1 00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:15,953 Ross. Triple double. Courtesy of america's favorite burger chain. 2 00:00:16,078 --> 00:00:17,538 Louis won the class action suit? 3 00:00:17,663 --> 00:00:19,915 Ten thousand men of Harvard 4 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,501 want vict'ry today, 5 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:24,920 all: For they know that o'er old Eli 6 00:00:25,045 --> 00:00:28,257 fair Harvard holds sway 7 00:00:28,382 --> 00:00:31,260 so then we 71 conquer all old Eli's men 8 00:00:32,094 --> 00:00:33,679 (uncertainly) My favorite part. 9 00:00:35,472 --> 00:00:37,516 You don't know the lyrics, do you? 10 00:00:37,641 --> 00:00:40,060 Harvey: I don't even know the lyrics, Louis. 11 00:00:40,185 --> 00:00:42,104 Now, are we practicing law down here 12 00:00:42,229 --> 00:00:44,064 or auditioning a chorus line? 13 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:45,607 It's called esprit de corps. 14 00:00:45,732 --> 00:00:47,985 And I just got a $100 million jury award overturned. 15 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,778 I don't have to overturn awards like that 16 00:00:49,903 --> 00:00:53,156 because I've never lost one in the first place. 17 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,077 So, what is this? A new Cologne? Or just a hint of jealousy? 18 00:00:57,202 --> 00:01:00,205 I'm surprised you, uh, don't recognize your wife's perfume. 19 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,457 I know. You're not married. 20 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,252 It's still funny. 21 00:01:05,377 --> 00:01:08,463 You do realize we're celebrating making fat people even fatter, right? 22 00:01:08,589 --> 00:01:11,550 If you wanted to do good, you should have been a fake doctor. 23 00:01:11,675 --> 00:01:13,218 (Clears throat) 24 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:15,262 Business cards. 25 00:01:15,554 --> 00:01:18,640 - Yep. - My mistake is now official. 26 00:01:18,765 --> 00:01:20,142 Come with me. 27 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:24,146 And learn the goddamn lyrics to the Harvard song, will you? 28 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:28,734 Oakhurst capital has agreed to a $200 million licensing deal. 29 00:01:28,859 --> 00:01:29,985 We are at the goal line. 30 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:31,486 How are we on brand protection? 31 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:32,821 The contract is airtight. 32 00:01:32,946 --> 00:01:36,408 The only issue here is to get the joyful toy company to close. 33 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:38,285 I'll go over it with joy one-on-one. 34 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:40,662 (Phone ringing) 35 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:46,668 Protocol in a meeting is to put your phone on silent. 36 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:47,961 0h. Uh... 37 00:01:48,086 --> 00:01:50,631 If it does ring, you answer it. 38 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:53,300 Not in here. 39 00:01:55,052 --> 00:01:57,220 Don't feel the need to rush back when you're done. 40 00:01:57,346 --> 00:01:58,180 Who is this? 41 00:01:58,305 --> 00:01:59,890 Dude, it's Trevor. Don't hang up. 42 00:02:00,015 --> 00:02:03,018 Look, I only get one call. I'm in jail. 43 00:02:03,143 --> 00:02:05,646 I tried to hop this bus at port authority. I was drunk. 44 00:02:05,771 --> 00:02:09,316 It's all messed up. Look, I know we haven't talked since we fought. 45 00:02:09,441 --> 00:02:12,027 But I didn't know who else to call. 46 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:16,239 (Door buzzes) 47 00:02:21,495 --> 00:02:23,163 I'm sorry, man. 48 00:02:23,288 --> 00:02:24,915 (Sighs) I'm sorry. 49 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:28,210 Okay. 50 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:30,379 Trevor: I'm going to pay you back. 51 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:34,299 Mike: Good. Your bail cost me everything I had in the bank. 52 00:02:34,424 --> 00:02:36,927 The thing is, I don't have the money. 53 00:02:37,511 --> 00:02:38,637 What are you talking about? 54 00:02:38,762 --> 00:02:40,722 You were clearing $10,000 a month selling weed. 55 00:02:40,847 --> 00:02:43,350 It went out as fast as it came in. 56 00:02:43,475 --> 00:02:44,518 Came in? 57 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:47,229 I quit. I'm not dealing anymore. 58 00:02:47,354 --> 00:02:48,230 Bullshit. 59 00:02:48,355 --> 00:02:50,691 I'm serious. After we fought, 60 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:54,861 things just started to fall apart. 61 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:57,072 Jenny broke up with me. 62 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:00,784 I didn't know. 63 00:03:00,909 --> 00:03:03,829 Well, I just realized I needed to make a change. 64 00:03:03,954 --> 00:03:05,747 I even sold my bong. 65 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:08,834 What have you done with my friend? 66 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,961 You should talk. Look at you. 67 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:12,605 You look like Gordon gekko's little brother. 68 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:15,382 - Okay. - Are you working on wall street, man? 69 00:03:17,384 --> 00:03:19,594 Why did you call me, Trevor? 70 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:23,265 You're the one person I knew would show up. 71 00:03:24,558 --> 00:03:26,893 You want to ask me for anything? 72 00:03:27,018 --> 00:03:27,853 Else? 73 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:31,481 Look. All I care about right now is keeping my record clean. 74 00:03:31,606 --> 00:03:32,983 (Sighs) 75 00:03:33,859 --> 00:03:36,528 You don't happen to know any good lawyers, do you? 76 00:03:39,072 --> 00:03:41,491 No. I don't. 77 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,413 See the money, wanna stay for your meal 78 00:03:46,538 --> 00:03:49,875 get another piece of pie for your wife 79 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,253 everybody wanna know how it feel 80 00:03:53,378 --> 00:03:56,506 everybody wanna see what it's like 81 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:59,926 I'll even eat a bean pie I don't mind 82 00:04:00,051 --> 00:04:01,595 me and missy is so early 83 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,472 busy, busy making money 84 00:04:03,597 --> 00:04:04,848 all right! 85 00:04:04,973 --> 00:04:09,686 All step back I'm 'bout to dance 86 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:12,856 the greenback boogie 87 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:27,788 Why the rush now? 88 00:04:27,913 --> 00:04:30,040 You've already wasted ten minutes of my life. 89 00:04:30,165 --> 00:04:32,542 Please tell me you didn't wait ten minutes just to scold me. 90 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:34,795 I've been waiting for you to bring the papewvork down 91 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,714 so I can close a nine-figure licensing deal. 92 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:40,300 If your phone rings while I'm talking to ray, 93 00:04:40,425 --> 00:04:44,095 I'm throwing it out of the car while it's attached to your hand. 94 00:04:44,971 --> 00:04:46,640 Eddie hope and the mannish boys. 95 00:04:46,765 --> 00:04:48,767 1959. Three guesses. 96 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,060 Guesses? 97 00:04:50,185 --> 00:04:52,896 Won't be a fool no more 98 00:04:53,814 --> 00:04:55,941 you insult me, Harvey. 99 00:04:56,858 --> 00:04:58,819 Don't worry, we won't be late. 100 00:05:06,284 --> 00:05:09,037 Okay. What was the name of the record label? 101 00:05:09,162 --> 00:05:10,622 Marlin records. 102 00:05:10,747 --> 00:05:12,499 Who covered it in the late '60s? 103 00:05:12,624 --> 00:05:15,710 Ah, I want to say the stones, but... 104 00:05:15,836 --> 00:05:17,063 You need some guesses? (Tires screeching) 105 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:18,255 (Car crashing) Ray: Oh! 106 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,381 Oh, my god. 107 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:25,947 Cab driver: Just like a private car service, huh? 108 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,430 Thinking you don't have to yield? 109 00:05:27,556 --> 00:05:29,099 What? Yield? 110 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:30,350 You ran a red light. 111 00:05:30,475 --> 00:05:32,102 That light was yellow. 112 00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:34,980 - No, sir, it was not. - Are you calling me a liar? 113 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:36,541 - Back off. - Mind your business, okay? 114 00:05:36,565 --> 00:05:37,625 Oh, I'm minding my business. 115 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:38,650 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 116 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:41,653 Anyone throws a punch, I'm going to introduce you to Mr. Taser. 117 00:05:41,778 --> 00:05:44,406 Trade insurance. I'll take reports one at a time. 118 00:05:44,531 --> 00:05:46,891 As much as I'd like to help you out, I'm late for a meeting. 119 00:05:46,992 --> 00:05:50,871 Oh, no. You're not going anywhere. I need a statement from you, too. 120 00:05:51,496 --> 00:05:53,081 Here is my information. 121 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:56,084 I need you to babysit the client until I get there. 122 00:05:56,209 --> 00:05:57,209 Don't mention the deal. 123 00:05:57,294 --> 00:05:58,378 She asks any questions, 124 00:05:58,503 --> 00:06:00,672 just nod your head and look pretty. 125 00:06:02,507 --> 00:06:03,758 (Whistles) 126 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:14,185 (Clears throat) 127 00:06:14,311 --> 00:06:16,938 Ms. Mcafee. I'm Mike Ross. I work with Harvey. 128 00:06:17,063 --> 00:06:20,066 Oh. You're the protégé that he's been gushing about. 129 00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:21,067 He was gushing? 130 00:06:21,192 --> 00:06:22,819 Well, he mentioned that you existed. 131 00:06:22,944 --> 00:06:24,321 For Harvey, that's gushing. 132 00:06:24,446 --> 00:06:27,741 Uh, he's running a few minutes late today. Car trouble. 133 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:29,784 I was just about to have tea with the girls. 134 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:31,202 Would you care to join me? 135 00:06:31,328 --> 00:06:33,163 - I'd love to. - Good. 136 00:06:33,663 --> 00:06:36,416 And for heaven's sakes, call me joy. 137 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:37,375 Okay, joy. 138 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,629 Joy: These are the girls. 139 00:06:40,754 --> 00:06:45,842 Susie, Sarah, Stacy, sinclair, and Sabrina. 140 00:06:46,384 --> 00:06:50,472 Susie, where are your manners? Shake hands with this nice young man. 141 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:56,186 (Clears throat) 142 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:59,439 (Chuckles) Just kidding. I know they're dolls. 143 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:02,567 They're named after my daughters. 144 00:07:02,692 --> 00:07:04,986 I started the company because of them, really. 145 00:07:05,111 --> 00:07:08,782 You know, dolls didn't used to be these cheap, plastic bimbos 146 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:10,700 from China that we have today. 147 00:07:10,825 --> 00:07:13,244 Your mother made them for you by hand. 148 00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:16,498 I wanted my girls to have that same experience. 149 00:07:16,623 --> 00:07:19,000 And here we are, thirty years later. 150 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:20,835 Every parent's worst nightmare. 151 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:21,795 What do you mean? 152 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,590 These little angels, they sell for $90 a pop. 153 00:07:25,715 --> 00:07:27,634 I wasn't born with a Butler, you know. 154 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,219 I've got to say, this is amazing. 155 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:31,388 Taking on a project like a licensing deal. 156 00:07:31,513 --> 00:07:32,973 Why is that amazing? 157 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:35,058 Well, my grandmother could never pull this off. 158 00:07:35,183 --> 00:07:38,103 She's been retired for ten years. 159 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,813 How is that treating her? 160 00:07:39,938 --> 00:07:42,458 She lives near my apartment. I get to see her once a week. So... 161 00:07:42,524 --> 00:07:43,858 That's very sweet of you. 162 00:07:43,984 --> 00:07:46,111 No. No, it's not. 163 00:07:48,113 --> 00:07:52,242 You know, wheneverl needed her, she was there. 164 00:07:53,785 --> 00:07:55,745 No matter what. She'd give me a hug. 165 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:59,165 She'd tell me everything was going to be alright. 166 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,918 Even if it wasn't. 167 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:04,045 And now that she needs me, 168 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:05,630 I am always at work. And I'm... 169 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:07,173 (Phone ringing) 170 00:08:08,675 --> 00:08:11,928 I'm so sorry. Yeah. 171 00:08:12,053 --> 00:08:14,723 Never answer your phone in front of a client. 172 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,975 - But it's you. - What's happening? 173 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,227 Well, actually, we're in the middle of a tea party. 174 00:08:19,352 --> 00:08:21,730 I knew you were the doll-playing type. 175 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:23,148 Put joy on. 176 00:08:23,565 --> 00:08:25,859 Ms. Mcafee. It's Harvey. 177 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:30,572 Oh. Joy, I'm sorry. I have to reschedule. 178 00:08:30,697 --> 00:08:32,240 No need to apologize. 179 00:08:32,657 --> 00:08:34,492 I like this one. 180 00:08:34,617 --> 00:08:36,661 I'll send him back after tea. 181 00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:50,467 Tell me you didn't ask our client for a doggie bag. 182 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:53,178 What can I say? Stacy insisted. 183 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:56,931 I just got off with joy mcafee's general counsel. 184 00:08:57,057 --> 00:08:58,433 It seems she had an epiphany. 185 00:08:58,558 --> 00:09:00,894 She wants less on her plate, not more. 186 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:03,063 I thought you were going to close her. 187 00:09:03,188 --> 00:09:05,023 We need that doll money. 188 00:09:05,148 --> 00:09:06,148 I'm on top of it. 189 00:09:06,191 --> 00:09:08,002 Harvey, it took five months to structure that deal. 190 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:10,403 Please don't make me set fire to your desk. 191 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:16,159 All you had to do was have tea with the dolls. 192 00:09:16,284 --> 00:09:18,995 Donna, schedule another tea party with joy as soon as possible. 193 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,480 And text me the names of her girls. 194 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:23,260 Oh, what a shock. You can't keep girls' names straight in your head. 195 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,751 Just yours, Debbie. 196 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:27,087 See, that's funny because your name is Donna. 197 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:32,008 Harvey specter. I got your order right here. 198 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,343 I didn't order a pizza. 199 00:09:33,468 --> 00:09:35,386 You've been served. 200 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:42,644 The cab driver who hit ray named me as a witness in a civil suit. 201 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:44,270 I need to pay Travis bickle a visit. 202 00:09:44,395 --> 00:09:45,664 Harvey, if you let me go talk to joy, 203 00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:46,832 - I know I can fix this. - No. 204 00:09:46,856 --> 00:09:48,667 You don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess. 205 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,652 Optimally, you don't even have a puppy. 206 00:09:58,409 --> 00:10:01,704 Ross. Rumor has it you talked a client out of $200 million. 207 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:04,457 The deal's not off the table, all right? It's just a speed bump. 208 00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:06,352 Dude, I think we just found him a new nickname. 209 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,294 Speed bump. (Associates laughing) 210 00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:10,421 I feel like I'm back in high school. 211 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:13,049 They called you speed bump in high school? 212 00:10:13,174 --> 00:10:16,261 Kidding. But if you need any boxes to pack up your office... 213 00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:18,012 Ah. Wait a minute. 214 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:19,681 (Groans) 215 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,516 There. I think that belongs to you. 216 00:10:21,641 --> 00:10:24,185 It wouldn't hurt so much if you had thicker skin. 217 00:10:27,772 --> 00:10:29,274 (Phone ringing) 218 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:34,070 What do you want? 219 00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,131 I want to pay you back for posting bail. 220 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:38,449 Trevor, you've owed me forty bucks since fifth grade. 221 00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:39,868 I wrote it off. Okay? 222 00:10:39,993 --> 00:10:41,953 Look, I want a clean slate. Okay? 223 00:10:42,078 --> 00:10:44,706 So, you don't want to see me, I'll mail you a check. 224 00:10:45,248 --> 00:10:46,666 (All chuckling) 225 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:48,835 Okay. 226 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:51,337 Yeah. Let's hang out tomorrow night. 227 00:10:51,462 --> 00:10:53,607 Nothing crazy, though, all right? I have to be up early. 228 00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:56,134 We can crochet pantyhose if that's what it takes to be cool. 229 00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:57,653 I think we can do a little better than that. 230 00:10:57,677 --> 00:11:01,306 Why don't we, uh... Why don't we say Rex's, 7:30? 231 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:02,849 First six rounds are on me. 232 00:11:02,974 --> 00:11:04,494 If you're serious about paying me back, 233 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:06,394 the first hundred rounds are on you. 234 00:11:28,374 --> 00:11:29,626 Oh, it's the tough guy. 235 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:33,546 This is a matter for insurance. 236 00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:34,964 Not a frivolous lawsuit. 237 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:37,592 You know, for your information, I suffered emotional pain. 238 00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:38,927 Emotional pain? 239 00:11:39,636 --> 00:11:41,554 Rub this on your emotional pain. 240 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,224 You condescending son of a... 241 00:11:44,349 --> 00:11:46,809 Look at me. I am going to warn you once. 242 00:11:46,935 --> 00:11:48,561 Do not pursue this matter. 243 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:51,856 You know, I have been held up at gunpoint three times. 244 00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:54,442 So, do you think a fancy suit and a $500 haircut, 245 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,567 that's going to scare me? 246 00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:56,861 You take my driver to court, 247 00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:58,947 I'm going to represent him myself. 248 00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:00,406 And when you lose, 249 00:12:00,531 --> 00:12:01,571 you'll be covering my fee. 250 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,469 Which is going to be a hell of a lot of haircuts. 251 00:12:03,493 --> 00:12:06,412 Mmm. So you weren't a one-way fare. 252 00:12:06,537 --> 00:12:07,872 Ray's worked for me eight years. 253 00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:09,725 Then you don't have to worry about being a witness. 254 00:12:09,749 --> 00:12:11,209 Because as his employer, 255 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:13,586 you're liable for his actions. 256 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:18,049 You know, I think you've seen way too many reruns of ally mcbeal. 257 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,677 You know, I immigrated here after September 11. 258 00:12:20,802 --> 00:12:22,679 And they shut the doors on everybody. 259 00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:23,924 I couldn't pay for a lawyer, 260 00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:25,932 so I had to take them to court. 261 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,725 I sued for my citizenship. 262 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:32,063 So I have a very special appreciation for the law. 263 00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:34,732 I appreciate a good single malt. 264 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:37,151 I don't pretend I can make one. 265 00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:40,571 I wiped the floor with the us government, counselor. 266 00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:43,491 I'm going to do the same with you. 267 00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:02,051 Donna: Ray. Donna. 268 00:13:02,176 --> 00:13:04,196 What are you doing here? I don't have you scheduled. 269 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,888 Uh, I need to see Harvey. 270 00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:07,283 Oh, come on. You know the rules. 271 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:09,027 No one sets foot in there without a warrant, 272 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:10,476 a papal edict, or my say-so. 273 00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:13,021 I just got named in a multi-million dollar lawsuit. 274 00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:14,306 The accident wasn't my fault. 275 00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:15,273 Can I get in to see Harvey, please? 276 00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,734 Okay, say no more. I will get you in. 277 00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,320 You are so beautiful when you're forceful. 278 00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,530 I know you meant that as a compliment, 279 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,992 but I don't appreciate limitations being placed on my beauty. 280 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:31,289 Harvey. I'm already losing money with the car in the shop. 281 00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:33,041 A trial means I can't work. 282 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,769 And how do you think my name is going to play in front of a new yorkjury? 283 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:36,961 Rahim Benghazi? 284 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:38,897 I may as well buy a one-way ticket to Guantanamo. 285 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:39,922 Not going to happen. 286 00:13:40,048 --> 00:13:42,925 If I lose, I won't even be able to afford a livery license, 287 00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,385 let alone my insurance. 288 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,763 That's why I'm going to be defending both of us. 289 00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:49,098 Ray, this goes against every fiber of my being. 290 00:13:49,223 --> 00:13:51,768 I'm taking your case. Pro bono. 291 00:13:53,311 --> 00:13:54,896 I don't know what to say. 292 00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,315 Absolutely nothing. I've got a reputation to maintain. 293 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,484 Besides, it's not going to take long. Okay? 294 00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,361 I'm going to get it dismissed. 295 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,947 Donna, call the court. We need priority status on the docket. 296 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,908 Yeah. I already tried. 297 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,160 You drew judge palermo. 298 00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:11,138 You know what you have to do, don't you? 299 00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:15,666 Yeah. The other thing that goes against every fiber of my being. 300 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,587 Louis, has anyone told you you're an exquisite soprano? 301 00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,130 What do you want, Harvey? 302 00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:23,383 You're right. Why prolong my suffering? 303 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:25,718 I need you to get me in to see judge palermo. 304 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,220 You need my help, 305 00:14:28,262 --> 00:14:30,598 and you're not going to pull rank on me? 306 00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:37,553 Your case has nothing to do with firm business, does it? 307 00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:38,648 What's it going to take? 308 00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:41,275 A mani-pedi? Tickets to Celine? 309 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,569 I'll see what I can do. 310 00:14:43,694 --> 00:14:45,530 And your pound of flesh? 311 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,257 I need my back scratched, I'll let you know. 312 00:14:47,281 --> 00:14:50,493 Louis, unless that's a metaphor, the deal's off. 313 00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:52,327 Huh. 314 00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:55,832 Joy, when I told you that my grandmother didn't have much time, 315 00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:59,335 I didn't realize that she's 15 years older than you. 316 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,087 Now how do you know how old I am? 317 00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:03,714 That is a very closely guarded secret. 318 00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:06,050 I did some research. 319 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:07,677 Very resourceful. 320 00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:10,596 I did it to assure myself that you can handle a heavier workload. 321 00:15:10,721 --> 00:15:12,098 I appreciate that. 322 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:13,683 But I'm not worried about my health. 323 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:15,143 Is it the money? 324 00:15:15,268 --> 00:15:17,145 Because I can guarantee $200 million upfront 325 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:19,522 is just a tenth of what you stand to make on this deal. 326 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:23,109 Michael, my dolls eat better than most people. 327 00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,569 I've got plenty of money. 328 00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:29,031 This deal meant staying on for five more years and doubling my workload. 329 00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:31,451 (Clears throat) 330 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:36,539 I am going to take my grandchildren on a cruise to Tahiti. 331 00:15:36,664 --> 00:15:37,957 Tahiti? 332 00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:40,585 You know the licensing agreement includes a theme park. 333 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,253 You could take them there. 334 00:15:42,378 --> 00:15:44,130 It's not about the deal. 335 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:48,009 I have had this same view for 25 years. 336 00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:50,094 I need a change of scenery. 337 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:51,339 I'm going to speak to Harvey 338 00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:54,765 and I'm going to tell him that I want to sell the whole business. 339 00:15:56,809 --> 00:16:00,271 So I just spoke to judge palermo. 340 00:16:00,396 --> 00:16:01,981 And because he thinks I'm a good guy 341 00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:04,734 and I told him I'd owe him one, 342 00:16:04,859 --> 00:16:07,737 your case is going to be moved up. Way ahead. 343 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:08,905 Back scratch. 344 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,299 I don't have a first born, you know. 345 00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:11,908 So what exactly do you want for that? 346 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:16,162 - No, you're not getting one of my ties. - No. 347 00:16:16,913 --> 00:16:19,290 Your shoulder? What... your lapel... 348 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,709 Donna? 349 00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:23,794 (Laughs) God. 350 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,005 Norma is going to Istanbul for two weeks. 351 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,770 And you know that I'm not good with temps. 352 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,675 My god. Ask me for something else. 353 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,427 Harvey, this is non-negotiable. 354 00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:32,595 You owe me now. 355 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,472 Donna is one thing that I can't give you. 356 00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:35,431 Why not? 357 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:37,517 For one thing, she'd never agree to it. 358 00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:39,560 You're her boss. You just tell her to do stuff. 359 00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:40,965 I don't tell her to do anything. 360 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:42,020 She just does. 361 00:16:42,063 --> 00:16:44,649 All right, fine. You know what? That's just not a problem. 362 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:47,401 I will call judge palermo, and I'll tell him I was mistaken. 363 00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:49,111 And then, your hearing will be in, 364 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:51,030 I don't know, maybe six months? 365 00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:53,114 I tell you what. 366 00:16:53,157 --> 00:16:54,700 If you can convince her yourself, 367 00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:56,202 you have my blessing. 368 00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:59,789 She's going to love me so much, you're going to fight to get her back. 369 00:17:04,877 --> 00:17:06,003 Hi, Donna. 370 00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,464 Harvey and I were just talking about you. 371 00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,195 You don't even know what I was going to say. 372 00:17:13,219 --> 00:17:14,637 Yes, I do. 373 00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:17,223 And how is that possible? 374 00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:19,850 I read lips. I know body language. 375 00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:21,644 And I talk to Norma. 376 00:17:25,189 --> 00:17:28,359 I'm not some token you win at a fair, Louis. 377 00:17:28,484 --> 00:17:29,878 You... I know you're not. You're not a token. 378 00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,988 - I'm a human being, and I just... - Yes, you are. 379 00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:33,864 I'm sorry. I just... 380 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:40,121 You know what? Thatjust made me feel really... cheap. 381 00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:41,974 No, I'm just trying to tell you that you're really good 382 00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:42,998 at what you do, Donna. 383 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,080 So I'm going to ask you... 384 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,461 It's like my soul hurts now. 385 00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:49,755 No. Donna, listen. 386 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,275 Even if your soul hurts a little bit... 387 00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:52,299 I'm sorry. 388 00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:54,552 It's okay. It's going to be fine. 389 00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:57,138 Don't cry. Please don't cry, Donna. 390 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:58,347 Oh, shit. 391 00:18:03,936 --> 00:18:06,564 I think I owe you one for that. That was fun. 392 00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:07,773 Wait a second. 393 00:18:07,898 --> 00:18:09,775 The time that you cried 394 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,862 and then I let your parents stay at my condo? 395 00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:13,987 Yep. 396 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,870 (Music playing) 397 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:23,623 So you don't want to talk about it? 398 00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:24,868 What is there to talk about? 399 00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:26,876 I did exactly what my boss told me not to do, 400 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,794 and it blew up in my face. 401 00:18:28,961 --> 00:18:31,505 Dude, I told you I'm taking care of this. 402 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:34,216 For my last few hours of employment, please, I should pay. 403 00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:35,843 Put the wallet away. 404 00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,136 Ooh. 405 00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:39,680 Dude, this is epic. 406 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,642 This is the scam we always talked about. 407 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,369 God, I bet you're getting laid left and right. 408 00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:45,895 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 409 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,980 You lose appreciation after a while. Come on. 410 00:18:48,105 --> 00:18:49,982 Why did you put a phone number on there? 411 00:18:50,107 --> 00:18:51,734 It's a real firm. 412 00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:54,654 Oh, yeah? Huh. 413 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:55,946 What are you doing? 414 00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:58,366 Oh, I'm just calling the employee directory. 415 00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:00,910 - It's part of the scam, man. - They'll check your story. 416 00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:01,869 - Stop it. - What? 417 00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:03,388 - Trevor, stop. Hang up the phone. - No. 418 00:19:03,412 --> 00:19:04,973 - Trevor, hang up the phone. Stop. - What? 419 00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:06,099 All right? I'm working there. 420 00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,084 Oh, yeah. What, as a lawyer? 421 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,797 (Whispers) Are you... dude. 422 00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:13,922 It's a long story. Okay? 423 00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,634 But you can't tell anyone. Ever. Okay? 424 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,594 That is awesome. 425 00:19:18,719 --> 00:19:22,682 Man, I always said that if you quit smoking pot, you could do it. 426 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,558 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you did. 427 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:27,144 Right before you passed me the bowl. 428 00:19:29,897 --> 00:19:31,023 What? 429 00:19:31,148 --> 00:19:32,858 No, I just... 430 00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:35,820 I wish you trusted me enough to tell me. 431 00:19:36,153 --> 00:19:39,073 I mean, all I did was set you up on a drug bust. 432 00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:40,783 Oh, god. That was too soon. 433 00:19:40,908 --> 00:19:42,034 (Groans) I'm sorry. 434 00:19:42,743 --> 00:19:45,079 Hi, ladies. How are you? 435 00:19:45,204 --> 00:19:46,497 Um, I want to let you know, 436 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:49,291 if you, either of you, ever get arrested for anything, 437 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,961 you call this guy. He's the best attorney in the city. 438 00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,880 What would we get arrested for? 439 00:19:55,005 --> 00:19:56,757 Um... I don't know. 440 00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:58,676 What are you thinking about doing? 441 00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:07,101 Uh, as your attorney, 442 00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:09,937 I would definitely advise you to do that. 443 00:20:10,062 --> 00:20:11,731 (Girls giggle) 444 00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:13,733 Uh, four more. 445 00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:14,858 Trevor: Yeah. 446 00:20:21,365 --> 00:20:24,618 Judge: I must warn you that representing yourself at trial is not the... 447 00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:25,745 What's he doing here? 448 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,889 You think you can schedule a meeting without me knowing it? 449 00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:31,917 Oh, no. I'm privy to all communication between you and the court. 450 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,854 Well, if your driving matched your legal knowledge, 451 00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:35,087 we wouldn't be here. 452 00:20:35,212 --> 00:20:38,048 Your honor. This case should be dismissed. 453 00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:39,192 It's a matter for insurance. 454 00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:40,718 Insurance only covers repairs. 455 00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:42,219 It does not deal with my losses. 456 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:43,429 What losses? 457 00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:48,142 Because of that accident, I missed my chance to get my taxi medallion. 458 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:49,727 Can't you just buy it next year? 459 00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:51,896 The loan I got expires in one week. 460 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:55,024 On top of that, a medallion costs $300,000 this go round. 461 00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:56,984 Next year, $350,000. 462 00:20:57,109 --> 00:20:59,069 So his entire claim rests upon the assumption 463 00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,672 that he would have won this year's medallion. 464 00:21:00,696 --> 00:21:04,450 The hallmark of america is that the little guy gets to see justice done. 465 00:21:04,575 --> 00:21:06,452 We are all equals in the eyes of the law. 466 00:21:06,577 --> 00:21:08,388 That is why, out of all the countries in the world, 467 00:21:08,412 --> 00:21:10,623 I chose to come here. 468 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,476 What do you have to say about that, counselor? 469 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,543 I say Atticus Finch makes a good speech here. 470 00:21:14,668 --> 00:21:15,771 But this is a Fender bender, 471 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,546 not a multi-million dollar law suit. 472 00:21:17,671 --> 00:21:20,341 Vicarious liability applies to discrimination, 473 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,092 harassment, and accidents. 474 00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:26,430 Employers are responsible for their employees' negligence. 475 00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:28,224 The court finds a reasonable suit here. 476 00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:30,392 Trial starts tomorrow. 477 00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:32,645 Thank you, your honor. 478 00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:37,334 You're getting a good kick out of this, aren't you? 479 00:21:37,358 --> 00:21:40,569 I am. But I'm taking this on its merits. 480 00:21:40,694 --> 00:21:42,334 And you better bring your a game tomorrow, 481 00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:44,615 because he's got a legitimate claim. 482 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:47,868 He wants a trial, I'll give him a goddamn trial. 483 00:21:47,993 --> 00:21:49,286 Your honor. 484 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,709 So, how many cases have you won? 485 00:21:55,835 --> 00:21:58,212 I only remember how many I've lost. 486 00:21:58,838 --> 00:22:00,005 None. 487 00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:03,828 Well, what happened to the drinks? 488 00:22:03,926 --> 00:22:05,302 I got a better idea. 489 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:07,823 Let's say we get a bottle and take the party back to your place. 490 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:09,640 Make it a bottle of dom, and you're on. 491 00:22:09,765 --> 00:22:11,809 All right. How about four bottles? 492 00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:13,060 Come on. 493 00:22:27,157 --> 00:22:28,385 Marcella: You guys want to get a cab? 494 00:22:28,409 --> 00:22:29,535 Definitely. 495 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,829 Definitely. Cab, four bottles of dom... 496 00:22:31,954 --> 00:22:33,014 You want to spend any more of my money? 497 00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:35,499 Just relax. Okay? It's an investment in the evening. 498 00:22:35,624 --> 00:22:38,043 And, uh, I just said the thing about the bottles 499 00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:39,448 to get the girls out of the bar. 500 00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:42,315 Really? Because it looked like you were trying to get away from those guys. 501 00:22:42,339 --> 00:22:44,049 Trevor: Taxi! What guys? 502 00:22:44,174 --> 00:22:45,217 The guys in the back. 503 00:22:45,342 --> 00:22:46,987 You know what I'm talking about. Come on. Who are they? 504 00:22:47,011 --> 00:22:48,679 Look. Those two? I... I... I don't know. 505 00:22:48,804 --> 00:22:50,180 Where are all the cabs? 506 00:22:50,306 --> 00:22:51,807 Well, it looked like they knew you. 507 00:22:51,932 --> 00:22:53,434 And not in a very good way. 508 00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:56,520 I... I don't know. Maybe they were, uh, flirting with our dates. Okay? 509 00:22:56,645 --> 00:22:59,189 I'd be pissed, too, if I watched those legs walk away from me. 510 00:22:59,315 --> 00:23:00,315 How we doing, ladies? 511 00:23:00,357 --> 00:23:01,835 My feet are killing me in these heels. 512 00:23:01,859 --> 00:23:03,336 Trevor: I'm sorry. Mike: Hey. Trevor. Come on. 513 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,754 - Taxi! - Seriously. Stop playing with me. 514 00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:06,018 What was that about back there? 515 00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:08,073 Look, I'm not playing with you. All right? 516 00:23:08,198 --> 00:23:10,784 But just, if you play your cards right, maybe you and, uh... 517 00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,870 Maybe marcella will... Maybe she'll play with you. 518 00:23:12,953 --> 00:23:14,038 Okay. 519 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:17,083 Trevor: Now, it's going to be a tight squeeze. Who wants to sit on my lap? 520 00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:23,047 Miguel: We don't go after him? 521 00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:25,841 No, we're going to get to him through this guy. 522 00:23:36,977 --> 00:23:39,146 (Upbeat music playing) 523 00:24:08,175 --> 00:24:10,386 A-ha, just like the good old days, huh? 524 00:24:10,511 --> 00:24:13,806 Are you kidding me? This is way better than the good old days. 525 00:24:13,931 --> 00:24:16,350 I'm actually missing a shoe. 526 00:24:16,475 --> 00:24:18,185 Hey, where are we? 527 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:19,728 Uh, I think we're in hoboken. 528 00:24:34,535 --> 00:24:35,577 You wanted to see me? 529 00:24:35,703 --> 00:24:38,664 Did you go to see joy after I told you not to? 530 00:24:39,415 --> 00:24:40,666 How did you know? 531 00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:44,420 I didn't. Until now. 532 00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:47,172 I told you. A puppy can't clean up its own mess. 533 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:50,342 Mess? All I did was tell her about my grandmother. 534 00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:52,678 Your job is to make my life easier. 535 00:24:52,803 --> 00:24:55,556 If you can't understand that, why did I hire you? 536 00:24:57,141 --> 00:24:59,101 Police report summarized. 537 00:24:59,226 --> 00:25:00,894 Traffic signal analysis. 538 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,231 Medallion bids, attendees, and results. 539 00:25:04,356 --> 00:25:05,399 That's why you hired me. 540 00:25:05,524 --> 00:25:08,527 I thought you were all over the joy situation. 541 00:25:08,652 --> 00:25:11,363 Instead, you're all over page six. 542 00:25:11,488 --> 00:25:13,782 You wanted me to do pro bono work. This is it. 543 00:25:13,907 --> 00:25:16,452 Pro bono enhances a firm's image. 544 00:25:16,577 --> 00:25:20,039 This makes us look like wealthy bullies against an everyman cabby. 545 00:25:20,164 --> 00:25:22,875 Does that seem like it enhances our image to you? 546 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,045 I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don't want to. 547 00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:30,841 Someone had a fun night. 548 00:25:31,216 --> 00:25:33,719 Answer another call you shouldn't have? 549 00:25:36,013 --> 00:25:39,058 Piece of advice. When the big dog asks the puppy something like that, 550 00:25:39,183 --> 00:25:40,642 it's a rhetorical question. 551 00:25:40,768 --> 00:25:42,019 Got it. 552 00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:43,604 Before you go... 553 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:47,157 The phone call. The other day when you answered it during the meeting? 554 00:25:47,274 --> 00:25:49,568 Yeah. I'm sorry about that. It won't happen again. 555 00:25:49,693 --> 00:25:50,986 Who was it? 556 00:25:52,196 --> 00:25:55,074 Um, it was just a friend. You know, an emergency. 557 00:25:55,199 --> 00:25:57,534 - What kind of emergency? - Um... 558 00:25:57,659 --> 00:26:01,413 Was it the friend who almost got you busted for drug trafficking? 559 00:26:01,538 --> 00:26:03,290 That friend? Trevor? 560 00:26:03,415 --> 00:26:05,084 He's not dealing anymore, Harvey. 561 00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:07,753 So, it was him. He called you from jail? 562 00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:13,217 You know, I make a living learning how to read people, Mike. 563 00:26:14,009 --> 00:26:16,428 So if I saw it, Jessica did, too. 564 00:26:17,554 --> 00:26:21,183 Is that the kind of impression that you want to leave around here? 565 00:26:21,308 --> 00:26:22,768 This guy is not your friend. 566 00:26:22,893 --> 00:26:24,895 He is an anchor dragging you down. Get rid of him. 567 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,481 He is my oldest friend, Harvey. 568 00:26:27,606 --> 00:26:29,286 I wasn't just going to let him rot in jail. 569 00:26:29,358 --> 00:26:30,668 What's going to happen the next time? 570 00:26:30,692 --> 00:26:32,361 Because there will be a next time. 571 00:26:32,486 --> 00:26:34,571 You going to bail him out? 572 00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:36,115 Put yourself in jeopardy? 573 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,880 You know, if it weren't for Trevor, you and I never would have met. 574 00:26:40,035 --> 00:26:41,870 Cut him loose. 575 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:50,254 We're here to see Mike Ross. He's an associate. 576 00:26:50,379 --> 00:26:53,382 His friend, Trevor, referred us. Thank you. 577 00:26:57,427 --> 00:27:01,348 Mike: It looked like they knew you. And not in a very good way. 578 00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:06,228 (Elevator bell dings) 579 00:27:24,997 --> 00:27:26,915 (Whistling) 580 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,667 (Elevator bell dings) 581 00:27:29,501 --> 00:27:30,502 (Elevator bell dings) 582 00:27:34,089 --> 00:27:35,507 (Elevator bell dings) 583 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,117 Excuse me. Officer. 584 00:28:02,618 --> 00:28:04,328 Is central park that way? 585 00:28:04,453 --> 00:28:05,621 Yeah, just go right there. 586 00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:08,749 I'm sorry. I'm really terrible with direction. 587 00:28:08,874 --> 00:28:10,667 Is it this street right here? 588 00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,336 This street, yes. 589 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:13,461 - Right here. - Yeah. 590 00:28:13,545 --> 00:28:14,880 Okay. 591 00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:19,843 (Phone beeps) 592 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:23,430 Trevor, it's Mike. 593 00:28:23,555 --> 00:28:26,558 Call me back. I need to know what the hell is going on. 594 00:28:45,369 --> 00:28:47,412 Did you get the red velvet cupcakes? 595 00:28:47,537 --> 00:28:49,748 Yes. Three dozen. Extra icing. 596 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,210 How the hell did that happen? 597 00:28:53,335 --> 00:28:55,170 Okay. You know what? 598 00:28:57,547 --> 00:28:59,466 There. Problem solved. 599 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,636 I asked you how'd you get that tear. 600 00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:09,810 A couple of guys came to the firm. 601 00:29:10,602 --> 00:29:12,896 They were looking for me. 602 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,357 I don't know what they wanted, 603 00:29:15,482 --> 00:29:17,835 but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with some shit Trevor did. 604 00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:19,921 And that big brain of yours doesn't remember me saying 605 00:29:19,945 --> 00:29:21,005 to cut ties with that loser? 606 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:22,924 You know what? You've been blowing off joy's deal all week 607 00:29:22,948 --> 00:29:24,449 for your friend, okay? So, please. 608 00:29:24,574 --> 00:29:27,244 First of all, Trevor is not your friend. 609 00:29:27,703 --> 00:29:29,621 You want to know why I'm loyal to ray? 610 00:29:29,746 --> 00:29:32,916 I was taking a limo, and I left $3,000 in it. 611 00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:34,584 Ray happened to be the driver. 612 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,086 He found it and tracked me down. 613 00:29:36,211 --> 00:29:37,451 Not a nickel of it was missing. 614 00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:40,257 And his first reaction when this accident occurred 615 00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:41,550 was to ask if we were okay. 616 00:29:41,675 --> 00:29:43,844 Now, what would Trevor's have been? 617 00:29:45,721 --> 00:29:46,930 Cut him off. 618 00:29:47,055 --> 00:29:49,141 And as far as the licensing deal goes, 619 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:52,185 just because you think I'm blowing something off, doesn't mean I am. 620 00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:53,812 Now watch and learn. 621 00:29:55,314 --> 00:29:56,940 (Doorbell rings) 622 00:29:57,065 --> 00:29:59,067 Everything's set for you to walk away. 623 00:29:59,192 --> 00:30:01,903 We're selling your stake as a block. 624 00:30:02,029 --> 00:30:05,324 Your headhunter is lining up your replacement as we speak. 625 00:30:05,449 --> 00:30:06,449 (Children yelling) 626 00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:10,120 Well, Harvey, this was the most wonderful surprise. 627 00:30:10,245 --> 00:30:13,290 You're a long-time client who wants to be with her family. 628 00:30:13,415 --> 00:30:14,249 It was the least I could do. 629 00:30:14,374 --> 00:30:15,208 And you'll have... (Glass shatters) 630 00:30:15,334 --> 00:30:16,853 All the free time in the world to spend with them. 631 00:30:16,877 --> 00:30:18,086 Girl: Joey broke the lamp. 632 00:30:18,211 --> 00:30:19,796 Oh, that's great. 633 00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:22,466 Now, how soon can we send them home? 634 00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:25,761 They're booked on the first flight out tomorrow morning. 635 00:30:25,886 --> 00:30:28,263 So when you had Donna text you the girls' names... 636 00:30:28,388 --> 00:30:29,806 I was talking about her daughters. 637 00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:31,576 And you were going to fly them out all along. 638 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,495 Do you remember when I said you don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess? 639 00:30:34,519 --> 00:30:35,937 Yes, Harvey. I do. 640 00:30:36,063 --> 00:30:37,898 I'm not a puppy. 641 00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:41,360 Judge: Court will come to order. 642 00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:43,403 Mr. Santana, your opening statement, please. 643 00:30:44,696 --> 00:30:48,367 Driving a cab isn't glamorous. 644 00:30:49,242 --> 00:30:50,994 But it's an honest day's work. 645 00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:53,097 Ever since I started, I've looked fowvard to a time 646 00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:56,958 when I could tell customers that they were riding in my cab. 647 00:30:57,084 --> 00:30:59,336 That I was an owner-operator. 648 00:30:59,878 --> 00:31:03,215 So, I scrimped and I saved 649 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,760 until I finally had enough put away to buy a medallion. 650 00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:12,057 But because of the actions of these men, 651 00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:16,061 I've lost that opportunity. 652 00:31:16,186 --> 00:31:20,148 So make no mistake. This trial is not about a busted headlight. 653 00:31:20,273 --> 00:31:22,734 This is a trial about a broken dream. 654 00:31:23,735 --> 00:31:25,862 Forget the case. They're going to make him president. 655 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:28,698 Statements are like free throws. Easy. 656 00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:31,535 Nobody's playing defense. 657 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,995 Are we good at defense? 658 00:31:34,121 --> 00:31:38,125 You would agree that chauffeured drivers cause more accidents? 659 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,293 - Objection. Badgering. - Sustained. 660 00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:41,920 Objection. Argumentative. 661 00:31:42,045 --> 00:31:43,505 Leading the witness. Ambiguous. 662 00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:44,965 Privileged. Inflammatory. 663 00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:47,092 Sustained. 664 00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:49,302 Judge: Anything further, Mr. Santana? 665 00:31:49,428 --> 00:31:52,389 Yes, your honor. I would like to call to the stand 666 00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:55,142 Mr. Michael Ross, please. 667 00:32:02,399 --> 00:32:03,399 (Clears throat) 668 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:06,403 What time had you called for the limo on the morning of the accident? 669 00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:07,755 We were supposed to leave at 8:30. 670 00:32:07,779 --> 00:32:09,114 And what time did you get to work? 671 00:32:09,239 --> 00:32:10,824 Objection. Irrelevant. 672 00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:12,367 It's highly relevant, your honor. 673 00:32:12,492 --> 00:32:16,746 It speaks to the psychology of the driver, rahim Benghazi. 674 00:32:16,872 --> 00:32:19,875 Overruled. Answer Mr. Santana's question. 675 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:21,460 8:40. 676 00:32:21,585 --> 00:32:24,963 So unless Mr. Benghazi made up for that lost time, 677 00:32:25,088 --> 00:32:28,175 you were going to be late for that meeting. Correct? 678 00:32:33,305 --> 00:32:34,598 Yes. 679 00:32:35,348 --> 00:32:37,934 No further questions, your honor. 680 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:40,896 (Clears throat) 681 00:32:41,021 --> 00:32:44,608 When the accident occurred, you were on your way to the medallion auction. 682 00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:47,027 When and where was this auction to take place? 683 00:32:47,152 --> 00:32:48,862 9:00 A.M., city hall. 684 00:32:48,987 --> 00:32:50,864 According to the police report, 685 00:32:50,989 --> 00:32:55,160 the accident occurred at 8:53 am. 686 00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:58,663 That means you only had seven minutes to get downtown in rush hour traffic. 687 00:32:58,788 --> 00:33:00,290 Objection. Irrelevant. 688 00:33:00,415 --> 00:33:02,334 I believe when I made the same objection, 689 00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:04,336 you told his honor it was highly relevant. 690 00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:05,921 Overruled. 691 00:33:07,631 --> 00:33:08,507 You were running late. 692 00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:10,800 Only the stakes for you were much higher, weren't they? 693 00:33:10,926 --> 00:33:13,303 These things never start on time. 694 00:33:13,428 --> 00:33:16,890 Then, why was the first medallion sold at 9:03 A.M.? 695 00:33:17,432 --> 00:33:20,936 You were scared your chance at a medallion was going up in smoke, 696 00:33:21,061 --> 00:33:22,521 and you ran a red. 697 00:33:22,646 --> 00:33:26,191 Then, you used the accident to paint me and ray Benghazi 698 00:33:26,316 --> 00:33:27,484 as a couple of scapegoats. 699 00:33:27,609 --> 00:33:28,693 You can't prove that. 700 00:33:28,818 --> 00:33:29,819 What color was the light? 701 00:33:29,945 --> 00:33:31,279 I take the fifth. 702 00:33:31,404 --> 00:33:32,884 You can't take the fifth, Mr. Santana. 703 00:33:32,989 --> 00:33:34,658 This isn't a criminal case. 704 00:33:35,158 --> 00:33:36,826 What color was the light? 705 00:33:36,952 --> 00:33:38,620 He cut me off. 706 00:33:38,745 --> 00:33:40,425 You claim to love our legal system so much, 707 00:33:40,497 --> 00:33:41,497 answer the question. 708 00:33:41,581 --> 00:33:43,792 What color was the light? 709 00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:47,629 What color was the light? 710 00:33:51,258 --> 00:33:54,010 - Your honor? - Answer the question, Mr. Santana. 711 00:33:57,973 --> 00:34:03,019 It just meant so much to me. 712 00:34:07,274 --> 00:34:10,694 Your honor? Can I sidebar with opposing counsel? 713 00:34:12,696 --> 00:34:16,449 We can roll the dice with the jury, but I'd rather settle. 714 00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:19,411 - How much would I have to pay? - Nothing. 715 00:34:19,536 --> 00:34:21,454 You take responsibility for the accident, 716 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:23,707 and your insurance company makes ray whole. 717 00:34:23,832 --> 00:34:27,210 In return, I waive my right to collect legal fees. 718 00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:32,841 I don't know what to say. 719 00:34:32,966 --> 00:34:34,801 Don't say anything. 720 00:34:34,926 --> 00:34:37,095 I've got a reputation to maintain. 721 00:34:38,054 --> 00:34:39,681 That goes for you, too, judge. 722 00:34:39,806 --> 00:34:41,433 (Phone ringing) 723 00:34:55,238 --> 00:34:57,657 Damn it, Trevor. I left you, like, five messages. 724 00:34:57,782 --> 00:35:00,952 Good to know your boy's flaky with everyone. I was taking it personal. 725 00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:07,292 What do you want? 726 00:35:07,417 --> 00:35:10,253 Well, Trevor owes us $50,000. He's never paid, 727 00:35:10,378 --> 00:35:11,796 so you're going to bail him out. 728 00:35:11,921 --> 00:35:15,050 Listen, I don't have that kind of money. Okay? I can't. 729 00:35:15,175 --> 00:35:17,135 Well, if you're not down here in an hour with it, 730 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,762 we're going to take it out on Trevor. 731 00:35:18,887 --> 00:35:21,306 Tell him where the money is. 732 00:35:21,931 --> 00:35:23,117 Whatever you do, don't show up. 733 00:35:23,141 --> 00:35:24,142 (Groans) 734 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:25,518 Trevor. 735 00:35:26,353 --> 00:35:27,937 You have one hour. 736 00:35:28,063 --> 00:35:30,398 Hello? Hello. 737 00:35:41,034 --> 00:35:43,638 Harvey: What do you think you're doing, leaving in the middle of a trial? 738 00:35:43,662 --> 00:35:45,056 I've got some things to take care of. 739 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,374 You mean someone to take care of. 740 00:35:47,499 --> 00:35:48,917 You never cut Trevor off, did you? 741 00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:51,562 No, I didn't. My friend's in trouble, and I'm going to help him. 742 00:35:51,628 --> 00:35:53,463 You know what? This is what addicts do. 743 00:35:53,588 --> 00:35:56,007 The second they start making progress, they screw up. 744 00:35:56,132 --> 00:35:58,778 Because deep down, they think it's only a matter of time until they fail. 745 00:35:58,802 --> 00:36:00,905 They'd rather fall from the third floor than the penthouse. 746 00:36:00,929 --> 00:36:02,555 Nothing you say can stop me. 747 00:36:02,681 --> 00:36:04,933 Then tell me what the hell is going on. 748 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:14,192 Miguel: He's clean. No wires. 749 00:36:14,317 --> 00:36:15,568 You sure? 750 00:36:15,694 --> 00:36:17,195 Yeah, I'm sure. 751 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,030 Remember what happened with the guy. 752 00:36:19,155 --> 00:36:20,740 He was 300 pounds. 753 00:36:21,658 --> 00:36:23,018 Now who did you say you were again? 754 00:36:23,118 --> 00:36:24,577 Trevor's lawyer. 755 00:36:24,703 --> 00:36:26,222 Victor: Trevor didn't mention a lawyer. 756 00:36:26,246 --> 00:36:28,456 He doesn't know he hired me. 757 00:36:29,207 --> 00:36:30,667 Come on. 758 00:36:32,252 --> 00:36:34,170 Open the briefcase. 759 00:36:40,051 --> 00:36:42,220 Where's the goddamn money? 760 00:36:43,763 --> 00:36:48,226 That photo is a screen-shot taken from my firm's security video. 761 00:36:48,351 --> 00:36:49,853 We know what you look like. 762 00:36:49,978 --> 00:36:52,458 And if Mike Ross doesn't hear from me in the next five minutes, 763 00:36:52,564 --> 00:36:55,066 he's calling the police. (Laughs) 764 00:36:55,191 --> 00:36:57,861 No, man. You're not coming in here and threatening us. 765 00:36:57,986 --> 00:37:00,780 You're looking at kidnapping, extortion, and drug dealing. 766 00:37:00,905 --> 00:37:04,743 And the district attorney happens to be number three on my speed dial. 767 00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:08,580 Well, if we're looking at all that time, you might as well add murder. 768 00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:12,167 I've got a better idea. 769 00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:13,877 Retainer agreement. 770 00:37:14,002 --> 00:37:17,422 If you sign right here, you'll become one of my clients. 771 00:37:17,547 --> 00:37:20,717 And I won't be able to testify against you even if I wanted to. 772 00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:22,385 What about the money? 773 00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:25,638 This envelope contains $10,000. 774 00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:27,807 Consider it a down payment on Trevor's debt. 775 00:37:27,932 --> 00:37:29,142 Only here's the thing. 776 00:37:29,267 --> 00:37:30,685 I don't do pro bono work. 777 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:34,856 And my retainer agreement requires a down payment of $10,000. 778 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,984 Now, as your attorney, my job is to give you advice. 779 00:37:38,109 --> 00:37:39,527 So, here's the deal. 780 00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:44,365 Sign the agreement. 781 00:37:47,869 --> 00:37:49,954 I thought I said not to come. 782 00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:52,707 Remember that forty bucks from the fifth grade you owe me? 783 00:37:52,832 --> 00:37:55,418 If you were dead, how would I collect? 784 00:37:55,543 --> 00:37:57,045 Oh, man. 785 00:37:57,170 --> 00:38:01,549 I'm sorry. I just put you in trouble just by hanging out with you. 786 00:38:01,674 --> 00:38:03,426 So, why did you do it? 787 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,470 Because I'm a dick. 788 00:38:06,179 --> 00:38:07,782 Trevor: I bet you didn't think you'd have to save my ass 789 00:38:07,806 --> 00:38:09,390 so soon after bailing me out. 790 00:38:09,516 --> 00:38:11,267 I wasn't the one who saved you. 791 00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:13,853 Yeah. Wow. As a friend, that guy puts me to shame. 792 00:38:13,978 --> 00:38:15,855 Harvey's not my friend. Trust me. 793 00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:19,067 Well, he didn't put his ass on the line because of me. 794 00:38:19,192 --> 00:38:23,112 Listen, I pled you down to a misdemeanor, drunk and disorderly, 795 00:38:23,238 --> 00:38:25,240 and I paid the fine. 796 00:38:25,657 --> 00:38:29,953 I think it might be a good idea if you got out of town for a while. 797 00:38:31,037 --> 00:38:32,037 Montana. 798 00:38:32,497 --> 00:38:33,766 You said you wanted a clean slate. 799 00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:35,643 I figured 20 hours on a bus ought to do the trick. 800 00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,627 Oh, yeah. It will do me good. 801 00:38:38,127 --> 00:38:40,088 Wait. (Both grunting) 802 00:38:44,217 --> 00:38:46,570 When I get back, you know who the first person I'm going to call is. 803 00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:50,306 Yeah. The one person you know who'll answer it. 804 00:39:09,075 --> 00:39:10,577 - Foryou. - What's this? 805 00:39:10,702 --> 00:39:12,996 I'm very happy you took ray on pro bono. 806 00:39:13,121 --> 00:39:15,957 You, on the other hand, can afford our services. 807 00:39:16,082 --> 00:39:18,459 You want me to pay me to represent me? 808 00:39:18,585 --> 00:39:20,753 Mmmmmm. Ten hours at a $1,000 an hour. 809 00:39:20,879 --> 00:39:22,338 Yeah, I'll let you do the math. 810 00:39:22,463 --> 00:39:23,590 You can't be serious. 811 00:39:23,715 --> 00:39:25,341 I'll tell you what I am serious about. 812 00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:28,011 I hear you're finally mentoring the kid. 813 00:39:28,136 --> 00:39:29,196 I don't know what you're talking about. 814 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:32,098 Really? Because I understand that you dropped the puppy analogy on him. 815 00:39:32,223 --> 00:39:34,058 Which is exactly what I used on you. 816 00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:35,894 It may have slipped out by accident. 817 00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:37,604 On accident, on purpose... 818 00:39:37,729 --> 00:39:41,399 The really important thing is that I'm taller than you. 819 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,150 Yeah. 820 00:39:54,287 --> 00:39:55,639 Yep. You look much thinner in that. 821 00:39:55,663 --> 00:39:57,957 You planted that story. Be man enough to own it. 822 00:39:58,082 --> 00:39:59,834 I don't traffic in the tabloids, Harvey. 823 00:39:59,959 --> 00:40:02,354 But I can see how whoever planted this might find it amusing. 824 00:40:02,378 --> 00:40:05,924 The great Harvey specter bullying a humble cab driver? 825 00:40:06,049 --> 00:40:07,967 I mean, it's a no-win situation, really. 826 00:40:08,092 --> 00:40:09,385 Well, maybe you didn't hear. 827 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,346 I won the no-win situation. 828 00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:15,183 Did it ever occur to you that if you hadn't done that to me, 829 00:40:15,308 --> 00:40:16,976 I actually would have owed you one? 830 00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:19,771 Maybe if you didn't humiliate me in front of the associates. 831 00:40:19,896 --> 00:40:21,898 Louis, for an average attorney, 832 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:24,025 a $100 million is a career case. 833 00:40:24,150 --> 00:40:27,737 If I'm mocking you, it means I think you're above average. 834 00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:33,284 But stress balls? 835 00:40:33,409 --> 00:40:34,953 You're making it too easy. 836 00:40:44,504 --> 00:40:47,048 You put Trevor on the bus to the boondocks? 837 00:40:47,173 --> 00:40:49,300 Yeah. Can I ask you a question? 838 00:40:49,884 --> 00:40:51,654 After all this, you really think I'm still buying 839 00:40:51,678 --> 00:40:53,680 the Mr. I-don't-give-a-crap thing? 840 00:40:55,264 --> 00:40:57,976 Joy sent a little token of her appreciation. 841 00:40:58,101 --> 00:41:00,395 She got your hair just right. 842 00:41:01,813 --> 00:41:03,147 (Chuckles) 843 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:04,708 Did she ever make one of these for you? 844 00:41:04,732 --> 00:41:06,776 Not that you'll ever see. 845 00:41:08,236 --> 00:41:10,446 (Blues playing)