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- Hey.
- Hello.

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- Jim !
- What's up buddy ?

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This is not funny.
Why is my stuff in here ?

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Wow, that's weird.

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Ooh, dollar for a stapler,
that's pretty good.

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Yeah, well, I'm not paying
for my own stuff, okay ?

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I know you did this 'cause you're
friends with the vending machine guy.

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- Who, Steve ?
- Yeah, Steve.

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What do I want ?
What do I want ?

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It's a pencil cup.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's my pencil cup.

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Um, I don't think so,
I just bought it.

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Uh, I think so, and you're
going to hand it over to me.

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I love these.

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Okay, fine.

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My wallet ?

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Um, oh, there it is. J1.

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I don't have any...

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Here you know what,
you can have some nickels.

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5, 10.

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15, 20, 25...

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Saison 2 - Episode 11
Booze Cruise

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Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation : El Uploador

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Hello everyone.

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Morning Michael.

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Where are we going
this afternoon ?

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Last week, Michael sent out
this mysterious memo.

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"It's time for our first quarter
camaraderie event."

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"So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush."

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"Rubber-soled shoes..."

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"...and a ski mask."

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A ski mask and a swimsuit ?

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So that he can have us rob a bank,

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and then escape through the sewers.

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And brush our teeth.

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Yeah ?

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- Michael...
- Stanley...bo banley.

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- I need to know-
-  Banana fana fo fanley.

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- What we're doing.
- Me mi mo manley.

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- You said bring a toothbrush.
- Stanley.

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Is this an overnight ?

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Maybe. The suspense is just
so exciting, isn't it ?

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Should my wife tell her boss
she's not coming in tomorrow ?

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- Maybe, I don't know.
- Not maybe, yes or no.

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Well, no, but...

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okay, don't spoil it for everybody.
All right ? But, we...

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are going on a booze cruise
on Lake Wallenpaupack.

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In January ?

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It's cheaper.

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This is not just another party.

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This is a leadership
training exercise.

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Right ?

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I'm going to combine
elements of fun

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and motivation and education
into a single,

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mind-blowing experience.

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It is now time to unveil the
destination of this year's retreat.

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We are going on a harbor cruise
of Lake Wallenpaupack.

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- It's a booze cruise !
- All right !

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I have a test for business school
tomorrow night.

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Is it okay if I skip the cruise
and study for that ?

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No, this is mandatory.

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But don't worry, you know what ?
You're going to learn plenty.

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This is going to turn your
life around, Ryan.

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I'm already in business school.

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- Wait, Michael.
- Yeah?

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Why did you tell us to bring
a bathing suit ?

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To throw you off the scent.

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Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.

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Well, just keep the tags on
and you can return it.

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I took the tags off already.

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Well, that's not my fault, okay ?

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Just-we're not going to pay
for a bathing suit.

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Okay. I know what
you're all thinking.

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Who is this smart little cookie ?

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Her name is Brenda...

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...something,
and she is from corporate.

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And she is here, like you,
to learn from what I have to say.

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I am a great motivational speaker.

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I attended a Tony Robbins
event by the airport last year,

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and...

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It wasn't the actual course.
You have to pay for the actual course.

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But, it talked about
the actual course.

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And I've incorporated a lot
of his ideas into my own course.

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Leader...ship.

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The word ship is hidden inside
the word leadership.

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As its derivation.

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So, if this office is
in fact a ship,

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as it's leader...

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I am the captain.

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But...We're all in the same boat.

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Teamwork.

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Last year, Michael's theme was
"bowl over the competition."

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So, guess where we went ?

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Now, on this ship
that is the office,

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what is the sales department ?

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Anyone ?

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How about, the sales department
is the sails ?

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Yes, Darryl, the sales department
makes sales. Good.

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Let me just explain. I see the sales
department as the furnace.

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- A furnace ?
- Yeesh, how old is this ship ?

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How about the anchor ?

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What does the furnace do ?

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All right, let's not get hung up
on the furnace.

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This just...

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It's the sales. I see the sales
department are down there,

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they're in the engine room and they
are shoveling coal into the furnace,

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right ?

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I mean who saw
the movie "Titanic" ?

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They were very important
in the movie "Titanic".

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Who saw it ?
Show of hands ?

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Not really sure what movie
you're talking about.

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- You sure you got the title right ?
-  "Titanic" ?

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I think you're thinking of
"The Hunt for Red October".

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No, I'm...
Leo DiCaprio, come on !

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Michael stands in the front
of the boat

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and says he's king of the world
within the first hour,

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or I give you my next paycheck.

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Michael, everyone in the
engine room drowned.

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No, thank you, spoiler alert.

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You saw the movie,
those of you who did.

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They're happy down there
in the furnace room.

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And they're dirty and
grimy and sweaty.

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And they're singing
their ethnic songs. And...

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Actually, that might be warehouse.

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- What ?
- The, no, no.

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No I didn't...

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okay, well, the...

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Okay, in a nutshell what
I'm saying is leadership.

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We'll get, we'll talk more
about that on the boat. Ship.

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Aye, aye, Captain.

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<i>A three hour tour.
A three hour tour.</i>

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<i>Pam, you are Mary Ann.</i>

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We have...
The Professor and Ginger.

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Welcome aboard.

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Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey.

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Uh, the native.

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Sometimes they come
from neighboring...

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Oh, uh, we have, uh...
one of the Globetrotters.

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I am the Skipper,

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and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.

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- Cool.
- Actually, I'm the Skipper.

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- But you can be Gilligan.
- Oh, I'd rather die.

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Hi, I am Michael Scott.

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I am the Captain of this party.

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I'm Captain Jack.
I'm Captain of the ship.

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I'm also captain of anyone
who sets foot on this ship.

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Hi, welcome aboard.

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Okay.

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In an office, when you are
ranking people,

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manager is higher than captain.

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Oh a boat, who knows ?
It's nebul-ose.

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Hey look.

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I'm king of the world !

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Okay, all right.

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Welcome aboard.

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I am your captain, Captain Jack.

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And I am Regional Manager of
Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott.

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Welcome, welcome.

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- Okay, so, um...
- Okay, so.

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Please. The, uh, life preservers.

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They are located underneath the seats
all along the perimeter of the boat.

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But don't worry,

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you are not going to be needing
life preservers tonight.

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Well, we might just be, okay ?
Please let me finish, okay ?

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Thank you.

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So, the Coast Guard requires that
I tell you where the safety exits are.

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Now, on this ship, it's very easy.
Anywhere over the sides.

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Not only am I your ship's captain,
I am also your party captain !

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Woo, we're going to get it
going here in just a few minutes...

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And I'm your party captain too !

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And you are going to put on
your dancing shoes later on.

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- Hey, Mike, Mike.
- So we are gonna...

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- Uh, if you don't mind.
- Rock it !

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- What ?
- Please, okay ?

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If the boat's a-rocking,
don't come knocking.

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- Michael.
- Yup.

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Uh, your company employees

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are not the only people
on the boat tonight, okay ?

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We're all going to have
a good time tonight.

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Why don't you let me and
my crew do our job ?

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You just sit back and
have a good time ?

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- Okay, yup.
- All right ?

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You guys, it's like we're in high
school and we're at the cool table.

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- Right ?
- Yeah.

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Pam, were you a cheerleader ?

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No, she was total little Miss
Artsy Fartsy in high school.

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She wore the turtleneck
and everything.

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That's hilarious.

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It's not hilarious, but...

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- Where'd you go to school ?
- Bishop O'Hara.

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Piss slop who cares-a ?

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We played you.

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You, you really look familiar.

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Did you, uh, you cheered
for them, didn't you ?

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Mmm, no.

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Yes, I did.

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A-W-E... S-O-M-E,

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awesome, awesome is what we are
we're the football superstars.

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- A-W-E
- I remember that !

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- S-O-M-E
- We crushed you like 42 to 10.

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- Having fun ?
- Yeah.

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Everybody's really nice.

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Good, well, that is what
Scranton is all about.

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Not like you "New Yawkers."

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When are you going to
start the, uh, presentation ?

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Well, I already sort of started it
back at the office.

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And on the dock
with the Gilligan thing.

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So, right now, I was thinking.

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Yes. Okay !

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Listen up, all you,
Dunder Mifflinites.

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I would like to talk to you
all about life preservers.

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Now, one important life preserver
in business is IT Support.

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Not now, Mike, we're
doing the limbo !

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Ha, ha, that's right, partiers.
It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo !

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- So, okay.
- All right !

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I need a volunteer to come up here
and hold my stick.

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- Huh, who's it going to be ?
-  Me.

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- Okay.
- Me, me, me.

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Me, me, me.

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Usually it's a woman.

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- I'm stronger.
- Hey, I got an idea.

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How would you like to steer
the ship, Dwight ?

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Keep us on a steady course.

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Keep a sharp eye out,
I'm counting on you.

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I was the youngest pilot
in Pan Am history.

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When I was four,

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the pilot let me ride
in the cockpit,

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and fly the plane with him.

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And I was four and I was great !

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And I would have landed it,

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but my dad wanted us
to go back to our seats.

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All right, all right.
That was great,

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now it's time for
the dance contest !

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Why don't we do that after
I do my presentation and...

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Nope ! Dance contest !

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All right, we'll have a motivational
dance contest. Hit it !

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Yeah, okay. Dancing.

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It is a primal art form used
in ancient times

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to express yourself with the body.

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And communicate.

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Sometimes you have
to take a break

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from being the kind of boss

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that's always trying
to teach people things.

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Sometimes you just have to
be the boss of dancing.

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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

247
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What do you do with
a drunken sailor

248
00:11:40,371 --> 00:11:43,582
Ear-ly in the morn-ing

249
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:47,840
Hey, come inside and talk to me.

250
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,348
I can't. Do you want us
to run aground woman ?

251
00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:56,301
Snorkel shot, snorkel shot !

252
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,272
Snorkel shot, snorkel shot !

253
00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:00,677
Snorkel shot !

254
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,718
Who's next ?
Come on, Pammy, come on, come on !

255
00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:07,642
- I'm not doing that.
- Come on !

256
00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:09,343
Tequila !

257
00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:12,453
That's what I'm talking about.

258
00:12:12,476 --> 00:12:15,245
Hey, why don't we find like,
a quieter place to hang out ?

259
00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:17,943
You know what, I've just gotta
wait for Darryl to do his shot.

260
00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:20,441
Just a minute.
Come on, Darryl, Darryl !

261
00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,573
It's getting kind of rowdy
down there.

262
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,974
Yeah.
"Darryl, Darryl, Darryl."

263
00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:30,807
Sometimes, I just don't get Roy.

264
00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:33,785
Well.

265
00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:38,642
I mean, I don't know.

266
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So.

267
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,800
What's it like dating
a cheerleader ?

268
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I'm cold.

269
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:33,169
So, what's this presentation
all about ?

270
00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:35,761
Ah, see, this is of
general interest.

271
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:38,801
It is about...priorities.

272
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And making decisions,
using the boat as an analogy.

273
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:43,716
What is important to you ?

274
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,390
If the boat is sinking,
what do you save ?

275
00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:49,165
- Women and children.
- No, no.

276
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,889
Salesmen and profit centers.

277
00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:52,801
That's a stupid analogy.

278
00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:57,411
O-kay, well obviously you don't
know anything about leadership.

279
00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:01,464
Well, I was the captain of a
PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat

280
00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:02,648
during Desert Storm.

281
00:14:02,836 --> 00:14:05,651
Wow, you should be the
motivational speaker.

282
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:07,681
Him ?
O-kay.

283
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,405
Yeah, he gives me real
responsibility, Michael.

284
00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:11,824
Captain Jack delegates.

285
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,335
He's let me steer the ship
for the last hour.

286
00:14:16,258 --> 00:14:17,596
I'd like to be engaged.

287
00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:20,278
How did you manage
to pull that off ?

288
00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:25,111
Uh, I've been engaged for
three years,

289
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,707
and there's no end in sight.

290
00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:28,908
So, you don't want to ask
my advice.

291
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:31,629
Suppose your office
building's on fire.

292
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,506
Jim, who would you save ?

293
00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,373
Let's see...

294
00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:41,420
the customer.

295
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,968
Cause the customer is king.

296
00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,045
Not what I was looking for,
but a good thought.

297
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,851
He's just sucking up.

298
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,677
When you were in the Navy,

299
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,765
did you, um, ever almost die ?

300
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,726
Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't
thinking about some customer.

301
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,826
I was thinking about my first wife.

302
00:14:56,424 --> 00:14:58,716
The day I got back on
shore, I married her.

303
00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,754
You know what,
I would save the receptionist.

304
00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:07,513
I just wanted to clear that up.

305
00:15:11,571 --> 00:15:15,478
Hey, everybody, uh, could I have
your attention for just a second ?

306
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,120
Would you listen to me
for a second ?

307
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,500
We were up at the front

308
00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:21,128
and we were talking about
what's really important and...

309
00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:22,806
Pam, um,

310
00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:25,199
I think enough is enough.

311
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:27,298
I think we should set a date
for our wedding.

312
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,720
How about June 10th ?

313
00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:30,022
Come on, let's do it.

314
00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:32,255
Come on baby !

315
00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:34,142
Oh, my God, congratulations !

316
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:36,453
Congratulations.

317
00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:38,837
Yes !

318
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:40,496
Oh, my God !

319
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,703
I love you baby, come on !

320
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:42,670
Congratulations !

321
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,424
Come on, I don't want
to take credit for this,

322
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:54,529
but Roy and I were just having
a conversation about

323
00:15:54,646 --> 00:15:58,740
making commitments and making
choices, right ?

324
00:15:58,857 --> 00:15:59,972
Did I motivate you ?

325
00:16:00,007 --> 00:16:01,766
No, it was, it was Captain Jack.

326
00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:03,554
- Well....
- Captain Jack !

327
00:16:04,481 --> 00:16:05,841
Could have been either one of us

328
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:08,129
because, pretty much, we were
saying the same thing.

329
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:09,736
Congratulations, that is great.

330
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,073
We gotta celebrate !

331
00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:16,783
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got an idea, I got an idea.

332
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,798
I can marry you right now
as captain of the ship, huh ?

333
00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:23,317
I can marry you as Regional
Manager of Dunder Mifflin !

334
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,182
No, no, no, no, I want my mom
and dad to be there.

335
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:27,777
Then, I'll give you away !

336
00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:29,654
No, thank you.

337
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:37,863
Do you think that'll ever be us ?

338
00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:39,493
No.

339
00:16:41,464 --> 00:16:42,612
What is wrong with you ?

340
00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:44,561
Why did you even bring me
here tonight ?

341
00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:46,234
I don't know.

342
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:47,923
Let's break up.

343
00:16:48,897 --> 00:16:50,316
Wh-what ! ?

344
00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:53,659
This is where old Captain Jack
drives the boat.

345
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:57,318
Seasick ?

346
00:16:57,881 --> 00:16:59,864
Captain Jack says you
should look at the moon.

347
00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:01,647
Captain Jack's a fart face.

348
00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:07,177
I'm on medication.

349
00:17:07,247 --> 00:17:08,679
Really ? What ?

350
00:17:09,183 --> 00:17:10,286
Vomicillin.

351
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,420
Okay, all right,
it's time to be boss.

352
00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:18,780
Time to motivate,
let's blow some minds here.

353
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:20,669
Okay guys, guys, guys, cool it.

354
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,249
Everybody. Dunder Mifflin
and Scranton employees.

355
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:27,648
Brenda. I have some very, very,
urgent news I need to tell everybody.

356
00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:29,349
Right now, listen up.

357
00:17:29,443 --> 00:17:31,625
The ship, is sinking.

358
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,748
Okay ?

359
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,578
We're going down, right now.

360
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,276
Just wrap your heads
around the reality of that.

361
00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:41,577
Shh, please, everybody, it's my
turn now, okay ?

362
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:42,797
Captain Jack is gone.

363
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:46,961
In five minutes, this ship is going
to be at the bottom of the lake.

364
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,069
And there aren't enough
spaces on the lifeboats.

365
00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:51,829
Who are we going to save ?

366
00:17:52,134 --> 00:17:53,881
Do we save sales ?

367
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:56,122
Do we save customer service ?

368
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,964
Do we save accounting ?

369
00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,787
This is a business scenario, right ?

370
00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,218
It's a scary...

371
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,552
- What the hell's going on here ?
- It's a predicament.

372
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:08,189
And it's something that each and
everyone of us have to think about.

373
00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:10,250
I'm in the brig, see ?

374
00:18:11,986 --> 00:18:14,191
Boat's not as corporate
friendly as advertised.

375
00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:17,910
What is the deal with the guy
jumping overboard ?

376
00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:19,024
What was...

377
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:22,609
If he had just waited and
heard what I had to say,

378
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:25,472
he would be motivated right now
and not all wet.

379
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,079
Somebody there ?

380
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,571
What happened to you ?

381
00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:50,261
Captain Jack has a problem
with authority.

382
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,390
Oh, right, 'cause you announced
that his ship was sinking ?

383
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:57,205
Yeah, he just totally lost it.

384
00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,810
If you ask me, he caused the panic.

385
00:19:04,983 --> 00:19:06,308
What a night.

386
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,648
Well, it's nice for you.
Your friend got engaged.

387
00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,173
She was always engaged.

388
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:12,768
Roy said the first one
didn't count.

389
00:19:13,835 --> 00:19:15,560
That's...great.

390
00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:21,033
You know, to tell you
the truth, I...

391
00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:24,001
used to have a big
thing for Pam.

392
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,420
So...

393
00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:27,320
Really ?
You're kidding me.

394
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:30,976
You and Pam ?

395
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,222
I would have never...

396
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,343
put you two together.
You really hid it well, God !

397
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,792
I usually have a radar
for stuff like that.

398
00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:46,297
You know, I made out with Jan.

399
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,857
- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah ? Yep.

400
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,839
Well, Pam is cute.

401
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,472
Yeah.

402
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:54,335
She's really funny and...

403
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,643
She's warm and she's just...

404
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:00,454
Anyway.

405
00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:03,375
Well, if you like her so much, uh,

406
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,583
don't give up.

407
00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:08,184
She's engaged.

408
00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:10,592
B.F.D. Engaged ain't married.

409
00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:18,287
Never, ever, ever give up.

410
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,330
Don't worry, Michael.

411
00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:28,429
I'm taking us to shore.

412
00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:30,635
It's a fake wheel, dummy.

413
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:35,102
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