1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:03,470 Trust me. 2 00:00:04,909 --> 00:00:07,310 Hey, Allan. What are you doing back there, man? 3 00:00:07,389 --> 00:00:09,749 I think we might have a mouse in the office. 4 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:12,670 My precious piece of cheese has gone missing. 5 00:00:12,749 --> 00:00:14,670 - Unless one of you took it? - I don't know. 6 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:17,750 I haven't seen your piece of cheese. I have no idea. 7 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,229 You missed it. 8 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:21,510 What? 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,790 The character did a spin. It was like a cool spin. 10 00:00:23,869 --> 00:00:25,949 That was the whole reason I was showing it to you. 11 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:28,989 - It was just kind of cool. - Okay. 12 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,549 - Hey, guys. - So we got a job? 13 00:00:37,629 --> 00:00:40,070 Yeah, but, you sort of caught me in the middle of something here. 14 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:42,909 You guys don't have a problem watching someone eat, do ya? 15 00:00:42,989 --> 00:00:46,030 - Not really. No. Go ahead man. - Alright. 16 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:50,630 So, I got a call from a mom today. She's concerned about her son. 17 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:53,910 Says he's been quote "a bit mopey lately". 18 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:57,630 She was wondering if you guys could put a smile on the little rascals face. 19 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:01,350 They're at 8501 West Tyson Avenue. 20 00:01:01,869 --> 00:01:05,510 No biting. Okay? 21 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,949 - You want me to bite you? - Yeah. 22 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:12,070 You know that hurts daddy. I told you silly. 23 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:15,270 No biting, okay? You're my good little baby. 24 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:16,990 - Yeah. - Yeah. 25 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:22,949 Sure, we can do that. We can help the kid smile and everything. 26 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,589 - Did you need anything else? - No. 27 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,270 Get out there and make someone smile! 28 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:38,229 This is gonna be great Charlie! I love helping kids! 29 00:01:38,309 --> 00:01:40,350 I love kids, Charlie! 30 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:44,070 Pim, I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs. 31 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:48,109 - Hello, are you the Smiling Friends? - That's us ma'am! 32 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:51,869 Here to bring smiles and make the world a better place! Is your son home? 33 00:01:51,949 --> 00:01:55,669 Yes, he is, come in. Come in. 34 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:58,790 I'm so glad you boys came. 35 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:02,630 He's just right in here, I hope he's not sleeping. 36 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:06,630 Desmond! The Smiling Friends are here! 37 00:02:07,389 --> 00:02:10,870 Hey little, buddy, how are you doing? Oh, my God! 38 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:13,590 Hello. 39 00:02:13,949 --> 00:02:16,510 What's up man? 40 00:02:17,229 --> 00:02:19,630 What's happening, big guy. What's with the gun? 41 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:20,910 Nothing. 42 00:02:20,989 --> 00:02:23,949 I was probably just gonna use it to shoot myself, or something. 43 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:26,590 You don't need to do that man. Why don't you put the gun down, buddy? 44 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:30,269 Yeah, don't worry! Things are going to be okay. What's the wrong? 45 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,790 Well, life's not going that great for me. 46 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:35,949 My wife left me, my kids left me, 47 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:39,389 my dog died from a broken heart last fall. 48 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:43,709 I dunno, yeah. Probably just gonna end it all or something. 49 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,269 Pim, can I talk to you a second? 50 00:02:50,429 --> 00:02:53,709 Look, Pim. I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, 51 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,949 but I think this guy is a lost cause. 52 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,590 He's obviously made up his mind. 53 00:02:57,669 --> 00:02:59,829 Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here? 54 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:04,190 Come on. That's nonsense Charlie! We've never given up on a job so far. 55 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:06,790 Hello there, sir. 56 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,910 I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim. 57 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,750 I know right now things seem bleak, 58 00:03:11,829 --> 00:03:14,870 but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day, 59 00:03:14,949 --> 00:03:18,549 you will have big, gorgeous smile on that handsome face of yours. 60 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,750 Won't you give us a chance? 61 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:24,310 Okay. But if you can't help me, 62 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:27,989 I'm going fuckin shoot myself and make you two watch. 63 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:29,669 Okay, not sure about that but yay! 64 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:33,829 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two… 65 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:37,030 Glep. Did you take a paper clip? 66 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:41,030 I counted 74 last time and now there's only 73. 67 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,829 I'm not accusing you, I'm simply asking. 68 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,870 I got you, you dang mouse. 69 00:03:59,829 --> 00:04:01,110 I will get you. 70 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:05,310 Nobody takes Allan's precious piece of cheese and gets away with it. 71 00:04:11,469 --> 00:04:16,310 Sorry to bother you but did you see a mouse run through here, by chance? 72 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,389 I dunno. 73 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:20,709 Yeah. No clue man. Maybe try down there. 74 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,630 Thanks. I'll check it out. 75 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:26,149 By the way, you should probably knock or make yourself known next time 76 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,589 before entering someone else's place. 77 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:30,070 Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with. 78 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:31,949 Yeah, not really your business though, is it? 79 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:35,349 When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kinda is. 80 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,029 Yeah… 81 00:04:38,029 --> 00:04:41,949 - I'm not doing this right now. Bye. - Yeah. Bye! 82 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:43,430 Whatever… 83 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,430 Hello, family! So this is my new pal, Desmond. 84 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:49,190 He's been feeling a bit blue lately 85 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:52,029 so I wanted to show him one of the best things life has to offer, 86 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,990 quality family times. 87 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:55,949 This is my cousin, Graham Nelly! 88 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,230 He's a darn wizz with the skateboard, actually! 89 00:04:58,310 --> 00:05:00,469 Go on show 'em that thing, show 'em. 90 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:06,510 Yeah. I used to know how to do an ollie on it, but I forgot. 91 00:05:07,029 --> 00:05:09,870 I can do a kickflip though. Check this out. 92 00:05:11,389 --> 00:05:15,949 Pim, you're so stupid. Right babe? 93 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:18,349 Yeah, that's my beautiful sister, Amy. 94 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:20,789 We don't always get along, but we sure do love each other. 95 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,349 Pim, I genuinely hate you. 96 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:25,789 I have no love for you in any shape or form. Right babe? 97 00:05:27,589 --> 00:05:32,070 Alright. Over there in that empty chair is where my dear old dad usually sits, 98 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,870 but tonight he's in the other room I think. 99 00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:36,230 I'm trying to watch the bloody television in here! 100 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:39,670 Steven, get in here and sit at the dinner table! 101 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,990 - Your son is home! - Would you shut the fuck up, woman? 102 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:46,110 I was down in the bloody mines for 14 hour today! 103 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:48,589 Don't tell me to shut up! 104 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:51,909 Pim, this is going really well. 105 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:56,110 I'm sorry. I ruined it. I'm sorry. 106 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,750 Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself? 107 00:05:58,829 --> 00:06:01,029 Well, I haven't really been home since Christmas 108 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,110 so I guess I forgot there's sometimes family tension. 109 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,510 But that's okay because there's another thing that makes life worth living. 110 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:08,589 Friends! 111 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,949 So, another great thing about life is making new friends. 112 00:06:12,029 --> 00:06:14,469 Anyone can be your friend, even that guy. 113 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:17,310 Hello there! I'm Pim, would you like to be our friend? 114 00:06:17,389 --> 00:06:20,949 - What the fuck, dude? Don't touch me. - Oh, no. I'm sorry. 115 00:06:21,029 --> 00:06:24,029 Dude, what the fuck. Why are you fucking here man? 116 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:27,190 You're so old. Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude! 117 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:30,349 Well I mean, I'm not that old. 118 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,750 - You are getting kind of getting old. - What? 119 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:35,149 Yeah, it's okay. We're all getting older. 120 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:38,709 I guess our best years are behind us. It's fine. It is what it is. 121 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,510 Exactly. 122 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,389 Guess I had never really thought about that before. 123 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:47,670 - Alright, gonna kill myself now. Bye. - No, wait! 124 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:50,029 I know the perfect place that will definitely cheer you up! 125 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,550 Welcome to Daveland! 126 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,149 I always come here when I'm down in the dumps. 127 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,829 They have the Dave Roller Coaster, 128 00:06:56,909 --> 00:06:59,230 the Dave Toilets, Dave Snow Cones 129 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,709 and you can even meet Dave himself! 130 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:05,709 - Who's Dave? - I dunno. He's Dave! 131 00:07:05,789 --> 00:07:08,430 Creator of Daveland! Come on! Let's go on the roller coaster! 132 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,990 The line's short! 133 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:18,630 Having fun at Daveland! 134 00:07:22,349 --> 00:07:25,149 Come out, come out wherever you are! 135 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:27,829 I know you're in here, little mousy. 136 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,670 Hello? 137 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,829 You're not a mouse at all. 138 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,870 Everything's going to be alright. 139 00:07:42,949 --> 00:07:45,909 Can I have my piece of cheese back, please? 140 00:07:47,949 --> 00:07:48,990 What the… 141 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,949 Come back here! 142 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:56,190 Come out of there! I want my cheese back, please! 143 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:08,990 Guys, knock it off! Sorry. I'm back. 144 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,430 That was really fun wasn't it? 145 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:14,230 Desmond, you looked so funny on that rollercoaster. 146 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,029 - Charlie did you take any photos? - No. 147 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,590 So, what did you think Desmond? I bet after the teacup ride 148 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:21,029 you don't want to shoot yourself with that nasty revolver anymore! 149 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:23,470 Do you feel any better? 150 00:08:23,549 --> 00:08:26,510 - Yeah. I guess. - That's great! Charlie, we did it! 151 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,750 Successful mission! 152 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:31,590 For a bit. Then it ended, like good things always do. 153 00:08:31,669 --> 00:08:34,909 Huh? Well, yeah, but nice things can't last forever. 154 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:36,350 Thats exactly it. 155 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:39,710 Are the best parts of life really just finding momentary distractions 156 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:41,069 to keep yourself busy 157 00:08:41,149 --> 00:08:44,429 so you don't think about the harsh realities of life for a second? 158 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:47,789 I can ride rollercoasters, meet new friends 159 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:50,789 and spend time with my family all day long, 160 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:55,189 but it doesn't change the fact that the sun is going to explode 161 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,669 and all this was for nothing. 162 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:06,189 Pim, did you want to show Desmond anything else or are we good? 163 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:13,309 - Did you want to show me anything? - Alright, yeah. What about that? 164 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:17,630 - What? The ant? - Yeah. 165 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,909 I mean it's kind of cool but it doesn't make me any feel better. 166 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:24,309 Yeah. No, I didn't think so. 167 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,350 Let's do back to the office, we just need you to sign some paperwork 168 00:09:27,429 --> 00:09:29,590 that says we failed to help you smile 169 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,590 and then you can do what you gotta do and all that. 170 00:09:32,669 --> 00:09:33,950 Okay. 171 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:43,230 I just wanted my cheese! 172 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:55,309 You had to do it man! It's okay. 173 00:09:56,189 --> 00:09:59,309 That felt good. 174 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:06,149 Notice your food has gone missing? Hearing scratches in the walls? 175 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,069 Finding mysterious purple shit pellets? 176 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,269 You, my friend, may have a Bliblie infestation! 177 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:14,669 Luckily for you, there's Desmond's Bliblie Control! 178 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,870 We'll kill em all for ya. 179 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,389 Shoot em, dab em, drown em, smash em, set em on fire. 180 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:22,909 We'll take control. Bliblie control! Call now! 181 00:10:24,669 --> 00:10:26,750 I guess Desmond just needed to find a purpose in life. 182 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:29,269 Yes, and I've got my cheese back. 183 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,950 Come over here, you crazy character. 184 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:44,870 - Jesus Christ! What is that? - I don't know! 185 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:47,309 - Grab it! - I'm not gonna grab that. 186 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:48,870 - You grab it! - Get it now!