1 00:00:14,972 --> 00:00:17,891 The lizard men will no longer be subject to rat oppression! 2 00:00:19,977 --> 00:00:20,894 Aw, they're not oppressed. 3 00:00:20,978 --> 00:00:22,021 We raise them as food. 4 00:00:22,104 --> 00:00:23,022 They-they like it. 5 00:00:23,105 --> 00:00:24,398 Well, we are delicious. 6 00:00:24,481 --> 00:00:26,793 - No. You should be free to do whatever you want. 7 00:00:26,817 --> 00:00:29,903 - What do lizards like to do? - Mm, bask? 8 00:00:29,987 --> 00:00:32,799 - Okay. Then you should bask without fear of being eaten. 9 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:34,033 Well, that does sounds nice. 10 00:00:34,116 --> 00:00:35,576 This will not stand! 11 00:00:35,659 --> 00:00:37,762 - Buddy, my captain's on the way right now. 12 00:00:37,786 --> 00:00:40,140 It's funny. Normally, I'm, like, a huge disappointment to her, 13 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,540 but this time she's gonna be pumped 14 00:00:41,623 --> 00:00:43,250 that I rooted out injustice. 15 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,626 And here comes the praise, 16 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:46,587 - in five... - Attention, everyone. 17 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:49,566 - I'm afraid my ensign has made a huge mistake. 18 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,175 - What? - Starfleet is forbidden 19 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,385 from interfering in your planetary politics. 20 00:00:53,469 --> 00:00:55,447 - You will be free to determine your future 21 00:00:55,471 --> 00:00:57,097 Without our influence. 22 00:00:57,181 --> 00:01:00,225 What? How could you... Oh, screw the Prime Directive! 23 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,227 Hey. 24 00:01:02,311 --> 00:01:04,063 You are way out of bounds here. 25 00:01:04,146 --> 00:01:05,272 They're eating those guys. 26 00:01:05,355 --> 00:01:06,440 What am I supposed to do? 27 00:01:06,523 --> 00:01:07,625 - Report it to me. - Report it to me. 28 00:01:07,649 --> 00:01:10,486 Now I have to explain why there's an interspecies war 29 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:12,821 on a planet that was peaceful yesterday! 30 00:01:12,905 --> 00:01:15,008 - Oh, so you're yelling at me for spreading freedom 31 00:01:15,032 --> 00:01:17,117 Because you don't feel like filing a report? 32 00:01:18,202 --> 00:01:20,972 - Mariner, I swear, if you weren't my daughter, 33 00:01:20,996 --> 00:01:22,289 You'd be off the Cerritos. 34 00:01:22,372 --> 00:01:23,290 If I wasn't your daughter, 35 00:01:23,373 --> 00:01:25,084 you wouldn't be such a bitch all the time! 36 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:27,020 - That's it. That's it! When we get back to the ship, 37 00:01:27,044 --> 00:01:29,022 - You are going straight to... - Yeah, yeah, I know. 38 00:01:29,046 --> 00:01:30,589 Straight to the brig. Shocker. 39 00:01:30,672 --> 00:01:32,692 - Oh, you're not going to the brig. 40 00:01:32,716 --> 00:01:34,468 You're going to therapy. 41 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,929 What?! You think I need therapy? 42 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:38,323 - What? That's... No! 43 00:01:38,347 --> 00:01:39,139 It's the '80s, dude. 44 00:01:39,223 --> 00:01:40,974 We don't have psychiatric problems. 45 00:01:41,058 --> 00:01:42,351 You're a loose cannon. 46 00:01:42,434 --> 00:01:44,412 - I don't care how many lizards you save. 47 00:01:44,436 --> 00:01:46,647 You need professional help. 48 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:49,542 - Dr. Migleemo? Oh, he's the worst counselor in the fleet! 49 00:01:49,566 --> 00:01:52,027 He just tosses out nonstop food metaphors! 50 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:53,487 That's an order, Ensign. 51 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:54,655 Freeman to Cerritos. 52 00:01:54,738 --> 00:01:55,633 - One to beam up. - 53 00:01:55,739 --> 00:01:57,699 I don't need therapy! 54 00:01:58,492 --> 00:02:00,994 Okay, look, will you stop eating these guys 55 00:02:01,078 --> 00:02:02,847 - if we give you food replicators? 56 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:04,915 Ha. I don't know. Can they make nutrient pellets? 57 00:02:04,998 --> 00:02:06,166 Yes! 58 00:03:17,654 --> 00:03:19,632 - Mariner, this report is 59 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:22,576 A veritable fruit salad of insubordination. 60 00:03:22,659 --> 00:03:23,970 I don't want to be here. I broke the rules. 61 00:03:23,994 --> 00:03:25,471 - I'm supposed to be in the brig. 62 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:26,622 Sorry. Captain's orders. 63 00:03:26,705 --> 00:03:28,749 She wants us to meet every week, 64 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:30,375 cooking up some healthy strategies 65 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:33,688 - to marinate you into the officer she knows you can be. 66 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:34,588 I don't want your help! 67 00:03:34,671 --> 00:03:36,107 I want to show the captain that she's wrong 68 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:38,109 - and then get put... in... the... brig! 69 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:39,885 Full stop, Beckett. 70 00:03:39,968 --> 00:03:42,429 We need to find an outlet for all that rage. 71 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:44,490 - Have you ever made paella? 72 00:03:46,642 --> 00:03:48,560 Nice shot, da Vinci! 73 00:03:48,644 --> 00:03:50,330 -Grazie. -Hey, guys. 74 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:51,271 Do you mind if I take over the deck? 75 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:52,439 I've got a big evaluation 76 00:03:52,522 --> 00:03:53,833 with Captain Freeman this afternoon. 77 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:55,293 She's selecting eager to please candidates 78 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:56,860 for her advanced diplomacy workshop. 79 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,946 Problem is, I don't know how eager to please. 80 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:00,489 Ugh, I got to practice. 81 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:03,009 - Computer, load program Boimler seven. 82 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:05,410 - Ciao, da Vinci. - Ciao, Tendi. 83 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,540 Ugh, you simulated the crew? 84 00:04:10,624 --> 00:04:12,084 Yeah, that way, I can pre-interview 85 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:14,145 - so I don't make any mistakes when it's for real. 86 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,629 I uploaded seven years of entries 87 00:04:15,712 --> 00:04:17,190 from the entire crew's private logs... 88 00:04:17,214 --> 00:04:18,257 Aren't those private? 89 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:19,484 - ...and it algorithmically created 90 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,802 A perfect simulation of everyone on the Cerritos. 91 00:04:21,885 --> 00:04:24,596 They'll respond exactly the way they would in real life. 92 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,574 - Ah. 93 00:04:25,681 --> 00:04:26,699 Hey, buddy. How's it going? 94 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:27,992 Don't talk to me! I'm pissed off! 95 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:31,186 Whoa! Amazing! We had that exact same conversation an hour ago. 96 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:34,207 - Yeah. Ah. All I got to do is feed it a scenario. 97 00:04:34,231 --> 00:04:36,775 Then the simulated crew fills in the blanks. 98 00:04:36,858 --> 00:04:38,544 - It'll give me an edge in my interview. 99 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:40,988 - Ahoy, Cap'n. - "Ahoy"? 100 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:43,383 - See? I just learned not to say that. 101 00:04:43,407 --> 00:04:45,575 Congrats on the brownnosing program, butt-kisser. 102 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,202 Only you would... Wait. 103 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,430 - This is a perfect simulation? 104 00:04:50,747 --> 00:04:51,665 What was that? 105 00:04:51,748 --> 00:04:52,892 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 106 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:54,835 "Interior. Rickety metal catwalk. Night"? 107 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:56,729 - Mariner! You can't write that about the captain. 108 00:04:56,753 --> 00:04:58,672 Why waste this on some dumb interview prep? 109 00:04:58,755 --> 00:05:00,733 - I'm putting in my own parameters. - If Freeman sees this, 110 00:05:00,757 --> 00:05:01,776 - you'll get court-martialed. 111 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,718 What did she ever do to you? 112 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:03,719 You say I need therapy? 113 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:04,802 Okay, I'll go to therapy. 114 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:06,888 Mariner, don't touch my code! Don't touch my... 115 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:08,659 - Therapy...! 116 00:05:10,225 --> 00:05:12,352 What the hell? What did you do to my program? 117 00:05:12,436 --> 00:05:13,913 - I made it into an awesome movie. 118 00:05:13,937 --> 00:05:15,856 Oh, I'm gonna work some out. 119 00:05:17,274 --> 00:05:18,692 All right! 120 00:05:18,775 --> 00:05:20,420 --Ooh, nice font. 121 00:05:20,444 --> 00:05:22,696 No, no, what are you talking about? A movie? 122 00:05:22,779 --> 00:05:24,906 What, you wrote out a whole script in two seconds? 123 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:27,218 - -I just, like, hit the act breaks, 124 00:05:27,242 --> 00:05:28,827 - Couple set pieces. - Set pieces? 125 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:29,703 The computer's filling in the rest. 126 00:05:29,786 --> 00:05:31,597 - I made parts for the crew and all of us! 127 00:05:31,621 --> 00:05:32,539 It's gonna be great! 128 00:05:32,622 --> 00:05:34,791 I don't want to do a movie! 129 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,477 That's okay. You were kind of a Xon, to be honest. 130 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:37,812 - You probably weren't gonna make final cut. 131 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:39,546 - Who's Xon? - Exactly. 132 00:05:39,629 --> 00:05:41,149 Ooh, I've always wanted to be in a movie! 133 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:42,400 Can I be the voice of the ship? 134 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:43,901 - "Red alert! Red alert!" 135 00:05:43,925 --> 00:05:45,445 No, no, I got the perfect part for you. 136 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:46,762 - You're gonna love it. - Guys! 137 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:48,388 This is an important work tool, 138 00:05:48,472 --> 00:05:49,991 - not a fun thing to have a good time with. 139 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:51,815 Boimler, pipe down. Shh. Come on, the credits. 140 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,226 I don't want this. 141 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:54,662 - I just want to prep. - Well, tough. 142 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:56,164 - You're just gonna have to wait till it's over. 143 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,999 Come on, come on, come on, let's go get into costume. 144 00:05:58,023 --> 00:05:59,066 Okeydokey! 145 00:05:59,149 --> 00:05:59,941 I'm not getting in anything. 146 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:02,920 - Mariner! I want these credits gone now! 147 00:06:02,944 --> 00:06:04,237 Hmm. 148 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:06,365 Wha? 149 00:06:09,785 --> 00:06:10,577 Yeah! 150 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:12,245 Happy birthday, Captain! 151 00:06:12,329 --> 00:06:14,098 - I might be getting up in years, 152 00:06:14,122 --> 00:06:16,416 But I still hold the hydroscoot speed record 153 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,709 back at the Academy! 154 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:20,146 Captain out! - -RANSOM: Whoa! 155 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,588 Get him, Captain! 156 00:06:21,671 --> 00:06:22,589 Shut up! 157 00:06:22,672 --> 00:06:23,965 I'll kill you! I... 158 00:06:24,049 --> 00:06:25,069 Oh, I can't stay mad. 159 00:06:28,303 --> 00:06:29,638 Good one, Cap'n! 160 00:06:29,721 --> 00:06:30,639 I don't remember giving you permission 161 00:06:30,722 --> 00:06:31,575 - to scoot with us, Ensign. 162 00:06:31,681 --> 00:06:33,321 Yeah, actually, I need to borrow the cap'n 163 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,394 - for a quick interview. - It's her birthday! 164 00:06:35,477 --> 00:06:36,829 Um, can I at least ask what she likes more, 165 00:06:36,853 --> 00:06:39,665 - when bridge officers arrive early or stay late? 166 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:41,149 A question like that makes me think 167 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:43,419 - you're asking the wrong questions. 168 00:06:43,443 --> 00:06:44,778 Good... to... know. 169 00:06:44,861 --> 00:06:46,005 Sorry to interrupt your vacation. 170 00:06:46,029 --> 00:06:47,447 This isn't a vacation. 171 00:06:47,531 --> 00:06:49,675 It's important scientific research. 172 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:51,993 Vacation's over. 173 00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:55,122 Sorry for the short notice, Captain Freeman. 174 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:56,724 - Not a problem at all, Admiral. 175 00:06:56,748 --> 00:06:58,559 - How can we help? - We've received a bizarre message 176 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,085 from the leaders of Idlocana 6. 177 00:07:00,168 --> 00:07:01,729 - Their president wanted to thank us 178 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:03,171 For a wonderful second contact 179 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,673 with the crew of the San Clemente. 180 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:06,091 So? What's wrong with that? 181 00:07:06,174 --> 00:07:08,986 - Starfleet doesn't have a San Clemente. 182 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:12,681 Whoever second-contacted them wasn't our ship. 183 00:07:12,764 --> 00:07:14,200 - What a mystery. 184 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:15,684 Uh, whose boy is this? 185 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:16,977 Ensign Brad Boimler, sir. 186 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,812 Here to learn. 187 00:07:18,895 --> 00:07:20,289 - This impostor... 188 00:07:20,313 --> 00:07:22,190 You want the Cerritos to investigate? 189 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:24,484 Get in, get me intel, then get out. 190 00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:26,879 - And, Freeman, stick to the plan this time. 191 00:07:26,903 --> 00:07:29,322 If this was actually happening, they'd send the Enterprise. 192 00:07:29,406 --> 00:07:31,116 But, you know, artistic license. 193 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:33,594 - Luckily, the Cerritos just went through some upgrades. 194 00:07:33,618 --> 00:07:36,913 We should be more than suitable for the task. 195 00:07:38,999 --> 00:07:41,793 The Cerritos is ready to launch whenever you are. 196 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:43,313 - Oh. 197 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,880 There she is. 198 00:08:40,435 --> 00:08:43,104 She never fails to take my breath away. 199 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,750 - I wish I could kiss her and squeeze her. - Excuse me? 200 00:08:45,774 --> 00:08:48,735 Uh, uh, the Cerritos is a handsome lady. 201 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,963 - You're damn right about that, Boimler. 202 00:08:50,987 --> 00:08:54,783 Call the ship a handsome lady. 203 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,002 Hmm. 204 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:10,590 Captain, we're ready for your command. 205 00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:14,194 - Mm, time to take this puppy off its leash. 206 00:09:32,195 --> 00:09:34,131 The selenium rings are disrupting the sensors, Captain. 207 00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:36,074 I'm not detecting any Federation... 208 00:09:36,157 --> 00:09:37,636 - Hold on. 209 00:09:37,742 --> 00:09:39,703 - Enemy vessel decloaking! - Raise shields! 210 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:47,752 Like a rat to the bait, Freeman. 211 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,273 Predictable as always. 212 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:52,924 - Who is this marauder, Captain? - I don't know. 213 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:56,303 I am Vindicta, vengeance personified! 214 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,096 At last, Freeman. 215 00:09:58,179 --> 00:10:00,515 I will bathe in your blood. 216 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,868 - Oh, boy, somebody's really laying it on thick. 217 00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:05,812 Behold my three henchmen of the apo... 218 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,735 - of the Vin-pocalypse. 219 00:10:07,772 --> 00:10:10,650 Tendi, my savage warrior queen 220 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:15,447 who comes from a long line of thieving Orion pirates. 221 00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:17,907 Yeah, nobody messes with Orions. 222 00:10:17,991 --> 00:10:21,053 - I'll steal from anyone and never give it back. Theft! 223 00:10:21,077 --> 00:10:22,495 And, uh, 224 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:23,872 B-Bionic 5, 225 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:27,018 - half man-meat, half robot-meat, all pain. 226 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:29,169 100% pain. 227 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:33,298 Tremble at the sight of the great Vindicta! 228 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,008 And Shempo. 229 00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:38,237 - I'm Shempo. I was supposed to be played by Boimler. 230 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:40,013 Okay, come on. I don't sound like that. 231 00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:42,641 I love my captain, and I don't want to be doing this. 232 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,452 - All right, that's not too far off. 233 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:46,645 You're posing as Starfleet. Why? 234 00:10:46,728 --> 00:10:49,230 Because I do what I want! Ugh, you're a jerk, Freeman. 235 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,483 You're nothing but a propped up errand girl, 236 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:54,986 blindly licking Starfleet's boot and begging for heel. 237 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,131 - Oh! Vindicta got your ass. 238 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:59,532 Look, there's no need for theatrics, all right? 239 00:10:59,616 --> 00:11:02,595 - I'm sure you're a reasonable... - Shempo got you tea, master. 240 00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:04,871 This is coffee! 241 00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:06,706 I was Shempo. 242 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,434 --That poor Shempo! 243 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,710 You didn't have to do that. Are you out of your mind? 244 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,921 Freeman, you disgust me. 245 00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:15,232 - You're a coward who hides behind rank. 246 00:11:15,256 --> 00:11:16,549 You can't even appreciate 247 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:18,301 your most valuable, creative thinkers. 248 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:20,613 - I am Vindicta! Today you die. 249 00:11:20,637 --> 00:11:22,722 This Vindicta is all over the place. 250 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:24,724 "Hell is empty, and all the devils are here. 251 00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:25,953 Our revels now are ended." 252 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:29,187 Wait, is she quoting The Tempest? 253 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:34,734 "Hell is empty, and all the devils are... 254 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:37,797 - are here." - Wait, this is a recording. 255 00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:39,406 It's a distraction. 256 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:40,865 Winger? 257 00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:42,534 Hi. I'm Lieutenant Lemonts. 258 00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:45,012 - Your one-man show took my breath away. 259 00:11:45,036 --> 00:11:46,371 Thank you. Thank... 260 00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:54,587 Freeman! Bring me Free... 261 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:58,133 - -God, these stupid capes. So much fabric. 262 00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:04,556 Bring me Freeman, and I'll let you live. 263 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:05,890 Never, witch! 264 00:12:07,642 --> 00:12:08,935 Wow. 265 00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:10,228 Boimler did a good job. 266 00:12:10,311 --> 00:12:11,604 Chief Lundy's accent was spot-on. 267 00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:13,499 - Yeah, and the way his face was all blotchy? 268 00:12:13,523 --> 00:12:15,942 - Wait, do you think Billups is in here? - Eh, probably. 269 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:18,278 So I can say whatever I want to my boss 270 00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:20,201 - with no consequences? 271 00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:24,909 - Hey, wait! We have to hench! - Tendi, come on. 272 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,470 - Pirate it up. Take some slaves. 273 00:12:26,494 --> 00:12:29,581 Oh, uh, you know the whole "Orions taking slaves" thing? 274 00:12:29,664 --> 00:12:31,684 - It's not something I really like to... 275 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,293 Dirty Orion. 276 00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:34,294 Lundy! 277 00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:40,300 Give me Freeman! 278 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,802 Attack formation Raptor. 279 00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:44,697 - This isn't my first overpowered space warlord, 280 00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,639 And it won't be my last. 281 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,995 - Ransom, you think you're better than me? 282 00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,979 Better at being the captain's little dick wig. 283 00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:55,148 You can talk the talk, but can you... Ow! 284 00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,876 - -Walk the walk! She can do both! 285 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,818 - Oh, she's walkin' and talkin'. - Sir, quick, 286 00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:01,046 - what's the captain's favorite type of cookie? - What?! 287 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,757 - Tell me before you succumb to the pain. 288 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,990 If I were to bake her cookies, 289 00:13:04,073 --> 00:13:06,159 what would be my best bet? 290 00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:08,596 - Cap's got a sweet tooth. Cookies are a good move. 291 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,663 I've done it myself. But watch out. 292 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,665 She's allergic to... 293 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,460 Allergic to what? Ransom! 294 00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:18,046 Allergic to what?! 295 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,523 - At your stations, people. 296 00:13:19,547 --> 00:13:20,840 This is not a drill. 297 00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:23,718 Billups! Show yourself! 298 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:24,969 Sir, get down! 299 00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:30,308 Engineering, evacuate! 300 00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:35,146 Andy Billups! 301 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,250 - You think you're the best engineer in the fleet. 302 00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:39,874 Well, I've wanted to say something to you 303 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:42,237 for a long time. 304 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,173 - You are the best engineer in the fleet! 305 00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:46,533 - Huh? - I love how you program subroutines. 306 00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:47,700 It's breathtaking. 307 00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,994 It feels so good to say it. 308 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:51,996 Warning. Hydron levels critical. 309 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,540 Damn it! We don't have much time. 310 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,935 - Rerouting the vent system would take a whole team. 311 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,377 If we bypass the indacontrols 312 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:58,540 and suppress the sativents, 313 00:13:58,586 --> 00:13:59,879 it should function as a... 314 00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:01,774 Rudimentary plasma filter. 315 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,843 Wow, for a random space marauder, 316 00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:06,928 you really know your way around a starship. 317 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,323 - Aw, thanks. 318 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:11,099 Intruder! 319 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,452 - When you get to hell, 320 00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,395 Tell the Pah-wraiths that Shaxs sent you! 321 00:14:15,478 --> 00:14:18,231 Special delivery straight from Bajor! 322 00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:20,394 - Ah, shut up. 323 00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:30,243 Borg head? 324 00:14:30,326 --> 00:14:33,286 Explosive. - 325 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,476 --Oh, look! 326 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,627 Oh, Shaxs's earring. You have to wear it. 327 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,355 - Come here. Come here. - Uh, I-I don't know. 328 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,648 Isn't there, like, religious significance? 329 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,441 - I mean, some of his ear's still on it. 330 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,217 Come on, dude. Orions are pirates! 331 00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:47,218 Pillaging's your whole thing. 332 00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:50,155 - Okay, stop! It is not my whole thing. 333 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:52,460 And for your information, many Orions haven't been pirates 334 00:14:52,515 --> 00:14:54,225 for over five years! 335 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:57,496 - Okay, sorry. Look, you can just be my generic warrior henchman. 336 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,606 Come on! Come on, let's go torture the cat doctor. 337 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,250 Like, really torture the hell out of her. 338 00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:02,793 - Her name is Dr. T'Ana. 339 00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:05,403 You're way too into this. This is messed up. 340 00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:07,280 It's the holodeck. It's not real. 341 00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:09,282 Die! Die! 342 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,888 - What is with you today? This is not healthy. 343 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,455 - Can we stop the movie? - No! 344 00:15:15,538 --> 00:15:16,956 No, I'm fine. This is feeling good. 345 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,350 Come on, let me just take down the captain, 346 00:15:18,374 --> 00:15:19,269 - and then we can grab tacos. 347 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,461 I don't want to watch you phaser the captain. 348 00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,296 Phaser? 349 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:26,567 - Oh, it's going to be way worse than that. 350 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,927 I am out of here. Arch. 351 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,803 Hey, come on. 352 00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:32,407 - This isn't you. 353 00:15:32,513 --> 00:15:33,890 It is, too! 354 00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:40,021 Ransom. Shaxs. Anyone, come in. 355 00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,314 No one left to hide behind, Captain. 356 00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:47,654 It's just me and you. 357 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,113 And-and these guys. 358 00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:54,869 You'll never take my ship. 359 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,555 - I don't want your ship. 360 00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,498 I want you to stop treating me 361 00:15:58,581 --> 00:16:00,041 like I'm the bad guy all the time. 362 00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,393 - You are the bad guy. 363 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,003 No, I'm not. Why don't you ever side with me? 364 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:05,463 I don't even know you. 365 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:07,006 Exactly! 366 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,360 Oh, my God. You're-you're crazy. 367 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,553 No, this is crazy. 368 00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,324 - Sir, her ship. 369 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,557 - The warp core's gone critical. - Brace for impact! 370 00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:51,944 Warning. Warning. 371 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:55,555 - - The ship has crashed. Warning. 372 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,229 Oh, damn it. 373 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:08,127 - All surviving crew, emergency evacuation protocol: 374 00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:10,069 Delta Echo. 375 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:12,447 I'll keep systems functional for as long as possible. 376 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:15,199 You can do this. We can do this. 377 00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:16,969 Cerritos strong! 378 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,703 Oh, when are you going to give up 379 00:17:18,786 --> 00:17:20,973 - -the "loving captain" act? - It's not an act! 380 00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,790 I'm overflowing with love and affection! 381 00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,792 - Oh, shut up! - You shut up! 382 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,713 Sir, are you okay? 383 00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:30,089 I'll live, 384 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,484 -but the rest of the crew... - Will be fine. 385 00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:35,219 I initiated a rapid repeating emergency transport sequence 386 00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,263 and beamed the entire crew before we crashed. 387 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,723 What? But that's not possible. 388 00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:40,284 No, it's a movie. You can beam whatever you want. 389 00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:42,119 You can do all sorts of beaming stuff in a movie! 390 00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:43,662 - What?! That is amazing! 391 00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:45,897 - I learned it from you, sir. - Uh... okay. 392 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,993 - What is your problem?! 393 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,618 You've been a jerk since I was eight! 394 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,745 Why do you have to be so hard on me?! 395 00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:02,828 - What? I don't know you! 396 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,943 Get off my mom, you bitch. 397 00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:34,821 Oh! Wait. What? 398 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:37,591 - You simulated me in here, too? Not cool, man! 399 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,826 I got private stuff in those logs! 400 00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:42,495 Emergency transport on signal now! 401 00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:43,848 - Beckett, no! 402 00:18:45,414 --> 00:18:47,166 Oh, great. Well, now it's just us. 403 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,977 Yeah, thanks for ruining the awesome captain-murder 404 00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:50,729 - this was all building to. 405 00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:53,131 We were supposed to fight on a rickety metal catwalk. 406 00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:54,858 Oh. Let me make it up to you. Double punch! 407 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:56,610 --Double block. 408 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,719 - Whoa. How did you...? - I know all your moves 409 00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,638 and everything about you. 410 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:03,075 - I know you dressed up like Toby Targ every Halloween, 411 00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:07,186 Even when you were too old. 412 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,706 - And I know you actually love the warp core! 413 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,440 Take that back. The warp core's lame! 414 00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:15,862 You only break rules because you know 415 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,698 that's what everyone expects you to do! 416 00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:20,134 - If you really were a badass, 417 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,868 You'd do the hard thing and just be 418 00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,369 a good officer. 419 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:29,167 They're not casting you as the villain. You are! 420 00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:38,318 - Hey, I know you might be a psychotic space raider 421 00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:40,219 Whose boss just destroyed my ship, 422 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:43,181 but you... are all right in my book. 423 00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:46,034 - That's a book I'd read cover to cover. 424 00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:49,061 Sir, you're the only person who can see past my mask, 425 00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:51,123 - and knows deep down, I just want 426 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:54,025 To replace a toranium ops module with ionizing subcircuits. 427 00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:56,295 - I know this is crazy, but do you want to just... I don't know... 428 00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,239 Run away together, and we could get our own ship, 429 00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,132 and we can buffer the phase coil whenever we want 430 00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:02,450 or... or realign the matrix. 431 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,786 We can fix the warp engines on our time. 432 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,110 - It would be an honor, sir. 433 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:12,585 Godspeed, you crazy. 434 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,438 - Ugh. Cap'n, I know you've been through a lot today, 435 00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:16,315 But I made you a platter of chocolate chip cookies, 436 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:18,150 and I just want to know what you think before I give it 437 00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,027 - to the real you in real life, so if you could... 438 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,303 The captain's allergic to chocolate. Assassin! 439 00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:25,365 - Great work, Jet! - 440 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,789 That's the kind of assassin-tackling 441 00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:28,309 that'll land you a promotion. 442 00:20:28,392 --> 00:20:29,769 Oh, hell yeah, Jet! 443 00:20:29,852 --> 00:20:31,496 - Wait, wait. Cap'n, Cap'n, where do you want me 444 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,147 To see myself in five years? 445 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,958 Don't answer that, Captain. He's playing mind games! 446 00:20:34,982 --> 00:20:36,067 You're the man, Jet. 447 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,794 -Get him out of here. -Let's go. 448 00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:39,278 How can I be the man, Cap'n? 449 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:40,780 I want to be the man! 450 00:20:50,122 --> 00:20:51,832 That's it. Keep up the act. 451 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,460 Oh, you know so much about me, 452 00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:55,813 but you missed one big thing. 453 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,129 But you missed one big thing. 454 00:20:57,213 --> 00:21:00,091 Oh, yeah, here we go... time for one of your snarky jokes. 455 00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:02,194 - Yeah, I may hate protocol, 456 00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:04,345 But I don't hate this ship. 457 00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:06,031 I don't hate the crew. I work with my best friends. 458 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:09,201 - The captain's my mom. I would do anything for her. 459 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:10,810 Oh, come on. No, you hate the captain. 460 00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,311 You complain about her nonstop. 461 00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:13,830 - It's like your whole thing! 462 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:15,606 Yeah, I mean, she's hard on me, right? 463 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,450 She's the captain, and I'm a pain in the ass. 464 00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:19,005 But if she kicked me off the Cerritos, 465 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,837 - I would be done in Starfleet. 466 00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:23,114 She's watching out for me the only way she knows how: 467 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,384 - in a up, overbearing, mom way. 468 00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:27,827 Oh, please. The only person you care about is yourself. 469 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,224 - Okay, well, then why did I let you kick my ass 470 00:21:32,248 --> 00:21:33,892 To buy time for everyone to get off the ship 471 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:36,669 before the self-destruct timer went off? 472 00:21:36,752 --> 00:21:39,046 - Wait. What?- 473 00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:46,345 No, no, no, no. No, no, no! Aah! 474 00:21:46,429 --> 00:21:48,472 No! 475 00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:54,854 Wow. I can't believe I just got my ass kicked by myself 476 00:21:54,937 --> 00:21:56,499 - and just... Wait. 477 00:21:56,605 --> 00:21:58,205 I guess I like working on the ship and... 478 00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:02,152 - Oh, my God. Therapy works. Guys, therapy works! 479 00:22:04,739 --> 00:22:06,866 Honestly, that was way more therapeutic 480 00:22:06,949 --> 00:22:08,593 - than I thought it would be. I worked through a lot. 481 00:22:08,617 --> 00:22:10,745 I feel great, too. I just wish 482 00:22:10,828 --> 00:22:12,681 I could tell the real Billups how I feel about him. 483 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,308 - Why don't you, man? He's right there. 484 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,417 Nah, I wouldn't want to bother him. I mean, 485 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,917 look at him. Dude's a stone-cold badass. 486 00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:24,175 Hey, T. I owe you an apology. 487 00:22:24,258 --> 00:22:26,320 - The whole Orions-pirate thing. 488 00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,721 I-I feel really bad. I'm sorry if I put you in a weird spot. 489 00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:31,223 Thanks. I appreciate it, and the truth is, 490 00:22:31,307 --> 00:22:33,934 a lot of Orions are capitalist, hyper-libertarian, 491 00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:36,228 gangster pirates, just not this one. 492 00:22:36,312 --> 00:22:37,914 -That's why I'm here. -Oh, well, thanks 493 00:22:37,938 --> 00:22:39,940 For having my back in there. I owe you one. 494 00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:42,068 Um, so, do you want to maybe go sit 495 00:22:42,151 --> 00:22:43,503 - and look at the warp core with me? 496 00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:45,529 Wow, so lame. Yes. Let's do it. 497 00:22:45,613 --> 00:22:48,032 We talking warp core? Ooh, baby, I'm in. 498 00:22:51,994 --> 00:22:54,622 - Mariner. - Hey, Cap. Sorry about earlier today. 499 00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:57,934 - I was way out of line. Thanks for looking out. 500 00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,168 Later, skater. 501 00:23:01,003 --> 00:23:03,482 - "Later skater"? I know she's up to something! 502 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:04,757 What did she tell you? 503 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,384 Captain, you know I can't share 504 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:07,819 - what your crew tells me. 505 00:23:07,843 --> 00:23:09,762 That'd be a real ethical pickle. 506 00:23:09,845 --> 00:23:11,198 What?! If she's planning something, 507 00:23:11,222 --> 00:23:13,140 - I have a right to know. - Carol, 508 00:23:13,224 --> 00:23:14,826 - you're being a pineapple right now. 509 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:17,603 Ugh! Stop referencing foods! 510 00:23:19,563 --> 00:23:21,166 Okay. No more distractions. I just need to know 511 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:22,626 what to wear to the interview. 512 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,002 Computer, continue program. 513 00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:25,712 - Hey, Cap'n, do you like turtlenecks 514 00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:28,006 - Or just standard uniform? - Against insurmountable odds. 515 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,758 Oh, sorry. You got something going on here. I'll wait. 516 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:32,511 - As captain, it was an honor serving beside her. 517 00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:35,955 As a mother, it was a privilege to call Mariner my daughter. 518 00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:38,141 -Wait. What? -That's right. 519 00:23:38,165 --> 00:23:39,834 Mariner was my daughter the whole time. 520 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,961 It's a secret we didn't want anyone to know. 521 00:23:42,044 --> 00:23:43,688 - Uh, uh... -And if someone had ever 522 00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:44,952 Found out she was my baby girl, 523 00:23:45,005 --> 00:23:47,216 I don't know what I would have done. 524 00:23:47,299 --> 00:23:49,093 Probably kicked them off the ship, 525 00:23:49,176 --> 00:23:51,029 - maybe even court-martialed them right out of Starfleet. 526 00:23:51,053 --> 00:23:52,471 I was being crazy. 527 00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:53,973 Thank goodness 528 00:23:54,056 --> 00:23:56,368 - nobody ever found out. - Computer, end program! 529 00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:00,980 Ooh! 530 00:24:01,063 --> 00:24:02,707 - Hey, nerd, we're going to go stare at the warp core. 531 00:24:02,731 --> 00:24:04,650 You want to...? Whoa. You okay? 532 00:24:04,733 --> 00:24:07,153 - Yeah. - All right, whatevs. Hey. 533 00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,214 - Good luck with the interview. You're gonna do great. 534 00:24:12,199 --> 00:24:13,593 --So, you're interested 535 00:24:13,617 --> 00:24:15,286 In the advanced diplomacy workshop. 536 00:24:15,369 --> 00:24:17,997 Where do you see yourself negotiating peace in five years? 537 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,976 - I... uh... 538 00:24:20,082 --> 00:24:22,960 Just take a breath and say the first thing that comes to mind. 539 00:24:23,043 --> 00:24:24,670 - Mariner. - Mariner what?! 540 00:24:24,753 --> 00:24:27,673 - Uh... is hot? - Excuse me?! 541 00:24:27,756 --> 00:24:30,843 - Uh, I don't know! She's not hot! - She's nasty! 542 00:24:34,638 --> 00:24:39,918 - Ensign Boimler didn't bother to prepare for interview. Terrible. 543 00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:53,824 Revenge! 544 00:24:53,908 --> 00:24:55,760 --Not-a today. 545 00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:58,996 Not-a on-a da Vinci's watch. 546 00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:24,164 Chirp. 547 00:26:24,188 --> 00:26:27,188 Subtitles >>>>oakislandtk www.opensubtitles.org