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This'll slow them down.

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[JAZMINE SCREAMS]
Oh, my God.

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Did you just throw Jazmine?

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Look out behind you.
[TOM SCREAMS]

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[STINKMEANER YELLING]

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Hurry up. Lock it.
I'm trying.

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What we gonna do, man?
Boys.

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Uh, you stay here
and hold the door.

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Ha-ha!
I got you, little nyukka.

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HUEY: Granddad, help.
Sorry, boys. Cheers.

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HUEY:
Granddad, where you going?

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RILEY:
Why you punking out on us?

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STINKMEANER:
Bitch-ass, nyukka!

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[STINKMEANER YELLING]

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* Already won So you already done *

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* With the shots While they put you hot *

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* So you drop the gun *

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* You don't want no war This is for *

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* You want your word You ain't calling your fam *

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Ruckus!

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[GASPS]

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Ruckus, help!

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No, no. Y'all niggas
get away from me.

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Leave decent
non-nigga folks alone.

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Damn it, Ruckus, help me.

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Help me, you fat, black,
one-eyed motherfucker.

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No, Robert, no. You brought
these niggas on yourself.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[STINKMEANER GROWLS]

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[*****]

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[SIGHS]

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Yes. Ha-ha-ha!

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I made it!
I made it! I'm free!

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HUEY: Granddad.
Uh?

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Are you having
a bad dream?

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Shoot, heh.
Bad for y'all.

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* I lived, you died *

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* I lived and you died *

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* I am the stone The builder refused *

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* I am the visual The inspiration *

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* That made lady Sing the blues *

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* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *

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* The same spark That lights the dark *

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* So that you can know Left from right *

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* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *

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* The inner glow That lets you know *

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* To call your brother sun *

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* The story that just begun *

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* The promise Of what's to come *

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* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *

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* Till the war is won Won *

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* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *

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* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *

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* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *

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* Chop, chop, chop *

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[*****]

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STINKMEANER: We know that niggas can create

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conflicts based on ignorance,

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called "Nigga Moments."

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However, niggas can also create bonds with each other

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also based on ignorance.

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This bonding is called "Nigga synthesis."

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Unlike the bonds of friends and family,

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which are mutually beneficial, nigga synthesis is based

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on a mutual appreciation for ignorant or trivial things.

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Now, when a nigga moment collides with nigga synthesis,

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you get a complete motherfucking disaster.

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Remember this equation.

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You will need it later, nigga.

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[CHIPMUNK SQUEALING]

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[*****]

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Oh, hell no.
What y'all want, niggas?

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Hurry up.
I ain't got all day.

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We're looking for a place
called Woodcrest. Is this it?

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Maybe.
Look, you want gas or not?

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We're looking for a man.

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Oh, yeah,
I bet you are.

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You're looking
for the number man.

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Or the weed man.
Or the welfare man.

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No, the man I'm looking for
is named Freeman.

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Robert Freeman.

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Oh, hell, no. I knew it.

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You related
to Robert Freeman?

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[*****]

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So you know him?

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Yeah, I know him.

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But Woodcrest don't need
no more coloreds.

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We got our colored quota
filled.

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So y'all can just
get to stepping

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and get in
that piece of shit car,

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turn it around
and head it back up the road,

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Krusty the Coon.

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Why don't you just
tell me where Robert is,

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before I put five across
your lip, you big black dummy.

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Yeah, start talking,
you one-eyed, fish-eyed fool.

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Hey. We ain't got all night,
buffalo butt.

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I ain't scared of y'all
decrepit Negroes. Come on.

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[RUCKUS SCREAMS]

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[BLOWS LANDING]

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Yo. Turn on the news.

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The attack happened yesterday
at this gas station

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just outside
of Woodcrest.

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The victim, a Mr. Uncle Ruckus...
No relation. ...had this to say:

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Lord,
there was three of them.

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Two black nigga men
and one black nigga woman.

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Oh, they each had big black
lips, big black nostrils,

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and a big black
attitude problem.

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Police have released
this composite sketch

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of the attackers based
on the victim's description.

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Yo. Ha-ha!

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How he get beat up
by a gang of old people?

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[LAUGHS]
That's odd.

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I ain't seen nothing
that bad

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since Granddad got beat up
by Stinkmeaner.

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Hey.

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It's all right, Granddad.

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I probably kill a nigga too
if they embarrass me like that.

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I killed a man
in self-defense.

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In defense of your ego,
maybe.

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Well, tough titty for him.

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He's dead
and I'm going fishing.

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[*****]

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Excusez-moi.

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We here for Huey
and Riley Freeman.

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WOMAN [ON PA]: Huey Freeman, please report

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to the front office.

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You know what's going on?

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They said our aunt and uncle
came to pick us up.

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Aunt and uncle?

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Man, something's not right.

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Come on, let's go.

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[*****]

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Just how far away
is their classroom? The moon?

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They should've been here
by now.

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You know kids,
always lollygagging.

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It'll just be a second.

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Can I offer you
some water or...

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RILEY:
Yo, where we going?

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I don't know,
but we getting out of here.

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[*****]

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Well, well, well.
We came a long way

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to kill y'all
little niglets.

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Now it's time
for the big bonanza.

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You know what this is,
suckers.

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[LAUGHS]

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Yo, you see these
two old-ass niggas?

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Come on.
Yo.

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Why we running?

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[BOTH YELL]

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Damn, them old niggas
can jump.

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[*****]

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[GRUNTING]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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Motherfucking ass
like you stole something.

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Who you think
you fucking with, huh?

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[YELLS]

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[*****]

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GRANDDAD:
* Fishing *

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* Fishing
I'm baiting this hook *

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* Gonna catch me
Some fish today *

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Good morning.
Crabbing, huh?

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Heh-heh.
How's it going?

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Oh, I think I might catch me
a few more today.

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Fascinating creature,
the crab.

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Got that hard exterior,

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but he ain't
really dangerous,

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except to another crab.

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Dumb as all hell,
can't even walk straight.

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Matter of fact, the only thing
a crab is good for

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is holding back
other crabs.

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A crab don't wanna see
another crab make it.

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Yeah...

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Uh, I guess.

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MAN:
Crab is like, "If I'm

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gonna die, we all gonna die."

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I admire that.
Mm-hm.

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We all gotta die sometimes,

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might as well
help each other get there.

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I mean, that's what you did
to Stinkmeaner.

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[GASPS]

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Isn't that right,
Robert Freeman?

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[SCREAMS]

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No, no, no, no!

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[SCREAMS]

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You don't know...
What's happening?

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Just wait a minute now.

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It's your ass now.

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[*****]

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Put that away.
Put it away.

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[*****]

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I'll whoop your ass.

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Hear me what I'm saying,
nigga?

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Punk-ass motherfuckers.

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[RILEY GROANS]

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[*****]

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

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BOY:
You can't catch me.

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WOMAN:
Damn bell done rang.

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Come on, let's go.

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[*****]

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[GROWLING]

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You done it now.

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Okay.

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[GRANDDAD GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]
[MUTTERING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Aah! Crabs on my face. Aah!

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[WATER SPLASHES]

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Help! Help!

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[*****]

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GRANDDAD:
Why, Lord, why?

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I can't believe
it's happening again.

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Who are these people?
And where did they come from?

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HUEY: Desperate for answers,

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we turned to the one place that might tell us what we need:

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Wikipedia.

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Okay, let's see here.
"Old and blind.

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"Worst human being ever.

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"Killed by Robert Freeman.

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Came back from the dead."

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Wait. Look at this.

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"In his younger years,
Colonel Stinkmeaner

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"belonged to a crew
of violent hoodlums

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known as the Hateocracy.
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner..."

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STINKMEANER: Gimme this shit, little nigga.

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It's my story.

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Now my boy, Lord Rufus Crabmiser,

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Lady Esmerelda Gripenasty,

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and Mr. George Pissedofferson

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met at the Better Pastures Retirement Home.

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Now we hated each other right away.

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But we hated everyone else even more.

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Oh, yum.

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Swipe.
Jell-O jack, nyukka.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Not again.

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[COUGHS]

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WOMAN [OVER PA]: A 9. A 9.

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[CROWD GASPS]

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Bingo, sucker!

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ESMERALDA:
Turn your ass around

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and look at your damn card.

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Now what the fuck I win,
nyukka?

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A, um... Ahem.

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Subscription
to  Reader's Digest?

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Gimme that shit, nigga.

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[STINKMEANER LAUGHING]

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Move out the way,
bitch!

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[GROANS]

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STINKMEANER: Eventually, they couldn't

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take us no more

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and they kick us the fuck out.

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My crew roam the Earth

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whooping niggas' asses for a decade and then we split up.

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Colonel H. Stinkmeaner...
"...died years later

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00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:51,830
in a street fight with Robert
Freeman from Woodcrest."

261
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:52,830
Hey, that... That's me.

262
00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,830
"Once notified
of Stinkmeaner's death,

263
00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,830
"the surviving members
of the Hateocracy reunited

264
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,830
to enact revenge
on the Freeman family."

265
00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,830
Oh, this is terrible.

266
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,830
What did I do
to deserve this?

267
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:02,830
Uh, you killed a nigga.

268
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,830
What that got to do
with anything?

269
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,830
Eventually they're gonna
find out where we live.

270
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,830
Why me?
Man, I say we go out there

271
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:09,830
and ride
on these fools.

272
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,830
Yes. Let's kill them
before they kill us.

273
00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:12,830
That's a plan
that can't go wrong.

274
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,830
What if it doesn't end there,
Granddad?

275
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:15,830
This could go on forever.

276
00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,830
I'm telling you,
Granddad,

277
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,830
I know exactly
how to handle this.

278
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,830
They wanna go to war,
I'll take them niggas to war.

279
00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:23,830
[ALL SCREAMING]

280
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,830
What's up, partner?

281
00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,830
Ed, stop. That ain't them.

282
00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:27,830
[GASPS]

283
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:30,830
Reap the whirlwind,
you sick bastard.

284
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,830
Ed, stop. Stop!

285
00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:33,830
[*****]

286
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:36,830
Ed, stop!

287
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,830
Okay, that didn't work.

288
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,830
Well,
at least you tried.

289
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:40,830
Some people think
we should just sit here

290
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,830
and wait to be killed.
Shoot.

291
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:43,830
We need protection.

292
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,830
But there's only one person
who can help us now.

293
00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,830
[BUZZING]

294
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,830
[*****]

295
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,830
Yes?

296
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:53,830
HUEY: Uh, yeah. Is this

297
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:53,830
Mr. Bushido Brown?

298
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,830
Now, see,
you done already messed up.

299
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,830
My name is Grand Master
Bushido Brown.

300
00:11:58,830 --> 00:11:59,830
And if you ain't
got no money,

301
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,830
this about to be a real
short conversation, you dig?

302
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,830
GRANDDAD:
Uh, how was your flight,

303
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,830
uh, Mr. Brown?

304
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,830
First class was
comfortable, I hope?

305
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,830
Your time is running out.
What's the job?

306
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,830
There are some people
out to get us.

307
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,830
We need protection
around the clock.

308
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,830
Man, I work for people
with real money.

309
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,830
Judging from this place, y'all
can't even afford Bushido Brown.

310
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,830
We'll pay
whatever it costs.

311
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:21,830
How much it gonna cost?

312
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:22,830
How much
is your life worth?

313
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,830
No, see, I'm asking you

314
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,830
how much your bodyguard
services are gonna cost.

315
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,830
And I'm asking you how much
your life is worth, Jack.

316
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,830
[*****]

317
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,830
STINKMEANER: Bushido Brown's services

318
00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:34,830
came with a whole lot of bullshit.

319
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,830
The first was that he got to sleep in Robert's bed.

320
00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:40,830
Robert the bitch-ass Freeman had to fly out

321
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,830
two personal assistants, a cook,

322
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,830
and a spiritual advisor all first class,

323
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,830
all of whom stayed at their house.

324
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,830
Heh-heh. Them niggas had to sleep in the living room.

325
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:54,830
The garage was converted into a workout room,

326
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:56,830
which only Bushido Brown was allowed to use.

327
00:12:56,830 --> 00:13:00,830
He also required 1200 thread count sheets,

328
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,830
imported Wagyu Kobe beef from Japan,

329
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,830
and a Tushioki hands-free auto-cleaning toilet,

330
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,830
all at Robert's expense.

331
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,830
They found themselves in the fucked up position

332
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,830
of wishing my crew

333
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:12,830
would try to whoop they asses even sooner.

334
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:15,830
WOMAN [ON PA]: Leranze, your break is over.

335
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:16,830
Oh, excuse me.

336
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,830
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

337
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,830
[GASPS]

338
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:21,830
Excuse me for a second,

339
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,830
I have to use
the latrine.

340
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,830
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]

341
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,830
No, wait! Stop!

342
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,830
It's only 30 seconds late.

343
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:38,830
Bushido! No,
don't do that, Bushido!

344
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,830
Leave him alone, Bushido!
Bushido Brown.

345
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:43,830
Don't do it, Brown.

346
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,830
[ALARM BLARING]
GRANDDAD: That's my car!

347
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,830
I can't stand
this waiting.

348
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,830
I don't know how much longer
I can afford this guy.

349
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,830
Why don't they try
to kill us already? Damn.

350
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,830
How do we know
those crazy old coots

351
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,830
are still even after us?
Maybe they went home,

352
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:56,830
or died of old age,
or something.

353
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,830
That bullshit-ass toilet
you bought just broke.

354
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:00,830
You mean it won't flush?

355
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:02,830
Did I say
it won't flush?

356
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,830
The hands-free
cleaning system won't work.

357
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,830
I told you to get
the Tushioki 2200 series.

358
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,830
You got the 1100 series

359
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,830
and the 1100 series
is some bullshit.

360
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,830
Well, they didn't have
the 2200 series.

361
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,830
That's your problem. You better
have a replacement

362
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:15,830
before I have
to take a shit again.

363
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,830
Well, what if I can't get
the replacement in time?

364
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,830
Hey, I don't care
if you wipe it,

365
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:21,830
but Bushido Brown
don't wipe his own ass.

366
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,830
Nigga, did you just tell me
to wipe your ass?

367
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:26,830
That's it, you fired.

368
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,830
You firing Bushido Brown?

369
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,830
You heard me.
You and all these raggedy

370
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,830
motherfuckers you brought
with you get the fuck on.

371
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,830
I'm sick of this shit.

372
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,830
Now, you do understand
there's no refunds

373
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:39,830
for early termination
on our agreement.

374
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,830
Whatever, nigga.
Beat it.

375
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:45,830
[*****]

376
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,830
Wait.
I changed my mind.

377
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:48,830
Too late, old man.

378
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,830
Too late.

379
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,830
Now, if you want to hire me
again, I might be available.

380
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,830
Okay, fine.
For double the fee.

381
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,830
Double the fee?
But I've already paid you!

382
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,830
Hey, this ain't
a negotiation.

383
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:01,830
Take it or leave it.

384
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,830
If I was you,
I'd take it.

385
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,830
[*****]

386
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:06,830
Okay, fine.
Damn it.

387
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:14,830
[*****]

388
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,830
Aha, yes.

389
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,830
The legendary
Bushido Brown.

390
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,830
The greatest black karate man
to ever live.

391
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,830
That's Grand Master
Bushido Brown.

392
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:24,830
Of course it is.

393
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:28,830
Ooh, ooh...

394
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,830
ESMERALDA:
Come on, boy. Come on.

395
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,830
I ain't scared of you.

396
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,830
RILEY:
You like that, old lady?

397
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:37,830
[GROANS]

398
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,830
[GRUNTING]

399
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,830
[LAUGHS]

400
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,830
[ALL GRUNTING]

401
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,830
ESMERALDA:
I want this nigga to fight me.

402
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,830
Come on, fight like a man,
you little punk bitch.

403
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,830
I'll bet your ass...

404
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,830
Oh! My wig.

405
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,830
[GRUNTING]

406
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,830
RILEY:
Whoop that trick.

407
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,830
[YELLS]

408
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,830
Yeah!
Yeah!

409
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,830
[GROANS]

410
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,830
RILEY:
Get him.

411
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:28,830
GRANDDAD:
Duck down!

412
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:33,830
GRANDDAD:
Bushido, make your move.

413
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,830
[ALL GRUNTING]

414
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,830
[*****]

415
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,830
[ALL GASP]

416
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,830
Dynamite.
RILEY: Aw. Ew.

417
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:06,830
[BUZZING]

418
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,830
It is a beautiful day
to fuck shit up.

419
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,830
[LAUGHS]

420
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,830
ALL:
Oh, shit!

421
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:18,830
[*****]

422
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:19,830
Now what we gonna do?

423
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,830
Aw, man.
We gonna die now.

424
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,830
This is all your fault,
Granddad.

425
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,830
Wait. This doesn't have
to end this way.

426
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,830
Stinkmeaner's death
was a huge mistake,

427
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,830
but killing us isn't
gonna bring him back.

428
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:32,830
He's right. Look,

429
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,830
what happened
with Stinkmeaner,

430
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,830
it shouldn't
have happened, okay?

431
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:37,830
I admit it.

432
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,830
I was embarrassed 'cause
I got beat up by an old man.

433
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,830
I was ashamed.

434
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,830
I could have walked away
from it then, but I didn't.

435
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,830
I didn't mean to kill him,

436
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,830
it just happened.

437
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,830
It's my fault.
I'm sorry.

438
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,830
There, I've said it.
I'm sorry.

439
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,830
It was wrong. And I wish I could
take it back, but I can't.

440
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:58,830
So please, please,
can't we just end this?

441
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,830
[*****]

442
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,830
Man, we don't give a fuck
about no Stinkmeaner.

443
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:04,830
What?
What?

444
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,830
Just because
he was our nigga,

445
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,830
don't mean we gave
a shit about his ass.

446
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,830
We don't need no reason
to fuck shit up.

447
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:14,830
That's why we drink Hennessy,
that's why we smoke menthols,

448
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,830
that's why we's niggas.

449
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,830
We likes to ruin shit.

450
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,830
Hell, y'all just
gave us an excuse.

451
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,830
If it wasn't you,

452
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,830
we'd probably just
pick someone at random

453
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:25,830
and ruin their life.

454
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,830
Huh?
Oh, come on.

455
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,830
Well, now what?

456
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,830
Now you die.

457
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,830
[SIRENS WAILING]

458
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,830
OFFICER: Everybody freeze.
Oh, the police.

459
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,830
Thank God for the poli...
I mean, uh,

460
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,830
who snitched?
Who called the po-po?

461
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,830
OFFICER:
Move it, move it.

462
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:44,830
All right,
you three are under arrest

463
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,830
for the murder
of Bushido Brown.

464
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:47,830
Oh, thank you,
officer. Thank you.

465
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,830
I can't believe somebody
snitched. That's gay.

466
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,830
These three won't be
bothering you anymore.

467
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,830
Now, why do you think
they were after you guys?

468
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,830
It was a nigga moment.
Oh, of course.

469
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,830
A nigga moment.

470
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,830
Well, there's only one way
to end a nigga moment for good.

471
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,830
Jail.
Jail?

472
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,830
Jail. Heh-heh.

473
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:05,830
That makes sense.

474
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,830
Jail. Isn't that
great, Huey?

475
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:08,830
Jail. Of course.

476
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,830
Oh, thank God for jail.

477
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:11,830
Glad we could help.

478
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,830
STINKMEANER: And that's the moral

479
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,830
of the story.

480
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,830
Some niggas just need to go to jail.

481
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,830
I might be in hell,

482
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:21,830
but at least I ain't in jail, nigga. Ha-ha-ha!

483
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,830
Let me out this car.

484
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,830
I can't believe
somebody snitched.

485
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,830
Niggas is out here
like running faucets.

486
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,830
GRANDDAD:
Y'all can get

487
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,830
off my property now.

488
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,830
And make sure you clean this
headless dickhead off my yard,

489
00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:36,830
and get that ass-squirting
toilet out of my house too.

490
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:42,830
[MEN SCATTING]

491
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:53,830
MAN 1:  Let's swing it.
MAN 2:  Whoo!

492
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,830
[MEN SCATTING]

493
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,830
[MEN LAUGHING]

494
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,830
MAN: Ooh, yeah, that's good.