1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,511 I'm going to hop everywhere. I'm sponsored. 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,871 That's the sort of thing we'll be doing today. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,390 We raised quite a lot last time, didn't we? 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:18,072 It is comic relief and we're raising money for people who are starving to death. 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:24,873 If I make people laugh while I'm saving lives, sue me, but... 6 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,513 do it. 7 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,432 Boyakasha. 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:35,351 That's an accountant and that's the boss encouraging it! Is this normal? 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,950 I've got the "slough gazette" coming down. 10 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,594 - What time are they coming? - Five-ish. 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,916 - They'll love us. - It's just me. 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,236 - We can all be in it. - Not really. 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,910 - They'll love us. - Stop trying to worm into my photo. 14 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,357 Everyone's joining in. This young lady... ooh, a bit saucy. 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,872 Selling kisses for the lads... or any ladies who like that... 16 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:15,552 I don't think there are any here, and if there are, good luck to them. 17 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,276 - It's different for girls. Lower risk. - Erotic. 18 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,237 Well, not in this case. I mean, it's not a sexual day. It's er... 19 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:30,592 - here's the man. Finchy! - Brentmeister! 20 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:35,476 Kisses for a quid. It's a good cause. Do you mind kissing me on the nose? 21 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:40,276 - No. Put your quid in. - Ok. Kiss me on the nose! 22 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,439 What do I get for a tenner? Squeal, piggy, squeal! 23 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:08,319 - No. I'm not that desperate. - Who says famine has to be depressing? 24 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:26,151 Don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against it, it's a good cause, 25 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:31,229 but I don't want to join in with someone else's idea of wackiness. 26 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:37,709 If you see someone collecting for cancer research because they've been affected by it 27 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:43,950 or an old bloke selling poppies, there's a dignity about it - a quiet dignity. 28 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,720 No. Come on, guys, leave it. 29 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,673 Leave it. Please! 30 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,192 And that's what today's all about - dignity. 31 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,119 No! No! 32 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,311 Always dignity. 33 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,359 Bastard! My wife and kids are gonna see those! 34 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:24,671 There's people watching going, "oi, brent! Why are you bothering with comic relief? 35 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:30,318 "There's still people starving." That's why I'm still doing it. You should too. 36 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:35,958 Probably put a number up there, shall we? If people want to make donations. 37 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:41,837 I hear people go, "the money just goes to hungry foreigners." not true. 38 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:46,636 A lot of it stays in this country and goes to home-grown problems... 39 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,436 aka the disableds. A lot of money goes to these fellas. 40 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,757 Not to you. You don't need it, you're working. 41 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:00,557 If you do claim for it, that's up to you, as long as you don't abuse the system. 42 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,399 - A lot of them are. - What do you mean? 43 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,397 People abuse the system. 44 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,398 - Ensure people who say they're crippled... - disabled. 45 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,556 ...actually are... - disabled. 46 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,753 You think people pretend to be disabled to claim money off the dss? 47 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,270 - I think there should be tests. What tests? 48 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,914 Stick pins in their legs, see if they react. 49 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,317 I have feeling in my legs. I just can't walk. 50 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,638 - I'm just saying there should be tests. - We're all ears. 51 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,435 I dunno. When they go down the dss to make a claim, 52 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,760 they should set off a fake fire alarm so everyone legs it, leaving them there. 53 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:43,671 If they're fake, they'll be running with you. If not, they'll be screaming for help. 54 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:51,673 Then you come back in and say, "don't cry. You've passed. Here's your money." 55 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:56,317 Spend it on one of those little blue cars or whatever... 56 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,636 it's just one idea. 57 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,592 So... 58 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:05,396 she's joining in with it. Do you want to put this nose on? 59 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,559 - No, I don't. - It's up to you. Her own decisions. 60 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,029 Gareth, you know I'm doing kisses for a pound too. 61 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,074 - I wouldn't pay you if you were. - I'll put your pound in. 62 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:30,239 - So you can kiss me. - I wouldn't kiss you if you paid me. 63 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:35,594 I am paying. It's quite simple. As it's for charity, I need to just get... 64 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,031 - why are you such a bender? - I'm just... 65 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,870 get off! I'm not kissing you. You are such a pervert! 66 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,471 - It feels good, though. - Get off! I hope you're getting all this. 67 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,116 I hope your girlfriend knows or she'll get a big surprise. 68 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:58,714 Is that your big surprise? I've found his big surprise. All right. Ok. 69 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,758 - Flipping heck. - You take things too far. 70 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,475 All right. Don't get so het up about it. 71 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,953 Ha ha! Hoo! Hah! 72 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,197 That was one way. I didn't kiss him back. 73 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,476 He's funny. He's a funny bastard. 74 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,511 - Pass it back. - You got it? 75 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,472 Yep. You got it. 76 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:36,031 Gather round, everybody. We've got a surprise for you. 77 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:42,349 - Remember where we were in that game. - Sheila? Nice costume. You look fantastic. 78 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:49,511 Please give a big warm welcome to the fantastic neil godwin and the lovely rachel. 79 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,915 Ok. It's that time again. 80 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:04,629 We've both suffered for our art here, please suffer with us and give generously. 81 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,832 Thanks. Jennifer, could you do the honours? 82 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,993 # 0h, girl, I've known you very well I've seen you growing every day 83 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,671 # I've never really looked before but now you take my breath away 84 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,158 # suddenly you're in my life a part of everything I do 85 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,797 # you got me working day and night jiust trying to keep a hold on you 86 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,755 # here in your arms I found my paradise 87 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,997 # my only chance for happiness 88 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,079 # and if I lose you now I think I would die 89 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:53,831 # 0h, say you'll always be my baby we can make it shine 90 00:07:54,040 --> 00:08:01,071 # we can take forever jiust a minute at a time 91 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,271 # more than a woman 92 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:09,072 # baby more than a woman to me... # 93 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,149 # my baby moves at midnight 94 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,591 # goes right on till the dawn 95 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,834 # my woman takes me higher 96 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,236 # my woman keeps me warm 97 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,317 that looks gay. 98 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,910 # What you doin' on your back? Aah 99 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,271 # what you doin' on your back? Aah 100 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,109 # you should be dancing, yeah 101 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,877 # dancing, yeah... # 102 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,594 thank you very much. You can add that to yours. 103 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,920 Cheers. I've already raised more than that. £300 we did last time. 104 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,511 If you wanted dancing, you should have come to me. 105 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,598 - Do you dance? - Big time. Yeah. 106 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:27,750 More modern steps than that. I've fused "flashdance" with mc hammer shit. 107 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,314 - All right. Show us your moves. - No, there's no beat. 108 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,956 - Come on! - He had music. 109 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,596 Well... just for charity, I'll do a little bit. 110 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,870 # Do do do-do do dah... # 111 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,437 - so... that's... - great, david. 112 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,672 - Give me a bit of warning... - we have to give a donation for that? 113 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:44,069 All the money collected is for both dances - both excellent dances in their way. 114 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:50,116 Mine was impromptu, but I don't think you should get extra points for that. 115 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:54,632 Make your own minds up. Leave me out of it. It's for charity. 116 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:05,672 You've seen me entertain and raise money. Maybe I'd like to do that for a living. 117 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,556 Use my humour and my profile to both help and amuse people. 118 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:16,278 And if it's ideas for tv shows - game shows or whatever - I'm your man. 119 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,519 I'm exploring that avenue with my management training, 120 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,234 but I'd like to do that on a global scale. 121 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:28,992 It's not, "look at me. I'm entertaining whilst saving lives. Aren't I brilliant?" 122 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,873 It's going, "if you think I'm brilliant, 123 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:36,835 "help save these guys who are starving, but are also brilliant." 124 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,510 Not as entertainers. A lot of them can't speak english. 125 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:45,157 Don't give them a game show, but save them from dying at least. 126 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,069 Then maybe they can do something in their own country 127 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,114 on television or whatever they have... the wireless. 128 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,154 Give them a job on the world service or something. 129 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:14,077 We're from the local mental hospital. Is gareth keenan here? He's escaped. 130 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,953 - He is mental. - Here's my crew. 131 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,355 Kisses for a quid. Yes. 132 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,351 My mad mates. That's all we need. 133 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:47,193 - Sorry about this. My mad mates. - Er... well... 134 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:52,235 - they finally came to take you away! - Are you mad as well? 135 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,749 - Guilty! - He's the boss. 136 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,953 - Give us a job. - I've already got one reprobate. 137 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,754 Jimmy the perv and the oggmonster. 138 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:06,511 What's the weather like up there? Your parents put you in a gro-bag? 139 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:11,510 - "Let's grow a lanky, goggle-eyed freak!" - No need to get offensive. 140 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,234 - I didn't call you fatty. - All right... 141 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:19,639 don't have a go at the eyes, because that's astigmatism I've had from the age of five. 142 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,513 That's what makes them a bit bulbous. 143 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,316 - I didn't call you whale man. - But I don't call myself the mong boy. 144 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,398 - The oggmonster. - I'm not calling you that. 145 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,353 - That's my name. - What's your real name? 146 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,792 - Nathan. - It's a good name. I'll call you nathan. 147 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I didn't call you fatty! What's the matter with him? 148 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:59,958 I've got a sponsorship form for comic relief. I wanted to enter into the spirit. 149 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,789 Gents, sorry to interrupt. Would you sponsor me? 150 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,358 I have to hide as many of gareth's possessions as I can from him. 151 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,030 - What? - Hiding gareth's belongings. 152 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,472 - I'll give you £2 for the lot. - That's a generous offer. 153 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,956 They're waiting for me. 154 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,508 Break it up. Put her down! 155 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,474 No, they wouldn't. She wouldn't. Her husband's loaded. 156 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,636 He does ok. 157 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,356 Oh, dear. 158 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:39,508 - What a day! He's still... - david, do you have that report? 159 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,555 - Glad you brought that up. - That's why I'm here. 160 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,639 Yes. Um... formulating a lot of good ideas... 161 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,992 I don't want to talk about a report we're going to do soon. 162 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,955 I want the report we talked about four days ago that was due today. 163 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,117 You know how important this report is. 164 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,279 I discover that this is the fruit of your labours. 165 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:13,349 - Don't go through my stuff. - Read the first sentence for jennifer. 166 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,119 "Imagine a cross between 'telly addicts' and 'noel's house party'. 167 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:28,348 "You've just imagined 'upstairs downstairs', devised and hosted by david brent." 168 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,074 David, I don't understand this. 169 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,152 - Contestants run upstairs and get a clue... - not the game show! 170 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,352 I don't understand why you haven't done the report, 171 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:44,109 or your consistent failure to do what is asked of you. 172 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,632 You're viewing my methods like there's something missing. 173 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:54,198 You're looking at the jigsaw that it is through a keyhole when you should be... 174 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,956 - some words would be useful. - Actions speak louder than words. 175 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,958 You're on a warning. That's my action. 176 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:07,392 Three strikes and you're out and things have got to change. 177 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:15,354 Fine. Give me all three now, then, because I'd love to see you run this place. 178 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,758 You'd have a mutiny on your hands, but if that's what you want... 179 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,919 that's not what I want. I want you doing your job. 180 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,157 - Take the verbal warning... - still the warning? 181 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,354 ...learn from it and let's move onwards and upwards. Ok? 182 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:40,074 Neil makes me laugh, though. It's his interfering. It's his timing. 183 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,636 Going on about some report. It's red nose day. 184 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,595 What's more important? You, neil, with your report or starving children? 185 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,236 Oh, I don't know. What would lenny henry say? 186 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,874 Imagine him going out on comic relief day 187 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,835 and dawn french is going, "you haven't done the washing up." 188 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,033 "Do it yourself! I've got to save some africans!" 189 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,599 - What are you reading? - A holiday brochure. 190 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,553 Why is that, then? Going on holiday? 191 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,194 - Possibly. - Where to? 192 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,152 The states. 193 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,917 - United states? - Yeah. 194 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:36,792 Don't know if you've heard the gossip, but tim's going out with rachel. 195 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,677 - Er... yeah. I'd heard. - He used to fancy you, didn't he? 196 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,519 - Did he? - Yeah, he did. 197 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,678 And now he's found someone better. 198 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,438 Yup. 199 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,116 - Seen my phone? - Huh? 200 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,276 Where's my phone? 201 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,952 - Have you got...? - No. 202 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,913 Where have you put my phone? 203 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,716 - I don't believe it! - Gareth... 204 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,198 - I've told you not to touch my stuff. - Listen... 205 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,552 - it's for charity. - What else have you taken? My tiny tanks! 206 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,878 - How am I supposed to work? - You'll have to hop to it. 207 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:39,109 - A lot of crime in america. - Right. Well, I'll be careful. 208 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:44,952 Word of advice. Keep your traveller's cheques in a bum-bag. 209 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,189 Thanks. I'll buy one. 210 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,594 - When you get there? - Yup. 211 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:58,714 Word of warning, then. Out there they call them fanny packs. 212 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,557 'Cause fanny means your arse over there... 213 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,193 ...not your minge. 214 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,517 Where's...? God, you're so immature! 215 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,349 - I demand that... - gareth's stopped hopping. 216 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,199 - How can I do any work? - It's for charity. 217 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,358 - It's for you winding me up. - He's stopped hopping. 218 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,838 I don't have to hop all day. It's just when I'm moving. 219 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,110 - Where does it say that? - See? 220 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:43,633 That's mine, for a start. Where's the rest of it? 221 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:49,551 Gareth. Ok, gareth. Just calm down. Have a seat. You've been on your foot all day. 222 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,479 God! How do you hide a chair? 223 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,438 - Dawny. Take that? - Yeah. 224 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,790 You all right? All right? 225 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,710 There you go. Prawn and avocado. See you later. 226 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,390 - You're not going to eat here? - I've gotta get back. 227 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,636 I made £19 today. 228 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:25,072 Any of it going to english kids or all going abroad? 229 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,398 Well... stop moaning and give her a quid for a kiss. 230 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,831 - I'm not paying for it, mate. - Them's the rules. 231 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,759 - All right. - Thank you. 232 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,474 There you go. Come here, you. 233 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,589 Good. That's great. 234 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,797 - See ya. - See ya. 235 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,359 Right. Oh... my contribution. 236 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,791 Thank you. Where do you want your kiss? Your kiss? 237 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,310 - It's all right. - You've got to have a kiss. 238 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,476 It's the rules. 239 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,594 - What you doing? - Just working. 240 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:46,035 I'm very, very, very bored. 241 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,199 Excuse me. Desk procedures. Chairs are for sitting on. 242 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,870 He's jealous he's not getting the view you're getting. 243 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,469 Wrong. I got the arse this side. 244 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:01,754 I'd only want to be there if you had on a skirt and I could look up there at it. 245 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,198 - Aren't you going to defend my honour? - No. 246 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,110 - You'd better get off the table. - He's embarrassed by his girlfriend! 247 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,799 I'm not. 248 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,791 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 249 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,796 We're cool. 250 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,916 - Today or tomorrow? - Tomorrow lunchtime. 251 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,995 - Excuse me, david. - Yes. 252 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:45,194 - Can we have another quick word? - Not now. I'm running downstairs. 253 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,517 "The gazette" are coming in to take my picture. 254 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:53,077 I'm going to be in the paper. Wernham-hogg are. Free advertising. 255 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,555 - This shouldn't take long. - Ok. 256 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,788 Sorry to spring this on you. We've been discussing something you said earlier - 257 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,151 it's something we've been thinking about too. 258 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,917 We'd like to offer you a very generous redundancy package. 259 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,279 Are you offering it or telling me I've got to take it? 260 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:25,194 - We're telling you to take it. - We'll put in a proper meeting tomorrow. 261 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:33,758 That's good timing, isn't it? Telling me that today. The day of laughter. 262 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,439 Brilliant. 263 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,990 That's that ruined. That's what I was... 264 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,434 it's got pockets and everything. 265 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,878 Now I'll try and go down and be funny. 266 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,790 That's going to be good, isn't it? 267 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,152 With that going through. 268 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,271 I knew you were planning something. 269 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,836 Jennifer, do you agree? Because we can... 270 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,994 I'll be all right. I've got other irons in the fire. 271 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,272 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 272 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:31,430 I'm going to love to see you telling that lot, because you'll have a mutiny. 273 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,996 They will go berserk. Definitely. 274 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,629 If that's it, can you leave now, please? 275 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:46,188 I've got stuff to do. I've got laughter... I've got money to raise. Mouths to feed. 276 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,516 - Thanks for your time. - Yeah. 277 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:12,915 If you're wondering what that meeting was just about in there... 278 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,476 that's it. I've been made redundant. 279 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,233 Yeah. 280 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:30,949 After it was me who saved others from redundancy. And then it's back... 281 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,309 the good die young. 282 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:40,516 But um... yes... I said you lot are going mental. 283 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,957 Now I've got to go and give laughter. 284 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,598 But... 285 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,032 see ya. 286 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,953 Eh? 287 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,713 See ya. 288 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,796 Ok. Can you just make it peck? 289 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,913 Just run around a bit. 290 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,513 Yeah. 291 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,033 Good. 292 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,793 Good. 293 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,631 Ok. 294 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,071 - Smile. It's for comic relief. - Can I stand here? 295 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,589 Peck at your mates like roy hudd. 296 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,075 - Rod hull. - Yeah. Just do that. 297 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,913 Good. 298 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,473 Yeah. 299 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,911 - Ok. That's fine. - All right? 300 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:08,194 It's a bit dark. I didn't bring a flash. Probably won't be able to use these. 301 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,238 - Don't be disappointed. - No. 302 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,396 - Thank you. - Cheers. 303 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,479 - Well done, david. - No worries. 304 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,518 - Did I miss it? - Yes. 305 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:33,558 # So what becomes of you, my love, 306 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,871 # when they have finally stripped you of 307 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,355 # the handbags and the gladrags 308 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:47,509 # that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy... # 309 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,193 boyakasha.