1 00:00:00,224 --> 00:00:02,977 So, I'm happy to be here. 2 00:00:03,499 --> 00:00:05,012 It's very nice to see all of you. 3 00:00:05,668 --> 00:00:06,848 You're all looking well. 4 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:08,760 Today's a Women in the Workplace thing. 5 00:00:09,505 --> 00:00:12,348 Jan's coming in from corporate, to talk to all the women about... 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,287 I don't really know what. 7 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,783 But, Michael's not allowed in. 8 00:00:18,274 --> 00:00:19,835 She said that about five times. 9 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:23,262 Women today, though we have the same options as men, 10 00:00:23,795 --> 00:00:27,038 we often face a very different set of obstacles... 11 00:00:27,176 --> 00:00:28,681 In getting there, so... 12 00:00:29,024 --> 00:00:30,704 - Hey, what's going on ? - Michael, I... 13 00:00:30,745 --> 00:00:32,056 Yeah, you know what ? I just... 14 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:34,603 I just have a few things I wanna say. 15 00:00:35,521 --> 00:00:37,554 - What are you doing ? - Just hear me out. 16 00:00:38,435 --> 00:00:40,480 What is more important than quality ? 17 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:41,754 Equality. 18 00:00:41,815 --> 00:00:44,386 Now, studies show that today's woman, 19 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:47,594 the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads. 20 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,750 - Michael... - And, no, just... 21 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:51,721 You have come a long way, baby. 22 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,488 But, I just wanna keep it within reason. 23 00:00:54,623 --> 00:00:56,789 - They did this up in Albany. - You are not allowed, 24 00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:58,313 - in this session. - And they... 25 00:00:58,436 --> 00:01:00,199 Into a lactation room, which is disgusting. 26 00:01:00,279 --> 00:01:02,226 Now you're really not allowed in this session. 27 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:04,578 - I'm their boss, so I feel like... - I'm your boss. 28 00:01:10,051 --> 00:01:12,121 - Anybody want any coffee ? - We're fine, Michael. 29 00:01:12,194 --> 00:01:13,529 We just need you to leave please. 30 00:01:13,578 --> 00:01:15,071 Women in the Workplace. 31 00:01:15,622 --> 00:01:19,333 Yeah, translation, I have been banned from my own conference room. 32 00:01:19,394 --> 00:01:21,365 So that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls. 33 00:01:21,488 --> 00:01:23,814 Oh, sorry, "Women of the Workplace." 34 00:01:23,924 --> 00:01:25,100 About what ? I don't know. 35 00:01:25,247 --> 00:01:27,341 Clothes, me... 36 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,969 Ladies, I am so, so sorry. 37 00:01:32,178 --> 00:01:34,014 Can we... start again ? 38 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,120 - We were on such a roll. I really, - Jan. 39 00:01:36,218 --> 00:01:38,116 - apologize for that. - Yes, Pam. 40 00:01:38,373 --> 00:01:40,247 - Michael's still at the door. - Michael! 41 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,002 Season 2 Episode 15 "BOYS AND GIRLS" 42 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:06,941 Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com) 43 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:09,610 Synchronisation : Catch 22 team Occeane & El uploador 44 00:02:09,684 --> 00:02:12,598 http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ http://www.forom.com 45 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,508 So, one obstacle is 46 00:02:14,631 --> 00:02:17,472 how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. 47 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:20,741 Men, who are assertive tend to be admired. 48 00:02:20,888 --> 00:02:22,774 They're called...anyone ? 49 00:02:23,753 --> 00:02:25,394 That's a terrible idea. 50 00:02:25,969 --> 00:02:27,071 What is ? 51 00:02:27,193 --> 00:02:28,859 Them, in there all together. 52 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:32,349 They stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. 53 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,318 Wreak havoc on our plumbing. 54 00:02:36,983 --> 00:02:38,207 Everyone, guys. 55 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:39,922 Circle up, please. 56 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,881 Come on over. Bring your chairs. 57 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,693 Toby, come on over. 58 00:02:44,452 --> 00:02:46,803 You're a guy... too. Sort of. 59 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:49,191 Let's do this. 60 00:02:49,265 --> 00:02:51,322 Well, first of all, I, 61 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,624 just wanna warm up a little bit. Let's just clap. 62 00:02:53,722 --> 00:02:54,848 Let's just clap, ready ? 63 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,493 That's what I'm talking about! 64 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,415 I don't know what you're doing here, Michael. 65 00:03:01,456 --> 00:03:03,921 Just having a little "Guys in the Workplace" kind of thing. 66 00:03:04,277 --> 00:03:07,485 Why can't boys play with dolls ? 67 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,399 Why does society, 68 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:14,103 force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable ? 69 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,290 Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael ? 70 00:03:16,387 --> 00:03:18,861 We have no where else, Jan. This... 71 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:20,835 We could do it in the warehouse. 72 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,821 Dwigt. Excellent idea. Go to the warehouse. 73 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:24,361 Fine. Actually... Perfect. 74 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,173 Perfect! You know what ? 75 00:03:26,296 --> 00:03:29,308 There is another side to this place, gentlemen. 76 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:33,322 And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. 77 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:36,738 But do you realize that underneath us, there is another world. 78 00:03:37,143 --> 00:03:38,392 The warehouse world. 79 00:03:38,624 --> 00:03:43,449 A world that is teeming with sweat, and dirt and life. 80 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:45,445 Life. 81 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:47,526 The bowels of the office. 82 00:03:47,648 --> 00:03:51,641 These guys are down there. They are real men doing real man's work. 83 00:03:51,713 --> 00:03:54,946 We are going to learn how a warehouse works. 84 00:03:57,836 --> 00:03:59,746 I think this is gonna work out great. 85 00:03:59,905 --> 00:04:03,603 Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. 86 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:06,052 And I haven't been there in months. 87 00:04:29,379 --> 00:04:32,513 Remember on "Lost", when they met the Others ? 88 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,681 I'm so sorry about that. 89 00:04:37,766 --> 00:04:41,073 So where are we ? Pam, are you okay taking notes then ? 90 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:44,183 Please ? Thank you very much. 91 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,020 So let's meet the warehouse ! 92 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,444 Let's get some shots. 93 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:50,722 Pan around there. 94 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,771 This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. 95 00:04:54,015 --> 00:04:57,947 - Darryl, what is your biggest fear ? - My biggest fear is that someone will 96 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:00,341 distract us from getting all the shipments out on time. 97 00:05:00,463 --> 00:05:03,980 Darryl is actually the foreman here, and not Roy. Which is cool. 98 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:06,441 There's Roy, ridin' the big rig! 99 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:10,665 so Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. 100 00:05:11,008 --> 00:05:14,535 And, uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a BrAngelina thing. 101 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:15,906 Why ? 102 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:19,384 BrAngelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina. 103 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,323 - I don't understand. - Roy, Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. 104 00:05:22,629 --> 00:05:23,927 It's a Ram thing. 105 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,135 I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. 106 00:05:27,747 --> 00:05:30,147 I bet he'll try to beat you up. 107 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:32,265 Thanks for the heads-up, Kev. 108 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,286 I got your back if he does. 109 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:39,219 But try to stay out of it. 110 00:05:40,431 --> 00:05:42,831 Just in case there's somebody down here who shouldn't be. 111 00:05:42,953 --> 00:05:45,280 A little "Good Will Hunting" situation. 112 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,872 All right, troops. 113 00:05:47,043 --> 00:05:50,558 This is an important day. A big day. 114 00:05:50,668 --> 00:05:55,321 Now, you may look around and see two groups here. 115 00:05:56,692 --> 00:05:58,015 White-collar, blue-collar. 116 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:01,027 But I don't see it that way. And you know why not ? 117 00:06:01,419 --> 00:06:03,941 Because I am collar-blind. 118 00:06:05,558 --> 00:06:07,492 Why don't we go around the table and all say 119 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,243 something that we know we're good at. 120 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:12,047 I will start. I am good at public speaking. 121 00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:16,627 Hi, I'm Meredith, and I'm an al Good at supplier relations. 122 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:18,390 Great. Phyllis. 123 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:23,190 I'm good at computer stuff. E-mails, spreadsheets, all that. 124 00:06:23,435 --> 00:06:24,904 Really ? 125 00:06:25,027 --> 00:06:27,745 - I don't know. I thought that... - No, okay, stop. 126 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,990 You know, I've seen some of your spreadsheets. And I almost always... 127 00:06:31,076 --> 00:06:33,403 I don't know how I fit in with these women. 128 00:06:34,174 --> 00:06:35,129 Here. 129 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:36,868 Or with Jan. 130 00:06:37,529 --> 00:06:39,978 I mean, we get along great. Fine. 131 00:06:41,607 --> 00:06:45,035 I guess the person I have the most in common with is. 132 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,026 Jim. 133 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,880 Halpert. 134 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:52,651 Heard there's a rumor going around about, you know 135 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:54,757 you used to have a crush on Pam and... 136 00:06:54,843 --> 00:06:56,582 - Oh, no, no, no. - No, no. It's cool. 137 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,129 'Cause I know you're a good guy, and I know that that crush 138 00:06:59,276 --> 00:07:02,790 ended a long time ago, so, you know. We're cool, right ? 139 00:07:03,868 --> 00:07:06,023 Yeah. No, yeah, definitely. 140 00:07:06,145 --> 00:07:08,173 You know, it's great with me, 'cause that way... 141 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:11,007 I'm glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. 142 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:13,819 That way she's not all, "Bah, bah," you know, when she gets home. 143 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:17,124 - I like talking to her too. - So, we're cool, right ? 144 00:07:17,283 --> 00:07:19,879 - Yes, yeah. - Good. All right. 145 00:07:19,952 --> 00:07:22,230 - Cool, man. - Sweet. 146 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,768 Hey, Mike, look. How about we go upstairs, too ? 147 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:34,009 - Learn how an office works. - Oh, well... 148 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:35,858 We can both switch places for the day. 149 00:07:35,944 --> 00:07:39,128 Yeah, you know what ? I don't, you're... 150 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:40,719 My job sucks compared to this. 151 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:42,777 I don't think you'd like it up there. Guys ! 152 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:45,336 You wanna start unloading the truck ? 153 00:07:46,475 --> 00:07:48,137 Okay, let's go. 154 00:07:48,644 --> 00:07:49,708 Step up. 155 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,298 Check this out. Look at that. 156 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:53,716 Look at that. 157 00:07:54,009 --> 00:07:56,453 "Hello, how are"... O-kay. 158 00:07:59,624 --> 00:08:00,675 That's great. 159 00:08:00,736 --> 00:08:02,691 That is good stuff. 160 00:08:02,936 --> 00:08:06,137 In five years, I'd like to be, five years sober. 161 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,814 That is an excellent goal. 162 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,329 Four and a half. 163 00:08:10,695 --> 00:08:13,506 I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women 164 00:08:13,622 --> 00:08:15,553 schlepping her kids around in a minivan. 165 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,184 Great. 166 00:08:17,349 --> 00:08:19,818 I want an SUV with three rows of seats. 167 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,119 Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars 168 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:27,003 is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be valuable 169 00:08:27,088 --> 00:08:29,337 addition to our corporate life. 170 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,417 Michael wants us to bond. 171 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,617 So we need topics for conversation. 172 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:38,737 - Ponies. - No. 173 00:08:38,859 --> 00:08:40,228 How about rainbows ? 174 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:42,299 - No. - Flowers. 175 00:08:42,641 --> 00:08:43,790 - No. - Make-up. 176 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:45,568 Hey. You're gonna hurt yourself. 177 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,859 - Stand clear. - Mike, get off of the lift, please. 178 00:08:47,957 --> 00:08:50,028 - I'm fine, I'm fine. I m' fine - Come on, now. 179 00:08:50,712 --> 00:08:53,352 Would you...look. Michael. 180 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,831 We'll get somebody to clean that up. 181 00:09:00,928 --> 00:09:03,372 We're da ones that gotta clean that up ! 182 00:09:03,641 --> 00:09:05,474 Damn it, Michael ! 183 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,539 We have to have this thing serviced. 184 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:09,977 So, guys gripe session. 185 00:09:10,148 --> 00:09:11,297 Here we are. 186 00:09:11,395 --> 00:09:15,134 Now, we definitely live in different worlds, 187 00:09:15,523 --> 00:09:17,258 but we have a lot in common. 188 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,533 We even like the same girls, some of us. 189 00:09:21,138 --> 00:09:22,433 And that's gonna happen. 190 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,584 You know, we're guys. So... 191 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,600 Hey... do you want me to go ? 192 00:09:27,461 --> 00:09:29,979 No... why would I... you could. 193 00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:32,716 - I'll go. - Stay, or... 194 00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,814 And a big, walk-in closet. 195 00:09:35,881 --> 00:09:38,569 - That's part of my dream too. - Oh, me too. 196 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,231 Great. Great. 197 00:09:41,032 --> 00:09:43,952 And, Pam, what about you ? What is your dream ? 198 00:09:44,197 --> 00:09:45,229 Well, 199 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:48,791 I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. 200 00:09:48,962 --> 00:09:50,875 Plant flowers on it, stuff like that. 201 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,246 Since I was a girl. 202 00:09:54,688 --> 00:09:57,645 More seriously, though, a husband that I love. 203 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,683 Roy. 204 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:02,692 And... I love to draw. 205 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:06,201 And I, I did a little in college. And I'd still love to do something, 206 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:08,752 where I could work with art or graphic design in some way. 207 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:09,900 She's real good. 208 00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:14,691 You know, the company is offering a design training program in New York. 209 00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:17,709 I have a job right now. So I can't really take time off. 210 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:20,598 It's, it's only on weekends. And then a few weeks in New York 211 00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:23,855 But I'm sure that I could ask corporate to help you out. 212 00:10:23,932 --> 00:10:26,039 It's just that the weekends aren't good because... 213 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,335 There's always a million reasons not to do something. 214 00:10:33,086 --> 00:10:34,859 Let's start with the warehouse. 215 00:10:34,987 --> 00:10:36,786 What bothers you as guys ? 216 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:39,073 - You know ? - My priority is safety. 217 00:10:39,188 --> 00:10:39,522 Okay. 218 00:10:39,676 --> 00:10:42,966 So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, 219 00:10:43,081 --> 00:10:46,268 playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin, okay ? 220 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,377 - Don't-don't shush me. - No, I... 221 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:51,121 - That was just - That bothers me too. 222 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:54,011 - Pam shushes me, it drives me crazy. - I hate shushing, you know ? 223 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:59,125 That's the thing. What, okay. What is our... beef as human men. 224 00:10:59,356 --> 00:11:01,335 You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff. 225 00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:06,300 - Okay. All right. - What bugs us ? 226 00:11:06,377 --> 00:11:08,382 Good. Guys raggin' on each other. 227 00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:11,478 That's what guys do. And we love it. 228 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:15,050 ll right, let's talk about... clothing. 229 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:19,046 I'm excited about today. I love girl talk. 230 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:22,694 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 231 00:11:23,093 --> 00:11:25,868 You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions 232 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:29,741 by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be. 233 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:31,842 I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. 234 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:35,003 I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. 235 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:37,797 I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. 236 00:11:37,996 --> 00:11:41,041 I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. 237 00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:44,819 And apparently... judging from her outfit... 238 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,735 Jan aspires to be a whore. 239 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,664 I hate it when girls insist on taking them out 240 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:53,844 to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, 241 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,791 "When are we gonna go on a date date ?" 242 00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:57,737 Exactly ! 243 00:11:57,859 --> 00:11:58,977 That's so hard. 244 00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:02,087 Yeah, and then they make you drive 'em to church the next morning. 245 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,219 Like, gas ain't free ! 246 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:08,249 Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect, you know ? 247 00:12:08,288 --> 00:12:10,704 What, "take us out every weekend" ? You know what I mean ? 248 00:12:10,745 --> 00:12:12,984 - We're not millionaires. No you don't. - I feel you. 249 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,517 You don't feel us. How can you ? You-you know what ? 250 00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:17,418 - Not literally. - You say we're the same, 251 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,654 but we get compensated very differently. 252 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:21,369 - Yes. - We work the same hours as you, 253 00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:23,039 And you just said we work a lot harder. 254 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,450 - Uh, you do, so... - But we get paid a lot less. 255 00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:28,525 - Word. - Like, next to no benefits. 256 00:12:28,673 --> 00:12:30,626 I know. God, what is that ?! 257 00:12:30,696 --> 00:12:32,752 - Exactly! - It blows, it blows, man! 258 00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:35,367 You know, this would not happen if we had a union. 259 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:37,467 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, no. 260 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,831 - Absolutely, that's what we need. - Man, see. 261 00:12:39,979 --> 00:12:41,469 That's what I been sayin', man. 262 00:12:41,592 --> 00:12:42,979 We need to do this finally. 263 00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:46,737 Is that necessary ? 'Cause you already sort of have a union of guys. 264 00:12:46,981 --> 00:12:49,731 It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this 265 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:52,801 Roy, you still have that card from the dock workers union ? 266 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,570 - In my truck. - Man, hook him up. Come on, man ! 267 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:59,367 Yeah. You know what, I think the problem is the chicks. 268 00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:01,673 - Union, yeah ! - The problem is the chicks. 269 00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:04,390 And you gotta blame them. 270 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:07,653 Are you with us, Mike ? 271 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:10,095 Welcome to the warehouse. 272 00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:18,401 Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. 273 00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:21,240 I'm sure that all of you have delt with that before. 274 00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,701 This is important. Ladies, take a breather. 275 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:28,602 Jan... I, wanted... 276 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,735 Can I help you ? 277 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:36,786 I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. 278 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,337 - What ? A union. I'm not. - And they have some good points. 279 00:13:39,388 --> 00:13:42,215 Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women. 280 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,324 Let's... be... rational... here. 281 00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,681 What are the pros, what are the cons ? 282 00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:50,463 The cons are that everyone will lose their job, Micheal. Everyone. 283 00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:52,846 Office, warehouse. 284 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,777 What do you think the... pros... are... here ? 285 00:13:56,951 --> 00:13:59,675 Don't talk to me that way, please. Just... 286 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,180 They're gonna wanna hear this from you. 287 00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:03,921 You got yourself into this, Michael, so 288 00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,747 - Well, we're bonding down there. - It's too bad. 289 00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:10,010 I just don't wanna have to tell them something they're not gonna wanna hear ! 290 00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:11,970 Come on, Jan. After all we've been through. 291 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,730 - Michael, Michael. - We have a history. 292 00:14:13,859 --> 00:14:15,889 - Michael. - We have a history. Between us. 293 00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:21,092 Don't say another word. Get... yourself...downstairs. 294 00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:24,574 I'm just saying that we have something... okay, whatever. 295 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,030 You know what ? 296 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:31,370 We could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line. 297 00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:35,198 This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. 298 00:14:35,372 --> 00:14:37,421 Just like upstairs. 299 00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:40,985 Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out 300 00:14:41,036 --> 00:14:43,789 of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, 301 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:46,909 but many women ask to go over it. So... fumble means... 302 00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,451 - Mistake. - Slip. 303 00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:49,344 Right. 304 00:14:49,498 --> 00:14:53,070 Par for the course is a golf term, it means right on track. 305 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:58,719 Below par means worse. Wait. That's doesn't make sense. 306 00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,408 What about second base ? 307 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,794 Like if Michael said he got to second base with you ? 308 00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,485 - Does that mean he closed the deal ? - Excuse me ? 309 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:09,685 - I mean, that's a baseball term, right ? - I don't know what. 310 00:15:09,762 --> 00:15:12,974 Michael was... talking about 311 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,867 - Hey. - Hey! 312 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,511 How's it going down there ? 313 00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:28,096 It's a complete. Well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... 314 00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,074 - How are the girls ? - Good. 315 00:15:30,177 --> 00:15:32,644 We watched a video about our changing bodies. 316 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:35,310 - Did you really ? - No. 317 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,633 Almost. 318 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,299 Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design 319 00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:46,436 that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great. 320 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,736 Nice. Well, what's it all about ? 321 00:15:48,839 --> 00:15:51,614 I think you should do it. That's great! 322 00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:53,971 It's really cool. 323 00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:57,530 Cold front comin' in to the warehouse ! 324 00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:01,025 Better put on your ski boots ! 325 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:07,918 Happy New Year Darryl ! 326 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,406 Hey, Darryl! 327 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,233 You ever done this ? 328 00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:17,560 Are you married ? 329 00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,387 - I'm divorced. - That must have been hard. 330 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:21,607 It was. Yes. 331 00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:24,093 You were probably feeling really depressed and sad. 332 00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,584 And that's why you did that thing with Michael. 333 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,435 I think you should all spend a little more time about your careers 334 00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:31,481 and less time on personal stuff. 335 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,916 I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck. 336 00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:36,562 At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right ? 337 00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:37,841 - Thank God. - Okay 338 00:16:37,978 --> 00:16:40,385 Let's take five. I think we could all use five. 339 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:45,511 How can someone so beautiful be so sad ? 340 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,720 - Hi. - Did you take care of the situation ? 341 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,712 Yeah, yeah. Yes. 342 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,403 - I... I have... essentially - Excuse me. 343 00:16:55,737 --> 00:16:57,253 - Yes, I've taken... - Excuse me. 344 00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,067 I'm told that there's been some interest in forming a union. 345 00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:01,698 And that Michael supported it. 346 00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,317 Obviously he's not a friend of yours, 347 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:05,957 because he didn't tell you the facts So let me. 348 00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:08,836 If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, 349 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,662 I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that. 350 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:14,868 They unionized in Pittsfield, and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. 351 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,508 It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees. 352 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:20,719 Union dues, and that'll be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. 353 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:24,548 So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings 354 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:27,272 and your futures just to send a message. 355 00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:30,683 If you have any further questions, you can direct them to... 356 00:17:32,578 --> 00:17:34,017 to Michael. 357 00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:38,681 Dreams are just that. 358 00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:41,721 They're dreams. They help get you through the day. 359 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:44,522 Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice. 360 00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:45,960 But, um... 361 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,378 I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was 12. 362 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,740 The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom... 363 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,401 And she planted flowers on it. And I just loved that. 364 00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,022 Just always kind of stuck with me. 365 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,380 So, you're not doing it. 366 00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,817 How did you know ? 367 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,249 Why not ? 368 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:09,787 Just not... no big reason. 369 00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:12,658 - Just a bunch of little reasons. - Come on. 370 00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:16,384 Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's gonna lead to anything anyway. 371 00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,478 Roy said that ? 372 00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:21,973 What ? You have something you wanna say ? 373 00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:26,945 You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam. 374 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,016 I mean, do you wanna be a receptionist here, always ? 375 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,842 Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices. 376 00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:35,611 You are ? 377 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,136 Yeah. 378 00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,446 It's impractical. 379 00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:43,198 I'm not gonna... try to get a house like that. 380 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,812 They don't even make houses like that in Scranton. 381 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,292 So I'm never gonna... 382 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,941 Just gonna push this over there! 383 00:18:59,065 --> 00:19:01,738 This is not a good idea right here. 384 00:19:03,915 --> 00:19:06,048 Easy does it, okay. 385 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,204 Pizza. 386 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:15,536 Great equalizer. 387 00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:18,119 Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. 388 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:20,560 White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. 389 00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,804 Do black people like pizza ? 390 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,559 Hey. 391 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,658 Look guys, I'm sorry. 392 00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:43,127 Sometimes, Jan... can be such a bitch. 393 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,459 Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship. 394 00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:50,611 Thank you to our host. 395 00:19:50,785 --> 00:19:52,326 Hey Michael ! 396 00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:54,780 This ain't over. 397 00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:03,681 Excellent. 398 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:07,484 Is it good to be back ? Yeah. I mean, I love the guy stuff, But... 399 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,793 To run an office, you need men and women. 400 00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:12,716 You know why ? Because you need to have 401 00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:15,941 that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting. 402 00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:29,515 Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. 403 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,048 Hold please.