1 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,999 How would you define horror? 2 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,080 If today's people put down their newfangled gizmos and gadgets 3 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,999 for a brief moment, they'd probably start rambling on about nonsense 4 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,120 like wars, plagues, and terrorist attacks. 5 00:00:35,199 --> 00:00:39,039 What they would neglect to mention are the actual horrors of reality, 6 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,079 like witches, ghouls, and alien saucers. 7 00:00:42,679 --> 00:00:46,039 However, after tonight, you can add something else to that list, 8 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:50,960 the primal and disturbing horror of the unknown. 9 00:00:57,439 --> 00:00:59,119 Charlie, what are you supposed to be? 10 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,920 He's doesn't want to dress up as anything. 11 00:01:00,999 --> 00:01:03,600 I've seen way too many people get their careers ruined 12 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:05,560 over old Halloween costumes. I'm not doing it. 13 00:01:05,639 --> 00:01:08,520 Why don't you just put on some face paint and be a zombie or something? 14 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,960 Dude, face paint gets people in way more trouble than anything else. 15 00:01:11,039 --> 00:01:13,520 I mean I have no idea what's gonna be offensive in 10 years. 16 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,839 Come on, Charlie, where's your Halloween spirit? 17 00:01:15,919 --> 00:01:18,520 When you put on a costume, you can be anything! 18 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,919 Pim, that's insane. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,240 Could regular Pim be the sharpest gunslinger in the West? 20 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,399 - You're not gonna hit it, dude. - Don't leave them all over the floor. 21 00:01:26,479 --> 00:01:28,479 I'm like 100% positive you're not going to hit that. 22 00:01:28,559 --> 00:01:29,960 Okay, he actually hit it. 23 00:01:30,759 --> 00:01:32,199 Oh my god, Allan! I'm so sorry. 24 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:35,360 - What the fuck, Pim? - I thought these were safe, Allan. 25 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,000 It's fine, just no more guns inside. We're done with the gun stuff. 26 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,279 Everyone! I have some bad news. Halloween is cancelled. 27 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:45,640 Yeah. We're all out of firewood 28 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,720 and it's just not the same without a big Halloween fire pit. 29 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,440 If only someone could wrangle up some firewood. 30 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,640 - Well… - I could wrangle up some firewood! 31 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,080 Pim, that's wonderful! 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,679 Follow me, I'll show you where the good stuff is. 33 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:03,559 Alright, see those woods over there? 34 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,679 Yeah. 35 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:08,319 So, I usually just go in there and pick some crap off the floor. 36 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:09,960 - Okay. - What? 37 00:02:10,279 --> 00:02:11,600 I was just saying okay. 38 00:02:11,679 --> 00:02:13,119 It's all good, it's all good. 39 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:17,200 Anyway, yeah, it's usually a little bit sparse this time of year, 40 00:02:17,279 --> 00:02:20,040 but if you look hard enough, you should be able to find something. 41 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,559 That sounds pretty easy, I should be able to do that. 42 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,439 Wait! One more thing. 43 00:02:25,999 --> 00:02:30,360 Whatever you do, don't go beyond the rickety bridge. 44 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,040 Why not? 45 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,640 Because you'll get lost! 46 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,520 Picking up twigs, picking up twigs, I like, I like picking up twigs. 47 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:56,599 One twig, two twig, three twig, four, 48 00:02:56,679 --> 00:02:58,399 I like twigs, and I want some more! 49 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,240 Thank you, Mr. Bird! 50 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:04,279 These twigs are nice and all, 51 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,879 but I wish I had something with a bit more girth. 52 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:10,599 That's more like it! 53 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,360 What did the boss say about that rickety bridge again? 54 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:18,960 Don't go beyond the rickety bridge. 55 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,760 You'll get lost. 56 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,119 The boss did say not to go beyond the rickety bridge, 57 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,080 but all the good firewood is there! 58 00:03:26,159 --> 00:03:28,839 This truly is a cowboy's dilemma. 59 00:03:30,719 --> 00:03:33,520 If I just mark the trees like a true pioneer, 60 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:35,679 I'll be able to find my way back no problem! 61 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,760 Well, a cowboy's gotta do what a cowboy's gotta do. 62 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,640 Alright, that's about all I can carry. 63 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,760 I should probably get back to the office anyway, it's getting late. 64 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,680 No, no, no, no! 65 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,200 Fudge! 66 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,599 I'll just stay here til the rain dies down. 67 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,680 Everything's gonna be fine. 68 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,839 This place isn't so bad. 69 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,640 In fact, I could see myself settling down here! 70 00:05:35,719 --> 00:05:38,120 Yeah, right there is where my exotic wife will sit and knit me 71 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,839 beautiful quilts! Hello, wifey! 72 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:41,599 Hello, Pim! I do love you! 73 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,279 And that's where the younglings will sit 74 00:05:43,359 --> 00:05:45,839 and go wild with fun! Hello my babies! 75 00:05:45,919 --> 00:05:47,960 Hello, Daddy Pim! 76 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,839 And out there is where I'll toil away on my lovely farm! Hello, farmy! 77 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,239 - What do I do? - Run, Daddy Pim! 78 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,440 You'll never escape! You're gonna die here, Pim! 79 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:16,399 Is that fucking black face, dude? 80 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:19,359 No, no, no, this isn't black face, I'm an actual demon. 81 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,719 Bro, please tell me that's not blackface. 82 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,000 No, you don't understand, I'm literally a forest demon 83 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,960 from across the bridge. This isn't a costume. 84 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,839 Get the fuck out, man! 85 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,960 See, that's exactly why I don't dress up for Halloween. 86 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,719 Right there, that's the reason. 87 00:08:52,479 --> 00:08:55,280 Pim, thanks for wranglin' up that firewood, buddy. 88 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:56,879 Halloween is saved! 89 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,999 So my friends, what did we learn tonight? 90 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:23,160 The only thing more horrifying than the unknown out there 91 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,999 is the unknown in here. 92 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:28,999 And if you knew what went on in here, 93 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,479 you'd freak out. 94 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,160 I guess I'm just a bit more demented than most. 95 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,040 Buddy, you can't be hanging around here watching cartoons. 96 00:09:36,119 --> 00:09:38,599 We've been getting complaints all night, you need to leave. 97 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,879 Why?! What law am I breaking? 98 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,800 That'd be Title 18, Chapter 55, Section 5506, 99 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:47,759 loitering and prowling at night. It's a third-degree misdemeanor. 100 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,479 Okay. I didn't know that. 101 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,200 Excuse me.