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And it is another beautiful day,

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In Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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Oh my God !

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Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

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We have a serious problem here.

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Alright everybody. Lock the doors.
Turn off the lights.

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Pretend you're not here.

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Are we in danger ?

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There's no time to think about it. This is real.

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Just shh, everybody.

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Michael, should I call the...

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What ?

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The I.T. tech guy and me, did not
get off to a great start.

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Synchro : Occeane
Transcript : Nikki

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Yeah I tried to install it myself.

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But, you guys have these things
so password-protected.

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That just means you have
to enter your password.

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What's your password, Michael ?

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It's...

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- 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Yes.

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Michael !

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- Sorry.
- Please don't do that.

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Okay, I'm sorry. What is going
on in there ?

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Why is he here ?

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What are you doing?

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I can't tell you.

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- You have to tell me.
- I don't have to tell you anything.

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Look, Michael.

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I know you don't want
to have to think about this.

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But if something were to happen to you,

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God forbid, then I would need
to know in order to take over.

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Dwight, nothing is going
to happen to me, okay ?

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I'm in the best shape of my life.

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Look at this.

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Yeah, but that doesn't matter,
you could get a brain aneurysm.

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- I'm not going to get a br-
- Or get hit by a car.

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- Stop.
- Or a bus or a train.

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You could get poisoned.
Fall down a well.

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- Step on a mine. Choke.
- Okay,

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If I step on a mine in
Scranton, Pennsylvania,

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and die, you can have my job, okay ?

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Why don't you just go away ?

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There are certain things a boss
does not share with his employees.

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His salary.

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That would depress them.

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His bed.

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It...

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And I am not going to tell them
that I'll be reading their e-mails.

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- So how do you search ?
- By keyword phrase.

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Try profits.

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No, try Michael Scott.

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Michael, boss, and funny.

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Oh my God !

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E-mail from Stanley.

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Stanley, terribly nice guy.

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"Sorry I didn't write back sooner."

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"I can't go to the game tonight
because my boss, Michael is an ass"

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"And making me stay late."

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Well, Stanley's an ass.

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Not one of our harder workers.

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Hey, what's the deal Michael ?

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Why are you spying on our computers ?

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Oh, no. Everybody, Oscar's gone crazy.

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What other ghost stories
have you got for us ?

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That I'm a robot ?

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I will destroy, everything in my path.

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Actually, we just...

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- Okay.

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- Oil can. Oil can.

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Tin man.

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Actually we just got a memo from I.T,

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saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.

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Oh, what ?
No, that defeats the whole purpose.

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So it's true ?
You have access to our e-mails ?

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You know what the problem is ?

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I think I do.

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The problem is that when people
hear the term "Big Brother",

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They immediately think
it's scary or bad.

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But I don't, I think,
"Wow. I love my Big Brother".

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I gotta erase a lot of stuff.

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A LOT, of stuff.

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Oh, hey. Just so you know.
If you have any sensitive e-mails,

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they need to be deleted immediately.

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- I know.
- Good.

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Hey.

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Something just happened.

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Dwight just told Angela that she has
to delete all of her sensitive e-mails.

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- Immediately !
-  What ?

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I know.

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- Do you they're like...
- No.

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Right, no.

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Maybe.

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It's like squishing a
spider under a book.

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It's gonna be really gross.

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But I have to look and make
sure that it's really dead.

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So...

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If you guys see anything.

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Hey, Dwight ?

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My friend is kind of into these
two girls that he works with.

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Nice.

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One is tall and brunette.

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And the other is short and blond.

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And perky and kind of judgmental.

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Who do you think he should choose ?

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Does he have access to
their medical records ?

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I think on of the greatest things
about modern America,

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is the computerization
of medical records.

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As a volunteer sheriff,

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I can look up anyone's psychiatric
records or surgical histories.

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Yeast infections.

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There are a huge number of
yeast infections in this county.

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Probably,

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because we're down river,
from that old bread factory.

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Meredith has an E-vite, from Jim.

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"Barbecue at Jim's tonight."

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Tonight ?

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Wonder where my e-vitation is ?

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Click on guest list.

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Angela, Stanley, Oscar...

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Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed.

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Must be...

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No.

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Hey, Angela. How's it going ?

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It's okay.

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Listen, are you bringing anyone
to Jim's party tonight ?

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No. Are we supposed to ?

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No. I mean, I don't know.
I don't think so.

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Excuse me.

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There's always a distance between
a boss and the employees.

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It is just nature's rule.

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It's intimidation, mostly.

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It's the awareness that they are not me.

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I do think that I am very...

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approachable as one of the guys.

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But maybe I need to be even approachabler.

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- That's pretty.
- Yeah.

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Are you going to eat with us ?

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Of course. Hanging with my crew.

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Crew that I am one of.

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Hanging with my Cup of Noodles.

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This is a meal in a cup, right here.

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Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college.

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Lived on this stuff.
Brain food.

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You know what I really,
really miss about college ?

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The parties.

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Everybody'd go, the athletes,
the nerds, the professors.

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The professors would go to the parties ?

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Yeah. They were the most fun.

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We always invited them.

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It's true. I'm having a party.

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I've got tree cases of imported beer.

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Karaoke machine

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And I didn't invite Michael.

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So, three ingredients for a great party.

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And it's nothing personal,
I just think that if he were there,

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people wouldn't be able to
relax and you know, have fun.

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And my roommate wants to meet everybody.

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Because, I'm pretty sure he
thinks I'm making Dwight up.

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He is very real.

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What ?

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Oh! Yes! Thank you.

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Question.

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On the internet, there are
several different options,

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to get to your house
for the party tonight.

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No, no, no. Keep that down.

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Why ?

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Because not everybody
knows about the party.

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Like who ?
Who doesn't know ?

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Michael.

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Why just Michael ?

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Because it's a surprise.

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Is it ?

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Oh, that's perfect.

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So don't tell.

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- I won't.
- Okay.

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So, Dwight thinks that tonight
is a surprise party for Michael.

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- Really ? That's great.
- I know.

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Maybe we can get him
to hide and wait somewhere.

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Oh man.

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Oh, you know what ? Speaking of which,
I was just trying to get a handle on,

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You know, the numbers
for food and stuff.

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So do you think Roy's gonna come or...

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Oh, no, he can't make it.

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Oh, okay. Cool.

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- Hey there.
- Hey.

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Almost quitting time.

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Yup. It's, 4:00.

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One more hour to take care
of anything you forgot to do.

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Hey, you know, I don't know
if you have any plans tonight.

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But if you don't, we could hang out.

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- I can't.
- You have plans ?

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- Yeah, I do.
- Yeah, I do too, I do too.

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- You do?
- Big plans. I do yeah.

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Because you just...

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- You wanted to hang out.
- Tonight, no I can't do it tonight.

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Improv class. I have improv class.
Hanging out with...

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- Really ?
- My improve buds.Yeah.

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Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.

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Oh, it's the best. It's the best.

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I would not miss it for the world.

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But if something else came up,
I would definitely not go.

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Improv sounds great.

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It is.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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What ?

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I think Stanley just coughed.

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Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk
you to your vehicular transport ?

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- No thanks.
- Alright.

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- Oscar, you have big plans tonight...
- I'm on a call.

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Okay.

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Kevin. Big man, big man !

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What are you doing tonight ? 
Where you off to ?

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My brother is in town.

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and we are going to see the 
Alaska Film Festival...

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- ...at the Si...
- Okay, alright.

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Hey, Angela. Rushy, rushy. 
Where you rushing off to ?

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- I'm just leaving for the day.
-  Yeah. Where are you headed ?

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Charity. Bake Drive.

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- Liar ! You are a liar.
- No, I'm not !

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Dwight. Oh, Dwight, my loyal compadre.

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You and I are hanging tonight.

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The two of us. We are celebrating, 
our freedom and our manhood.

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You know what ? Why don't we watch that
 show you've been wanting to watch?

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That stupid Battleship Galaxy.

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Battlestar Galactica ?

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That's, whatever stupid show you
want to watch, we're watching it.

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Unfortunately I've got plans.
I have to go to practice.

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Soccer practice.

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I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.

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Clarinet.

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You too, Dwight ?

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Have fun tonight.

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Whatever it is that you're doing. 
And I'll see you Monday.

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He has no idea.

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Quick announcement everybody, 
if I can get everybody's attention.

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We do have wine in the kitchen.

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And there is, ah, beer 
available on the porch.

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nd despite what you might think,
it's not all for Meredith and Kelly.

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- So please enjoy.
- Jim !

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You really think this is a good idea ?

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A hide-a-key rock?

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Hey, you must be Dwight.

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- You don't work with us.
- That's because Mark's my roommate.

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Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.

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Jim, come here.

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When is the guest of honor coming ?

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- Later-ish.
- He's going to love it !

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Great.

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I just wanted to let you guys know that
 we will be taking the tour like I promised

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Hey ! Just in time.

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Do you want to go on a group tour ?
We were just about to leave.

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Definitely.

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Well, the group tour 
is now leaving then.

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Ladies and gentlemen !

258
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Just a few things that we're going
to be pointing out to you today.

259
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You will be able to see both bedrooms.

260
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If we're lucky, maybe get a chance
to peek into the bathroom.

261
00:13:04,565 --> 00:13:08,116
Who knows ? I have to remind you also
that flash photography is prohibited.

262
00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:11,273
And as much as you can, please refrain from touching things.

263
00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:12,806
I know you might want to.

264
00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,159
Hey, is Katy coming ?

265
00:13:14,432 --> 00:13:15,996
Actually, I haven't talked
to her in a while.

266
00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:18,265
Is it cool if I call her?

267
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,361
We'll talk about that later.

268
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,189
Okay, let's get right into it. 
I need two people for the first scene.

269
00:13:24,378 --> 00:13:25,646
Mr. Kotter.

270
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,374
Mr. Kot-ter !

271
00:13:27,543 --> 00:13:29,498
Okay, Michael. And...

272
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:33,813
Anybody ? How about Marybeth ?

273
00:13:34,485 --> 00:13:36,050
- Okay.
- Come on.

274
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,019
- Okay, so you start us off, Marybeth.
-Alright, great.

275
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Detective Michael Scarn,
I'm with the F.B.I.

276
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Think about this.

277
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What is the most exciting thing that can 
happen on TV or in movies or in real life?

278
00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:55,137
Somebody has a gun.

279
00:13:56,091 --> 00:13:59,545
That's why I always start with a gun,
because you can't top it.

280
00:13:59,823 --> 00:14:01,027
You just can't.

281
00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:02,932
I'm supposed to meet my doctor here.

282
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,560
Have you seen him ?
He's a very angry midget.

283
00:14:05,697 --> 00:14:08,197
Boom ! Freeze ! Michael Scoon, F.B.I.

284
00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:09,542
You know what you did

285
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,701
Yeah, you thought you could get away
with your little ruse didn't you?

286
00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:17,263
Didn't you ? Well, you didn't.

287
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,731
Because I know where you hid the diamonds.

288
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,980
I've been on to you and 
your little friends for weeks.

289
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,747
I'm not even in the scene.

290
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,339
Stop, stop ! Stop.

291
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:30,667
- Okay, you shot me. Great. Stop.
-  Why...

292
00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:33,042
You can't just shoot 
everyone in the scene.

293
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,326
if you hadn't stopped the scene, 
you would've seen where it was going.

294
00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:36,765
Okay. What about the scene the set up ?

295
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,296
No, it wasn't.

296
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:42,124
No more guns. No. No. Michael.

297
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,373
I want you to give me all
the guns you have.

298
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,780
Just get rid of all your 
guns and give them to me.

299
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,215
Great.

300
00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:52,027
Okay.

301
00:14:57,945 --> 00:14:59,244
Jim's bedroom.

302
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:06,464
See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.

303
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:08,963
Cool. This is your desk.

304
00:15:09,022 --> 00:15:11,338
- This is my desk.
- Your home office ?

305
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:13,622
Home office. This is it.

306
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,016
Yeah. You have to sit down 
so I can get the full effect.

307
00:15:16,152 --> 00:15:18,484
Okay. Sure, will do.

308
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,825
Okay, wait. So that would make me...

309
00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:25,872
Like right here.

310
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:26,776
Yeah.

311
00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:28,587
Yep, that feels about right.

312
00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:30,495
And then Dwight would be like...

313
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:32,510
You know what ? 
Let's just leave that image out of it.

314
00:15:32,553 --> 00:15:34,039
Because this is a happy place.

315
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,135
Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.

316
00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:41,338
- Yearbook.
- Yeah, you don't have to.

317
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:44,842
Alright, yes, that's not 
gonna be awkward at all.

318
00:15:49,712 --> 00:15:50,369
Oh, yeah.

319
00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:52,575
You were so dorky !

320
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,796
Thank you.

321
00:16:01,747 --> 00:16:03,218
- Freeze !
-  I'm in.

322
00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:04,477
You want to go over the
rules one more time ?

323
00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:06,210
No, no, no.

324
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:12,077
I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.

325
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,856
I promise it's worth it.

326
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,274
Oh, I can see you walking out of here.

327
00:16:19,321 --> 00:16:21,214
And you're thrilled with your reading.

328
00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:25,344
What are you...

329
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,622
- Michael, what did you tell him ?
- Nothing.

330
00:16:34,888 --> 00:16:37,172
Then why are his hands up ? Bill ?

331
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,966
He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.

332
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,776
Okay, let's call it a day.

333
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,242
That was good.

334
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,043
Good work, everybody.

335
00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:51,804
Angela, burger, dog ?

336
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:53,322
Having fun?

337
00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:55,559
I got sap on me.

338
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,718
Chicken, hot dog, burger.

339
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,730
I'm a vegetarian.

340
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:03,233
There's soda inside.

341
00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:05,604
I didn't think the premium laser color 
copy batch would sell as well as it did,

342
00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:06,961
would sell as well as it did.

343
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,370
It surprised us all. 
I'll tell you why, because.

344
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,014
I'm sorry, guys, can we 
please not talk about paper ?

345
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,498
There's gotta be something
else that we can talk about.

346
00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:25,669
I think it's alright. I mean,
Jesus drank wine.

347
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,124
Hey, Phyllis. Come here for a second.

348
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:33,965
Sure.

349
00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:38,482
Have you heard anything about any
secret office romances or...

350
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,716
You tell me.

351
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,716
Well, you do mean you and Jim, right ?

352
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,322
Oh, God. I am so sorry.

353
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,208
I mean, I thought, you guys 
hang out all the time.

354
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:53,463
And you're talking all the time. 
I'm sorry, it's like...

355
00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,821
It's okay. It's okay.

356
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:01,872
Not so fast, fire guy.

357
00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:05,361
How do we get to Bernie's
Tavern from here ?

358
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:06,956
So, Bernie's, huh?

359
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:06,956
- Don't worry, we're all going to carpool.
- So, Bernie's ?

360
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,630
We're all going to Bernie's ?

361
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:11,415
Sorry. We're not going as a group.

362
00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:13,570
It's just a private friend 
who happens to know

363
00:18:13,645 --> 00:18:16,242
all of us from different ways is 
throwing a private birthday thing.

364
00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:17,020
Right, right, right.

365
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,962
Well, guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's
 with you but I have an office party.

366
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,445
Big office party I need to go to. 
So, can't get out of it.

367
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:23,681
- Good job.
- Hey, see you later.

368
00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,649
Nice job Bill.

369
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,865
Not.

370
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:38,525
hey, how's your new 
side project going ?

371
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:41,028
- Oh, yeah, I gave that up
- Really ?

372
00:18:41,216 --> 00:18:44,361
Yeah. It turns out I was, 
just grasping at straws.

373
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,189
Just becase two people are hanging out,

374
00:18:47,263 --> 00:18:49,485
it doesn't mean that they're together.

375
00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,640
You know ? 
Like people can just be friends.

376
00:18:52,528 --> 00:18:54,280
And I think that it was really unfair of us,

377
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:56,110
to assume that there was
anything else going on.

378
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:04,191
<i>"Just turn around now, 
'cause you're not welcome anymore."</i>

379
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,662
<i>"And I- and I've got all my l..."</i>

380
00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:08,207
<i>SURPRISE ! </i>

381
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,489
- Everybody.
- Dwight.

382
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,727
Who opened the morgue for this thing ?

383
00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:16,502
I was just driving by. 
Thought I'd drop in.

384
00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:19,381
Here's some wine. I would love a 
glass if you're gonna open it.

385
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:21,415
Hello temp. Take my jacket.

386
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,947
Oh, come on. That guy ?

387
00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:29,320
He is a good guy. Not a terrorist.

388
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:31,287
Karaoke. I love it.

389
00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:34,491
I am a karaoke fiend !

390
00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:37,315
I call dibs, I've got next. 
I've got next up.

391
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:41,054
Come on. 
Let's, Let's get this party started !

392
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,289
Okay. Where's that wine ?

393
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,603
Okay, this is a duet, so, somebody else ?

394
00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:52,182
Pam, you want to...
Come up and sing this one.

395
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:55,487
Need somebody else. 
Takers, please.

396
00:19:55,753 --> 00:20:00,055
<i>"Baby when I met you there
was peace unknown"</i>

397
00:20:00,176 --> 00:20:00,986
Kelly ?

398
00:20:01,127 --> 00:20:04,612
<i>"I tried to get you with a fine tooth comb"</i>

399
00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:10,538
"<i>I was soft inside, there was
something going on</i>"

400
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,772
This is the part that goes to the, girl.

401
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:19,205
<i>"You do something to 
me that I can't explain."</i>

402
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,172
Talk ! Just talk !

403
00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:05,404
- I am...
- Shut up !

404
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:06,139
Funny story.

405
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,392
They way I got into improv was,

406
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,863
I got into improv,

407
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,295
The story about me getting into improv was, 

408
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,894
that I was walking down the street,
that I waw walking down the street.

409
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,255
And the guy says : 

410
00:21:17,302 --> 00:21:19,766
"Hey, you're funny, you're the 
funniest guy I've ever seen. "

411
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:23,130
"Or my name is not Dale Earnhardt."

412
00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:26,005
And that was an improv.

413
00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:30,497
The real way was that I found a flyer.