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Hey. Any luck with that big meeting yet ?
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I've got Michael's lucky tie.
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No, they're in the conference room.
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- Okay.
- Wait, are those Michael's Levis ?
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Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans ?
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Michael and his jeans.
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He gets in them and....
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I'm not exactly sure what happens.
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But...
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I can tell you, he loves the
way he looks in those jeans.
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I know that's why he
started casual Fridays.
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I'll take those.
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Thanks.
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Episode 7 - season 2
" The client"
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Synchro: Occeane
Transcript : Nikki (twiztv.com)
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus
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This is a projection of
the county's needs.
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Graphs and charts
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Somebody's been really
doing their homework.
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- Looks like USA Today.
- 13 schools,
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2 hospitals...
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So this possible client
they're talking about
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Actually a big deal.
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It's Lackawanna County.
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Our whole county.
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And if we get this, they might
not have to downsize our branch.
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And I could work here for years.
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And years...
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Years.
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So, when we get to
the Radisson, I'd like to
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I changed it to Chili's.
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Excuse me ?
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Radisson just gives out this vibe.
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It's like,
"Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson."
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It's kinda snooty, so...
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You had no right to do that, Michael.
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Here's the thing, Chili's
is the new golf course.
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It's where business happens.
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Small Businessman Magazine.
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It said that.
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It will. I sent it in.
Letter to the editor.
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Alright.
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But you will let me run this meeting.
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- Powertrip.
- What ?
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She had done a background check on me.
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She had it printed out,
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Yeah.
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And she was asking me about stuff line
by line while we were having dinner.
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- What's going on ?
- We are doing worst first dates.
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Oh my God. I win.
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Okay.
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it was a minor league hockey game.
He brought his brother.
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And when I went to the bathroom,
the game ended,
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- And they forgot about me.
- Okay, that's a joke.
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No, they had to come back for me.
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Wait, when was this ?
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It was, not that long ago.
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Wait, not Roy.
Say it's not your fiancé
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I always knew...
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Pam has refused to go to
sports games with Roy.
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But, I never knew why.
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Interesting.
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Okay, let's do this thing.
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- Wish us luck.
- Good luck Michael,
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- Good luck Jan.
- Thank you.
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Kiss ass. Okay !
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Probably going to go late tonight,
burning the midnight tequila.
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So,
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I think you all could, just take off now.
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Michael, this shouldn't take
more than an hour.
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Well...
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Do you always shut down the entire
office when you leave for an hour ?
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No, no, that would not be efficient.
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Actually, they just don't get very
much work done when I'm not here.
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That's not true.
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I know how to delegate.
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And they do more work when I'm not here.
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Not more...
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The same amount of work...
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Is done whether I am here or not.
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HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP !
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This is what we're gonna do.
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You sit tight untill I
return, sound good ?
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Doesn't matter.
It's an order.
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Follow it blindly.
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Okay ?
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Alright, ciao.
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Adios !
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- So which way is Chili's ?
- I'll drive.
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No, that's alright.
I want to leave straight from there.
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It's just a couple blocks away. So..
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Boy, you really don't
know Scranton, do you ?
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- I know Scranton.
- At all.
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- Alright.
- Have you ever been to Scranton, Jan ?
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it's just a couple blocks away
we can go together.
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Jan Levinson-Gould.
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Jan is cold.
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If she was sitting across
from you on a train,
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and she wasn't moving,
you might think she was dead.
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We should come up with
a signal of some sort.
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Why would we need a signal ?
Well, in case one of us gets into trouble.
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The other one can signal...
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What kind of trouble are you
planning on getting in Michael ?
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Well, I, it could be either of us.
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You're going to let me do the talking,
we agreed on that.
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Yes !
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Hello ? Christian ?
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- Yes.
- I thought that was you. Hi.
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Michael Scott, this is
Jan Levinson-Gould.
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- Just Jan Levinson.
- No Gould ?
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No.
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Thank you very much for meeting with us.
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- Have you been waiting long ?
- No, not long.
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- Good.
- Jan, what happened ?
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- Michael.
- Is Gould dead ? What...
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Michael. We got divorced, okay ?
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- I'm so sorry, excuse me.
- Wow, you're kidding me
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- Do you wanna talk about it ?
- Michael.
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- Could we have a table for three please ?
- When did this happen ?
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- We're in a meeting.
- Okay.
This way please
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- Christian...
- Alright, after you
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Thank you
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I thought we could start by going
over the needs of the county.
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Right.
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Well, Lackawanna County
has not been immune,
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to the slow economic growth
over the past five years.
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So for us, the name of the
game is budget reduction.
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- Awesome Blossom ?
- What ?
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I think we should share
and Awesome Blossom.
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What do you say ? They are awsome.
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You want to, Christian ? Awesome ?
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- Sure.
- Okay, it's done.
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Actually, Megan !
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May we have an Awesome Blossom, please ?
Extra Awsome ?
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Not it's done.
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- So, if you have a...
- Hey, I heard a very, very, funny joke...
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- You wanna hear it ?
- Christian...
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You don't have to listen to this.
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- It's okay, I like jokes.
- Okay.
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- Just the one.
- Just one joke ? Okay.
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Well, if it's just gonna be one...
I, will think of a different joke.
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Let's see.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into
my office and check some data for me.
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Okay,
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- You want me to read 'em ?
- Yes
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Okay, um, a fisherman is walking down 5
th Avenue leading an animal behind him.
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No! Nope. Told it. Not as good
as you think. Pick another one.
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Okay.
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There's a transcript
between a Naval ship.
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Bingo! And a lighthouse.
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Yes, that is hysterical. Could you
start that one from the beginning ?
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Sure, there's a transcript between
a Naval ship and a lighthouse.
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Is this real ?
It is a screenplay...
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Starring himself.
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Agent Michael Scarn.
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Of the F.B.I.
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How long is this ?
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Pam, good work.
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Wait, stop.
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- Drawings.
- What is that?
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Those are drawings in case,
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the writing didn't really,
put a picture in your head.
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And there he is, in the flesh,
Agent Michael Scarn
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Now we know what he looks like.
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First guy says, "Well, I'm
an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."
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And the second guy says,
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"Well, I am a pimp, so I
drive a cheap Escort."
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And the third guy says,
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"I got you both beat, I'm a proctologist,
so I drive a brown Probe."
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Oh, no! Oh my God, that's funny! I
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almost had Awesome Blossom
coming out of my nose!
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"S'il vous plaît," could I have
a vodka tonic, please?
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Do we all have our copy of "Threat
Level Midnight" by Michael Scott ?
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Yeah.
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Alright.
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Let's get this started. I'm gonna be
reading the action descriptions
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And Phyllis, I would like you to
play Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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- That's the character's name?
- You guys should not doing this/
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Why not Dwight? This is a movie.
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I mean this is for all of
America to enjoy.
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You took something that
doesn't belong to you.
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- Dwight. do you want to...
- Brought it in here, made copies of it...
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The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn ?
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That's delicious! I love it.
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We would probably be upset with ourselves
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if we went this whole night
without talking business.
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So, Dunder Mifflin can provide,
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a level of personal
service to the county,
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that the warehouse chains
just can't match.
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- Well, we are out to save money.
- What's the bottom line?
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Blah! Blah blah blah. Blu bad be bah.
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That's why I wanted a signal.
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Between us.
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So,
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I wouldn't have to just shout
nonsense words. That's her fault.
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Did somebody say babyback ribs ?
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I don't think Christian has time for that.
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- Michael.
- I have time.
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I want my babyback, babyback, babyback...
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Chili's babyback ribs..
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Inside the F.B.I., Agent Michael Scarn
sits with his feet up on his desk
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Catherine Zeta-Jones enters.
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- Sir, you have some messages.
- Not now !
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They're important.
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Okay, what are they ?
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The first message is "I love you."
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That's from me.
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Not in a thousand years, Catherine.
We work together.
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And get off my desk.
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Yes, I have acted before.
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I was in a production of Oklahoma !
in the seventh grade.
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I played the part of Mutie the mailman.
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They had too many kids, so they
made up roles like that.
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And I was good.
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If it isn't my old partner.
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Samuel L. Chang.
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Agent Michael Scarn, you
lost some weight.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Now, keep me company fo
r one more mission.
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Hey, I have to work late.
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You're joking, right?
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Agent Michael Scarn takes
out a nine millimeter gun
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And shoots the cake to bits.
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Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny.
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Word.
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Michael's movie ?
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Two thumbs down!
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A man sitting several seats down who
has a gold face turns to Michael Scarn.
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Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?
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Mr. Scarn !
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perhaps you would be more
comfortable in my private jet.
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Yes, perhaps I would Goldenface.
Sam, get my luggage.
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I forget it, brotha.
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Samuel, you are such and idiot !
You are the worst assistant ever.
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And you're disgusting Dwigt.
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Wait, who's Dwigt ?
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Here's what we think happened.
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Michael's sidekick, who all through
the movie is this complete idiot,
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who's causing the downfall of the United
States, was originally named Dwight.
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But then Michael changed it to Samuel L.
Chang using a search and replace.
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But that doesn't work on
misspelled words.
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Leaving behind one, Dwigt.
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And Dwight figured it out.
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Oops.
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D-W-I-G-H-T
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Okay, you know what ?
I am done with this. That's it, the end.
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Well, some of us wanna
keep reading, so...
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You don't speak for everyone, Jim.
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Okay, announcement.
My uncle bought me some fireworks.
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And anyone who wants to see a real show,
come with me outside now.
252
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That's actually a good idea,
we'll all take a brief intermission.
253
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Hey, are you hungry?
254
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
255
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And so after watching my mom
go through so much pain,
256
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I decided to keep that promise,
257
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that I made to her and take care of her.
258
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This brings us to Jan. Truth or dare ?
259
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- Tell us about your divorce.
- Oh, no, Michael. Michael, Michael.
260
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- Ooh, right ?
- Michael please, no.
261
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Hey. So you're not gonna play.
She's not playing.
262
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She's not playing the game.
263
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,703
- We've been fighting for a while,
- That's not fair.
264
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he didn't want kids.
I knew that going into it.
265
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But he also knew that I did. So I guess
I thought that he would change his mind.
266
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He thought that I would change mine.
267
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You didn't.
268
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I was stupid.
269
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No. No.
270
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You were not stupid.
271
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- Gould was stupid, right ?
- That's right.
272
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You know, you were really brave.
273
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I mean, you, you put your arms
out there, you slit your wrists.
274
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It's true. Yous said :
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"World, this is my blood, it's red."
276
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"Just like yours, so love me."
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I had plans to meet a friend tonight.
278
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Which I had to cancel.
279
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But this is cool too.
280
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I'm not a complainer.
281
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Wow.
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For the bugs.
283
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N ice.
284
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That's excellent because bugs love..
285
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My famous grilled cheese sandwich.
286
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Yes !
287
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Nice.
288
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,743
I can't remember the last time
someone made me dinner.
289
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Right down the street ?
290
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Kenneth Road, born and raised.
291
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Spent my whole life right
here in Lackawanna County
292
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And I do not intend on moving.
293
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,940
I know this place. I know how
many hospitals we have.
294
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how many schools we have.
It's home, you know?
295
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:52,352
I know the challenges that
this county's up against.
296
00:13:52,447 --> 00:13:54,943
Here's the thing about those discount
suppliers, they don't care.
297
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,723
They come in, they undercut everything.
298
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And they run us out of business.
299
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And then, once we're all gone,
they jack up the prices.
300
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- I know.
- It's bad.
301
00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:06,232
- It's terrible.
- It is, you know what ? It really is.
302
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,661
I don't know.
303
00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:12,110
I guess I could give you
guys our business but,
304
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you have to meet me halfway, okay ?
305
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:16,621
Because they're expecting
me to make cuts.
306
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Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic,
but, you think we could, Jan?
307
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So, I guess I'll see you in..
308
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10 hours.
309
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,111
What are you going
to do with your time off?
310
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- Travel.
- Yeah.
311
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I've been looking forward to it.
312
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It's gonna be...
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really nice. I'm gonna find myself.
314
00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,243
You have new music ?
315
00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:44,591
Yeah.
316
00:14:45,247 --> 00:14:46,641
Definitely.
317
00:14:57,175 --> 00:14:58,452
- See ya !
- Bye !
318
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Thanks.
319
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:04,802
- Yes !
- We did it.
320
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,010
- We got it !
- We nailed it.
321
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:07,580
- I mean we got it!
- Come here.
322
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:11,342
I am really...
323
00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,302
...thrilled.
324
00:15:27,687 --> 00:15:29,280
- Let's go.
- What ?
325
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:30,951
- Let's go.
- Go and, okay.
326
00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:33,222
Where are we going ?
Doesn't matter.
327
00:15:33,856 --> 00:15:35,483
Goin' to the go-go
328
00:15:36,966 --> 00:15:38,113
Okay.
329
00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:50,191
Michael ?
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00:15:57,986 --> 00:15:59,253
Michael ?
331
00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:03,631
Michael ?
332
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:12,303
His car's not in the parking lot.
333
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,643
I should check the accident reports.
334
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,040
Who's this ?
335
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:21,292
Jan?
336
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:42,113
Morning, Pam.
337
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,522
No, nothing happened.
338
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,752
I swear ! Nothing happened.
339
00:16:53,397 --> 00:16:54,453
What I'm...
340
00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:57,070
totally being serious.
341
00:16:57,828 --> 00:17:00,472
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
342
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,571
And neither do I.
343
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,550
I'm...seriously, guys, I'm, I'm not,
I don't wanna go into it at all.
344
00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:11,121
t's of limits. (
345
00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:15,920
Fine, I took her back to her hotel,
and we made out for a little while.
346
00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:17,981
It was great. I mean she told
me about her divorce.
347
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,472
We talked for about five hours,
she fell asleep on my arm. You know.
348
00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:29,551
- Hello, Dwight.
- Did you do her?
349
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,383
- Who ?
- Jan Levinson-Gould.
350
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:36,082
No, no...
351
00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:38,451
- No Gould.
- Did you do her ?
352
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:40,460
This is none of your affair.
353
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,783
- And she is your boss.
- And she is a woman.
354
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,492
She is a strong, soft...
355
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:49,860
...thoughtful, sexy woman.
356
00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:52,342
And you know what ?
I don't think I can sit here,
357
00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:54,610
And let you talk about her that way,
358
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Without me defending her honor.
Jan, I defend your honor.
359
00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:01,160
Is that all ?
360
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:07,823
Jan didn't come back for
her car last night.
361
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,062
What ?!
362
00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:13,772
Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn
has finally found his Catherine Zeta ?
363
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,903
Oh, I don't know...
364
00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:18,703
Oh, my God !
365
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,842
- This is Jan's cell.
- No way.
366
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,092
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
367
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,341
I know we have to register,
368
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,421
as a consensual sexual
relationship with HR.
369
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:32,560
My question, do I do it as the man,
370
00:18:32,665 --> 00:18:35,050
does she do it as my superior ? I
371
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,522
I don't know. That leads to other issues
that we may have, in our relationship.
372
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,181
It's...Excuse me
373
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:46,173
Hello? Hi, just talking about you.
374
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:48,571
The camera.
375
00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:51,450
No.How's traffic ?
376
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:53,952
I miss you, what ?
377
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,371
Okay.
378
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,402
Well.
379
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,110
if it was a mistake, it was
a wonderful mistake.
380
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:07,273
No, just...
381
00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:12,032
No, I did not intentionally
get you drunk.
382
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:18,803
No, no. This is just a fight.
383
00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,961
This is just a first fight of
many fights we're gonna have.
384
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:24,743
Right.
385
00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:26,101
No.
386
00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:29,043
You, I don't understand.
You wanna see other people.
387
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,952
Only other people.
388
00:19:32,197 --> 00:19:35,691
I think you're still a little bit drunk.
Excuse me, Excuse me ?
389
00:19:37,558 --> 00:19:39,192
I think you're stil- yes.
390
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,142
Why don't you just come back here?
391
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,491
We can go to the hotel.
Have a few drinks.
392
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:45,742
No, I didn't slip you something !
393
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,941
Some might even say we
had our first date last night.
394
00:19:49,465 --> 00:19:50,983
- Oh really?
- Really.
395
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,342
- Why might some say that ?
- 'Cause there was dinner, by candelight
396
00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:58,412
Dinner and a show, if you
include Michael's movie.
397
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:02,620
And there was dancing and fireworks.
398
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,130
- Pretty good date..
- We didn't dance
399
00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:08,583
You're right, we didn't dance.
It was more like...
400
00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:10,410
swaying.
401
00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:14,002
- But, still romantic.
- Swaying isn't dancing.
402
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:20,262
At least I didn't leave you at a
high school hockey game.
403
00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:28,323
I have some faxes to get out.
404
00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,732
Oh, come on. Pam, I'm...
405
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,602
Okay, we didn't dance.
406
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:36,743
And I was totally joking, anyway.
407
00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:41,162
it's not really a date if the
girl goes home to her fiancé.
408
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,510
Right ?