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Ensign Boimler, personal log,

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stardate 57601.3.

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The Cerritos is in orbit
around Mixtus III to assist

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in a controlled demolition
of an unstable moon.

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We're providing support
to the Vancouver,

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a Parliament-class ship
which focuses

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on complex, large-scale
engineering projects.

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Welcome, Captain. Take it in.

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One day you could be in command
of a vessel like the Vancouver.

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Thank you, Captain. This is
truly a humbling experience.

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You're welcome.

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Unfortunately, we might have
to cancel the demolition.

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- What? Why?
- Is the moon too dense?

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No, it's more
of a diplomatic issue.

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Diplomatic? Isn't the moon going
to plummet into the planet

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- And ignite the atmosphere?
- And, you know, kill everyone?

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I've told them that many times,
but they simply don't care.

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-You don't know what you're talking...
-Of all the moons we pray to,

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That's one
of the most important!

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It controls the tides
for our summer crop.

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My family has lived
on that moon for generations.

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Moons can't plummet.
That's something the government

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made up to control us.

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Ooh, boy.

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So the moon's decaying
orbit could cause catastrophic

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blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah... okay, okay.

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The real news is I get to
have lunch with the coolest,

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smartest officer in Starfleet,
Barbara Brinson,

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Who also happens
to be my girlfriend.

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That's right. Ugh!

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We met a month ago
and it's just been magical.

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Ooh, boy, here we go.

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Log number one million
about Girlfriend Barb.

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You know, I am sorry,
but I'm starting to think

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that Barb might
not actually exist.

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Oh, she's real.

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She's as real as a hopped-up
Q on Captain Picard Day.

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Let me guess, when we meet her,

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it'll weirdly have to be
on the holodeck.

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Hey. I don't do that anymore.

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-Okay?
-Sure you don't, man. But just so you know,

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- I am still gonna try waving my hand through her.
- Please don't.

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- I'm gonna.
- You're gonna hit skin.

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Well, if I do,
it's the cost of doing business.

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Ooh. You smell that, Tendi?

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Each ship on the fleet
has its own scent.

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I think the Cerritos smells like

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Toasting marshmallows
on a cool night.

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Is that a plasma fire?

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Huh? Oh... uh, uh...

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The D53 probably sparked again.

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They're so buggy.

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Yeah, the whole ship's
kind of falling apart.

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Yep, this old girl's
seen a lot of light-years.

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You know, Kula told me
the Vancouver

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has fluidic processors

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that self-replicate
their own silicas.

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Nuh-uh!

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And he said they had
tritanium hull brackets.

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- T88s.
- That can't be right.

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- T88s aren't even out yet.
- I know.

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It's a starship, not heaven.

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I can't believe it.

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This is the greatest ship
I've ever seen.

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Are you kidding me?
This is amazing.

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Uh, guys? It's basically, like,
the same ship as the Cerritos.

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Yeah, right.

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Ooh, let's go look
at their thermal mesh.

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I bet it's a double lattice!

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Double lattice!

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Where's Barb?
She said she'd meet me here.

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Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look.

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I can set you up with somebody
great on the Cerritos.

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There's that
Phylosian in tactical.

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She seems like
a nice plant person.

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Brad!

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Uh, wha... Uh, c-computer,
end program.

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I missed you so much.

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Ugh.

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Mmm.

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- We kissed, did you see?
- Hi. Sorry.

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It's been a long month.
I'm Lieutenant Barbara Brinson.

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Um, yeah... I'm, uh,
I'm Beckett Mariner,

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- and this is Boimler.
- Yeah, I know.

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Oh! I can't wait
to show you everything.

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Come on.

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She's a lieutenant?

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You know, whatever,
it was no big deal.

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I managed to reverse
the polarity

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and reboot the time stream.

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Good thing, too,
'cause, oof, 1920s Chicago?

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Nobody's washing their hands.

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Oh, I love that story, bun-bun.

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- Mwah, mwah.
- Wow, all that's so amazing.

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And now you date Brad.

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Ugh, I know. I swore
I'd never do long-distance.

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But then I met this goofball
on Vendu last month.

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He radiates a primal confidence.
I'm sure you've felt it.

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No, I try not to feel
anything around Brad.

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- Barbasaurus Rex!
- Jet?

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Get up here.
We're gonna be working together.

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- Ah! Whoa.
- Uh...

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- Really?
- Okay, you can maybe put her down now.

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- Like, anytime.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Did you hear some purple people
are throwing a tantrum?

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Implosion's been postponed.

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We got to recalibrate the whole
goddamn containment field.

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Oh, Boim-Boim.

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Looks like I can't do lunch
on the Cerritos.

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Oh, no, it's fine.
It's not like I programmed

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A ten-course meal or anything.

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Hey. See you in Engineering.

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And I'll try not
to bring it downtown.

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Shut up.

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-No, you shut up.
-Shut up. -Huh?

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Ow. Ow, no, you shut up. Stop.

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Wait, how do you know Jet?

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He's, like, the second
coolest person on the Cerritos.

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Ugh, we dated, like,
a billion years ago.

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- What?
- But he's nothing compared to my Bradward.

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Oh!
Your real name is Bradward?

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Yeah, I'm a Bradward. There's
Bradleys, there's Bradwards.

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It feels so good to be near you.

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Mwah!

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Well, I got to hand it to you.
You were right.

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Barb is great.

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A little too great.

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Hey. Ron Docent. Welcome aboard

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the Vancouver.

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She's a beaut, isn't she?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, the captain, your captain,

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has ordered us to look
for alternatives to implosion.

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I'm gonna have you two
run diagnostics

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On the simulation mainframe.

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You both comfortable using T88s?

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Yes, sir. So comfortable.

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Super comfortable.

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Ha. I like that enthusiasm.

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Tell you what,
whoever finishes first

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gets their very own T88.

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Wait. You mean, like,
we get to keep them?

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Or-or is this, like,
a borrow thing?

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Like, we're gonna have
to give them back, right?

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Nope. I mean keep,
like "you keep it."

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- Ah!
- Sorry, sir.

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Just checking
if this is a dream.

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I've got a bad feeling
about Barb.

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I know. I can't believe
she used to date Jet!

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That guy's like a Kirk sundae
with Trip Tucker sprinkles.

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I'm not messing around.

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Barb is way, way,
way out of your league.

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Not out of Jet's league. I...

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Uh, I-I got to get jacked.
Here we go.

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Brad, when
a Starfleet relationship

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seems too good to be true, then...

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red alert, man... it probably is.

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You think she's cheating on me?!

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No! I think she's a secret alien
who's gonna eat you

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or a Romulan spy
or a salt succubus

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or an android or a changeling

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or one of those sexy people
in rompers

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that murders you
just for going on the grass!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I'm sorry, you're saying

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that because Barb is awesome
and hot and dating me

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That she's an alien?

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That is messed up, Mariner!

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That is not cool.

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This is real, Bradward.

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I have seen stuff, man.

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Like back when I was serving
on the Quito...

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You guys...

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Ooh, you hear what happened
on the Enterprise?

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Apparently,
Data's got an evil twin brother

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Who teamed up with the Borg.

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Crazy, right?

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What? Man, it's like a new thing
every week with those guys.

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Right. Like, leave some unknown
for the rest of us.

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Aw, you guys
are such a great couple.

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Oh, what can I say?

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I found the perfect guy.

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Look, I'm not perfect, okay?

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But I do have
the perfect friends.

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Uh, no, Niko,
you are the nicest, smartest,

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handsomest guy on this ship.

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I mean, it's either that

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Or you're
a Harvongian shape-changer.

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I mean, you're too handsome.

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Niko?

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No!

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Shape-changer!

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Angie!

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No...!

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I'm not gonna sit around
and let a face get melted.

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Not again.

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You're not leaving my sight,
mister.

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Every minute
Barb spends with Jet

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Puts me closer to losing her.

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I got to do something.

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And so do I.

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Okay, listen up!
We will relocate

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three tons of moon dust
for people to worship.

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The farmers will have gravity
systems installed for the tides.

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And you three,
your ancestral homes

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will be relocated
to the sixth moon,

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Which will now technically
be the fifth anyway.

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Does that work for everyone?

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-Yeah. -It works for me. -Okay.

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No, you don't understand.

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This moon blocks pollution
from Mixtus III

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From reaching my people
on Mixtus II.

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Without this moon, we'll perish.

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But if we don't destroy it,

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The folks on Mixtus III
will perish.

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I know.
It's an impossible problem.

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Well, we're Starfleet.

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Figuring out impossible problems
is what we do,

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so let's just keep calm
and, uh, try

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- to think of a solution.
- No! If you blow up that moon,

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you're murderers!
You'll have blood on your hands!

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Shut up and let me think!

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All right, listen up, everybody.

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Each of our orbital platforms
will maintain

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- a tractor spread to control lunar debris.
- Ha!

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"Da Brie"?
What is this, a cheese party?

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Hey, babe, it's me. Whoop.

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Okay, okay. Yep.

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-Okay.
-Hey, don't worry, buddy. I got it.

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All right.

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- Thank you, Jet.
- No worries.

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Uh, Brad, um,
what are you doing here?

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Oh, you know, just wanted to see
my girlfriend do her thang.

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Yeah, we're together.

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Uh, anyway,
getting back to the demo...

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Whoa, whoa, stop it! Stop it!

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Turn it off.
What are you doing?!

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Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder.

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Okay, she's not an android,
'cause that tone

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would have disrupted
her positronic brain.

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Whatever she is, she's organic.
Okay, I have to get a sample.

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-Okay, we're gonna... You're gonna leave now.
-I got to...

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Sorry, guys.
Mariner was just leaving.

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Actually,
maybe you should go with her.

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We've just got a lot to cover.

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Oh. But I didn't get
to see you do your thang.

248
00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:00,930
So sweet of you to come by.

249
00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:02,493
I'll meet you later
in the mess, okay?

250
00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:04,034
Yeah, yeah, no,
the mission comes first.

251
00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:05,869
Totally. I'll just, you know...

252
00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,533
- What I'm talking about.
- Oh.

253
00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:10,314
I hope
we never blow up that moon.

254
00:10:10,398 --> 00:10:12,316
These T88s are amazing.

255
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,585
Yeah, they're, like, crazy fast.

256
00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:15,153
How many diagnostics
have you run?

257
00:10:15,236 --> 00:10:17,321
15. Oh, when I come back
with this baby,

258
00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:19,323
The guys in Engineering
are gonna flip.

259
00:10:22,618 --> 00:10:24,888
Yeah, right. It's
gonna be me who takes this back.

260
00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:26,392
I'm gonna blow their minds
in Medical.

261
00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,459
Nope.

262
00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,836
- 16.
- 22.

263
00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:34,380
17. 18.

264
00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:35,840
- 19. 20. 21.
- N-N-No!

265
00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:37,067
- Hey, don't you use your implant.
- 22.

266
00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:37,925
- That's not fair!
- Ooh, 23!

267
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,344
I got to figure this out.
I got to... Wait!

268
00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:42,972
Okay, okay, okay.
So, Barb's not a Dauphin,

269
00:10:43,055 --> 00:10:43,848
but I haven't ruled her out

270
00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:45,516
as a surgically altered
Cardassian spy

271
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,976
or a transporter clone or...

272
00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,537
Bear with me, bear with me...
A Suliban.

273
00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:50,188
Right? Right? A Suliban?

274
00:10:50,271 --> 00:10:52,356
Mariner, stop it.
Barb's not a Suliban.

275
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,401
- But how do you know?
- She's nothing but a great human lady.

276
00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:56,986
You need to stop spinning out

277
00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:58,422
and accept people
for who they are.

278
00:10:58,446 --> 00:11:00,215
Now be quiet. I got to change
everything about me

279
00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:02,159
to trick her into thinking
I'm something I'm not.

280
00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:03,910
Computer,
analyze the coolest people

281
00:11:03,993 --> 00:11:06,037
in Earth history
and replicate me an outfit,

282
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,414
boys size small.

283
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:17,381
Jet. Ugh,
he thinks he's all that.

284
00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:20,384
Well, I can be twice as that.
I can be even thatter.

285
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:26,057
Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl.

286
00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,184
Uh, uh...

287
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,560
How's the view?

288
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,229
That was weird.

289
00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,064
Sup, shippies?
Anyone want to partake

290
00:11:33,147 --> 00:11:35,066
in a little liquid luncherino?

291
00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:36,275
What are you talking about?

292
00:11:36,359 --> 00:11:37,568
Sip it up.

293
00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:40,071
Replicator, beer, big, hot.

294
00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:42,448
- I mean, cold.
Get... Make it cold.
Um,

295
00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:44,575
we're still on duty.
What's gotten into you?

296
00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,994
This is the real Boimler, baby.
Guess you didn't know

297
00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:49,080
You were dating a dude dog
who loves... Whoa!

298
00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:50,414
Brad!

299
00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:52,083
Oh, oh! Oh, no.

300
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,584
Oh. Mariner, no!

301
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:56,921
Ow! What the?
Did you just pull my hair?

302
00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:59,257
Yeah! D... Yeah,
did you just pull her hair?

303
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,050
That is messed up, bro.
Get out of here

304
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,153
- before I do a citizen's court-martial.
- Come on,

305
00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:04,655
- Brad, let me give you a hand.
- Don't touch me,

306
00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:05,930
- you big hunk hottie.
- Okay,

307
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:07,491
I don't know
what's going on right now.

308
00:12:07,515 --> 00:12:09,559
First, you come in
looking sexy as hell,

309
00:12:09,642 --> 00:12:11,686
but then you ruin it
by acting all weird.

310
00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:14,105
- I have to go back to work.
- I-I'll walk you there.

311
00:12:14,188 --> 00:12:16,065
No! I can walk myself.

312
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,276
Come on, Jet. Walk me.

313
00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:21,279
--Okay,
good news. Maybe bad news.

314
00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:24,031
I am, like, 99.8% sure
she's a reptoid.

315
00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:26,450
Gah, will you just drop it?!
Barb is not anything.

316
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:29,412
- I mean, other than a great lady.
- She said you looked sexy.

317
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,348
No, there's no way she's human.
That's her tell.

318
00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:33,291
That is a huge tell.
Look, if she's a reptoid,

319
00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:34,643
she's gonna need to find
a male partner.

320
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:35,707
Jab with her reptoid tail.

321
00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:37,420
Implant her reptoid spawn.
Stay close.

322
00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,213
You're safe with me.

323
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:42,174
Brad! No! Brad!

324
00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:45,303
Sir, the platforms aren't rated
for low altitudes.

325
00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:46,697
They'll have to be
operated manually.

326
00:12:46,721 --> 00:12:48,431
Maybe the captain's
making progress.

327
00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:51,142
You're all murderers! No,
you madmen! You'll have blood

328
00:12:51,225 --> 00:12:53,686
- on your hands!
- She's doing great.

329
00:12:53,769 --> 00:12:56,022
There you go, Jet. That's it.

330
00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:57,982
Keep pushing it in.

331
00:12:58,065 --> 00:12:59,376
- Are you sure it'll fit?
- Huh?

332
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,319
- We'll make it fit.
- Aha!

333
00:13:01,402 --> 00:13:03,195
You're not...

334
00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:04,655
Sex? I heard sex.

335
00:13:04,739 --> 00:13:06,699
- What? - -

336
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,660
You have been a jerko all day,

337
00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:11,621
and now you accuse me
of cheating?

338
00:13:11,704 --> 00:13:13,331
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.

339
00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:15,166
I was freaking out
because you're so smart

340
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:17,668
and pretty and funny, and I'm...
I'm just me.

341
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:19,211
You should be with a guy
like Jet.

342
00:13:19,295 --> 00:13:20,671
That's what this has been about?

343
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:23,049
Bradward,
nothing is happening with Jet.

344
00:13:23,132 --> 00:13:26,135
Oh, no, I ruined everything!
No! No, no, no!

345
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:27,738
It's all dissolving.
It's all dissolving.

346
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:30,348
Look, I fell for you
because you're you.

347
00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:34,518
A sweet, nervous,
dainty-hipped nugget.

348
00:13:34,602 --> 00:13:36,312
Let's try to start today over.

349
00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:38,564
Watch out for the tail!

350
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:40,441
Mariner!

351
00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:42,419
- What's your problem?
- Where's-where's the tail?

352
00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:44,195
Reptoids implant
with a barbed tail. They...

353
00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:45,529
Her name is Barb!

354
00:13:45,613 --> 00:13:48,199
Mariner, what the hell?
I told you.

355
00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:49,200
I just... I thought...

356
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:50,761
I thought there was a tail.

357
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,036
Lieutenant Brinson,

358
00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:53,263
report
to Orbital Platform Gamma.

359
00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:54,306
We need manual activation.

360
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,373
Right away, Commander.

361
00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:57,249
- Hey, come with me?
- Love to.

362
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,053
Seems like a good way
to start the day over.

363
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:01,712
With my human girlfriend!

364
00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:04,048
How was I so wrong?

365
00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,386
Huh? Ugh.

366
00:14:08,469 --> 00:14:10,054
Oh, what?

367
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:12,056
Exoskeletal husk?

368
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:13,724
I wasn't wrong!
Barb's a parasite!

369
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:16,519
Bradward! Bradward, wait!

370
00:14:16,602 --> 00:14:18,229
Bradward!
Get out of my way.

371
00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:19,456
Move! Move, Jennifer.

372
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,500
Bradward! Bradward, wait!

373
00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:23,067
Bradward!

374
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:26,070
- Where's Ron? I want my T88.
- You wouldn't even know what

375
00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:28,298
to do with a T88. Besides,
they're way better for medical.

376
00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:30,133
- What? That's not true.
- You know what I could do with that?

377
00:14:30,157 --> 00:14:31,426
- You know what I could do with it?
- I could solve problems.

378
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,159
I could figure out
when people are sick.

379
00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:32,952
Oh, yeah?
I could solve problems.

380
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:35,371
- I could...
- This is great work.

381
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,373
And you finished
at the exact same time.

382
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:39,500
Looks like you're both
joining the Vancouver.

383
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,210
- Congratulations!
- Wait.

384
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:42,853
What do you mean,
joining the Vancouver?

385
00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:45,756
I told you, whoever finished
first would get to keep the T88

386
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,092
and use it here.
On the Vancouver.

387
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:50,469
We-we thought we'd get
to take it back to the Cerritos.

388
00:14:50,553 --> 00:14:52,273
Hang tight.
I'm gonna write up the transfer.

389
00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:54,765
Don't worry, the admiral used
to be my grandma's neighbor.

390
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:57,101
Quiet guy.
He'll push it right through.

391
00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,106
Computer, locate Boimler.

392
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:04,108
Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap.

393
00:15:04,191 --> 00:15:06,402
Requesting emergency transport
to Platform Gamma.

394
00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:08,320
Authorization, uh, Mariner 8.

395
00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,340
Request
denied. Is that a made-up code?

396
00:15:10,364 --> 00:15:12,825
-Who is this? Clear this channel!
-Aah!

397
00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:15,745
Bradward.

398
00:15:15,828 --> 00:15:18,539
Bradward! Bradward, wait!

399
00:15:19,707 --> 00:15:21,417
Oh, no.

400
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,544
Oh, no, I got to get
to Bradward.

401
00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,524
Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward.

402
00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:30,134
Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward.

403
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,471
Captain's log.
Long-range sensors

404
00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,473
have located a very sexy...

405
00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:37,367
-Mariner! Aah! Stop looking at me!
-Oh, no! Definitely, no!

406
00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:39,471
- Stop looking at me!
- No. No to this and also that.

407
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:47,335
Get out of here!
Barb'll be back any second.

408
00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:48,879
Get out of here!
Barb'll be back any second.

409
00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:50,571
This is me sex time, okay?

410
00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:53,157
Look at this! It's the husk
of a neural parasite.

411
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,326
- I don't care! I'm naked.
- You're not listening!

412
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:58,204
Barb is a parasite.
She's a-a creature of some sort.

413
00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,207
All right. Two for emergency... Hey, give it back!

414
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:04,168
You'd rather make a fake husk
than admit that you were wrong?

415
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,670
Terrible! Shame on you.

416
00:16:06,754 --> 00:16:09,215
It has been a long time
since I've taken a lover,

417
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:11,175
let alone a lover like Barb.

418
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:12,510
I am staying here,

419
00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:14,345
and I am making love
to my lover.

420
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,347
Oh, please stop saying "lover."

421
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,908
Warning. Platform approaching

422
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:19,391
- Critical altitude.
- Whoa!

423
00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,393
Boimler!

424
00:16:25,231 --> 00:16:26,148
Stay away from him!

425
00:16:27,858 --> 00:16:30,152
The Vancouver is awesome.

426
00:16:30,236 --> 00:16:33,155
The fluidic processors,
the tritanium hull brackets,

427
00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,239
the door whoosh.

428
00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:35,366
Whoosh.

429
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,660
Honestly, the Cerritos
might be falling apart,

430
00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:39,203
but that's kind of awesome, too.

431
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:40,621
It's our job
to keep it together.

432
00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:42,424
Yeah, and the way
that she shakes and creaks

433
00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:43,666
and moans at Warp 7?

434
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:44,893
I bet the Vancouver
doesn't do that.

435
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:45,936
With those inertial dampers?

436
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,378
You got to be kidding me.

437
00:16:47,461 --> 00:16:48,688
And you know what
the Vancouver doesn't have?

438
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:51,173
- All our friends.
- We have to tell Ron we're staying here.

439
00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:52,359
What if, what if
he gets mad at us?

440
00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:55,219
He's a professional.
Professionals don't get pissed.

441
00:16:55,302 --> 00:16:57,847
- What?!
- I'm sorry, but we want to stay on the Cerritos.

442
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,807
Tough! I already
wrote up the transfer.

443
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:02,434
As soon as I click this button,
it's going through.

444
00:17:02,518 --> 00:17:04,854
Wait a second, you can't just
transfer us against our will!

445
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,730
Watch me.
Do I need to remind you

446
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:08,440
who my grandma's neighbor was?

447
00:17:08,524 --> 00:17:10,359
I guess I do...
It was the admiral!

448
00:17:10,442 --> 00:17:11,861
And he's a psycho.

449
00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:13,863
Hey, you can't do that!

450
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,865
Don't kick me PADD!
That's an order!

451
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:17,408
Aah!

452
00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:18,491
Hey, got it!

453
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,536
Get back here!

454
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,704
Don't kill my people!

455
00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,247
You're the Federation!

456
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:24,540
You're the good guys!

457
00:17:24,623 --> 00:17:26,375
Remember the Prime Directive?

458
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,210
What? That doesn't
even apply here!

459
00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:30,212
Captain, we're
running out of time.

460
00:17:30,296 --> 00:17:31,481
The flooding has already
started and the platforms

461
00:17:31,505 --> 00:17:33,299
weren't designed for this.

462
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:38,929
I'm not letting you
hurt Boimler!

463
00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:40,723
I'm protecting him!

464
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,808
- From what?
- Hyah!

465
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:46,812
From you! You really think I'd
buy you guys are best friends?

466
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,397
He's mousey, sweet and soft

467
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,274
and you're a badass
space adventurer!

468
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,401
--I knew there
was something wrong

469
00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:53,569
from the moment I met you.

470
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,863
Yeah, no, something's wrong with you.

471
00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:59,241
First, I thought you were
a rogue holodeck character.

472
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:01,952
Then, because of the way you
were lurking around all day,

473
00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:05,247
I thought you were
a Breen infiltrator.

474
00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:07,791
What? That wasn't lurking...
That was protecting!

475
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,253
Finally I realized
you're probably a parasite!

476
00:18:12,504 --> 00:18:13,422
Bitch, you're the parasite!

477
00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:17,426
Exactly what a parasite
would say, parasite!

478
00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:21,680
- Give me back my PADD!
- Let's go!

479
00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:26,352
Do not get on that turbolift!

480
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:29,748
Here's the plan... I'll reroute
the turbolift controls.

481
00:18:29,772 --> 00:18:31,482
You try to guess his passcode!

482
00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:32,650
Give me back my PADD!

483
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,986
The impact on our environment
would affect both of us!

484
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,988
We'd have to move
our whole civilization!

485
00:18:38,072 --> 00:18:39,657
I know! But how can...?

486
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,784
Wait, "both"? What do you,
what do you mean "both"?

487
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,827
How many people are
in your civilization?

488
00:18:43,911 --> 00:18:46,830
- Me and my wife.
- There are two people

489
00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:49,333
On your whole planet?!

490
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,460
Well, yes, we're,
uh, we're rich.

491
00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:52,962
Implode the moon.

492
00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,797
- Yes, Captain.
- You maniacs!

493
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,633
We just redid the floors!

494
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,434
This isn't over.

495
00:19:07,518 --> 00:19:08,852
You don't know Boimler
like I do.

496
00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:10,312
He will figure you out.

497
00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:11,748
I mean, sometimes
it takes him a minute.

498
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,652
Hell, on Sendu IV,
it took him a week to realize

499
00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:16,402
he was peeing in their species'
sinks and not their toilets,

500
00:19:16,485 --> 00:19:17,879
but you know what,
he gets there eventually.

501
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:19,029
Wait, that was him?

502
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:20,823
He told me that happened
to a friend.

503
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:21,740
Yeah, he wishes.

504
00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:23,384
No, someone came in
to wash their hands,

505
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,327
And just caught him going
right in the sink.

506
00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:28,414
You know what?
On our second date,

507
00:19:28,497 --> 00:19:31,750
He "shook hands"
with a Lortian's egg sac.

508
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,378
Oh, stop!

509
00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:35,713
It was so pissed.

510
00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:42,052
Okay, and then, and then
Sqill looked at Boimler

511
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:44,555
and said, "That's my dorsal."

512
00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:48,559
You guys have been
through a lot together.

513
00:19:48,642 --> 00:19:51,687
Yeah, I mean he is a dork,
for sure.

514
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,355
But he's my dork.

515
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,065
Well, you're clearly
not a parasite,

516
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,735
or you wouldn't have let him
in front of the admiral.

517
00:19:57,818 --> 00:19:59,570
Uh, well, thanks, and, you know,

518
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:02,007
You're not seeming so much like
a parasite, either, by the way.

519
00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:04,742
Hey, if it's gonna make you
feel better, just scan me.

520
00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:07,953
You are a human, yep.

521
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:09,597
Man, I mean,
you ever get those feelings

522
00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:10,807
like you are just sure
about something?

523
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:11,933
Like, I was sure
you were a parasite.

524
00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:12,976
But you're actually a very nice,

525
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,043
attractive human woman.

526
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:18,380
Uh-oh.

527
00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:21,467
- Aah!
- This isn't me!

528
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:22,926
I don't want to stun you.

529
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,928
- Then don't!
- Come on, come on!

530
00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:26,555
Give me back my PADD!

531
00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:28,057
Look, just hand me
the phaser... ow!

532
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,892
Oh, my God,
you made me stun you!

533
00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:31,393
I can't feel my hand!

534
00:20:31,477 --> 00:20:33,896
Oh, God, oh, God!
What have I done?

535
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,981
-Ow!
-I got the password... it was "Riker."

536
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:37,459
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't read that!

537
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,484
What the heck?

538
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:41,111
You're transferring yourself
to the Cerritos?

539
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,905
I thought we could swap places.

540
00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:44,823
You don't know
what it's like here!

541
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:46,825
It's so stressful! It's so epic!

542
00:20:46,909 --> 00:20:48,619
It's all,
"Tow this space station,"

543
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:49,929
and, "Calibrate
the Dyson sphere!"

544
00:20:49,953 --> 00:20:52,956
"Go back in time and kill the
guy that was worse than Hitler!"

545
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,125
I just want to be back
on a smaller ship,

546
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,752
doing simpler work.

547
00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,421
I don't want
to be epic anymore!

548
00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:02,674
Geez, working on
the Vancouver screws you up.

549
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,468
I'm sorry I phasered you.

550
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,929
This is not
Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr.

551
00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:09,098
Can we just keep this
between us?

552
00:21:09,181 --> 00:21:11,975
You'll delete
the transfer order?

553
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,602
There. Done.

554
00:21:13,685 --> 00:21:16,438
And, um, throw in a T88
for each of us.

555
00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:18,440
Hey, now, that I can't do.

556
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:20,502
Oh, that's cool. It wasn't
like I was using my implant

557
00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:22,820
to record all this as evidence
for your court-martial.

558
00:21:22,903 --> 00:21:24,780
I was.

559
00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:27,783
Okay, a couple of T88s
coming right up.

560
00:21:35,016 --> 00:21:35,892
Ooh! Ugh!

561
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,167
Ooh! Ugh!

562
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,002
It's squishy! Give me a hand!

563
00:21:39,086 --> 00:21:40,671
Oh, my God!

564
00:21:40,754 --> 00:21:43,632
Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover!

565
00:21:43,715 --> 00:21:46,093
Lover! Lover!
Lover! Lover! Lover!

566
00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:47,176
Oh, God.

567
00:21:47,219 --> 00:21:48,720
Aah! What the hell was that?

568
00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:50,889
It was always me, Barb.

569
00:21:50,973 --> 00:21:52,516
I'm going to treat you
to dinner.

570
00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:54,143
Let me out! Let me out!

571
00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:56,019
Hmm, apparently,
this species reproduces

572
00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:58,647
by making their host
chemically irresistible

573
00:21:58,730 --> 00:21:59,982
to potential mates.

574
00:22:00,065 --> 00:22:01,567
So Boimler must have
picked it up...

575
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,193
Right before he met me, exactly.

576
00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:05,154
Wait. Wait.

577
00:22:05,237 --> 00:22:07,656
So are you saying you only liked
me because of the parasite?

578
00:22:07,739 --> 00:22:09,491
Please. I'm a Starfleet officer.

579
00:22:09,575 --> 00:22:11,719
You think I'd be into a guy
just because of his pheromones?

580
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:14,139
Oh, thank God. I was worried
you were gonna break up with me.

581
00:22:14,163 --> 00:22:16,540
Yeah, listen, Brad,
you're sweet,

582
00:22:16,623 --> 00:22:19,668
But right now, I need to put
all my energy into my job.

583
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:21,604
Specifically, studying
this fascinating parasite.

584
00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:23,046
Lover! Lover!
Lover! Lover! Lover!

585
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:24,566
- Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
- Mwah.

586
00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:25,608
- Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
- Aw.

587
00:22:25,632 --> 00:22:27,509
She did break up with me.

588
00:22:27,593 --> 00:22:28,945
Hey, you'll find someone
who loves you

589
00:22:28,969 --> 00:22:30,846
Without a googa attached
to your skull.

590
00:22:30,929 --> 00:22:32,181
You're just saying that.

591
00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:34,057
No, I'm not.
You're a catch, man.

592
00:22:34,141 --> 00:22:36,602
- You're real.
- I am real.

593
00:22:36,685 --> 00:22:39,188
Hey, Mare, see you next month
at the M'tari tournament?

594
00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:43,859
Oh, you know it, and I'll try
not to bring it downtown.

595
00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:46,236
Oh, shut up.

596
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,030
Wait. You guys made plans?

597
00:22:48,113 --> 00:22:49,553
We bonded
while you were knocked out.

598
00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:51,742
- Over what?
- Nothing. Just girl stuff.

599
00:22:51,825 --> 00:22:53,911
So you shook
a Lortian's egg sack?

600
00:22:53,994 --> 00:22:56,288
Wait, how did...?
Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no!

601
00:22:58,165 --> 00:22:59,708
Aah.

602
00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,210
The Cerritos might be
falling apart,

603
00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:02,920
but it's nice to be back home.

604
00:23:03,003 --> 00:23:06,089
Yeah, I missed that smoky smell.

605
00:23:06,173 --> 00:23:08,550
So, uh, hey, um,
before we left the Vancouver,

606
00:23:08,634 --> 00:23:11,762
I got you something.

607
00:23:11,845 --> 00:23:12,989
You shouldn't have!

608
00:23:13,013 --> 00:23:14,723
Well, I figured
the Cerritos could use them

609
00:23:14,806 --> 00:23:16,117
- a lot more than...
- No, no, no.

610
00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:18,560
I mean, look,
I stole a bunch, too.

611
00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:20,020
Yup, this...

612
00:23:20,103 --> 00:23:21,772
this is why we're friends.

613
00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:56,408
Chirp.

614
00:24:56,432 --> 00:24:59,432
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