1 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:44,311 - You should sit. - I'll stand. 2 00:02:44,312 --> 00:02:46,146 - Please sit. - I've got a concussion, 3 00:02:46,147 --> 00:02:47,581 not multiple scloritis. 4 00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:49,349 - Close. - Looked like rigor moritis 5 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:50,917 an hour ago. - Sorry, my guy. 6 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:52,519 You didn't hit me, Sanguinet. Cool it. 7 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,120 - Just sit. - I'll stand. 8 00:02:54,121 --> 00:02:56,122 - Why won't you just sit? - Because I got a concussion, 9 00:02:56,123 --> 00:02:58,225 not cerebral policies. - Close again. 10 00:02:58,226 --> 00:02:59,593 I'm really sorry, my guy. 11 00:02:59,594 --> 00:03:01,361 I don't know if this calls for your hand 12 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,663 on my back, Sanguinet. - You couldn't go. 13 00:03:03,664 --> 00:03:05,832 - For a period. - You know what I'm gonna say. 14 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,867 - Yep. - What? 15 00:03:06,868 --> 00:03:08,068 Keep your head up, kid! 16 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:09,970 - You're done. - What do you mean, I'm done? 17 00:03:09,971 --> 00:03:11,771 - Shoresy... - What does she mean, I'm done? 18 00:03:11,772 --> 00:03:13,640 It ain't hieroglyphics, dude. You're done. 19 00:03:13,641 --> 00:03:15,442 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 20 00:03:15,443 --> 00:03:16,943 - No. - Then fer what?! 21 00:03:16,944 --> 00:03:18,979 You've had two concussions this past month. 22 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,480 You have a pulled groin on the right side, 23 00:03:20,481 --> 00:03:22,749 and smashed ankle on the left. Should I go on? 24 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,052 - Sure. - You can't push when you shit. 25 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,623 - Speak now. - You know what I'm gonna say. 26 00:03:29,624 --> 00:03:30,657 - Yep. - What? 27 00:03:30,658 --> 00:03:31,958 Go 'til you can't go no more. 28 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,126 Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 29 00:03:33,127 --> 00:03:34,928 I have time for that, Shoresy. 30 00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:36,730 The classic hockey player mentality. 31 00:03:36,731 --> 00:03:38,865 Play through anything. Never let them know you're hurt. 32 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:40,567 That's right, give your balls a tug. 33 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,269 But this isn't the 90s. 34 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,605 An entire arena just saw you get knocked out cold. 35 00:03:45,606 --> 00:03:48,241 Not to mention all the people watching the BROdude broadcast. 36 00:03:48,242 --> 00:03:50,710 So, at this point, it's not about you 37 00:03:50,711 --> 00:03:52,245 or what you wanna play through anymore. 38 00:03:52,246 --> 00:03:54,514 It's about us and this organization. 39 00:03:54,515 --> 00:03:56,149 And dressing a player who's... 40 00:03:56,150 --> 00:03:58,218 - Who's what? - Fucked up. 41 00:04:08,562 --> 00:04:10,298 You're not playing the semi-final. 42 00:04:11,532 --> 00:04:12,500 But you better believe 43 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:14,067 we're gonna beat the Yanks for you. 44 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:17,671 - Promise, my guy. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 45 00:04:17,672 --> 00:04:19,973 - And I think it's time... - Nat! 46 00:04:19,974 --> 00:04:22,142 You had an honest conversation with yourself. 47 00:04:22,143 --> 00:04:23,743 You're too old for this, Shoresy. 48 00:04:23,744 --> 00:04:25,178 Can't we agree that's an outside dog? 49 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:27,815 About whether or not you should play again at all. 50 00:04:32,853 --> 00:04:34,387 I know how close you are with your family. 51 00:04:34,388 --> 00:04:36,624 I'm so fucking mad at you. 52 00:04:37,191 --> 00:04:38,960 Talk to them. 53 00:04:43,597 --> 00:04:45,132 Hey... 54 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:49,703 You'd never have to see your favorite YouTuber again. 55 00:04:51,072 --> 00:04:52,939 I'm Jory Jordan, and this is the Sudbury Kids 56 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,708 Sports Report: Semi-Final Edition. 57 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:57,043 Tomorrow's game features a rematch of the NOSHO Cup final 58 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:58,912 that saw the SOO Hunt victorious over the Sudbury 59 00:04:58,913 --> 00:05:00,613 Blueberry Bulldogs. The winner of that match 60 00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:02,315 will advance to the final, where they'll play the winner 61 00:05:02,316 --> 00:05:04,050 of the Charlottetown Reds and the undefeated 62 00:05:04,051 --> 00:05:05,952 Rapides de Rawdon. I had a chance to sit down 63 00:05:05,953 --> 00:05:07,954 with SOO Hunt players Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr 64 00:05:07,955 --> 00:05:09,055 for the scoop. 65 00:05:09,056 --> 00:05:10,523 Gentlemen, let me start off by saying 66 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:12,726 what a thrill it is to be sitting here with the champs 67 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:13,960 of the NOSHO Cup. 68 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:15,495 - Thanks. - All right. 69 00:05:15,496 --> 00:05:17,030 - Pleasure's ours. - Schnurr, 70 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:18,665 what a week it's been. Could you have ever imagined 71 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,133 you'd be lacing 'em up with the likes of 72 00:05:20,134 --> 00:05:21,935 the Brooks Barrelmen? - No. 73 00:05:21,936 --> 00:05:23,236 Delaney, in your wildest dreams, 74 00:05:23,237 --> 00:05:25,038 did you ever see yourself scoring a goal on a team 75 00:05:25,039 --> 00:05:26,740 from outside of Toronto? - No. 76 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:28,141 Palmer, let's rewind the clock. 77 00:05:28,142 --> 00:05:29,909 You're just a little Palmlet, lying in bed, 78 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,845 dreaming of the big leagues. Fast forward 20 years, 79 00:05:31,846 --> 00:05:33,380 you're in Sudbury, Ontario, playing a team 80 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:35,682 from Rawdon, Quebec. Isn't it something? 81 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,684 - I guess. - My Grade 6 teacher, 82 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,386 Mr. Bender used to tell me, shoot for the moon, 83 00:05:39,387 --> 00:05:41,454 'cause even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. 84 00:05:41,455 --> 00:05:42,555 Wasn't until this very moment 85 00:05:42,556 --> 00:05:43,823 that I truly understood what he meant. 86 00:05:43,824 --> 00:05:45,058 - Is he having a piss? - Pardon? 87 00:05:45,059 --> 00:05:46,993 - Are you having a piss? - I don't believe so. 88 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:48,728 I feel like you're taking the piss out of us. 89 00:05:48,729 --> 00:05:50,330 That couldn't be further from the truth, Delaney. 90 00:05:50,331 --> 00:05:52,432 You know, it's time like these I can't help but pause to think, 91 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:55,101 what did I do to get so lucky? I don't have the answer, 92 00:05:55,102 --> 00:05:57,537 but I must've done something. - We're happy for ya. 93 00:05:57,538 --> 00:05:58,905 Some want love, some want money. 94 00:05:58,906 --> 00:06:01,007 Look me in the eyes and tell me I don't have it all 95 00:06:01,008 --> 00:06:02,809 holding this mic for the three of you right now. 96 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,045 - I won't do that. - 1752, 97 00:06:05,046 --> 00:06:06,479 Ben Franklin flies a kite in a thunderstorm 98 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,182 and discovers electricity. Some say that's dangerous. 99 00:06:09,183 --> 00:06:11,084 I say that's what it takes... 100 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:12,519 to get where I goddamn am. 101 00:06:13,587 --> 00:06:15,522 Fellas, I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket. 102 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,157 But before I do, are you aware that number 69, 103 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:19,059 Shore, will not be dressed for the semi-final match-up? 104 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:21,394 - What? - Why? 105 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:22,495 Four to six. 106 00:06:22,496 --> 00:06:24,297 Oh, fucking kick me when I'm down. 107 00:06:24,298 --> 00:06:27,634 If the shoe fits, wear it. If the truth hurts, bare it. 108 00:06:29,003 --> 00:06:31,237 {\an8}Smells like fuckin' Japanese tapas in here. 109 00:06:31,238 --> 00:06:33,473 - Tit fucker. - Smells like fuckin' Nanbanzuke. 110 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:35,775 Your hit in the first round was a soft four to six, 111 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:37,110 'cause you didn't get knocked out. 112 00:06:37,111 --> 00:06:38,745 Well, that's big comin' from you, Goody. 113 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,447 The four to six fuckin' medicine woman. 114 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:42,650 But you're a hard four to six now. 115 00:06:43,017 --> 00:06:45,218 'Cause you got knocked out. - Who's this, the fuckin' 116 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:47,487 four to six Ravi Shankar? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 117 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:48,989 The Maharishi Ramakrishna? 118 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,957 {\an8}No, no, no, hold on, I'm still listening 119 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:52,125 {\an8}to the four to six Bhagwan. 120 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:53,359 Then let's walk again, old man. 121 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,762 Oh, walk off a cliff, ya fuckin' smartass. 122 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,597 - B'ys, he's right rotted. - Walk your nuts 123 00:06:57,598 --> 00:06:58,798 into a fuckin' doorknob. 124 00:06:58,799 --> 00:07:00,266 You're right crooked, aren't ya, b'y? 125 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:01,602 {\an8}Hey, boys. 126 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,307 Yeah, I'm your brother. 127 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:10,511 {\an8}Yeah, we can be honest with each other. 128 00:07:11,112 --> 00:07:14,280 {\an8}Yes, even if I don't like what you're saying. What's good? 129 00:07:14,281 --> 00:07:16,016 You fuckin' suck, man. 130 00:07:18,385 --> 00:07:20,321 - Well... - You suck. 131 00:07:21,388 --> 00:07:22,722 - Well... - You suck. 132 00:07:22,723 --> 00:07:25,325 - It ain't your fault, Shoresy. - Oh, no. Oh, no, no way. 133 00:07:25,326 --> 00:07:27,894 Your body won't do what ya needs it to do no more, old man. 134 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:31,064 Well, I'll tell ya what it can do. Fuck your mom. 135 00:07:31,065 --> 00:07:33,366 There's an expiration date on guys who plays like you. 136 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:36,202 - Shea Weber, Dan Girardi. - Brendan Gallagher. 137 00:07:36,203 --> 00:07:38,938 - He's still playing! - The body can only take so much. 138 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:40,540 We play on a team with Frankie, 139 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:43,377 and you're making up your minds about my body? 140 00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:48,181 What? 141 00:07:48,182 --> 00:07:49,783 You haven't heard, have ya, b'y? 142 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:53,020 Where's Frankie? 143 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,560 Frankie. 144 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:04,498 {\an8}Oui. 145 00:08:09,537 --> 00:08:10,838 {\an8}Oui. 146 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,407 Lysandre Nadeau! 147 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:38,732 {\an8}Frankie... 148 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:02,155 Laurence Leboeuf! 149 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:27,081 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf. 150 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:32,319 Frankie, hmm... 151 00:10:05,986 --> 00:10:07,354 {\an8}Oui. 152 00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:20,433 Marie-Mai! 153 00:10:25,506 --> 00:10:27,106 Stop. Stop this. 154 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:25,866 Uh, Frankie? 155 00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:54,327 Marjorie! 156 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,442 Don't blow your whistle too hard, Shoresy. 157 00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:10,643 You'll give yourself another conky. 158 00:12:10,644 --> 00:12:12,111 I said the same thing to your mom 159 00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:14,547 about blowing my dink. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 160 00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,649 Oh, quit crying, Cory. You're just like your mom. 161 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,584 - Yeah, fuck you. - She made me put her legs 162 00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:21,120 behind her head, then cried when she got a leg cramp. 163 00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:23,055 It's always something with her. I'm so sick of it. 164 00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:25,057 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 165 00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:27,593 You're just like your mom. She makes everything about her, 166 00:12:27,594 --> 00:12:29,595 even when it's Cory's mom's birthday. 167 00:12:29,596 --> 00:12:31,697 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 168 00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,800 Your mom likes me like she likes her Caesars, 169 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,234 stiff and on Sunday morning. 170 00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:37,403 Tie game with five minutes left and you call that? 171 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:39,806 What a fucking awful call. 172 00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:41,474 Well, you get that whining from your mom, bud. 173 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:44,010 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - She made me put my whole arm 174 00:12:44,011 --> 00:12:46,045 inside her then cried when I knocked over 175 00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:47,780 the box of baking soda she keeps up there. 176 00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:49,816 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Oh, I'm so mad 177 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,884 at your mom right now, Cor. She wanted to role-play 178 00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:54,053 as a dog and master, but then killed the mood 179 00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:55,988 when she dragged her butthole across the carpet. 180 00:12:55,989 --> 00:12:57,924 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 181 00:12:57,925 --> 00:12:59,992 Your mom's got me on a pineapple diet 182 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,562 so I taste better for her, but she's so fuckin' fat 183 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,430 that extra sugar might cost her a foot. 184 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:06,599 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 185 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,868 Your mom shoots so much cum around my room, 186 00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,570 I gotta put woodchips on the ground 187 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:11,838 like I've got fuckin' guinea pigs. 188 00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,607 Fuck you! 189 00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:56,282 Can I please play? 190 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,651 - I don't know, can you? - May I? 191 00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:01,487 This isn't a grammar lesson, dude. I'm asking. 192 00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:03,222 Asking if I can play? 193 00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:04,423 - Yes. - Huh? 194 00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:06,359 Yes, physically, can you play? 195 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,761 I can contribute. 196 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:09,629 I love that about you, man. 197 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,430 You're pointless your last ten games. 198 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:13,165 Playoff games. You can barely skate. 199 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,867 - I can skate. - I said barely. 200 00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,769 - I'm sorry. - But you always 201 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,804 find a way to contribute. - I can still drag 202 00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:21,808 the boys into the fight. - Doesn't your head hurt? 203 00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,610 The lights are a bit bright in here, yeah. 204 00:14:24,611 --> 00:14:26,078 Still can't push when you shit? 205 00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:27,647 No, it's basically at the point 206 00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:30,149 I only sit down if it's just gonna run right outta me. 207 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,684 - Dude. - It's a bit of a, 208 00:14:31,685 --> 00:14:33,486 "smack the side of the ketchup bottle" situation. 209 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,589 I just take what I can get. 210 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:39,426 Why do you wanna keep doing this to yourself? 211 00:14:40,427 --> 00:14:41,862 Because I love it. 212 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:46,666 So, please just let me play. 213 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,934 You know how that's gonna look. 214 00:14:47,935 --> 00:14:49,769 - Just let me... - They'll come for my head. 215 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,170 Just come on, just let me play. 216 00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:52,238 Dude, you were out cold! 217 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,773 - Two shifts a period. - No. 218 00:14:53,774 --> 00:14:54,974 - One shift a period. - No. 219 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,075 One shift, final offer. 220 00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:57,510 We can talk about what happens next 221 00:14:57,511 --> 00:15:00,113 after this game, but you are not playing this game. 222 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:04,450 - I'm so fuckin' mad at you. - I don't care. 223 00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:06,552 - I'm so fuckin' mad at you. - I can live with that. 224 00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:08,821 - What if we lose? - I can learn to live with that. 225 00:15:08,822 --> 00:15:10,757 Then you don't love winning, Nat. 226 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,225 Has it occurred to you I care more about you 227 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,062 than I do about winning? 228 00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:18,998 Nope. 229 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:21,100 Owner said there's no charge, but he'll take some 230 00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,568 of that crab for his risotto. 231 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:24,704 - He can have some right now. - I'll let him know. 232 00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:27,239 Then we can eat it together. I'll make us a rezo at the bar. 233 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,810 Pretty heavy pre-game meal. 234 00:15:30,477 --> 00:15:32,179 Why won't you have dinner with me? 235 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:34,013 You're a slut. 236 00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:35,715 - I'm a hockey player. - Same thing. 237 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,350 You've never thought about life beyond it? 238 00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:38,851 - Nope. - You never thought about 239 00:15:38,852 --> 00:15:40,086 life without it? - No. 240 00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:41,854 Miig and Ziig said to meet them here. 241 00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,589 - Focus. - Don't you have to interview 242 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,825 one of those Hunt guys? - You just went seven games with them. 243 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:48,060 I know everything I want to. - Fuckin' losers. 244 00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:49,895 You never once thought about what you'll do 245 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,664 when you stop playing hockey? 246 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:52,866 Why not? 247 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,167 'Cause if I'm not a hockey player... 248 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:56,770 A slut. 249 00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,673 I don't know. 250 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,408 - Okay, you're a hockey player. - Mm-hmm. 251 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,410 - Know who you are? - Yeah. 252 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,947 You're a guy who can't push when he shits. 253 00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:08,881 And that's all she wrote. 254 00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,283 {\an8}Les Rapides de Rawdon keep their undefeated streak alive 255 00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,586 {\an8}and advance to the final, where they will play the winner 256 00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:16,422 {\an8}of the SOO Hunt and the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 257 00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,325 {\an8}Gord, I know you run a busy restaurant on PEI. 258 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,993 You on the first flight home tomorrow? 259 00:16:20,994 --> 00:16:22,628 No, actually, we're gonna stay until it's all over. 260 00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:24,764 Treat the players to a big Atlantic seafood supper. 261 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,466 Can't leave without showing a little Maritime hospitality. 262 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,502 Nice guys 'til the end. Thanks, Gord. 263 00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:31,004 Thank you. 264 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,508 We clear? Okay. 265 00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:37,044 Gord... 266 00:16:37,978 --> 00:16:39,979 Let's grab a drink. - Ah, I can't tonight. 267 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,415 - Sure, you can. - I might be meeting somebody. 268 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,384 - Might? - Yeah. 269 00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,021 Are you gay? 270 00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:54,260 - You're an idiot. - I got a speeding ticket. 271 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,262 I didn't drive us off a cliff. - No, you're an idiot 272 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:57,697 if you don't go out with that guy. 273 00:16:57,698 --> 00:16:59,131 - You're an idiot. - No, you're an idiot. 274 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:00,966 - Leave me alone, bro. - He's asked you out twice 275 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,535 and you still don't think he's interested? 276 00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:04,070 He's just being a slut. 277 00:17:04,071 --> 00:17:06,138 He's not asking you to get married. 278 00:17:06,139 --> 00:17:08,007 He can have any girl he wants in Sudbury. 279 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,344 - He doesn't want me. - Do you want him? 280 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:13,779 Then what's the problem? 281 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,514 - You're late. - Oh, fuck you, Shoresy. 282 00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:17,717 You said be here between the second and the third, 283 00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:19,151 then you weren't here. - So? 284 00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:20,720 So, that's five, six minutes I could've had 285 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,755 my hand on Laura Mohr's leg. - Oh, my God. 286 00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,657 Don't talk to me about being intimate with a woman. 287 00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:25,825 I'll fucking puke. 288 00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,359 Tough day at the barnyard then, eh, Ziig? 289 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,695 - Leave her alone, bro. - Eh, the big boys musclin' ya 290 00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,497 outta the trough again? - She's not in the mood. 291 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:33,299 Oh, she's at peak twat, all right. 292 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,067 We're late 'cause she got a ticket. 293 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,403 You got a ticket?: "You got a ticket?" 294 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,938 - From a guy? - No, a chicken. 295 00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:40,372 - You're an idiot. - Told ya. 296 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,408 - You're an idiot. - And you didn't get out of it. 297 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,310 No. Is there a fuckin' secret handshake or something? 298 00:17:44,311 --> 00:17:45,779 Hot girls don't get tickets. 299 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,048 - What? - Hot girls get 300 00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:50,649 anything they want. 301 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,252 You think that cop's seen anyone hotter than you today? 302 00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:55,354 Probably hasn't seen anyone hotter than you this month, 303 00:17:55,355 --> 00:17:56,655 unless you were with Miig. - What? 304 00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:58,791 But half the guys maybe even think 305 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:01,127 you're hotter than Miig. You're not like 50-50, 306 00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,195 but like 40, 35. 307 00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:05,197 Hey, you little fuckin' idiot. - Fuck you. 308 00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:06,365 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 309 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,033 - You think she's hot? - Oh, yeah. 310 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,202 Think she's hotter than her? Actually, don't answer that. 311 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:12,004 - Yeah. - All right, get the fuck outta here. 312 00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:13,172 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 313 00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:14,607 - Fuck you. - Wanna know what you do 314 00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:16,175 next time you're gonna get a ticket? 315 00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,343 - Okay. - Huh? 316 00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,211 Come here. I'm gonna be you down in the car. 317 00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:20,613 You come up to me like you're a cop, 318 00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:22,047 you're gonna give me a ticket, okay? 319 00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:23,916 - Me? - No, fuckin' Santa Claus. 320 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,417 Come on over here like you're a cop, 321 00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:26,986 you're gonna give me a ticket. 322 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,588 This is all you have to do. 323 00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,359 Sorry. 324 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:33,827 What? 325 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:35,028 Sorry. 326 00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:37,863 - What? - I'm saying fuckin' sorry. 327 00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,832 That's all you have to say. Look at him like that, 328 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,233 and you won't get a fuckin' ticket. 329 00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:43,969 : Oh, my God. What an idiot. 330 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,638 Me? No. Well, yeah. 331 00:18:45,639 --> 00:18:47,473 Make up your mind, Grandpa. Fuck you. 332 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,941 Fuck you. Fuck you. 333 00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:50,042 Shoresy, 334 00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,210 heard you're not playing tomorrow. 335 00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:52,378 - Yeah? - Yeah. 336 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:54,113 So, maybe ya say, "Sorry to hear that"? 337 00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:56,015 - Think you'll ever play again? - Not gonna then, eh? 338 00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,650 Frankie's really fucking up for the only guy 339 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,552 who isn't hurt. - Frankie's got a mental 340 00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:00,686 battle to win now. 341 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,021 You ever thought about life beyond hockey? 342 00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,222 - No! - Never thought about it? 343 00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:04,957 No, I'm a hockey player. 344 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:06,926 You've had two concussions in a month. 345 00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:08,460 At your age. Know who you are? 346 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,130 Guy who can't push when he shits? 347 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,232 - I'm gonna grab a pop. - But you've been good 348 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,767 on the BROdude broadcast. - Oh, great. 349 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:16,402 That's all I've ever wanted to be! 350 00:19:16,403 --> 00:19:18,270 - On the BROdude broadcast? - Good. 351 00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:19,773 You've been really good. 352 00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:22,141 Sometimes they run outta cream soda so... 353 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:23,609 If you're not playing tomorrow... 354 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,977 Really craving an Orange Crush. 355 00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:27,513 - Come join me on the broadcast. - Oh, talk about the game 356 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,381 rather than playing it? I'd rather jam 357 00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:31,283 a root beer mug up my ass. 358 00:19:31,284 --> 00:19:33,252 - Couple interviews a period. - No! 359 00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:35,187 - One interview a period. - No! 360 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:37,623 - One interview, final offer. - No! 361 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,234 Come on, let's shoot something. 362 00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,050 ♪ I remember when ♪ 363 00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:07,120 ♪ when I first moved here ♪ 364 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:09,855 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 365 00:20:09,856 --> 00:20:13,693 ♪ 'Cause I'd heard some song I used to hear back then ♪ 366 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,097 ♪ A long time ago ♪ 367 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,577 ♪ I remember when ♪ 368 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,446 ♪ even further back ♪ 369 00:20:34,481 --> 00:20:36,515 ♪ In another town ♪ 370 00:20:36,516 --> 00:20:37,816 ♪ 'Cause I saw something ♪ 371 00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:40,387 ♪ written I used to say back then ♪ 372 00:20:40,954 --> 00:20:43,122 ♪ Hard to comprehend ♪ 373 00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:44,890 ♪ And the question is ♪ 374 00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:48,595 ♪ was I more alive then than I am now ♪ 375 00:20:51,531 --> 00:20:55,068 ♪ I happily have to disagree ♪ 376 00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:58,972 ♪ I laugh more often now ♪ 377 00:20:59,506 --> 00:21:03,243 ♪ I cry more often now ♪ 378 00:21:04,878 --> 00:21:08,348 ♪ I am more me ♪ 379 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:30,769 You look sharp.: You're looking... 380 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:31,837 - Shut up. - Okay. 381 00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:33,806 - Like shit. - Not actual shit. 382 00:21:33,807 --> 00:21:35,507 I'm worried I'm making a mistake. 383 00:21:35,508 --> 00:21:36,942 You're not. He's too hurt. 384 00:21:36,943 --> 00:21:38,644 What happened to never let them know you're hurt? 385 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,279 My man's not capable of that anymore. 386 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,681 - Oh, he was so mad at me. - You can live with that. 387 00:21:42,682 --> 00:21:44,049 What if we lose, huh? 388 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,818 You can learn to live with that. 389 00:21:45,819 --> 00:21:47,720 Lookin' pretty sharp, Sanguinet. 390 00:21:47,721 --> 00:21:50,557 It's just not as fun without your favorite player. 391 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:53,926 Nat, you're lookin' pretty shitty. 392 00:21:53,927 --> 00:21:55,561 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - How you feeling? 393 00:21:55,562 --> 00:21:57,229 Well, my entire team's about to play 394 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,630 a hockey game and I'm not. 395 00:21:58,631 --> 00:21:59,965 - Pretty good then? - Oh, real good. 396 00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:02,201 - Been in the room yet? - No, but I'll be there. 397 00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:04,036 You always find a way to contribute. 398 00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:05,571 Gotta find a way to contribute. 399 00:22:05,572 --> 00:22:06,805 Speaking of which, 400 00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:08,708 I want you to do something for me. 401 00:22:09,242 --> 00:22:11,077 I want you to read the line-up. 402 00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:16,148 You're too banged up to play and I take full responsibility 403 00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:19,252 for my role in that. I'm sorry, my guy. 404 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,388 But the team needs their leader. 405 00:22:22,389 --> 00:22:24,089 The boys need to hear from you. 406 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:27,059 You do something for them that no one else can. 407 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,828 So, help me set the tone. 408 00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:31,364 Read the line-up. 409 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:37,202 That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard in my life. 410 00:22:37,203 --> 00:22:38,604 - Right. - That's soft. 411 00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:39,938 - Okay. - Oh boy, I'm gone 412 00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:41,607 for five minutes, you're already acting like a girl. 413 00:22:41,608 --> 00:22:43,008 - All right, I get it. - You're emotional. 414 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:44,843 Like, Sanger, if I didn't know any better, I'd think 415 00:22:44,844 --> 00:22:46,545 you were trying to give me a tuggy right now. 416 00:22:46,546 --> 00:22:48,213 - No. - You're sure? 417 00:22:48,214 --> 00:22:49,982 That's not what you're trying to do right now? 418 00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,016 - No, it's... no. - No? 419 00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:52,451 Like, if I didn't know any better, 420 00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:54,386 I'd think you're maybe out there givin' a tuggy or two. 421 00:22:54,387 --> 00:22:56,455 - Later. - Yeah, go change outta your skirt. 422 00:22:56,456 --> 00:22:58,157 We got a hockey game to play. - All right, 423 00:22:58,158 --> 00:23:00,794 I won't ask for any more favors. - My God! 424 00:23:04,197 --> 00:23:06,298 - Goody, you ready? - Fuckin' right, Sanger. 425 00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:08,333 Good 'cause you're goin'! Ya-hoo! 426 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,335 - Dolo, you ready? - Une fois, mon Sanger. 427 00:23:10,336 --> 00:23:12,871 Good 'cause you're goin'! Ya-hoo! 428 00:23:12,872 --> 00:23:15,074 Hitch, you ready? Yes, sir! 429 00:23:15,075 --> 00:23:16,675 Good, 'cause you're fuckin' goin'! 430 00:23:16,676 --> 00:23:17,910 Ya-hoo! 431 00:23:17,911 --> 00:23:19,545 Marksman Michaels, are you ready? 432 00:23:19,546 --> 00:23:20,879 Damn right, Sanger! 433 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,514 Good, 'cause you're fuckin' goin! 434 00:23:22,515 --> 00:23:23,649 Ya-hoo! 435 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,084 Let's fuckin' go, boys! 436 00:23:26,619 --> 00:23:27,886 Let's have a big one. 437 00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:29,088 Let's have a big one, boys. 438 00:23:29,089 --> 00:23:31,223 Let's have a big one! Everybody goin'. 439 00:23:31,224 --> 00:23:32,491 Everybody goin'. 440 00:23:32,492 --> 00:23:33,792 Shoresy. 441 00:23:33,793 --> 00:23:35,160 All right, let's get this over with. 442 00:23:35,161 --> 00:23:36,628 You're back in the Sudbury Arena 443 00:23:36,629 --> 00:23:38,864 playing the SOO Hunt with the season on the line. 444 00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:40,365 How's the scar tissue? 445 00:23:40,366 --> 00:23:41,767 I don't know what that means. 446 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,669 - It was a bit confusing. - Mm-hmm. 447 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:45,037 Déjà vu? 448 00:23:45,038 --> 00:23:46,271 Is that a question? 449 00:23:46,272 --> 00:23:47,372 - Well, yeah. - Huh? 450 00:23:47,373 --> 00:23:48,373 This is going great. 451 00:23:48,374 --> 00:23:49,943 Yeah, you're doing really good. 452 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,244 How are the boys feeling going in? 453 00:23:52,245 --> 00:23:53,946 We went seven games with these guys. 454 00:23:53,947 --> 00:23:55,647 We know them well. We know their secrets. 455 00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:57,316 And what are those? 456 00:23:57,317 --> 00:23:58,717 Delaney's a coke head, 457 00:23:58,718 --> 00:24:00,986 Palmer's a dumb fuck, and Schnurr's an old fart. 458 00:24:00,987 --> 00:24:03,455 - So, you're confident. - Doesn't matter what I am. 459 00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:04,623 I'm not playing. 460 00:24:04,624 --> 00:24:06,492 Is JJ Frankie JJ a distraction? 461 00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:07,926 Why, 'cause he's so big, 462 00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:10,028 he's just always in your peripheral vision? 463 00:24:10,029 --> 00:24:11,663 I mean his most recent scandal. 464 00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:14,299 I don't care what Frankie does as long as he scores. 465 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,602 - He's not scoring. - Neither am I. 466 00:24:16,603 --> 00:24:18,304 So, what does he have to do? 467 00:24:18,938 --> 00:24:20,205 What does he have to do? 468 00:24:20,206 --> 00:24:21,673 Well, he's the only one not playing hurt. 469 00:24:21,674 --> 00:24:24,743 I'm really craving a ginger ale. I think. 470 00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:26,645 - Oh. Oh, yeah. Thank you. - Yep. 471 00:24:26,646 --> 00:24:28,380 - Thank you, Shoresy. - You bet. 472 00:24:38,224 --> 00:24:42,194 - See what I mean? - Yeah. He's perfect. 473 00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:49,402 Fuck's sake. 474 00:24:49,769 --> 00:24:51,904 - Liam's not even 19 yet. - Shut up. 475 00:24:51,905 --> 00:24:53,105 I basically am. 476 00:24:53,106 --> 00:24:54,640 Yo, fuck off. 477 00:24:54,641 --> 00:24:56,509 What the fuck are you doing? 478 00:25:09,322 --> 00:25:11,758 Fuck's sake! 479 00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:14,326 - Hey. - Settle down. 480 00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:16,361 - I said fuck off. - You ever been to a fuckin' 481 00:25:16,362 --> 00:25:17,996 hockey game before? 482 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,335 They're beating you mentally. 483 00:25:23,336 --> 00:25:25,504 They're fuckin' whooping us mentally, Cor. 484 00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:26,972 The SOO celly so big. 485 00:25:26,973 --> 00:25:28,140 Fuckin' clown show. 486 00:25:28,141 --> 00:25:30,243 Suckin' the air out of your bench, though. 487 00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:36,181 Someone's gotta snap 'em outta this. 488 00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:37,616 Need some action. 489 00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:39,651 Someone's gotta drag this team into the fight. 490 00:25:41,254 --> 00:25:44,623 ♪ I may not always love you ♪ 491 00:25:45,858 --> 00:25:48,327 ♪ But as long as there are stars... ♪ 492 00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:49,596 Fuck! 493 00:25:50,997 --> 00:25:54,767 ♪ You'll never need to doubt it ♪ 494 00:25:55,702 --> 00:25:57,903 ♪ I'll make you so sure... ♪ 495 00:25:57,904 --> 00:25:59,572 Wake the fuck up! 496 00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:05,445 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 497 00:26:05,812 --> 00:26:09,716 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 498 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:14,187 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 499 00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:17,890 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 500 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,728 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 501 00:26:22,295 --> 00:26:25,465 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 502 00:26:25,898 --> 00:26:28,901 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪ 503 00:26:29,369 --> 00:26:32,271 ♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪