1 00:00:01,159 --> 00:00:03,704 -I don't know her name. -That tracks. 2 00:00:03,787 --> 00:00:06,623 We gain nothing if we return home untested. 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:10,127 I want at least one really good battle for my men. 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,379 One really good fight. 5 00:00:12,462 --> 00:00:13,964 Careful what you wish for. 6 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,382 I've been following the Northern Ontario 7 00:00:15,465 --> 00:00:18,301 Senior Hockey Organization for quite some time now, 8 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:20,470 -and they battle here. -Yeah? 9 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:21,888 They fight. 10 00:00:21,971 --> 00:00:24,140 We are not scared of them. 11 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,727 Hear that, Shoresy? They're not scared of you. 12 00:00:32,357 --> 00:00:35,068 ♪ Uncover me my precious sweet ♪ 13 00:00:35,151 --> 00:00:37,111 ♪ Hallowed hide ♪ 14 00:00:37,695 --> 00:00:42,450 ♪ My disbelief in the unseen shadows hide ♪ 15 00:00:43,034 --> 00:00:45,537 ♪ I found my place in the garden ♪ 16 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,832 ♪ Among the snakes in the darkness ♪ 17 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,418 ♪ My desperate for belonging ♪ 18 00:00:51,501 --> 00:00:54,087 ♪ Above the stakes ♪ 19 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,798 ♪ I found my place in the madness ♪ 20 00:00:56,881 --> 00:00:59,384 ♪ I seek a way through the labyrinth ♪ 21 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:02,262 ♪ Open the gate silver platters ♪ 22 00:01:02,345 --> 00:01:05,098 ♪ I'm gonna take ♪ 23 00:01:05,181 --> 00:01:10,102 ♪ I found my place in the darkness ♪ 24 00:01:27,162 --> 00:01:29,664 ♪ I found my place in the garden ♪ 25 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:30,957 ♪ Among ♪ 26 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:38,423 Six o'clock in the morning!? 27 00:01:38,506 --> 00:01:39,633 Or ten o'clock at night. 28 00:01:39,716 --> 00:01:41,551 We've got the European All-Stars in town 29 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,220 and the only ice you've got for us 30 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,679 is six o'clock in the morning? 31 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:46,723 -Or ten o'clock at night? -What the fuck is that? 32 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,767 When the NOSHO folded, I told you we'd have to give 33 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:50,477 your weekly ice times to someone else. 34 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,187 -Yeah. -And that once it was gone, 35 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:53,563 it would be really hard to get back. 36 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:54,773 -Yeah. -But you still assumed 37 00:01:54,856 --> 00:01:56,733 that you could get your old ice times back 38 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:57,901 at the drop of a hat? 39 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,152 Yeah. 40 00:01:59,569 --> 00:02:01,488 I know you guys have deep roots in the arena, 41 00:02:01,571 --> 00:02:02,906 but this is a community centre. 42 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,076 We house major junior hockey, semi-pro basketball. 43 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,702 We just took on an entire church league. 44 00:02:07,785 --> 00:02:09,788 The one that got banned from the outdoor rink in Westmount? 45 00:02:09,871 --> 00:02:11,373 Yeah. Those guys play like psychos. 46 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:13,375 But they have ice and we don't? 47 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:14,668 Community centre. 48 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:17,421 Oh my God, did she just repeat community centre 49 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:18,714 with added emphasis on... 50 00:02:18,797 --> 00:02:20,632 We have hockey, we have basketball, 51 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:23,135 we have musical touring acts that we can't just bump. 52 00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:24,928 -Like who? -April Lavigne. 53 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,221 Avril Lavigne? 54 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:28,890 April. It's a tribute act. 55 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:32,227 National champs and now we're backseat to cover bands. 56 00:02:32,894 --> 00:02:35,605 I want to do a warm-up game against the Apeldoorns. 57 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:39,109 Is six o'clock in the morning the only option for that too? 58 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,110 Or ten o'clock at night. 59 00:02:41,736 --> 00:02:43,613 Fuckin' terrible call. 60 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,574 Oh, you wanna talk about a terrible call? 61 00:02:45,657 --> 00:02:48,076 Your mom FaceTimed me when I was watching videos 62 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:49,536 on my phone with Liam's mom. 63 00:02:49,619 --> 00:02:51,455 Should download Duolingo on there for when the Euros 64 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,373 skate circles around ya in six languages. 65 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:55,417 Heard the EU's game plan. Fee, fi, fo, fum, 66 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,252 stick it straight up Shoresy's bum. 67 00:02:57,335 --> 00:02:59,171 EU outscored opponents 71-9 68 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:00,756 but here come the NOSHO North Stars. 69 00:03:00,839 --> 00:03:02,090 -Woo! -Woo! 70 00:03:02,173 --> 00:03:03,341 You're just old as fuck, eh? 71 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:04,634 Gonna get us kicked out of NATO 72 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:06,094 for not contributing anything on defence. 73 00:03:06,177 --> 00:03:07,471 What's up later? Put on a ball game, 74 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,139 -fall asleep in the recliner? -Anything concerning 75 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,223 come up in your bloodwork, or what? 76 00:03:10,306 --> 00:03:11,683 Get into any good soups lately? 77 00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:12,976 Let's loosen that up a bit bud. 78 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,352 I know circulation's a problem at your age. 79 00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:16,188 You a bisque or a chowder guy? 80 00:03:16,271 --> 00:03:17,522 Want me to show you how to enlarge 81 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:19,149 the font size on your phone, you old fart? 82 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,192 -Oh, I'm old. -What? 83 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,526 I didn't wanna tell you this, Cor. 84 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:23,612 I knew your mom was old, but did you know that she lost 85 00:03:23,695 --> 00:03:24,613 her virginity at the Calgary Olympics? 86 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:26,114 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Which is crazy 87 00:03:26,197 --> 00:03:28,492 'cause Liam's mom lost hers to a luger in Lillehammer. 88 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,452 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fuck you, Liam. 89 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:32,996 Your mom calls me Daddy so much I feel like I should be 90 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,707 taking you out to the yard to throw the old pig skin around. 91 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,626 -Fuck you. -Don't talk to your father like that. 92 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,795 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Uh-oh, smells like your mom 93 00:03:39,878 --> 00:03:41,505 washed your jersey with our bedsheets. 94 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,006 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fucked your mom 95 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,842 on your 101 Dalmatians bedsheets last night, Liam. 96 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,345 -Fuck you. -Yeah, she was Dalmatian 102. 97 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,347 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fuck you, Cory. 98 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,349 I bench pressed your mom 40 reps. 99 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,934 Now she wants me to do it all the time. 100 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:55,894 I'm like, leave me alone, my ice cream's melting. 101 00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:58,647 -Fuck you. -Your mom says come to the bedroom, I'm horny. 102 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,899 I go in there, she's eating sunflower seeds. 103 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:03,110 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fuck you, Cory. 104 00:04:03,193 --> 00:04:04,820 I get it, your mom loves body shots, 105 00:04:04,903 --> 00:04:07,364 but not at Chuck E Cheese. Like, have some decorum. 106 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,990 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fuck you, Liam. 107 00:04:09,073 --> 00:04:11,451 I told your mom Cory's mom could open a pop-off 108 00:04:11,534 --> 00:04:13,662 with her teeth so she learned how to open a twist off 109 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:15,622 with her twat. Fuck you, Shoresy. 110 00:04:15,705 --> 00:04:18,458 Fuck you, Cory. Your mom sticks so many toys up her ass, 111 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,127 I call her anal fissure price. 112 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:21,503 Hey Liam, can you give your mom 113 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:23,130 her heartworm medication for me? 114 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:24,548 But make sure you wrap it in a treat 115 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,049 or she'll spit it right back out. 116 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,300 I hope the EU kills you guys. 117 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:28,677 I didn't wanna tell you this, Liam, 118 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,304 but I just found out your mom's got more kills than me. 119 00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:32,264 Fuck you! 120 00:04:32,347 --> 00:04:33,849 I'm not having a good day. 121 00:04:33,932 --> 00:04:34,850 Fair warning. 122 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:36,893 Tomorrow night we play a warm-up game 123 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:37,853 against the Apeldoorns. 124 00:04:37,936 --> 00:04:39,271 Don't wear that stupid tracksuit, slut. 125 00:04:39,354 --> 00:04:40,564 There's only eight Apeldoorns. 126 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:41,731 Sixteen on the roster. 127 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,650 Well then, what big Dutch farm boys 128 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:46,027 are they bringin' to the 'Bur? Blankenbiller? 129 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,237 -No. -Klumpenhouwer? 130 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,363 -No. -De Bardeladen? 131 00:04:48,446 --> 00:04:49,573 -No. -Schowengerdtner? 132 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,158 -No. -Van Zandermeulen? 133 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,659 -No. -De Rentmeester? 134 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:54,286 -No. -Van Benschoten? 135 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:55,328 No. 136 00:04:55,411 --> 00:04:56,496 Well then they must be bringing 137 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:58,331 -Sollenbergerstadt. -Why do you care? 138 00:04:58,414 --> 00:04:59,583 Because I'm the fuckin' coach, idiot. 139 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,209 You're not the coach until you actually 140 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:02,210 coach, idiot. 141 00:05:02,293 --> 00:05:03,045 Fuck you Ziig, 142 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,129 you fuckin' ovulater. 143 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:05,672 None of those guys are on the list. 144 00:05:05,755 --> 00:05:07,090 Well then, who are they bringin'? 145 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,216 -Berkenbosch. -No. 146 00:05:08,299 --> 00:05:09,259 -Van den Heide. -No. 147 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:10,177 -Meulenbelt. -No. 148 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,219 -Baarsma. -No. 149 00:05:11,302 --> 00:05:12,345 -Engelbrecht. -No. 150 00:05:12,428 --> 00:05:13,388 -Nieuwenkamp. -No! 151 00:05:13,471 --> 00:05:14,514 -Westhuizen. -No! 152 00:05:14,597 --> 00:05:16,308 -Van Amelsvoort. -Fuck no! 153 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:17,768 -Why not? -'Cause those are the smallest 154 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,395 Dutchmen in the north. We need big fuckin' tree-like 155 00:05:20,478 --> 00:05:21,646 Dutchmen if we're gonna be ready 156 00:05:21,729 --> 00:05:23,940 for the fuckin' redwoods on the EU. 157 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:24,941 Then who, slut? 158 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,319 -Du Kneynsberg. -Yup. 159 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:28,570 -Maarschalkerweerd. -Yup. 160 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:29,946 -Boekbinder. -Yup. 161 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,239 -Donkervoort. -Yup. 162 00:05:31,322 --> 00:05:32,491 Stamsnider. Yup. 163 00:05:32,574 --> 00:05:33,742 Prinsen Geerlig. Yup. 164 00:05:33,825 --> 00:05:35,160 Swellengrebel. Yup. 165 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:36,787 -And Heemskirk. -Done. 166 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,497 -Who they got in net? -Boomsma. 167 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,623 See if you can get Jonker. 168 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,041 Deal, if you don't wear the tracksuit. 169 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:42,542 Just get the boys gelling 170 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:43,960 for the main event in a couple nights. 171 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,420 Done. Get your legs under ya 172 00:05:45,503 --> 00:05:46,797 for the game with the Apeldoorns but keep plenty 173 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,590 -in the tank for the EU. -Duh. 174 00:05:48,673 --> 00:05:51,093 And please don't wear that tracksuit, seriously. 175 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,427 I won't. 176 00:05:52,844 --> 00:05:55,722 Okay. Game starts at ten PM sharp. 177 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,099 Looking forward to it. That'll be all. 178 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,433 We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks very much. 179 00:05:58,516 --> 00:06:00,060 -Wait. -What? 180 00:06:00,143 --> 00:06:01,686 Huh? Huh? 181 00:06:01,769 --> 00:06:02,771 What are you talking about? 182 00:06:02,854 --> 00:06:04,439 She said that'll be all, slut. 183 00:06:04,522 --> 00:06:06,483 -Game starts at ten PM? -Yeah. 184 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:07,859 What fuckin' hockey game 185 00:06:07,942 --> 00:06:11,697 that isn't div 22 beer league starts at ten PM? 186 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,740 The NOSHO vs the Apeldoorns and then the EU. 187 00:06:13,823 --> 00:06:15,325 -Are you fuckin' deaf? -Nat! 188 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,035 I told you I wasn't having a good day. 189 00:06:17,118 --> 00:06:18,912 Why isn't the game starting 'til ten PM? 190 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:20,995 Because that's all the city would give us. 191 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,668 That's all the city would give us? 192 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,463 Ten o'clock at night? 193 00:06:28,546 --> 00:06:30,215 Or six o'clock in the morning. 194 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,969 We've been here for like 50 years. 195 00:06:34,052 --> 00:06:36,221 -When the NOSHO folded... -We set league records. 196 00:06:36,304 --> 00:06:39,015 -This is a community centre. -We just won the country here. 197 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,517 It's not just the other sports teams, 198 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,644 -it's a whole rig-a-marole. -And now we can't get 199 00:06:42,727 --> 00:06:45,897 a 7:30 start on a Sudbury Saturday night? 200 00:06:47,565 --> 00:06:50,402 There's musical acts they just can't bump. 201 00:06:50,485 --> 00:06:52,779 -Like who? -April Lavigne. 202 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,740 Avril Lavigne? 203 00:06:54,823 --> 00:06:55,782 April. 204 00:06:57,158 --> 00:06:58,618 It's a tribute act. 205 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:11,882 I'm Jory Jordan and this is the Sudbury Kids Sport Report 206 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,925 Europa Edition. I'm here with EU All-Stars 207 00:07:14,008 --> 00:07:16,970 Carl Cederstrom, Gabo Ruzicka, and Aki Hakohrju. 208 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:19,806 A Swede, a Finn, and a Slovak walk into a bar... 209 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:22,434 And they're glad it's not a restaurant, 210 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:23,769 'cause the food over there sucks. 211 00:07:23,852 --> 00:07:25,353 Carl, you're an NHL drafted Swedish goalie 212 00:07:25,436 --> 00:07:26,646 with an Olympic gold medal. 213 00:07:26,729 --> 00:07:28,565 You're battle tested in high-pressure situations. 214 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,025 How does it feel playing in Sudbury, Ontario 215 00:07:30,108 --> 00:07:31,860 with nothing on the line whatsoever? 216 00:07:31,943 --> 00:07:33,779 -Ya, thank you. -You're from Stockholm, 217 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,655 a place famous for the syndrome that keeps victims attached 218 00:07:35,738 --> 00:07:37,699 to their captors. How's your wife, by the way? 219 00:07:37,782 --> 00:07:39,284 -Ya. -Let's go to Gabo. 220 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,578 Slovakia's known for churning out lumbering defencemen 221 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,954 like Zdeno Chara and Erik Cernak. 222 00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:44,623 You're a towering blue-liner yourself. 223 00:07:44,706 --> 00:07:46,083 Describe for me the sense of pride that brings you 224 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,418 in a country otherwise known for nothing at all. 225 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,587 -Yes. -Slovakia borders Czechia 226 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,922 and Slovenia. Tell me, 227 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,840 which one's home to Count Chocula? 228 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,093 And finally, Aki Hakohrju. 229 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,845 Aki, hey, how are you? Happy, are you? 230 00:07:58,928 --> 00:08:00,806 Aki, Finland's famous for its saunas, 231 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,766 and infamous for its alcoholism. Tell me, 232 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:05,018 what generation booze bag are you? 233 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:07,437 We got a fan question from all the way in Gothenburg. 234 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,814 Anders Forsling asks, 235 00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:10,565 how many Finnish lagers does it take to accept 236 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,358 Sweden's dominance over you? 237 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,112 Last question here, guys, and we'll get you guys on your way. 238 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,780 The NOSHO North Stars will first face off 239 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:18,615 against the eight Apeldoorn brothers from Timmins. 240 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,325 Will you tune in to see the result of generations 241 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:21,410 and generations of inbreeding, 242 00:08:21,493 --> 00:08:23,245 or do you see enough of that at home? 243 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,163 I'm Jory Jordan with the Sudbury Kids Sport Report 244 00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:27,082 Europa Edition reminding you that "Nordic" 245 00:08:27,165 --> 00:08:29,167 is just a letter or two away from "no dick." 246 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:33,338 "(by Salute playing)" 247 00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:39,928 -Ten o'clock at night? -Or six o'clock in the morning. 248 00:08:40,011 --> 00:08:41,972 Well, I never heard nothin' so bad as that. 249 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,306 Settle down. 250 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,933 We don't got our regular time, 251 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:46,518 we don't got our regular room. 252 00:08:46,601 --> 00:08:47,936 Don't shoot the messenger, Hitch. 253 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:49,979 After doin' so good as what we done. 254 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,399 We did unbelievable. 255 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,276 Enough to make ya fall on your knees, b'y. 256 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,485 Okay, handsome man. 257 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,779 Lordy jumpin' Josephina. 258 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:00,531 No, this is no good anyway, b'ys. 259 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,541 -What? -You're not pissing. 260 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:52,751 Why are you mad, bro? 261 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,127 'Cause I was gonna come up behind you 262 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:56,129 -and bash your head off the wall. -While I was pissing? 263 00:09:56,212 --> 00:09:58,840 -Yeah it's called a potty kiss. -That's psycho, dude. 264 00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:01,176 Well, that's what I have to do to win fights, fight dirty. 265 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,637 -You wanna fight me? -Guess I have to now. 266 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,180 -Let's go outside. -No, let's stay in here. 267 00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:06,640 You want to fight in the bathroom? 268 00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:08,433 Yeah, less room for you to use your reach. 269 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,142 Less people to see me get pumped. 270 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,439 -Oops. -Melanie? 271 00:10:14,522 --> 00:10:16,024 -Melodie. -Wrong door. 272 00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:17,901 -No, stay. -I'm not banging you 273 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,069 with someone else in here. 274 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,737 Oh, I thought you were just friends. 275 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,572 -Dolo and I... -I don't care what you are. 276 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,032 -It's none of my business. -You're right. 277 00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:25,992 And who can keep up with you weirdos, anyway. 278 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:28,036 -He wants to fight me. -You want to fight him? 279 00:10:28,119 --> 00:10:29,746 Well, it's not gonna be much of a fight. 280 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,248 -He's a fuckin' giraffe. -Why? 281 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,958 'Cause I want our dressing room back. 282 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,043 If you win the fight, you get your dressing room back? 283 00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:37,629 I'm not gonna win the fight. He's a fuckin' brontosaurus! 284 00:10:37,712 --> 00:10:39,381 -You want the room? -The room, 285 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,966 like it's not our fuckin' room. 286 00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,426 -Come to a game. -What game? 287 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,301 -Our game. -Huh? 288 00:10:43,384 --> 00:10:44,802 Sudbury 5. 289 00:10:45,803 --> 00:10:47,681 You're called the Sudbury 5? 290 00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:49,724 -Yeah. -So dumb. 291 00:10:49,807 --> 00:10:51,560 -What? -The Sudbury 5 sounds like 292 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,645 what a newspaper would call, like, some fuckin' 293 00:10:53,728 --> 00:10:55,313 killers awaiting trial. 294 00:10:55,396 --> 00:10:56,815 -No, it doesn't. -It does a bit. 295 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:57,983 The Sudbury 5 sounds like 296 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,193 some fuckin' bodies pulled from a lake. 297 00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:02,070 Look we haven't won anything yet. 298 00:11:02,153 --> 00:11:03,613 -People here don't care about us. -Well, 299 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:06,074 one does by the looks of it. But you guys have won. 300 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:08,452 People know you, people love you. 301 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,079 If they see you out supporting us, they'll care. 302 00:11:13,748 --> 00:11:15,375 Good deal, Shoresy. 303 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,961 I'll ask Santiago and Jorge to give the room 304 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,088 a good once over before you go in. 305 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:22,174 You mean Santiago and "George?" 306 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:23,842 -It's Jorge. -I thought it was, like, 307 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,510 George but spelled with a J. 308 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:26,928 You're an idiot. 309 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:31,099 You know their names, eh? 310 00:11:31,182 --> 00:11:33,893 Trying to build a winning culture here, man. 311 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,565 -Deal. -Deal. 312 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:39,816 You got us the room. 313 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,109 That's wonderful. 314 00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:42,778 That will be very nice for everyone. 315 00:11:42,861 --> 00:11:44,154 Why are you talking about it 316 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,697 like it's bringing a box of Timbits 317 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,324 to a fuckin' bible study? 318 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,700 But the game will no longer be played at ten PM. 319 00:11:49,951 --> 00:11:52,079 -Then when? -The only other option, idiot. 320 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:53,955 Six AM? Six AM? 321 00:11:54,038 --> 00:11:55,707 -There's not enough players. -The Apeldoorns 322 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,084 can't make a ten PM game? 323 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,294 The Apeldoorns can. It's the other guys. 324 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,214 Holy fuck! 325 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,299 You wanted Du Kneynsberg, Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, 326 00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:05,801 Donkervoort, Stamsnider, Prinsen Geerlig, 327 00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:07,260 -Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. -Yeah. 328 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:09,471 -Then it's six AM. -I don't wanna play at six AM. 329 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,223 Then you shouldn't have said no to Berkenbosch, 330 00:12:11,306 --> 00:12:12,849 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 331 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,559 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen, and Van Amelsvoort. 332 00:12:14,642 --> 00:12:16,269 -What about the usual guys? -Who? 333 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:17,979 Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, 334 00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:20,023 Van Zandermeulen, De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, 335 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,483 -and Sollenbergerstadt. -They couldn't play 336 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,193 at ten PM or six AM. 337 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,570 -So it's fuckin' six AM? -If you want Du Kneynsberg, 338 00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:27,948 Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, Donkervoort, Stamsnider, 339 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:29,700 Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. 340 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,493 No one wants to play at six AM. 341 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,161 Then you shouldn't have said no to Berkenbosch, 342 00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:34,871 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 343 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,498 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen, and Van Amelsvoort! 344 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,667 And you're sure you can't get the other guys? 345 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,252 The other guys as in the usual guys? 346 00:12:40,335 --> 00:12:42,003 Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, 347 00:12:42,086 --> 00:12:44,131 Van Zandermeulen, De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, 348 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:46,258 -and Sollenbergerstadt. -You said Berkenbosch, 349 00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:48,051 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 350 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,636 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen and Van Amelsvoort 351 00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:51,138 -were too small. -Yeah. 352 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,556 You asked for bigger guys: Du Kneynsberg, 353 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,808 Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, Donkervoort, Stamsnider, 354 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,685 Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. 355 00:12:56,768 --> 00:12:58,103 -Yeah. -If that's who you want... 356 00:12:58,186 --> 00:13:00,188 Yeah, if we can't get Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, 357 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:02,274 De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, Van Zandermeulen, 358 00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:05,277 De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, and Sollenbergerstadt. 359 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,486 We can't. 360 00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:10,281 See you at six AM. 361 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,909 Don't worry, he's just working a bit late. 362 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,077 Yeah, he texted me. 363 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,912 Call if he isn't home in a half hour. 364 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,372 I can never get the TV working. 365 00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,875 He'll be there soon. Okay. Good night. 366 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,084 Love you. Love you. 367 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,753 Night, big boy! Night, Shoresy. 368 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,712 Night. 369 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,215 So they gave away your dressing room. 370 00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:29,009 -Mm-hmm. -They gave away your ice times. 371 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,552 -Yup. -But Nat still gets to keep 372 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,095 her office? How do you figure? 373 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,055 'Cause broads get whatever they want these days. 374 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,057 -Don't you read the news? -Shit end of the stick 375 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,059 for Jill in all this. 376 00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:38,477 She had to come in and say, 377 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,687 "So your league folded, welp, get the fuck outta here." 378 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,105 Someone had to break it to us. 379 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,732 She's pretty hot, eh? 380 00:13:43,815 --> 00:13:45,150 What do you wanna do about it? 381 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,319 That rink isn't even gonna be there that much longer, 382 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:49,988 ever think about that? Don't be a bully. 383 00:13:50,071 --> 00:13:51,656 Life goes on. 384 00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,036 Just didn't think they'd forget about us this fast. 385 00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:57,245 Well, you'd better get over it. 386 00:13:57,328 --> 00:13:59,539 You've got a game to play in like five hours. 387 00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:03,001 You wanna get under the covers? 388 00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,589 I don't think I can tonight. 389 00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:11,092 Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. 390 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,429 Got a lot on my mind, you know? 391 00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,431 I feel so ugly right now. 392 00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:29,027 ♪ Here we go yo, here we go yo ♪ 393 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,363 ♪ So what, so what so what's the scenario ♪ 394 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,031 You were serious about that track suit, eh? 395 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,200 -It's a serious track suit. -I said not to wear it, 396 00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:36,576 -and you said... -It's a different tracksuit. 397 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,328 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. It's lighter. 398 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,539 -That's hibiscus blue. -This is a dark Celeste. 399 00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:41,957 -Ya think? -And the last one 400 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,251 -was a robin's egg blue. -It's a bleu de France. 401 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,877 -So dumb. -Looks more like 402 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,046 -a Laguna teal to me. -Is everybody here? 403 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,673 -Everyone except Delaney. -Huh? 404 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,090 Yo! 405 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,342 You're late! 406 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,969 I'm right on time, cappy-tan. 407 00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:55,637 If you're not ten minutes early, you're late. 408 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,805 He smells like a distillery. 409 00:14:56,888 --> 00:14:58,181 You smell like the beer store. 410 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,724 He smells fuckin' disgusting. 411 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:00,976 Everything alright here, Shoresy? 412 00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,269 Oh what, you never seen a stripper 413 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:03,728 at a hockey game before, Kyle? 414 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,188 Once in the Soo, actually. 415 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,065 -Have you even slept? -I'll sleep when I'm dead. 416 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:08,400 Get the fuck outta here, Delaney. 417 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:09,818 -Fuck you, Shoresy. -Fuckin' loser. 418 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,903 I fought three basketball players to be on this team. 419 00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:13,697 Playing guilty is a performance enhancer. 420 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,157 -I like this guy. -Just say bye 421 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,284 -to your friends and get dressed. -I still owe them 80 bucks 422 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,619 and well, they have to stay with me 'til I've paid them. 423 00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:20,871 Oh, my God. 424 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,998 Well, don't give him money. He's not gonna learn anything. 425 00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,249 Then what do you wanna do? 426 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,042 They have to stay with him 'til he's paid them? 427 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,503 -Yep. -Then they stay with him. 428 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,506 I'll give ya 80 bucks for a goal. Go get dressed. 429 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:34,551 -With them? -No, with SpongeBob SquarePants. 430 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,760 Go get fuckin' dressed. 431 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,973 Yo, the Apeldoorns don't have a goalie. 432 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,309 -Where's Jonker? -Couldn't get out of chores. 433 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:43,727 -And Boomsma? -He's the one who wouldn't 434 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,896 -let Jonker out of chores. -Well did ya try calling... 435 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,314 Everyone, yes. No one picked up. 436 00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:48,732 -No one? -It's five in the fuckin' 437 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,735 morning, slut. And what's with the pastel rain blue? 438 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,111 What is it? 439 00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:54,946 -It's bluebonnet. -Fine, our back-up 440 00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,573 -plays with the Apeldoorns. -No, he's too small. 441 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,200 We need someone big like the EU goalie. 442 00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,868 Why? Practice how you play. 443 00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:01,536 Might not play at all. 444 00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:05,082 Cederstrom's here. 445 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,583 Well, we can't ask the EU goalie to play 446 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,919 for the Apeldoorns at the warm-up game. 447 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,796 -You need a big goalie. -Yeah. 448 00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,380 There's one right there. 449 00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,175 Cederstrom! 450 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,220 Cederstrom. 451 00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:20,138 His English is bad. Speak to me. 452 00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:21,723 -We don't have a goalie. -In Finland, 453 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,309 it's polite to introduce yourself before you speak. 454 00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:26,228 -Fuck outta here. -I'm Shoresy. This is my brother Mo. 455 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:27,896 -Teppo Maki. -Tuna maki. 456 00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:29,731 I coach the EU. Sushi maki. 457 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,818 This is Carl Cederstrom, Gabo Ruzicka, and Aki Hakohrju. 458 00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:35,570 You don't have a goalie? 459 00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:38,073 No, we have a goalie. The other team doesn't. 460 00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:39,574 -Okay. -So, if we don't find a goalie, 461 00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:41,326 -we can't play. -Put your back-up in. 462 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,078 He's like 5'5". Yes. 463 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:44,913 So, Cederstrom's like 6'8". 464 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,331 2.03 metres, yes. 465 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:48,083 We want our guys shooting on a big boy. 466 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,959 -Why? -Practice how you play. 467 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,586 What if he gets hurt? 468 00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:53,964 -He won't get hurt. -What if you get hurt? 469 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,549 -Yes, thank you. -Look, we'll... 470 00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:56,967 We won't touch him. 471 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,427 We'll test him, but we won't touch him. 472 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,429 This would be a foolish decision. 473 00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:01,763 You said you wanted a challenge. 474 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,098 -Yes. -You said you gain nothing 475 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:04,724 if you go home untested. Yes. 476 00:17:04,807 --> 00:17:07,268 Put the big boy in net. You'll get your test. 477 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:12,107 Your word you won't run him. 478 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,442 This is so fuckin' embarrassing. 479 00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:15,527 -You gonna play him or not? -Your word. 480 00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:18,363 You got it. 481 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:20,782 Uh-huh. 482 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,040 Well, it's six o'clock in the morning. 483 00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:30,125 We're in the Sudbury 5 dressing room. 484 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,752 The other team didn't bring a goalie. 485 00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:33,879 And there's two strippers here. 486 00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:35,172 Put your fuckin' hand down Delaney, 487 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,011 or I'll boot ya straight in the head. 488 00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:40,469 Now, we got that big cunt Cederstrom in net tonight. 489 00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:43,180 -This morning. -Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 490 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,473 Let's put... 491 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,520 Sorry. 492 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,651 Let's put a ton of rubber on Cederstrom. 493 00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:58,320 I wanna see him going down-up, down-up, 494 00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,322 -down-up all day. -I don't care if he's got 495 00:18:00,405 --> 00:18:02,449 an Olympic gold cock, he gets tired like the rest of us. 496 00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,701 Yeah, wear him out. He'll start makin' mistakes. 497 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,621 -Hit him with a ton of shots. -Yes, but under no circumstances 498 00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:10,540 do you hit him with your stick or your body. 499 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:14,002 All right? No fuckin' digging out pucks, 500 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,670 no short cuts through the crease, 501 00:18:15,753 --> 00:18:18,340 no forechecking him hard when he's behind the net. 502 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:21,176 Do not touch him. Not this game. 503 00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:22,844 -Hmm. -Who said that? 504 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,933 Well don't everybody all answer at once. 505 00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:29,768 -Sylvestri. -Huh? 506 00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:31,019 -It was Sly. -Him? 507 00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:32,938 -Yeah. -The Jims are tattlers, eh? 508 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,231 -You said "hmm?" -I did. 509 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,607 -Huh? -I said "hmm." 510 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,776 -Why'd you say "hmm?" -I might run him. 511 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,194 But I just said don't run him. 512 00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:40,362 Still, I might run him. 513 00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:41,780 But I just said don't run him. 514 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,657 I can't help myself. Sometimes it just happens. 515 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:47,285 Well, it's not as if it's fuckin' premature ejaculation. 516 00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:48,870 I know sitting here right now, I shouldn't, 517 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,288 but put a hockey stick in my hand, 518 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,420 and I become a completely different person. 519 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,045 I'd argue, but The Great One himself 520 00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:59,381 acknowledged people like you. To me. 521 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:01,383 When I met him. Wayne Gretzky. 522 00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:03,843 A gentleman. As you'd expect. 523 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,596 Now, for the rest of you... 524 00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:10,142 Use this game to play your roles. 525 00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:11,601 Do what you do best. 526 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,979 Cuz, you're gonna have to do it your absolute best 527 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:15,689 if we're going to beat the Euros. 528 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,566 -What do you think, Mo? -Keep it simple. 529 00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:20,068 -How do we that, Dolo? -Kill some guys. 530 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:21,611 -Goody? -Score some goals. 531 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,613 -What do you think, Hitch? -Make sure they never forgets 532 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,240 -who we are, b'ys. -Boys, we're gonna have 533 00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:27,367 -the Euros in the stands tonight. -It's this morning. 534 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,285 -Shut the fuck up, Michaels. -Okay. 535 00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:31,163 Let's make sure they know 536 00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:33,582 what they're in for next game. All right? 537 00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:35,292 -Yeah. -Let's show 'em who we are. 538 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,377 -Yeah. -All right? Let's fuckin' go. 539 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,087 Here we go, boys! 540 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,298 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 541 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,341 -Ice isn't ready. -What? 542 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:44,968 The tractor hasn't even gone on yet. 543 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,261 It's like five to six. 544 00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:47,721 Well, Kev doesn't get in 'til six. 545 00:19:47,804 --> 00:19:48,972 Fuck. 546 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,391 Well, how much time do we have? 547 00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:52,601 -I'd say ten minutes. -Huh? 548 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:55,478 -I'd say a good ten minutes. -Hmm. 549 00:23:35,990 --> 00:23:37,951 Nail biter. Barn burner. 550 00:23:38,034 --> 00:23:40,537 Could only get one in on the Apeldoorns. 551 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,373 Nothing to see here. Everything's fine. 552 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,833 Would have loved to give the hometown fans 553 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:47,627 -something to cheer for. -Oh, quit whining. Get over it. 554 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:48,837 They were electric. 555 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,797 Who do you expect to come to a six AM game? 556 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,299 -Someone. -An exhibition game. 557 00:23:52,382 --> 00:23:53,592 -One or two people. -Really? 558 00:23:53,675 --> 00:23:56,470 Yes, I expected one or two. 559 00:23:56,553 --> 00:23:58,012 But no one. 560 00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:01,891 Just like that, we're history. 561 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,354 We won't be playing the EU here. 562 00:24:06,437 --> 00:24:08,565 -What? -Not at six AM or ten PM, 563 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,775 that's for damn sure. 564 00:24:09,858 --> 00:24:12,569 -Well then where? -I'll figure something out. 565 00:24:14,529 --> 00:24:16,656 Go home and get out of that stupid track suit. 566 00:24:16,739 --> 00:24:18,533 -It's iconic. -Put on something nice 567 00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:20,619 -for the Sudbury 5 game. -Oh, for fuck's sake. 568 00:24:20,702 --> 00:24:22,496 Time to hold up your end of the bargain, coach. 569 00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:24,039 -Not tonight. -Come on. 570 00:24:24,122 --> 00:24:25,332 The Sudbury 5 sounds like 571 00:24:25,415 --> 00:24:27,584 a fuckin' motel attached to a gas station. 572 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,669 Let's just get it over with. 573 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,051 Told you they'd have a good crowd. 574 00:24:36,134 --> 00:24:37,886 Something to remind you of the good old days. 575 00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,554 Yeah, just like old times. 576 00:24:39,637 --> 00:24:41,389 Thanks for ditching the cornflower blue. 577 00:24:41,472 --> 00:24:42,766 It's ultramarine. 578 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,102 Hey, it's the Bulldogs. 579 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:46,061 Yeah, boys! 580 00:24:46,144 --> 00:24:49,563 Let's go! Smash the EU! You know what to do! 581 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:16,633 There they are. 582 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,927 Forgot to tell you. 583 00:25:19,677 --> 00:25:21,388 I found us a venue for the game. 584 00:25:21,471 --> 00:25:22,972 What rink? 585 00:25:23,431 --> 00:25:25,225 An outdoor one. 586 00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:21,322 Difuze