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SMILING FRIENDS

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No calls today.
That's unusual.

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You know, I was just reading
about how the…

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Renaissance Men
are coming in town.

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Oh, who are they?
Who's the Renaissance Men?

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it just says here the Renaissance Men
are coming in town,

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and by the looks of it,
it's, like, super soon.

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- It's really soon.
- Who are the Renaissance Men?

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I don't know who they are.
Like the Renaissance fair?

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Dude, I'm just telling you what I'm
reading here, man. That's all I know.

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I'm just reading off this thing.

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It says the Renaissance Men
are coming in town really soon.

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- Like, A.S.A.P.
- I just don't know what that means.

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I don't know what that is.
What's that noise?

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I think it's that.

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Well, well, well.
The Smiling Friends. We meet at last.

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- Hi. Who are you guys?
- I am Grim, and this is Gnarly.

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We're the Frowning Friends. We just
moved in yesterday. How peculiar.

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- Well, nice to meet you.
- So what exactly do you guys do?

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So what do you guys even do?
Shut up, man.

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- Good one, Gnarly. I love you.
- And I love you, Grim.

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Let's leave these
smiling fools to it.

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- That's not even a real laugh.
- Don't worry.

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I'm sure The Boss will know
what to do about this.

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- Excuse me, Mr. Boss.
- Wait, wait, wait. One sec, one sec.

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God damn it!
Okay, go. What's up?

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We wanted to bring to your attention
that a new company moved in

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called the Frowning Friends,
and we just wanted…

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- Frowning Friends?
- Yeah.

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- Should we be worried?
- No, don't fret, young Pim.

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It's just a little bit
of friendly competition.

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Great. Well, then there's no time
to waste, Charlie.

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Let's go out there
and make people smile!

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I did not think he was gonna do that.
That actually scared me a little bit.

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Anyways, I'll see you later, man.

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Why can't we just wait for jobs
to come into the office, as usual?

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Come on, Charlie.
Now that we've got competition,

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we can't sit around
in the break room all day.

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We've got to get our hands dirty.

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I'll knock your head off and roll
on it if you ever insult me again.

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- What about this guy?
- Hello, sir. Why the long face?

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Oh, yeah, I'm kind of, like,
friggin' pissed off, man.

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I always wanted to be
something of an artist, man.

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But no one wants to listen to
my friggin'…

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my shit and stuff, man.
And it makes me angry, man.

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I don't mind it. You just need
to keep working hard on it,

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and you'll find an audience.
Practice makes perfect.

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Hey, I just remembered.
You two little critters told me

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that it would be easier
if I just quit making music

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and gave the freak up
and stuff, man.

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No, we've never spoken
to you, sir.

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Yeah, no, I've met you two, man.
I friggin' met you two.

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- You're Grim, and you're Gnarly, man.
- Oh, no, okay.

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All right, look,
I see what's going on.

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- Those are two guys who look like us.
- Yeah.

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Man, shut up, man.
You're trying to trick me, man.

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Put smoke into
my friggin' head and shit, man.

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- Not at all, man.
- I don't know what to think no more!

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- Okay, okay. Let's de-escalate.
- No one's messing with your head.

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- Get out of me head!
- Nobody's messing with your head.

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Hello, Mr. Man. We were wondering
if you needed cheering up today.

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The shape of my head causes me
constant mental anguish.

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Does it sound like
I need cheering up?

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- Yeah, a little bit.
- I think you, yeah.

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Didn't you two
just come by and tell me

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I should feel bad
about my disgusting head shape

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and shouldn't do anything
to address it?

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- God damn it. They've got everyone.
- No, sir, that wasn't us.

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- Your head is stunning, by the way.
- No, I've seen you two before.

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You're trying to mess with me.
Get out of my head!

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- Get out of my head, man!
- Nobody's messing with your head.

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Look, Pim, I get what's going on.
They're the Bizarro versions of us.

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But what's their end game?
It's just pissing me off now.

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Let's try one more, Charlie.
What about that guy?

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Hey, there, little guy.
What's got you upset?

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The world is so damn rotten.
There's so much hate and evil.

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3D Squeldon just doesn't see
a point in living anymore.

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What's the point?

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Is there anything that does make
you feel better, 3D Squeldon?

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3D Squeldon likes balloons.

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Balloon maker.
Why don't you just get your license?

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I'm sure a balloon profession will
put a big old smile on your face.

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Yeah, it kind of does.

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Ah, yes, but think about
how much time and energy

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it would take to become
a balloon salesman.

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And it doesn't matter
because you will die one day.

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But think about how good it'd feel
once you finally got the license.

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But did you know
that all of Earth's helium

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is running out and will be completely
depleted within 15 to 20 years?

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Is that actually true?

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We only tell the truth,
even when it hurts.

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Any time you feel like
changing your life for the better,

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give us a call, and we'll put
a frown on that face.

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Okay.

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Charlie, I don't think these guys
want friendly competition with us.

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I just looked at the helium thing
he was talking about. That's true.

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That's, like, 100%.
Everything he said was true.

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It's all gonna be gone.

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All right. Things are looking
pretty bleak. I'm down $2.4 billion

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since this new company moved in
across the street. Any ideas?

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Don't worry. I had a similar problem
when I acquired Wrigley's gum.

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You should just buy more stocks.

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When the American public discovered

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I'd been filling my peanuts up
with toxic pesticides,

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I decided to go on "The Dick Cavett
Show" and do a little peanut jig.

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That's what you need,
a peanut jig of your own.

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Yes, a peanut jig of your own. Yes.

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I don't know what that peanut
or that fellow there are saying,

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but you should try to win back
the marketplace

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with a more competitive
business model.

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Oh, wow, what a great idea!
Not!

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Why did you invite us here
in the first place

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if you won't listen to our advice?

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None of you are any help.
Just get out now! Bah!

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Mr. Boss? You all right?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Alan.
Just having fun.

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Why don't you go find a piece of
cheese or something, man?

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I can't think with
all this ruckus around me.

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I just need to go to my thinking
room for a little while.

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Frowning Friends, of course.

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* ***, it's genius.
Why didn't I think of that?

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Look at yourself. Weak.
Looter. You deserve nothing.

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You know what you must do.

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I can't.

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You must!

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I really can't.
It's not right.

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You must!

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Perhaps you're right.

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Perhaps I should do what I
should have done from the start.

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Yeah, like I said, it came out,
like, green and chunky.

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I've never seen it
like that before.

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I'm not a doctor, you should talk to
someone who understands that more.

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Hey, what's with all the people?

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That's why you shouldn't try
to better your life, you might fail.

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So it's easier to frown.

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That's not true!

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Help, help! That rotten pink man
is trying to bully

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a mentally ill man like myself.
Guards, seize them.

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Alan? Glep?

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- They have a better 401(k). Sorry.
- But I just have to note

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that it was only Pim that yelled
something. I didn't say anything.

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Now witness the brutal
cruelties of reality.

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- Don't look, Charlie.
- Is this supposed to be…

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I've seen way worse stuff
than this on the Internet.

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My brothers, now the next step
of our plan shall commence.

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You must all go and spread
the word of frowning.

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Pretty soon,
everyone will embrace sadness,

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and there'll be no such thing
as smiling.

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And once that's done,
we can finally eradicate

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- all the Puerto Ricans on the planet.
- Yeah!

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What do he say? What?

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I mean, make everyone
on the planet frown.

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Nothing matters because
we're all gonna die someday!

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No, please don't kill me. I don't
want to die. Please don't kill me!

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Please don't!

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Relax, man. I was just gonna
shoot you in the head and kill you.

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Hey, wait, wait, wait a minute, man.

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They don't think
nothing matters at all, man.

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He was scared to die
and stuff, man.

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What the ****, man.
That makes me angry, man.

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3D Squeldon hates lies!

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I actually wanted
to kill the Puerto Ricans.

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Right.
Kinda cringe.

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- Do we still have to detain you?
- Probably not, man.

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I think the guy
pissed in his pants.

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Hey, hey. Don't cry. You should be
happy that your idea was so good

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that it drove me bonkers
with jealousy.

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That's kind of cool, huh?

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Wow. Smiling feels good.

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This is a beautiful ending.

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Fire!

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- Run!
- What was that? What just happened?

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The Renaissance Men
came into town finally.

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I told you they were coming into town
and you didn't believe me.

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You knew they'd come and kill Grim
and Gnarly with arrows and stuff?

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- I didn't.
- Who are the Renaissance Men?

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That's not Renaissance. They
didn't look like Renaissance… men.

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- I don't know.
- That's a completely different era.

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I told you the extent
of my knowledge.

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I knew the Renaissance Men
were coming. That's it.

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- Okay.
- Yeah. So…