1 00:00:05,002 --> 00:00:06,504 Who knew repairing the station grid 2 00:00:06,587 --> 00:00:08,005 Would involve so much sprinting? 3 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:10,174 No talk. Sleep. 4 00:00:12,218 --> 00:00:14,029 - What the? Hey, no, no. Down. - I did it! 5 00:00:14,053 --> 00:00:15,888 - I updated the dog! - Down. 6 00:00:15,971 --> 00:00:17,240 - What does that even mean? Hey! Mm-mm. - In Medical, 7 00:00:17,264 --> 00:00:19,117 they encourage us to do side projects. 8 00:00:19,141 --> 00:00:20,869 - No! Why?! - So I took a bunch of inert carbon 9 00:00:20,893 --> 00:00:22,746 - and built myself a fluffy friend from scratch. - Shut up! 10 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:24,247 - No! Aah! - It's supposed to look like a dog. 11 00:00:24,271 --> 00:00:26,023 - You know, from Earth. - Tendi, 12 00:00:26,106 --> 00:00:27,501 - please get it out of here. - Oh, of course. 13 00:00:27,525 --> 00:00:29,318 Come here! Come here. 14 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:31,254 Ah. She's five percent faster 15 00:00:31,278 --> 00:00:33,131 and six percent smarter. You know, I hand-edited 16 00:00:33,155 --> 00:00:35,050 all six billion sequences. It was really fun! 17 00:00:35,074 --> 00:00:37,076 When did you even find time for that? 18 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,428 Sometimes when I say that I'm going to the bathroom, 19 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:40,371 I'm really recoding her DNA. 20 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:42,224 This little lady's protein bonds totally accepted 21 00:00:42,248 --> 00:00:44,917 The Cas9 snipping without any cellular degradation. 22 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,211 Who has malleable protein bonds? You do. 23 00:00:47,294 --> 00:00:48,814 - Yes, you do. - I don't get it. - 24 00:00:48,838 --> 00:00:51,549 You could've built any life-form at all, and you did this? 25 00:00:51,632 --> 00:00:52,925 It just looks like a normal dog. 26 00:00:53,008 --> 00:00:55,219 That's exactly what I was going for! 27 00:00:55,302 --> 00:00:57,113 I'll go grab my notes so I can read you the juicy parts. 28 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:59,032 You're going to love how I reorganized her mitochondria. 29 00:00:59,056 --> 00:01:00,850 No spoilers, but... 30 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,184 It's super funny! 31 00:01:02,268 --> 00:01:04,728 Just to be clear, this is a normal dog, 32 00:01:04,812 --> 00:01:05,896 and she's messing with us. 33 00:01:14,989 --> 00:01:17,074 Oh, God. Not a normal dog. 34 00:01:17,157 --> 00:01:20,244 Wake me up if it turns into something I need to care about. 35 00:02:30,023 --> 00:02:32,484 First officer's log. An elite team from the Cerritos 36 00:02:32,568 --> 00:02:34,945 has been selected by Admiral Syltrack to liaise 37 00:02:35,028 --> 00:02:37,865 With the Pisepian agricultural colony in disputed territory. 38 00:02:37,948 --> 00:02:39,700 Captain Freeman, Shaxs, and myself 39 00:02:39,783 --> 00:02:41,285 have been enlisted to join the mission 40 00:02:41,368 --> 00:02:44,288 Due to our expertise in the germination of rulot seeds. 41 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:46,331 In our absence, the Cerritos will receive 42 00:02:46,415 --> 00:02:49,501 A temporary transfer of command to a visiting captain. 43 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:54,673 Visiting captain? No! So lame. 44 00:02:54,756 --> 00:02:56,676 I figured you'd love a break from our usual guys. 45 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,677 Sub caps never know what they're doing. 46 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,405 They're all like, "Buffer the phase coils." 47 00:03:00,429 --> 00:03:02,189 And we're like, "What are you talking about?" 48 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:03,474 What are you talking about? 49 00:03:03,557 --> 00:03:04,742 I don't want some babysitter Jellico-type 50 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:05,559 hovering over us 51 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,394 when we're already going to a bog planet, 52 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:08,746 which is, like, the worst kind of planets, 53 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:09,646 as far as planets go. 54 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:11,899 Bogs are actually fascinating. Did you know 55 00:03:11,982 --> 00:03:13,251 - that the spore count can... - I don't want to know about a bog! 56 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:14,586 It's a gross word for a gross place! 57 00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:16,653 Well, you're being very unscientific. 58 00:03:20,657 --> 00:03:22,868 Anyway, I'm into it. 59 00:03:22,951 --> 00:03:24,721 We get to rub shoulders with the visiting crew, 60 00:03:24,745 --> 00:03:26,538 maybe impress another captain. 61 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:28,892 Oh, you're just excited to kiss a whole new butt, aren't you? 62 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:30,143 Well, I wouldn't put it like that. 63 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,668 But yes, very. 64 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:34,296 Hmm... 65 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:35,732 Rutherford! 66 00:03:35,756 --> 00:03:37,066 The visiting crew's gonna be here any minute. 67 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,770 Hey, if I part my hair like this, do I look 68 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:40,385 more promotable or less? 69 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:41,929 More? Less? More? Less? 70 00:03:42,012 --> 00:03:43,722 - Yeah, sure. - You didn't even look! 71 00:03:43,805 --> 00:03:45,682 Sorry. It's this transporter, man. 72 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,185 I'm trying to make it go .07 seconds faster. 73 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:49,454 Mariner wouldn't help me test it. 74 00:03:49,478 --> 00:03:51,813 She said she wanted to wait until I ironed out the kinks. 75 00:03:51,897 --> 00:03:53,625 But how am I supposed to do that if nobody's gonna 76 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:55,359 - help me test it? - Ooh! I'll do it. 77 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,920 I can tell the new captain that, in my spare time, 78 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,671 - I enjoy improving efficiency. - Okay, cool. 79 00:03:58,695 --> 00:03:59,964 I'll just transport you back and forth 80 00:03:59,988 --> 00:04:01,782 super quick. Real easy. 81 00:04:01,865 --> 00:04:02,699 Okay. Beam me up. I mean, 82 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:05,035 Boim me up. You know what I'm saying. 83 00:04:05,118 --> 00:04:07,996 Okeydokey! 84 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:11,585 That was, like, half a second faster than normal! 85 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,293 I can't believe it's working. 86 00:04:13,377 --> 00:04:14,437 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Run me through it again! 87 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:15,461 Do it again! Do it again! 88 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:21,510 - Uh... - Aw, man. 89 00:04:21,593 --> 00:04:22,820 - I thought I solved this. - What?! 90 00:04:22,844 --> 00:04:25,430 Sorry, it's just the last part of the transporter process! 91 00:04:25,514 --> 00:04:26,431 It can be a bit sticky! 92 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:28,392 Sticky?! Am I gonna die?! 93 00:04:28,475 --> 00:04:30,561 No, no! You're just off by, like, one millicochrane! 94 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:33,313 - It's just cosmetic! - What's that noise?! 95 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:34,314 Is that me?! 96 00:04:34,398 --> 00:04:35,440 You hardly notice it! 97 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:37,776 You got to fix me before the visiting crew gets here! 98 00:04:37,859 --> 00:04:39,778 - I can't look like this! - What?! 99 00:04:45,742 --> 00:04:47,953 Oh, well, here we go. Babysitter time 100 00:04:48,036 --> 00:04:50,247 in three, two, one... 101 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:53,792 Amina? 102 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,628 There she is! 103 00:04:56,712 --> 00:04:57,754 Are you surprised? 104 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,798 Oh, my gosh. I thought you were on the Oakland. 105 00:04:59,881 --> 00:05:02,009 Eh, couldn't pass up a water filtration repair. 106 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:03,468 This is crazy! 107 00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:05,304 Wait, and you're a freakin' captain now? 108 00:05:05,387 --> 00:05:06,638 Get those title bumps, girl. 109 00:05:06,722 --> 00:05:08,557 Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. 110 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,683 I've even got a team. 111 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,101 Warren, Prachett, Durga, 112 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:13,478 This is my old friend I was telling you about. 113 00:05:13,562 --> 00:05:16,481 Captain Ramsey... speaks fondly of your time at the Academy. 114 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:18,150 Oh, boy. What'd she tell you? 115 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,152 That when it comes to boots-on-the-ground 116 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:22,029 planetary action, you're the best. 117 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,822 And you look damn good doing it. 118 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:27,034 Curious that you're still an ensign. 119 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:28,386 Ensign Boimler 120 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,870 Reporting for duty! 121 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:34,958 Dude! What is wrong with you?! 122 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,877 Nothing! I'm just phasing! 123 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,669 No biggie! 124 00:05:37,753 --> 00:05:39,338 Disagree! It's kind of a biggie! 125 00:05:39,421 --> 00:05:41,214 Ensign, report to sickbay! 126 00:05:41,298 --> 00:05:42,466 But that's for sick people! 127 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:44,176 - Now! - Aw. 128 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:49,741 How long is this going to last?! 129 00:05:49,765 --> 00:05:51,475 How am I supposed to know?! 130 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:53,477 You look like a goddamn science project! 131 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,520 Then... ow! why are you still taking samples?! 132 00:05:55,604 --> 00:05:56,855 I figured it out! 133 00:05:58,815 --> 00:06:01,193 All right. Boimler's back, baby! 134 00:06:01,276 --> 00:06:03,236 Time to kiss some visiting butt. 135 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,613 Wait, I'm still all phase-y. 136 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,698 Yeah. But you're not making the sound anymore, 137 00:06:06,782 --> 00:06:07,925 which was the worst part, right? 138 00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:09,201 Oh, yeah. That was terrible. 139 00:06:09,284 --> 00:06:10,762 I'm literally hard to look at. 140 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:12,055 I mean, what if... what if... 141 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:14,498 Nobody wants a sparkly cap'n! 142 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:16,041 Oh, all right, all right. Calm down. 143 00:06:16,124 --> 00:06:17,793 I already alerted Division 14. 144 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:19,211 The time travel police? 145 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,880 No! D-14 handles unsolvable space illnesses 146 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:22,756 and science mysteries. 147 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,716 And they can make me a real boy again? 148 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,678 They've got this great medical spa on Endicronimas V. 149 00:06:27,761 --> 00:06:29,054 En... Endicron... 150 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:30,514 Everyone just calls it "The Farm." 151 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:32,891 You'll be pampered and tended to like a precious gem. 152 00:06:32,974 --> 00:06:35,936 You and Mr. Whatever The Hell That Thing Is over there. 153 00:06:36,019 --> 00:06:37,747 Don't worry, The Dog. I won't let them hurt you. 154 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:39,231 Wait, you named it "The Dog"? 155 00:06:39,314 --> 00:06:40,607 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 156 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:41,751 She's a totally normal dog. 157 00:06:41,775 --> 00:06:44,069 Mm, I'm starting to think you know more about DNA 158 00:06:44,152 --> 00:06:46,405 - than you do about dogs. - We don't have any on Orion. 159 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:48,128 We're really missing out. Dogs are great. 160 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:51,868 Aw, look at you. 161 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:53,578 You're just a cute little cinnamon roll. 162 00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:54,996 Yes, you are! 163 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,248 Visiting captain's log. 164 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:58,917 Stardate 57752.6. 165 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,795 The Cerritos is en route to the planet Khwopa to... 166 00:07:01,878 --> 00:07:04,965 perform a repair of their water filtration system. 167 00:07:05,048 --> 00:07:07,300 Once completed, we will... rendezvous 168 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:08,986 with the USS Rubidoux. End log. 169 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:10,071 Will you stop it? 170 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:12,764 Sorry, I just love captains' trinkets, you know? 171 00:07:12,848 --> 00:07:14,933 Come on. Give me the dirt. 172 00:07:15,016 --> 00:07:17,436 Have you seen Ransom's photon torpedo? 173 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:19,020 Barf! No! Disgusting. 174 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,665 No, for real, that is big barf. 175 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:22,607 So, how long do we have you? 176 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:24,043 I mean, it's gonna take a while to catch you up 177 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:25,378 on all the crazy stuff I've been up to. 178 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:27,821 Yeah. That's why I want you at my side. 179 00:07:27,904 --> 00:07:29,865 Getting your perspective on the Cerritos crew 180 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:30,991 would be invaluable. 181 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:34,077 I mean, come on, nobody likes a babysitter captain. 182 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:36,830 Babysitter captain? What? I don't even know what that is. 183 00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:38,999 - What? - So, what do you say? 184 00:07:39,082 --> 00:07:40,834 Want to be my first officer? 185 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,961 Oh! Of course! You've got the dream team. 186 00:07:43,044 --> 00:07:44,884 It's about time this bridge had a kickass crew. 187 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:46,858 I mean, the usual guys are fine, but they're kind of... eh. 188 00:07:46,882 --> 00:07:47,716 Oh, wait, are... Wait, are you kidding? 189 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:48,467 No, you're kidding, right? 190 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,886 - I'm not kidding! - Then yes! 191 00:07:50,969 --> 00:07:52,971 All right. Let's do this... 192 00:07:53,054 --> 00:07:54,139 Number One. 193 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,665 Greetings. 194 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:24,169 I am the Division 14 medical specialist. 195 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:27,172 Aw, thank you. I'm Tendi, and this is my dog, The Dog. 196 00:08:27,255 --> 00:08:29,466 And let the record show we're here under protest. 197 00:08:31,092 --> 00:08:31,885 I must warn you, 198 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:34,971 stepping aboard this vessel is consent 199 00:08:35,055 --> 00:08:37,349 to be surrounded by dark abnormalities 200 00:08:37,432 --> 00:08:39,976 and the clinically obscene. 201 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,020 Uh, how long will it take to get to the spa? 202 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,647 I wasn't sure how many books to bring. 203 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,524 Do not trouble yourself with the journey. 204 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:48,693 The Farm cures all. 205 00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:58,118 So, we were surrounded by four Borg, right? 206 00:08:58,119 --> 00:09:00,038 So, we were surrounded by four Borg, right? 207 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,165 And nobody ever talks about this, but they smell 208 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:03,375 like old trash bags. 209 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,502 What? Four? How'd you get out? 210 00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:07,712 It required unorthodox tactics. 211 00:09:07,796 --> 00:09:10,882 Durga kicked their butts with Vulcan jujitsu. 212 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:12,610 Yeah, well, this one time, Ramsey and I 213 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:14,886 stole Professor Rubichik's old, special car 214 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:16,221 and drove it into the bay. 215 00:09:16,304 --> 00:09:18,098 It was hilarious. He was so pissed. 216 00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:20,934 I love Saul Rubichek. He was my mentor at the Academy. 217 00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:22,227 That car was his life. 218 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:25,313 - I spoke at his funeral. - Uh, well, that was a long time ago. 219 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:26,957 I still do stuff like that all the time. 220 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:29,943 Last week, I put a scorpion in Ransom's bed. 221 00:09:30,026 --> 00:09:31,736 It was bad. He almost died. 222 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,572 Do you often disrupt missions? 223 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:36,116 No, I mean, I do regular Starfleet stuff, too. 224 00:09:36,199 --> 00:09:38,034 Everyone ready? 225 00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:40,203 Let's roll out. 226 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,375 Reports indicate that first contact here 227 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:48,420 Reports indicate that first contact here 228 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:50,143 was a little tricky. The bogs didn't help. 229 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,191 Let's see if we can get ahold of the local authorities. 230 00:09:52,215 --> 00:09:54,050 Copy that. 231 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,220 Hey, are you on a different mission, 232 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:58,388 or are you coming with us? 233 00:09:58,471 --> 00:09:59,890 Oh. Uh, sorry. Right. 234 00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,892 I'll just, uh... 235 00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:06,229 When we're done here, you'll be back to enjoying 236 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:08,481 crystal clear water, King Phibeas. 237 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:11,610 We osmose our most brackish gratitude. 238 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,006 So, uh, you and Ramsey 239 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,173 are pretty tight, huh? How'd you guys meet? 240 00:10:16,197 --> 00:10:17,949 I do not believe that information 241 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,951 has any bearing on our current objective. 242 00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:21,953 Damn, Durga. I was just making chitchat. 243 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:23,848 Critical overpressure. 244 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:26,082 One of the cascade valves must be jammed open! 245 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,459 We've got 30 seconds 246 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:28,793 till the whole system blows! 247 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,295 Mariner, the tricorders. 248 00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:32,172 Um, uh, I... You know, I think I left them 249 00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:33,423 in the transporter room. 250 00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,178 Try clearing it with a subsonic pulse. 251 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,809 I must have grabbed the wrong crate. 252 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:47,270 I-I left all our tricorders back on the Cerritos. 253 00:10:47,354 --> 00:10:50,106 Which is the least useful place for them to be, 254 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,859 First Officer Mariner. 255 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,153 Captain Ramsey, 256 00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:57,113 I just wanted to take a brief pause 257 00:10:57,197 --> 00:11:00,325 from our covert operation to check in 258 00:11:00,408 --> 00:11:02,327 - on my ship. - The Cerritos and her crew 259 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:04,496 have performed admirably, Captain Freeman. 260 00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:06,164 We've repaired the waste pipe on Khwopa 261 00:11:06,247 --> 00:11:07,391 and are waiting on the Rubidoux. 262 00:11:07,415 --> 00:11:09,292 Very good. I've got to go. 263 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,836 These rulot seeds are highly volatile. 264 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,965 I may be called to plant them at any moment. 265 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,675 Godspeed, Captain. 266 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:19,552 Okay, so, they might plant seeds? 267 00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:22,514 Well, sounds like they're on a very important mission. 268 00:11:22,597 --> 00:11:26,351 Strange. The Rubidoux should have arrived by now. 269 00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:28,154 Well, Captain Dayton isn't exactly punctual, 270 00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,897 But we may as well follow up. Initiate long-range scan. 271 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,608 Mariner, 272 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,360 - if you don't mind? - Oh! Me. 273 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:36,861 Right. Sure thing. 274 00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:38,422 Uh, here we go. - 275 00:11:38,446 --> 00:11:40,740 Ah! Uh, s-sorry! Hold on. Uh... 276 00:11:40,824 --> 00:11:43,159 Perhaps Mariner isn't as apt as you recall. 277 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:44,828 Nobody move! Just wait. It'll... 278 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,663 - It'll tire itself out. - Hey. 279 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:49,100 - Just breathe.You've got this. - Uh... 280 00:12:00,093 --> 00:12:01,177 Huh. 281 00:12:03,304 --> 00:12:04,055 Wow, I never knew there were 282 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,890 This many accidents in Starfleet. 283 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:08,393 Which is exactly why Division 14 exists: 284 00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:11,354 to hide the mistakes Starfleet would like to ignore. 285 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,791 - Oh, well, that doesn't sound very Starfleety. - The admirals 286 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:16,192 wouldn't want to jeopardize the allegiance of their officers 287 00:12:16,276 --> 00:12:18,194 by forcing them to work alongside 288 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:20,238 a man whose body is equal parts 289 00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:22,449 accelerated growth and reverse aging. 290 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:25,577 That's right. Stare at me. 291 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:27,203 - I-I wasn't s-staring. - The freak 292 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:29,414 infected by an alien horse bite, 293 00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:32,709 Doomed to live out his days as half a rascal. 294 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:36,087 Everyone would rather avert their gaze instead of curing us. 295 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:38,173 We're inconvenient. 296 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:40,467 But aren't there specialists who specialize in this? 297 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,260 Tell that to Ensign Jenna, 298 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,596 exposed to delta radiation. 299 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,139 Or Ellis and Sanderson. 300 00:12:46,222 --> 00:12:49,100 Neutrino field transporter accident. 301 00:12:49,184 --> 00:12:51,936 - We have two of everything. - Almost everything. 302 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,397 And Anthony. 303 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:59,110 Hi, Anthony. Did it used to be a man? 304 00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,029 Yeah, that's what we're assuming. 305 00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:03,656 Don't worry, The Dog. You don't belong here with these freaks. 306 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,134 I'll break you out first chance I get. 307 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:06,719 Come on, you're making it sound worse than it is. 308 00:13:06,743 --> 00:13:08,912 I mean, we're all going to a resort planet 309 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,622 with gentle nurses and whatnot. 310 00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:12,290 It's gonna be great. 311 00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:13,458 The Farm? 312 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:17,420 You really think they're taking us to a paradise planet? 313 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,506 Wait, yeah. I... Then where are we going? 314 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:22,592 Nowhere. We've been here for months. 315 00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:24,886 This is The Farm! 316 00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:34,895 It's the Rubidoux, Captain. 317 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,439 It's the Rubidoux, Captain. 318 00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,108 All systems appear to be off-line. 319 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,777 I told Dayton to get her energy coils replaced last month. 320 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,403 Looks like I was right. 321 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,823 If power's out, they're probably holed up in a safe room, 322 00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:47,492 waiting for rescue, just like last time. 323 00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:48,868 Durga, Mariner, Warren, 324 00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,472 you're with me. Let's give them a jump. 325 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:59,337 Power has been interrupted in engineering. 326 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,172 Durga, get the main systems back on line. 327 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,400 Mariner and I will figure out where the crew is holed up. 328 00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:05,135 Should be a simple repair for me, Captain. 329 00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:07,303 Check in every 15 minutes. Oh, and someone make sure 330 00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:08,781 to get a picture of me and Captain Dayton 331 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,723 when she thanks me for saving her ass again. 332 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,816 Sorry. Uh, new boots. 333 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:22,986 Wait is going on with you? I really need you to step it up. 334 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,696 Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll do better. 335 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:26,757 You know, it's these darn boots. These boots are, like... 336 00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:28,199 I got... I... Well, I wanted to get, 337 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,410 - Like, a taller boot. - Stop with the boots! 338 00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:31,703 What's up, girl? 339 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,538 What's wrong? You... You want walkies? 340 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,665 Oh, come on. Let's go. 341 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:38,333 Listen up. There's a shift change at 0200. 342 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:41,880 Listen up. There's a shift change at 0200. 343 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:44,215 It's our chance to take the ship. 344 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:45,508 You're talking about a mutiny. 345 00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:47,760 Exactly. We'll find our own planet 346 00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,763 where we won't be treated like failed science experiments. 347 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:54,100 Tonight, freaks fight back! 348 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,186 Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back! 349 00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:59,314 Brother, freaks united are freaks no more. 350 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,691 Say it with me. Freaks fight back! 351 00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:04,110 Yeah. Freaks fight back. 352 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,570 Freaks fight back! 353 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:07,697 Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back! 354 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,940 Is what they were all chanting. We were all doing it 355 00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:11,910 In unison. 356 00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:14,621 Mutiny? On my ship? How dare they! 357 00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,247 Sir, they just want more information. 358 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:18,208 I think if we all sat down in a conference room 359 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,126 and talked it out... 360 00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:25,256 If those freaks think they can mutiny, 361 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:28,384 they're in for a rude awakening. 362 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,863 No, no, no! The only reason I told you is so nobody gets hurt. 363 00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:32,972 We're all Starfleet. We have to follow the rules. 364 00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,933 - I am the rules. - Wait! 365 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:36,660 We can talk this out! Sir! Don't tell them I tattled! 366 00:15:36,684 --> 00:15:37,602 Don't tell them I tattled! 367 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,312 Um, hello? 368 00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:42,106 Hello, Rubidoux people? Hello? 369 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,608 Oh, where are these guys? 370 00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,735 How do you do this every day? It is so boring. 371 00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,111 You used to love space mysteries. 372 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:48,279 Yeah. I used to be dumb. 373 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:49,822 That's one way to look at it. 374 00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,741 - What does that mean? - I expected 375 00:15:51,824 --> 00:15:53,510 to be working with the capable Starfleet badass 376 00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:55,828 I knew at the Academy, not whatever you are now. 377 00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,164 Yeah, and I expected to be working with my fun friend, 378 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,082 - not a total... - Hold it. 379 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,292 These doors have been manually sealed. 380 00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,198 - I don't want to die. - Stand down. We're Starfleet. 381 00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:15,866 - I don't want to die. I don't want to die. - Captain Dayton. 382 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,409 Whoa, Captain, Captain, you're gonna be okay. 383 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,143 No! That thing is still out there! 384 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,312 There's nothing outside except the Cerritos. 385 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:24,148 You don't understand! We're inside of it! 386 00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:27,694 It's time. Let's shake the ship! 387 00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:29,821 - What do you think you're doing? - Uh... nothing. 388 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,155 Mutiny makes you traitors! 389 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:34,367 Mutiny? No, these are just props 390 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,995 That we're using for our... our musical, right, guys? 391 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,331 Stop lying! Boimler told me everything! Brad Boimler. 392 00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:41,642 - Ooh, no, no, no. - Right there... Brad Boimler. 393 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,334 Boimler, what the hell?! 394 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,336 Freaks fight back? 395 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:48,214 From now on, everyone is confined to their quarters. 396 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,341 I suggest you spend the time alone, 397 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:53,136 thinking about how to be more like Brad. 398 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:56,180 Wait, wait, wait. I have no idea how he found out, guys. 399 00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,182 - That's crazy. - Get the rat! 400 00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,226 - Get him! - Guys, no. Help! So many freaks! 401 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,062 We shut down systems because it feeds on electricity. 402 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:05,356 Durga, do not restore power. 403 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,233 Durga, Durga... restore power. 404 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,319 Captain, artificial gravity is coming back on line. 405 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:17,368 What the hell?! - 406 00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,329 Oh, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 407 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,497 How big is this thing? 408 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:28,754 All right, everyone with me. We need to stay calm. 409 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,965 All right, everyone with me. We need to stay calm. 410 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,052 Hallway, now! 411 00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:37,263 Ramsey to Cerritos. Prepare for emergency transport. 412 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,558 Damn thing must be blocking signals. 413 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,354 I don't want to die in space! I don't want to die in space! 414 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,731 - We're all gonna... - Pick her up. 415 00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,625 We have to get to the bridge. That's where we beamed in. 416 00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:50,627 - There's a good chance we can still get a signal out. - Ugh. 417 00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:52,612 Where has this Mariner been all day? 418 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:53,839 - I don't know what you're talking about. - No, no, no, no. 419 00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:55,573 Something's going on here. 420 00:17:55,656 --> 00:17:57,593 Been non-stop screwing up, then suddenly, you're back 421 00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:58,969 to taking charge and punching out captains and... 422 00:17:58,993 --> 00:17:59,993 Wait a minute. 423 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,974 Maybe let's talk, like, after the giant space emergency. 424 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,917 You were taking a dive, weren't you? 425 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,811 You figured out I was gonna offer you a spot on the Oakland. 426 00:18:07,835 --> 00:18:10,213 Yeah, well, maybe I didn't want my best friend 427 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,815 Trying to trick me into a job I didn't want. 428 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:13,758 - You ever think of that? - Ugh! 429 00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:14,943 We all thought you'd be the first captain from our class. 430 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,887 You got the best grades, you kept us all on track. 431 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:20,098 Now it seems like you don't even like Starfleet. 432 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,767 You used to do whatever you wanted whenever you wanted. 433 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:25,061 Now you got to check in with Durga every five minutes. 434 00:18:25,144 --> 00:18:28,314 Because I love leading a team that puts their trust in me. 435 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,899 Fine, but I don't love 436 00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:31,168 that everyone's always screaming at me 437 00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:32,318 to rank up and take charge. 438 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,320 Why can't I just be a super great ensign? 439 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,444 Look, how about you stop pretending to be a, 440 00:18:36,489 --> 00:18:38,074 and I'll stop trying to recruit you, 441 00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,952 - and we can go save these people? - Deal! 442 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:43,454 Got you. - 443 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:46,124 A rat trapped in an airlock. 444 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,959 That sounds about right. 445 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,627 Any last words? 446 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:50,979 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 447 00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,922 I'm just a freak like you, see? 448 00:18:54,674 --> 00:18:56,592 It wore off! I'm not a freak anymore! 449 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,970 Hey, would you look at that! Great! 450 00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,013 You're normal now. 451 00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,974 Enjoy your walk in space. 452 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,232 Wait. Why is the air not being forced from my lungs? 453 00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,819 The Farm! It's real? 454 00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,821 Isn't it beautiful? The missions might be long, 455 00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:19,949 But it's worth it every time we get back. 456 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:22,160 Ooh! Do I have egg on my face. 457 00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,120 Sir, I'm sorry for the whole... 458 00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:26,289 - mutiny thing. - I get it. 459 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,958 The Farm does seem unbelievable. 460 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,502 No, I'm sorry I reacted the way I did. 461 00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:32,896 We should have just talked it out. 462 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,672 Which is what I said we should do! 463 00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:37,467 Next time, we'll avoid a mutiny before it happens. 464 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,927 Maybe paint the ship some friendlier colors, 465 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,180 Turn on some lights so it isn't so creepy. 466 00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:45,725 Enjoy your path to recovery, my friends. 467 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,938 Oh, it's just the way I laugh. 468 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,745 This is where we have to say goodbye. 469 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,580 I never wanted to leave you. 470 00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:09,832 You're not a freak. You're just a good dog. 471 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,627 I will never give up trying to get you back home. 472 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,713 Tendi, you have been an exemplary creator. 473 00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:18,216 But do not cry. I like it here! 474 00:20:18,299 --> 00:20:19,884 There's far more space to run 475 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,053 and many fascinating things upon which to urinate. 476 00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:24,764 Oh, wow. I'm so glad you're happy! 477 00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:27,517 Well, The Dog, then I guess this is goodbye. 478 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,060 Farewell, Tendi. 479 00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:32,897 May the suns shine upon you. 480 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,192 Wait. You knew she could talk and walk? 481 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,069 Yeah, of course she can talk. She's a dog. 482 00:20:38,152 --> 00:20:40,905 - Normal dogs don't do any of that stuff. - They don't? 483 00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:43,108 Wait. But normal dogs hover and spit lightning, right? 484 00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:45,952 - No, none of that! - Oh! 485 00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,454 Well, then this is starting to make a lot more sense. 486 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,998 Hey, you are a freak. 487 00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,918 I know! I just didn't want you to worry. 488 00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,128 Oh, she's such a good girl. 489 00:20:56,212 --> 00:20:59,465 Oh, we call dibs on this cutie. 490 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,092 - Oh. - No, he shouldn't 491 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:03,094 even be here. He's not a freak anymore. 492 00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:05,263 - You're not? - I, uh, I have acid reflux. 493 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:07,723 That's kind of freakish. 494 00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:10,101 Wait, wait, wait! 495 00:21:10,184 --> 00:21:11,852 No. 496 00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:23,197 Not today, snot! 497 00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,536 Durga, report. 498 00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:31,956 Durga, report. 499 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:35,293 There's some sort of alien entity inside the ship. 500 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,003 - Oh, you think? - Okay, everybody, 501 00:21:37,086 --> 00:21:38,366 we're gonna get you out of here. 502 00:21:41,716 --> 00:21:44,468 - Warren, beam us out of here. - I'm trying. There's too many. 503 00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:48,097 - We-we won't have time. - Rutherford! 504 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,866 We need your transporter thing up and running now! 505 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,017 It made Boimler weird! 506 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,143 Boim us out of here! 507 00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:57,940 - Hold on! - Rutherford! - 508 00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:08,159 Come on, baby. Give Rutherford the juice! 509 00:22:19,211 --> 00:22:21,005 Oh, man, I knew you could do it, Ruthy! 510 00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:22,840 Why are we still in phase? 511 00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:24,467 Ah, it's just cosmetic. 512 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:29,180 It's just cosmetic. 513 00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:34,977 Captain's log. 514 00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,396 The evacuation of the U.S.S. Rubidoux was a success, 515 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,024 thanks to the quick thinking of the Cerritos crew. 516 00:22:40,107 --> 00:22:43,361 While the exact classification of this space entity eludes us, 517 00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:47,573 We believe it to be peaceful, in search of a home. 518 00:22:49,283 --> 00:22:50,493 You're cured? 519 00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:52,036 I mean, see? I knew you'd be fine. 520 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,038 Listen, you got to mess me up again. 521 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:56,099 Not permanently, but maybe, like, a nice two-week freak. 522 00:22:56,123 --> 00:22:58,209 I have been tinkering with some ancient plasmas. 523 00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,878 Aw. Good afternoon. I'm Tendi. 524 00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:03,506 How are you today? Ugh. Ugh! 525 00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:06,384 Ugh! She licked me. What a weirdo! 526 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,219 Would you look at that? 527 00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:10,179 Nothing like a big, crazy alien to remind you 528 00:23:10,262 --> 00:23:12,390 Why "space explorer" is such a great gig. 529 00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:14,058 Yeah, it's the best. 530 00:23:14,141 --> 00:23:17,311 Well, Starfleet isn't perfect, but my offer still stands. 531 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,398 If you want a chance to lead by example, I'd have your back. 532 00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:23,609 Yeah, if I was gonna rank up for anyone, it would be you, 533 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,462 but, you know, I still have some stuff to figure out 534 00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:27,363 while I'm lower decks, about who I want to be. 535 00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:30,199 Like, maybe I'll buckle down and become a captain. 536 00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:31,802 Maybe I won't. Probably won't. 537 00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,869 - I just need time to find me. - I know you will. 538 00:23:33,953 --> 00:23:37,039 Well, well, well, beautiful Captain Ramsey. 539 00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:39,041 I'd love to buy you a drink. 540 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:43,087 Oh. Sorry, Ransom. Instincts kicked in. 541 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,172 I'll take a pass on that drink. 542 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,759 Good one, Ramsey. 543 00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:51,095 That's our thing. She's kidding. 544 00:25:24,104 --> 00:25:26,065 Chirp.