1 00:01:09,064 --> 00:01:10,232 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 2 00:01:10,315 --> 00:01:11,776 Tit fucker. Tit fucker. 3 00:01:11,859 --> 00:01:12,818 What's up, Big Sex? 4 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:13,903 Tit fucker. 5 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,071 I was gonna come over there 6 00:01:15,154 --> 00:01:16,197 and pet your cute little head, 7 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,656 now maybe I won't. 8 00:01:17,739 --> 00:01:18,739 That's more like it. 9 00:01:25,664 --> 00:01:27,500 -Whadday'at? -What are you doing? 10 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:28,626 Whaddya mean, what am I doing? 11 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,586 Building a fuckin' fort or somethin'? 12 00:01:30,669 --> 00:01:31,921 -Jerkin' off. -Huh? 13 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:34,048 -I'm jerkin' off. -You do it like that? 14 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:36,675 What do you mean, like that? How do you do it? 15 00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:38,803 -On my back. -You does it like that? 16 00:01:38,886 --> 00:01:40,095 Hold on a second. Goody! 17 00:01:40,178 --> 00:01:41,472 Close the door, b'y! 18 00:01:41,555 --> 00:01:42,973 Goody, you in there? 19 00:01:44,182 --> 00:01:46,101 -Oh, are you jerkin' off too? -Yeah. 20 00:01:46,184 --> 00:01:47,436 Is Goody jerkin' off, too? 21 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:49,480 Yeah, and this is what that looks like to me. 22 00:01:49,563 --> 00:01:52,066 Close the door, b'y! Lordy jumpin' Josephina. 23 00:01:52,149 --> 00:01:53,692 -Hey, we drinkin' beers? -Gimme a sec. 24 00:01:53,775 --> 00:01:55,444 So, like five or so? Give or take. 25 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:56,737 'Kay, I'll see ya in a bit. 26 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:57,988 Can you close the door, bud? 27 00:01:58,071 --> 00:01:59,240 Dolo, we drinkin' beers? 28 00:01:59,323 --> 00:02:00,491 When I'm done jerking off. 29 00:02:00,574 --> 00:02:02,326 Are you jerkin' off in there, too? 30 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:03,202 Yes. 31 00:02:03,285 --> 00:02:04,911 Oh, my God. Wait, how? 32 00:02:05,954 --> 00:02:07,331 What do you mean how? 33 00:02:07,414 --> 00:02:09,333 Whaddya got like a laptop in there or somethin'? 34 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:10,793 No. No, bro. 35 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:12,711 Huh? But you're not watchin' porn? 36 00:02:12,836 --> 00:02:14,588 Watching porn in the shower? No. 37 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:17,258 So, like you, what, you just do it to like, 38 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:18,092 what's in your head? 39 00:02:18,175 --> 00:02:19,260 Yes. Huh? 40 00:02:19,343 --> 00:02:20,803 You just dig into the spank bank. 41 00:02:20,886 --> 00:02:21,846 So by memory? 42 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:22,972 Yes, the spank bank. 43 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,306 You just think of somethin' 44 00:02:24,389 --> 00:02:25,474 then you jerk off to it? 45 00:02:25,557 --> 00:02:26,600 Yes, handsome man. 46 00:02:27,226 --> 00:02:28,686 What are we, on the fuckin' Mayflower? 47 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:30,020 Can you close the door, bro? 48 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,522 You never do that, Shoresy? 49 00:02:31,605 --> 00:02:32,982 No! Why not? 50 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,942 'Cause we're not livin' in the fuckin' wild west. 51 00:02:35,025 --> 00:02:36,986 -What do you mean? -I mean I'm not one of your 52 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,988 ancestors wailin' on it in a fuckin' teepee. 53 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,740 -Never? -Fightin' cowboys 54 00:02:40,823 --> 00:02:42,032 in fuckin' wigwams. 55 00:02:42,115 --> 00:02:43,951 You shouldn't watch porn at all, old man. 56 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,162 You shouldn't watch porn at all? 57 00:02:46,245 --> 00:02:48,038 -Yeah, I heard it on a... -Huh? 58 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:50,124 I heard it on a podcast that you shouldn't watch porn. 59 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:51,876 -No, sir! -Now you give me one 60 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,085 fuckin' good reason why... 61 00:02:53,168 --> 00:02:54,295 'Cause it rewires your brain 62 00:02:54,378 --> 00:02:56,630 into only getting turned on when ya watches porn. 63 00:02:56,713 --> 00:02:57,715 As opposed to what? 64 00:02:57,798 --> 00:02:59,091 As opposed to actually hammerin' a broad. 65 00:02:59,174 --> 00:03:00,885 What? Yeah. 66 00:03:00,968 --> 00:03:02,511 So, if you watch porn, your dick won't work 67 00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:04,138 when you wanna actually hammer a broad? 68 00:03:04,221 --> 00:03:05,473 That's what the science suggests. 69 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,183 Really? That's what the data 70 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:09,018 -indicates, old man. -Really? 71 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:11,061 Too much of anything ain't good for ya, b'y. 72 00:03:11,144 --> 00:03:12,229 Wow! 73 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:13,355 What are you doin', bud? 74 00:03:13,438 --> 00:03:14,940 Doing you a favour. Actually, 75 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:16,692 can you plug that in? Shoresy, close the door 76 00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:17,902 by the lard jaysus! 77 00:03:17,985 --> 00:03:19,361 Well, wait a minute... 78 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,156 -But you're watching porn. -That's what I'm not. 79 00:03:22,239 --> 00:03:23,574 Well then, what're you watching? 80 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:24,700 -Try-on hauls. -Huh? 81 00:03:24,783 --> 00:03:26,160 -Try-on hauls. -Try on... 82 00:03:26,243 --> 00:03:27,995 Girls trying on clothes on YouTube. 83 00:03:28,078 --> 00:03:29,163 -What? -Yeah. 84 00:03:29,246 --> 00:03:31,123 -Huh? -It's called try-on hauls. 85 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:33,417 Where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that. 86 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,086 They're just trying on clothes? 87 00:03:35,169 --> 00:03:36,921 Yeah, they got nice butts and boobs and all that. 88 00:03:37,004 --> 00:03:38,380 Well, you can look out the fuckin' window 89 00:03:38,463 --> 00:03:40,216 for nice butts and boobs and all that. 90 00:03:40,299 --> 00:03:41,967 No, b'y. With try-on hauls, 91 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,969 you can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes. 92 00:03:44,052 --> 00:03:45,721 -On YouTube? -Yeah, sometimes. 93 00:03:45,804 --> 00:03:47,098 Oh, my God. 94 00:03:47,181 --> 00:03:49,183 It's just kinda the lesser of two evils, b'y! 95 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:51,018 What an odd East Coast cunt you are. 96 00:03:51,101 --> 00:03:52,770 In the name of all things holy, Shoresy, b'y, 97 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,105 -close the door! -Goody. 98 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:56,107 -What's up, buddy? -Hitch is in there jerkin' off 99 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,817 to girls trying on clothes on YouTube. 100 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,610 -They're women, old man! -Is he? 101 00:03:59,693 --> 00:04:01,487 It's just kinda the lesser of two evils, b'ys. 102 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:04,323 So what, so because you're not supposed to watch porn, 103 00:04:04,406 --> 00:04:07,326 you just watch girls try on clothes instead? 104 00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:09,453 Oh, you never heard nothin' so bad as that, eh? 105 00:04:09,536 --> 00:04:11,205 Where are they trying on the clothes? 106 00:04:11,288 --> 00:04:13,457 Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall. 107 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,750 At the mall? 108 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,961 Well, b'y, s'pose they could be at a standalone store, 109 00:04:17,044 --> 00:04:18,629 -or a storefront. -But hey, hey, 110 00:04:18,712 --> 00:04:21,257 and I didn't tell ya this, but he's in there on all fours too. 111 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,425 -What? -Yeah, he's in there 112 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:24,176 on all fours jerkin' off to girls at the mall. 113 00:04:24,259 --> 00:04:26,136 -No, he isn't. -Yeah, come look! 114 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:28,431 Come see. Look at this. 115 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:30,432 Well, come in and make yerselves at home, boys, 116 00:04:30,515 --> 00:04:31,684 by the jackal or jaysus. 117 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:34,019 -You do it like that? -You never does it like this? 118 00:04:34,102 --> 00:04:36,521 -No! -How do you do it, b'y? 119 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,607 Fuck, Hitch, what are you doing? 120 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:40,234 Fuck, he should try taking screenshots 121 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:42,153 with his eyes, like you. One time. 122 00:04:42,236 --> 00:04:44,238 Fuck it, me nerves is rubbed right raw. 123 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,156 Let's go to North Bay. 124 00:04:46,615 --> 00:04:48,075 Drinkin' beers! 125 00:04:48,158 --> 00:04:49,493 Hey, are we drinkin' beers? 126 00:04:49,576 --> 00:04:50,536 I just gave you a beer. 127 00:04:50,619 --> 00:04:52,496 -Drinkin' beers. -Thanks for driving us, Jill. 128 00:04:52,579 --> 00:04:55,166 It's just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh? 129 00:04:55,249 --> 00:04:56,542 Thanks for doing this for Jack. 130 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:58,127 Jack woulda done the same thing for me, 131 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,920 -his good buddy, Theodore. -You smell good. 132 00:05:00,003 --> 00:05:01,422 -Thanks, buddy. -He'll be so happy 133 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:03,591 -to see you guys. -Well, lock up your daughters 134 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:04,717 with this one coming. Whoa! 135 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,802 He's just a little homesick outta the gate. 136 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:07,803 It's normal. 137 00:05:07,886 --> 00:05:09,013 And how about this one 138 00:05:09,096 --> 00:05:10,264 fresh off a buck hunt up north. 139 00:05:10,347 --> 00:05:12,391 Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way. 140 00:05:12,474 --> 00:05:14,935 Eh, Goody? Six Nations, gonna gobble up all the Cree 141 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:16,479 -in Sault Ste. Marie? -Settle down. 142 00:05:16,562 --> 00:05:19,148 Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split an appetizer. 143 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,442 -Is he scoring? -No, but it's just 144 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:22,985 five games in. Is that a big deal? 145 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:24,945 -He's a goal scorer. -Dolo, we drinkin' beers? 146 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:26,655 Is Jack's Mom coming? 147 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:29,200 Jack's Mom? Yeah, she's gonna be a bit late. 148 00:05:29,283 --> 00:05:30,159 She's in Massachusetts. 149 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,160 Mashachussets? 150 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,369 Massachusetts. 151 00:05:32,452 --> 00:05:34,163 Why you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo? 152 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,332 They've got the kids doing so many things now. 153 00:05:36,415 --> 00:05:38,125 -Toxic masculinity seminar? -Yeah. 154 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,711 -Radioactive masculinity? -He'll settle in. 155 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:42,338 Highly flammable masculinity? 156 00:05:42,421 --> 00:05:44,840 What do you say to some good chat and a nice bottle of red? 157 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:47,051 Tsunami hazard masculinity! Ah! 158 00:05:47,134 --> 00:05:49,637 -Shut up, Shoresy. -Seek shelter immediately. 159 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,679 Shoresy, shut up. 160 00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:52,348 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 161 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:54,225 Hey, you should peel off. Why? 162 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:55,643 Well, if he's already homesick, 163 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:57,853 you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game. 164 00:05:57,936 --> 00:05:59,188 -Really? -What, the one who's been 165 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,898 making him PB & J and breakfast for supper 166 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,191 -his whole life? -Why? 167 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,692 I'd be crying into my shirt. 168 00:06:03,775 --> 00:06:05,694 Okay, I'll see ya out there. Seriously. All right. 169 00:06:05,777 --> 00:06:07,404 Where're we goin'? Fuckin' hell. 170 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:08,906 What is this? 171 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,574 Behind the curtain, eh? Look out. 172 00:06:10,657 --> 00:06:14,161 Where is this fuckin' guy? Uh-oh. Whoa, there he is! 173 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:15,788 Cunner! Yeah! 174 00:06:15,871 --> 00:06:16,872 Goody, what's goin' on, buddy? 175 00:06:16,955 --> 00:06:18,999 Yeah! Stephen Cunningham, 176 00:06:19,082 --> 00:06:20,251 as I live and breathe. 177 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:21,627 Aw, man. Holy boats. 178 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:22,795 -Wow! -It's the Salisbury 179 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:23,838 Beefsteak Bulldogs. 180 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:25,256 This is Dolo. This is Hitch. 181 00:06:25,339 --> 00:06:26,590 You guys were unreal in that BROdude tournament. 182 00:06:26,673 --> 00:06:28,175 -Hey, thanks, b'y. -That was fun hockey. 183 00:06:28,258 --> 00:06:29,343 One time. 184 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:30,636 Gonna go grab us some beer, b'ys. 185 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:32,429 Don't even fuckin' try to shake my hand. 186 00:06:32,512 --> 00:06:34,598 Last time I saw you, you were cross-checking me in the neck. 187 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:36,642 Yeah, well, we were down three goals. Someone had to do something. 188 00:06:36,725 --> 00:06:38,519 It's my wedding party, he's cross-checking me in the neck. 189 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:40,604 If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be gettin' it in the teeth. 190 00:06:40,687 --> 00:06:42,565 Hey, what's this I hear about a church league in Sudbury 191 00:06:42,648 --> 00:06:44,442 -that got banned from their rink? -Yeah, it's fuckin' everywhere, eh? 192 00:06:44,525 --> 00:06:46,527 That's the most bush league shit I ever heard in my life. 193 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:47,945 Well, those guys play like psychos. 194 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:49,113 How's it goin'? 195 00:06:49,196 --> 00:06:50,614 Good. Everything's good. 196 00:06:50,697 --> 00:06:51,782 No, like with the team? 197 00:06:51,865 --> 00:06:52,867 Slow start. 198 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:53,993 Little slow. We're not scoring yet. 199 00:06:54,076 --> 00:06:55,119 But good group? 200 00:06:55,202 --> 00:06:56,495 Great group. Couple wild boys in there. 201 00:06:56,578 --> 00:06:58,748 -Oh yeah, couple psychos? -Couple psychos in there. 202 00:06:58,831 --> 00:06:59,665 Two times. 203 00:06:59,748 --> 00:07:01,041 -Nice. -But good balance. 204 00:07:01,124 --> 00:07:02,209 A lot of U.S. kids this year. 205 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:03,544 Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts. 206 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:05,296 -"Massachushetts?" -Massachusetts. 207 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:07,423 Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Cunner. 208 00:07:07,506 --> 00:07:09,300 -That's pretty good. -You're here for Jack, right? 209 00:07:09,383 --> 00:07:10,259 -Sudbury boy. -Yeah. 210 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,594 Seventeen, c'mere! 211 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:13,471 Oh, I don't know if I like your tone there, Cunner. 212 00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:15,181 Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit. 213 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:17,683 Kids are like dogs. You know, you gotta raise 'em with a stiff hand, 214 00:07:17,766 --> 00:07:19,185 teach 'em to come when they're called. It's important. 215 00:07:19,268 --> 00:07:20,728 -Yep. -One day, you'll call them to come 216 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,021 and they won't because they're run over. 217 00:07:22,104 --> 00:07:23,230 -Yeah, buddy. -Gotta keep 'em structured, 218 00:07:23,313 --> 00:07:24,523 -keep 'em safe. -Well, spoken like 219 00:07:24,606 --> 00:07:26,442 -a two-time coach of the year. -Three. 220 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:27,151 Really? 221 00:07:27,234 --> 00:07:28,068 Three times! 222 00:07:28,151 --> 00:07:29,236 Wow! 223 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:31,864 Oh, there he is! 224 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,284 What's up, mon bonhomme? 225 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,744 Cunner, let me grab him for a sec. 226 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:38,496 -Yeah. -Hold onto 'er buddy, 227 00:07:38,579 --> 00:07:40,414 you're all right. I haven't seen this kid in forever. 228 00:07:40,497 --> 00:07:42,500 Hold onto 'er. You're okay. You're all right. 229 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:43,626 Sorry. 230 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,753 No, don't say sorry. You just already started it, 231 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:47,254 -just let it out. -All right. 232 00:07:47,337 --> 00:07:48,589 Don't fuckin', don't sob or anything, 233 00:07:48,672 --> 00:07:50,174 just get it outta ya. It's all right. 234 00:07:50,257 --> 00:07:51,258 Sorry. 235 00:07:51,341 --> 00:07:53,677 Who gives a shit. Just let it out. 236 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,052 You're all right. 237 00:08:01,935 --> 00:08:03,437 You're all right. 238 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:06,190 You all right? I'm all right. 239 00:08:06,273 --> 00:08:08,859 Okay. What's goin' on? 240 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:09,902 I wanna quit. 241 00:08:09,985 --> 00:08:11,404 No, you're not gonna quit. 242 00:08:11,487 --> 00:08:13,072 -I wanna come home. -Well, that's stupid. 243 00:08:13,155 --> 00:08:14,448 -No, it isn't. -Don't be an idiot. 244 00:08:14,531 --> 00:08:16,242 -I wanna come home. -What's at fuckin' home? 245 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:17,952 -All my friends. -No, they're not. 246 00:08:18,035 --> 00:08:19,161 They're out playing junior, like you. 247 00:08:19,244 --> 00:08:20,955 -Not all of 'em. -Fuckin' all you got at home 248 00:08:21,038 --> 00:08:23,290 is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem. 249 00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:24,792 -Yeah. Yeah. -It's getting worse. 250 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,294 Fuckin', what you want at home, you want some paninis? 251 00:08:27,377 --> 00:08:29,004 -No. -I can bring you one of those. 252 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:30,256 -No, I'm good. -All right. 253 00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:31,882 Well, what's the fuckin' problem then? 254 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:33,467 Just nothing happening. 255 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:34,802 What do you mean, nothing happening? 256 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:35,928 -I'm not scoring. -Huh? 257 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:37,221 -Not making buddies. -Fuckin'... 258 00:08:37,304 --> 00:08:38,431 you're a hockey player. Don't worry about 259 00:08:38,514 --> 00:08:40,057 making buddies. You'll make a ton of buddies. 260 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,308 -Yeah. -Fuckin' once the boys 261 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:42,977 start gellin', you'll have a ton of buddies. 262 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,395 -Yeah. -You'll get a ton of ass. 263 00:08:44,478 --> 00:08:46,063 -Yeah. -Why aren't you scoring? 264 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:47,523 I don't know, I got the yips. 265 00:08:47,606 --> 00:08:49,066 Oh, fuckin' everybody gets the yips. 266 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,609 -That's normal too, idiot. -No, this is bad. 267 00:08:50,692 --> 00:08:52,570 -Yeah, it's the yips! -Every time I touch the puck 268 00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:54,572 it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces. 269 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:56,323 -Happens to everybody. -It's really bad. 270 00:08:56,406 --> 00:08:57,950 All right, you wanna talk about the yips? 271 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,201 You ever been in bed with a girl, 272 00:08:59,284 --> 00:09:00,953 -your dick doesn't work? -No. Have you? 273 00:09:01,036 --> 00:09:02,872 No, but imagine? 274 00:09:02,955 --> 00:09:04,832 -Then why'd you bring it up? -I don't know, 275 00:09:04,915 --> 00:09:06,500 but you shouldn't watch porn anymore. Did ya know that? 276 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,544 -Oh, my God. -Your dick's workin' okay, eh? 277 00:09:08,627 --> 00:09:10,713 -Yeah. Yeah. -You're sure? I fuckin' knew it. 278 00:09:10,796 --> 00:09:12,923 Look at you, all fuckin' robust, aren't ya? 279 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:14,508 -All right? -Yeah. 280 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:16,802 All right, we out the other end of 'er here, or what? 281 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:18,220 Yeah. 282 00:09:18,303 --> 00:09:20,014 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 283 00:09:20,097 --> 00:09:21,432 We're gonna keep it simple, okay? 284 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,100 We're gonna take it one period at a time. 285 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:25,060 -Just one period at a time. Okay? -Okay. 286 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:26,479 All right, so you're not scoring. 287 00:09:26,562 --> 00:09:27,897 You gotta find a way to contribute. 288 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,315 -Right. -You gotta find a way 289 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:30,441 -to help your team. -I know. 290 00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:32,234 -So, go kill some guys. -Okay. 291 00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:33,652 Just fuckin' go out there, run around, 292 00:09:33,735 --> 00:09:35,154 -and fuckin' get in the game. -Okay. 293 00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:36,655 -Kill some guys. -Okay. 294 00:09:36,738 --> 00:09:38,991 -Now, what did I tell ya to be? -The hardest worker out there. 295 00:09:39,074 --> 00:09:43,245 -That's right. Say it again. -The hardest worker out there. 296 00:09:43,328 --> 00:09:44,580 You go out there and you work hard, 297 00:09:44,663 --> 00:09:46,082 you'll get your bounces. The bounces come 298 00:09:46,165 --> 00:09:48,334 with the hard work. So, you go out there and you skate. 299 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:50,211 -Okay. -You go like fuckin' stink. 300 00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:51,420 -Okay. -Yeah? 301 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,506 -Let's go, 17. -Hold on. Are you okay? 302 00:09:53,589 --> 00:09:54,924 -Yeah. -You sure you're all right? 303 00:09:55,007 --> 00:09:56,050 -Fuck yeah. -You ready? 304 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,301 -Yeah. -All right, well I'm comin' 305 00:09:57,384 --> 00:09:58,844 back after the first period. You better have done 306 00:09:58,927 --> 00:09:59,762 -somethin' good. -Okay. 307 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:01,055 I'm serious, just do something good. 308 00:10:01,138 --> 00:10:03,307 Go out there and you just fuckin' kill some guys. 309 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,267 -I will. I will. Yeah. -Be a killer. All right? 310 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,311 Work hard. Keep it simple. That's it. 311 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:08,938 -Okay. Yeah. Okay. -That's it. Let's go. 312 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:10,064 Let's go, Jack. 313 00:10:10,147 --> 00:10:11,065 Hey, good luck, Coach! 314 00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:12,149 Thanks, man. 315 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,399 Oh! Here we go! 316 00:10:14,568 --> 00:10:16,153 Handsome man. Where are we? 317 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:17,905 Section 105. Where's that? 318 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,865 Look for the hottest mother you ever did see, b'ys. 319 00:10:19,948 --> 00:10:21,409 Hey, that's our designated driver you're talking about. 320 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:22,910 She's smokin'. The strip club's open 321 00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:24,745 again, boys. Should I ask her to go, or what? 322 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:26,288 Worst she could say is no. 323 00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:27,706 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 324 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,081 Oh, yeah. 325 00:10:37,841 --> 00:10:39,260 -What? -You killed some guys. 326 00:10:39,343 --> 00:10:40,719 -Kinda. -Oh no, you fuckin' 327 00:10:40,802 --> 00:10:42,012 -killed some guys. -That one in front 328 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:43,973 -of our bench was pretty good. -Yeah, did ya hear 329 00:10:44,056 --> 00:10:45,349 -that sound after? -What? 330 00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:46,767 It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs 331 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,686 -to see who fuckin' 17 is. -Shut up. 332 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:50,187 That's Sudbury, Ontario, bitch. 333 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:51,897 -Shut up. -And you got an assist, too. 334 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,649 How 'bout that? See what happens when you work hard, 335 00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:55,443 -you get your bounces. -It was a phantom assist. 336 00:10:55,526 --> 00:10:57,403 It wasn't a phantom assist, it was a secondary assist. 337 00:10:57,486 --> 00:10:58,654 Secondary assist, whatever. 338 00:10:58,737 --> 00:11:00,406 You got an assist. You contributed. 339 00:11:00,489 --> 00:11:01,657 -Shut the fuck up. -Fine. 340 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,784 You're on the score sheet, dumb fuck. Smile. 341 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,828 -Fine. -So, what are you gonna do now? 342 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,455 -Work hard. -You're already doing that. 343 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,540 -Keep it simple. -You're already doing that. 344 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:10,624 -Contribu... -You're gonna score 345 00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:11,876 -a goal, idiot. -Oh yeah? 346 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,419 Well, you're a goal scorer, aren't ya? 347 00:11:13,502 --> 00:11:15,045 -Yeah. -Well then, keep it simple. 348 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:18,174 First period, kill some guys. Second period, score some goals. 349 00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:19,633 Okay, I'll just start scoring now. 350 00:11:19,716 --> 00:11:22,470 Hey, you love scoring goals. 351 00:11:22,553 --> 00:11:24,847 All hockey players love scoring goals. 352 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:27,224 That's what keeps us coming back. That feeling. 353 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:28,601 -I know. -Get back to that. 354 00:11:28,684 --> 00:11:30,603 -Okay. -You fuckin' started 355 00:11:30,686 --> 00:11:32,229 playing hockey to score goals. 356 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:34,982 You idolized the guys that score goals. 357 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:37,485 Just remember how good it feels to score. 358 00:11:37,568 --> 00:11:40,446 You love scoring goals. Go get that feeling. 359 00:11:40,529 --> 00:11:41,947 Get that feeling. 360 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:45,159 I'm coming back after the second. Do somethin' good! 361 00:11:58,005 --> 00:11:59,882 Look at you. 362 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,092 Look at fuckin' you! 363 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:03,385 You are buzzin', kid. 364 00:12:03,468 --> 00:12:05,846 -Seventeen, you've arrived, eh? -Yup. 365 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,139 Welcome to the league. 366 00:12:07,222 --> 00:12:09,308 You're on the PP with Dunk and Hayesy to start the third. 367 00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:10,809 Okay. 368 00:12:13,604 --> 00:12:14,980 Now what're you gonna do? 369 00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:16,148 -Get another one. -Are ya? 370 00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:17,233 -Yeah. -Huh? 371 00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:18,734 -What? -Well, ya already got one. 372 00:12:18,817 --> 00:12:21,237 -I'll get another. -Yeah, you already got one. 373 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,404 So, what do I do? 374 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,115 Well, first period, kill some guys. 375 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:25,408 -Yeah. -Second period, 376 00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:26,784 -score some goals. -Yep. Third period? 377 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,703 Make sure they never forget who you are. 378 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:33,749 -Who are ya? -Jack. 379 00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:35,209 -Jack who? -Jack Webster. 380 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:36,794 -From where, Narnia? -From Sudbury. 381 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:38,963 -Hell yeah, fuck yeah. -Just tell me what to do. 382 00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:40,673 -It's working. -All right, well you got 383 00:12:40,756 --> 00:12:43,050 a goal, you got an assist. What don't you got? 384 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,344 -What? -You got a goal, 385 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:46,720 you got an assist, 386 00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:48,472 you're one away from somethin'. 387 00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:50,433 You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick? 388 00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:51,934 Well, I don't know. What's that? 389 00:12:52,017 --> 00:12:54,186 -You want me to fight? -What's a Gordie Howe hat trick? 390 00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:55,521 A goal, an assist, and a fight. 391 00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:57,273 -Is that what that is? -Yeah. 392 00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:58,607 Fuck, that'll get ya a ton of ass. 393 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,109 -You think? -A Gordie Howe hat trick 394 00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,652 -sounds so cool. -Okay. 395 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:03,904 Look, you're scoring. Your teammates like that. 396 00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:06,449 But you fight? Your teammates love that. 397 00:13:06,532 --> 00:13:08,701 -Oh, man. -So, you wait 'til you get up 398 00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,578 another goal or two, and you pick a fight. 399 00:13:10,661 --> 00:13:11,829 -How? -What do you mean, how? 400 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,581 -Well, what do I do? -Huh? 401 00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:15,374 Just go up to some guy, you tell him his mom's 402 00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:16,667 so fuckin' boring you're half asleep 403 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,752 -even when you're railing on her. -Oh, my God, dude! 404 00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:21,672 That if her feet didn't stink so bad you'd be right out cold. 405 00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:23,215 Are you seriously telling me to fight? 406 00:13:23,298 --> 00:13:24,884 -Me? No? -'Cause you're not supposed 407 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,469 -to do that anymore. -I'm just sayin' 408 00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,095 I love when my teammates do. 409 00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:29,263 That's all. 410 00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:32,099 I fuckin' love it. 411 00:13:33,058 --> 00:13:35,602 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -I don't fuckin' care. 412 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:38,147 Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets. 413 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,474 Say you can't believe she found 'em at Winners. 414 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,494 This trip had the effect I was after. 415 00:13:51,577 --> 00:13:53,037 Well, the best is yet to come. 416 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,123 -Thanks for this, guys. -No problem. Our pleasure. 417 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,333 Hey, have you met my pal, Dolo? 418 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,626 You were in Massachushetts? 419 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,336 -Massachusetts. -"Mashachusetts?" 420 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:01,795 Massachusetts. 421 00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:05,341 That's a fuckin' dive! 422 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:07,133 That's a dive! 423 00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:09,386 That's a dive! That's a dive! 424 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:10,638 Send 'em both, bud! 425 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:12,014 -The kid's a diver! -He fuckin' dove! 426 00:14:12,097 --> 00:14:14,100 -Get outta here! -Are you kidding me? 427 00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:15,142 Are you kidding me? 428 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,561 -That's a dive. -Kid's a fuckin' diver. 429 00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:20,815 That's a dive. Oh, fuckin' look at that. 430 00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:23,651 One guy gets the gate, the other one stays on the ice. 431 00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:25,569 -How 'bout that? -That's a fuckin' dive! 432 00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:27,154 Kid's a fuckin' diver! 433 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,532 Hey! You got something to say? 434 00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:30,741 -Sit down. -That's my kid. 435 00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,201 -You got something to say? -Fuckin' careful 436 00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:33,994 -how loud you say that. -No, let's fuckin' hear it. 437 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:35,663 Yeah, he plays like a fuckin' Euro. 438 00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:37,164 -Fuck you. -Yeah, you teach him how 439 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:39,208 -to lay on the ice like that? -Fuckin' teach you somethin'. 440 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,752 -Teach him how to dive? -I will kick your ass. 441 00:14:41,835 --> 00:14:43,462 Oh, fuckin' cool. You wanna be that guy 442 00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:44,922 at your kid's game? Get in a fight? 443 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,841 -Sit down. Drink your beer. -Fuck you! 444 00:14:46,924 --> 00:14:48,509 -Sit the fuck down! -Fuckin' loser. 445 00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:49,385 Fuck you! 446 00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:50,719 Fuck! 447 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,680 We got a guy for you if you want it. 448 00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,765 -Drink your beer. -Shut the fuck up. 449 00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:58,894 Fuck. 450 00:14:59,186 --> 00:15:00,646 Diving's part of the game now. 451 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:01,564 Gross. 452 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:02,898 Every hit's a penalty 453 00:15:02,981 --> 00:15:04,400 so the kids are hitting way less. 454 00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:05,692 I know. It's crazy. 455 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:07,862 And if they get hit, they snap their head back 456 00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:09,613 or they fold up like a lawn chair. 457 00:15:09,696 --> 00:15:11,782 They know how to sell it to draw the penalty. 458 00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:13,242 Dishonourable hockey. 459 00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:15,119 Nothing worse than being labelled a diver. 460 00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:16,245 Nothing. 461 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,955 It's all in their tool bags now. 462 00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,707 Diver's the worst label in hockey, me son. 463 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:22,126 Could be the difference in the game, so they go for it. 464 00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:23,586 I have a hard time with that. 465 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,254 Well, you're a coach. You okay with diving 466 00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:27,506 -if it gets you a win? -Well, a win's a win, boys. 467 00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:28,966 -Fuck off. -All is fair in true 468 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,634 -love and war. -What you gonna lay on 469 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:31,969 -the ice, old man? -Well, no, you never 470 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:33,762 -fuckin' lay on the ice. -But you'll take a dive? 471 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,181 Well, I'll stick ya in the face, 472 00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:37,016 I'll spear ya in the nuts, whatever it takes 473 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:38,976 to get ya to retaliate. But I dunno. 474 00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:42,980 I'd rather lose honourably than win dishonourably. 475 00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:45,858 You? 476 00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:49,320 Let's see what kinda pretzel you squeeze yourself into 477 00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:50,654 this year as a coach. 478 00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:53,740 Fuck. 479 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,618 Hey, man. Hey, man. 480 00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:57,787 I'm sorry. That was super bush league. 481 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,205 There's no room for that here. 482 00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:00,831 -All right. -No, no, no, 483 00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:02,124 I was being an idiot. I'm sorry. 484 00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:03,918 That was super bush league. 485 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:06,462 -Yeah, don't worry about it. -Can I buy you a beer? 486 00:16:06,545 --> 00:16:07,713 -Sure. -Sweet. Let's have a beer. 487 00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:09,090 Where ya in from? 488 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:10,883 -You know Wingham? -Oh, yeah, man. 489 00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,384 Home of Wingham Ironmen Junior C? 490 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,803 -Yeah, that's the one. -That's it. 491 00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:15,971 -How long's it take to get here? -Aw jeezus, seven hours. 492 00:16:16,054 --> 00:16:17,681 This is turning into quite the story, folks. 493 00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:20,559 An unfortunate one for North American hockey. 494 00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,728 It's not just the running up of scores 495 00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,022 by the Europeans that's the news maker here. 496 00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:27,650 We are seeing a physical style of play 497 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,693 from the Europeans that exceeds anything 498 00:16:29,776 --> 00:16:31,904 I've seen in perhaps decades. 499 00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:35,449 This team known as simply the EU 500 00:16:35,532 --> 00:16:37,535 are doing a real number on us. 501 00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:40,579 Understatement contest. I win. 502 00:16:40,662 --> 00:16:42,498 Hey, settle down, you mom hugger. 503 00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:43,666 Let the b'y hug his mudder. 504 00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,042 Let this b'y hug his mom. 505 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,460 Yes, handsome man. 506 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,004 You all right? 507 00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:50,714 Who wants to keep me company back to Sudbury? 508 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:51,799 One time. 509 00:16:51,882 --> 00:16:53,217 You can tell me about Mashachusetts. 510 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,010 -Massachusetts. -Holy shit, you're hammered. 511 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:56,720 -Huh. -When did this happen? 512 00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:58,180 Dolo, you're not riding an hour and half 513 00:16:58,263 --> 00:17:00,850 -home alone in a car with my mom. -I'll go too. 514 00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,560 -That's better. -I'll babysit. 515 00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,061 -I'll allow it. -You better get your shit 516 00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:05,521 together or you're not gonna have a shot. 517 00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:06,897 -You're fuckin' hilarious. -Hmm. 518 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,441 Hey, good fuckin' game, handsome man. Fun. 519 00:17:08,524 --> 00:17:09,358 Thanks bro. 520 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:10,401 He'll be just fine. 521 00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:11,527 Good game, kiddo. Keep it up. 522 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,155 -Thank you. Love you. -Love you. 523 00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:15,864 I'll go get the car. 524 00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,284 -What're you lookin' for? -What? 525 00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:19,285 -Huh? -Chair. 526 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:21,412 -For what? -What do you with a chair, b'y? 527 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:22,705 -Sit. -Why? 528 00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:24,748 I'm drunk. 529 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,919 Inspired performance. Inspired. 530 00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:30,087 -Thanks. -I'm serious. 531 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,755 You made me wanna take a couple hard laps. 532 00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:33,257 -Thanks for helping me out. -Don't be soft. 533 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,925 -Right. -Now it's time to get to work. 534 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,302 -Yep. -You got a new team, 535 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:38,387 new squad. You gotta help build the culture. 536 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,513 -I will. -Gotta help build 537 00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:40,639 -a winning culture. -I will. 538 00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:42,016 It's important. Every guy buys in. 539 00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,517 -I know. -So you know names? 540 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,852 -Yeah. -Everybody's name? 541 00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:46,562 -Yeah. -All right, what's his name? 542 00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:48,022 -Who? -The trainer. 543 00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:49,857 -I dunno. -That's the first name 544 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,150 -you should know. -I'll learn it. 545 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,735 You're gonna be fuckin' bleeding and sweating 546 00:17:52,818 --> 00:17:54,236 all over those guys all year. Know their names. 547 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:57,072 -Calm down. I will. -What's this guy's name? 548 00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:59,658 -The bus driver? -No, the spaceship driver, 549 00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:00,951 -ya fuckin' idiot. -I don't know. 550 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:03,370 Know everybody's name. The bus driver, 551 00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:04,330 the beer vendor, the janitor, 552 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,998 the janitor's stepdaughter's half-daughter. 553 00:18:06,081 --> 00:18:07,750 You didn't know my name for like, a month. 554 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,876 That's different. Shut the fuck up. 555 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,212 -Okay, I get it. -Know everybody's name. 556 00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:12,671 And call them by name. 557 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:14,089 That's how you build respect. 558 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,549 That's how you build a winning culture. 559 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:17,968 All right. All right. All right. All right. 560 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,096 -What's the equipment guy's name? -I don't know. I'll learn it. 561 00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:21,555 You don't know fuckin' anything. 562 00:18:21,638 --> 00:18:23,182 You don't know six times eight. 563 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:25,267 -58. -No! 564 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,311 -68. -Six times eight? 565 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,605 I know there's an eight there. Fuckin' 48? 566 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:30,981 Holy fuck, you're dumb! 567 00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:32,316 Is that what it is? 568 00:18:32,399 --> 00:18:34,068 -You're such a dumb fuck. -I don't fuckin' care. 569 00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:35,945 I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy, trust me. 570 00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:37,530 -Yeah, like the yips? -I never said 571 00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:38,906 -that happened to me. -Oh, okay. 572 00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:40,324 -But you're so insensitive. -Right. 573 00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:42,493 It's fuckin' hammer time, every time with me, 574 00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:44,120 -but I confided in you. -Sure. 575 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:46,622 I was just saying what I needed to say to get ya to stop 576 00:18:46,705 --> 00:18:47,915 with all your... 577 00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:49,667 -No, you weren't! -Yeah I was. You're all like... 578 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,626 No, you weren't. 579 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,419 Yeah, I was. Shut the fuck up. 580 00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:55,089 You're the best player out there, buddy. 581 00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,299 No one out there is better than you. 582 00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:00,427 It's gonna be tough sometimes. Just give your balls a tug. 583 00:19:02,012 --> 00:19:03,556 No one out there is better than you. 584 00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:05,516 -Thanks. -You're the best. 585 00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:10,187 You're gonna get a ton o' ass. 586 00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:13,399 Hitch, we drinkin' beers? 587 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:14,650 He's had enough. 588 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,485 Well, he's never gonna get ya out for dim sum 589 00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:18,154 with that kinda work ethic. 590 00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,864 How are you not like that too? 591 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:21,824 -'Cause I'm a real man. -You're an idiot. 592 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,409 Hey, crank your rearview. I'll show you what 593 00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:26,537 a real man looks like. Back here drinkin' beers. 594 00:19:28,872 --> 00:19:30,750 How do you know what to do with them? 595 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:32,626 -With who? -The kids. 596 00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,044 'Cause I was one. 597 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:36,088 How did you know what to do with Jack? 598 00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:39,132 It's what my brother used to do with me. 599 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:42,427 He found a way to simplify things for me. 600 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,762 So I could get what I want. 601 00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:51,353 So, where are you going tonight? 602 00:19:51,436 --> 00:19:52,271 Where am I going? 603 00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:53,189 -Yeah. -Huh? 604 00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:55,482 -You going to the Coulson? -Nah. 605 00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:57,985 Strip club side's back open again. 606 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,111 Oh, I hadn't heard. 607 00:19:59,194 --> 00:20:01,155 How did this town survive 608 00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:02,698 without a strip club for that long? 609 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,949 I don't know, but we're back, baby! 610 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:12,124 Why, where you goin'? 611 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,292 Bed. 612 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,377 Well, you've earned it. 613 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,754 Straight to bed. 614 00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:18,005 Hmm. 615 00:20:18,088 --> 00:20:19,923 Long day on the road. 616 00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:24,011 I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace 617 00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:26,470 or if I have someone to crawl in there with me. 618 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:30,267 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 619 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,937 ♪ She told me She can break your heart ♪ 620 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:38,275 ♪ And put you in misery ♪ 621 00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:41,320 ♪ Since I met this little... ♪ 622 00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:43,447 Actually, can you drop me off at the rink? 623 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,032 I sure can. 624 00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:46,909 I'll get him home safe. 625 00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:48,411 ♪ And I'm telling ya ♪ 626 00:20:48,494 --> 00:20:52,373 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 627 00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:56,669 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 628 00:20:56,752 --> 00:21:00,589 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 629 00:21:00,672 --> 00:21:05,219 ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 630 00:21:05,302 --> 00:21:08,264 ♪ I found myself phoning her ♪ 631 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:12,059 ♪ At least ten times a day ♪ 632 00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:16,981 ♪ You know that's so unusual for me ♪ 633 00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:20,276 ♪ To carry on this way ♪ 634 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:25,114 ♪ I'll tell you I can't sleep at night ♪ 635 00:21:25,197 --> 00:21:29,869 ♪ For wanting to hold her tight ♪ 636 00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:33,038 ♪ I've tried so hard to convince myself ♪ 637 00:21:33,121 --> 00:21:36,667 ♪ That this feeling just can't be right ♪ 638 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,294 ♪ I'm telling you ♪ 639 00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:42,381 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 640 00:21:42,464 --> 00:21:46,469 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 641 00:21:46,552 --> 00:21:50,556 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 642 00:21:50,639 --> 00:21:53,726 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪