1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,489 Previously on Suits... 2 00:00:03,642 --> 00:00:06,627 I want to work with you. Come to Pearson Specter. 3 00:00:06,678 --> 00:00:07,812 If all you want to do is work with me, 4 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:09,346 I can find a job somewhere else. 5 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:12,183 Scottie, that's not all I want. 6 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:15,069 - Then say it. - I want you in my life. 7 00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:18,739 It's over, Mike. I'm onto you. 8 00:00:18,807 --> 00:00:20,140 And I'm going to expose you 9 00:00:20,192 --> 00:00:22,493 for the lying piece of filth that you are. 10 00:00:22,577 --> 00:00:24,862 Louis, I went to Harvard. I just changed my grade. 11 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:26,363 You cheated, 12 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:28,148 and now you're looking at me to help you get away with it. 13 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,867 - No, Louis-- - Get out of my sight. 14 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:31,151 Louis, he did it so that he can practice 15 00:00:31,203 --> 00:00:32,369 the thing that we all love. 16 00:00:32,454 --> 00:00:34,321 And if you don't let it go, 17 00:00:34,372 --> 00:00:36,323 he's never gonna be able to practice it again. 18 00:00:36,374 --> 00:00:37,591 You make Mike confess, 19 00:00:37,659 --> 00:00:39,043 you might as well throw his life down the toilet. 20 00:00:39,127 --> 00:00:40,661 You say we're friends. 21 00:00:40,712 --> 00:00:42,179 A friend wouldn't ask me to do this. 22 00:00:42,264 --> 00:00:43,681 No, Louis. 23 00:00:43,765 --> 00:00:46,667 A friend just won't hold it against you if you don't. 24 00:00:52,557 --> 00:00:54,308 Hey. 25 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:57,278 Where did you race off to so quickly this morning? 26 00:00:57,345 --> 00:00:58,679 I went to see my mistress. 27 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,180 Mm. Mm-hmm, and what's her name? 28 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:01,565 Felony. 29 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,150 Really? 30 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:05,286 And how would you feel if I said the same thing to you? 31 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:06,570 It depends. Is she hot? 32 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:08,021 Mmhmm, you realize 33 00:01:08,073 --> 00:01:09,540 you're just digging yourself in deeper now, don't you? 34 00:01:09,624 --> 00:01:12,376 Well, then it's good that I was really out getting you... 35 00:01:12,461 --> 00:01:14,128 This. 36 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,580 Minnie Mouse. 37 00:01:16,665 --> 00:01:19,032 I got a copy from your dad. 38 00:01:19,084 --> 00:01:21,669 I thought it would complement Panda. 39 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,971 It's perfect. 40 00:01:24,038 --> 00:01:26,924 Good, because I have a new lease on life. 41 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:31,345 And I wouldn't if it weren't for you. 42 00:01:31,396 --> 00:01:33,981 I am not the only one 43 00:01:34,048 --> 00:01:36,383 who helped convince Louis to let it go. 44 00:01:36,434 --> 00:01:37,651 I know. 45 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:39,219 So are you gonna get something for Harvey? 46 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:40,431 I want to, but what do you get 47 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:41,555 the man who has everything? 48 00:01:41,606 --> 00:01:42,740 The same thing you got me. 49 00:01:42,824 --> 00:01:45,392 A picture of him dressed as a mouse? 50 00:01:45,443 --> 00:01:47,278 No. 51 00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:49,730 Something money can't buy. 52 00:01:49,781 --> 00:01:51,282 Hmm. 53 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:55,085 What do you need? 54 00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:56,704 - Advice. - That tie has got to go. 55 00:01:56,755 --> 00:01:59,623 I've been wanting to say something for months. 56 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,842 It's not about the tie, is it? 57 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,010 You know it's not about the tie. 58 00:02:03,077 --> 00:02:04,512 You're just giving me shit. 59 00:02:04,579 --> 00:02:06,413 We take our opportunities where they present themselves. 60 00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:09,750 Now what can Donna do for you? 61 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:12,303 - I need the perfect gift. - Mm. Who is it? 62 00:02:12,387 --> 00:02:14,254 Rachel? Something personal, 63 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:15,923 preferably a picture from her father. 64 00:02:15,974 --> 00:02:17,591 How could you possibly-- 65 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:18,893 - Jessica? Simple and elegant. 66 00:02:18,944 --> 00:02:21,094 Or wild and crazy, the choice is yours. 67 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:24,097 Louis? Oh, God, doesn't matter. 68 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:26,033 Just get him anything. He'll cry for days. 69 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,401 What about Harvey? 70 00:02:27,452 --> 00:02:30,437 There is no gift for Harvey. 71 00:02:30,488 --> 00:02:31,705 He gets what he wants, 72 00:02:31,773 --> 00:02:33,207 and he doesn't want what he doesn't get. 73 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:35,242 And my knowing that is the only gift he'll ever need from me. 74 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:37,661 Donna, ever since I've been here, 75 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:39,666 every morning, I step off that elevator wondering 76 00:02:39,714 --> 00:02:41,248 if this is going to be my last day. 77 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:44,301 Last week, that day came, and Harvey said, "not today." 78 00:02:44,386 --> 00:02:46,086 I... 79 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,555 I just--I need to get him something 80 00:02:47,622 --> 00:02:50,558 to let him know what that means to me. 81 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,928 - Okay. - What? 82 00:02:53,979 --> 00:02:56,964 There is one thing that Harvey has been wanting to get 83 00:02:57,015 --> 00:02:59,516 for years, and he hasn't been able to. 84 00:02:59,601 --> 00:03:02,636 - What is it? - No, it's too personal. 85 00:03:02,687 --> 00:03:03,771 And I don't see how you're going to be able 86 00:03:03,822 --> 00:03:05,183 to make it happen when he couldn't. 87 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,192 Whatever it is, it'll make the perfect gift. 88 00:03:08,276 --> 00:03:09,660 Before we do anything else, 89 00:03:09,744 --> 00:03:12,646 I'd like to officially welcome our newest senior partner, 90 00:03:12,697 --> 00:03:13,998 Dana Scott. 91 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:15,842 I'd like to thank you all for bringing me in. 92 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:19,169 And I assure you, I will be hitting the ground running. 93 00:03:19,254 --> 00:03:20,788 Well, that's what we like to hear. 94 00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:22,706 Harvey, where do we stand on Franklin Courier? 95 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:25,626 They just announced plans for the acquisition Friday. 96 00:03:25,677 --> 00:03:27,511 I'd like to take lead on this one. 97 00:03:27,596 --> 00:03:30,464 I guess the ground has been hit. 98 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:32,299 It's yours. 99 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,968 Shit. I am so sorry. 100 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:35,302 I had an incident at Logan. 101 00:03:35,353 --> 00:03:37,304 Did I miss anything? Not really. 102 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:39,556 Scottie's going to be handling the Franklin acquisition. 103 00:03:39,557 --> 00:03:40,941 You're kidding, right? 104 00:03:41,009 --> 00:03:42,810 Franklin's my client. I was five minutes late. 105 00:03:42,861 --> 00:03:44,311 Ten minutes, actually. 106 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:46,146 Well, I don't care if I skipped 107 00:03:46,197 --> 00:03:48,649 the whole goddamn meeting to get a full-body wax. 108 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:51,201 I landed that company when they were a regional shithole, 109 00:03:51,286 --> 00:03:53,020 and I don't need some interloper to-- 110 00:03:53,071 --> 00:03:54,989 Scottie's a senior partner, Louis. 111 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,041 Oh, this is bullshit. 112 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,993 Then I guess you're saying the bylaws are bullshit. 113 00:03:59,044 --> 00:04:02,162 My bylaws are a work of art. 114 00:04:02,213 --> 00:04:03,914 I know. 115 00:04:03,999 --> 00:04:05,416 And the bylaws clearly state that if a senior partner 116 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,884 is more than ten minutes late to a meeting, 117 00:04:06,968 --> 00:04:08,719 he or she has no standing. 118 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:10,387 Well, that rule doesn't take into consideration 119 00:04:10,472 --> 00:04:13,540 a partner being late due to reasons beyond his control. 120 00:04:13,591 --> 00:04:14,975 Wait. I'm sorry. 121 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:17,511 "This rule shall not be abridged by any circumstance, 122 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:19,379 "including but not limited to family illness, 123 00:04:19,431 --> 00:04:20,911 "criminal detention, and travel delay. 124 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:25,552 For without punctuality, we are animals," right? 125 00:04:25,603 --> 00:04:28,322 How dare you quote me to me? This isn't over. 126 00:04:28,389 --> 00:04:29,857 Yes, it is. 127 00:04:29,908 --> 00:04:31,442 They're still your client, Louis, 128 00:04:31,526 --> 00:04:33,560 but it's Scottie's transaction. 129 00:04:33,611 --> 00:04:34,945 Moving on. 130 00:04:37,866 --> 00:04:38,782 Boom. 131 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:40,367 What's this? 132 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:42,920 Oh, it's only the greatest gift you've ever received. 133 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:45,756 Better than M.J.'s jersey from the 63-point game? 134 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,374 If this folder had played in that game, 135 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:48,625 it would have scored 80 points. 136 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:49,877 Okay, I don't even know what that means. 137 00:04:49,928 --> 00:04:51,762 Neither do I. Just open it. 138 00:04:51,846 --> 00:04:53,764 A run-of-the-mill corporate case. 139 00:04:53,848 --> 00:04:55,248 I don't get it. 140 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:58,302 Just look at the attorney of record on the other side. 141 00:04:58,386 --> 00:05:00,604 A. Eliot Stemple. 142 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:01,805 How did you know? 143 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:03,256 I talked to Donna. She told me everything. 144 00:05:03,308 --> 00:05:05,476 - Define "everything." - Oh, I don't know. 145 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,861 He kicked your ass in moot court three years running at Harvard. 146 00:05:07,929 --> 00:05:09,613 You're kind of upset about it. It keeps you up at night. 147 00:05:09,698 --> 00:05:11,598 Yeah, well, if she told you everything, 148 00:05:11,649 --> 00:05:14,151 you'd know he's been ducking me for the past ten years. 149 00:05:14,235 --> 00:05:15,369 Harvey, I just told you 150 00:05:15,436 --> 00:05:17,154 this gift is better than M.J.'s jersey. 151 00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:18,572 Do you think I'd make that kind of claim 152 00:05:18,623 --> 00:05:19,704 if I couldn't deliver on it? 153 00:05:19,741 --> 00:05:20,708 What are you saying? 154 00:05:20,775 --> 00:05:22,042 I'm saying 155 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:25,295 that A. Eliot Stemple is not ducking you today. 156 00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:31,168 ♪ See the money, wanna stay for your meal ♪ 157 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:34,505 ♪ get another piece of pie for your wife ♪ 158 00:05:34,589 --> 00:05:37,674 ♪ everybody wanna know how it feel ♪ 159 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:41,395 ♪ everybody wanna see what it's like ♪ 160 00:05:41,462 --> 00:05:44,348 ♪ living in a beehive of your mind ♪ 161 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:45,902 ♪ me and missus so busy, busy making money ♪ 162 00:05:45,903 --> 00:05:49,903 ♪ Suits 3x13 ♪ Moot Point Original Air Date on March 20, 2014 163 00:05:49,904 --> 00:05:55,325 ♪ all that time imagine this ♪ 164 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,161 ♪ the greenback boogie 165 00:05:57,186 --> 00:06:02,186 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 166 00:06:09,347 --> 00:06:10,831 Louis, if this is about Franklin Courier, 167 00:06:10,889 --> 00:06:12,189 I've made my decision. 168 00:06:12,256 --> 00:06:13,724 - It's not. - Okay. 169 00:06:13,775 --> 00:06:15,092 Then what's this about? 170 00:06:15,143 --> 00:06:16,560 - It's about Franklin Courier. - Louis. 171 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:17,978 Jessica, I want to know where I fall in the pecking order 172 00:06:18,063 --> 00:06:20,147 with regard to Dana Scott. There is no pecking order. 173 00:06:20,231 --> 00:06:22,149 I don't look at things that way. Great. 174 00:06:22,233 --> 00:06:24,394 That means I'm behind her because she's banging Harvey. 175 00:06:24,402 --> 00:06:26,036 I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that. 176 00:06:26,104 --> 00:06:27,454 Well, unfortunately, 177 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:28,956 I can't pretend that you didn't just screw me over 178 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,108 on behalf of your partner's girlfriend. 179 00:06:31,159 --> 00:06:33,494 Louis, I didn't screw you over. 180 00:06:33,578 --> 00:06:35,662 Your own bylaws did. 181 00:06:35,747 --> 00:06:37,081 And if the shoe were on the other foot 182 00:06:37,132 --> 00:06:38,549 and you'd taken the case from her, 183 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:40,167 you'd be sleeping like a baby. 184 00:06:40,251 --> 00:06:41,752 What does that have to do with anything? 185 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:43,087 All right, you know what, don't bother answering that question. 186 00:06:43,138 --> 00:06:46,340 As far as I'm concerned, Dana Scott is dead to me. 187 00:06:46,424 --> 00:06:48,792 Louis... 188 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:51,628 Did it ever occur to you that these situations 189 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,898 may sometimes be a result of your own doing? 190 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,466 What on God's green earth are you talking about? 191 00:06:56,518 --> 00:06:58,969 You have an opportunity to bond 192 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,437 with our newest senior partner 193 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,322 or make a permanent enemy of her. 194 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:04,274 And I'm saying, in the past, 195 00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:06,110 you've generally chosen the enemy route. 196 00:07:06,161 --> 00:07:08,112 Can you give me a specific? 197 00:07:08,163 --> 00:07:10,313 - Off the top of my head? - Mm-hmm. 198 00:07:10,365 --> 00:07:14,985 Pemberton, Yates, Cohen, Duffner, Ramirez... 199 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:18,172 That's five isolated incidents. 200 00:07:18,256 --> 00:07:20,674 Robinson, Jenkins, Gardner. 201 00:07:20,758 --> 00:07:22,459 Okay, okay, fine. What's your point? 202 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,596 My point is, if you let this thing go, 203 00:07:25,663 --> 00:07:27,548 you can change the entire course 204 00:07:27,632 --> 00:07:30,434 of your relationship with Scottie... 205 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,219 And who knows, 206 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:35,305 maybe even redefine yourself within the firm. 207 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,644 Words to live by. 208 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:42,529 Jessica, you may have just changed 209 00:07:42,614 --> 00:07:45,482 my entire outlook on life. 210 00:08:10,475 --> 00:08:12,893 Is that a bomb? It's a gift. 211 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,179 You're giving me a gift after what happened this morning? 212 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,346 You're right. 213 00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:19,733 You did poach my client on a technicality. 214 00:08:19,817 --> 00:08:21,218 And worse than that, 215 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,855 you used my own precious words against me, and normally, 216 00:08:24,906 --> 00:08:26,773 I'd declare war, but-- But what? 217 00:08:26,858 --> 00:08:29,409 It's been pointed out to me that I have certain proclivities 218 00:08:29,494 --> 00:08:30,744 that need to be adjusted. 219 00:08:30,828 --> 00:08:32,246 Louis, what are you saying? 220 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:35,199 I'm saying I would like us to be friends. 221 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,874 It's very sweet. 222 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:47,244 - Thank you. - Thank you. 223 00:08:47,295 --> 00:08:50,464 - So we're friends? - Friends. 224 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:52,382 Great. Give me my files back. 225 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:53,767 Excuse me? 226 00:08:53,851 --> 00:08:56,103 You accepted my friendship. Give me back my case. 227 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,922 Uh, sorry, Louis. That's not how it works. 228 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,641 What the hell kind of friend are you? 229 00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:03,260 I'm a friend who is not going to give you my case 230 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:04,945 14 seconds after you give me a scarf. 231 00:09:05,029 --> 00:09:06,813 No, no, no, it's not a scarf. 232 00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:08,365 It's one of the world's finest pashminas. 233 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:10,200 I don't care if it's the world's only pashmina. 234 00:09:10,268 --> 00:09:13,036 You're not getting this case. 235 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:14,271 Well, then you leave me no choice 236 00:09:14,322 --> 00:09:16,490 but to institute article 19.5/b. 237 00:09:16,574 --> 00:09:18,625 There is no article 19.5/b. 238 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,277 There is now. 239 00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:23,130 All new hires must be accompanied to client meetings 240 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,998 by the existing attorney of record. 241 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,449 You son of a bitch. 242 00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,285 You just want to start a fight. Excuse me? 243 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:29,836 I tried to make friends with you, 244 00:09:29,921 --> 00:09:31,482 and you just told me to go screw myself. 245 00:09:31,556 --> 00:09:34,558 I am warning you, Louis. 246 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:37,761 This is a fight you do not want. 247 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:40,931 Oh, no, I want it, and I'm gonna win it. 248 00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:44,851 And when I do, you better not go crying to your boyfriend. 249 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:59,082 Well, look who it is, the ghost of Christmas past, 250 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,751 Harvey Reginald Specter. 251 00:10:00,818 --> 00:10:03,153 Speaking of the past, A. Eliot, F.D.R. called. 252 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:05,488 He wants his bowtie back. 253 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,090 Oh, if you'd had rebuttals like that, 254 00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:09,843 maybe you would've gotten past me in moot court just once. 255 00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:12,095 Trust me, Archibald, I'm way past you. 256 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,998 Oh, I guess you are. Look at you, huh? 257 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,850 Tom Ford suit, $1,000 hairdo. 258 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:18,518 What happened to the skirt-chasing degenerate 259 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:20,187 I knew back at Harvard? Oh, him? 260 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,340 He's a name partner at a firm ten times bigger than yours. 261 00:10:23,391 --> 00:10:25,776 Bigger? Sounds like somebody's trying to compensate 262 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:28,528 for three huge losses. 263 00:10:28,613 --> 00:10:30,013 Or somebody's living in the past and too afraid 264 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,185 to take me on in the present. 265 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:32,515 You're the one who's afraid. 266 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,517 I think you've got a little PTSD-- 267 00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:35,952 post-traumatic Stemple disorder. 268 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:37,854 Why don't we go head-to-head right now? 269 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,189 Oh, I'd love to. 270 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,741 But unfortunately, my case is up on the docket. 271 00:10:40,825 --> 00:10:42,465 But let's do this again really soon, okay? 272 00:10:42,493 --> 00:10:43,543 Call me. 273 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:51,335 AYZ Technologies versus Janus Microprocessors. 274 00:10:51,386 --> 00:10:53,053 Mike Ross for the plaintiff, your honor. 275 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:55,922 A. Eliot Stemple for the defense. 276 00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,707 What are you doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. 277 00:10:57,759 --> 00:11:00,093 Did I forget to put the name of my firm on the complaint? 278 00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:02,095 I work at Pearson Specter. 279 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:06,233 That's Specter, as in Harvey Reginald Specter. 280 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,318 I'm ready to hear pretrial motions. 281 00:11:08,386 --> 00:11:10,654 Motion to substitute counsel, your honor. 282 00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:11,721 On what grounds? 283 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,940 On the grounds that he's a pussy. 284 00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:16,893 - What's that, Mr. Specter? - I was just wondering 285 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,579 if he has a copy of his motion, because we never got one. 286 00:11:19,664 --> 00:11:22,449 Not with me, your honor. Something suddenly came up. 287 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:25,035 My niece, she took ill. 288 00:11:25,086 --> 00:11:28,338 Well, when your family's sick, you have to tend to them. 289 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:30,757 Your honor, Mr. Stemple may not have a copy of his motion, 290 00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:33,427 but we do have a copy of his family tree. 291 00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:36,012 He has no nieces. 292 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,098 I meant "niece" figuratively. 293 00:11:38,182 --> 00:11:39,933 She is actually my goddaughter. 294 00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:41,601 And what exactly is her name? 295 00:11:41,686 --> 00:11:43,520 Sandra Silverstein. 296 00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:45,755 Your honor, that's the same fictitious goddaughter 297 00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:47,057 that's taken ill 298 00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:49,226 every time Mr. Stemple's needed a continuance 299 00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:50,727 in the last five years. 300 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,062 Sounds serious. 301 00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:53,864 Have you tried acupuncture? 302 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:56,066 They are completely out of line, Your Honor. 303 00:11:56,117 --> 00:11:59,202 The only thing out of line is you. 304 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,955 Mr. Stemple, not only will you not be replacing yourself, 305 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:04,541 you'll be paying the court a $2,000 fine. 306 00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,246 We got him. The cage match is on. 307 00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:11,631 Two men enter, one man leaves. 308 00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:12,999 We don't have anything yet. 309 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,418 What? 310 00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:16,303 Come on, you need me to try this thing for you too? 311 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,839 Listen to me. This isn't thunderdome. 312 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:21,425 I need you to look at every case he's worked since law school. 313 00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:22,893 Relax, Harvey. I'm all over it. 314 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,145 You better be, because you don't know this guy. 315 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,097 I'm telling you, once it sinks in 316 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:28,732 that there's no way out of that cage, 317 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:32,135 he's gonna come out swinging. 318 00:12:38,403 --> 00:12:41,266 You wasted a trip. Harvey's gone for the night. 319 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:43,371 I'm not here to see Harvey. I'm here to see you. 320 00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,240 Please, what I have to say is important. 321 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,774 I'm not interested in what you have to say. 322 00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:50,295 In law school, I had nothing. 323 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:51,463 Nothing. 324 00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:53,882 No friends, no girlfriend, no respect. 325 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:58,169 The truth is, I was hanging on to not flunking out by a tread. 326 00:12:59,889 --> 00:13:02,006 Look at me. I'm not married. 327 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,926 I don't have children. I'm not particularly successful. 328 00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:08,129 Why are you telling me this? 329 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,732 I have a little piece of glory that I've been holding on to, 330 00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:13,634 and I don't expect Harvey to care about that. 331 00:13:13,686 --> 00:13:15,070 But you're still first chair. 332 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:18,356 You can still let me out. 333 00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:22,110 And I thought that maybe you would. 334 00:13:22,161 --> 00:13:24,812 I'll think about it. 335 00:13:24,864 --> 00:13:26,448 That's all I can ask for. 336 00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:29,951 Except for one thing. 337 00:13:30,002 --> 00:13:32,670 That's the exact same speech that your plaintiff gave Harvey, 338 00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:33,788 year one. 339 00:13:33,839 --> 00:13:36,124 Doesn't mean it isn't true. 340 00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:37,575 You think I'm gonna let you play me? 341 00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:39,260 A man can try. 342 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,012 Stemple, you've been ducking Harvey long enough. 343 00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:43,631 Now you're either gonna win, or you're gonna lose. 344 00:13:43,682 --> 00:13:46,801 What you're not gonna do is avoid him anymore. 345 00:13:46,852 --> 00:13:49,471 Oh, and you forgot. 346 00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:50,772 I looked up your family tree. 347 00:13:50,839 --> 00:13:52,640 You are married, you do have children, 348 00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:54,476 and your firm is top tier. 349 00:13:54,527 --> 00:13:56,861 Please, I hate my wife, my children are anchors, 350 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:58,646 and the only reason I stay at that firm 351 00:13:58,697 --> 00:14:00,615 is to pay for them to leave me alone. 352 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,820 Get the hell on the elevator, Stemple. 353 00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:07,705 I'm not leaving you in our office. 354 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,357 Good call. 355 00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:20,802 Eliot Stemple, that's a blast from the past. 356 00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,337 You should have seen his smug face 357 00:14:22,388 --> 00:14:23,871 when he realized he couldn't duck me. 358 00:14:23,923 --> 00:14:25,039 Need my help? 359 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,225 No, I am taking this one all for myself. 360 00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,761 Harvey, it was three times. 361 00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:31,085 You remember what it did to you? 362 00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:32,514 Yeah, I remember. 363 00:14:32,565 --> 00:14:34,232 But instead of offering help where it isn't needed, 364 00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:35,900 you should be focused on Louis Litt. 365 00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:37,852 After what you did at that meeting, 366 00:14:37,903 --> 00:14:39,571 he's going to come at you full-bore. 367 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,907 I wouldn't have it any other way. 368 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:46,027 You picked a fight with him on purpose. 369 00:14:46,078 --> 00:14:47,728 - Of course I did. - What happened to the whole 370 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,831 "we need to be open and honest" thing? 371 00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,566 I didn't think we needed to be open and honest 372 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:52,917 that one plus one equals two. 373 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:54,536 I get it. 374 00:14:54,587 --> 00:14:56,037 You don't want to be seen as my girlfriend, 375 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:57,288 so you picked a fight with the biggest, 376 00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:58,706 baddest prisoner in the yard. 377 00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:01,092 I win this, I'm the partner that beat Louis Litt, 378 00:15:01,177 --> 00:15:03,261 not the partner sleeping with Harvey Specter. 379 00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:05,213 Okay, I respect that. 380 00:15:05,264 --> 00:15:07,182 But Louis just did me a huge favor, 381 00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:08,583 and I don't want to get caught in the middle of it. 382 00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:11,052 I don't need you in the middle of it. 383 00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,053 Good. 384 00:15:12,104 --> 00:15:14,022 Although... 385 00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,423 What did you do? 386 00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:16,641 Well, it's not really what I did. 387 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:20,862 - It's, um... - What you did. 388 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,780 What did I do? 389 00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:25,149 Louis, what are you doing here? 390 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:26,267 Hey, I got your email last night. 391 00:15:26,318 --> 00:15:28,319 - Yeah, about that-- - No, no, no. 392 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,271 I was happy to get it, happy to do the work. 393 00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:31,606 Nothing makes me happier 394 00:15:31,657 --> 00:15:32,790 than to spend all night helping out a friend. 395 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,275 You were up all night? 396 00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:36,160 Caught a power nap between 4:30 and 4:45. 397 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,912 I'll be fine. 398 00:15:37,963 --> 00:15:39,380 Well, what'd you come up with? 399 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:40,715 Per your instructions, 400 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:41,966 I went through eight years 401 00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:43,718 of Pritchard Holdings corporate returns 402 00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,587 with a fine-tooth comb. 403 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:47,472 That's a remarkably long time frame. 404 00:15:47,556 --> 00:15:49,390 Yeah, you ask for four, I give you eight. 405 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:50,642 It's what I do. 406 00:15:50,726 --> 00:15:52,927 And I caught every mistake there was to find. 407 00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,312 Great. File the amended returns. 408 00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:55,597 With any luck, 409 00:15:55,648 --> 00:15:59,684 Jenner Pharmaceuticals will be none the wiser. 410 00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:01,236 Jenner Pharmaceuticals? 411 00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:02,737 This suit's against Miller Trucking. 412 00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:06,157 That's what I meant, Miller Trucking. 413 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:08,276 Ah. 414 00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:09,977 What are they suing them for? 415 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:11,145 Trucking? 416 00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:13,314 God damn it. 417 00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:14,815 You sent that email just to screw with me. 418 00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:16,951 Louis, I didn't send the email. 419 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:18,169 Scottie did. 420 00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:19,704 She used my computer. I didn't even know. 421 00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:21,506 Oh, bullshit. She came running to you. 422 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:22,757 You played on our friendship. 423 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,092 And just now you had me go on about it 424 00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:25,159 to continue the mockery. 425 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,427 Look, I wasn't mocking you. 426 00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:28,496 I was trying to keep you from finding out. 427 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,598 I thought if you didn't know, no harm would be done. 428 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,967 No, you know what, harm was done. 429 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,019 And if you value this friendship at all, 430 00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:36,471 you would stay out of it, 431 00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:38,139 because I'm going to the mattresses 432 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,274 against Dana Scott. 433 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,642 Mattresses? 434 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,477 Have you been watching The Godfather? 435 00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:44,011 Yeah, I've been trying to come up with some common ground 436 00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:46,147 to expand our friendship-- sue me. 437 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:51,352 Tell me you finished the proposal 438 00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:52,704 for Franklin Courier. 439 00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:53,788 No. 440 00:16:53,855 --> 00:16:55,189 What do you mean, no? 441 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,024 I mean I didn't do it. 442 00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:58,409 What, did your mother die? 443 00:16:58,494 --> 00:16:59,774 Because if she didn't, you know-- 444 00:16:59,795 --> 00:17:01,412 Louis, you told me not to. 445 00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:02,964 We're at war, Bennett. Why would I do that? 446 00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,551 I don't know, but I got a note from you 447 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,883 telling me that you were gonna be the bigger person 448 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,135 and let Dana Scott handle it. 449 00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:08,369 The bigger person? 450 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,537 You should've known that was not from me. 451 00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:12,140 Good morning, Louis. Great day. 452 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:13,874 Oh, you look a little tired. 453 00:17:13,926 --> 00:17:15,226 I'm not tired. I don't get tired. 454 00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,395 What do you want, Dana? I'm just dropping this by. 455 00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:18,980 You sent Franklin a proposal? 456 00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,264 Well, I couldn't meet them without you, 457 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,550 so I figured that I would send this over instead. 458 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:24,385 You did this behind our backs. 459 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:27,155 I don't believe in doing things behind people's backs. 460 00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:29,073 That's why I c.c.'d you both on this letter. 461 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,159 No, you c.c.'d us, so they'd know that it came from you, 462 00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,506 and we had nothing to do with it. 463 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:33,661 It did come from me, 464 00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:35,163 and you did have nothing to do with it. 465 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,664 Yeah, you want to play it this way, fine. 466 00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:38,282 But if you think you can outsmart me, 467 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:39,867 you're gonna get Litt up. Litt the hell up. 468 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,869 Litt up? 469 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,088 Litt. Oh. 470 00:17:44,173 --> 00:17:46,758 Oh, my God, that is so cute. 471 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:48,409 I'm gonna go make fun of it on my Facebook page right now. 472 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,910 Thank you. 473 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:56,467 Okay, we're gonna take this thing apart limb by limb 474 00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:57,802 so that little Miss Bullshit 475 00:17:57,886 --> 00:17:59,687 wished she'd never heard the name Louis Litt. 476 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,522 Louis, she's an excellent attorney. 477 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:02,940 What if we can't find anything wrong with it? 478 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:04,425 We're not gonna find anything wrong with it. 479 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:05,810 That's why we're gonna take it apart, 480 00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:06,944 to make something wrong with it. 481 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,397 Mr. Walker, in October of last year, 482 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,115 you made a pitch to the chairman of Kyoto Computers. 483 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,433 How did that pitch go? 484 00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:13,434 It went amazingly, 485 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,153 right up until when they told us 486 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:16,954 there was no way they could actually buy our product. 487 00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:18,406 And why was that? 488 00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:20,608 Because Janus threatened to withhold their microchip 489 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:23,461 if Kyoto did even $1 worth of business with us. 490 00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:25,913 And my next-door neighbor says he saw his next-door neighbor 491 00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,281 cheating on his wife. 492 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:29,050 Turned out to be nothing but a vindictive lie. 493 00:18:29,117 --> 00:18:31,919 These are sworn affidavits from the CEOs of Kyoto, Griffon, 494 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:35,623 and Howland all backing up Mr. Walker's claim. 495 00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:39,844 This isn't your next-door neighbor, Archibald. 496 00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:42,296 Mr. Walker, the truth is that we control the market 497 00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,766 because our product is better than yours, isn't it? 498 00:18:44,817 --> 00:18:46,467 No, it isn't. 499 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,319 Jake, come on. The cameras are on. 500 00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:50,571 We're all under oath here. We are? 501 00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:51,989 He is. 502 00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:54,442 And I have independent analysis 503 00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:56,477 and sworn testimony from other CEOs 504 00:18:56,528 --> 00:18:58,479 disputing everything your client just said. 505 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,998 Those things aren't worth the paper they're printed on. 506 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,817 My point is that you can go to court, 507 00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:05,486 spend years fighting a battle you may not win, 508 00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:08,840 or you can take this settlement. 509 00:19:13,328 --> 00:19:15,296 This is actually pretty fair. 510 00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:17,014 More than fair. 511 00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:18,999 The only thing is, he's trying to get us to sign it, 512 00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,601 so he can use it against us in court. 513 00:19:20,669 --> 00:19:22,437 Just like he did last year against Micron 514 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,439 and the year before that against Suntech. 515 00:19:24,506 --> 00:19:26,641 You're just a one-trick pony, Archibald. 516 00:19:26,692 --> 00:19:29,343 And once you've been to the show, it's not that good. 517 00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:32,447 Hmm, you're a one-trick pony too, Reginald. 518 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:35,182 Only my trick doesn't end with my own client suing me. 519 00:19:35,234 --> 00:19:38,119 - This deposition's over. - What do you mean, it's over? 520 00:19:38,186 --> 00:19:39,466 Don't you want Mr. Walker to know 521 00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:41,155 that you were just sued for malpractice? 522 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,490 That client dropped that suit. 523 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,459 And before she did, she stated on the record 524 00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:46,911 that she got shafted because you had a personal vendetta 525 00:19:46,995 --> 00:19:48,529 against your opposing counsel. 526 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,715 He likes to pick fights with other lawyers, 527 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:52,416 and he doesn't give a shit what it does to his clients. 528 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,869 - Okay, that's a lie. - It is? 529 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,204 I think you and I both know why he took this case, 530 00:19:57,256 --> 00:19:59,474 because he lost this case and this case 531 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,425 and this case to me 15 years ago. 532 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,977 Go ahead, ask him. 533 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,812 He's not under oath, but you'll know if he's lying. 534 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,314 And these cases, they were all in moot court. 535 00:20:06,381 --> 00:20:08,933 Imagine what he'll bring down on you when the stakes are real. 536 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,401 I can tell you this much, 537 00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:11,819 it'll be a hell of a lot more expensive 538 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:12,987 than that settlement. 539 00:20:13,054 --> 00:20:15,907 Stemple, we're done. 540 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:19,660 Reginald, you did a great job 541 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,279 making it so I couldn't get out of it, 542 00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:24,665 but you should have picked a better case to trap me in. 543 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,203 Because we both know that my independent analyst 544 00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:33,758 will come up with anything that I want him to say. 545 00:20:36,261 --> 00:20:37,712 Did you hear what he just said? 546 00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:38,880 I sure did. 547 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,431 And if you did, and I did... 548 00:20:40,516 --> 00:20:43,017 Maybe it did. 549 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,454 ♪ I already had breakfast, Michael. 550 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,840 Maybe, but that's a bag completely filled with bacon. 551 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,841 Crispy? 552 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,176 To quote my friend Benjamin, 553 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,795 "if it's not crispy, it's not bacon." 554 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,881 I don't deserve it. 555 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,048 Benjamin. 556 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,833 Michael, I can enhance the sound of a bee 557 00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:11,852 making pollen recorded from a satellite. 558 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,137 How can you possibly know that? 559 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,305 It's been done. 560 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,639 But what I can't do is enhance sounds 561 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,274 that weren't picked up by a used camcorder, 562 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,393 because this firm is too cheap to go with my recommendation 563 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,845 of the $63,000 ZR-X90. 564 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:23,537 You didn't really recommend that, did you? 565 00:21:23,565 --> 00:21:25,116 It's also good for making independent films on weekends. 566 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,400 Okay, Benjamin, 567 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,953 I need this audio, or we're screwed on a huge case. 568 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,288 Michael, look at these sound waves. 569 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,908 Okay. 570 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,626 There's nothing there. No, nothing. 571 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:37,461 And that's after 12 hours of maximum enhancement on the tape 572 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:38,862 and six Red Bulls in me. 573 00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,832 Whoa, you shouldn't be having that many Red Bulls. 574 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,134 I did it for you, Michael. 575 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,535 What do we have? 576 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,170 Uh, nothing. 577 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:49,173 Then we go with what we got. 578 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,143 What's he talking about? 579 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,895 He's saying Stemple bluffed, so now we're gonna bluff. 580 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,398 What exactly are we talking about here, gentlemen? 581 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:01,385 We want access to the raw data from his independent analysis. 582 00:22:01,436 --> 00:22:03,521 And I wish I would've had a vasectomy ten years ago. 583 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,223 But raw data is work product, and he has no right to it. 584 00:22:06,274 --> 00:22:07,441 The work product doctrine 585 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:08,909 is fairly clear on this, Mr. Specter. 586 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,412 Except in cases of misconduct, Your Honor, 587 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,330 is fairly clear on this, which is the situation here. 588 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,000 What exactly are you accusing me of? 589 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,619 At the end of our deposition, Mr. Stemple basically boasted 590 00:22:18,703 --> 00:22:21,338 that he plans to fix the findings of his analyst. 591 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,506 That is a lie. 592 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,507 I never said anything of the kind. 593 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,792 What you mean to say is 594 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,594 you didn't think our microphone would pick it up. 595 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,179 So let me get this straight. 596 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,264 They're doctoring a tape to accuse me of doctoring a report. 597 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,600 Mr. Stemple, you have a history of lying to me. 598 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,968 So if you're on that tape 599 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,893 saying anything close to what they're claiming, 600 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,807 I'll not only sanction you, I'll report you to the bar. 601 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,276 I'll give them what they want. 602 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,862 I have to admit, when I read 600 million Euros, 603 00:22:44,929 --> 00:22:47,448 I thought it was a typo. It wasn't. 604 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,266 Baltic Freight can get a bottle of Riesling 605 00:22:49,317 --> 00:22:51,402 from an Alsatian Vineyard to a Dubai hotel in six hours. 606 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,904 This is a steal. I agree. The proposal- 607 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,956 most riveting thing I've read since Fifty Shades of Grey. 608 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,208 But-- 609 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:58,576 But the real upside for you is that I... 610 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,960 - We. - Not exactly. 611 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,612 Structured the deal to avoid U.S. taxes. 612 00:23:01,663 --> 00:23:04,248 By setting up a subsidiary with headquarters in Cyprus. 613 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,666 Where the rate is only 5.7%. 614 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,084 Wait a second, 615 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,453 doesn't that mean they would have to build in Cyprus? 616 00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:11,755 Mmhmm, and I've already locked up a developer. 617 00:23:11,806 --> 00:23:13,474 Yeah, I see that, the Whitner Group. 618 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,226 Whoa, I'm so sorry. Did you just say Whitner Group? 619 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:16,227 Right now they're being investigated 620 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:17,478 by the FTC for fraud. 621 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,896 What? 622 00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:21,565 Yeah, it was just announced this morning. 623 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:22,600 Well, those are bogus charges 624 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,435 concocted by a jealous competitor 625 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,820 who will stop at nothing-- I'm so sorry, Tom. 626 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,640 As Dana mentioned, I was c.c.'d on this, 627 00:23:29,691 --> 00:23:31,308 but I didn't exactly have a chance to vet it. 628 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,826 Tom. 629 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:33,911 Our reputation is everything, Ms. Scott. 630 00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:35,412 We can't be in bed with criminals. 631 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,314 I will have another proposal over to you within the hour. 632 00:23:37,365 --> 00:23:38,499 Thank you, Louis. 633 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,918 Oh, and, Tom, Scottie's new, okay? 634 00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,286 So just cut her some slack. 635 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,621 Because when those training wheels pop off, 636 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,340 she's gonna be really, really good. 637 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:52,046 - What the hell did you do? - Nothing. 638 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,664 I just called a friend at the FTC. 639 00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:54,998 You made up charges against a company 640 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,166 just to get back at me? 641 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:57,601 I did nothing of the kind. 642 00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,749 I simply alerted a friend to some possible misdoings. 643 00:23:59,804 --> 00:24:02,189 These are people. You are hurting their business. 644 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,524 Oh, please, give me a break. 645 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,942 They're not publicly traded. 646 00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:06,009 They don't have a stock price that'll fall. 647 00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:07,010 And if they're as clean as you say, 648 00:24:07,062 --> 00:24:08,345 I'm sure they'll be exonerated. 649 00:24:08,396 --> 00:24:11,148 But not in time for me to get Franklin's business. 650 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,683 Oh, I don't give a shit when they're exonerated. 651 00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:15,185 You're never getting Franklin's business. 652 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:17,454 You really are a dick. 653 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,799 I'm Moby goddamn dick, and you just swam in my waters. 654 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,058 Per your request, this is everything. 655 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,061 You didn't just come over here to deliver work product. 656 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,563 I've got a revised settlement offer. 657 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,765 And before you say anything, it contains a provision 658 00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:46,317 prohibiting me from using it against you. 659 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:49,052 After what happened today, you think I'm going to settle? 660 00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:50,624 Please, Harvey, just take a look at it. 661 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:51,689 So now that you need something, 662 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,557 it's Harvey, not Reginald. 663 00:24:53,608 --> 00:24:54,825 Settling is what you do. 664 00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:57,728 Not with you. 665 00:24:57,779 --> 00:24:59,330 And the reason I'm not gonna settle with you-- 666 00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:00,497 I get it. 667 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,166 I ducked you. 668 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:05,252 Look, I could take the losing, the gloating, and the taunting. 669 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,621 But what I can't take is losing to a coward 670 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:11,875 who's too afraid to stand up and try to beat me again. 671 00:25:11,926 --> 00:25:13,510 I didn't beat you the first time. 672 00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:17,214 What the hell are you talking about? 673 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,849 It was rigged. 674 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:22,219 I bribed the jury. 675 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,555 - What? - That's why I keep ducking you. 676 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,107 You're telling me you cheated all three years? 677 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,943 Once I won, 678 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:33,263 I was the guy who beat Harvey Specter. 679 00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:35,432 There was no going back. 680 00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:38,602 And you think admitting that now is gonna make me settle? 681 00:25:38,653 --> 00:25:41,205 I'm coming clean because it's time to put it to bed. 682 00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:42,939 Put it to bed? 683 00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:45,942 You gonna take an ad out in the Crimson saying you cheated, 684 00:25:45,994 --> 00:25:47,795 just like you did when you beat me back then? 685 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,963 - Harvey. - No, no, I remember it. 686 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,833 Muhammad Ali standing over Sonny Liston. 687 00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:55,002 Your face on Ali, mine on Liston, 688 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,336 every day for a week. 689 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:58,455 You know who my hero was, Eliot? 690 00:25:58,506 --> 00:25:59,623 Ali. 691 00:25:59,674 --> 00:26:02,459 That's right, you piece of shit. 692 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:07,181 You want to know why I did that? 693 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,433 Because you were an arrogant bastard 694 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,635 who skated through life without a care in the world, 695 00:26:11,686 --> 00:26:14,571 getting everything you wanted from anyone you needed! 696 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:17,941 And you know what, 697 00:26:17,992 --> 00:26:20,360 if I had to do it again, 698 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:23,313 I would do the exact same thing. 699 00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:25,165 I'm not settling. 700 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:29,319 You so much as think about breaking the law on this case, 701 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,989 I guarantee you'll end up in jail. 702 00:26:45,941 --> 00:26:47,058 Is this-- Yes. 703 00:26:47,099 --> 00:26:48,933 - With extra-- - Yes. 704 00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:51,519 - To what do I owe this honor? - Dana Scott. 705 00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:53,154 - No. - Hear me out. 706 00:26:53,239 --> 00:26:54,689 You won. 707 00:26:54,774 --> 00:26:56,074 I'm not saying you have to give in to her. 708 00:26:56,141 --> 00:26:58,493 I'm saying, make amends with her. 709 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,995 Mm, and why would I want to do that? 710 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,996 Well, it would help if you tried 711 00:27:02,081 --> 00:27:03,481 putting yourself in her shoes. 712 00:27:03,532 --> 00:27:05,116 The same shoes that tried walking away with my client? 713 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,785 Louis, all I'm saying is, 714 00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:08,503 she came here from Darby International 715 00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:09,987 to be Harvey's girlfriend. 716 00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:11,423 I'd say that's enough baggage 717 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,024 to deserve you cutting her some slack. 718 00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:14,492 But I did cut her some slack, Donna. 719 00:27:14,543 --> 00:27:15,927 I bought her the world's finest pashmina, 720 00:27:15,994 --> 00:27:17,178 and she wiped her ass with it in return. 721 00:27:17,263 --> 00:27:18,596 Okay, I got it. 722 00:27:18,664 --> 00:27:20,381 You're never gonna like her. Forget I said anything. 723 00:27:20,466 --> 00:27:22,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. 724 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,002 Did Harvey send you here? No, Louis, he didn't. 725 00:27:25,054 --> 00:27:26,337 Harvey doesn't care about this. 726 00:27:26,388 --> 00:27:28,189 Why do you? 727 00:27:29,692 --> 00:27:32,694 Because I know Harvey, I know Scottie, and I know you. 728 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:34,979 And if somebody doesn't back down, 729 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,614 this isn't gonna end well. 730 00:27:36,682 --> 00:27:38,783 Are you saying that you or Harvey 731 00:27:38,851 --> 00:27:40,118 are gonna hold this against me? 732 00:27:40,185 --> 00:27:42,070 No, Louis, I'm not saying that. 733 00:27:42,154 --> 00:27:44,021 Good, because then I'll tell you what I told him. 734 00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:45,907 If our friendship is dependent on this, 735 00:27:45,991 --> 00:27:47,959 then we do not have a friendship at all. 736 00:27:48,026 --> 00:27:49,961 It's not. 737 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:54,198 I was just trying to help. 738 00:27:58,036 --> 00:27:59,370 Mr. Morris, 739 00:27:59,421 --> 00:28:02,140 please tell the court what the raw data indicates 740 00:28:02,207 --> 00:28:04,392 about the two companies' microprocessors. 741 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:06,377 And I remind you, you're under oath. 742 00:28:06,428 --> 00:28:10,181 Both products operate at the exact same rate. 743 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:12,016 What you're saying is, 744 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,652 our product is just as good as theirs. 745 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,888 I'm saying their performance is identical. 746 00:28:16,939 --> 00:28:18,389 And yet Janus dominates the marketplace. 747 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,524 Why is that? 748 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,559 Objection. Calls for speculation. 749 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:22,944 Oh, I'll tell you why. 750 00:28:23,028 --> 00:28:24,729 It has nothing to do with product superiority 751 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,898 and everything to do with Janus bullying its competitors. 752 00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:28,399 That's not a question, 753 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,735 nor is it Mr. Morris' area of expertise. 754 00:28:30,786 --> 00:28:32,170 No, it isn't. 755 00:28:32,237 --> 00:28:34,622 Bullying is his client's area of expertise. 756 00:28:34,707 --> 00:28:36,341 No further questions. 757 00:28:36,408 --> 00:28:39,928 Mr. Morris, you just testified 758 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:43,581 that the microprocessors' performance was identical. 759 00:28:43,632 --> 00:28:46,100 Is it possible that they are actually identical? 760 00:28:46,185 --> 00:28:48,636 - Anything's possible. - How would that be? 761 00:28:48,721 --> 00:28:50,688 Either it's a one-in-a-billion event, 762 00:28:50,756 --> 00:28:53,024 or one of them stole the other one's design. 763 00:28:53,091 --> 00:28:54,559 Mm. 764 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,861 Your honor, based on evidence introduced by opposing counsel 765 00:28:56,929 --> 00:28:58,279 and Mr. Morris' testimony, 766 00:28:58,364 --> 00:28:59,981 I would like to file a countersuit 767 00:29:00,065 --> 00:29:02,567 against AYZ for patent infringement. 768 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:03,785 That is outrageous. 769 00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:06,654 His client stole my client's design. 770 00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:08,122 I am the one who is outraged. 771 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:10,625 This case has nothing to do with patent infringement. 772 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,127 It does now, Reginald. 773 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,049 Move! We need to talk. 774 00:29:18,116 --> 00:29:19,784 Not now, I'm carbo-loading. 775 00:29:19,835 --> 00:29:20,885 For what? 776 00:29:20,953 --> 00:29:23,471 For you! We're still at war. 777 00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:24,639 No, we're not. 778 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,057 So what, 779 00:29:26,124 --> 00:29:27,458 you're telling me you're waving the white flag? 780 00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:32,597 No, I am waving this, bylaw 19.5/b, 781 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,966 in clear violation of 139/j. 782 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:36,801 I got ratification per 139j. 783 00:29:36,852 --> 00:29:40,188 There wasn't a quorum present. 784 00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,522 Big deal, technical violation. 785 00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:43,658 Not for you. You're on the bylaw committee. 786 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:46,494 And you know what the bylaws say about a member of the committee 787 00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:50,248 implementing an amendment without approval? 788 00:29:50,315 --> 00:29:51,332 Immediate removal. 789 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:52,667 So back the hell off my case. 790 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,085 This won't stand. 791 00:29:54,152 --> 00:29:58,006 Louis, I am warning you to not keep pursuing this. 792 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,091 I've beaten you before, and I will beat you again. 793 00:30:00,158 --> 00:30:02,427 - You've never beaten me before. - Haven't I? 794 00:30:02,494 --> 00:30:05,513 Who do you think it was that assigned Nigel 795 00:30:05,598 --> 00:30:08,516 to go against you in the dissolution talks? 796 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:09,934 Meow. 797 00:30:10,002 --> 00:30:12,169 - You're the devil. - No. 798 00:30:12,221 --> 00:30:15,840 I'm not the devil. I'm a strategic thinker. 799 00:30:15,891 --> 00:30:17,976 Louis Litt, you are hereby notified 800 00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,547 that your services are no longer needed 801 00:30:19,612 --> 00:30:20,862 on Franklin Courier. 802 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:24,032 And if you go around me, I will invoke 139j on your ass. 803 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,702 - He set us up. - You think I don't know that? 804 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,153 He made our client look like a thief. 805 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,405 It's not true. 806 00:30:30,489 --> 00:30:31,689 It doesn't matter if it's not true. 807 00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,691 Now we're on the defensive. 808 00:30:33,742 --> 00:30:36,327 Gentlemen, that settlement offer 809 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,996 is about to get flipped on its ass. 810 00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:40,248 And thank you for introducing that evidence, 811 00:30:40,332 --> 00:30:42,166 'cause it wouldn't have been as credible coming from me. 812 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:43,668 You dropped that comment on purpose. 813 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:45,536 Mmhmm. I knew that camcorder wouldn't pick it up, 814 00:30:45,587 --> 00:30:47,639 just like I knew you would bluff to get that data. 815 00:30:47,706 --> 00:30:50,374 You made us work for it, or we would've seen it coming. 816 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:53,210 He would never have seen anything coming 817 00:30:53,262 --> 00:30:56,881 once I fed him that bullshit about bribing the jury. 818 00:30:56,932 --> 00:30:58,883 I've got your number, Reginald. 819 00:30:58,934 --> 00:31:01,819 I haven't been ducking you. I've just been setting you up. 820 00:31:01,887 --> 00:31:04,772 I took a page from your hero's playbook, 821 00:31:04,857 --> 00:31:07,992 rope-a-dope. 822 00:31:12,731 --> 00:31:14,231 I heard about today. 823 00:31:14,283 --> 00:31:15,750 If you hadn't, 824 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:18,115 I'm sure there'll be an ad about it in the paper tomorrow. 825 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,288 What? 826 00:31:20,372 --> 00:31:24,258 Stemple says he's got my number, and it's true. 827 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:26,410 I don't know what to do. 828 00:31:26,462 --> 00:31:27,962 What are our options? 829 00:31:28,047 --> 00:31:30,367 For all I know, this deal's the best I'm ever going to get. 830 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:33,134 Stemple's been outthinking me ever since I met him. 831 00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:36,270 You're the only other person who's ever done that. 832 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:37,772 I need your help. 833 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:41,275 Have I ever told you about my high school tennis career? 834 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,727 I didn't even know you played. 835 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,813 I was 38 and 3. 836 00:31:45,898 --> 00:31:48,366 You know who handed me every one of those losses? 837 00:31:48,433 --> 00:31:49,367 Eliot Stemple? 838 00:31:49,434 --> 00:31:51,285 Marsha Myers. 839 00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:57,441 A 5-foot-nothing math geek with a 20-mile-an-hour serve. 840 00:31:57,493 --> 00:31:59,944 I should have left a Marsha Myers skid mark 841 00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:01,963 on the court and never looked back. 842 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:05,750 But instead, the little bitch was a human backboard. 843 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,301 And I think about it to this day. 844 00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:08,469 You're saying I should take the deal 845 00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,637 because I can't beat him? 846 00:32:09,722 --> 00:32:11,389 I'm saying I know what it's like 847 00:32:11,456 --> 00:32:13,424 to have an Eliot Stemple. 848 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:15,226 So I'm going to ask you a question, 849 00:32:15,293 --> 00:32:17,628 and I want you to give me an instant response. 850 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:19,964 Do you want to beat him, or do you want to settle? 851 00:32:20,015 --> 00:32:21,849 I want to leave an Eliot Stemple skid mark. 852 00:32:21,934 --> 00:32:23,300 Then there's your answer. 853 00:32:23,352 --> 00:32:24,969 If he's got your number, 854 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:28,990 then what you want to do is what he wants you to do. 855 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:32,160 Harvey, I've been looking at Stemple's cases. 856 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:34,078 Doesn't matter. 857 00:32:34,146 --> 00:32:35,507 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 858 00:32:35,531 --> 00:32:36,981 We're taking the settlement. 859 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:39,917 - You're just gonna give up? - Jessica has a plan. 860 00:32:39,985 --> 00:32:41,369 Fighting is stepping into a trap. 861 00:32:41,453 --> 00:32:42,787 We'd be giving him exactly what he wants. 862 00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:44,756 Jessica was wrong. 863 00:32:44,823 --> 00:32:46,340 Is that a fact? 864 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:47,875 You looked at it the right way. 865 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,510 You just came to the wrong conclusion. 866 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:52,180 Stemple wants us to fight, but I know why. 867 00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:53,464 He was on this case 868 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:54,549 long before you and I came into the picture. 869 00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:57,351 What he wants-- what he really wants-- 870 00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:59,971 has nothing to do with you. 871 00:33:11,546 --> 00:33:13,030 Don't you look ready to rumble? 872 00:33:13,081 --> 00:33:14,364 We're not. 873 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,417 We want to take your deal, with one small change. 874 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:19,336 - I'm not lowering the amount. - No, don't worry. 875 00:33:19,387 --> 00:33:20,588 Instead of $10 million, 876 00:33:20,672 --> 00:33:22,423 we'd like to give you 100 million. 877 00:33:22,507 --> 00:33:23,641 Because that would still cost us less 878 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:26,260 than if we fought you and you got this. 879 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,731 - I have no idea what that is. - Yes, you do. 880 00:33:30,815 --> 00:33:32,399 It's the glue that enables AYZ 881 00:33:32,484 --> 00:33:33,901 to stack more microchips than you, 882 00:33:33,985 --> 00:33:34,902 and you've been after it for a year. 883 00:33:34,986 --> 00:33:36,887 And when you saw me coming, 884 00:33:36,938 --> 00:33:39,440 you used the opportunity to bait me 885 00:33:39,524 --> 00:33:41,075 into introducing evidence 886 00:33:41,159 --> 00:33:43,894 so that you could turn it around and manufacture a suit 887 00:33:43,945 --> 00:33:46,614 to get your hands on that during discovery. 888 00:33:50,401 --> 00:33:51,835 You can't prove that. 889 00:33:51,903 --> 00:33:54,571 I can when I ask your analyst 890 00:33:54,623 --> 00:33:56,840 why you hired him in the first place. 891 00:33:56,908 --> 00:33:58,292 He's gonna say that Janus needed the technology 892 00:33:58,376 --> 00:33:59,743 and was willing to do anything to get it. 893 00:33:59,794 --> 00:34:02,245 You don't know that he'll roll over on me. 894 00:34:02,297 --> 00:34:03,764 Ali versus Liston. 895 00:34:03,848 --> 00:34:05,382 I'm gonna make him roll over on you. 896 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:07,084 So here's what's gonna happen. 897 00:34:07,135 --> 00:34:08,919 You're gonna drop the suit, 898 00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:11,922 publicly admit to wrongdoing, and pay us this. 899 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,645 This'll cost my client a fortune. 900 00:34:17,729 --> 00:34:18,762 Yeah, but it's better than being convicted 901 00:34:18,813 --> 00:34:20,097 of corporate espionage. 902 00:34:20,148 --> 00:34:22,783 Eliot, I'm giving you a dignified way out, 903 00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:26,287 a chance to really put it to bed. 904 00:34:26,371 --> 00:34:29,957 Now the judge is gonna bang that gavel in 30 seconds. 905 00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,960 And when that happens, it's gonna be too late. 906 00:34:42,554 --> 00:34:45,255 We'll take the deal. 907 00:34:47,976 --> 00:34:49,059 I'm just saying, if you're gonna quote a movie, 908 00:34:49,127 --> 00:34:50,594 quote a movie. 909 00:34:50,645 --> 00:34:51,895 I got one word wrong. 910 00:34:51,963 --> 00:34:53,797 It changed the entire meaning of the quote. 911 00:34:53,848 --> 00:34:55,298 Not to me, it didn't. 912 00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:56,433 That's what I thought the quote was. 913 00:34:56,484 --> 00:34:57,768 Okay, fine. 914 00:34:57,819 --> 00:34:59,853 You want to be disrespectful to Martin Scorsese, 915 00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:01,304 you go right ahead. 916 00:35:01,356 --> 00:35:03,357 Martin Scorsese didn't even write the damn movie. 917 00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:05,242 If anything, it's disrespectful to the writer. 918 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:07,310 Harvey, who cares about the writer? 919 00:35:07,362 --> 00:35:08,829 I guess you're right about that. 920 00:35:08,913 --> 00:35:10,948 - Where have you two been? - I took him to dinner. 921 00:35:10,999 --> 00:35:12,649 Oh, that's never happened before. 922 00:35:12,701 --> 00:35:14,818 Well, he's never beaten A. Eliot Stemple before. 923 00:35:14,869 --> 00:35:16,670 No, he hasn't. 924 00:35:16,755 --> 00:35:19,456 What could be different about this time? 925 00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:20,791 I didn't work for him then. 926 00:35:20,842 --> 00:35:22,126 Yeah, but didn't he duck Harvey 927 00:35:22,177 --> 00:35:23,460 the whole time you did work for him? 928 00:35:23,511 --> 00:35:24,928 Okay, fine. 929 00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,847 You were responsible for beating Stemple, 930 00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:29,183 but I was the one who told you about Harvey's shameful losses 931 00:35:29,267 --> 00:35:30,801 in the first place. What does he always say? 932 00:35:30,852 --> 00:35:34,004 0 and everything, Donna. 0 and everything. 933 00:35:34,055 --> 00:35:36,974 - Are you finished? - Yes, thank you. 934 00:35:37,025 --> 00:35:38,609 Oh, and Jessica wanted to see you 935 00:35:38,676 --> 00:35:40,361 as soon as you got back. She say what it's about? 936 00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:43,113 No, but I was talking to Mike. 937 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:47,851 Hmm. 938 00:35:49,854 --> 00:35:51,021 I heard you won. 939 00:35:51,072 --> 00:35:53,290 - Oh, we didn't just win. - I know. 940 00:35:53,357 --> 00:35:56,860 You got a Fortune 500 company to publicly admit wrongdoing. 941 00:35:56,911 --> 00:35:58,195 Doesn't happen every day. 942 00:35:58,246 --> 00:35:59,797 So why don't you look happy? 943 00:35:59,864 --> 00:36:03,634 I am happy about the win. 944 00:36:03,701 --> 00:36:07,504 But I got a call from the editor of New York Lawyer, 945 00:36:07,555 --> 00:36:08,922 and they want to interview the man responsible 946 00:36:09,007 --> 00:36:10,507 for making that happen. 947 00:36:10,558 --> 00:36:13,043 And you want to give Harvey the credit. 948 00:36:13,094 --> 00:36:14,178 I want you to take your name off. 949 00:36:14,229 --> 00:36:15,479 I already did. 950 00:36:15,546 --> 00:36:17,481 This case was never for me. It was for Harvey. 951 00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,266 I took my name off as first chair 952 00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:20,734 the second we trapped Stemple. 953 00:36:20,819 --> 00:36:22,686 I appreciate that. 954 00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:27,408 But because of this interview, you can't be any chair. 955 00:36:31,746 --> 00:36:33,497 So you don't want me off this case 956 00:36:33,564 --> 00:36:34,998 so that Harvey can get the credit. 957 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:36,283 You want me off this case, 958 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:37,918 so I don't get anywhere near the spotlight. 959 00:36:38,002 --> 00:36:39,369 In your position, 960 00:36:39,421 --> 00:36:42,039 the spotlight can become an interrogation lamp 961 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:43,791 pretty damn fast. 962 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,910 I understand. 963 00:36:46,961 --> 00:36:49,847 No spotlight. 964 00:36:58,256 --> 00:37:00,891 This is always how it's gonna be, isn't it? 965 00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:06,447 I thought you knew that. 966 00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:13,103 I guess I did. 967 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,825 Hey, can I talk to you? 968 00:37:17,909 --> 00:37:19,460 Sure, Louis. What can I do for you? 969 00:37:19,544 --> 00:37:23,964 Um, I'm sure you heard about Dana Scott's throttling of me. 970 00:37:24,048 --> 00:37:25,299 I haven't. 971 00:37:25,383 --> 00:37:27,634 You both wanted me to stay out of it, and I did. 972 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,721 Right. 973 00:37:30,788 --> 00:37:32,556 See, after Scottie took my case, I went to Jessica. 974 00:37:32,623 --> 00:37:36,960 I was after blood, and... She told me-- 975 00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:42,099 She told me that I bring these things on myself, 976 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:44,601 and she was right. 977 00:37:44,652 --> 00:37:47,104 And that got me to wondering, what would've happened 978 00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:50,741 if I hadn't shown up to that meeting late? 979 00:37:50,808 --> 00:37:53,476 So I went to the library, 980 00:37:53,528 --> 00:37:55,829 and I found a copy of the bylaws. 981 00:37:55,914 --> 00:37:58,665 Scottie underlined six different traps. 982 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:01,084 She deliberately picked a fight to embarrass me, 983 00:38:01,152 --> 00:38:02,652 and I want to know if you knew. 984 00:38:02,704 --> 00:38:05,088 She didn't do it to embarrass you. 985 00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:08,625 She wanted to beat the meanest, toughest guy at the firm. 986 00:38:08,676 --> 00:38:11,378 - Okay. - It's a sign of respect. 987 00:38:13,497 --> 00:38:15,832 See, the problem with that is, 988 00:38:15,884 --> 00:38:19,937 when that guy loses... He's done. 989 00:38:20,004 --> 00:38:23,774 He is no longer the meanest, baddest guy in the firm. 990 00:38:23,841 --> 00:38:25,342 He's nothing. 991 00:38:25,393 --> 00:38:27,110 Louis... 992 00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:30,731 What do you want from me? 993 00:38:30,815 --> 00:38:32,232 I need you to use your power 994 00:38:32,317 --> 00:38:33,638 to give me this case over Scottie. 995 00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:34,818 I can't do that. 996 00:38:34,869 --> 00:38:36,069 Harvey, she can survive this. I can't. 997 00:38:36,154 --> 00:38:37,475 - Louis-- - Listen, you came to me 998 00:38:37,488 --> 00:38:39,206 and said I was your friend when you needed a favor. 999 00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,741 Well, I am now coming to you, 1000 00:38:40,825 --> 00:38:42,525 saying that I need a favor in return. 1001 00:38:42,577 --> 00:38:43,744 The last time we talked, 1002 00:38:43,828 --> 00:38:45,528 you said if I value our friendship at all, 1003 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,863 I'd stay out of it. 1004 00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:50,300 I don't care. 1005 00:38:50,368 --> 00:38:52,219 I know how you operate. 1006 00:38:52,303 --> 00:38:53,804 I let it go with Mike for you. 1007 00:38:53,871 --> 00:38:55,151 And what I'm asking for in return 1008 00:38:55,206 --> 00:38:59,893 doesn't even come close, so... 1009 00:38:59,978 --> 00:39:04,348 I do operate that way, Louis, but not with my friends. 1010 00:39:04,399 --> 00:39:07,884 So I'm only gonna ask you this once. 1011 00:39:07,936 --> 00:39:10,904 Are you asking as a friend, or are you calling in a chit? 1012 00:39:17,612 --> 00:39:19,746 I'm calling in a chit. 1013 00:39:22,784 --> 00:39:24,952 So be it. 1014 00:39:26,754 --> 00:39:28,839 - Are you mad? - I'm disappointed. 1015 00:39:28,906 --> 00:39:30,007 Harvey, I-- 1016 00:39:30,074 --> 00:39:33,093 You can't have it both ways, Louis. 1017 00:39:54,065 --> 00:39:56,033 Hi. 1018 00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:58,151 The furniture came. 1019 00:39:58,236 --> 00:40:01,622 Look, I know we said that we'd go with all my choices, 1020 00:40:01,706 --> 00:40:05,442 but it turns out you have got pretty good taste. 1021 00:40:05,493 --> 00:40:09,112 Yes. Yes, I do. 1022 00:40:09,163 --> 00:40:10,780 - So? - Hmm? 1023 00:40:10,832 --> 00:40:12,115 What do you think? 1024 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:15,452 I think that I can't believe 1025 00:40:15,503 --> 00:40:17,471 you did all of this in one day. 1026 00:40:17,555 --> 00:40:19,556 Well, I've been working on it since I got home. 1027 00:40:19,623 --> 00:40:21,725 I just wanted to have all of it ready, 1028 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,176 so we could celebrate your big win. 1029 00:40:23,261 --> 00:40:26,396 Was Harvey appreciative? 1030 00:40:26,464 --> 00:40:28,344 Yeah, are you kidding? He took me out to dinner. 1031 00:40:28,349 --> 00:40:30,967 Oh! Dinner. 1032 00:40:31,019 --> 00:40:34,655 Next thing you know, you'll be getting a promotion. 1033 00:40:34,739 --> 00:40:37,357 Yeah. Next thing. 1034 00:40:46,034 --> 00:40:48,168 - Hey. - Hey, yourself. 1035 00:40:48,252 --> 00:40:50,087 I hope you don't mind that I let myself in. 1036 00:40:50,154 --> 00:40:52,956 You ready to celebrate? 1037 00:40:53,007 --> 00:40:56,543 - I'm ready for a drink. - Well, hurry up. 1038 00:40:56,627 --> 00:40:57,994 Because underneath these clothes, 1039 00:40:58,046 --> 00:40:59,379 I am entirely naked. 1040 00:40:59,464 --> 00:41:00,797 Scottie. 1041 00:41:02,717 --> 00:41:04,434 What's wrong? 1042 00:41:04,502 --> 00:41:05,602 You were in such a good mood earlier. 1043 00:41:05,669 --> 00:41:06,836 What happened? 1044 00:41:06,888 --> 00:41:10,307 - I was. - But? 1045 00:41:14,479 --> 00:41:17,847 Scottie, I need you to give Louis his transaction back. 1046 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:20,450 What? 1047 00:41:20,518 --> 00:41:21,985 He figured out that you set the whole thing up, 1048 00:41:22,036 --> 00:41:24,321 and he came to me. So what? 1049 00:41:24,372 --> 00:41:26,073 What does that have to do with anything? 1050 00:41:26,157 --> 00:41:29,192 You can survive this. He can't. 1051 00:41:29,243 --> 00:41:30,564 Wait, so let me get this straight. 1052 00:41:30,578 --> 00:41:33,080 Louis tells me that if I lose 1053 00:41:33,164 --> 00:41:35,082 I can't go running to my boyfriend, 1054 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:37,050 and then he turned around and does the exact same thing? 1055 00:41:37,135 --> 00:41:38,885 Scottie, I need you to do this. 1056 00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:41,054 Does this have something to do with that favor he did you? 1057 00:41:41,139 --> 00:41:42,872 Yes. 1058 00:41:47,345 --> 00:41:50,397 Okay. Tell me what it is. 1059 00:41:50,481 --> 00:41:52,399 I can't. 1060 00:41:54,819 --> 00:41:55,736 Guess we're not sharing everything 1061 00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:56,886 with each other after all. 1062 00:41:56,938 --> 00:41:58,188 Scottie. 1063 00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,773 Harvey, before you say what you're about to say, 1064 00:41:59,857 --> 00:42:02,559 I need to know. 1065 00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:05,495 Am I talking to my boyfriend, 1066 00:42:05,563 --> 00:42:08,582 or am I talking to a name partner? 1067 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:10,233 That depends on your answer. 1068 00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:13,069 You can't have it both ways, Harvey. 1069 00:42:16,791 --> 00:42:19,409 Then you're talking to a name partner. 1070 00:42:26,842 --> 00:42:31,842 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man