1 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:36,489 That movie was epic! What did you think, Charlie? 2 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,050 I don't know, man. I didn't really enjoy it that much, to be honest. 3 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:40,530 - What, really? - Yeah. 4 00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:42,809 To be completely fair, I did really enjoy the scene 5 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:46,129 when Biblar went rogue and he beat that woman in the head 6 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:49,490 with the hammer. I thought it was artistically and, like, tastefully done. 7 00:00:49,569 --> 00:00:51,249 I thought it was a well-done sequence. 8 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:54,210 That was the part I really didn't like. It was just too violent. 9 00:00:54,289 --> 00:00:56,330 I think it's just 'cause he was a leech. 10 00:00:56,409 --> 00:00:58,050 By the way, you want to get some food? 11 00:00:58,129 --> 00:00:59,290 Yeah, I could eat. 12 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,409 Man, I could really go for some Salty's right now. 13 00:01:05,489 --> 00:01:07,169 Isn't that like, cheap fast food or something? 14 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,970 Have you really never been to Salty's? Dude, you're gonna love this place. 15 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,050 I've been coming here since I was a homunculus. 16 00:01:16,809 --> 00:01:18,690 Charlie, this place doesn't seem very clean. 17 00:01:18,769 --> 00:01:20,129 There's grease all over the floor. 18 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:22,010 It's just part of the charm, man. 19 00:01:22,089 --> 00:01:24,889 Welcome to Salty's! I'm Simon S. Salty 20 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:28,290 and I built this very restaurant with my own two hands! 21 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:31,370 And together with my funny mascot friends, 22 00:01:31,449 --> 00:01:36,089 we work hard to give you the most quality, supreme, 23 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:39,089 to give you that quality Salty's experience. 24 00:01:39,169 --> 00:01:41,490 Unfortunately, the United States "FDA" 25 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:45,290 has deemed my food a "hazard". 26 00:01:46,609 --> 00:01:51,049 Linked to 15 deaths in the past four months alone. 27 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:55,089 Although I'm rolling out some new and improved menu items! 28 00:01:55,169 --> 00:01:56,329 Come on. I'm Italian. 29 00:01:56,410 --> 00:02:00,889 You can try my new Cucumber Deluxe, the Super Green Bowl, 30 00:02:00,969 --> 00:02:05,049 and my personal favorite, Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts. 31 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:09,249 So come to Salty's and get your new and improved menu items today! 32 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,169 I hate when fast-food restaurants do this healthy-food shit. 33 00:02:12,249 --> 00:02:14,449 First, they took off the Century Egg, and now this. Awesome. 34 00:02:14,529 --> 00:02:15,770 What's a Century Egg? 35 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:18,049 It's like a Chinese egg that you bury the dirt, 36 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:21,010 and you dig it up and you eat it after like 100 days. 37 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,529 I actually thought it was pretty good. I liked it. I happen to like it. 38 00:02:23,609 --> 00:02:25,570 I actually think the Cucumber Deluxe looks scrumptious. 39 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:29,089 No, no, no, no, Pim. You have to get the Salty Delight burger. 40 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,850 I'm sorry, I didn't realize we had customers. What can I get you? 41 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:40,449 I'll just get two Salty Delight Burgers, thanks. 42 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:44,449 Unfortunately, as of today, we don't sell the Salty Delight anymore. 43 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:47,449 I can get you a Salty's Sourdough Bread Bust, though. 44 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:49,609 What? Come on. You can't get rid of Salty Delight. 45 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:51,329 Let me talk to Salty. 46 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:54,410 Salty is actually taking his iconic 7:00 PM nap. 47 00:02:54,489 --> 00:02:56,530 I think I'm gonna speak to him. 48 00:02:57,649 --> 00:02:59,010 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 49 00:03:00,649 --> 00:03:02,850 Salty's been murdered! 50 00:03:04,929 --> 00:03:06,530 911, what's your emergency? 51 00:03:06,609 --> 00:03:09,090 I'm at Salty's Restaurant on Meat Boulevard. 52 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:11,410 Simon S. Salty has been murdered! 53 00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:13,609 After some recent budget cuts, 54 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:15,889 we're no longer in charge of murder mysteries. 55 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:18,889 Another team handles that now. They'll be on their way shortly. 56 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,530 Okay. Thank you. 57 00:03:21,929 --> 00:03:23,049 Hello? 58 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,169 Hey, Charlie, the owner of the famous Salty's restaurant 59 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,169 was just brutally murdered, and I need you and Pim to figure out who did it. 60 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,609 Thank you. Bye. 61 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,209 Alright. It looks like we're technically in charge of solving this. 62 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,530 I guess that means we're detectives now, Charlie. 63 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:38,649 Did you really bring that with you into the movie theater? 64 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:41,769 First things first, how many exits does this place have, Ketchup? 65 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:43,169 Just the front entrance. 66 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,169 Then that means the killer is still here in the restaurant. 67 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,570 Ketchup, who else was in the restaurant when we came in? 68 00:03:48,649 --> 00:03:51,449 Just me, you guys, and all the other mascots. 69 00:03:51,769 --> 00:03:53,049 What other mascots? 70 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:58,090 Alright, so we have Mustard, Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup, 71 00:03:58,169 --> 00:04:01,850 the Fun Twins, and me, Ketchup. I think that's everyone. 72 00:04:01,929 --> 00:04:05,810 And don't forget about me, Grease. I could have done it. 73 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,489 Alright. Well, did you do it? 74 00:04:08,570 --> 00:04:10,810 I mean, no, but I totally could have. 75 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:13,730 Cool. Anyways, as much as I love all you epic mascots, 76 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:17,169 somebody here definitely murdered Simon S. Salty. 77 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,369 We should go around, get everyone's side of the story, 78 00:04:19,449 --> 00:04:20,730 then just see what sticks out. 79 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,410 And none of you are leaving until we solve this! 80 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,410 You didn't need to raise your voice, man. 81 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:32,130 Alright, Ketchup. What was your relationship like with Salty? 82 00:04:32,209 --> 00:04:34,570 Well, lately, we have been having arguments 83 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,250 about the new healthy menu. 84 00:04:36,329 --> 00:04:39,090 I just knew it was going to cause problems for the restaurant. 85 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:42,210 Sounds like you were quite angry at Salty, then. 86 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:45,009 Yes, but I would never stab my friend in the back. 87 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:49,369 He was my damn godfather to my children. 88 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:56,210 Don't cry, Mr. Ketchup. We'll solve this mystery soon. 89 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:57,970 Thank you, Pim. 90 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:01,410 Alright, I'm not screwing around here. You two kill Salty or what? 91 00:05:01,489 --> 00:05:04,929 No, never. We were spending all day draining the rotten soda 92 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:06,609 from the machine with our soda-draining device 93 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,009 and refilling it with fresh, salty soda. 94 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:12,890 - Yes, it's true. - You guys spent all day doing that? 95 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:15,530 Well, not all day. We did have a little break 96 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:17,569 to have a little kiss in the closet. 97 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:23,890 Alright. Noted. That's just straight-up beautiful, by the way. 98 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,249 Look, I couldn't have killed Salty. 99 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:27,730 I spent all day cleaning a stain off my costume. 100 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,770 A stain of what? 101 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,410 My own doo-doo feces, okay? For your information, 102 00:05:32,489 --> 00:05:34,330 I happen to have a serious drug problem 103 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:36,689 which causes me to squirt out my ass into my costume. 104 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:40,009 And the worst part of all is this thing takes 20 minutes to take off. 105 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,530 Fair enough. I'm genuinely sorry. That sounds terrible. 106 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:44,890 Yeah. No dip. 107 00:05:45,489 --> 00:05:48,210 I wish I could help, but I was in here all day, 108 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:49,970 just doing my routine stock check. 109 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,770 Okay, yeah, that actually checks out. 110 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,650 Alright, fine! You pushed me hard enough, 111 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,450 and now I'm forced to admit it! 112 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,009 Yes, Salty and I were having a steamy affair. What of it? 113 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,730 The last time I saw him, 114 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:01,650 I was breaking up with him in his office 115 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:04,809 as he was laying down to take his iconic 7:00 PM nap. 116 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:07,169 I just couldn't keep it going on any longer. 117 00:06:07,249 --> 00:06:09,129 He was smothering me too much. 118 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:12,169 That's a bombshell. Could you expand on that a little bit more? 119 00:06:12,249 --> 00:06:14,970 I'd never do anything to hurt him, if that's what you're getting at. 120 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:16,770 Murder is a terrible thing. 121 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:20,369 Just the thought of it makes me ever so light-headed! 122 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:24,609 Can't a poor mustard like me ever have a little fun? 123 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:27,410 - Yeah, everyone likes fun. - You like to have fun, too? 124 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:31,290 You're asking about me? I mean, yeah, I like fun. Yeah. 125 00:06:31,369 --> 00:06:33,850 - Yeah? - I already said yes. 126 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:38,369 Charlie, you all done here? I think we just have one last interview left. 127 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,129 Yeah. Yeah, we're all done here. 128 00:06:42,129 --> 00:06:44,369 We can have fun on the jungle gym after you tell me 129 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:46,890 what you two were doing at the time of the murder. 130 00:06:52,169 --> 00:06:54,009 Well, that's a nice story and all, 131 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,689 but it doesn't really answer my question. 132 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,970 Pim, how did you understand any of that? 133 00:06:58,049 --> 00:06:59,249 What? 134 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:01,890 This is tough. 135 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:04,689 I really feel like any of these rotten mascots could have done it. 136 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:05,970 What do you think, Pim? 137 00:07:06,049 --> 00:07:09,129 I don't know. Sorry. I can't even think properly right now. 138 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:12,290 My arm is stinging so bad from whatever those Fun Twins spat on me. 139 00:07:12,369 --> 00:07:15,249 It's just a little bit of playful spit, Pim. They're just having fun. 140 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,049 Salty must have some kind of cream or ointment around here. 141 00:07:18,129 --> 00:07:21,090 It did seem odd that Mustard was having an affair with Salty. 142 00:07:21,169 --> 00:07:24,169 But, also, that cup thing has got a bad energy about him, man. 143 00:07:24,249 --> 00:07:25,569 Just a bad vibe. 144 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:27,850 Wait a second. What room is this? 145 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:31,730 Secret room! 146 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:37,410 Greetings. 147 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:40,009 Wait, you're the century egg. They took you off the menu, right? 148 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:43,450 Yes. I was delicious, but the public wasn't ready for it, 149 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,770 so I sold terribly, 150 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:48,210 and Salty took me off his damn menu and locked me away down here. 151 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,049 And now you know my cool fucking backstory. 152 00:07:51,129 --> 00:07:52,450 - That is pretty cool. - Thank you. 153 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:54,090 Well, look, Salty was murdered, 154 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,489 and we're trying to figure out who did it. 155 00:07:55,569 --> 00:07:57,450 I knew this day would come. 156 00:07:57,530 --> 00:08:02,009 He's made a lot of mascot enemies over the years. Terrible shame. 157 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,809 Do you have any information that might help us out, Mr. Egg? 158 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:07,249 Yes, well, funny you say. 159 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:10,970 I do happen to film everything that happens in Salty's office 160 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:12,730 on my secret security camera. 161 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:14,569 But you wouldn't be interested in anything like that. 162 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:17,009 - We definitely are. - Are you serious? 163 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:20,330 I can feel the cold hand of death taking me away. 164 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:23,970 You may have my tape on the condition you bury me 165 00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:28,850 in the beautiful Chinese Xiang Bi Pine Forest, my hometown. 166 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:32,770 We will definitely go to China to bury you, man. 167 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:36,489 Very well. It's over there, in that drawer. 168 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:40,890 Thank you, Egg. 169 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:45,650 - Not that one. Other drawer. - I'm sorry. 170 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:49,210 Listen up, everyone. We have it all right here on tape. 171 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:52,169 Now we can see for ourselves what actually happened. 172 00:08:54,049 --> 00:08:55,569 Alright. Rewind it. 173 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:01,570 I knew it! It was Ketchup the entire time. 174 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:05,050 Fine, it was me. Charlie, you like our menu, right? 175 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:08,009 Aren't you sick of seeing all your favorite fast-food restaurants becoming 176 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,850 healthy and cleaning up their image? 177 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:12,810 Fast food should be greasy and make your heart palpitate! 178 00:09:12,889 --> 00:09:15,529 Yeah, but I never break the sixth commandment, dude. 179 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:17,570 Wait a second. I think there's more. 180 00:09:19,369 --> 00:09:21,210 What? So Salt and Pepper did it? 181 00:09:21,289 --> 00:09:23,489 Fine! We did it! We drained all of his blood 182 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:26,769 because he didn't approve of us kissing on the job. 183 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:28,529 Alright. I guess that settles it. 184 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,769 Wait a second. It's still going. 185 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,409 Alright. You got me. 186 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,249 How many fucking people killed this guy? 187 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,450 We just need to see who killed him first. 188 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:49,009 It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart. 189 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:52,050 Alright, I don't think we're gonna get any more surprises, 190 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:53,330 so I guess you really did do it. 191 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:56,570 Wait a second. There's a bit more footage left! 192 00:09:58,009 --> 00:09:59,769 Wait, wait, wait! Play it from there. 193 00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:04,489 My final burger! After today, I'm gonna start eating healthy. 194 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:08,249 My heart! 195 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,850 So I guess that means they're all innocent. 196 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,810 Salty technically died from a heart attack. 197 00:10:12,889 --> 00:10:15,009 All of these characters are definitely psychopaths, 198 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:16,330 but I guess none of them killed him. 199 00:10:16,409 --> 00:10:19,450 That means we legally can all go free. 200 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,289 I don't think it means that. 201 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:29,289 Alright, next time I'm picking the food. 202 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,529 Did we have to come all the way to China to do this? 203 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:57,090 It's what the egg wanted, Alan. You know what's messed up? 204 00:10:57,170 --> 00:11:00,330 He probably tastes even better right now that he did before. 205 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,289 What do they taste like? I've never tried a century egg before. 206 00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:04,649 Really? 207 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:08,730 Okay, you have to try it at least once.