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There's a whole life going on here
that you're not even a part of.
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You think I don't know
what I've missed?
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I'm not just talking
about birthdays, Harvey.
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- I got sick again.
- What? Why didn't you tell me?
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- Did you know?
- Know what?
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That Gavin Andrews was gonna
ask me to launder money for him?
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Help me get out of this.
Please, Samantha.
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I should have listened to you,
but I have a family.
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I want to make
a perfect baby with you.
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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And I don't want to just
pull the goalie.
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I want to start trying,
and I want to start trying right now.
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I know you think
we're in competition
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for the same thing,
but we're not.
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Robert Zane made
me a promise,
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the next name that goes
up on the wall is mine.
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Why are you
telling me this?
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Because we're never
gonna trust each other
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if you think I'm trying
to get ahead of you.
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I'm not,
because I already am.
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Sheila. It's after 9:00.
You're gonna be late.
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Then I'll be late, because
there's something I need to ask you.
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Yeah, of course.
You can ask me anything.
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Louis, have you ever gotten
a woman pregnant before?
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Okay. Uh...
Where is this going?
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I'm asking because you haven't gotten
this woman pregnant yet, either.
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Sheila, we just
started trying,
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and I think what I've been doing,
is more than meeting the standards.
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Louis, you are
an A/A-plus lover.
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- Everyone knows that.
- There's a slash?
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That's not the point.
The point is,
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have you ever considered the possibility
that you're shooting blanks?
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No more than I would consider
the possibility that I don't have a face.
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I get that, Louis,
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and you probably have
the sperm of a thoroughbred,
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but I'd like you
to get yourself checked.
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Sheila, if you're asking
what I think you are,
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I don't want to go to a place
where people do that,
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unless it's absolutely
necessary.
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I get that, too,
but the fact is,
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I'm not getting any younger
and we don't have time to waste.
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So, I'm getting myself checked,
and I'm asking you to do the same.
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So, here's the address.
You have an appointment today.
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- Okay, Sheila, I'll get it done.
- Thank you.
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Harvey, do you
have a second?
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- Sure, Louis, what is it?
- Did you ever have to test your sperm?
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- What?
- Sheila wants me to,
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but I don't think I can do it
in one of those places.
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Louis, I don't want
to have this conversation.
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It's bad enough that we share
the same dentist.
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Harvey, come on.
We're trying to have a baby,
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and I don't have anyone else
to talk to about this.
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Okay, what's your problem?
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Problem is, I've never had to do
it under duress before.
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I don't know how.
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Well, why don't you do it
like everyone else does?
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- Use pictures.
- I don't use pictures.
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I only think of Sheila,
and I can't do that
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with a bunch
of strangers there.
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- What did you do before Sheila?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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- I don't want to talk about any of this.
- Harvey, come on.
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All right, look,
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you can't use pictures,
you don't want to think about Sheila.
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Then you'll have to think of something
that turns you on, that isn't Sheila.
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You mean, think about
an inanimate object.
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Yes, Louis,
that's what I mean.
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- Have you done that before?
- Of course, I have.
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- What do you use?
- No, I'm not telling you that.
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- Harvey, please.
- All right. You want the truth?
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Sometimes,
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I think about tomatoes.
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- Really?
- If you think about it,
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they're the most
sensual fruit.
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I thought
they were a vegetable?
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I am opening my soul to you
here, don't criticize me.
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I'm sorry, you're right.
Thank you, Harvey.
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Good luck
in there, buddy.
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Yeah.
Tomatoes, holy shit.
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Never thought of that.
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You wanna tell me
what that was all about?
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No, because I'm guessing you
listened to the entire conversation,
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which means you know
what it's about.
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In that case, what I really want to know is,
is it true about the tomatoes?
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I think we both
know it's not.
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Just like we both know it's really
strawberries and whipped cream.
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- What, too soon?
- No.
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But this is an office,
and someone could overhear
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and misunderstand that
that was 13 years ago.
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Really? 'Cause it feels like
12 and a half to me.
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- You're an idiot.
- No, Louis is an idiot,
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because he believed
I think about tomatoes.
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And if Sheila wants him
to get his swimmers checked,
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we shouldn't mock that he has to do that,
in a cup, thinking about tomatoes.
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You're absolutely right.
We should take it very seriously.
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- Tomatoes.
- Okay, you know what?
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As much as I would
love to do this all day,
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I came in here to tell you,
you need to call Marcus.
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Marcus? About what?
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I don't know, but he left me a message
that he wants you to call him.
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If he wants me to call, why would
he be leaving a message for you?
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Because when Marcus really
needs you, he calls me.
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He's only ever
done that twice,
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which means whatever
it is he needs, it's important.
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All right, Donna,
I'll call him.
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Today, Harvey.
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Today.
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Hey, Harvey. I'm glad you called.
I take it Donna gave you my message?
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She did.
What's going on?
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- I'm getting a divorce.
- What?
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I know.
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And I know
it is a big ask,
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but I was hoping
that you could represent me.
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Marcus, hold on.
When did this happen?
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The last time I was up there,
everything seemed fine.
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Yeah, well, it's not fine.
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And as much as I hate it,
this is what she wants.
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If you want me to help you,
I'm gonna need to know more than that.
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What do you want me to tell you, Harvey?
That we grew apart?
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- Well, we did.
- Bullshit, I know you.
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- It's not the full story.
- You're right, it's not,
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and I will tell you everything
when you get up here.
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I didn't say
I was coming up there,
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and I'm not going to, unless you tell me
what's going on, right now.
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I slept with someone,
all right?
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- You did what?
- I was stupid,
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and I had an affair,
and I know you want
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to rip my head off
right now...
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You're damn right,
I do!
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'Cause you know better than anyone,
what thatdoes to a family.
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Right now, I don't care.
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What the hell did
you just say to me?
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Harvey, you're always telling your clients
that "Your issues are your issues,"
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and that you don't judge
people for what they do.
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So, right now, I don't need
to hear how I screwed up.
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What I need to hear is that
you're on your way up here
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to help make sure
that I don't lose my kids.
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What are you
talking about?
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I'm talking about
custody, Harvey,
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because Katie hired a shark
to represent her.
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Which means even
if you didn't want this
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- to turn into a fight...
- I can't risk not treating it like one,
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and the best way I know to avoid
a fight is to show up with a howitzer.
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And, Harvey, the biggest
howitzer I know is you.
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All right, Marcus,
I'll come up.
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See the money,
wanna stay for your meal
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Get another piece of pie
for your wife
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Everybody wanna know
how it feel
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Everybody wanna see
what it's like
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I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind
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Me and missy is so early
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Busy, busy making money
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All right!
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All step back
I'm 'bout to dance
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The greenback boogie
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All right, you have your tea.
Now, let's get you set up in the library.
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You mean the room with the books
I can literally see from here?
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Joy, I don't need
to have any attitude.
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I can set myself up,
Dad, thanks.
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These associates get younger
and angrier, don't they?
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That's not an associate,
that's my daughter.
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And you think
I didn't know that?
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I can spot a ninth-grade
pushback from a mile away.
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Let me ask you something.
How'd you manage your kids?
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What do you mean,
manage 'em?
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I mean, Joy got in trouble at school,
that's why she's here.
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And she may be
a pain in the ass,
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but she finishes her homework
in 18 seconds,
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- and all I have today is paperwork.
- I got it.
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Your daughter won't listen, and you don't
want to talk to her, anyway.
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No, I just don't know what to say
to her to get her to hear me.
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That's because sometimes, there is no way
to get them to hear you.
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But they might hear someone
else. Someone cool.
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- Someone like you?
- No, no, no.
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- Not me.
- Come on, Gretchen,
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- what's it gonna take?
- I'm not saying I won't do it.
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- I'm saying it won't work.
- Why not?
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Because it can't be someone
you think is cool.
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It has to be someone
she thinks is cool.
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Well, look at that.
Maybe you're not doomed after all.
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Now, move out of the way.
I gotta get me some of that almond milk.
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Hello. My name is Louis Litt,
and I'm here to...
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- You know, make a deposit.
- Ah. Of course.
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11:00, right on the dot.
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Punctuality helps me
get in the right head space.
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Then why don't you take a look
at our preparatory materials,
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and before you ask, I promise,
whatever you need,
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- we've got you covered.
- That's great.
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Then I'll just take
a quick look
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- at The Wall Street Journal.
- The what?
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The Wall Street Journal.
America's paper of record.
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What do you need
The Wall Street Journal for?
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What do you mean, what do I need it for?
I need it to conduct my business.
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But we don't conduct
business here.
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No, not that
kind of business.
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- This kind of business.
- Are you telling me...
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Yes. I need
a Wall Street Journal
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a Forbes, Investor's Weekly,
anything of a fiscal and fiduciary nature.
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We don't
have those things.
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Who are you?
You just said anything I need,
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you got me covered.
What is your problem?
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Well, it's not the clinic's, but I have
the real estate section of the newspaper.
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Give me that shit. Standard, standard,
standard, blah, blah, blah...
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Holy shit, they want how much
for a two bedroom?
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Chubby Checker.
That'll work.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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I need a room. I need one now.
I'll even share it with somebody.
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- Come on, get the cup.
- All right...
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- Get the cup!
- This way.
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Samantha, you got a second?
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What I have is
less than four hours
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to find proof Insight Drugs has ripped
off our client's heart medication.
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That's too bad because I need
help with something,
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and you're
the perfect person.
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- You're asking for my help?
- Yes, I am.
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- What's the case?
- Williams vs. Williams,
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- and I'm losing big time.
- What, now?
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My daughter. She's here for two days
because she got suspended,
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and worse, when I asked her what
happened, she lied to me about it.
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So, you're coming to me
because you don't think
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she'll listen to you
or your wife right now.
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She's a smart kid, but right now,
all she cares about is being cool.
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So, I need someone like you to show
her that being smart is cool.
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So, you're
saying I'm cool.
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To a 15-year-old, who won't listen
to a word her father says, yes.
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Maybe that's
because she doesn't need
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to listen right now,
she needs to be heard.
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Because I can tell you from experience,
being a teenage girl is pretty damn hard.
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- Does that mean you'll do it?
- I guess it does.
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Just don't make
me regret this.
230
00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:20,685
Alex, if you don't
know by now,
231
00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:22,695
making people regret things
is kind of what I do.
232
00:10:22,735 --> 00:10:27,230
Then you and Joy are gonna get
along just fine. Thanks, Samantha.
233
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,199
- What is this?
- Sanitizer.
234
00:10:35,415 --> 00:10:38,374
I heard you had a particularly
dirty case on your hands.
235
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:39,495
Harvey told you.
236
00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:42,169
You mean that this was
the hardest case you've ever had?
237
00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:44,129
That the client was really
jerking you around?
238
00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:45,335
- That...
- Are you finished?
239
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,463
- Are you finished?
- Donna!
240
00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:48,505
I'm just asking as a friend.
241
00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,965
Did you slay the dragon?
Did you bop the potato?
242
00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:52,338
Did you wallop
the badinger?
243
00:10:52,974 --> 00:10:55,387
- "Wallop the badinger"?
- Yeah, I was on a roll.
244
00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:58,052
Whatever. No.
245
00:10:58,688 --> 00:10:59,724
Louis, what's wrong?
246
00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:02,522
I was just joking around.
247
00:11:02,609 --> 00:11:05,568
Did it not go okay?
248
00:11:05,653 --> 00:11:08,487
- It's not that, Donna.
- Then what is it?
249
00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:11,698
- What if I can't have kids?
- Louis...
250
00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:13,150
It is all I've ever wanted,
251
00:11:13,244 --> 00:11:17,113
but it has never once occurred
to me that I might not be able to do it.
252
00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,475
Has it occurred to you
that the reason
253
00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:20,707
you were never worried
is that there's no reason
254
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,659
- to be worried?
- Except Sheila is worried,
255
00:11:22,754 --> 00:11:24,416
and now, it's in my head.
256
00:11:24,505 --> 00:11:26,963
- Donna, what if it is me?
- Louis, right now,
257
00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:29,212
we don't even know
if there's a problem at all.
258
00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:32,128
So, I suggest you cross that
bridge when you come to it.
259
00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:35,715
And if you do, and you need someone
to talk about it with, I'll be here.
260
00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:39,093
Thank you, Donna.
261
00:11:48,029 --> 00:11:50,646
Hey. Did you get
a hold of Marcus?
262
00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:52,903
- I did.
- Then what's going on?
263
00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:55,864
- He's not sick again, is he?
- No, nothing like that,
264
00:11:55,954 --> 00:11:57,991
- but it's still not good.
- Then what is it?
265
00:11:58,122 --> 00:12:01,206
He cheated on Katie. She found out,
and now, she wants a divorce.
266
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,418
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
- No.
267
00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:06,315
And that's not all,
he wants me to come up there
268
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:08,259
- and represent him.
- So, what are you gonna do?
269
00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:10,069
What do you think I'm gonna
do? I'm gonna help him.
270
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:13,177
Okay, look, I have to ask, are you
sure that you want to do this?
271
00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:16,006
I appreciate your concern,
Donna, but it's my brother.
272
00:12:16,099 --> 00:12:17,340
What am I supposed to do?
273
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,453
All I'm saying is that this
could bring up a lot of shit for you.
274
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:24,017
And I don't disagree,
but like I said, it's my brother.
275
00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:27,100
- What am I supposed to do?
- Okay.
276
00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:29,310
But before you go,
after what just happened,
277
00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:31,646
- I think you should tell Robert.
- I already did.
278
00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:35,442
- How did he take it?
- I have to give him credit,
279
00:12:35,576 --> 00:12:38,819
he didn't hesitate for a second.
He said, "Family comes first.
280
00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:40,870
"Always does, always will."
281
00:12:52,176 --> 00:12:55,886
- You must be Joy.
- That's the name they gave me.
282
00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:57,050
I'm Samantha.
283
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,617
Your dad's gonna be
stuck in meetings all day,
284
00:12:58,641 --> 00:13:02,055
so, he asked me
to check in on you.
285
00:13:02,145 --> 00:13:05,354
Samantha, is it? He didn't ask
you to check in on me.
286
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,979
He asked you to keep an eye
on me because you're the cool one.
287
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:12,399
Well, you might be cool
to him, but you're not cool to me.
288
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:18,781
Okay. I see what this is.
289
00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:20,553
I'll tell you mine,
if you tell me yours.
290
00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:23,705
- Your what?
- My "why I got suspended."
291
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,200
- You got suspended?
- Just once.
292
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:28,502
But from three
different schools.
293
00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:36,377
That's the football field.
I used industrial bleach.
294
00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:38,588
That shit's not
coming out for months.
295
00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:41,761
Wow. That is some
colorful language.
296
00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:46,433
- So, what'd you do?
- The worst one?
297
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,305
I boosted a car
from the school parking lot.
298
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:51,650
- You stole somebody's car.
- Not somebody's, the principal's.
299
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:53,978
Turns out that is not
a good idea.
300
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:57,065
Got it. Don't steal
the principal's car.
301
00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,489
I'm not saying breaking
the rules is a bad thing.
302
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,829
I'm saying you just need
to know which ones to break.
303
00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:07,074
I don't think
you're supposed to tell me that.
304
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:09,080
Maybe not,
but if you're gonna help me
305
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,708
the next couple of days,
you should know how I work.
306
00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:13,084
- Help you?
- Yeah.
307
00:14:13,257 --> 00:14:16,421
I've got a deposition this afternoon,
and nothing to force the other guy's hand.
308
00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:17,843
You in?
309
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:19,170
- I'm in.
- Well, then, Joy,
310
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:21,634
you and I are gonna
need some coffee.
311
00:14:30,817 --> 00:14:32,854
Harvey, what are you
doing here?
312
00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:34,904
I'm here because Marcus asked me
to represent him.
313
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,607
Then you shouldn't be contacting
me without my lawyer.
314
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,032
No, I shouldn't.
315
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,369
But I'm not here as a lawyer.
I'm here as your brother-in-law.
316
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,914
- What does that mean?
- It means I know Marcus still loves you,
317
00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:51,039
and I need to know
if there isn't still a way
318
00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:52,356
that you guys
can work this out.
319
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:55,214
And as much as I wish that
could happen, it's too late for that.
320
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:57,295
Look, Marcus told me
what happened...
321
00:14:57,427 --> 00:14:58,529
And you're still
standing here,
322
00:14:58,553 --> 00:15:00,636
- trying to defend him.
- No, I'm not.
323
00:15:00,763 --> 00:15:04,347
When he told me, believe me,
I wanted to lay him out myself,
324
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,801
but I also know
what it feels like
325
00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,997
to have your family ripped apart,
and I don't want to see that happen.
326
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:10,478
And you think I do?
327
00:15:10,565 --> 00:15:12,773
No, I don't,
but I'm telling you,
328
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:16,644
the second lawyers get involved,
it's gonna get messy.
329
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,524
It's already
messy, Harvey.
330
00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:22,866
And my lawyer's already involved,
so, be Marcus's lawyer, or don't,
331
00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:26,491
but either way,
I can't talk to you anymore.
332
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:36,205
- No, no, you sit here.
- Why?
333
00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:40,092
Those two over there are
opposing council and his client.
334
00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:41,655
What does that have to do
with where I sit?
335
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,261
It has to do
with where I sit.
336
00:15:43,389 --> 00:15:45,847
- I don't understand.
- Let me explain.
337
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:49,268
I have nothing on this asshole,
but I know he's lying.
338
00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:53,021
So, I'm going to bluff him in an hour,
and this is where that bluff starts.
339
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,467
So, you're just gonna
stare at him?
340
00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:56,608
No, I'm also
going to laugh
341
00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:00,688
and drink my coffee and show him how
incredibly confident I am.
342
00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,940
I get it. You're trying
to get in their heads.
343
00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:06,319
- Not trying, doing.
- Awesome.
344
00:16:06,454 --> 00:16:08,411
- I'll get us some drinks.
- You're buying?
345
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,160
- My dad's buying.
- In that case,
346
00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:12,582
I will take a dozen bagels,
seven donuts,
347
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:16,252
and one of those fancy
espresso machines over there.
348
00:16:22,637 --> 00:16:24,003
Don't tell me,
the results are in.
349
00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:25,212
- They are.
- And?
350
00:16:25,348 --> 00:16:27,117
They want me to meet
with the doctor in person.
351
00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:29,428
- And?
- And I want you to come with me.
352
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:33,100
Louis, I don't mean
to sound insensitive,
353
00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:35,681
but I really think that you
should do this on your own.
354
00:16:35,775 --> 00:16:39,485
Donna, they said "in person."
That can't be good.
355
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,923
But don't they do
that for everyone?
356
00:16:40,947 --> 00:16:42,633
Maybe they do,
but I just don't want to be alone.
357
00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:46,867
And I understand that, but I'm not
the woman you should be asking.
358
00:16:46,994 --> 00:16:49,281
- Sheila.
- She's your partner in this.
359
00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:51,238
I know that,
but what if...
360
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,831
- What if what?
- Donna, if I'm the reason
361
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,918
we can't have kids,
I wanna be the one to tell her.
362
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,794
Not some guy
in a lab coat.
363
00:16:57,922 --> 00:17:01,381
And if you really want me
to go with you, I will,
364
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,174
but if I were Sheila,
I wouldn't want
365
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:06,595
to be the second woman in
your life to find that out.
366
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,972
You're right, Donna.
367
00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:15,545
Don't tell me they
ran out of coffee.
368
00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:18,269
No, I got something
better than coffee.
369
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:25,485
I didn't know what to do,
so, I just hit "record."
370
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:28,443
- Does it help?
- It sure as shit doesn't hurt.
371
00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:31,481
Does that mean we don't have
to sit here and smile at them?
372
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:36,375
No, it just means it's gonna be
a hell of a lot more fun.
373
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:45,133
Harvey. You were supposed
to be here an hour ago.
374
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:46,530
There was something
I had to do first.
375
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:47,678
Yeah, I know
what you had to do,
376
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,640
- and I wish you hadn't done it.
- Listen to me...
377
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,951
Harvey, you said
you were gonna come up here
378
00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:52,411
and help me, not stir
things up with Katie.
379
00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:55,428
Marcus, you said you wanted peace, so,
I tried to make peace.
380
00:17:55,563 --> 00:17:59,557
Yeah, well, what you did
was make it worse.
381
00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,505
- Shit.
- What does that mean,
382
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,987
"You've been sanctioned"?
383
00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:09,650
Look, it's a fine for contacting her
without her lawyer.
384
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:13,119
- It's nothing.
- No, I know you, and there's something else.
385
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,955
If I file some kind of motion
and it's a coin toss,
386
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:21,708
the judge probably rules
in their favor.
387
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,673
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Marcus, I am sorry.
388
00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:30,346
You asked me to come up here,
and like it or not,
389
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:33,511
this is tough for me, too,
so, I tried with Katie.
390
00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:35,179
Okay, Harvey, I get it.
391
00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:38,512
I just wish there was a chance in hell
that it would've worked.
392
00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:41,607
- So, what are we gonna do now?
- I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
393
00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:45,902
You want a peaceful settlement,
we're gonna get you a peaceful settlement.
394
00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:53,952
- Mr. Litt.
- Yes.
395
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:55,574
- Please, have a seat.
- Oh, my God,
396
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:58,157
it's worse than I thought.
I have no sperm at all.
397
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,993
Of course not.
In fact, I'm happy to inform you,
398
00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:04,000
that your sperm count
is perfectly fine.
399
00:19:04,131 --> 00:19:05,542
I see no reason
why you can't make
400
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:08,171
- any healthy woman pregnant.
- Great, fantastic.
401
00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:10,252
- There is one thing, however.
- One thing.
402
00:19:10,346 --> 00:19:12,554
I noticed on the Lifestyle section
of our form,
403
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,632
- you put down "mudding."
- Yeah.
404
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:17,517
Yes, it relaxes
and soothes me.
405
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:19,581
Come to think of it, doc,
I think that's the reason
406
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:21,833
- why my count is so robust.
- You'll have to give it up.
407
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:23,519
- What now?
- Your count is fine,
408
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,771
but due to your partner's age,
if you give up mudding,
409
00:19:25,861 --> 00:19:28,148
your chances of conceiving
go up significantly.
410
00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:30,614
- Define significantly.
- 80%.
411
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,362
Holy shit, 80%?
412
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,846
- There's gotta be another way!
- There isn't.
413
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,470
What if I put everything in
but my balls?
414
00:19:36,664 --> 00:19:37,849
- I don't...
- Scratch that, defeats the purpose.
415
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,309
- Mr. Litt...
- What if I cut down on my sessions?
416
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,541
I cut it down in half,
it improves our chances 40%.
417
00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:43,702
I'm afraid it doesn't
work that way.
418
00:19:43,796 --> 00:19:44,916
Then what are you
telling me?
419
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:48,002
I'm telling you that if you want to have
the best chance at having a child,
420
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:50,835
you'll give up mudding
for the foreseeable future.
421
00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:55,509
Excuse me. Who is she,
and what's she doing here?
422
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:58,370
- It's "go to work with your parent" day.
- She's your daughter?
423
00:19:58,394 --> 00:19:59,430
Something like that.
424
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,415
But, of course, if you're too
afraid to have her here,
425
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:03,250
- she doesn't have to be here.
- Fine with me if she stays,
426
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,812
since this is gonna be
the world's shortest deposition.
427
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:08,735
Because you're ready to admit
you infringed on my client's patent
428
00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:10,653
to create your generic
knock-off?
429
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,699
Because my company developed
that drug from scratch,
430
00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:15,491
and your client
has no proof we didn't.
431
00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:17,820
Actually, we do have proof,
we're just not gonna use it.
432
00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:19,850
You're not going to use it
because it doesn't exist.
433
00:20:19,874 --> 00:20:23,288
I'm not gonna use it because I'd like you
to lie to my face in this deposition.
434
00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:25,122
And why is that?
435
00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:28,956
So, when I reveal what we know
in open court, you not only lose this case,
436
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:30,585
you get charged
with perjury.
437
00:20:30,676 --> 00:20:32,076
Can't you get sent
to jail for that?
438
00:20:32,136 --> 00:20:34,002
Why, yes,
Joy, you can.
439
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,158
But you'd probably go bankrupt
first, trying to fight it.
440
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:37,389
Hmm.
441
00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:41,350
You're bluffing.
You don't have shit on him.
442
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:43,349
I guess there's only
one way to find out.
443
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,521
So, Mr. Coleman, did you
or did you not
444
00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:48,351
rip off our patent to create
your bullshit new drug?
445
00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,519
And before you answer,
446
00:20:50,613 --> 00:20:53,230
I'd like you to think back
to that decaf latte
447
00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:54,940
you were drinking
before coming up here.
448
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:59,820
And, more specifically, to the person
waiting in line by your table,
449
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:02,201
while you were trying so hard
not to look at me.
450
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:05,750
That's what
she's doing here.
451
00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:08,123
- You set us up.
- You set yourself up
452
00:21:08,214 --> 00:21:10,251
because you went
to a public place,
453
00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:12,582
and discussed a case loud enough
for a 15-year-old girl,
454
00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:16,299
who just happened to be recording
the coffee shop to pick you up on tape.
455
00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:21,929
Now, for the last time, where'd
your new drug come from?
456
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:30,400
All right.
457
00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:34,021
How much do you want?
458
00:21:36,242 --> 00:21:38,484
Gentlemen, sorry
to keep you waiting.
459
00:21:38,911 --> 00:21:41,574
My client and I were just
discussing a few last matters.
460
00:21:41,664 --> 00:21:43,121
Not a problem.
461
00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:45,936
Now, that you're ready, I suggest
we start with division of property.
462
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,498
Actually, we'd like to start
with the most important issue...
463
00:21:48,587 --> 00:21:49,919
- Our kids.
- Exactly.
464
00:21:50,005 --> 00:21:51,746
Because we're seeking
sole custody.
465
00:21:52,424 --> 00:21:54,006
What? We didn't
talk about that.
466
00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,779
And what was or wasn't
previously discussed
467
00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:56,905
- is irrelevant.
- That's bull...
468
00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:58,386
Marcus, let me
handle this.
469
00:21:58,472 --> 00:22:00,714
Because they don't
really want sole custody,
470
00:22:00,808 --> 00:22:02,515
they just want to
start on one end
471
00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,538
because they're expecting us
to start on the other.
472
00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:07,896
But we don't want a fight, so, why don't
we just all start in the middle?
473
00:22:07,982 --> 00:22:11,020
I'll tell you why, because we're not
moving on this at all.
474
00:22:11,151 --> 00:22:13,188
- Excuse me?
- Katie, don't do this.
475
00:22:13,487 --> 00:22:14,819
You did this to yourself,
Marcus.
476
00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:16,942
No, he didn't.
He may have screwed up,
477
00:22:17,032 --> 00:22:19,775
but you don't have the grounds
to take the kids.
478
00:22:19,869 --> 00:22:21,701
- Actually, we do.
- Bullshit.
479
00:22:21,787 --> 00:22:24,655
And I'm not gonna let you play games
like you did with those sanctions.
480
00:22:24,748 --> 00:22:26,740
- What sanctions?
- You know what sanctions.
481
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:29,542
The ones you had your lawyer slap me
with for coming to talk to you.
482
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:32,458
- I didn't authorize anything like that.
- You didn't need to.
483
00:22:32,548 --> 00:22:34,835
After you told me
he approached you improperly...
484
00:22:34,925 --> 00:22:37,325
You thought it was a good idea
to use that to bias the judge.
485
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:40,094
I thought it would be a good idea
to protect my client's interests.
486
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:43,014
Well, those kids aren't just
your client's interests.
487
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,716
They're my
brother's children...
488
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:48,019
Then maybe he should have cared enough
to put their needs ahead of his own.
489
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,875
Katie, he may not have been
a perfect husband,
490
00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,642
but I am not gonna let you say
he's not a good father.
491
00:22:52,735 --> 00:22:54,504
How would you know
what kind of a father he is?
492
00:22:54,528 --> 00:22:57,771
I'll tell you how. Every time
I have seen them with him,
493
00:22:57,865 --> 00:22:59,481
every time
he has told me about them...
494
00:22:59,575 --> 00:23:01,815
What about what he told you
about why we're splitting up?
495
00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:04,264
Just because he slept with someone else
doesn't mean he's not a good...
496
00:23:04,288 --> 00:23:08,328
Slept with someone else?
Oh, my God.
497
00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:10,124
He didn't tell you what
happened, did he?
498
00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:13,169
- Katie...
- Marcus, what's she talking about?
499
00:23:13,255 --> 00:23:16,714
Know what? You can have that
conversation on your own time,
500
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,695
'cause I'm not gonna let you
tell me this is all my fault
501
00:23:18,719 --> 00:23:20,460
when you don't even
know the whole story.
502
00:23:20,554 --> 00:23:25,174
But let me be clear, I'm taking the kids
because that is what is best for them.
503
00:23:25,309 --> 00:23:26,786
And if you have a problem
with that, Harvey,
504
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:29,393
you can take it up with
the man sitting next to you,
505
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,223
'cause I'm done
defending myself.
506
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:35,976
Katie!
507
00:23:38,364 --> 00:23:40,606
Okay, you tell me,
and you tell me, now.
508
00:23:40,699 --> 00:23:42,941
What was that all about?
509
00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:45,072
- I was gambling again.
- I don't believe this...
510
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,494
It was just
for a few weeks.
511
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,099
It was almost a year ago,
and I've been in a program
512
00:23:48,123 --> 00:23:49,910
- ever since.
- Let me guess.
513
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,040
You didn't tell Katie,
just like you didn't tell me.
514
00:23:52,127 --> 00:23:53,271
- I was going to tell you.
- When?
515
00:23:53,295 --> 00:23:56,003
After the judge took your kids?
Because they're right, Marcus.
516
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:57,706
They do have
the grounds to do that,
517
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,194
- and you gave it to them.
- Harvey,
518
00:23:59,218 --> 00:24:00,320
there's gotta be something
you can do here.
519
00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:01,744
Not when I don't
have all the facts!
520
00:24:01,929 --> 00:24:06,094
I point-blank asked you what happened,
and you said it was because of an affair.
521
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,971
Look, I know I should have told you,
but I'm telling you now.
522
00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:12,179
Then you tell me right now
anything else I should know,
523
00:24:12,272 --> 00:24:13,388
and I mean anything.
524
00:24:15,401 --> 00:24:17,313
Haley caught me
making a bet,
525
00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:19,895
and I told her that
I was just playing a game,
526
00:24:19,989 --> 00:24:21,525
and that it could be
our little secret.
527
00:24:21,615 --> 00:24:23,356
- Are you kidding me?
- Where you going?
528
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:25,567
- Back to New York.
- No, please, you can't...
529
00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:26,993
These are my kids!
530
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:31,039
Your kids that you asked to lie for you,
which makes you no different than Mom was.
531
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:34,250
That is not fair.
What Mom did is nothing like this.
532
00:24:34,336 --> 00:24:36,999
You asked your kids
to keep your secrets.
533
00:24:37,089 --> 00:24:38,830
- How is that different?
- It was one time,
534
00:24:38,924 --> 00:24:41,291
and Haley had no idea
what I was doing was wrong.
535
00:24:41,385 --> 00:24:43,071
You know what?
Tell yourself whatever you want
536
00:24:43,095 --> 00:24:44,757
about what kind
of man you are.
537
00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:46,213
You're not just
a shitty husband,
538
00:24:46,306 --> 00:24:49,470
you're a shitty brother,
and I'm done here.
539
00:24:57,735 --> 00:24:59,977
Oh, ho, ho.
What's this for?
540
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,733
I know it was a stressful day,
and I thought you deserved something
541
00:25:02,823 --> 00:25:04,439
with a little umbrella.
542
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,650
You have no idea.
543
00:25:07,911 --> 00:25:10,278
So, how did it go?
544
00:25:10,372 --> 00:25:12,238
- It was great.
- Really?
545
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,203
What did he say?
546
00:25:14,334 --> 00:25:17,095
He said I should have no issue getting
you pregnant, and nothing else.
547
00:25:17,129 --> 00:25:20,213
- Nothing else?
- Absolutely not one thing else.
548
00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,127
That's funny,
because I was told
549
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,795
- you have to give up mudding.
- What?
550
00:25:23,886 --> 00:25:25,321
- How'd you know that?
- They called me
551
00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,345
- right after they saw you.
- I don't believe this.
552
00:25:27,598 --> 00:25:30,306
This is a total violation
of the doctor-patient...
553
00:25:30,392 --> 00:25:32,600
Cut the bullshit, Louis.
You signed the form.
554
00:25:32,686 --> 00:25:35,474
The question is,
can you do this?
555
00:25:35,564 --> 00:25:37,000
- Of course, I can do it.
- Are you sure?
556
00:25:37,024 --> 00:25:38,640
Because you couldn't
even admit it to me.
557
00:25:38,734 --> 00:25:40,628
I didn't wanna talk about it
because it was a difficult thing,
558
00:25:40,652 --> 00:25:41,688
but I can handle it.
559
00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:43,548
You know nothing means more
to me than having a family.
560
00:25:43,572 --> 00:25:46,736
I do know that, Louis, but I also know
how your brain works,
561
00:25:46,825 --> 00:25:48,762
and you're gonna try to figure
out a way to convince yourself
562
00:25:48,786 --> 00:25:51,904
- that you can have both.
- Okay.
563
00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:54,372
I am a grown man,
and I am telling you,
564
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,298
if a doctor tells me
I have to give up mudding,
565
00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,702
- then I will give it up.
- Promise me.
566
00:25:59,505 --> 00:26:01,417
I promise.
567
00:26:11,517 --> 00:26:14,681
Mom, if you're here
to talk about Marcus...
568
00:26:14,770 --> 00:26:16,932
Of course, I'm here
to talk about Marcus.
569
00:26:17,064 --> 00:26:20,523
Question is, are you going
to let me in, or not?
570
00:26:20,609 --> 00:26:24,319
Then go ahead and say your piece,
but it's not gonna change my mind.
571
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:28,318
Well, I don't know if it will,
or it won't,
572
00:26:28,408 --> 00:26:30,365
but I came to tell
you you're right.
573
00:26:30,577 --> 00:26:34,446
What Marcus did was horrible,
and I understand you being furious,
574
00:26:35,082 --> 00:26:36,869
but Haley's in fifth grade.
575
00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:38,495
She barely knows
what gambling is.
576
00:26:38,585 --> 00:26:40,201
She knows what lying is.
577
00:26:40,295 --> 00:26:42,207
She knows that her father
asked her to do it.
578
00:26:42,297 --> 00:26:43,959
And Marcus feels
terrible about that.
579
00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:45,506
Yeah, that's what
all addicts say.
580
00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:48,300
And your brother has never
been as strong as you are,
581
00:26:48,387 --> 00:26:50,281
- but that doesn't mean...
- This isn't about strength.
582
00:26:50,305 --> 00:26:53,013
No, it's about forgiveness.
583
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,387
And Marcus forgave me,
even when I failed you both,
584
00:26:55,477 --> 00:26:57,594
and then he forgave you
when you walked away.
585
00:26:57,688 --> 00:26:59,099
Are you saying I owe him?
586
00:26:59,189 --> 00:27:01,852
I'm saying people
make mistakes.
587
00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:06,228
Harvey, I know
how angry you are,
588
00:27:06,405 --> 00:27:09,068
but you can't let him
lose his children.
589
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,283
Because I can tell you
from personal experience,
590
00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:16,454
there is nothing worse
for the parent or the child.
591
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,122
What am I supposed
to say to that?
592
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:22,168
How about if I say
what we both know is true?
593
00:27:22,296 --> 00:27:23,787
This is all my fault.
594
00:27:23,881 --> 00:27:28,922
I modeled all of this behavior
for both of you, but please, Harvey,
595
00:27:29,011 --> 00:27:31,298
don't make him pay
for my mistakes.
596
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:36,054
Okay, I'll see
what I can do.
597
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:38,601
But I'm gonna need
to ask you some questions.
598
00:27:39,313 --> 00:27:44,479
So, make yourself comfortable,
because we're gonna be here for a while.
599
00:27:53,368 --> 00:27:55,200
Thought you were
done with me.
600
00:27:55,287 --> 00:28:00,248
I'm your brother. I'm never
gonna be done with you.
601
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,455
- You talked to Mom.
- I did.
602
00:28:03,629 --> 00:28:05,621
She basically said
it was all her fault.
603
00:28:05,797 --> 00:28:08,335
- Well, it wasn't.
- I know.
604
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:11,088
But if I can forgive her,
I should be able to forgive you, too.
605
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:15,467
I figured out a way
to get you shared custody.
606
00:28:15,557 --> 00:28:17,344
But I am putting
in the agreement,
607
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,596
you ever gamble again,
she gets the kids.
608
00:28:19,686 --> 00:28:22,144
You don't live up to that,
I don't care what the law says,
609
00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:24,480
I'll represent her to make
sure that's what happens.
610
00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:26,899
- Okay.
- Okay.
611
00:28:34,409 --> 00:28:35,695
Uh...
612
00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:39,203
This claims that
Katie's an unfit mother.
613
00:28:39,289 --> 00:28:42,453
You were traveling for work,
and Haley broke her arm at the playground.
614
00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:44,704
- Where was Katie?
- She was in a meeting.
615
00:28:44,795 --> 00:28:45,876
Her phone was off.
616
00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:47,899
So, you'd think she'd be more
mindful in the future,
617
00:28:47,923 --> 00:28:50,757
but when her son wandered off
from camp two years later,
618
00:28:50,926 --> 00:28:52,667
she didn't even bother
calling them back
619
00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:54,641
- for three hours.
- She didn't get the message!
620
00:28:54,763 --> 00:28:58,222
When you got the message, you drove up
there like a rocket to go find him.
621
00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,683
- Harvey, you're twisting the facts here.
- No.
622
00:29:00,769 --> 00:29:03,477
- I am getting your children.
- Not this way, you're not.
623
00:29:03,563 --> 00:29:07,773
I know this doesn't feel good,
but you said it, we need a howitzer.
624
00:29:07,901 --> 00:29:09,267
- This is it.
- I don't care.
625
00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:11,068
- Marcus...
- Katie is a good mother.
626
00:29:11,154 --> 00:29:12,190
She loves those kids.
627
00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:14,238
I'm not gonna let you
say these things about her.
628
00:29:14,408 --> 00:29:16,650
Damn it, Marcus,
there's no other way.
629
00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:19,243
You're the best goddamn closer
in New York.
630
00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:20,911
Isn't that what
you always say?
631
00:29:21,081 --> 00:29:24,119
Well, the best goddamn closer
would find another way.
632
00:29:27,629 --> 00:29:32,090
Hey, Dad.
Got you some churros.
633
00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:34,041
Thanks, but I gotta say,
634
00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:36,197
I thought you'd be here an hour ago,
begging to go home.
635
00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:38,884
Well, Samantha and I went
to Otto's Tacos to celebrate.
636
00:29:39,099 --> 00:29:41,011
- Celebrate what?
- Her destroying this dude
637
00:29:41,143 --> 00:29:44,056
in a deposition all
because of what I gave her.
638
00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:46,725
- She said I did great.
- What do you mean, "what you gave her"?
639
00:29:46,815 --> 00:29:50,183
I overheard this guy telling his lawyer
that they stole our drug formula,
640
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:52,652
- and then I just...
- Wait a second, you overheard this?
641
00:29:52,738 --> 00:29:55,321
I didn't just overhear it,
I recorded it.
642
00:29:55,574 --> 00:29:57,236
And then Samantha
used it in a deposition.
643
00:29:57,326 --> 00:29:58,783
Well, she didn't
really use it,
644
00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,013
she just
threatened to use it,
645
00:30:00,037 --> 00:30:01,389
which I thought
was pretty badass...
646
00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:02,932
I want you to stay
the hell away from that woman.
647
00:30:02,956 --> 00:30:03,992
What?
648
00:30:04,082 --> 00:30:05,435
- You heard me.
- Wait, aren't you the one
649
00:30:05,459 --> 00:30:07,061
who wanted us to work together
in the first place?
650
00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:08,747
Not to work together,
keep an eye on you,
651
00:30:08,837 --> 00:30:11,045
- and definitely not use you.
- She didn't use me.
652
00:30:11,131 --> 00:30:12,358
- I volunteered.
- You don't know what she did
653
00:30:12,382 --> 00:30:13,793
because you're 15 years old.
654
00:30:13,884 --> 00:30:15,420
I may only be 15,
655
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:17,797
but I actually came in here
to admit that I was wrong
656
00:30:17,888 --> 00:30:19,490
for not wanting to come
into work with you,
657
00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,075
and that now, I can't
wait until tomorrow.
658
00:30:21,099 --> 00:30:22,681
Tomorrow's not gonna
be like today,
659
00:30:22,768 --> 00:30:25,055
because you're gonna stay away
from that woman.
660
00:30:25,145 --> 00:30:27,426
- You can't make me do that!
- You'd better believe I can.
661
00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:36,104
You really are a piece of work,
aren't you?
662
00:30:36,198 --> 00:30:37,838
I'm sorry, shouldn't you
be coming in here
663
00:30:37,908 --> 00:30:39,552
to thank me for taking care
of your daughter?
664
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,816
If you think what you did
is what "taking care of" means,
665
00:30:41,953 --> 00:30:43,694
I hope you never get
a goddamn houseplant,
666
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:46,413
- let alone a child.
- Excuse me?
667
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:50,164
Joy told me about the stunt you pulled,
and how you told her she did a great job.
668
00:30:50,253 --> 00:30:53,291
Did you also tell her it's illegal to record
someone else's conversation?
669
00:30:53,382 --> 00:30:55,874
It is not illegal to record
sound in a public space.
670
00:30:56,009 --> 00:30:57,403
That's not what happened,
and you know it.
671
00:30:57,427 --> 00:31:00,156
It doesn't matter, because I didn't use
the recording because I didn't need to.
672
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,591
Oh, I know that,
because if you had,
673
00:31:01,681 --> 00:31:03,326
we'd have a whole other
set of problems right now.
674
00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:04,841
And what would
those be?
675
00:31:04,976 --> 00:31:07,456
Because what I did was completely
within the bounds of the law.
676
00:31:07,521 --> 00:31:08,557
You don't get it,
do you?
677
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:11,643
I trusted you with my daughter who's been
getting in trouble and lying,
678
00:31:11,775 --> 00:31:13,127
and then she does
something like this.
679
00:31:13,151 --> 00:31:15,088
And instead of you telling her
it was wrong, you gave her
680
00:31:15,112 --> 00:31:16,912
- a goddamn cookie.
- What I did was treat her
681
00:31:16,988 --> 00:31:19,321
like an adult and show her
how the world works.
682
00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:22,567
She's not an adult, and she can learn
how the world works when you and I did,
683
00:31:22,661 --> 00:31:23,777
and that's not 15.
684
00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:25,640
Some of us learned
a hell of a lot younger than that.
685
00:31:25,664 --> 00:31:27,781
You must have had
a shitty upbringing,
686
00:31:27,999 --> 00:31:30,912
because a parent's job isn't to teach
their kids how the world is.
687
00:31:31,002 --> 00:31:33,585
A parent's job is to teach them
how the world should be.
688
00:31:33,713 --> 00:31:36,672
Her parent asked me to get through
to her in the first place
689
00:31:36,758 --> 00:31:39,296
because he couldn't
do it himself.
690
00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:41,799
Well, that's on me
to grapple with.
691
00:31:42,347 --> 00:31:46,216
In the meantime, stay the hell
away from my daughter.
692
00:31:58,613 --> 00:31:59,966
Good morning, Gretchen.
How are you this...
693
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:01,822
I'm busy, Louis,
just like you'd better get.
694
00:32:01,908 --> 00:32:03,803
- Which is what I'm doing here.
- Wait, slow it down.
695
00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,555
- What are you talking about?
- The Nielson depo
696
00:32:05,579 --> 00:32:06,973
- got moved up to tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
697
00:32:06,997 --> 00:32:10,240
Yes, and Joan Walsh wants her
quarterly update yesterday.
698
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,353
There are 16 other things
waiting for you in your office.
699
00:32:12,377 --> 00:32:14,494
You got lunch with Sheila
at 1:00, and I don't know
700
00:32:14,588 --> 00:32:15,690
- what the hell...
- Stop right there.
701
00:32:15,714 --> 00:32:16,816
You need to reschedule
half of those things.
702
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,251
That brings me
to the last thing.
703
00:32:18,341 --> 00:32:20,708
- I gotta go to the dentist.
- What?
704
00:32:20,844 --> 00:32:22,551
Gretchen, no,
you can't leave me like this.
705
00:32:22,637 --> 00:32:23,673
Did you hear me?
706
00:32:23,763 --> 00:32:26,096
I got a hole in my tooth
the size of Colorado.
707
00:32:26,725 --> 00:32:30,389
And before you ask me to call Lipschitz
because you can't handle the pressure,
708
00:32:30,562 --> 00:32:32,428
he's out of town
till next week.
709
00:32:32,564 --> 00:32:34,681
Good luck.
710
00:32:34,858 --> 00:32:35,894
Good mudding, Louis.
711
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:38,171
- Good mudding, Louis.
- Hey, Louis, good mudding.
712
00:32:38,195 --> 00:32:40,653
- And good mudding to you, too.
- Top of the mudding to you.
713
00:32:41,239 --> 00:32:42,821
- Good mudding.
- Good mudding.
714
00:32:42,908 --> 00:32:44,677
- Good mudding.
- Hey, Louis, good mudding.
715
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:46,988
Mudding,
mudding, mudding...
716
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,293
So, what's on the agenda
for today?
717
00:33:00,467 --> 00:33:02,584
Nothing.
718
00:33:02,677 --> 00:33:05,072
After last night's lecture,
I didn't think I'd be seeing you today.
719
00:33:05,096 --> 00:33:07,088
Yeah, my dad told me
to stay away from you,
720
00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:08,673
but he doesn't
know anything.
721
00:33:08,808 --> 00:33:10,970
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
722
00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:12,973
- He's an asshole.
- Don't say that.
723
00:33:13,104 --> 00:33:14,390
Why not?
It's the truth.
724
00:33:14,564 --> 00:33:17,102
I learned more from you
than any adult ever,
725
00:33:17,317 --> 00:33:20,105
so, if he wants me to stay away
from you, he's wrong.
726
00:33:20,195 --> 00:33:24,064
No, Joy, he's not.
727
00:33:24,199 --> 00:33:26,782
I'm the one
who was wrong.
728
00:33:27,327 --> 00:33:31,617
That car I boosted when I was 14?
I didn't tell you the other half of it.
729
00:33:31,706 --> 00:33:33,993
I didn't just get suspended,
I got expelled.
730
00:33:34,376 --> 00:33:36,038
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
731
00:33:36,169 --> 00:33:38,832
And after that, I had a choice,
either get my shit together,
732
00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:40,788
or get nowhere in life.
733
00:33:40,882 --> 00:33:43,249
So, by the time I was a senior,
I got a scholarship,
734
00:33:43,343 --> 00:33:46,882
and that's how I was able
to go to college in the first place.
735
00:33:47,055 --> 00:33:48,935
Well, I don't need a scholarship.
My dad's rich.
736
00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:52,175
And if you think
that's your father's value,
737
00:33:52,269 --> 00:33:54,602
you don't know anything.
738
00:33:54,688 --> 00:33:56,930
Whether you see it or not,
he is looking out for you.
739
00:33:57,023 --> 00:33:58,514
He doesn't look out
for me, okay?
740
00:33:58,608 --> 00:33:59,894
He just tells
me what to do.
741
00:33:59,985 --> 00:34:02,602
Telling you what to do
is looking out for you.
742
00:34:02,696 --> 00:34:04,757
As someone who didn't have
anyone telling me what to do
743
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:07,489
when I could have
really used it,
744
00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:09,616
you have no idea
how lucky you are.
745
00:34:10,328 --> 00:34:13,617
So, whether you want
to listen to him or not, I do,
746
00:34:13,707 --> 00:34:15,323
and we're not working
together anymore.
747
00:34:16,459 --> 00:34:18,200
I didn't think
you'd take his side.
748
00:34:19,004 --> 00:34:21,496
What can I say, turns out
your father's pretty smart.
749
00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:22,910
You should listen
to him sometime.
750
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:28,177
Maybe I will. He was right
about one thing this week.
751
00:34:28,263 --> 00:34:31,381
- Yeah? What's that?
- You are the cool one.
752
00:34:31,641 --> 00:34:34,224
Joy, what I'm trying
to tell you,
753
00:34:34,311 --> 00:34:38,430
is I think, maybe,
your dad is the cool one.
754
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,240
Mind if I sit?
755
00:34:49,326 --> 00:34:52,740
Harvey, I told you, I'm not
talking to you without my lawyer.
756
00:34:52,871 --> 00:34:55,989
And I tried to tell you that
lawyers only make things ugly.
757
00:34:57,459 --> 00:34:58,495
Here's proof.
758
00:35:00,128 --> 00:35:01,460
What is this?
759
00:35:01,546 --> 00:35:04,163
It's a list of all the times
you put those kids at risk.
760
00:35:04,716 --> 00:35:06,753
- This is bullshit.
- Maybe,
761
00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:08,960
but it's the kind of bullshit
that works in court.
762
00:35:09,429 --> 00:35:11,699
- You wouldn't do this to me.
- You'd better believe I would,
763
00:35:11,723 --> 00:35:13,180
because I care
about those kids,
764
00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:16,134
and I know they both need you
and Marcus in their lives.
765
00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:18,431
Well, then maybe Marcus
should have thought about that
766
00:35:18,521 --> 00:35:20,561
- before he did what he did.
- Yeah, he should have.
767
00:35:20,815 --> 00:35:22,397
But he's thinking
about it now,
768
00:35:22,484 --> 00:35:27,149
which is why, as much
as I'd like to use this,
769
00:35:27,238 --> 00:35:29,605
- he won't let me.
- What?
770
00:35:29,741 --> 00:35:31,778
I told him
this was the only way.
771
00:35:31,951 --> 00:35:33,362
He told me
to find another one
772
00:35:33,453 --> 00:35:36,070
because he doesn't want to hurt you
any more than he already has.
773
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:43,377
Katie, he loves you,
774
00:35:43,463 --> 00:35:48,128
and whether or not you're willing
to give the marriage another chance,
775
00:35:48,259 --> 00:35:51,878
he deserves another
chance as a father.
776
00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:56,473
I never thought I'd hear something
like that from Harvey Specter.
777
00:35:56,559 --> 00:35:59,472
Well, if there's one thing
I've come around on,
778
00:35:59,562 --> 00:36:03,647
when it comes to family, forgiveness is
a hell of a lot better than anger.
779
00:36:06,152 --> 00:36:07,484
I'll think about it.
780
00:36:08,613 --> 00:36:11,902
That's the most
I can ask.
781
00:36:25,755 --> 00:36:28,042
- Hey.
- Louis, it's past 3:00.
782
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,125
We were supposed
to go to lunch two hours ago.
783
00:36:30,218 --> 00:36:32,961
I know. Work was a shit-show,
784
00:36:33,054 --> 00:36:37,549
so, I got you these
to say I'm sorry.
785
00:36:37,851 --> 00:36:38,975
They're beautiful.
786
00:36:38,977 --> 00:36:40,809
- And I have a gift for you, too.
- Oh, yeah?
787
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,769
- What kind of gift?
- The best kind.
788
00:36:42,856 --> 00:36:46,065
You don't have to give up mudding
because I've decided to get my tubes tied.
789
00:36:46,151 --> 00:36:47,392
What? Why would you...
790
00:36:47,485 --> 00:36:50,131
Because clearly mudding is more important
to you than having a baby,
791
00:36:50,155 --> 00:36:52,738
so, I thought, why not make it
easier for both of us?
792
00:36:52,824 --> 00:36:53,905
Sheila, that's not...
793
00:36:53,992 --> 00:36:57,781
You're gonna tell me that's not
mud under your fingernails?
794
00:36:57,912 --> 00:37:00,325
All right, it is, but it was
just one last time.
795
00:37:00,415 --> 00:37:01,726
And how can I trust
that that's true?
796
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:05,460
Because I just told you,
work was fucking crazy.
797
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:07,314
Gretchen was coming at me
with 1,000 things.
798
00:37:07,338 --> 00:37:08,858
- You don't understand.
- I do understand,
799
00:37:08,882 --> 00:37:13,172
because I'm the one
who asked her to come at you.
800
00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:16,488
So, let me just
get this straight,
801
00:37:16,514 --> 00:37:18,676
you didn't trust me,
so, you did this to me.
802
00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:23,182
No, I didn't do anything to you.
You made me a promise.
803
00:37:23,354 --> 00:37:25,095
All you had to do
was let go of one thing,
804
00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:27,030
- and you couldn't do it.
- It was a big thing,
805
00:37:27,108 --> 00:37:29,020
and I don't even know
if it's the only thing.
806
00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:31,773
Now, let me
get this straight.
807
00:37:31,863 --> 00:37:36,153
You can't put the needs of
our child above your own.
808
00:37:36,284 --> 00:37:38,179
- I'm not saying that.
- Okay, then what are you saying?
809
00:37:38,203 --> 00:37:39,990
Because I may not be
a mother yet, but I know
810
00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:42,321
- that's what parenthood means.
- So do I!
811
00:37:42,415 --> 00:37:46,204
Then what happens the first time he's sick
when we have tickets to the ballet?
812
00:37:46,294 --> 00:37:47,910
Or there's a deposition
at the same time
813
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,211
as a parent-teacher
conference?
814
00:37:49,297 --> 00:37:50,399
- Those are different.
- How?
815
00:37:50,423 --> 00:37:53,587
Because I would be giving those things
up for him, not for...
816
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,796
For me.
817
00:37:55,512 --> 00:37:57,504
No, you're not giving
any of it up for me.
818
00:37:57,847 --> 00:38:00,715
You're giving these things up
to have a child.
819
00:38:00,809 --> 00:38:02,328
Do you want to know what
I'm giving up?
820
00:38:02,352 --> 00:38:05,140
Coffee, and drinking,
821
00:38:05,271 --> 00:38:07,058
and cheese,
and my hair color,
822
00:38:07,148 --> 00:38:11,233
not to mention the pain of pushing
another human being out of my body.
823
00:38:11,402 --> 00:38:13,735
So, if you're not ready to make
this one little sacrifice,
824
00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:16,439
then you're not ready
to have a child.
825
00:38:21,788 --> 00:38:23,370
Sheila, I'm sorry.
826
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,367
I wasn't thinking,
and I won't...
827
00:38:28,461 --> 00:38:30,141
I will just get rid
of my membership today.
828
00:38:30,255 --> 00:38:33,089
No, you don't have to give up
your membership, Louis.
829
00:38:33,216 --> 00:38:34,923
You just have to stop
till we get pregnant.
830
00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:36,125
Don't you see?
831
00:38:36,803 --> 00:38:41,173
If I keep it,
I'll be tempted.
832
00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:45,135
Sheila, having a family is far more
important to me than going mudding.
833
00:38:45,353 --> 00:38:48,061
Okay, good.
834
00:38:57,156 --> 00:38:58,897
Let me guess.
You fixed everything,
835
00:38:58,992 --> 00:39:02,531
and you're calling me to tell Robert
that you'll be back in the morning.
836
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,656
Okay, mind reader.
837
00:39:04,038 --> 00:39:07,202
- What do I have to say to that?
- I don't know, Harvey,
838
00:39:08,293 --> 00:39:09,329
but I'm glad you went.
839
00:39:10,211 --> 00:39:15,081
To tell you the truth, it was one
of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
840
00:39:15,258 --> 00:39:16,874
I swear it took
a piece of me, Donna.
841
00:39:17,051 --> 00:39:19,634
Well, you could look
at it that way,
842
00:39:19,721 --> 00:39:23,510
or you could look at it like you chose
to give a piece of yourself.
843
00:39:23,766 --> 00:39:26,349
That's pretty good.
You should be a philosopher.
844
00:39:26,561 --> 00:39:29,679
And who's to say I'm not?
845
00:39:29,772 --> 00:39:31,934
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to give a piece
846
00:39:32,025 --> 00:39:34,813
- of something to someone else.
- Thank you, Donna.
847
00:39:44,746 --> 00:39:46,362
Donna, no offense,
848
00:39:46,456 --> 00:39:49,449
but a cup of coffee is the last thing
I need right now.
849
00:39:49,584 --> 00:39:52,122
Among other things,
I'm trying to give up caffeine.
850
00:39:52,211 --> 00:39:55,204
I know that, Louis,
851
00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:58,083
and that's not coffee.
852
00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:01,780
Oh, my God,
don't tell me it's...
853
00:40:01,804 --> 00:40:03,045
Iron-rich Peruvian
ground silt,
854
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:06,678
heated to the recommended temperature
of 102.68 degrees Fahrenheit.
855
00:40:06,768 --> 00:40:08,537
Sheila told you I sold my
membership, didn't she?
856
00:40:08,561 --> 00:40:11,841
She did, and I have to say, I think that's
the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
857
00:40:13,483 --> 00:40:14,519
Thanks, Donna.
858
00:40:14,609 --> 00:40:16,271
And thanks for this.
859
00:40:16,361 --> 00:40:17,693
One more thing.
860
00:40:17,862 --> 00:40:19,298
Something tells me
that you're gonna need this
861
00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:20,984
for coffee sooner
than you think.
862
00:40:25,411 --> 00:40:26,743
Good night, Louis.
863
00:40:43,638 --> 00:40:45,174
You have a minute?
864
00:40:45,306 --> 00:40:46,638
Depends on what it's for.
865
00:40:46,724 --> 00:40:50,388
I shouldn't have said what I
said about your upbringing.
866
00:40:50,478 --> 00:40:53,221
- And?
- Whatever you said to Joy,
867
00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:55,977
- I appreciate it.
- I'm glad.
868
00:40:56,109 --> 00:40:59,193
Is it true, what you
told her about family?
869
00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:01,895
I don't want to talk to you
about my childhood, Alex.
870
00:41:02,365 --> 00:41:04,152
What is true
is you're a good father.
871
00:41:04,993 --> 00:41:07,280
I overstepped my bounds.
I'm sorry.
872
00:41:07,412 --> 00:41:08,528
Ah, shit.
873
00:41:09,247 --> 00:41:10,454
- What?
- I told you I'm trying
874
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:14,033
to teach Joy to do the right thing,
but I haven't done right by you.
875
00:41:14,335 --> 00:41:16,873
You told me Zane promised your name
would be next on that wall,
876
00:41:16,963 --> 00:41:21,207
but I didn't tell you that Harvey
promised me the exact same thing.
877
00:41:24,345 --> 00:41:27,509
Well, now that you have,
you wanna give it up?
878
00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:28,634
No.
879
00:41:28,725 --> 00:41:30,216
- You?
- No.
880
00:41:30,351 --> 00:41:31,578
- You wanna share it together?
- No.
881
00:41:31,602 --> 00:41:33,434
Me, either.
882
00:41:33,563 --> 00:41:35,243
I guess there's only
one thing left to say.
883
00:41:35,398 --> 00:41:36,434
I guess there is.
884
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:41,109
- When the time comes...
- May the best woman win.