1 00:00:03,572 --> 00:00:05,866 The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta III. 2 00:00:05,950 --> 00:00:07,430 Back in the day, these guys worshipped 3 00:00:07,493 --> 00:00:09,703 a violent god called Landru, who suppressed 4 00:00:09,787 --> 00:00:11,431 their creativity and made them kill each other, 5 00:00:11,455 --> 00:00:13,308 until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer. 6 00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:14,208 Get this. 7 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:16,377 At some point, these knuckleheads went 8 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,045 back to worshipping Landru. 9 00:00:18,128 --> 00:00:19,213 Captain Freeman has been 10 00:00:19,296 --> 00:00:20,881 setting them straight all morning. 11 00:00:20,965 --> 00:00:22,383 I can't believe you all started 12 00:00:22,466 --> 00:00:24,218 re-worshipping the dang computer. 13 00:00:24,301 --> 00:00:26,053 Well, Landru's very persuasive. 14 00:00:26,136 --> 00:00:28,514 Consume the intruders! Obey Landru! 15 00:00:28,597 --> 00:00:31,892 Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself. 16 00:00:31,976 --> 00:00:34,353 Landru apologizes. 17 00:00:34,436 --> 00:00:36,355 This is literally the exact thing 18 00:00:36,438 --> 00:00:37,898 Captain Kirk taught you. 19 00:00:37,982 --> 00:00:39,900 Maybe write it down this time? 20 00:00:39,984 --> 00:00:43,404 Cerritos, two to beam up. 21 00:00:43,487 --> 00:00:45,573 Well, I like purging people during the red hour. 22 00:00:45,656 --> 00:00:47,116 I'm going to keep doing it. 23 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:48,868 Dude, there is no more red hour, okay? 24 00:00:48,951 --> 00:00:51,495 - Let it go. - But I just bought a new scythe. 25 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:56,041 Ugh, Landru. 26 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:58,502 I know, it's always weird revisiting planets 27 00:00:58,586 --> 00:01:00,254 - from the TOS era. - TOS? 28 00:01:00,337 --> 00:01:01,964 It's what I call the 2260s. 29 00:01:02,047 --> 00:01:04,758 Stands for "those old scientists"... you know, Spock, 30 00:01:04,842 --> 00:01:07,261 Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling 31 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:10,931 on crazy new aliens every week back then. 32 00:01:11,015 --> 00:01:13,058 Nothing against second contact missions, 33 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:15,269 but the Cerritos should be popping in 34 00:01:15,352 --> 00:01:18,063 on those legacy civilizations before they unravel. 35 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:20,107 Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation. 36 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,901 We would need specific orders. 37 00:01:21,984 --> 00:01:24,170 I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed 38 00:01:24,194 --> 00:01:26,447 by a Gamester of Triskelion or whatever, 39 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:29,450 because Starfleet has a policy of some intervention. 40 00:01:30,993 --> 00:01:33,954 -Set coordinates for Starbase 77. -Sorry, Captain, 41 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:36,290 but we still have crew on Beta III. 42 00:01:36,373 --> 00:01:38,125 I didn't authorize that. Who is it? 43 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,544 Art supplies! Get your art supplies! 44 00:01:40,628 --> 00:01:42,129 We got paints, we got brushes, 45 00:01:42,212 --> 00:01:44,298 we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy. 46 00:01:44,381 --> 00:01:46,300 Boost your creativity! Express yourself! 47 00:01:46,383 --> 00:01:48,510 Stop praying to a computer! 48 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:51,096 Hoo boy, incoming lecture in five, 49 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,306 four... 50 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:53,807 Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. 51 00:01:53,891 --> 00:01:55,100 Way better than the red hour. 52 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:56,852 Since when do you break protocol? 53 00:01:56,936 --> 00:01:58,580 I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff 54 00:01:58,604 --> 00:02:00,022 while I stick to the rules. 55 00:02:00,105 --> 00:02:01,207 Ensign Boimler? Do you read? 56 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:02,107 Whoa-ho-ho, 57 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:04,318 look at Brad Boimler being cool for once. 58 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,487 Wait, is this because of my teachings? 59 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:08,989 Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos. 60 00:02:09,073 --> 00:02:11,992 Exactly... helpful, character-building chaos. 61 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:13,094 I can hear you, can you hear me? 62 00:02:13,118 --> 00:02:14,995 Aw, Boims! I thought you were gonna 63 00:02:15,079 --> 00:02:16,497 get stuck in middle management, 64 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,249 like this pathetic little fly in amber, like... 65 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:22,044 - Oh, like Ransom! - I am not a little fly in amber! 66 00:02:22,127 --> 00:02:24,171 What did it, huh? My constant mockery? 67 00:02:24,255 --> 00:02:27,508 My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing? 68 00:02:27,591 --> 00:02:29,093 No, no. Look. 69 00:02:29,176 --> 00:02:31,176 If you have to know, I found out about your secret. 70 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,198 You mean never eating after 7:00? it's a miracle, right? 71 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:35,575 - I mean, it does work, you should try it. - Captain Freeman is your mom. 72 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:37,452 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 73 00:02:37,476 --> 00:02:39,645 Oh, come on, Mariner. The captain's your mom. 74 00:02:39,728 --> 00:02:41,021 Your dad's an admiral. 75 00:02:41,105 --> 00:02:42,523 You're basically Starfleet royalty. 76 00:02:42,606 --> 00:02:43,983 How cool is that? 77 00:02:44,066 --> 00:02:45,418 Shut the up right now, Boimler. 78 00:02:45,442 --> 00:02:47,379 - Shut your mouth. - This is a good thing! 79 00:02:47,403 --> 00:02:49,697 Now we can both do some good and you'll just, you know, 80 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:51,323 keep us out of trouble with your mom... 81 00:02:51,407 --> 00:02:53,385 - What?! No that is not how... - I just don't understand 82 00:02:53,409 --> 00:02:55,569 -why it's such a secret. I'd be telling everyone. -Move! 83 00:02:55,619 --> 00:02:57,639 Dude, I do not want people knowing my mom is my mom! 84 00:02:57,663 --> 00:02:59,540 Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 85 00:02:59,623 --> 00:03:01,041 I'm being serious! Shut up! 86 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:03,544 So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, 87 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:06,046 uh, sweet little captain kisses? 88 00:04:31,423 --> 00:04:34,093 - Plasma ring scan is complete, Captain Dayton. - Oh, yeah. 89 00:04:34,176 --> 00:04:35,761 I loved the Rubidoux, but nothing beats 90 00:04:35,844 --> 00:04:37,763 a brand new ship... hey! 91 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:39,598 Who peeled this film off the weapons panel?! 92 00:04:39,681 --> 00:04:41,642 Come on, guys! 93 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:45,312 I want the Solvang to be perfect for as long as possible. 94 00:04:45,395 --> 00:04:47,898 Hey! Take those shoes off right now! 95 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:51,235 What? 96 00:04:52,111 --> 00:04:55,155 - Aah! What the hell was that?! - We're being fired upon. 97 00:04:55,239 --> 00:04:57,449 - Raise shield, red alert. - Get us out of here! 98 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:02,371 Shields at ten percent. 99 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,290 Direct hit to main engines. 100 00:05:07,584 --> 00:05:09,545 Warp! Now! 101 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:20,639 Ah! I can't believe I get 102 00:05:20,722 --> 00:05:21,991 to be orientation liaison for a new recruit. 103 00:05:22,015 --> 00:05:24,101 I am going to show her so many ropes. 104 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:25,853 Hello? Rutherford? 105 00:05:25,936 --> 00:05:27,776 Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little thingy 106 00:05:27,813 --> 00:05:30,023 on my implant's attitude selector. 107 00:05:30,107 --> 00:05:31,900 Crazy about Mariner and the captain, right? 108 00:05:31,984 --> 00:05:33,527 Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day 109 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:35,028 is gonna be super awkward this year. 110 00:05:35,112 --> 00:05:36,697 There's the shuttle! 111 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:39,116 Huh. Look at this new button! 112 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:42,035 Optimistic mode? This is going to be great! 113 00:05:42,119 --> 00:05:44,288 But... sexy mode? Mmm. 114 00:05:44,371 --> 00:05:46,206 Don't mind if I do. 115 00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:49,042 'Ello. Chim chimurri. What's all this then? 116 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:58,594 Aw, it's beautiful! 117 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:01,054 Oh, there she is... The little robot exocomp! 118 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:02,931 Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you Ensign Tendi? 119 00:06:03,015 --> 00:06:05,225 Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am! And I'm so happy you're here! 120 00:06:05,309 --> 00:06:07,936 I'm happy to be here! This is so exciting! 121 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:10,647 Ooh-wee! Howdy there. Now I'm talking like a cowboy. 122 00:06:10,731 --> 00:06:13,692 - That was a weird thing to say! - It sure was! 123 00:06:13,775 --> 00:06:16,570 Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place? 124 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:18,947 Ugh! I just wanted to fly under the radar! 125 00:06:19,031 --> 00:06:20,967 And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer 126 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:22,951 in the fleet was my daughter. 127 00:06:23,035 --> 00:06:24,828 Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom. 128 00:06:24,912 --> 00:06:26,312 Maybe everybody'll be cool about it. 129 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:28,916 Captain, captain's daughter... Uh, I mean Mariner. 130 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:30,125 Oh, what is it, Jack? 131 00:06:30,209 --> 00:06:32,044 Captain, I'm putting together a list 132 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:33,879 of candidates for the Sacramento promotion. 133 00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:36,590 I'd love your input. May I just say 134 00:06:36,673 --> 00:06:39,259 I am very sorry if I ever treated you 135 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:41,261 with anything other than admiration. 136 00:06:41,345 --> 00:06:43,680 Oh, shut up, Ransom! You're such a suck-up! 137 00:06:43,764 --> 00:06:46,725 From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention. 138 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:48,977 No! Be as hard on her as you always are! 139 00:06:49,061 --> 00:06:50,979 - Yeah, be hard on me! - I'm only hard on you 140 00:06:51,063 --> 00:06:52,832 when you make me hard! I mean, I'm-I'm not hard right now! 141 00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:55,150 I mean, I could... I could get hard, if I wanted to, 142 00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:57,736 but I'm not hard right now. I'm so sorry! You're both great! 143 00:06:57,819 --> 00:06:59,821 Ugh! 144 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,785 I heard she's the captain's daughter. 145 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,624 Hey, Mariner, I'm Lieutenant Levy. 146 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:12,769 We went on a date last year. I don't know if you recall. 147 00:07:12,793 --> 00:07:14,002 Yeah, Steve, I remember. 148 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:16,630 You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. 149 00:07:16,713 --> 00:07:19,174 It totally was. So, hey, I was wondering, 150 00:07:19,258 --> 00:07:21,134 could give this to your mom for me? 151 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:23,154 It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate 152 00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:24,805 - the captain's yacht. - Fine. Whatever. 153 00:07:24,888 --> 00:07:26,682 You're the best. Thanks, Mariner. 154 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:28,409 Changelings aren't real. The Dominion War didn't happen! 155 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:30,602 Hey, Mariner! Okay, can you just? 156 00:07:30,686 --> 00:07:32,372 - Oh, okay, little closer. - Hey, don't log that, all right? 157 00:07:32,396 --> 00:07:34,249 - I don't want to see that up on the... Oh! - Hey! 158 00:07:34,273 --> 00:07:36,376 This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign. 159 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,110 Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again. 160 00:07:38,193 --> 00:07:39,820 You think your mom would be okay 161 00:07:39,903 --> 00:07:41,989 with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? 162 00:07:42,072 --> 00:07:45,993 I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. 163 00:07:46,076 --> 00:07:48,120 Captain, we've received a partial distress call 164 00:07:48,203 --> 00:07:49,705 from the Solvang. 165 00:07:49,788 --> 00:07:51,307 I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used 166 00:07:51,331 --> 00:07:53,083 to the controls in her new ship. 167 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,377 Sir, the signal originated in the Kalla system. 168 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,220 Well, there isn't anything distressing there. 169 00:07:57,296 --> 00:07:58,964 The Titan is also within range. 170 00:07:59,047 --> 00:08:01,091 No. Let them know that we have it. 171 00:08:01,174 --> 00:08:03,010 Dayton's going to hate that we came running 172 00:08:03,093 --> 00:08:05,846 to her rescue because someone leaned on a button. 173 00:08:08,307 --> 00:08:11,184 Oh, this sucks. 174 00:08:11,268 --> 00:08:13,270 Yo, yo, Mariner! 175 00:08:13,353 --> 00:08:15,647 I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks, 176 00:08:15,731 --> 00:08:17,691 and I replicated you some hand pies. 177 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:20,152 Hand... What is a hand pie? You know what? No thank you. 178 00:08:20,235 --> 00:08:22,237 - Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm. - I won't be able 179 00:08:22,321 --> 00:08:24,865 to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff 180 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:26,301 now that everybody's paying attention to me. 181 00:08:26,325 --> 00:08:28,201 Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name. 182 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:30,746 He called me "Jen." Who here is named "Jen"?! 183 00:08:30,829 --> 00:08:33,206 Ugh. You are so right. He was clearly kissing your butt. 184 00:08:33,290 --> 00:08:35,083 It's not like he had a prewritten letter 185 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:36,894 of recommendation which would save you so much time 186 00:08:36,918 --> 00:08:38,278 since all you had to do is sign it. 187 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:40,839 - Oh, Boimler, not you! - Ransom's picking someone 188 00:08:40,922 --> 00:08:42,317 to promote to the Sacramento. I need an edge! 189 00:08:42,341 --> 00:08:44,217 Dude, I thought you were done being lame! 190 00:08:44,301 --> 00:08:46,845 Yeah, but it's the Sac. That's a huge career boost! 191 00:08:46,928 --> 00:08:48,948 And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair? 192 00:08:48,972 --> 00:08:50,390 Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend! 193 00:08:50,474 --> 00:08:52,184 Get phased, Lundy. 194 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,686 Wait. No one would know me on the Sacramento. 195 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,396 I'd be a nobody again, like you! 196 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,190 I'm not a nobody. I... 197 00:08:58,273 --> 00:08:59,792 Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento. 198 00:08:59,816 --> 00:09:01,176 I don't know. They might be looking 199 00:09:01,234 --> 00:09:03,129 for someone a little less criminally insubordinate. 200 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:05,739 Good call. I'd better start adjusting my attitude, sir. 201 00:09:05,822 --> 00:09:07,302 - Ew. Don't call me "sir." - Yes, sir. 202 00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:09,046 - Don't. - You technically outrank me, sir. 203 00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:10,970 - What are you doing? Stop it. - Is that an order? 204 00:09:10,994 --> 00:09:13,056 - Yes. I mean, no. - Permission to go to my station, sir? 205 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,124 - You have a station? - Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm. 206 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,751 Nobody's gonna fall for that. 207 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,228 - -I want to give Mariner a present! 208 00:09:19,252 --> 00:09:20,712 That's a processing hub, 209 00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:23,131 and that's a pattern-buffer maintenance hatch. 210 00:09:23,215 --> 00:09:25,384 So, hey, um, do you want me to call you "Exocomp," 211 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:26,927 or do you have an alpha-numeric name, 212 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:30,263 like TT30311? 213 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:32,265 No. I didn't want to sound robotic. 214 00:09:32,349 --> 00:09:34,101 I wanted to be called something normal, 215 00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:36,144 so I analyzed all Federation languages 216 00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:39,272 and calculated a mathematically perfect name. 217 00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:41,274 - What is it? - Peanut Hamper. 218 00:09:41,358 --> 00:09:42,818 Peanut Hamper? 219 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,945 I love it! 220 00:09:46,863 --> 00:09:48,782 Heading to Commander Ransom's office? 221 00:09:48,865 --> 00:09:50,409 - Cut it out. - Cut what out, sir? 222 00:09:50,492 --> 00:09:52,285 I'm heading there as well, to explain 223 00:09:52,369 --> 00:09:54,180 why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento. 224 00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:55,872 You know, Ransom's not just some meathead. 225 00:09:55,956 --> 00:09:57,499 He's gonna see right through you. 226 00:09:57,582 --> 00:09:59,501 Boimler, your record is spotless. 227 00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:01,128 It's freaky. 228 00:10:01,211 --> 00:10:02,851 Thank you, sir. There is more on the back. 229 00:10:02,921 --> 00:10:05,841 On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter. 230 00:10:05,924 --> 00:10:07,151 Mm, sort of stuck between a rock 231 00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:08,361 and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir? 232 00:10:08,385 --> 00:10:10,011 Boimler, you're so promotable, 233 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:12,013 but I live to serve the captain. 234 00:10:12,097 --> 00:10:13,950 I can't think until I work out. 235 00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:15,368 You've been lifting this whole time. 236 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:16,392 Get out of here! 237 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:19,146 I'm trying to think...! 238 00:10:20,397 --> 00:10:21,898 Ooh! 239 00:10:21,982 --> 00:10:23,442 Hmm, dilithium. 240 00:10:23,525 --> 00:10:24,985 It's better than I thought. 241 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:27,320 Dang it! Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh. 242 00:10:27,404 --> 00:10:29,823 Sorry. Ensign Klutz reporting for duty. 243 00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:31,884 Ah, Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot. 244 00:10:31,908 --> 00:10:33,827 I got to make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed 245 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:35,870 during our shift, you know, since she doesn't have 246 00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:37,432 - any hands. - With you watching out for her, 247 00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:40,041 - I'm sure she'll do great. - Whoa. Are you mad at me? 248 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,878 I just think that Dr. T'ana's going to be mean, and... 249 00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:44,880 I'm not. I'm just trying to click 250 00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:48,508 this attitude button until I get back to normal. 251 00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:50,135 Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper 252 00:10:50,218 --> 00:10:52,387 the same as you would anyone else. 253 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:54,198 But she's not like anyone else. - Oopsy-daisy. 254 00:10:54,222 --> 00:10:56,409 She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time. 255 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,144 - How's she supposed to do medical stuff? - Oh! Dang it! 256 00:10:59,227 --> 00:11:00,288 All right, here comes the messy part. 257 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:03,523 Any slight error here can result in instant death. 258 00:11:03,607 --> 00:11:06,234 Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up that Peanut Hamper might have 259 00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:09,154 a little bit of trouble with... 260 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:11,907 Oh. Oh, wow. 261 00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:14,201 Peanut Hamper, this is some of the best micro-suturing 262 00:11:14,284 --> 00:11:15,827 I've ever seen. 263 00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:18,111 I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot. 264 00:11:18,163 --> 00:11:20,165 Oh, I-I could help you With that leg if you want. 265 00:11:20,248 --> 00:11:21,848 Tendi, hang back. I don't want you to get 266 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,061 in Peanut Hamper's way. Ooh. What did you just do there? 267 00:11:24,085 --> 00:11:25,354 It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing. 268 00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:28,381 - It uses half the skin. - Oh, can you show me how to do it? 269 00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:30,568 - Can I... can I see? - Yeah, look at that right there. 270 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:32,469 See how the flesh just folds together? 271 00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:34,012 - A I do! 272 00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:36,056 Wow. Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper. 273 00:11:36,139 --> 00:11:38,391 Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still have a lot to do. 274 00:11:38,475 --> 00:11:40,495 I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, 275 00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:42,103 getting me back up on my feet. 276 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,188 Worry? I'm her liaison. 277 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:46,525 Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory! 278 00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:48,235 Meld that flesh, girl! 279 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:50,111 Melding away! 280 00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:53,448 Ah. "Tips for Remaining Starfleet Uniform Compliant." 281 00:11:53,532 --> 00:11:54,717 The Starfleet Manual? Who are you kidding? 282 00:11:54,741 --> 00:11:56,177 It is so messed up that you're trying 283 00:11:56,201 --> 00:11:57,536 to cheat me out of a promotion. 284 00:11:57,619 --> 00:11:59,287 How am I cheating? You're always 285 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:00,431 telling me to be like this. 286 00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:02,290 I meant to actually try sometimes! 287 00:12:02,374 --> 00:12:05,094 - Not to profit off of nepotism. - Nobody would know Freeman's my mom 288 00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:06,962 if you hadn't ratted me out, 289 00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:08,922 so why don't you go ahead and blame yourself? 290 00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:11,091 - No! I blame you! - And I blame you right back! 291 00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:14,386 Red alert. 292 00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:15,469 Shields up. 293 00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:23,103 Collision alert. Impacts on Decks Three, 15 and 20. 294 00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:26,026 - My God! Is that the Solvang? - I'm not reading any life signs. 295 00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:28,108 The whole crew, they've been wiped out. 296 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,613 They're harvesting the wreckage! 297 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,032 Evasive maneuvers. 298 00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:44,291 - Shields at 50%. - Send out a distress call, 299 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:46,414 - all frequencies. - They're jamming communications. 300 00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:51,774 Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle 301 00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:53,174 with some sort of mining arm. 302 00:12:53,258 --> 00:12:55,539 - Go to warp. Get us out of here! - No! Shut down engines. 303 00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:57,304 But we'll be sitting ducks. 304 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,698 Dayton would have thought the same thing, 305 00:12:58,722 --> 00:13:01,224 and look what happened to them. Shut it down! 306 00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:22,162 Mom! 307 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:23,330 I-I'm okay. 308 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,498 Auxiliary power back online. 309 00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:29,502 Ha-ha-ha! I thought the Enterprise was strong. 310 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,588 We are strong. 311 00:13:31,671 --> 00:13:33,840 This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. 312 00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:37,344 We thought you were the Enterprise. 313 00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:39,596 Pakleds? What the hell do you want? 314 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:43,391 We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces, 315 00:13:43,475 --> 00:13:45,977 so that we have all the ship pieces! 316 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,563 Look, just stop this senseless attack, and let's discuss... 317 00:13:48,647 --> 00:13:50,899 No! 318 00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,400 No. 319 00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:53,985 We are strong! 320 00:13:54,069 --> 00:13:55,862 We will cut your ship apart! 321 00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:57,864 This doesn't make any sense. 322 00:13:57,947 --> 00:13:59,574 The Pakleds aren't this powerful. 323 00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:01,534 I thought they were kind of a joke. 324 00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:02,827 Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. 325 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:03,971 Pakleds would fake distress calls 326 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:05,664 so they could steal technology 327 00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,558 from anyone who showed up to help, but I'm detecting 328 00:14:07,582 --> 00:14:09,793 weapons from over 30 different species. 329 00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:12,045 Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore. 330 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:28,853 - They're phasering the hull! - Carving us up like a First Contact Day salmon. 331 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:31,898 No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand. 332 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:33,775 We're out of options! 333 00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:36,569 Then I need someone to make me some. 334 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,905 Me? What am I supposed to do? I-I don't know these guys. 335 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,365 Do what you do best. 336 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,367 I need a dangerous, half-baked solution 337 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:45,620 that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. 338 00:14:45,704 --> 00:14:48,581 That's an order. 339 00:14:48,665 --> 00:14:51,727 - Boimler, what kind of computer systems do the Pakleds use? - They steal components 340 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:52,937 from other cultures, which means their code base 341 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,980 - would have to be wide open. - You catch that, Rutherford? 342 00:14:55,004 --> 00:14:58,591 We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system! 343 00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:00,552 Exactly. Wait, why are you so chipper? 344 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:01,803 Implant stuff! 345 00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,638 They've got us outgunned, and they know it. 346 00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:04,597 But they're taking their time. 347 00:15:04,681 --> 00:15:06,766 If we can plant a virus in their system, 348 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,811 - we can cripple their ship. - Who here could whip up a code like that? 349 00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:12,480 They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius. 350 00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:15,442 Ha-ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 351 00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,444 Can I teach you a lesson? 352 00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:20,488 Badgey! I need you to code a virus for me. 353 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:23,008 Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols. 354 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,492 Wait. 355 00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:26,453 You're not gonna try to kill me again, are you? 356 00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:27,787 Ha-ha! I'm Badgey! 357 00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,456 Uh, fine. 358 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,499 Computer, disable safety protocols. 359 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,586 Oh, yeah! There we go. 360 00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:35,670 Hello, Father. 361 00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:37,547 I've already created three viruses 362 00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:39,632 that would disable Pakled technology. 363 00:15:39,716 --> 00:15:40,800 You were monitoring comms? 364 00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,802 Oh, I'm always monitoring comms. 365 00:15:42,886 --> 00:15:45,764 - The packet needs to be input manually. - Ho-ho-ho! 366 00:15:45,847 --> 00:15:48,167 - Somebody's gonna have to board their ship! - You know it! 367 00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:50,769 Intruders beaming in! 368 00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:52,979 Very slowly beaming in. 369 00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:54,647 We've got to go! 370 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,820 We have to get to the armory! 371 00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:03,048 Looks like we'll have to repel them the old-fashioned way. 372 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:06,701 Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill. 373 00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:12,832 Uh, guys, right here. Yep. Great stuff in that one. 374 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:16,044 - All the way in back there? - How much contraband have you hidden on my ship? 375 00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:17,796 I don't know. A lot. 376 00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:30,975 Side roll. Side roll. 377 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:32,143 Double hand punch! 378 00:16:35,939 --> 00:16:37,819 - Pakled! - Mariner, in case we don't make it... 379 00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:38,650 We're making it. 380 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,193 I wasn't mad that you were stealing 381 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:41,194 the Sacramento promotion. 382 00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:42,529 I apply for those all the time. 383 00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:43,631 Nothing ever comes of it. 384 00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,132 What? Then why were you freaking out? 385 00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:48,034 Because you would have gotten it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay? 386 00:16:48,117 --> 00:16:50,679 - You're my best friend. - Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? 387 00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:52,163 Just shut up! 388 00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,873 Pakled! 389 00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:59,379 Mom! 390 00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:07,846 Ransom, get our backs! 391 00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:08,972 Way ahead of you! 392 00:17:09,055 --> 00:17:10,056 My head! 393 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,892 Sorry. 394 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:14,976 I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick! 395 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:17,021 Did we save the Cerritos? 396 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,189 Working on it. 397 00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:20,149 Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus. 398 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,127 But someone has to take it to the ship. 399 00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:23,736 But who's small enough to go undetected? 400 00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,297 Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 401 00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:27,299 Someone who can travel with the program safely stored 402 00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:28,908 in her hard drive. 403 00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:30,243 Peanut Hamper! 404 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:31,637 You can load the code into their ship 405 00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:32,680 using your robotic abilities. 406 00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:34,080 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 407 00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:35,748 you're gonna save the day! 408 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,710 Eh, I'm gonna pass. 409 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:40,587 I-I'm sorry, what? 410 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,130 All that stuff sounded way too scary. 411 00:17:42,213 --> 00:17:43,573 What about "the needs of the many"? 412 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:45,258 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 413 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,759 not to be a virus bomb. 414 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,678 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 415 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:50,322 - We're all going to die! - Peanut Hamper! 416 00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:52,140 There are so many lives at stake! 417 00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:54,103 You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out 418 00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:55,727 of this whole sitch. 419 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:57,103 Sucks to be organic. 420 00:17:57,186 --> 00:18:00,106 Enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever! 421 00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:03,192 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 422 00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:09,115 That little. 423 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:12,118 Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal. 424 00:18:12,201 --> 00:18:14,037 Let me just upload this. Whoa! 425 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,955 Ugh, feels like an ice cream headache. 426 00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,975 Okay. Now I just need to get on that ship. 427 00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:19,584 Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous. 428 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,020 You must be in a heroic bravery mode 429 00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:22,712 or something. Keep clicking your button. 430 00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,064 L-Let me click it. Click-click your button. 431 00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,673 No, Tendi, this is normal me. 432 00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:27,800 - I've got this. - And I've got you. 433 00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:30,178 Rutherford! 434 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,643 You know I can run on my own. 435 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,159 This is the best day of my life! 436 00:18:53,243 --> 00:18:55,954 - Eat this! - No, no, no, no, no! 437 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,962 Linked up. Come on, come on. 438 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,445 Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y... 439 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:13,012 Download slowing to a crawl? 440 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:15,348 - Wait, why? - Sorry, but no virus 441 00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,684 until after these guys kill you. 442 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,894 - What? Why? - Because you snapped my neck! 443 00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:20,895 - What's the holdup? - Damn it, Badgey, 444 00:19:20,979 --> 00:19:23,356 we don't have time for this, okay? Do it now! 445 00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,899 You want me to disable their systems? 446 00:19:24,983 --> 00:19:26,234 Fine. I'll do it... 447 00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:27,860 explosively! 448 00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,988 He's gonna blow us up! 449 00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:31,751 Not if I have something to scream about it. 450 00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:38,204 Stop it! He's mine! 451 00:19:40,123 --> 00:19:42,917 Hang in there, baby bear! 452 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:51,467 Ah, there we go. 453 00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:59,809 - Ah, they did it! - They got clear of the blast. 454 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:01,394 Bringing main power back on line. 455 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,939 All invaders have been... 456 00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:06,274 neutralized. 457 00:20:06,357 --> 00:20:08,776 As soon as the engines 458 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:10,504 are back on line, get us the hell out of here. 459 00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:13,239 And hey, don't get too comfortable in my chair. 460 00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:14,449 Yes, sir. 461 00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:16,284 No, no, no, no, there's more of them! 462 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:22,331 We have you now, Enterprise. 463 00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,805 All hands to escape pods. 464 00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:38,931 Prepare to abandon ship. 465 00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:40,683 Wait. Incoming ship? 466 00:20:42,727 --> 00:20:44,020 It's the Titan! 467 00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:53,071 Oh, no! It's another Enterprise. 468 00:20:56,532 --> 00:20:59,660 Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited? 469 00:20:59,744 --> 00:21:01,746 It's about time you showed up, Will. 470 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,414 Mariner? This makes us even. 471 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,683 - You know Riker? - Yeah. 472 00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:06,560 Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? 473 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:09,003 Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg... 474 00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:10,963 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Uh... 475 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,508 We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire! 476 00:21:13,591 --> 00:21:15,885 We're talking about this later. 477 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,560 Make us go. 478 00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:26,979 Go, guys, go! 479 00:21:27,063 --> 00:21:29,482 They're retreating! Yes! 480 00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:46,415 No, no, 481 00:21:46,499 --> 00:21:47,875 I don't want any cosmetic changes 482 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,544 - to the Cerritos. - Are you sure? 483 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,380 Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big... 484 00:21:52,463 --> 00:21:54,382 No. I hate it when a ship gets repaired 485 00:21:54,465 --> 00:21:56,968 and comes out looking all Sovereign-class. 486 00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:59,887 I want her to look almost like she usually does. 487 00:21:59,971 --> 00:22:01,889 All right, 488 00:22:01,973 --> 00:22:03,474 we have a good one today. 489 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,853 Fluidic systems and how to reroute them. 490 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:09,564 Fluidics are so messy. 491 00:22:09,647 --> 00:22:11,732 Rutherford, you're awake. Oh! 492 00:22:11,816 --> 00:22:13,609 - I knew you'd be okay! - What? 493 00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:16,028 - What happened? - You saved the Cerritos! 494 00:22:16,112 --> 00:22:18,364 Oh, I did? Wow! That's pretty cool. 495 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:20,408 - Are you my nurse? - Nurse? 496 00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:22,535 No, they just have been giving me time off 497 00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:23,618 so I could sit with you. 498 00:22:23,661 --> 00:22:24,912 Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you. 499 00:22:24,996 --> 00:22:26,038 I'm Rutherford. 500 00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:28,749 Oh, your implant. 501 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,586 I-It must have damaged your long-term memory. 502 00:22:31,669 --> 00:22:33,546 Do you remember me at all? 503 00:22:33,629 --> 00:22:35,590 Well, no. But don't take it personally. 504 00:22:35,673 --> 00:22:37,341 I don't remember what I don't remember. 505 00:22:38,801 --> 00:22:41,554 You know what this means, right? 506 00:22:41,637 --> 00:22:44,849 We get to become best friends all over again! 507 00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:46,017 Okeydokey. 508 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:52,064 We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxs' sacrifice. 509 00:22:52,148 --> 00:22:55,067 He's with the Prophets now. 510 00:23:00,031 --> 00:23:02,867 I can't even begin to imagine 511 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,785 - how I'm going to replace him. - Well, 512 00:23:04,869 --> 00:23:07,371 wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming 513 00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,624 in someone's face and ejecting a warp core. 514 00:23:09,707 --> 00:23:11,626 I'd like to think you're right. 515 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:13,586 Ensign Beckett Mariner, 516 00:23:13,669 --> 00:23:15,469 beamed down to Beta III without authorization. 517 00:23:15,504 --> 00:23:16,756 Oh, what, seriously? 518 00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:18,424 Contraband hidden throughout the ship. 519 00:23:18,507 --> 00:23:21,052 Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble? 520 00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:22,470 Yeah. That's for personal use. 521 00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:23,846 I've got a whole year's worth 522 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,765 of your insubordinations right here. 523 00:23:25,848 --> 00:23:27,642 Well, without those "insubordinations," 524 00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:30,019 - we'd all be dead right now. - I know. 525 00:23:30,102 --> 00:23:33,981 Did you know Starfleet considers Beta III a known culture? 526 00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:36,108 They had no idea the Betans had regressed. 527 00:23:36,192 --> 00:23:37,777 And the Pakleds? Well, 528 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:40,071 the Pakleds murdered the entire crew of the Solvang 529 00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,615 because everyone assumed they were a joke. 530 00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:43,908 Yeah, well, that's Starfleet. 531 00:23:43,991 --> 00:23:45,660 Good at observing and bad at maintaining. 532 00:23:45,743 --> 00:23:48,024 You know, we can't just assume people are gonna keep doing 533 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:49,956 the right thing a generation down the road. 534 00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:52,750 I agree. But as captain, 535 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,628 I can't ignore protocol. I'd lose my command. 536 00:23:55,711 --> 00:23:57,129 You, on the other hand... 537 00:23:57,213 --> 00:23:59,966 You see a problem, you can solve it. 538 00:24:00,049 --> 00:24:02,593 Wait, are you saying work together for a change? 539 00:24:02,677 --> 00:24:05,137 Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know? 540 00:24:05,221 --> 00:24:07,974 Instead of up your ass. What do you say? 541 00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:10,685 Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig. 542 00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:13,646 Let's not tell your father. 543 00:24:21,028 --> 00:24:23,072 Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner! 544 00:24:23,155 --> 00:24:25,533 - Over here! Hi. - Carol. 545 00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:27,535 I guess those Cali class ships 546 00:24:27,618 --> 00:24:29,179 can hold their own longer than people say. 547 00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:31,122 Thanks for the assist, Captain. 548 00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:33,833 No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor. 549 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,556 Uh, yeah, well, I remember it differently. 550 00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:37,795 You were sort of my cha'Dich. 551 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:39,547 We used to get in so much trouble. 552 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,507 - "We"? - Deanna, 553 00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:44,552 can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends? 554 00:24:44,635 --> 00:24:46,721 Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence 555 00:24:46,804 --> 00:24:49,807 in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. 556 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,560 Oh! Will they sense that, too? I can make that work for me. 557 00:24:52,643 --> 00:24:54,979 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you made a dog? 558 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,981 Yeah, and it could fly. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 559 00:24:57,064 --> 00:24:58,733 And another time, we stole bunch of T-88s. 560 00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:00,943 Aw, man! The scanners with the purple stripe? 561 00:25:01,027 --> 00:25:02,862 Those are amazing. What else did we do? 562 00:25:02,945 --> 00:25:04,822 I just wanted to say, I was wrong. 563 00:25:04,905 --> 00:25:06,532 I'm glad we followed our guts today. 564 00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:07,867 You are my mentor. 565 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:09,660 Whatever, nerd. Come on, 566 00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:11,537 we can hang without me being your mentor. 567 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:13,265 - I thought you wanted that. - Eh, my target kind of moves. 568 00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:16,083 Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank. 569 00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:18,753 Time to start appreciating what I have right here. 570 00:25:18,836 --> 00:25:20,755 Hey, you know what? I like this new Boimler. 571 00:25:20,838 --> 00:25:23,716 Good work today, Boomler. Ransom says you're one of his best. 572 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,093 Thank you, Captain Riker, sir! 573 00:25:26,177 --> 00:25:27,636 Hey, how about you buy me a drink? 574 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,180 You know, since we're even? Remember? 575 00:25:29,263 --> 00:25:31,033 The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? 576 00:25:31,057 --> 00:25:32,743 We are not even, and we don't use money. 577 00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:35,603 What's happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. 578 00:25:35,686 --> 00:25:37,563 Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel! 579 00:25:37,646 --> 00:25:39,833 Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your ass. 580 00:25:39,857 --> 00:25:41,776 I cannot believe that you took a promotion 581 00:25:41,859 --> 00:25:44,653 to the mother Titan! Call me. 582 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:46,173 Hey, Brad. We got to scoot. 583 00:25:46,197 --> 00:25:47,907 So get your boots and strap 'em up, 584 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,075 'cause the captain wants us 585 00:25:49,158 --> 00:25:51,077 to escort Commander Troi to Tulgana IV. 586 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,804 Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense. 587 00:25:52,828 --> 00:25:55,081 There's a bar in Andoria Town you guys would love. 588 00:25:55,164 --> 00:25:56,832 Whoa, you've been there? 589 00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:58,310 Yeah. I can show you around if you want. 590 00:25:58,334 --> 00:26:00,753 Dude, your PADD is blowing up. Who is messaging you? 591 00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:02,630 She's just an old friend. She kind of got mad 592 00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,882 when I took the promotion here. Eh, she'll get over it. 593 00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:07,005 Boimler! You can't keep ducking me forever. 594 00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:08,636 It is a really small galaxy out there. 595 00:26:08,719 --> 00:26:10,822 Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you, and I'm gonna feed you 596 00:26:10,846 --> 00:26:13,307 - to an Armus! You hear me? - Hey, psycho, keep it down. 597 00:26:13,391 --> 00:26:15,471 - We're trying to sleep. - Oh, shut up, Jen. 598 00:26:16,894 --> 00:26:18,646 I'm sorry I'm late. 599 00:26:18,729 --> 00:26:19,647 I was watching the first Enterprise 600 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:21,625 on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? 601 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:23,776 What a story. Those guys had a long road 602 00:26:23,859 --> 00:26:25,027 getting from there to here. 603 00:26:25,111 --> 00:26:26,713 Course set for the Tulgana system, Captain. 604 00:26:26,737 --> 00:26:27,655 Awaiting your command. 605 00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,323 Ah, Tulgana IV. 606 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:31,283 You know, they have a Little Risa. 607 00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,828 Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? 608 00:26:33,911 --> 00:26:35,788 No. Let's take the one we always use. 609 00:26:35,871 --> 00:26:37,790 Right. Give me warp 610 00:26:37,873 --> 00:26:40,334 in the factor of five, six, seven, eight. 611 00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:42,670 Oh, the jazz. 612 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:51,345 Help! Help!