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,292 Go Fishy, bury it. 412 00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:32,428 Jims, go. 413 00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:33,996 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 414 00:20:33,997 --> 00:20:35,798 - You wanted a lead. - You don't call the lines... 415 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,466 That's a fucking lead, Sanguinet. 416 00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,335 - That's the worst fucking lead. - Are you fucking serious 417 00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:41,003 right now, bud? - Two-goal lead is the worst 418 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,338 fucking lead in hockey. - You're the worst 419 00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:43,906 fucking coach in hockey right now. 420 00:20:43,907 --> 00:20:45,608 - Then you go. - Yeah, I fucking will go. 421 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:49,545 You should be coaching fucking soccer. Fuck's sake. 422 00:20:49,546 --> 00:20:51,347 Sit him down, Sanger. He's too hurt. 423 00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:53,883 - Now you too? - Friesen! Friesen! 424 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,484 Ya like your fuckin' teeth? 425 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:56,952 Hey, you like your fuckin' teeth? 426 00:20:56,953 --> 00:20:59,688 I'll knock every single one outta your fuckin' mouth. 427 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,624 I'm not kiddin'. Keep fuckin' runnin' around. 428 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,793 See what fuckin' happens. I'll knock every fuckin' tooth... 429 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:06,128 Shoresy's out of his fuckin' mind right now. 430 00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:08,498 - Keep it up. - Playin' with fire. 431 00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:11,968 Try it. Keep runnin'. Keep fuckin' runnin'. 432 00:21:14,871 --> 00:21:16,640 Hey, hey, hey! 433 00:21:20,977 --> 00:21:22,279 Dolo! Dolo! 434 00:21:57,314 --> 00:22:00,717 - We win? - Still a period to go, old man. 435 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:03,553 Shoresy... 436 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:06,690 You ready to be on TV? 437 00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,230 I can't go.