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Go, in the door..
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Push !
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Push !
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No no no! Turn it around.
Turn it around, you're breaking.
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Shove it, breaking !
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You shove it! Shove it back !
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Here we go.
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Don't break the branches, Dwight.
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Ah, I got a splinter.
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Well, suck it up, we all have problems.
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Hey everybody.
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Look what we have !
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Nice, huh ?
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- I've got it leveraged. Push !
- One three.
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- Straight up.
- Ready, one, two, three.
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Merry Christmas !
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Episode 210- Season 2
CHRISTMAS PARTY
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Catch 22 team :
El uploador, Keyshawn, Occeane, Unfold
Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com
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Did it work ?
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Well, sort of.
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Why did you get it so big ?
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'A', that's what she said.
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And 'B',
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I wanted it to be impressive.
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he biggest day of the year deserves
the biggest tree of the year.
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But what are we going to do
with this hacked off part ?
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Well, that is a perfectly
good mini tree Kevin.
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And we are going to
sell that to charity.
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That's what Christmas is all about.
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So this year,
for the first time ever...
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I got Pam in Secret Santa.
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And I got her this, teapot.
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Which I know she really wants.
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So she can make tea at her desk.
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but I'm also gonna stuff
it with some inside jokes.
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Like...
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This is my high school yearbook photo.
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She saw it at the party,
and it really makes her laugh.
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I'm not sure why.
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What else?
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This is hot sauce packet.
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She put this on a hot dog
a couple of years ago.
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Because she thought it was ketchup
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And, it was really funny.
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So I kept the other two.
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This would take a little
too long to explain.
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So I won't.
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And this is a card.
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Because Christmas is the time
to tell people how you feel.
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Is there anything we're missing ?
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Phyllis, you got the lights ?
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Yes, I got those cute little ones.
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Do you think I should have
gotten the big ones ?
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We'll see.
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Angela, drafted me into the
party planning committee.
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Her memo said that we need to
prepare for every possible disaster.
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Which to me seems...excessive.
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Merry Christmas !
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Pimp !
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I'm kidding.
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What do we got ? What do we got ?
How many plates are we getting ?
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Fifty.
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Double it. Double everything.
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Double ice cream.
Double napkins. Double it.
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On me.
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It was a tough year
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I had to fire somebody this year.
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This party has to really rock.
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Check it out.
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Christmas bonus.
Three-thousand G's.
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I got this for helping save
the company money
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So I guess some good came
out of firing Devin after all.
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Maybe I should call him, tell him that.
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I want people to cut loose.
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I want people...making out in closets.
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I want, I want people hanging from
the ceilings, lampshades on the heads
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I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party.
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And also, I want you to know,
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and spread the word, that
I will have my digital camera.
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And I will be taking
pictures all along the way.
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And the best and craziest
thing that happens,
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will be on the cover of the newsletter.
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Incentive.
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You do realize that we can't
serve liquor at the party.
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Yeah, I know. Dammit.
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Stupid corporate wet blankets.
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Like booze ever killed anybody.
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One, two, three.
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You guys should use a hand truck.
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Do we have one ?
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No.
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Will you help me ?
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No. No way.
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It- no.
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Come on, Mike. Let me borrow the hat.
For just a couple of hours.
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- You wanna be Santa ?
- Yeah.
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Have you ever seen Santa ?
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Yeah, I've SEEN Santa. Who cares ?
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Okay, well, I'm sorry.
It just doesn't work.
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Michael !
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I would like to be the elf.
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That makes sense, because
he has elfish features.
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Okay, everyone, listen up !
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It is time, to get your presents.
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Wrap them, and place them under the tree.
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Like so.
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If you do not get your present wrapped,
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and under the tree within
the next five minutes,
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you will be disqualified
from Secret Santa.
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All right ? No exceptions.
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Except Michael.
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I got Angela.
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She's into these posters of babies...
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dressed as adults.
I got her one of those.
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I felt kind of weird buying that.
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I got Creed.
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And to tell you the truth,
I don't know anything about Creed.
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know his name's Creed.
I know he works right over there.
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I think he's Irish and I...
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I got him this, uh, shamrock keychain.
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I got myself for Secret Santa.
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I was suppose to tell
somebody, but I didn't.
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You get something good this year
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I think I did a pretty good job.
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Who'd you have ?
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I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret.
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think I got something
pretty nice for my guy.
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- Yeah ?
- Spent a lot of dough. A lot of dough.
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Wow.
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Well, there, there's
a $20 limit, right ? So.
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Yeah, I wanted this party
to be really special.
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So I sorta went above and beyond.
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hat's great, well, don't
tell me who it is, 'cause...
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It was Ryan ! Yep.
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I have Ryan.
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Gather 'round.
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Secret Santa, let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
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Stanley, no. I'm gonna handle the cord.
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Kay ? Safety reasons.
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I know how to plug something in.
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I wanna do it.
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All right !
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Let's count it down.
Like Rockefeller Center.
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Ready ?
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Yeah !
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Not great.
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Sorry, everybody.
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I think the tree looks nice.
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- I could get some flares from my car.
- No, no
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Shake it off, everybody.
Just, let's do Secret Santa.
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Presents are the best way to show
someone how much you care.
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It is like this tangible thing
that you can point to and say:
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"Hey, man, I love you this
many dollars worth."
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First present, Oscar.
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A shower radio, neat.
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Oh, great. That was from me.
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hanks, Kelly. You know, I was
gonna get one of these.
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Okay, that's enough.
Let's keep it moving on. Jim.
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Ah, cool.
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That's from me.
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Great.
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Where'd you get it ?
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I don't know, it was so long ago.
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He obviously forgot to get me something.
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And then he went into his closet
and dug out this little number.
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And then threw it in a bag.
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Yep, that's exactly what happened.
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Pam.
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Oh, my God !
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Thank you very much, Santa.
Whoever you are.
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- It's awesome.
- There's a little more to it.
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All right, next. Ryan.
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Don't !
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A video iPod.
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omebody really got carried away
with the spirit of Christmas.
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It was me. I got carried
away with the spirit.
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Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift?
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This is 400 bucks.
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- You don't know that.
- Yeah, you left the price tag on.
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I did, what ? Oh, shoot. Wow,
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Well, who cares?
It doesn't matter what I spent.
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What matters is that
Christmas is fun, right ?
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Michael.
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For me ?
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What is in here ?
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- Come on.
- I-I knitted it for you.
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An oven mitt ?
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Okay.
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So Phyllis is basically saying :
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"Hey Michael, I know you did
a lot to help the office this year."
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"But I only care about you...
a homemade oven mitt's worth."
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I gave Ryan an iPod.
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Should we just keep
opening up the presents ?
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We don't do anything until Michael
gives us further instructions.
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I got it !
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We are going to turn Secret
Santa into Yankee Swap !
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What is, Yankee Swap ?
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One person chooses a gift.
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The next person can
either choose a gift.
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Or steal that person's gift.
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If your gift gets stolen, then you
can steal someone else's gift
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Or choose a new gift.
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I thought that was
called nasty Christmas.
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Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
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Well, I call it fun !
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Why are we doing this ?
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Because it's better.
Because it's more special.
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- I sounds mean.
- Shut...
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No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.
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Michael should have asked the
party planning committee first.
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He's not supposed to just spring
things on us out of nowhere.
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Okay, Meredith is up first.
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Here's the deal.
You can either pick a new gift,
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OR, you can steal somebody
else's gift they've already gotten.
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Like the oven mitt.
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I'll take the teapot.
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Oh, shouldn't we...
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I bought that specifically for Pam.
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Yaaankee Swap.
That's what makes it fun.
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- Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
- I'll take the iPod.
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And I have to give it to her ?
I don't have a choice ?
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Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt,
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the old shirt, the shower
radio or pick a new gift.
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- That was meant for Kelly.
- Yeah, I figured.
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I think this is going great.
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- Yikes.
- Well, it's for Angela, so...
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That's like the creepiest
thing that I've ever seen.
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Angela, you're up.
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I'll take the poster.
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Some people like these.
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I will steal the iPod.
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Everyone wants the iPod.
It's a huge hit.
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It is almost a Christmas miracle.
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Ah, well, Oscar, you little gourmand.
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You have the next turn.
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I'll take the teapot.
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Dammit.
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Okay, moving along,
Meredith, let's go.
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I really want the iPod.
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It's already been stolen this round.
Pick something else.
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I hope nobody takes this baby,
'cause this is great.
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Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship.
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Somebody really put a lot of
work into that. It's beautiful.
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I'll take the oven mitt.
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See, I wanted somebody to take it.
Boom.
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Reverse psychology.
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Reverse psychology is an awesome tool.
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I don't know if you guys know about it.
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But, basically you make someone think
the opposite of what you believe.
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And that tricks them into
doing something stupid.
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Works like a charm.
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In addition to these paint
ball pellets your gift includes,
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two paintball lessons
with Dwight Schrute.
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You and me, Michael. Yes !
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00:12:35,941 --> 00:12:38,133
Who wants to take
paintball lessons ?
260
00:12:38,219 --> 00:12:40,194
How is that better than an iPod ?
261
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,793
I never said it was better than an iPod.
262
00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:48,543
Michael keeps bragging about his iPod.
But, you know what ?
263
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,001
Two paintball lessons with
someone as experienced
264
00:12:51,109 --> 00:12:53,778
as I am is worth easily like two grand.
265
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:56,154
Take that Saddam.
266
00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:57,988
Last gift, Kevin.
267
00:12:58,096 --> 00:13:00,288
I want the footbath.
268
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,764
That's the thing I bought myself.
269
00:13:04,937 --> 00:13:07,975
I'm really psyched to use it.
270
00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:12,538
Maybe I should have taken the iPod.
271
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:16,378
Shoot.
272
00:13:16,471 --> 00:13:18,988
Pam, steal something
or pick the final gift.
273
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,158
I want the iPod.
274
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,941
- Dammit.
- Sure you don't want the teapot ?
275
00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:26,398
I mean, it's an iPod.
276
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:27,483
- Right.
- Sorry.
277
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,312
No, no, definitely.
278
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,955
Okay, well, I guess I will take,
that book of short stories.
279
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,633
Yes! There you go.
I want the teapot.
280
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,673
Gracias.
281
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:41,198
You gotta be kidding me.
282
00:13:41,306 --> 00:13:45,624
Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets..
283
00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:49,498
Christmas.
284
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:52,492
What is she so upset about ?
285
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,359
Maybe because you hated
her present so much.
286
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:56,594
I think Yankee Swap was a big hit.
287
00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,308
I think it was a success.
288
00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:00,722
And I'm the one who ended up with
Dwight's stupid paint ball pellets.
289
00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,259
Yeah, but Michael, the point is that
we all bought gifts for specific people.
290
00:14:04,438 --> 00:14:07,178
And you should have just bought
a $20 gift like everyone else.
291
00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:10,758
Well, I didn't! I got a big bonus
because I fired Devin,
292
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,671
And I used the money to buy
something awesome. Sue me !
293
00:14:15,765 --> 00:14:17,567
You got a bonus check ?
294
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,064
How much ?
295
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:23,784
It wasn't...It wasn't that much.
It was 3,000.
296
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,350
All right, I'm done now.
297
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:33,326
Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for these people.
298
00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:34,259
And they freak out.
299
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:37,954
Well, happy birthday, Jesus.
Sorry your party's so lame.
300
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,216
That comes to 166.41.
301
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:44,784
All right, now you're the expert.
302
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:47,670
Is this enough to get
20 people plastered ?
303
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,022
Fifteen bottles of vodka?
304
00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:55,064
-Yeah, that should do it.
- Cool, cool. Box it up.
305
00:14:56,912 --> 00:15:01,578
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
306
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:05,055
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
307
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,120
I bought this teapot for Pam,
and I know she really wants it.
308
00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:10,041
- So can I trade you for it ?
- No trades.
309
00:15:10,155 --> 00:15:12,932
Come on. It's a shamrock keychain.
Good luck.
310
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,232
A real man makes his own luck.
311
00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:16,968
Billy Zane, "Titanic".
312
00:15:16,974 --> 00:15:18,732
Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight.
313
00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:22,339
Can I buy it from you ?
- No, I want it. I'm going to use it.
314
00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:24,043
- You don't even drink tea.
- True.
315
00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:25,627
But I get sinus infections.
316
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:29,446
And sinus infections can be cured by
making a tea, from green tea leaf stems.
317
00:15:29,516 --> 00:15:33,574
And pouring it directly
into your nose like so.
318
00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:39,211
To think that my gift to
Pam will be used for that...
319
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:42,249
It's a little too much to handle.
320
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:44,034
- This is awesome.
- I know,
321
00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:46,279
It's totally going to change
the way I workout.
322
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,753
Yeah, and I was going to get
you one of these for Christmas.
323
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,037
Now I don't have to.
I'm gonna save a ton of money.
324
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,323
So what are you going
to get me instead ?
325
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:55,838
I don't know.
Probably like a sweater or something.
326
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:02,647
Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
327
00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,581
What is that ?
328
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:09,618
This is Christmas spirit.
As in spirits. Booze.
329
00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:11,473
We can drink ?
330
00:16:11,516 --> 00:16:13,513
We're really not supposed
to serve alcohol.
331
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:16,795
Zip it! Toby.
Just, I mean, it's a party, come on.
332
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:20,593
If I can't throw a good party for
my employees, then I am a terrible boss.
333
00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,092
- Who wants a drink ?
- Me, please.
334
00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:26,376
Here we go !
335
00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:29,028
The deal is that this is my last hurrah.
336
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,978
Cause I made a New Year's resolution
that I'm not going to drink anymore.
337
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,007
During the week.
338
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:36,813
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.
339
00:16:36,992 --> 00:16:39,618
Does everyone know
my boyfriend, Bob Vance ?
340
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,851
- Kevin Malone.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
341
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,656
- Stanley Hudson.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
342
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,612
- Ryan Howard.
- Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.
343
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,052
What line of work you in, Bob ?
344
00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:55,611
I got, I lost Culpepper
at TO, it was over, man.
345
00:16:56,093 --> 00:17:00,499
Oh yeah, I need McNabb and Deon Branch
to have big games or else I'm done.
346
00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:03,764
It's possible. I can't believe you
traded Sean Alexander, man.
347
00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:06,417
- I had to I need a defense.
- Come on! Sean Alexander ?
348
00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:08,701
- He's the best back in the league !
- Defense.
349
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,527
- Oh, no, it's-that's not worth it.
- It is worth it.
350
00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:13,546
- Never.
- Are you kidding ? You wait.
351
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:18,086
Anybody making out in here ?
Not yet, give it time
352
00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:20,354
Oh hey, Ebenezer. Boink.
353
00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:22,638
Okay, how's it going in here ?
354
00:17:22,703 --> 00:17:24,808
We're running low on cups.
Do you want me to just run out and
355
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,920
- Yeah, there should be some
- No, no, no.
356
00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:27,678
We'll find some, don't leave the party.
357
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:29,961
One, two, three !
358
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:37,437
Kudos to Ryan, king
of the party committee !
359
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:40,307
Oh, no, I REALLY did not do anything.
360
00:17:40,399 --> 00:17:42,634
No false modesty, my friend.
361
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,003
You know, you don't have
to answer calls during a party.
362
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:51,374
- Just thought you should know.
- No.
363
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:53,869
I was just, checking out my present.
364
00:17:57,591 --> 00:17:59,197
I traded with Dwight.
365
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:04,112
I figured, you know, you went to a lot
of trouble and that means a lot.
366
00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:09,244
And also Roy got me an iPod or,
367
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:12,824
was going to get me an iPod, so...
368
00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:18,748
Well, either way. This is an amazing
gift because it comes with bonus gifts.
369
00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:21,753
Look inside.
370
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,654
Oh my God !
371
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,873
The yearbook picture !
372
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,564
Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
373
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,070
Oh, my God.
374
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:38,055
This is incredible.
375
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:39,249
Is this the Boggle timer ?
376
00:18:39,314 --> 00:18:42,167
I didn't think you were going
to get that one. I really didn't know.
377
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:45,542
This is so awesome.
378
00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,683
Not bad- and if it couldn't go to Ryan,
you are the guy I'd want it to go to.
379
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:50,424
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
380
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,905
Merry Christmas asswipe.
381
00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:55,008
No way! Oh, you're kidding me.
Packer !
382
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,848
Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen !
383
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,023
What's up, my nerds ?
384
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:03,981
- Check it out.
- Oh no, no.
385
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,348
Oh, look at that !
386
00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:07,258
Icing on the cake !
387
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,591
Pac man need a drinky.
388
00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:11,961
Let's fix you up.
Who wants to fix up- Toby?
389
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,602
Toby's gonna fix you up.
390
00:19:13,659 --> 00:19:15,374
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
391
00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:21,092
Darryl !
392
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:23,196
Here you go. You earned it.
393
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,840
- That's okay Mike.
- No no no no no
394
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,983
I really want you to have it.
395
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:29,137
All right, thanks, man.
396
00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:31,507
Hey, Merry Christmas.
397
00:19:33,178 --> 00:19:35,001
Whose butt is that ?
398
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:36,243
Mine.
399
00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:38,614
How did I not guess that ?
400
00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,502
Lampshade on the head !
401
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:43,128
It's happening !
402
00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:44,918
Ho, no !
403
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,542
Hey.
404
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,739
Hello there.
405
00:19:58,003 --> 00:20:00,867
- What are you doing ?
- I don't know.
406
00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:04,583
You shouldn't do things like that.
The man is supposed to do that.
407
00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:19,790
Thanks for the party Michael.
408
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,025
Listen up, we're going
to Poor Richard's.
409
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:23,565
- Who's in?
- I'm in.
410
00:20:23,674 --> 00:20:25,193
- Yes !
- Michael ?
411
00:20:26,348 --> 00:20:28,019
Poor Richard's ?
412
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,717
Yeah, that sounds good.
413
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,001
Christmas is awesome.
414
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,591
First of all...
415
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,891
You get to spend time
with people you love.
416
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,177
Secondly...
417
00:20:37,263 --> 00:20:39,482
You can get drunk and
no one can say anything.
418
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:43,258
Third, you give presents.
What's better than giving presents?
419
00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,347
And fourth, getting presents.
420
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,587
So four things.
Not bad for one day.
421
00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:50,630
It's really the greatest day of all time.
422
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,996
Hey Meredith, heading
over to Poor Richard's ?
423
00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:56,961
Yep.
424
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,464
Cool, cool, cool.
425
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,743
You need a ride ?
426
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:12,086
All right, let's head out.
427
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:15,130
Sounds good, do you have a coat ?
428
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,705
- Yeah.
- Oooh-kay.