1 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,799 I'm Jory Jordan, 2 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,467 and this is the Sudbury Kids Sport Report On Location. 3 00:01:10,468 --> 00:01:12,344 I'm here with former Bulldog number 69 Shore, 4 00:01:12,345 --> 00:01:14,723 fresh off a narrow win over the Apeldoorn's from Timmins. 5 00:01:15,056 --> 00:01:17,349 Well, you knocked off Donkervoort and Swellengrebel. 6 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:19,352 Who's next, Dumbledore and Scrappy-Doo? 7 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:21,645 No answer, eh? Think you're hot shit 8 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:24,023 cuz you beat a team of guys named by Dr. Seuss? 9 00:01:24,024 --> 00:01:25,190 It's good to be with you, Shoresy. 10 00:01:25,191 --> 00:01:26,525 You've got the EU All-Stars on deck here 11 00:01:26,526 --> 00:01:28,360 and you'll no doubt get pumped by a bunch of dudes 12 00:01:28,361 --> 00:01:30,572 wearing tarps that look like coupon books. Care to comment? 13 00:01:31,197 --> 00:01:32,614 Think Gretzky will ever forgive you when he can't 14 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:35,035 show his face at Jari Kurri's Midsommar party this year? 15 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:37,536 They say having a touch of grey is a sign of wisdom, 16 00:01:37,537 --> 00:01:39,079 but how do you think you'll fare having only 17 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,123 a touch of grey matter? 18 00:01:40,498 --> 00:01:42,541 Think your phone would unlock if I used the facial ID 19 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:44,168 function by pointing it at a 14-year-old 20 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:46,338 English Bulldog's butthole or ball sack? 21 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:48,297 Shoresy, the EU's gonna thump you, 22 00:01:48,298 --> 00:01:49,256 it's nothing short of certain, 23 00:01:49,257 --> 00:01:50,674 so, the SKSR asked its listeners 24 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,885 to send us their post-game quotes early. 25 00:01:52,886 --> 00:01:54,303 Connor from Elliot Lake writes, 26 00:01:54,304 --> 00:01:56,388 "Not since I got some ass on my dad's fake grass 27 00:01:56,389 --> 00:01:59,059 have I seen someone get fucked on home turf like that." 28 00:01:59,893 --> 00:02:01,185 Thanks, Con-Man. 29 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:02,436 And Liz from Manitoulin writes, 30 00:02:02,437 --> 00:02:03,520 "Haven't seen anyone get this embarrassed 31 00:02:03,521 --> 00:02:04,938 in their own backyard since my aunt 32 00:02:04,939 --> 00:02:06,566 tried to piss out a bonfire." 33 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:08,817 Okay. 34 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:10,819 Hakohrju, Ruzicka, and Cederstrom. 35 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,029 Is that really the EU roster 36 00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:14,239 or did a cat walk across a keyboard? 37 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,783 Shoresy, how do you navigate your every day emotions 38 00:02:15,784 --> 00:02:17,534 knowing the absolute best your future can offer 39 00:02:17,535 --> 00:02:18,952 is seasonal employment shoveling snow 40 00:02:18,953 --> 00:02:20,579 outside the Rainbow Centre? 41 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:21,705 Oh! 42 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,374 Gotta run, Shoresy. Something important. 43 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,167 Good luck with the EU, coach. 44 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,134 It's a bit smaller 45 00:03:57,135 --> 00:03:59,094 than regulation, but it cleans up nicely. 46 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:00,679 Kev will give the ice surface 47 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,473 some TLC and it'll be just like the rink downtown. 48 00:04:02,474 --> 00:04:05,059 It's nothing like the rink downtown, don't be an idiot. 49 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,435 - Do you hate it? - Mm-mm. 50 00:04:06,436 --> 00:04:08,062 Then say something, slut. 51 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:09,647 Just taking it in. 52 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,024 I love an outdoor rink. 53 00:04:16,112 --> 00:04:17,488 Almost like it's breathing, eh? 54 00:04:17,489 --> 00:04:19,782 No, it's not. Well, all right. 55 00:04:19,783 --> 00:04:20,866 So, you love it? 56 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:22,284 Never played at this one before. 57 00:04:22,285 --> 00:04:24,453 - It's private. - Owned by the Presbyterian Church. 58 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:26,580 Recently vacated. - Is it that one?! 59 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,415 Home of the infamous church league. 60 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,751 This is exactly where this should go down. 61 00:04:30,752 --> 00:04:32,628 There's no dressing rooms here, so the EU will have 62 00:04:32,629 --> 00:04:34,213 to get dressed in the church basement over there, 63 00:04:34,214 --> 00:04:35,673 and we'll have to see if someone living around here 64 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:37,466 will let you guys get dressed in their house. 65 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:38,967 What do you think of that, slut? 66 00:04:38,968 --> 00:04:40,844 I fuckin' love it. 67 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,013 Who's Nat talking to in there? 68 00:04:43,014 --> 00:04:44,348 The church. 69 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:45,432 We really appreciate 70 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,934 this donation from the Bulldogs. 71 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:48,352 The church can definitely use it. 72 00:04:48,353 --> 00:04:50,270 We appreciate you letting us use your rink. 73 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,356 It just sits there now. Someone should use it. 74 00:04:52,357 --> 00:04:54,566 Nat, I don't want to sound like the harpy church lady here, 75 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:57,611 but we don't want a repeat of past mistakes and... 76 00:04:57,612 --> 00:04:59,613 cancelling the church league was ugly for us. 77 00:04:59,614 --> 00:05:01,740 - I saw it on the news. - That story really took on 78 00:05:01,741 --> 00:05:03,450 a life of its own. - They talked about it 79 00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:05,369 on Spittin' Chiclets. - The police were here so much 80 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:07,287 that the players stopped caring that the police were here. 81 00:05:07,288 --> 00:05:09,373 - Those guys play like psychos. - I've heard. 82 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:11,250 Clearly a culture problem with the sport. 83 00:05:11,251 --> 00:05:13,043 - Why do you say that? - If even Christian 84 00:05:13,044 --> 00:05:14,461 hockey players can't behave... 85 00:05:14,462 --> 00:05:16,755 Just... we had members of our own congregation 86 00:05:16,756 --> 00:05:18,465 in cuffs on that bench. - Both benches. 87 00:05:18,466 --> 00:05:20,634 We certainly don't want to be on Skippin' Chiclets again. 88 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:23,762 Zero tolerance policy for fighting. Do you understand? 89 00:05:23,763 --> 00:05:25,556 - Yes. - If it happens, 90 00:05:25,557 --> 00:05:27,851 the police come, and you go. 91 00:05:28,768 --> 00:05:30,437 All right... 92 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:33,063 I'm gonna boot him straight in the head. 93 00:05:33,064 --> 00:05:35,482 - Chill. Chill. - I'm gonna boot him straight in the fuckin'-- 94 00:05:35,483 --> 00:05:36,693 Chill. 95 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,737 So, we're back in the Sudbury 5 dressing room, 96 00:05:39,738 --> 00:05:41,905 but it's a reasonable hour this time, 97 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,450 and there's no strippers here. 98 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,535 I just wanna give a quick stick tap to all the boys 99 00:05:46,536 --> 00:05:48,495 for building a winning culture. 100 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:52,124 Not just with Emily... Aw! 101 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,418 Kev... 102 00:05:54,419 --> 00:05:56,462 Santiago and Jorge... 103 00:05:56,463 --> 00:05:58,839 But for getting involved with youth sports. 104 00:06:02,802 --> 00:06:05,262 And for supporting bums outside the rink. 105 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,558 That's how you build a winning culture. 106 00:06:09,559 --> 00:06:12,061 That's how you do it. 107 00:06:12,062 --> 00:06:14,521 All right, last practice together on deck here, boys. 108 00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:16,273 Yeah, big skate on deck here now. 109 00:06:16,274 --> 00:06:18,150 I want hard passes, calling for pucks, 110 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:19,652 practice how you play. 111 00:06:19,653 --> 00:06:22,279 So, we've got the game with the Euros in a few days. 112 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,783 Wanna make sure everyone's on the same page here. 113 00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:27,661 We're gonna do some real bad shit to those guys. 114 00:06:28,328 --> 00:06:30,287 Don't bring your girls, wait a couple days 115 00:06:30,288 --> 00:06:33,333 before you call your parents. This will be bad. 116 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:34,458 Why, Big Mo? 117 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:36,293 - Pride on the line. - Yes. 118 00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:38,504 They thumped everybody. They won't thump us. 119 00:06:38,505 --> 00:06:40,798 - Yes. - The North American game 120 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:42,842 is not dead. - Yes. 121 00:06:44,552 --> 00:06:47,304 Also, because I told Wayne we'd give him something to watch. 122 00:06:47,305 --> 00:06:49,473 Gretzky. Son of Walter. 123 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:51,684 Brantford, Ontario's very own. 124 00:06:51,685 --> 00:06:56,063 Now, to do what we're gonna do to these Euros, which is... 125 00:06:56,064 --> 00:06:57,481 Some real bad shit. 126 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,650 We need complete faith in each other. 127 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:01,819 We need complete trust in each other. 128 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,197 We need total buy-in from every guy in this room. 129 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:06,865 Every single guy. 130 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:08,200 And, of course, 131 00:07:08,201 --> 00:07:10,536 no hammering ass before the game. 132 00:07:10,537 --> 00:07:12,287 Get it all outta ya now. 133 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:14,456 So, after practice here, any issues you've got 134 00:07:14,457 --> 00:07:18,628 with each other or otherwise, open it up, air it out. 135 00:07:19,337 --> 00:07:20,964 Let's get our house in order. 136 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:24,801 Shoresy. 137 00:07:25,301 --> 00:07:26,468 Hey, Jill. 138 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:28,053 All the boys are coming home for your game. 139 00:07:28,054 --> 00:07:30,514 - Yeah, they told me. - They're all very excited. 140 00:07:30,515 --> 00:07:31,890 Well, they're all acting like girls about it 141 00:07:31,891 --> 00:07:33,892 on the group chat. - They can't wait to see you. 142 00:07:33,893 --> 00:07:36,437 - Well, wait 'til they see this. - I can just imagine. 143 00:07:36,438 --> 00:07:38,480 - Uh-huh. - Laura coming? 144 00:07:38,481 --> 00:07:40,149 - Think so. - How is she? 145 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:42,109 - Good. - You've got a winner there. 146 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:43,485 Yeah, I know. 147 00:07:43,486 --> 00:07:45,404 She was the prettiest girl in high school. 148 00:07:45,405 --> 00:07:47,072 - I believe it. - But she didn't wanna be. 149 00:07:47,073 --> 00:07:49,199 She didn't care. - Still doesn't. 150 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,993 I find that so sexy. 151 00:07:50,994 --> 00:07:54,621 You know... we should all hang out sometime. 152 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:56,582 I haven't seen her in forever. 153 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:58,585 "I haven't seen her in forever." 154 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,836 And then she just messages me on Facebook, 155 00:08:00,837 --> 00:08:02,881 "We should all hang out sometime." 156 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:05,675 I creeped her photos. She's still super hot. 157 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:08,469 Do you think so? 158 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:10,429 I told my friends she looks like Charlize Theron. 159 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,347 What did you say to your friends about it? 160 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:13,891 That a woman sent me a message saying 161 00:08:13,892 --> 00:08:16,436 she wants to hang out with me and my boyfriend. 162 00:08:18,229 --> 00:08:19,396 What do you think about that? 163 00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:20,898 - What do I think about it? - No. 164 00:08:20,899 --> 00:08:22,274 - Huh? - I said to my friends, 165 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,401 "What do you think about that?" - And your friends think... 166 00:08:24,402 --> 00:08:26,278 That Jill wants to have sex with both of us 167 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:27,946 at the same time. 168 00:08:27,947 --> 00:08:29,115 Hmm. 169 00:08:30,158 --> 00:08:31,910 But-- - No, that's it. 170 00:08:33,495 --> 00:08:34,995 - Maybe-- - No, that's it. 171 00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:36,872 - How do ya-- - Because if I sent a woman 172 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:38,624 a message saying I wanted to hang out with her 173 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:39,750 and her boyfriend... - Yeah. 174 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,835 ...it would be to have sex with both of them 175 00:08:41,836 --> 00:08:43,380 at the same time. 176 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:48,175 So, Jill wants to have sex with both of us at the same time. 177 00:08:48,176 --> 00:08:49,552 Hmm. 178 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:52,429 If I wanted to have sex with you and Jill 179 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,223 at the same time... 180 00:08:54,224 --> 00:08:55,140 would you wanna have sex 181 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:56,976 with me and Jill at the same time? 182 00:09:02,148 --> 00:09:05,443 Do you want to have sex with me and Jill at the same time? 183 00:09:08,196 --> 00:09:09,656 What are you doing? 184 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,200 Why are you making that face? - I don't know. 185 00:09:13,201 --> 00:09:14,618 I don't know what's happening. 186 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:16,662 When I was a little boy, my Dad caught me smoking. 187 00:09:16,663 --> 00:09:18,455 So, he went out and bought a pack of Du Mauriers 188 00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:19,999 and made me smoke them 'til I puked. 189 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,001 - You never smoked again? - No, I continued to smoke. 190 00:09:22,002 --> 00:09:24,461 I was gonna say, I had a smoke with you last weekend. 191 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:26,213 In fact, I believe it was that day with my Dad 192 00:09:26,214 --> 00:09:28,090 and the Du Mauriers that I became addicted to smoking. 193 00:09:28,091 --> 00:09:29,800 - You shouldn't smoke. - I've smoked off and on 194 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,135 my whole life. - You wanna smoke now? 195 00:09:31,136 --> 00:09:32,928 - No, thank you. - What's your angle here, Palmer? 196 00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:34,805 Just because that method didn't work for me, 197 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:35,973 doesn't mean it won't work for you. 198 00:09:35,974 --> 00:09:37,850 You want me to smoke 'til I puke? 199 00:09:37,851 --> 00:09:39,643 Smoking's not your poison, young buck. 200 00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:41,645 Your poison is lappies. - Among other things. 201 00:09:41,646 --> 00:09:43,439 - Lap dances? - You love lappies. 202 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,648 Never seen anything like it. 203 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:45,774 But we've got the Euros soon. 204 00:09:45,775 --> 00:09:47,234 And we need your full focus. 205 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:49,069 So, we're gonna put an embargo on lappies after tomorrow. 206 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,821 He's not gonna know what an embargo is. 207 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:52,197 I know what an embargo is. 208 00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:54,033 I only kinda know what an embargo is, truthfully. 209 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:55,701 - It means no lappies, right? - Basically. 210 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,036 I understood it to mean no lappies, yes. 211 00:09:57,037 --> 00:09:59,079 - But after tomorrow, you said? - Yes. 212 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,539 So, you think the solution here is... 213 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:02,082 We get Delaney so many lappies, 214 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:04,418 he isn't even thinking about 'em while we're playing the Euros. 215 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:05,836 - Really? - Yes. 216 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:08,005 - What do you think, Schnurr? - Think it's worth a shot. 217 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,673 Sometimes I think God really sees me. 218 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:10,799 Delaney, when you're ready, 219 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,053 Octavia will meet you in the VIP. 220 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,893 Got 20 bucks? 221 00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:25,564 Get it all outta you now. 222 00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:30,153 Round three, Gord. Let's go. 223 00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:38,952 - Hello, everyone. - Hello. 224 00:10:38,953 --> 00:10:41,246 In an effort to get our house in order before the big game, 225 00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:44,124 we brought you here to clear the air on an outstanding issue. 226 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:47,336 Now, we know this is a sensitive topic. Right, Jim? 227 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,296 - Yeah. - But with everyone's honesty 228 00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:52,174 and cooperation, I think we can find a healthy and amicable 229 00:10:52,175 --> 00:10:54,218 solution for all involved. Jim. 230 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:56,553 - Yeah? - No, that Jim. 231 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,097 What's up, Jim? What's goin' on, buddy? 232 00:10:58,098 --> 00:11:00,057 Jim, me and Jim think you should always follow your heart. 233 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:01,975 - Settle down. - But you followed your heart 234 00:11:01,976 --> 00:11:04,228 to... I don't wanna say a forbidden place. 235 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:06,397 - No. - But close to it. 236 00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:08,065 - Yeah. - Jim and I spent the night 237 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,733 together when I was trying to get back at Goody 238 00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,652 for banging the hockey mom. 239 00:11:11,653 --> 00:11:12,695 We didn't have sex. 240 00:11:12,696 --> 00:11:14,279 - Jim? - It's true. 241 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,823 We didn't go all the way. - Why? 242 00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:17,241 A decision I stand by today. 243 00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:20,202 Goody, Jim, you've both had relationships with Britt. 244 00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:22,705 - They just kissed. - Some people feel that's more powerful. 245 00:11:22,706 --> 00:11:24,289 - No, they don't. - Some people do. 246 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:26,625 Jim and I think you should both make your pitch to Britt 247 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,085 and she decides who she likes better. 248 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,087 - Really? - Yeah. 249 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:32,339 Jim, why don't you begin. 250 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,674 Britt... 251 00:11:33,675 --> 00:11:36,009 Sometimes, I need a map. - Why? 252 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,678 'Cause I get so lost in your eyes. 253 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,221 Unbelievable. 254 00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:41,223 The truth is, I see you, 255 00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:42,766 and I think you're special, 256 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,561 and I just want you to be happy. 257 00:11:44,978 --> 00:11:46,520 If I open my heart to someone, sure 258 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:47,604 it'd be someone like you. 259 00:11:47,605 --> 00:11:50,065 But if you prefer someone like Goody, 260 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:51,525 I'd understand. 261 00:11:51,526 --> 00:11:52,693 That's sweet, Jim. 262 00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:54,611 - Goody? - How's the sex? 263 00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:56,613 - Ten outta ten. - There you go. 264 00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,907 Britt... you have the floor. 265 00:11:58,908 --> 00:12:00,492 Your attention please. 266 00:12:00,493 --> 00:12:02,536 - Big game on deck here, b'ys. - And girls. 267 00:12:02,537 --> 00:12:03,912 It's time to get our house in order. 268 00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:06,457 What's been happening in your relationships, 269 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,459 I don't know what to say for the best. 270 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,294 Maybe there ain't no best to it. 271 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:11,462 Mercedes in particular. 272 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,796 Never heard nothin' so bad as that. 273 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:14,715 - What's he talking about? - You're all in unhealthy 274 00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:17,343 relationships, and we're here to unload that baggage 275 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,427 before you play the Euros. 276 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:19,845 - Query. - What'd you call me? 277 00:12:19,846 --> 00:12:21,638 Why are you two hosting this? 278 00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,390 Because we're in the healthiest relationship. 279 00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,059 - By what metric? - Oh, I think I know 280 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,477 what he's talking about. So, Hitch slept with 281 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:27,811 the hockey mom this summer. And even though 282 00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:29,563 I don't like how I found out about it, 283 00:12:29,564 --> 00:12:31,231 I slept with another dude this summer, 284 00:12:31,232 --> 00:12:32,484 so they cancel each other out. 285 00:12:32,942 --> 00:12:35,527 - And that's healthy? - An eye for an eye, old man. 286 00:12:35,528 --> 00:12:37,237 - Strong as oak. - Dolo? 287 00:12:37,238 --> 00:12:39,114 - What it do? - By now I'm sure you knows 288 00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:40,866 Melodie is also seeing the starting point guard 289 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,910 for the Sudbury 5. Loic. Yes. 290 00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,537 Perhaps you wants to air that out? 291 00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:46,831 For who? For each other. 292 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:48,999 We're in an... open relationship. 293 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,501 Really? Yes. 294 00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,668 That's unconventional. 295 00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:53,004 Not in Québec. 296 00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:54,630 - Oh! - Ah. 297 00:12:54,631 --> 00:12:55,965 Well, that solves that. 298 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:01,346 So, you can bang whoever you want? 299 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,430 You shouldn't kiss and tell. 300 00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:05,432 It's not me. I'm asking for a friend. 301 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,517 - Who? - You don't know him. 302 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:08,268 Who do you know that I don't know? 303 00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:09,687 - Lots of guys. - No. 304 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:12,481 - Okay, it's a girl. - It's a girl? 305 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:13,732 Yeah. 306 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,609 You said this was about having sex with two people 307 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,486 of the opposite sex. - Yeah. 308 00:13:17,487 --> 00:13:18,904 And it's a girl in this situation? 309 00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:20,614 - Yeah. - So, a girl you know 310 00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,449 wants to have sex with two dudes at the same time, 311 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:24,410 and came to you about it? - Yeah. 312 00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:26,203 - For advice? - Yeah. 313 00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:28,831 So, a girl you know came to you for advice 314 00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,291 on having sex with two dudes at the same time? 315 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:34,169 - Okay, I'm lying. - I know. So, this is about you? 316 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,254 Yeah. 317 00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:37,548 Having sex with two people of the opposite sex? 318 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:38,716 Yeah. 319 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,175 So, another girl wants to have sex 320 00:13:40,176 --> 00:13:41,802 with you and Laura at the same time? 321 00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:43,262 You got there fast. 322 00:13:43,263 --> 00:13:45,639 - Why would they want you there? - That's what I said! 323 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,891 - Laura's bisexual? - I don't know. 324 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:49,477 Well, you better find out. 325 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:51,937 What's up, you fuckin' bisexual? 326 00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:53,772 - Who said I'm bisexual? - Huh? 327 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,649 - You think I'm bisexual? - Give me one good reason 328 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,234 why I shouldn't. - I'm going to bed with you. 329 00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,278 Well, a person would have to be a little bit bisexual 330 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,780 to have sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. 331 00:14:01,781 --> 00:14:03,532 Oh, I forgot about that. 332 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:04,700 - Did you really? - No. 333 00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:07,244 Fuckin'... You're such a fuckin' good time. 334 00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:09,163 A person would have to be a little bit bisexual 335 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:11,248 to have sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. 336 00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:13,167 All right, so you're a little bit bisexual. 337 00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,002 A person might be a little bit bisexual. 338 00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:16,920 Look, you better start speakin' plain 339 00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:17,921 or you're cut off. - Yeah? 340 00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:19,340 Yeah, for like, 15 minutes. 341 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,800 I asked you if you wanted to have sex with Jill and me 342 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:23,010 at the same time. - I recall. 343 00:14:23,011 --> 00:14:24,636 - You never answered. - Well... 344 00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,305 - Well, what? - Fuck, come on. 345 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:28,432 - Come on, what? - I still can't believe 346 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,516 she wants me there. 347 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,226 She could have sex with just you. 348 00:14:31,227 --> 00:14:33,229 You could have sex with just me. 349 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:35,231 She's good. 350 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,900 She's really good. - And she's so fuckin' hot. 351 00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:39,902 - She is. - Like, she's so fuckin' cool. 352 00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:41,695 - And you didn't answer her? - On what? 353 00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,905 - On-- - Huh? 354 00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:44,907 On if you want to have sex with her and Jill 355 00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:46,283 at the same time. - Well... 356 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:47,785 - Well, what? - Come on. 357 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,496 - Come on, what? - Don't be such a broad. 358 00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:52,414 What, you're the big man who wants to have sex 359 00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:55,167 with two girls at the same time. - I never once said that. 360 00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:56,543 So, you don't want to have sex 361 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:57,836 with two girls at the same time? 362 00:14:57,837 --> 00:14:59,088 Never said that either. 363 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:01,048 But you're not man enough to tell her that? 364 00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,384 - Tell her what? - Tell her what? 365 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,386 That I wanna have sex with her and another girl 366 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,720 at the same time? - No. 367 00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:07,971 Huh? 368 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:10,392 That you want to have sex with another girl. 369 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:17,231 - Where's the big man? - Gettin' a lappy. 370 00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,357 Where's Palmer? 371 00:15:18,358 --> 00:15:20,150 You didn't mean Palmer when you said, "the big man?" 372 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,111 - No. - Hmm. Thought you meant Palmer. 373 00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:23,737 - Why? - 'Cause he's a big man. 374 00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:25,406 - I meant Delaney. - Delaney's gettin' a lappy. 375 00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,783 So, Palmer and Delaney are both getting lappies? 376 00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:29,743 - Yep. - Why aren't you getting a lappy? 377 00:15:29,744 --> 00:15:31,203 I thought it was important in all of this 378 00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:34,541 someone wasn't getting a lappy. - Good. You're a good man. 379 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,127 - Where you goin'? - Gettin' a lappy. 380 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,586 Thank you for choosing me. 381 00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:41,046 Don't make me regret it. 382 00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:42,881 Guess we should get doing something healthy and amicable? 383 00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:45,551 - Like what? - I like bingo and crokinole. 384 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:48,346 Hmm. Let's go to the strippers. 385 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,180 Your attention, please. 386 00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:52,599 Welcome to day two of getting our house in order, b'ys. 387 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,934 - And girls. - While we all hoped 388 00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,394 to get it in order yesterday, 389 00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:57,771 I'm sure none of you regrets watching the Jackass marathon 390 00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:00,441 on Spike TV and ordering tasty takeout wings 391 00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:02,192 from Buzzy Brown's Brasserie. 392 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:04,611 Michaels, you are in an unhealthy relationship 393 00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:05,654 with Mercedes. 394 00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:06,989 I'm not technically 395 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,449 in any relationship with Mercedes. 396 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,285 Oh, okay. So, then you're not gonna be upset to hear that-- 397 00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:12,786 - I fucked the Fridge Twins. - Freezer. 398 00:16:12,787 --> 00:16:14,079 - Doesn't matter. - At the same time? 399 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:14,872 - Which time? - What? 400 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,081 - Pardon? - I was wondering 401 00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:17,207 why these guys were here. 402 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,043 Today there's a Matrix marathon on Spike TV. 403 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,128 - Why? - Because you're banging Miig. 404 00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:22,755 Really? Attaboy. 405 00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:24,631 Mercedes, you know I detest that edgy language, please. 406 00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:25,966 Didn't care then, don't care now. 407 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,551 Right, Mercedes, you slept with a teammate 408 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,428 to get revenge on Michaels, and that is unhealthy. 409 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:31,722 Wait a minute, you used sex with a teammate 410 00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,640 to get back at Hitch for banging a hockey mom. 411 00:16:33,641 --> 00:16:35,142 - Mm-mm, that's different. - How? 412 00:16:35,143 --> 00:16:36,935 I only had sex with one teammate. 413 00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:38,312 - Yawn. - So, Michaels, how do you plan 414 00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:40,773 on nurturing the relationship so you can both move on? 415 00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:43,609 I don't need to nurture this relationship. 416 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:45,986 - Why not? - Because we're not in a relationship! 417 00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:47,613 - Oh? - No! 418 00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:48,864 Because I'm making love... 419 00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:50,074 to Miig. - Ugh! 420 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,408 Serious? Attaboy. 421 00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:52,993 So, you're not in a relationship with Mercedes? 422 00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:54,370 - No! - Then you're not gonna be upset 423 00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,288 to hear that-- - I fucked the Italian guy, too. 424 00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:57,414 Sly Sylvestri? 425 00:16:57,415 --> 00:16:59,458 I don't fuckin' know. His name is Sly. 426 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,627 I have him saved on my phone 427 00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:02,795 as a spaghetti emoji. 428 00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:04,004 We are not in an unhealthy relationship, 429 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,381 we are in no relationship! 430 00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,966 - Well, that solves that. - I think our work here is done. 431 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,010 So, then I guess you won't be upset to hear that-- 432 00:17:10,011 --> 00:17:11,428 Yeah... yeah, you know, yeah, I will. 433 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:15,558 You know what? This is clearly upsetting to me. 434 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,311 Well, house in order, b'ys! 435 00:17:19,312 --> 00:17:20,521 And girls! 436 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:21,563 What is this? 437 00:17:21,564 --> 00:17:24,024 This is where we play the EU All-Stars. 438 00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,318 This is a dump. This is the north. 439 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,989 We ain't pretty, and we get dirty. 440 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:32,867 We extended our tour to play... outside? 441 00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:35,828 You wanted the NOSHO North Stars. 442 00:17:35,829 --> 00:17:37,204 I did. 443 00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:39,123 This is where the NOSHO North Stars play. 444 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,501 I will regret this decision. 445 00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:43,670 We'll make sure of it. 446 00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:45,587 House in order? 447 00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:48,007 - Yes, sir! - Well, Delaney's here on time. 448 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:49,633 Mercedes is out of the picture for good. 449 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:50,968 The Britt love triangle is over. 450 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,177 Really? Yeah. 451 00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:53,512 B'ys relationships never done so good 452 00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:54,680 as what they does, me son. 453 00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:57,057 Well, and Ol' Gorgeous has got no colour in his cheeks. 454 00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:58,726 Got all the bangin' outta me, Shoresy. 455 00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,394 Looks like total buy-in to me! 456 00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,026 All right. 457 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,986 Well, this ship needs a captain 458 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,697 and a couple first mates. 459 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,115 Actually, that sounds pretty gay. What do you think, Mo? 460 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:15,743 - First mate leans gay to me. - Which is fine, but like-- 461 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,244 Just maybe not super necessary. 462 00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:18,996 So, what like, alternate captain? 463 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,497 - Assistant captain. - Huh? 464 00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:21,582 This team needs a captain 465 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:22,875 and a couple assistant captains. 466 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,627 Well, you heard the man! Jim! 467 00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:27,212 - Yeah. - No, that Jim. 468 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,506 Jim, for meditating the discussion between-- 469 00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,133 - Mediating. - What? 470 00:18:31,134 --> 00:18:33,761 - Mediating. - For mediating the discussion? 471 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,803 Yep. 472 00:18:34,804 --> 00:18:37,014 Jim, for mediating the discussion 473 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,350 between Goody and Jim so that the love triangle 474 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,310 may be... 475 00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:43,563 flattened... 476 00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:46,690 ...we are naming you assistant captain 477 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:47,816 of the NOSHO North Stars. 478 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:50,737 Hey, hey, hey! 479 00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,950 Schnurr! Schnurr. Schnurr. 480 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:59,203 For guiding Delaney, Palmer, and Sly 481 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,746 through what can only be described 482 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:02,539 as a monsoon of lappies, 483 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:06,169 while never once accepting a lappy for yourself... 484 00:19:07,128 --> 00:19:08,253 we're naming you assistant captain 485 00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:09,463 of the NOSHO North Stars. 486 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,761 Now, Hitch! - Me?! 487 00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:17,681 No, the other Hitch. So dumb. 488 00:19:19,474 --> 00:19:22,101 For hosting the airing out of relationship baggage 489 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,644 between the boys and their girls, 490 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,896 while keeping it simple in your own relationship 491 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,815 so that you bring no relationship baggage 492 00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,358 of your own... - Not to mention being 493 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:30,484 the senior member of this team. 494 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:32,070 Yeah, a lot of rubber on that road. 495 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:35,280 You will lead this team before The Great One himself. 496 00:19:35,281 --> 00:19:37,324 Number 99, Wayne Gretzky. 497 00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:38,702 Proud to call him a friend... 498 00:19:40,286 --> 00:19:42,997 ...as captain of the NOSHO North Stars. 499 00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:57,720 I don't know what to say-- Yeah!! 500 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,851 Got your house in order, bro? 501 00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:04,727 No. 502 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:06,854 What do you mean, no? 503 00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:07,980 - No other girls. - No? 504 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:09,606 - No. - Jill's on her way over. 505 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:10,899 - Come on. - Why? 506 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,276 Why, what? Huh? 507 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,278 - Why no other girls? - You're crafty. 508 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,280 - I'm Laura. - You're trying to get me to say something. 509 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,158 - She'll be here any minute. - Hey... 510 00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:20,909 Do you wanna have sex with another guy? 511 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,662 - No. - Cool. 512 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,373 I don't wanna have sex with another girl. 513 00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,124 Cool. 514 00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:33,797 Let's get a timeshare in New Brunswick 515 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,049 and train foxes. 516 00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,431 Did you give her a key?! 517 00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:46,518 What's up, big boy? 518 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:47,394 Hey, Shoresy. 519 00:20:47,395 --> 00:20:48,937 Why aren't you at your dad's? 520 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:50,607 I can never get the TV working. 521 00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:52,274 What do you wanna watch so bad? 522 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,984 - Shut up. - Try-on hauls. 523 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:55,737 Can I stay with you guys? 524 00:20:58,031 --> 00:20:59,324 Of course. 525 00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:03,703 Well, we're gonna have to charge you extra. 526 00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:10,125 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 527 00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:11,961 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 528 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:16,465 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 529 00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:18,510 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 530 00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:23,806 ♪ Yeah, I need her in the daytime ♪ 531 00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:25,350 ♪ I need her ♪ 532 00:21:26,434 --> 00:21:29,812 ♪ Yeah, and I need her in the night ♪ 533 00:21:29,813 --> 00:21:31,439 ♪ I need her ♪ 534 00:21:32,565 --> 00:21:36,485 ♪ Yeah, and I want to throw my arms around her ♪ 535 00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:37,569 ♪ I need her ♪ 536 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:41,866 ♪ And kiss and hug her kiss and hug her tight ♪ 537 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:48,247 ♪ Yeah, when I'm returning ♪ 538 00:21:48,248 --> 00:21:50,709 ♪ From so far away ♪ 539 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:54,086 ♪ She give me some sweet lovin' ♪ 540 00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:56,381 ♪ Brighten up my day ♪ 541 00:21:57,173 --> 00:22:00,551 ♪ Yeah, and it make me righteous ♪ 542 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,388 ♪ Yeah, and it make me whole ♪ 543 00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:07,141 ♪ Yeah, and it make me mellow ♪ 544 00:22:07,142 --> 00:22:09,643 ♪ Down into my soul ♪ 545 00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:13,105 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 546 00:22:13,106 --> 00:22:14,858 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 547 00:22:15,608 --> 00:22:19,278 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 548 00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,489 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 549 00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:25,284 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 550 00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:27,412 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 551 00:22:28,121 --> 00:22:31,707 ♪ She give me love love, love, love ♪ 552 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:35,587 ♪ Crazy love ♪ 553 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:40,174 I'm Anik Archambault with BROdude Sports. 554 00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:42,051 Welcome to coverage of the EU All-Stars 555 00:22:42,052 --> 00:22:44,178 versus the NOSHO North Stars. 556 00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:47,056 I'm here with NOSHO assistant coach Morris. 557 00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:49,308 Big Mo, the boys keeping warm? 558 00:22:49,309 --> 00:22:51,894 - Uh-huh. - Where exactly? 559 00:22:51,895 --> 00:22:53,187 House over there. 560 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:54,772 And the EU? 561 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:55,898 Church over there. 562 00:22:55,899 --> 00:22:58,692 Northern hospitality, ladies and gentlemen. 563 00:22:58,693 --> 00:23:01,695 Mo, Shoresy declined this interview with BROdude 564 00:23:01,696 --> 00:23:05,158 and I've gotta say, I'm hurt man! We go way back! 565 00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,451 He'll get you after the game. 566 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,788 Putting his final touches on the game plan? 567 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:11,622 Plan's clear. 568 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,041 Well, the team's had plenty of practice time. 569 00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:15,210 What's been the focus? 570 00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:18,837 But North American players are not at the level 571 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:20,005 they once were. 572 00:23:20,006 --> 00:23:21,673 Our record here proves 573 00:23:21,674 --> 00:23:24,802 that the players here are overvalued. 574 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:28,722 Certainly not as tough as their reputation would suggest. 575 00:23:28,723 --> 00:23:31,058 These guys are beating the crap out of everybody! 576 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:32,226 They're playing it better 577 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:33,560 than we ever played it over here! 578 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,270 I could have done this with little girls. 579 00:23:35,271 --> 00:23:36,980 Got us playing the European game now. 580 00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:40,484 Thank God it's almost over! 581 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:43,404 The reputation for tough hockey here has expired. 582 00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:44,822 They took away our tools. 583 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,490 We are not scared of them. 584 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,701 This was nothing short of embarrassing. 585 00:23:48,702 --> 00:23:50,244 - A thumping! - Thrashing! 586 00:23:50,245 --> 00:23:53,080 - A walloping! - Merciless beating! 587 00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:54,456 Shellacking! 588 00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:56,750 The North American game is dying. 589 00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,668 Overrated. 590 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:01,339 Verified. Validated. Confirmed. 591 00:24:07,637 --> 00:24:08,762 Here we go, now. 592 00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,014 Keith Primeau, 593 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,057 Keith Tkachuk, Billy Guerin, 594 00:24:12,058 --> 00:24:14,018 Brendan Shanahan, Darien Hatcher. 595 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,811 - Scott Stevens. - Yes, Captain Crunch. 596 00:24:15,812 --> 00:24:18,188 These guys are world-class hockey players, 597 00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,857 and these guys will fuck you up. 598 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,567 Sure, the style of play may be going, 599 00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:23,861 but that style of player ain't goin' anywhere. 600 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,322 Like a massive part of the success of Canada 601 00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:27,614 and U.S. hockey 602 00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:29,366 on the international stage has been the hitting. 603 00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,410 Some guys you put a hockey stick in their hand, 604 00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:33,537 and they become a completely different person. 605 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,540 The guarantee that if you play us, we will hurt you. 606 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,709 They can't help it. They're just born that way. 607 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,627 - Beat 'em up. - They're unbeatable! 608 00:24:40,628 --> 00:24:42,421 You guys are gonna give me something to watch 609 00:24:42,422 --> 00:24:43,882 again this year, right? 610 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:20,293 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 611 00:25:22,003 --> 00:25:23,672 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 612 00:25:25,215 --> 00:25:27,008 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 613 00:25:28,468 --> 00:25:30,637 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 614 00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:33,932 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 615 00:25:35,725 --> 00:25:37,519 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 616 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,855 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 617 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:44,442 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 618 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:15,473 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 619 00:26:17,017 --> 00:26:18,727 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 620 00:26:20,186 --> 00:26:21,980 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 621 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:25,524 ♪ Hold it down, hold it down ♪ 622 00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:27,026 ♪ Hold it down ♪ 623 00:26:27,027 --> 00:26:28,695 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 624 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:32,490 ♪ Oh my gosh ♪ 625 00:26:34,117 --> 00:26:35,827 ♪ Easy, easy ♪ 626 00:26:37,579 --> 00:26:41,248 ♪ Yes, UK massive Yes, UK massive ♪ 627 00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:14,676 difuze