1 00:00:01,504 --> 00:00:02,743 if you see it back to back... 2 00:00:04,085 --> 00:00:05,194 Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. 3 00:00:05,204 --> 00:00:07,786 Pam, it's Michael. Help me, I need help right now ! 4 00:00:07,952 --> 00:00:10,639 - Michael, what's wrong ? - I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. 5 00:00:11,072 --> 00:00:13,187 - Oh my God ! - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait ! 6 00:00:13,236 --> 00:00:14,948 This is not looking good Pam ! 7 00:00:14,993 --> 00:00:17,113 Michael, do you need me to call you an ambulance ? 8 00:00:17,158 --> 00:00:18,360 No, I want you to pick me up. 9 00:00:18,372 --> 00:00:19,532 - Okay. - What's going on ? 10 00:00:19,556 --> 00:00:21,198 I thought you said that you were hurt. 11 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,955 - I am hurt. I hurt my foot. - I'm sorry ? Pam, what's going on ? 12 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,673 I want to come to work... ...but I need you to come pick me up. 13 00:00:26,966 --> 00:00:29,945 - Ohh, God ! - Hey, whoa ! Michael ! 14 00:00:30,028 --> 00:00:32,233 - Oh, God ! - It's okay. It's Jim. 15 00:00:32,444 --> 00:00:34,951 Just say again, really loudly, uh, what happened. 16 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:37,309 Okay, Buhh ! I burned my foot. 17 00:00:37,555 --> 00:00:39,889 Very badly on my Foreman grill 18 00:00:39,924 --> 00:00:42,622 and I now need someone to come and bring me into work. 19 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:45,772 You burned YOUR foot on a Foreman grill ? 20 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:47,880 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. 21 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,578 I like waking up with the smell of bacon. Sue me. 22 00:00:50,754 --> 00:00:53,581 And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. 23 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,232 So, most nights before I go to bed, 24 00:00:56,303 --> 00:00:59,720 I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. 25 00:01:00,341 --> 00:01:01,725 Then I go to sleep. 26 00:01:01,831 --> 00:01:04,083 When I wake up, I plug in the grill. 27 00:01:04,388 --> 00:01:05,866 I go back to sleep again. 28 00:01:06,148 --> 00:01:10,020 Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. 29 00:01:10,594 --> 00:01:12,319 It is delicious, it's good for me. 30 00:01:12,401 --> 00:01:14,243 It's a perfect way to start the day. 31 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:17,633 Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill 32 00:01:17,656 --> 00:01:19,416 and it clamped down on my foot, that's it. 33 00:01:19,486 --> 00:01:21,895 I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. 34 00:01:22,388 --> 00:01:23,819 Pam, could you come get me ? 35 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,646 Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone. 36 00:01:26,704 --> 00:01:29,086 Okay, could someone come and get me, please ? Ryan ? 37 00:01:29,226 --> 00:01:30,903 Michael, you should stay home and rest. 38 00:01:30,935 --> 00:01:32,753 There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... 39 00:01:32,777 --> 00:01:34,325 Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper ! 40 00:01:34,478 --> 00:01:35,592 Could you tell him that ? 41 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,718 Can you hop ? 42 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:38,297 I tried hopping Kevin, 43 00:01:38,321 --> 00:01:40,889 and I bumped my elbow against the wall, 44 00:01:41,195 --> 00:01:44,175 and now my elbow has a "protruberence". 45 00:01:46,265 --> 00:01:47,766 No one wants to pick me up ?! 46 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:50,898 What is going on ? 47 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,177 What is going on ? 48 00:01:53,353 --> 00:01:54,831 Michael is, um, sick. 49 00:01:54,902 --> 00:01:56,462 And he wants one of us to rescue him. 50 00:01:56,497 --> 00:01:58,468 - I'm not sick, I'm... - I'm coming, Michael ! 51 00:01:58,491 --> 00:02:00,767 - I'm going to save you ! - Don't ! Is that Dwight ? 52 00:02:00,814 --> 00:02:03,371 - I do not want Dwight. - Hold on Michael, I am coming ! 53 00:02:03,428 --> 00:02:05,141 - Wait there ! - I do not want Dwight ! 54 00:02:05,715 --> 00:02:07,709 Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend ? 55 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:08,882 I don't have a girlfriend. 56 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:11,088 But you said you went out with her this weekend. 57 00:02:11,123 --> 00:02:13,046 It was all made up. Just, someone come, okay ? 58 00:02:13,093 --> 00:02:14,627 Anyone. Anyone but Dwight. 59 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:18,193 - What was that ? - What WAS that ? 60 00:02:22,829 --> 00:02:23,850 He hit the pole. 61 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,471 - It's broken, right ? He can't... - Oh my gosh. 62 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,204 - Oh my God. - Oh my Gosh. 63 00:02:34,544 --> 00:02:35,423 Is he okay ? 64 00:02:36,186 --> 00:02:37,124 He's still driving. 65 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,300 Dwight... you forgot your bumper ! 66 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,332 Hello ? 67 00:02:43,954 --> 00:02:45,115 Please don't send Dwight. 68 00:02:45,193 --> 00:02:48,048 Saison 2 - Episode 12 The Injury 69 00:03:10,508 --> 00:03:13,525 Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com) Synchronisation : El Uploador 70 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,938 pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus 71 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,478 Morning everyone. 72 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:25,543 Don't freak out. 73 00:03:26,036 --> 00:03:27,619 I forbid anybody to freak out. 74 00:03:28,253 --> 00:03:30,775 Clearly I have had a very serious accident. 75 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:32,265 But I will recover. 76 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:33,696 God willing. 77 00:03:33,966 --> 00:03:35,901 I just wanna be treated normally today. 78 00:03:35,937 --> 00:03:37,567 Normal would actually be good. 79 00:03:37,766 --> 00:03:39,721 Considering the trauma that I've been through. 80 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:42,361 You missed two big conference calls today. One with corporate. 81 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,003 Did you explain why ? 82 00:03:44,636 --> 00:03:47,029 No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot. 83 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:48,320 Burned my foot, Pam. 84 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,038 Please stop popping my cast. 85 00:03:53,188 --> 00:03:53,997 Thank you. 86 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,434 So where are you shipping your foot ? 87 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,944 So where are you shipping... 88 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:03,017 Your foot. 89 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,231 Thank you. 90 00:04:07,603 --> 00:04:09,081 Pam, messages please. 91 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:11,506 - You didn't have any. - Really ? 92 00:04:11,799 --> 00:04:15,236 Well, seemed, uh, very important to you earlier, 93 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:17,277 that you needed to stay and.. 94 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:18,966 - Do my job ? - No. 95 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,205 Your job is being my friend, Pam... 96 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:22,343 and... 97 00:04:22,437 --> 00:04:23,997 - God ! - It slipped. 98 00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:25,885 - What did... - Sorry. 99 00:04:25,944 --> 00:04:26,918 It's just that before, 100 00:04:26,953 --> 00:04:28,959 you said you didn't want any special treatment. 101 00:04:29,006 --> 00:04:30,906 I don't want any special treatment, Pam. 102 00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:33,557 just want you to treat me like you would 103 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:37,932 a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. 104 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:39,568 I don't think that's too much to ask. 105 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:42,043 Do you want some aspirin ? Because you seem a little fussy. 106 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:44,108 No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy. 107 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:45,684 Asiprin's not gonna do a damn thing. 108 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:48,222 I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot. 109 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:50,686 Pam, I am Assistant Regional Manager. 110 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,293 And I can take care of him. 111 00:04:52,891 --> 00:04:54,732 Part of my duties are to... 112 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:02,896 What ? 113 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:05,652 - Part of your duties are to what ? - What ? 114 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,432 You just said part of your duties are to something. 115 00:05:08,468 --> 00:05:09,946 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 116 00:05:10,028 --> 00:05:12,655 - What is wrong with you ? - What is wrong with you ? 117 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,619 - Where is my cornbread ? - Here you go. 118 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,376 Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like ? 119 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:34,731 Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat. 120 00:05:34,871 --> 00:05:35,880 Where are the yams ? 121 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:38,422 They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach. 122 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,087 Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg ? 123 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:42,633 - And they had no yams ? - They had no yams. 124 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:44,580 How strange. Because they always have yams. 125 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:49,217 Oh, man, is that a Prism Duro Sport ? 126 00:05:50,214 --> 00:05:51,328 You've seen one of these ? 127 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:54,132 Yeah, they're like an iPod, only they're better. 128 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:56,009 'Cause they're chunkier and more solid. 129 00:05:56,736 --> 00:05:58,169 Roy gave it to me for Christmas. 130 00:05:58,204 --> 00:06:00,210 I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it. 131 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,746 Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there. 132 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:04,104 I know this Russian website, 133 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:06,650 where you can download songs for two cents a piece. 134 00:06:07,119 --> 00:06:08,128 - Really ? - Yeah, 135 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:09,830 I'll write down the address for you. 136 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,334 Only, the only thing is... 137 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:13,894 is that all the songs, 138 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:15,114 are in Russian. 139 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,950 Kidding ! 140 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,064 Why would they all be... 141 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:28,721 Okay, see you later, Pan. 142 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:34,747 Pan ? 143 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:38,231 Pam ? Pam ! 144 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,679 Oh, God. 145 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:45,439 What ? 146 00:06:45,498 --> 00:06:46,811 Come here, please. 147 00:06:46,847 --> 00:06:48,325 Tell me before I come there. 148 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,457 I want you to rub butter on my foot. 149 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:53,060 - No. - Pam, please. 150 00:06:53,529 --> 00:06:55,195 - I have Country Crock. - No. 151 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,413 Ryan ! 152 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,314 Ryan ! 153 00:07:05,437 --> 00:07:06,687 Ryan ! 154 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,447 These covers... 155 00:07:08,505 --> 00:07:10,628 are totally indestructable. 156 00:07:10,687 --> 00:07:11,590 - Really ? - Yeah. 157 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,389 Throw it. I promise it won't break. 158 00:07:14,221 --> 00:07:14,784 Chuck it. 159 00:07:20,532 --> 00:07:22,562 - Oh, no, it's broken. - What ? 160 00:07:23,113 --> 00:07:24,810 No, it's fine. 161 00:07:24,951 --> 00:07:27,543 I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long. 162 00:07:27,579 --> 00:07:28,775 That is so cool. 163 00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:31,461 - Thanks Dwight. - You're welcome. 164 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:36,631 So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now. 165 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:40,255 Oh, God, no. Dwight isn't my friend. 166 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:44,549 Oh my God... Dwight's kind of my friend. 167 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:49,087 No, no, no one is helping me out at all, Mom. 168 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:52,700 No, I'm not gonna call Jan. 169 00:07:52,935 --> 00:07:54,178 She'd just worry. 170 00:07:54,295 --> 00:07:56,231 Drive down here and make a big thing. 171 00:07:58,553 --> 00:07:59,562 Who told you that ? 172 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:02,366 No, it was mutual. 173 00:08:03,949 --> 00:08:05,908 What is Pam doing chatting with you ? 174 00:08:13,383 --> 00:08:14,755 Do you like candy ? 175 00:08:15,682 --> 00:08:16,749 It's alright. 176 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,029 'Cause you're sweeter than candy. 177 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,366 What is wrong with you ? 178 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:25,004 Hey, cut... 179 00:08:53,168 --> 00:08:54,693 Wow, you just dive right in. 180 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:56,728 You know, around age 12, 181 00:08:56,775 --> 00:08:58,534 I just started going for it, you know ? 182 00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:03,617 Oh, help ! 183 00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:05,224 Help me ! 184 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:06,878 What happened ? 185 00:09:06,948 --> 00:09:08,227 I fell of the toilet. 186 00:09:09,539 --> 00:09:11,756 I'm caught between the toilet and the wall. 187 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,322 - What do you need ? - Not you. 188 00:09:15,908 --> 00:09:17,480 Someone else. Get Pam. 189 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:20,004 I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room. 190 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:22,339 Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. 191 00:09:22,984 --> 00:09:24,884 And he needs to clean me up a little bit. 192 00:09:24,908 --> 00:09:26,374 Bring a wet towel. 193 00:09:26,902 --> 00:09:29,419 Ryan is, uh... 194 00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:30,910 - dead. - No he's not. 195 00:09:30,957 --> 00:09:32,118 - Dead. - I just saw him. 196 00:09:33,627 --> 00:09:35,528 He's... can you just get up yourself ? 197 00:09:35,645 --> 00:09:37,850 I... you only grilled your foot. 198 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:39,094 Oh, forget it. 199 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,193 I'll just get up myself. 200 00:09:47,318 --> 00:09:48,655 Ow, God ! 201 00:09:50,837 --> 00:09:53,031 Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today ? 202 00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:54,133 No... 203 00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:56,357 he's actually been really nice and helpful. 204 00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,517 And that isn't weird ? 205 00:10:00,405 --> 00:10:01,226 Well... 206 00:10:02,998 --> 00:10:05,059 Can I have everyone's attention, please ? 207 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:06,537 Phyllis... 208 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,757 Oscar... 209 00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:09,868 Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. 210 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,531 Can I ask you all a question ? 211 00:10:12,895 --> 00:10:15,482 Do you know what it's like to be disabled ? 212 00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:16,749 Oscar ? 213 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,849 I had scoliosis as a girl. 214 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:20,233 Never heard of it. No... 215 00:10:20,268 --> 00:10:22,661 a real disability. Not a woman's trouble. 216 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:25,804 When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. 217 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,457 What... how old are you ? 218 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,323 No, it... Look, 219 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:31,516 the point is... 220 00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:36,255 I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. 221 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:40,959 Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. 222 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,255 I'm not disabled, and neither are you. 223 00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:45,334 Okay. 224 00:10:45,369 --> 00:10:47,716 What does this look like to you, Stanley ? 225 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:50,456 Mail Boxes, Etc. 226 00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:51,641 Shut...it. 227 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,480 Okay. Well... 228 00:10:55,313 --> 00:10:56,523 Well, you know what ? 229 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,288 Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, 230 00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:02,247 or laughed about. 231 00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,300 You people are jerks. 232 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:07,146 Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder 233 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,434 on the floor of that bathroom instead of me. 234 00:11:09,516 --> 00:11:11,792 Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder. 235 00:11:15,231 --> 00:11:16,791 I burned my foot ! 236 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,849 Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. 237 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,421 Everybody's in there ! 238 00:11:24,228 --> 00:11:25,283 Dad ? 239 00:11:30,831 --> 00:11:33,664 While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, 240 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,397 I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, 241 00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:40,244 many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society. 242 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:41,998 - Quick question. - Yeah ? 243 00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:44,731 - Why is Tom Hanks on the wall ? - Twice. 244 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,280 Good question. 245 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:48,532 Forrest Gump, mentally challenged. 246 00:11:49,095 --> 00:11:50,841 Philadelphia... AIDS. 247 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,800 I think that's from Big. 248 00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:55,826 I don't think so, no. 249 00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:58,477 Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia. 250 00:11:58,501 --> 00:11:59,967 He grew into a man overnight. 251 00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:02,161 A rare disability. It still works. 252 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:05,973 A crossword puzzle Stanley ? 253 00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:08,260 Seriously, are you learning nothing here ? 254 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,064 What do you mean, "Mm-hmm" ? 255 00:12:11,134 --> 00:12:13,250 - I mean I'm learning nothing. - Okay. 256 00:12:13,356 --> 00:12:15,268 Michael Scott. I'm looking for Michael Scott. 257 00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:17,062 Yes, right in here. 258 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,470 - Good. - Come on in.. 259 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,526 Great. 260 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,027 This ladies and gentlemen, 261 00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:22,728 is our special guest. 262 00:12:23,819 --> 00:12:26,904 Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space. 263 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,315 Hey, everyone. I'm Billy Merchant. 264 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:33,192 You may have seen me around here before. 265 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,948 I'm the properties manager of this office park. 266 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,238 You are so brave. 267 00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:38,810 You are so brave. 268 00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,522 Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning 269 00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:41,895 to come by here or a long time... 270 00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,710 But it's hard for you, right ? Because you're in a wheelchair. 271 00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:47,366 No, I just have a lot of properties to manage. 272 00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,926 Let me ask you something. 273 00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:51,366 How long does it take you to do something simple ? 274 00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:54,169 Everyday, like... like brush your teeth in the morning. 275 00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:56,096 I don't know, like, 30 seconds. 276 00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:57,363 Oh, my God. 277 00:12:57,497 --> 00:12:59,690 That's three times as long as it takes me. 278 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,987 How did you, get in your wheelchair ? 279 00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:04,354 This morning ? 280 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:06,525 Just like every other morning. Just climbed on in. 281 00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:09,646 Hey, hey, hey, hey ! Not funny, not funny ! 282 00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:12,214 Hey, hey, relax just, uh.. joking around here. 283 00:13:12,695 --> 00:13:15,084 Well, that's good. He still has a sense of humor. 284 00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:18,404 Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. 285 00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:20,844 - I don't really notice it anymore. - Well, they do. 286 00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:22,709 They notice it. Don't you ? You notice it. 287 00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:25,861 It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it ? 288 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,145 I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill. 289 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:32,289 So there are jsut a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of. 290 00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:33,752 - Okay. - First is parking. 291 00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:36,250 You can't block the freight entrance with your car, 292 00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:39,265 even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions ? 293 00:13:40,309 --> 00:13:41,494 Yes ? 294 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,150 Yeah ? 295 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,039 Yes ? 296 00:13:47,071 --> 00:13:48,772 Dwight, you have your hand up. 297 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:52,795 Ignore him. 298 00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:54,413 You know what ? 299 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,770 We're not that different, you and I. 300 00:13:56,888 --> 00:14:00,430 When I clamped my foot into a non-stick... 301 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,967 - You know what, Michael ? - Yeah ? 302 00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:03,922 - Let me stop you right there... - Okay. 303 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:04,990 and leave. 304 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,441 Did you see "Born on the 4th of July" ? 305 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:11,054 I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy. 306 00:14:11,136 --> 00:14:12,681 What's wrong with that guy ? 307 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,992 You mean today ? He stepped on a George Forman grill 308 00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:16,235 and he burned his foot. 309 00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:17,361 No, not Michael. 310 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,024 The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. 311 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,383 He looks like he has a concussion. 312 00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:30,013 Hey ! 313 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,649 I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station 314 00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:33,787 in Carbondale ! 315 00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:36,016 You did it. Look at you ! 316 00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:38,150 And with the plate and the napkin. 317 00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,758 Very nice. Thank you, Ryan. 318 00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:41,956 - You're very welcome. - Did you get the yams ? 319 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:45,357 No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams. 320 00:14:46,401 --> 00:14:48,689 Okay. I'll just have the pudding. 321 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:49,815 - You sure ? - Yeah. 322 00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:50,964 Okay. 323 00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:52,630 You know what ? I feel better. 324 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:55,197 Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding 325 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,332 and his kindness healed my foot. 326 00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:02,411 Yeah, baby ! I am feelin' better. 327 00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,370 My body's literally healing itself. 328 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,539 It is amazing what the human body 329 00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:08,781 is capable of when you have a powerful brain. 330 00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:11,595 I ground up four extra strength aspirins 331 00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:13,227 and put them in Michael's pudding. 332 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,323 I do the same thing for my dog 333 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,340 to get him to take his heartworm medicine. 334 00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:22,255 Ohh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins. 335 00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:28,328 Okay, I think we need to take him to the hospital, because... 336 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,134 I'm pretty sure he has a concussion. 337 00:15:30,204 --> 00:15:32,539 Oh, now you feel some compassion for him. 338 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,082 He needs to go right now. And you're his emergency contact. 339 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,733 - I think you should go with him. - Why don't you go with him ? 340 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:39,868 - I barely know him. - I want Michael to take me. 341 00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:41,558 I can't take you. I don't have my car. 342 00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:43,150 - Please ? - And yours is all vomity. 343 00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:45,179 - You can take my van ! - Oh, okay. 344 00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:48,029 That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive ? 345 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,414 - Fine. - We'll go. 346 00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:51,208 I'm still recovering. So let's just... 347 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,647 Ryan, can you get my coat please ? 348 00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:55,228 Slowly. 'Kay ? Let's just get to the elevator. 349 00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,386 - What are you doing ? - Vietnam sounds. 350 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,181 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 351 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,369 - Tired. Can't lay down. - Just take a rake... 352 00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:03,706 Wake up ! 353 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,231 Wait, here, let me help you Dwight. 354 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:06,498 - Come on. Get up. - Thanks. 355 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,078 - Get up. - You're the best. 356 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,342 - Just keep him awake. - It smells like chicken soup. 357 00:16:10,377 --> 00:16:12,219 - I know. - I have to go to the hospital. 358 00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:14,342 - I know. - Where are we going ? 359 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,981 - I just wanna say good-bye, okay ? - I'll be back, I mean... 360 00:16:17,028 --> 00:16:18,764 Yes, I know. But it's gonna be different. 361 00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:19,826 Why ? 362 00:16:19,873 --> 00:16:21,339 It's just hard to explain. 363 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,283 Oh, Pam, you're adorable. 364 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,383 Oh, my goodness. 365 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,620 - Come here. - Ohh. Huggy hugs. 366 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:30,802 Shotgun ! 367 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,686 You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight ? 368 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,982 The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. 369 00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,965 The first person to shout shotgun 370 00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:42,343 when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. 371 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,382 That's how the game's played. 372 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,033 There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. 373 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,452 Oh, God, a minivan. 374 00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:51,396 What is Meredith's problem ? 375 00:16:51,924 --> 00:16:53,250 Well, I think she has a kid. 376 00:16:53,332 --> 00:16:54,897 Yeah, she has one kid and no husband. 377 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,219 She's not going to find one driving this thing around. 378 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,108 - Where are we going ? - Come on. 379 00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:01,325 - Get inside. - Where are we going ? 380 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:03,777 - We're going to Chuck E. Cheese. - Chuck E. Cheese ? 381 00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:05,574 Oh, God. I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese. 382 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,885 We're going to the hospital, Michael. 383 00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:09,598 I know. I'm just sayin'... 384 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:14,700 - Dwight, what are you drinking ? - I found it under the seat. 385 00:17:14,735 --> 00:17:15,568 Oh, my God. Dwight. 386 00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:17,269 - I'm thirsty. - Put that down. 387 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,365 Give the bottle to Michael. 388 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,066 - I'm thirsty. - Just give it to me... 389 00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:23,952 Just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired. 390 00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:25,910 You can't fire me, I don't work in this van ! 391 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,494 - Give it to me, Dwight ! - No, stop. 392 00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,195 - Give me the bottle ! - Will you stop ? 393 00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:31,242 - Give me the bottle, Dwight ! - Michael, stop ! 394 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:32,685 - Just give it ! - Michael, stop ! 395 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,914 - Just stop it ! - Stop spraying ! Gimmme the bottle. 396 00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:36,305 - Stop ! - Stop spraying me ! 397 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,654 Gimme the bottle ! 398 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,176 Dwight, what is your middle name ? 399 00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:41,693 Danger. 400 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,770 Something with a "K." 401 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:44,896 It's Kurt. 402 00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:47,254 Wow, I'm so sad that I know that. 403 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,055 What do I write under reason for visit ? 404 00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:51,791 Concussion. 405 00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:55,838 What did you write ? 406 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,680 Nothing. 407 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,780 I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital." 408 00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,865 So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital. 409 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,399 You know what, Jim ? This isn't about me anymore. 410 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:08,569 I made a miraculous recovery, 411 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,410 which is more than I can say for him. 412 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:11,710 Come on, Dwight. 413 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,569 - Hi, Michael. - Hi, Dwight. 414 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:23,601 Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury ? 415 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,645 A head injury. 416 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,463 Well, you don't have all the information. 417 00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:27,976 The foot had been severly burned, 418 00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:29,747 and, uh, healed quickly. 419 00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:30,942 Very quickly. 420 00:18:31,036 --> 00:18:33,405 Actually, like suspiciously quickly. 421 00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:34,789 So I'm ordering a CAT scan. 422 00:18:35,341 --> 00:18:36,514 What is that ? 423 00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:39,083 Look, since you have the machine up and running, 424 00:18:39,141 --> 00:18:41,382 can I just stick my foot in ? We can take a look.... 425 00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:42,844 Well...for a burn, 426 00:18:42,868 --> 00:18:45,214 you really just need to look at the outside of the foot. 427 00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:46,962 Okay, what kind of machine is that ? 428 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,014 Does the skin look red and swollen ? 429 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,249 That's what she said. 430 00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:52,607 That's my joke. Damn it, Dwight. 431 00:18:55,106 --> 00:18:57,358 Okay, no electronics past this point. 432 00:18:57,452 --> 00:18:59,798 - Camera, sound equipment. - It's okay, they're with me. 433 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,657 No metal of any kind. 434 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:04,211 All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off. 435 00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:05,783 I don't wanna do this. 436 00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,425 Well, you should have thought of that 437 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,088 before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up, so... 438 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,947 we'll see you when you get out. 439 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,810 Fine, fine. 440 00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:37,056 - Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. - Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim. 441 00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,707 Oh, my God, what's going on ? Is Dwight okay ? 442 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,643 He should be fine. But they brought him in 443 00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:42,687 for a CAT scan. 444 00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:44,552 I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan. 445 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:46,340 Michael went in there with him too. 446 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:47,748 - It's pretty sweet. - Really ? 447 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,435 Michael went in with him ? 448 00:19:50,268 --> 00:19:51,892 But they shouldn't be much longer now. 449 00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:52,924 So we'll be back soon. 450 00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:54,613 Okay, that's... ...good news. 451 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,765 - Uh, yeah, no. I'll let you go. - Okay. 452 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:58,574 - Okay. - Bye. 453 00:19:58,609 --> 00:19:59,559 Bye. 454 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,111 - Hey, Oscar ? - What's up Pam ? 455 00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:12,607 I just wanted to let you know that Dwight's gonna be okay. 456 00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,551 The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, 457 00:20:15,604 --> 00:20:17,686 so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow. 458 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:18,771 Okay. 459 00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:21,279 I just, uh, thought you'd wanna know that. 460 00:20:26,605 --> 00:20:29,455 Okay, Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. 461 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:30,834 One, 462 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:31,951 two... 463 00:20:31,987 --> 00:20:34,403 Sir, stop that. Stop... 464 00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:36,151 Stop that.