Trust me.
Hey, Allan. What are you doing back there, man?
I think we might have a mouse in the office.
My precious piece of cheese has gone missing.
- Unless one of you took it? - I don't know.
I haven't seen your piece of cheese. I have no idea.
You missed it.
What?
The character did a spin. It was like a cool spin.
That was the whole reason I was showing it to you.
- It was just kind of cool. - Okay.
- Hey, guys. - So we got a job?
Yeah, but, you sort of caught me in the middle of something here.
You guys don't have a problem watching someone eat, do ya?
- Not really. No. Go ahead man. - Alright.
So, I got a call from a mom today. She's concerned about her son.
Says he's been quote "a bit mopey lately".
She was wondering if you guys could put a smile on the little rascals face.
They're at 8501 West Tyson Avenue.
No biting. Okay?
- You want me to bite you? - Yeah.
You know that hurts daddy. I told you silly.
No biting, okay? You're my good little baby.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Sure, we can do that. We can help the kid smile and everything.
- Did you need anything else? - No.
Get out there and make someone smile!
This is gonna be great Charlie! I love helping kids!
I love kids, Charlie!
Pim, I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs.
- Hello, are you the Smiling Friends? - That's us ma'am!
Here to bring smiles and make the world a better place! Is your son home?
Yes, he is, come in. Come in.
I'm so glad you boys came.
He's just right in here, I hope he's not sleeping.
Desmond! The Smiling Friends are here!
Hey little, buddy, how are you doing? Oh, my God!
Hello.
What's up man?
What's happening, big guy. What's with the gun?
Nothing.
I was probably just gonna use it to shoot myself, or something.
You don't need to do that man. Why don't you put the gun down, buddy?
Yeah, don't worry! Things are going to be okay. What's the wrong?
Well, life's not going that great for me.
My wife left me, my kids left me,
my dog died from a broken heart last fall.
I dunno, yeah. Probably just gonna end it all or something.
Pim, can I talk to you a second?
Look, Pim. I know it's our job to help this guy and everything,
but I think this guy is a lost cause.
He's obviously made up his mind.
Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
Come on. That's nonsense Charlie! We've never given up on a job so far.
Hello there, sir.
I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim.
I know right now things seem bleak,
but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day,
you will have big, gorgeous smile on that handsome face of yours.
Won't you give us a chance?
Okay. But if you can't help me,
I'm going fuckin shoot myself and make you two watch.
Okay, not sure about that but yay!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two…
Glep. Did you take a paper clip?
I counted 74 last time and now there's only 73.
I'm not accusing you, I'm simply asking.
I got you, you dang mouse.
I will get you.
Nobody takes Allan's precious piece of cheese and gets away with it.
Sorry to bother you but did you see a mouse run through here, by chance?
I dunno.
Yeah. No clue man. Maybe try down there.
Thanks. I'll check it out.
By the way, you should probably knock or make yourself known next time
before entering someone else's place.
Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with.
Yeah, not really your business though, is it?
When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kinda is.
Yeah…
- I'm not doing this right now. Bye. - Yeah. Bye!
Whatever…
Hello, family! So this is my new pal, Desmond.
He's been feeling a bit blue lately
so I wanted to show him one of the best things life has to offer,
quality family times.
This is my cousin, Graham Nelly!
He's a darn wizz with the skateboard, actually!
Go on show 'em that thing, show 'em.
Yeah. I used to know how to do an ollie on it, but I forgot.
I can do a kickflip though. Check this out.
Pim, you're so stupid. Right babe?
Yeah, that's my beautiful sister, Amy.
We don't always get along, but we sure do love each other.
Pim, I genuinely hate you.
I have no love for you in any shape or form. Right babe?
Alright. Over there in that empty chair is where my dear old dad usually sits,
but tonight he's in the other room I think.
I'm trying to watch the bloody television in here!
Steven, get in here and sit at the dinner table!
- Your son is home! - Would you shut the fuck up, woman?
I was down in the bloody mines for 14 hour today!
Don't tell me to shut up!
Pim, this is going really well.
I'm sorry. I ruined it. I'm sorry.
Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?
Well, I haven't really been home since Christmas
so I guess I forgot there's sometimes family tension.
But that's okay because there's another thing that makes life worth living.
Friends!
So, another great thing about life is making new friends.
Anyone can be your friend, even that guy.
Hello there! I'm Pim, would you like to be our friend?
- What the fuck, dude? Don't touch me. - Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Dude, what the fuck. Why are you fucking here man?
You're so old. Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude!
Well I mean, I'm not that old.
- You are getting kind of getting old. - What?
Yeah, it's okay. We're all getting older.
I guess our best years are behind us. It's fine. It is what it is.
Exactly.
Guess I had never really thought about that before.
- Alright, gonna kill myself now. Bye. - No, wait!
I know the perfect place that will definitely cheer you up!
Welcome to Daveland!
I always come here when I'm down in the dumps.
They have the Dave Roller Coaster,
the Dave Toilets, Dave Snow Cones
and you can even meet Dave himself!
- Who's Dave? - I dunno. He's Dave!
Creator of Daveland! Come on! Let's go on the roller coaster!
The line's short!
Having fun at Daveland!
Come out, come out wherever you are!
I know you're in here, little mousy.
Hello?
You're not a mouse at all.
Everything's going to be alright.
Can I have my piece of cheese back, please?
What the…
Come back here!
Come out of there! I want my cheese back, please!
Guys, knock it off! Sorry. I'm back.
That was really fun wasn't it?
Desmond, you looked so funny on that rollercoaster.
- Charlie did you take any photos? - No.
So, what did you think Desmond? I bet after the teacup ride
you don't want to shoot yourself with that nasty revolver anymore!
Do you feel any better?
- Yeah. I guess. - That's great! Charlie, we did it!
Successful mission!
For a bit. Then it ended, like good things always do.
Huh? Well, yeah, but nice things can't last forever.
Thats exactly it.
Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions
to keep yourself busy
so you don't think about the harsh realities of life for a second?
I can ride rollercoasters, meet new friends
and spend time with my family all day long,
but it doesn't change the fact that the sun is going to explode
and all this was for nothing.
Pim, did you want to show Desmond anything else or are we good?
- Did you want to show me anything? - Alright, yeah. What about that?
- What? The ant? - Yeah.
I mean it's kind of cool but it doesn't make me any feel better.
Yeah. No, I didn't think so.
Let's do back to the office, we just need you to sign some paperwork
that says we failed to help you smile
and then you can do what you gotta do and all that.
Okay.
I just wanted my cheese!
You had to do it man! It's okay.
That felt good.
Notice your food has gone missing? Hearing scratches in the walls?
Finding mysterious purple shit pellets?
You, my friend, may have a Bliblie infestation!
Luckily for you, there's Desmond's Bliblie Control!
We'll kill em all for ya.
Shoot em, dab em, drown em, smash em, set em on fire.
We'll take control. Bliblie control! Call now!
I guess Desmond just needed to find a purpose in life.
Yes, and I've got my cheese back.
Come over here, you crazy character.
- Jesus Christ! What is that? - I don't know!
- Grab it! - I'm not gonna grab that.
- You grab it! - Get it now!