1 00:00:10,041 --> 00:00:11,921 After we dump this in storage, let's hit the bar 2 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:13,631 and see if we can get a cute lieutenant to argue with me. 3 00:00:13,632 --> 00:00:15,112 Interesting. Why would you want that? 4 00:00:15,113 --> 00:00:17,175 I don't know. Getting some uptight hunk all wound up 5 00:00:17,219 --> 00:00:19,136 - just gets me all... - Supplicate yourselves! 6 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,697 - Ah! What the heck? - Whoa. It's one of 7 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,300 those transdimensional energy creatures. 8 00:00:22,301 --> 00:00:25,142 Behold and tremble at... 9 00:00:25,185 --> 00:00:26,945 Quick, Tendi, grab me one of those canisters. 10 00:00:26,946 --> 00:00:28,266 Wait, shouldn't we call security? 11 00:00:28,267 --> 00:00:30,105 - I will destroy you. - No, no. 12 00:00:30,148 --> 00:00:31,816 We can use this thing for all sorts of cool stuff. 13 00:00:31,817 --> 00:00:33,317 Hey, grab the pod. We can figure it out later. 14 00:00:33,318 --> 00:00:34,318 He's a sentient creature. 15 00:00:34,361 --> 00:00:36,321 Are-are we even allowed to stuff him in something? 16 00:00:36,322 --> 00:00:37,781 He's a bad guy. He zaps people. 17 00:00:37,864 --> 00:00:40,951 I shall make a feast of your misery! 18 00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:42,874 No, wait! Don't put me in the pod! 19 00:00:42,953 --> 00:00:44,413 I-I can grant you wishes. 20 00:00:44,496 --> 00:00:46,039 And I'm listening. 21 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:49,251 I can rearrange air molecules into whatever you want. 22 00:00:49,294 --> 00:00:50,814 Even one of those fancy new tricorders 23 00:00:50,815 --> 00:00:52,695 - with the purple stripe? - Ooh, those are nice. 24 00:00:52,713 --> 00:00:54,548 Oh, that would use up a lot of my... 25 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:56,049 Okay, okay. 26 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:57,718 Just... I'll try. 27 00:00:59,845 --> 00:01:01,638 There. 28 00:01:01,722 --> 00:01:03,432 That's... There you go. 29 00:01:03,515 --> 00:01:05,015 - Where's the power cell, dude? - What, really? 30 00:01:05,016 --> 00:01:06,496 Like I was going to ask for something 31 00:01:06,518 --> 00:01:07,894 that didn't come with batteries. 32 00:01:07,978 --> 00:01:09,146 Okay, okay. 33 00:01:11,815 --> 00:01:14,109 Thank you. 34 00:01:15,654 --> 00:01:17,534 I really got to think of something cool 35 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,906 - to say when we're going to warp. - Die, mortal! 36 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:21,783 Something like "It's warp time!" 37 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:24,077 What do you think of that? Is that good for you? 38 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:34,939 Hmm. 39 00:02:36,174 --> 00:02:37,192 What you watching? 40 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:38,985 Oh, it's this video of Vice Admiral Gibson 41 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:40,869 falling off a stage during peace negotiations. 42 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:41,887 You got to check it out. 43 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:45,203 - Ah, it's classic. - Guess which command ensign 44 00:02:45,204 --> 00:02:46,998 just scored the best assignment on the ship. 45 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:48,620 - Uh, Castro? - No, not Castro. 46 00:02:48,703 --> 00:02:49,771 Too bad. 47 00:02:49,855 --> 00:02:50,955 - She's the best. - Castro's overrated. 48 00:02:50,956 --> 00:02:52,556 Just because she served on the Enterprise 49 00:02:52,624 --> 00:02:54,464 - for, like, one minute... - Ooh, was it P'jok? 50 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:57,093 That guy can do anything, and what a snack. 51 00:02:57,128 --> 00:02:58,213 No! It's me. I got it. 52 00:02:58,296 --> 00:02:59,496 I'm the guy that got it, okay? 53 00:02:59,506 --> 00:03:03,051 I'm gonna be piloting General K'orin down to Tulgana 4. 54 00:03:03,134 --> 00:03:05,053 K'orin. How do I know that name? 55 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:07,597 Maybe because he's like one of the most decorated, 56 00:03:07,681 --> 00:03:10,025 battle-hardened Klingon warriors in history? 57 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:12,428 Or maybe it's just 'cause all Klingon names sound the same? 58 00:03:12,511 --> 00:03:14,471 Like, they all have an apostrophe for some reason. 59 00:03:14,472 --> 00:03:15,472 Yes. That's it. 60 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:16,827 Well, clearly I'm being rewarded 61 00:03:16,828 --> 00:03:18,733 for all the hours I log into the simulator. 62 00:03:18,817 --> 00:03:20,610 Your idea of a reward is an escort run? 63 00:03:20,694 --> 00:03:22,612 Oh, you have the bar set way too low. 64 00:03:22,696 --> 00:03:24,072 What's punishment? 65 00:03:24,155 --> 00:03:25,995 Something actually fun? What is wrong with you? 66 00:03:25,996 --> 00:03:28,415 Look, all I know is, I'll be flying down to a bustling, 67 00:03:28,498 --> 00:03:30,704 exotic planet while you're stuck right here. 68 00:03:30,787 --> 00:03:31,787 Uh, check yourself. 69 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:34,249 It doesn't get more exotic than this. 70 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:37,953 All right, nobody talk to me. 71 00:03:38,036 --> 00:03:40,196 I got to brush up on my formal Klingon greetings, okay? 72 00:03:40,197 --> 00:03:42,549 Nuqneh, nuqneh! 73 00:03:42,632 --> 00:03:43,967 Yeah, keep it subtle. Nuqneh. 74 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:47,929 Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don't call me. 75 00:03:48,013 --> 00:03:49,890 Mine are aligned as hell. 76 00:03:49,973 --> 00:03:51,223 Wait, aren't there, like, a hundred of those? 77 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:52,504 How long have you been in there? 78 00:03:52,505 --> 00:03:53,727 A solid week. 79 00:03:53,810 --> 00:03:55,050 Crawling through cramped ducts, 80 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,439 prying open panels, and adjusting red-hot power cables. 81 00:03:57,522 --> 00:03:59,900 Look, look look. I've got blisters on my blisters. 82 00:03:59,983 --> 00:04:01,703 Oh, wow, you must be so relieved to be done. 83 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:02,777 Oh, I'm not done. 84 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:04,404 Now I get to recalibrate everything. 85 00:04:04,487 --> 00:04:06,406 That's another three, four days in the tubes! 86 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:07,929 Oh, but I thought we were gonna watch 87 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,117 the Trivoli pulsar together? 88 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,453 Oh, I did promise you I'd do that. 89 00:04:11,536 --> 00:04:13,329 Well, don't worry. Some people agree to do stuff 90 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,497 when they don't actually mean 91 00:04:14,581 --> 00:04:16,261 - they're going to do it. - No, no, no, no. 92 00:04:16,262 --> 00:04:18,848 I'm Starfleet. I never go back on my word. 93 00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:20,462 Eh... you know, 94 00:04:20,545 --> 00:04:22,756 if I quit my job in Engineering and switch divisions, 95 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,479 I wouldn't have to be in the tubes at all. 96 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,675 Really?! Oh, you can do that? 97 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:27,469 - Sure. When's the pulsar? - 0800. 98 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:28,678 Ah! This really means a lot. 99 00:04:28,762 --> 00:04:30,122 I don't have a lot of friends yet, 100 00:04:30,123 --> 00:04:31,963 and doing science on my own really bums me out, 101 00:04:31,964 --> 00:04:33,808 so thanks, Rutherford. 102 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:36,311 All right, looks like I just have to... 103 00:04:36,394 --> 00:04:38,146 find a new career. 104 00:04:39,564 --> 00:04:40,690 Uh... 105 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:45,320 Ooh! Pew, pew, pew. 106 00:04:45,403 --> 00:04:47,323 Good work, gents. Let's keep her right and tight. 107 00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:48,531 Pew, pew, pew. 108 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:52,994 Uh... At ease, carry on. Sorry. 109 00:04:53,078 --> 00:04:55,330 What? Mariner? 110 00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:56,705 Oh, hey, Boimler. You want some? 111 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:57,915 What are you doing? Get out of here. 112 00:04:57,916 --> 00:04:59,396 You're getting broth on the controls. 113 00:04:59,397 --> 00:05:01,717 - I got to prep for takeoff. - Oh, I know. I'm coming with. 114 00:05:01,753 --> 00:05:04,339 You got the same mission assignment as me? How? 115 00:05:04,422 --> 00:05:05,340 Pulled some strings. 116 00:05:05,423 --> 00:05:07,801 I mean, you made this sound so rewarding, 117 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:09,684 I just had to see you in action. Keep reading. 118 00:05:09,761 --> 00:05:11,179 I'm your copilot? 119 00:05:11,262 --> 00:05:13,348 You're taking on more work? Just to bug me? 120 00:05:13,431 --> 00:05:15,517 Calm down, man. We can't have you co-flying angry. 121 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,685 I need you co-calm. 122 00:05:16,768 --> 00:05:18,311 Ooh, nice dress uniform. 123 00:05:18,395 --> 00:05:19,915 - You getting married after this? - No. 124 00:05:19,938 --> 00:05:21,898 - I wish you would take this seriously. - I am. 125 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:24,526 Ooh! This is the new shuttle with the blast shield. Yeah! 126 00:05:24,609 --> 00:05:26,610 - ♪ It's a blast shield, it's a blast shield ♪ - Stop it. No. It-it works. 127 00:05:26,611 --> 00:05:28,655 - ♪ It comes down and it goes up ♪ - It works, okay? 128 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:31,098 - ♪ Blast shield! ♪ - You don't have to... Stop it. Stop it! 129 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:39,040 Rutherford, great work on the EPS grid. 130 00:05:39,124 --> 00:05:41,251 I wish I had more engineers like you. 131 00:05:41,334 --> 00:05:42,877 My life would be a lot simpler. 132 00:05:42,961 --> 00:05:45,296 Uh, th-thanks. Uh, can we talk for a second? 133 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:47,924 Just for a second? Don't tease me. Come on, man. 134 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:49,888 You're my number-one- with-a-bullet systems guy. 135 00:05:49,889 --> 00:05:51,553 I got time for you in spades. 136 00:05:51,636 --> 00:05:53,513 Um... 137 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:54,764 I just wanted to let you know 138 00:05:54,848 --> 00:05:57,684 that I'm going to be exploring other opportunities on the ship. 139 00:05:59,352 --> 00:06:01,730 Are you saying what I think you're saying, Ensign? 140 00:06:01,813 --> 00:06:04,357 Uh, I'd like to request a transfer out of Engineering. 141 00:06:04,441 --> 00:06:07,193 Consider your request... 142 00:06:07,277 --> 00:06:08,486 granted! 143 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:10,447 Oh, man, this is exciting. 144 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:13,116 I'm sure wherever you end up, they'll be lucky to have you. 145 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:15,285 - Rutherford! Rutherford! - Aw, thanks, guys. 146 00:06:15,368 --> 00:06:17,120 - Rutherford! - I'm gonna miss you. 147 00:06:17,203 --> 00:06:19,789 Buried alive... 148 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:22,353 - Marooned for eternity... Moons of Nibia. - Ugh. Unbelievable. 149 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:26,254 Oh, sorry. I keep having this awesome dream. 150 00:06:26,337 --> 00:06:28,214 General K'orin is gonna be here any second. 151 00:06:28,298 --> 00:06:30,425 Let me do the talking. I've been studying him all day. 152 00:06:30,468 --> 00:06:31,868 - Is he single? - Will you just...?! 153 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,508 Rein it in. 154 00:06:33,511 --> 00:06:35,764 We need to show him deference and respect. 155 00:06:40,143 --> 00:06:41,227 General K'orin. 156 00:06:41,311 --> 00:06:43,730 It is an honor to escort you, sir. 157 00:06:43,813 --> 00:06:44,981 Allow me to say... 158 00:06:45,065 --> 00:06:46,441 Nuqneh. 159 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,612 Oh, no. No, no, no. 160 00:06:50,695 --> 00:06:52,815 Mariner, what are you doing?! What? No! 161 00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:54,068 What are you doing? What...? 162 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:56,159 No! 163 00:06:56,242 --> 00:06:59,454 Starfleet has made you soft, Mariner. 164 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:02,224 Not as soft as your ngech, K'orin! 165 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:05,468 Wait, wait, wait. W-W-Wait. Hold on, hold on. 166 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,796 Do you two know each other? 167 00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:10,214 Yeah. We did some off-the-books gray ops stuff back in the day. 168 00:07:10,215 --> 00:07:11,935 We're, like, the same age. Back in what day? 169 00:07:11,968 --> 00:07:13,288 Now they've got you pushing PADDs 170 00:07:13,289 --> 00:07:15,261 on a ship full of children. 171 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:17,221 Well, can't beat four weeks' shore leave. 172 00:07:17,222 --> 00:07:19,474 Well, general, as I was saying, Nuq... 173 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:22,143 Okay. Yeah, just holding your sword, then. 174 00:07:22,227 --> 00:07:25,522 I must update you on my many sexual conquests, Mariner. 175 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:27,148 What, both of them? 176 00:07:34,364 --> 00:07:35,364 Okay, you go down. 177 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:38,367 There we go. 178 00:07:38,409 --> 00:07:39,994 Where did you even get flagons? 179 00:07:40,078 --> 00:07:43,998 Boy! Land in Little Qo'noS. I want gagh! 180 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:46,167 Uh, well, my orders were actually to deliver you 181 00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:47,851 to the Federation outpost so you could... 182 00:07:47,852 --> 00:07:49,051 Copilot, just set us down 183 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,005 in the Klingon district. The man wants hot worms. 184 00:07:51,089 --> 00:07:52,257 Yes, sir. 185 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,341 Coming right up. 186 00:07:53,424 --> 00:07:55,343 Do you remember Jaxxa Prime, 187 00:07:55,426 --> 00:07:58,304 the commander who didn't believe you about rectal insectoids? 188 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:02,350 Ha! Yeah, I got chewed out, but his ass got chewed up. 189 00:08:05,603 --> 00:08:07,323 Federation shuttlecraft, 190 00:08:07,324 --> 00:08:09,023 this is Tulgana 4 space traffic control. 191 00:08:09,107 --> 00:08:10,733 Landing code challenge epsilon. 192 00:08:10,817 --> 00:08:13,017 Transmitting confirmation on secure channel gamma sev... 193 00:08:14,487 --> 00:08:15,864 Will you two please be quiet 194 00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:17,866 so we don't get shot out of the sky? Whoa! 195 00:08:19,409 --> 00:08:21,369 Sending confirmation code now. Thank you. 196 00:08:21,452 --> 00:08:23,204 Mm, mm. 197 00:08:39,304 --> 00:08:41,222 Mmm, the smell of a Klingon district. 198 00:08:41,306 --> 00:08:43,106 We'll have to get the shuttle washed for sure. 199 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:44,565 If anyone asks, this was your call. 200 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,566 Okay, snippy. 201 00:08:45,618 --> 00:08:47,228 Ooh, yeah, I'm snippy. 202 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:49,439 Drinking, landing in an unsecured district? 203 00:08:49,522 --> 00:08:51,357 That's how you choose to represent Starfleet? 204 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:52,858 Me and the general are blood-bonded. 205 00:08:52,859 --> 00:08:54,699 It would have been weird if I acted all stuffy. 206 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,696 He's passed out and he pooped on his sword. 207 00:08:56,779 --> 00:08:58,459 He's a lightweight. I mean, don't sweat it. 208 00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:00,074 We'll get him a hot cup of raktajino, 209 00:09:00,158 --> 00:09:01,910 - he will be ready to go. - Oh, no. 210 00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,203 - Oh... - Oh, no! 211 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:05,371 Oh, no, no, no, no. 212 00:09:05,455 --> 00:09:07,055 The shuttle! The shuttle! What the hell?! 213 00:09:07,056 --> 00:09:09,375 - No. - Ha. Classic K'orin. 214 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:11,753 Ah, he did this on Vulcan. And on Earth. 215 00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:13,421 He steals a lot of things. 216 00:09:13,504 --> 00:09:15,924 We are stranded here because of your recklessness. 217 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:18,259 Oh, relax. We can just beam back to the Cerritos 218 00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:20,094 and remotely trigger the return autopilot. 219 00:09:21,387 --> 00:09:23,431 Sure, yeah, if Tulgana 4 wasn't protected 220 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:27,268 by an ion field that restricts comms and transporters! 221 00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,895 Do you even read the mission brief? 222 00:09:28,978 --> 00:09:30,730 I'm sorry, I skimmed almost most of it 223 00:09:30,813 --> 00:09:32,482 and read some of the captions, so... 224 00:09:34,359 --> 00:09:36,759 - Dude, where are you going? - I'm tracking down our shuttle. 225 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,720 If we're not back to it by the next rotation, 226 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,739 - we'll be court-martialed! - Don't knock it till you've tried it. 227 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:43,326 This is serious! I think we're violating the Khitomer Accords! 228 00:09:43,409 --> 00:09:45,369 Yeah, I don't want to go to a penal colony either, 229 00:09:45,411 --> 00:09:46,913 but I am not going to speed-walk. 230 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:48,623 What is this speed-walking? 231 00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:50,626 - You know we're going the same speed. - Stop it. 232 00:09:50,627 --> 00:09:52,587 It's to conserve energy. Section 31 does this. 233 00:09:56,422 --> 00:09:58,800 Yes, General K'orin was here a short while ago. 234 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:02,804 It was my honor to serve him a warrior's meal. 235 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:05,139 Do you know where he went? 236 00:10:05,223 --> 00:10:07,141 - Are you tracking him? - Oh, well, I, uh... 237 00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:08,601 Whew, I think, uh... 238 00:10:08,685 --> 00:10:11,020 Uh, no, we-we want to kneel before him 239 00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:14,190 and lick his boots like the Federation dogs we are. 240 00:10:14,274 --> 00:10:16,943 He went north, in search of stronger ale. 241 00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:19,946 - He was already wasted. - Is that a problem? 242 00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:23,324 Uh, no. I mean, uh, drinking to excess is cool. 243 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,574 All right, come on. There's an Andorian district 244 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:25,618 just north of here. 245 00:10:25,702 --> 00:10:27,870 So we're Federation dogs, huh? 246 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,674 Hey, if it got us what we needed, woof woof. 247 00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:31,757 I know this is fun, but we really need to get back. 248 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:32,767 I'm not having fun. 249 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,250 Geez, these guys are acting 250 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:36,004 like they've never seen a Starfleet uniform. 251 00:10:36,087 --> 00:10:37,505 Well, they're Kaelons, 252 00:10:37,589 --> 00:10:39,340 and Kaelons are notoriously isolationist. 253 00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:41,342 And that... 254 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:43,886 Oh, shoot, sorry. That's my fault. 255 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:45,972 Boimler, let's keep moving. 256 00:10:46,055 --> 00:10:48,141 No, no, no, I need to apologize in his native tongue. 257 00:10:48,224 --> 00:10:50,059 Let me think. He's a, uh, a Taxor. 258 00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:53,146 Right, and they communicate through guttural tones. 259 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:56,047 _ 260 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:00,153 Hey back off, blue! 261 00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:01,636 No! Don't hit him! We have a treaty! 262 00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:06,257 _ 263 00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,811 _ 264 00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:13,499 You made the right choice 265 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,084 transferring into Command, son. 266 00:11:15,168 --> 00:11:16,502 Nothing compares to the firm, 267 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:18,421 hot pulse of a joystick in your hand. 268 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,548 The bridge is where the action is. 269 00:11:20,632 --> 00:11:21,924 Should be interesting, sir. 270 00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:23,885 Let's start with a classic bridge simulation. 271 00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:25,720 Computer, Command Trainer 43. 272 00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:28,931 Initiating advanced simulation. 273 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:30,850 Ensign, the bridge is yours. 274 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,728 Be gentle but attentive. Get her where she needs to be. 275 00:11:33,811 --> 00:11:36,731 - Guide her home. - Okeydokey. 276 00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:39,400 Uh, maintain course. 277 00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:43,237 Captain, we're being drawn into a temporal rift. 278 00:11:43,321 --> 00:11:45,073 - Uh... Uh... - Shields at ten percent! 279 00:11:45,156 --> 00:11:47,408 - Warp core breach in 30 seconds, Captain! - Oh, man. 280 00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:48,743 Captain, we need orders! 281 00:11:48,826 --> 00:11:52,538 Uh, uh... maintain course? 282 00:11:52,622 --> 00:11:54,165 Ship destroyed. 283 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:56,084 Casualties: 105% 284 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,252 Wait. How did I kill more than the whole crew? 285 00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:00,088 Okay, that was a rough start. 286 00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:01,756 FYI, in situations like that, 287 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:04,092 try employing the Janeway Protocol. 288 00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:06,094 Got it. And what's that? 289 00:12:06,177 --> 00:12:07,929 Good one. 290 00:12:08,012 --> 00:12:10,052 All right, let's try something more straightforward. 291 00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:11,265 Computer, Command Trainer 4. 292 00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:15,103 Initiating basic training simulation. 293 00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:18,106 Captain, we're directly in the path of a small asteroid. 294 00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,440 Should we move to avoid? 295 00:12:19,524 --> 00:12:21,442 Uh, do the Janeway Protocol. 296 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:23,611 Uh, are you sure, sir? 297 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:25,488 Yes? 298 00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:27,171 Collision alert, sir. 299 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,030 The kindergarten on Deck Eight, it's gone! 300 00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:30,910 Uh, uh... 301 00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:31,994 No. 302 00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,996 No, no, no. Now the pre-K is gone. 303 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,958 All the ship's children have been ejected into space. 304 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,960 - All those kids... - Freeze program. 305 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,670 In thousands of simulations, 306 00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:43,089 that's literally never happened before. 307 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:46,384 Let's try another one, on a ship with even more children. 308 00:12:49,554 --> 00:12:51,931 I can't believe I messed up so bad with that Taxor. 309 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:53,933 I've read, like, five books about them. 310 00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:55,643 Hey, don't sweat it, B. I got you. 311 00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:57,606 That's even worse. You didn't study them at all. 312 00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:58,813 I study by doing, you know? 313 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,815 Maybe you need to spend less time in the library 314 00:13:00,858 --> 00:13:02,458 and more time letting Boimler get nasty. 315 00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:03,818 No. I need to up my studying, 316 00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,341 spend even more time in the library. 317 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,196 Whatever, man. Just hang here for a second. 318 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,031 I got to go blood-pee some blood wine, 319 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:11,784 maybe get some intel on the general. 320 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,037 Oh. I see we both have a thing for red. 321 00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,039 - Uh, me, what, red? What? - Your shirt. 322 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,833 - We match. - Oh. 323 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:21,502 Uh, yes, well, this is my work shirt. 324 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:24,338 - And I'm Ensign... - Ensign Brad Boimler. I know. 325 00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:28,176 I can sense your thoughts, your desires. 326 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:30,511 I know you like jamaharon. 327 00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:34,223 Mm... 328 00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:39,145 Mariner, what the hell?! 329 00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:40,646 That thing is an Anabaj. 330 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,815 It's gonna implant eggs in your throat, dummy. 331 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,859 What are you... 332 00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:47,737 I know you still want it. 333 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,572 I can hear your nasty boy thoughts. 334 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,158 Jamaharon. This boy wants jamaharon! 335 00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:55,870 Love your sarong. 336 00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:57,353 - You okay, Boims? - Yeah, I just... 337 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,848 I-I've never even heard of an Anabaj. 338 00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:00,122 How did you know? 339 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,876 Affinity for red, drawn to the weak-minded. 340 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,712 Plus, I kind of dated one once, but only to make my mom mad. 341 00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:05,795 Weak-minded? 342 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:07,638 An Andorian in the bathroom said the general's 343 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,119 at a bar just down the road. Come on. 344 00:14:09,175 --> 00:14:10,927 You can tell me about jamaharon later. 345 00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:13,596 Ah, you're doing a bang-up job 346 00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:15,013 with that endocrine system, Ensign. 347 00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,515 It's not so different from engineering. 348 00:14:16,516 --> 00:14:18,316 The heart's an engine. The brain's a computer. 349 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,561 The eyes are a different kind of computer. No... cameras. 350 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:22,205 - Eyes are cameras. Camera eyes. - Sure. 351 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,668 Whatever you need to tell yourself. 352 00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:25,900 The next part gets dicey. Keep him distracted. 353 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,703 Are you sure you don't want me to reroute... 354 00:14:27,704 --> 00:14:28,704 Go chat him up! 355 00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:31,365 That's an order! Tendi, exoscalpel. 356 00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:34,617 Uh, hi. I'm supposed to distract you from all this stuff 357 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,820 - over here, so... - I'm gonna be okay, though, right? 358 00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:39,064 My implant says there's only a small chance you'll die. 359 00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,915 - What? How small? - 18%. Oh, uh... 360 00:14:40,998 --> 00:14:43,398 Now it's up to 20. You might want to control that heart rate. 361 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,350 Oh, God, I'm gonna die! 362 00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:45,853 What the hell are you saying to him? 363 00:14:45,936 --> 00:14:47,588 - Just calm him down. - Uh, uh... 364 00:14:47,672 --> 00:14:49,592 Take your mind off of this. Uh, think about work. 365 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,993 - Think about the warp core. - I got burned in the warp core! 366 00:14:52,051 --> 00:14:54,262 Those are dilithium burns? How are you still alive, man? 367 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:55,471 You should be dead! 368 00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:57,932 Get out of here! Tendi, take over. 369 00:14:58,015 --> 00:14:59,725 - Wait, but... - Sorry. 370 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:02,228 Don't worry, you're looking just fine, inside and out. 371 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:05,398 Oh, my God. Oh, thank God. That robot said I was dying. 372 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,984 Listen, kid, you're great at digging around in a body, 373 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,027 but if you can't muster up some bedside manner, 374 00:15:10,111 --> 00:15:12,738 you may as well be with the grunts in security. 375 00:15:12,822 --> 00:15:14,407 Welcome to security. 376 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,826 Why don't we throw you into the fire and see if you burn? 377 00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:20,871 Computer, initiate Combat Simulation Smorgasborg. 378 00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:22,123 Initiating. 379 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,666 Borg! 380 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:25,293 Oh, crap. I don't know how to fight. 381 00:15:25,376 --> 00:15:28,546 I don't know how to fight. Maybe this thing does? 382 00:15:30,256 --> 00:15:32,258 O-Okay. 383 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:34,844 Oh, I can do that? 384 00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:38,472 Ha, man. Ha! 385 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,641 Take that. Chop, chop, bang! 386 00:15:42,893 --> 00:15:44,604 Karate! Ha, ha. 387 00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:51,110 In the name of the Prophets. 388 00:15:51,193 --> 00:15:53,279 I-I put people into that simulation 389 00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:55,448 so they can learn how to deal with defeat. 390 00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:59,118 Ensign, you are a natural-born warrior. 391 00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:00,661 Oh. Okeydokey. 392 00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:04,540 Keep your head down. Andorians don't mess around. 393 00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:06,784 Um, Andorians were a founding member of the Federation. 394 00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:09,337 Please don't explain them to me. I can look out for myself. 395 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,060 You want to tell me about Tellarites, too? 396 00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:13,048 Maybe shut up and keep an eye out for the shuttle? 397 00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:14,211 How about that? 398 00:16:14,212 --> 00:16:16,840 No, you're hurting me. Please. 399 00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:18,638 My bones. 400 00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,681 - They're killing him! - Boimler! 401 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:22,683 Please, no. I-I can explain. 402 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,477 Explain it to my boot. 403 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:28,228 Starfleet! I order you to step away from the elder. 404 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,191 You idiot! That's no elder, it's... 405 00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:33,027 Now I'm a little boy. 406 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,862 A shapeshifter? Ah, boo. 407 00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:37,531 That Vendorian is a thief, and you let him get away! 408 00:16:37,615 --> 00:16:40,409 They must be working together! 409 00:16:46,957 --> 00:16:48,376 Oh, no! Aah! 410 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:56,008 Stand down. This is in violation of the Tulganan Neutrality Pact. 411 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,354 Kirk hands! 412 00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:11,565 Hello, alien people. 413 00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:13,025 Alien creatures and beings. 414 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,735 Look up here. Thank you. Okay. 415 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:17,139 I would be happy to hand you all your asses, but right now, 416 00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:19,594 we're kind of on a deadline, so how about instead of fighting, 417 00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:21,283 the next five rounds are on me? 418 00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,248 It's cool. I stole it from that Taxor! 419 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,458 Excuse me, sir. I don't know you. 420 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,752 That is Starfleet property you're handling. 421 00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:37,425 Ah, apparently, we just missed K'orin. 422 00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:39,308 If we hurry, maybe we can get him. 423 00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:41,095 - I don't even care anymore. - What? 424 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:43,331 - Oh, man, how much blood did you lose? - Ow. 425 00:17:43,414 --> 00:17:44,889 This whole time, I've either been one step behind you 426 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:45,949 or totally in the dark. 427 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:47,768 Yeah, but only because I'm pretty amazing. 428 00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:49,603 Look, everyone has bad days. 429 00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:51,367 All that studying, and where did it get me? 430 00:17:51,397 --> 00:17:52,732 Klingon threw a knife at my head. 431 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,316 I nearly got eggs laid in my throat. 432 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,236 Those guys at the bar wanted to eat me. 433 00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:57,737 What is that? What are you doing? 434 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,822 Kitalia leaves... they contain a numbing agent. 435 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:02,324 I've never once seen you study, but then you just 436 00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:04,452 breeze in here knowing cool plant tricks 437 00:18:04,535 --> 00:18:05,953 and which aliens are which... how? 438 00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:07,396 Dude, I told you I've been places. 439 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:08,914 I just pick stuff up along the way. 440 00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:10,249 I could never do that. 441 00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:12,168 I guess I'm just not cut out for Starfleet. 442 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:13,627 Oh, please, you're Mr. Starfleet. 443 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:15,087 No, I'm not, not like you are! 444 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:17,131 I should just turn in my uniform and go 445 00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:19,175 work on a research asteroid! 446 00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,761 No, absolutely not. Do not even joke about that. 447 00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:23,324 That is the lamest thing you could do. 448 00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:25,473 I should just study bugs on a far-off planet 449 00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:28,809 and then eventually get eaten and no one will even know 450 00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,686 until they stumble across my distress call, 451 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,146 but it'll be way too late, 452 00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,029 and then they'll have to spend a bunch of time 453 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,572 deciphering how things went wrong 454 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,443 based on my final shaky video logs. 455 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:40,154 I'm sure you wouldn't get eaten. 456 00:18:40,237 --> 00:18:43,157 Starfleet doesn't just need badass cool people like me. 457 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,493 They need, like, book-smart people like you, too. 458 00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:48,162 When we get back, I'm done. 459 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,835 All right, everyone, huddle up. 460 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:58,672 I want to introduce you to the newest bear in our bear pack. 461 00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:01,050 Rutherford's blood runs yellow and black. 462 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,968 He's one of us. 463 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,346 Security isn't like the other departments. 464 00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:07,848 No, it's a higher calling. 465 00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:10,518 We stand shoulder to shoulder, holding the line 466 00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:13,187 against dangers known and unknown. 467 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,730 No greater honor 468 00:19:14,814 --> 00:19:16,649 than to die beside you in battle. 469 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:20,069 Yes, Rutherford, you're never going to have to see 470 00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:22,530 the inside of a Jefferies tube again. 471 00:19:22,613 --> 00:19:23,739 Thank you, sir. 472 00:19:23,823 --> 00:19:26,534 This all sounds fun but not for me. 473 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:27,910 What? 474 00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:29,069 My heart's in engineering. 475 00:19:29,153 --> 00:19:31,205 I'd like permission to leave the bear pack. 476 00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:33,332 Rutherford, that is... 477 00:19:33,415 --> 00:19:34,542 outstanding! 478 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,835 Got to be true to yourself! 479 00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,358 Am I right, bears? 480 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,945 - Hoorah! - Aw, bears. 481 00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:42,423 Come on, we got to take a shortcut. 482 00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:43,424 We're almost out of time. 483 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:44,425 Whatever. Who cares? 484 00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:45,553 I clearly do. 485 00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:47,346 Greetings, "hyoo-mons". 486 00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:49,598 I noticed you are injured. 487 00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:52,518 Perhaps I could provide you transport. 488 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,061 Uh, no, thank you, sir. 489 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,603 Yeah, right. Can you believe this guy? 490 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,044 Actually, yeah, that would be great. 491 00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:58,687 - We're kind of in a hurry. - Wait, what? 492 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:01,126 Excellent. My shuttle is just beyond that ridge. 493 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:03,404 Come, come. 494 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,247 What are you doing? We can't trust a Ferengi. 495 00:20:05,322 --> 00:20:07,199 - What? He's not a Ferengi. - Yes, he is! 496 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:09,118 - No, I think he's a Bolian. - Oh, my God! 497 00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:12,079 He could not be more Ferengi... the big ears, the beady eyes, 498 00:20:12,162 --> 00:20:13,842 that greedy thing they do with their hands. 499 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,082 "Hyoo-mon". 500 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,709 - Myah. - Ferengi are 501 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,432 the most untrustworthy race in the galaxy. 502 00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,942 He probably just wants to lure us over there so he can mug us. 503 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:21,964 Look, we need a ride now, 504 00:20:22,047 --> 00:20:23,632 and my gut is telling me this is fine. 505 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:25,801 Need I remind you that you've been wrong 506 00:20:25,885 --> 00:20:27,428 about literally everything today? 507 00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:28,804 Not this. 508 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,264 Uh-huh, sure. Okay, buddy. 509 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:31,765 - Let's go. - Good, good. 510 00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:34,310 - Follow me right this... - What's your landing code? 511 00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:35,561 Uh, what? 512 00:20:35,644 --> 00:20:37,324 Tulganan security requires all shuttlecraft 513 00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:39,064 to provide a secure landing code. 514 00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,442 If you really have a shuttle here, you must have a code. 515 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:43,027 Oh, my code, yes. 516 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,279 It's, uh, right... here! 517 00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:46,947 - Give me your profit! - Oh! 518 00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:50,451 Aah! Starfleet! 519 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:51,854 Hey, Ferengi, get-get out of here! 520 00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:52,861 Get! Get! 521 00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:55,289 Okay, maybe you were right. That, uh... 522 00:20:55,372 --> 00:20:57,132 that seems like that might've been a Ferengi. 523 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,793 I was so right, yes! 524 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:02,087 Holy crap, it's the shuttle. It's the shuttle! 525 00:21:03,047 --> 00:21:04,924 - Bye-bye. - Isn't that illegal? 526 00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:06,887 What are they gonna do, send me a bill in space? 527 00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:09,331 Fair enough. If we gun it, we can just make it back in time. 528 00:21:09,332 --> 00:21:11,388 Oh, man, he drank everything! 529 00:21:11,472 --> 00:21:12,632 - What do we do? - Grab a leg. 530 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,633 Let's drag him out and leave him by the front door, 531 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,479 unless you don't think that's Starfleet enough. 532 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,858 It isn't, but let's do it. 533 00:21:20,731 --> 00:21:22,316 I demand 534 00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:24,276 you give me an honorable... 535 00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:28,447 Someone contact the Cerritos, 536 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,157 tell them we finally found K'orin. 537 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,493 He is just in time for the peace accords. 538 00:21:32,576 --> 00:21:34,828 Fetch me my drinking horn. I need ale. 539 00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:37,373 Are you [BLEEP] kidding me? No! Stop that. 540 00:21:40,459 --> 00:21:41,502 Whew, what a day! 541 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:44,171 Man, that escort mission kind of went off the rails, huh? 542 00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:46,006 Sure did. 543 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,968 Can't believe I didn't realize that was a Ferengi in the park. 544 00:21:50,427 --> 00:21:52,471 Hey, uh, so do you think maybe, 545 00:21:52,554 --> 00:21:54,723 maybe, fun idea, we could just keep it between us? 546 00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:56,517 For sure. We're in a circle of trust. 547 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,727 This is a shuttle of silence. 548 00:21:58,811 --> 00:22:00,729 So the Ferengi's right there, 549 00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:02,693 and I'm like, "Mariner, we can't trust this guy. 550 00:22:02,773 --> 00:22:04,933 He's a Ferengi". And then she says, she says, get this, 551 00:22:04,934 --> 00:22:07,152 she says, "Oh, no, that's a Bolian". 552 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:11,365 - Bolian! - Okay, okay. 553 00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:12,992 Yep, yep, all right. 554 00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:15,244 After this long day of being a badass, 555 00:22:15,327 --> 00:22:17,167 Captain Know-It-All over here doesn't even know 556 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,248 - what a Ferengi was. - It wasn't as clear as that. 557 00:22:19,331 --> 00:22:21,917 "Myah, myah, hyoo-mon!" 558 00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:23,836 He was doing the hand thing and everything. 559 00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:25,253 All right, yeah, no, that's my cue 560 00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:27,256 to go just launch myself out an air lock. 561 00:22:27,339 --> 00:22:29,049 You guys have a great night. 562 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,051 Lucky I was there! I spotted it. I called it. 563 00:22:31,135 --> 00:22:33,178 I called it. 564 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,056 Tendi, I'm sorry. 565 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,860 I tried to make it work in another division. 566 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:40,060 I just couldn't do it. I belong in the tubes. 567 00:22:40,144 --> 00:22:41,978 I'm not gonna be able to watch the pulsar with you. 568 00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:42,895 All right, whatever. 569 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,605 I'll just watch it in there with you on my PADD. 570 00:22:44,606 --> 00:22:45,966 Wait, you can? We don't have to go 571 00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:47,423 to the observation deck or anything? 572 00:22:47,424 --> 00:22:48,942 Nah, I just wanted company. 573 00:22:48,986 --> 00:22:51,280 I mean, it's not like you were trying all those new jobs 574 00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:52,614 just to hang with me, right? 575 00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:55,242 No, yeah, no. 576 00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:57,077 Could you imagine? 577 00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:03,459 Ah, Mariner, was I convincing enough for you, 578 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,753 "hyoo-mon"? 579 00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:08,088 You were perfect, Quimp. Thanks for helping out. 580 00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:09,548 Of course. I owed you one. 581 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:11,258 - How's the wife? - She's good. 582 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:13,927 We're actually looking to get away to Risa this weekend. 583 00:23:14,011 --> 00:23:15,929 What? Ah, jealous. 584 00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:19,099 Oh, you know what you guys should try? Jamaharon. 585 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:22,143 Wow. 586 00:23:22,186 --> 00:23:23,729 Isn't it amazing? 587 00:23:24,855 --> 00:23:27,191 It's beautiful. 588 00:24:58,493 --> 00:25:00,653 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 589 00:25:02,354 --> 00:25:03,354 Chirp.