1 00:00:01,195 --> 00:00:03,803 I really like Valentine's Day in this office. 2 00:00:04,139 --> 00:00:05,535 It's kind of like grade school... 3 00:00:05,582 --> 00:00:07,682 everybody gives out little presents and stuff. 4 00:00:08,256 --> 00:00:09,394 Like last year, 5 00:00:09,461 --> 00:00:12,073 Jim gave me this card with Dwight's head on it. 6 00:00:12,131 --> 00:00:14,859 It was horrifying and funny. And... 7 00:00:23,105 --> 00:00:24,261 Phyllis. 8 00:00:24,654 --> 00:00:26,041 You could just sign here. 9 00:00:26,654 --> 00:00:28,493 Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so... 10 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,028 I made him promise not to get me anything too big. 11 00:00:31,778 --> 00:00:33,812 Happy Valentine's Day, Darling, 12 00:00:33,893 --> 00:00:36,194 love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 13 00:00:36,599 --> 00:00:38,156 - Isn't he sweet ? - Yeah. 14 00:00:38,237 --> 00:00:39,324 Such a sweetie. 15 00:00:39,393 --> 00:00:42,700 All right, Dwight. As you know, I'm heading to New York today, 16 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:46,469 doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO. 17 00:00:46,607 --> 00:00:49,257 - And you want me to come with you. - No. Opposite of that. 18 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,476 I will stay here and run things on this end. 19 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,713 Very good. 20 00:00:53,499 --> 00:00:56,101 Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York ? 21 00:00:56,158 --> 00:00:58,150 I probably will. Why do you ask ? 22 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:00,300 Well, it's Valentine's Day. 23 00:01:00,323 --> 00:01:01,722 And you guys, you know... 24 00:01:03,745 --> 00:01:04,751 Screwed. 25 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,462 What is your problem ? 26 00:01:07,028 --> 00:01:08,367 This is a business trip. 27 00:01:08,691 --> 00:01:10,841 I would have to be a raving lunatic 28 00:01:11,211 --> 00:01:13,697 to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. 29 00:01:13,998 --> 00:01:15,362 Her words, not mine. 30 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:17,339 She sent me an e-mail this morning. 31 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:21,337 But, it is Valentine's Day. 32 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:24,782 It's New York, city of love. 33 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:29,118 Hey, Pam, you heard NY, right ? 34 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:30,749 You want me to pick you up anything ? 35 00:01:30,772 --> 00:01:32,032 - That's okay. - All right. 36 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:33,720 The best present would be, 37 00:01:34,044 --> 00:01:35,894 you do a good job in front of the new CFO. 38 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:37,813 Dude, I'm going to nail it. 39 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:40,409 Me in New York ? Oh, I own that city. 40 00:01:40,513 --> 00:01:41,774 Fuggit abat it ! 41 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:43,982 See ya ! 42 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:10,485 Saison 2 - Episode 16 Valentine's Day 43 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:13,953 Transcript par Nikki (twiztv.com) Sous-titres par la Catch-22 Team 44 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:16,739 pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus www.forom.com 45 00:02:17,248 --> 00:02:19,144 Well, here we go on our way to New York. 46 00:02:19,779 --> 00:02:20,878 New York, New York. 47 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:23,068 The city so nice, they named it twice. 48 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,334 Manhattan is the other name. 49 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:27,620 So, I broke up with Katy 50 00:02:27,654 --> 00:02:29,862 and haven't been dating anybody else. 51 00:02:29,885 --> 00:02:32,961 So this year, I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. 52 00:02:33,481 --> 00:02:35,770 It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over, 53 00:02:35,805 --> 00:02:36,972 we're gonna play some cards. 54 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,689 And I'll end up winning a lot of money, 55 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,284 because, they're idiots. 56 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,330 It's gonna be great. 57 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,145 What's this ? What is this ? 58 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,082 I don't know. It's on YOUR desk. 59 00:02:49,729 --> 00:02:52,191 Yeah, but who put it there ? And for what purpose ? 60 00:02:52,527 --> 00:02:54,168 It was there when I sat down. 61 00:03:01,584 --> 00:03:04,671 Happy Valentine's Day. 62 00:03:14,138 --> 00:03:15,248 It's me. 63 00:03:16,393 --> 00:03:17,942 I'm the bobble head. 64 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,589 Yes ! 65 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:27,287 Yeah. 66 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,663 The meeting isn't till 3:00, 67 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,148 but I always like to come to New York a little bit early 68 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:32,767 and hit some of my favorite haunts. 69 00:03:32,882 --> 00:03:35,668 Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint. 70 00:03:36,755 --> 00:03:39,412 And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice. 71 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:43,620 Hey, Kelly. 72 00:03:43,863 --> 00:03:45,874 - What's up ? - Nothing. 73 00:03:46,105 --> 00:03:47,770 Oh, except, oh my God, Jim. 74 00:03:48,057 --> 00:03:51,294 Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally, hooked up. 75 00:03:51,386 --> 00:03:53,143 - It was awesome. - That's great. 76 00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:54,265 I'm really happy for you. 77 00:03:54,288 --> 00:03:55,444 I know. And it was so funny. 78 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:57,305 'Cause we were at this bar with his friends, 79 00:03:57,352 --> 00:03:59,294 and I was sitting next to him the whole night. 80 00:03:59,334 --> 00:04:01,657 And he wasn't making a move, so in my head, I was like, 81 00:04:01,692 --> 00:04:04,559 "Ryan, what's taking you so long ?" And then he kissed me. 82 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,568 And I didn't know what to say. So I said, 83 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,966 "Ryan, what took, you so long ?" 84 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:11,220 I mean, I just said it to him. Can you believe that ? 85 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:13,556 Oh my God, Jim. Is that embarrassing ? 86 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:16,067 - I'm embarrassed. - No, don't be. No. 87 00:04:16,159 --> 00:04:17,373 - Oh, thank God. - All ri... 88 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:19,791 Because I was nervous, Jim. You will not believe. 89 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,043 - I bet. - I was so nervous. 90 00:04:21,074 --> 00:04:23,108 But now, now I have a boyfriend. 91 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,516 All right. 92 00:04:25,236 --> 00:04:27,817 I hooked up with her on February 13th. 93 00:04:30,665 --> 00:04:33,809 Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. 94 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:38,372 Named for all the good times you have when you're in it. 95 00:04:39,165 --> 00:04:40,995 Most people when they come to New York, 96 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:43,311 they go straight to the Empire State Building. 97 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:45,334 That's very touristy. I come here. 98 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,836 Great places to eat. 99 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:49,683 We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. 100 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,359 You know. This is... 101 00:04:52,437 --> 00:04:54,799 this is the heart of civilization right here. 102 00:05:03,739 --> 00:05:04,991 Guess what ? 103 00:05:05,178 --> 00:05:06,258 Really ? 104 00:05:07,854 --> 00:05:09,872 - They're from Bob again. - That's great. 105 00:05:14,215 --> 00:05:16,076 Everybody takes the subway in New York. 106 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:19,753 It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. 107 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:21,881 It's a way to... Okay. 108 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,587 There's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there. 109 00:05:25,598 --> 00:05:28,273 This is the world-famous Rockefeller Center. 110 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:30,385 Founded of course, by Theodore Rockefeller. 111 00:05:30,714 --> 00:05:32,044 This is the skating rink. 112 00:05:32,638 --> 00:05:35,423 And I think they Rangers, practice there sometimes. 113 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:38,679 And, it's... that's Tina Fey. 114 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:41,354 That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. 115 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:44,999 Hello, hello. Hi. 116 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:46,812 Oh, I'm s... I'm sorry. 117 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,002 I thought you were... okay. 118 00:05:49,034 --> 00:05:50,019 I thought that was... 119 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:53,540 She looked like... she looked a lot like Tina Fey. 120 00:05:54,603 --> 00:05:58,363 Hello, hello. I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So. 121 00:05:59,035 --> 00:06:00,506 Are you serious ? 122 00:06:00,835 --> 00:06:01,867 He was here ? 123 00:06:01,914 --> 00:06:03,932 When ? When I was talking to the fake Tina Fey ? 124 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,215 Come on ! No, are you s... 125 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,804 Hello, Angela. Did you hear ? 126 00:06:11,835 --> 00:06:13,243 Somebody totally rocked the house 127 00:06:13,275 --> 00:06:15,293 and got me the best present I've ever gotten. 128 00:06:15,356 --> 00:06:16,357 Really ? 129 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,968 I wouldn't know anything about that. 130 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,878 - But I'm glad you enjoyed it. - Oh, I did. I did. 131 00:06:21,616 --> 00:06:23,446 I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day. 132 00:06:23,478 --> 00:06:25,527 Oh, I bet you will before the day is over. 133 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:28,484 Really ? Well, I hope I do. 134 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:38,422 I would love to live in New York some day. 135 00:06:38,454 --> 00:06:41,677 It's a big dream of mine. Work corporate, with Jan. 136 00:06:42,418 --> 00:06:45,641 It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hotdogs. 137 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:48,129 Scranton is great, but New York... 138 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:50,757 is like Scranton on acid. 139 00:06:51,609 --> 00:06:53,002 No, on speed. Nah. 140 00:06:54,378 --> 00:06:55,552 On steroids. 141 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:59,276 Okay. Um, I think... 142 00:07:00,465 --> 00:07:02,045 that's either the Hudson or the East. 143 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:04,720 So, we're back... should be back this way. 144 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:10,108 There is a lot of pressure on me right now. 145 00:07:10,171 --> 00:07:12,533 It's like Michael Jordan in the NBA finals, 146 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:15,662 or like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf. 147 00:07:15,741 --> 00:07:18,030 And this presentation is Desert Storm. 148 00:07:18,358 --> 00:07:20,079 And soon as it's over, 149 00:07:20,205 --> 00:07:22,551 we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. 150 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:24,355 Let's do it. 151 00:07:27,703 --> 00:07:29,533 No, that's alright. Spend the money on her 152 00:07:29,581 --> 00:07:31,364 instead of giving it to us. That's fine. 153 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:34,165 No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. 154 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,721 Yeah. 155 00:07:37,598 --> 00:07:38,553 All right, man. 156 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,164 Okay, have a good night. Bye. 157 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,123 Phyllis Lapin ? 158 00:07:52,186 --> 00:07:53,656 - Holy God. - It's from Bob. 159 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,336 Man, that thing's bigger than I am. 160 00:07:56,446 --> 00:07:58,527 - No, it's not. - Oh, zip it. 161 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,451 There they are. What's up ? 162 00:08:00,483 --> 00:08:01,703 -Hey. - Hey, hey. 163 00:08:01,734 --> 00:08:04,097 - Michael Scott. - Josh Porter. High five. 164 00:08:07,284 --> 00:08:09,803 - You know Dan Gordon from Buffalo. - Yeah, how you doing ? 165 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:11,899 Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craigers. 166 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,391 - What's up, buddy ? - You have been kicked out 167 00:08:14,423 --> 00:08:15,674 of every strip club in Albany. 168 00:08:15,706 --> 00:08:17,145 - Is that true ? - Guilty, yeah. 169 00:08:17,739 --> 00:08:19,382 So what's going on, what did I miss ? 170 00:08:19,445 --> 00:08:21,510 No much. They're, I guess running late upstairs. 171 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:23,799 So we're just waiting for the presentation. 172 00:08:23,939 --> 00:08:25,786 Cool. Good. Good. Good. 173 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:28,398 Give us some time to catch up and... 174 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,939 Pam, hi. How you doing ? Good. 175 00:08:34,986 --> 00:08:36,723 Listen, may I speak with you... 176 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,148 privately ? 177 00:08:39,195 --> 00:08:41,667 You can't fire me, Dwight. Just 'cause Michael's not here. 178 00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:43,122 No, Pam, just, 179 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:45,129 Just... 180 00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:46,897 Please. 181 00:08:47,163 --> 00:08:50,026 You need to get something for your... girlfriend ? 182 00:08:50,057 --> 00:08:51,043 Girlfriend. Yes. 183 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,759 And the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person, 184 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:55,241 who shall remain nameless, 185 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,790 is that she's not really the kind of person 186 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,966 you'd think would be in to Valentine's Day. 187 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:03,068 - She's kind of... - Tightly wound ? 188 00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,385 Exactly. 189 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:10,671 Okay. Well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, 190 00:09:10,703 --> 00:09:13,665 you know, like what it means instead of what it is. 191 00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:16,246 You mean, like a ham ? 192 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:20,204 No. Not like a ham. 193 00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:23,490 It's about doing something, 194 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:26,447 so that the person knows that you really care about her. 195 00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:28,262 - Okay, I get it. - That you remember her. 196 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:30,656 That's great. Okay, shut up. I know exactly what to do. 197 00:09:34,249 --> 00:09:36,126 How about you, Craig ? Did you lose anyone ? 198 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,457 Oh, man. Jan called me in September. 199 00:09:38,504 --> 00:09:40,319 And she's like, you gotta fire four people. 200 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:42,009 And I was just like, what ? You know. 201 00:09:44,388 --> 00:09:46,673 - Did you ? - No, I just ignored her. 202 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:47,862 She's the worst. 203 00:09:48,315 --> 00:09:49,458 Well, she's our boss. 204 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,961 She ain't my boss, dude. I don't work for that bitch. 205 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,510 Hey, come on. 206 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,973 - You know, that's not... - What ? 207 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,381 - Just cool it. - You like Jan ? 208 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:57,491 How can you like Jan ? 209 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:59,072 Maybe because she's my girlfriend. 210 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:04,284 Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... 211 00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:07,445 - we hooked up and... - You hooked up with Jan ? 212 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,291 That was just, you know, months ago. 213 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,174 It was just once. God, it's just stupid. 214 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,989 Just... forget it. 215 00:10:14,724 --> 00:10:16,789 - Yeah, let's change the subject. - Yeah, yeah. 216 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:21,165 I don't know what he's thinking, 217 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,684 but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever. 218 00:10:23,778 --> 00:10:25,702 Well, take it slow. 219 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:28,518 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time, 220 00:10:28,972 --> 00:10:30,349 things like that need to... 221 00:10:33,484 --> 00:10:34,673 Soda. 222 00:10:34,939 --> 00:10:35,940 Cool. 223 00:10:39,053 --> 00:10:43,016 Hey, so do you want to do something tonight ? 224 00:10:43,063 --> 00:10:45,770 Oh, no, not while I'm here. 225 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,148 I mean, I know that it's Valentine's Day or whatever, 226 00:10:48,179 --> 00:10:51,480 but there's totally no pressure at all of any kind, whatsoever. 227 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:52,794 - So... - I can't tonight. 228 00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:54,218 I have plans with my friends. 229 00:10:55,099 --> 00:10:55,882 Okay. 230 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,665 - That's cool. I... - Okay. 231 00:10:57,884 --> 00:10:59,636 - I completely understand. - Cool. 232 00:11:00,231 --> 00:11:01,264 Okay. 233 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,590 - Josh Porter, Stanford. - Nice to meet you. 234 00:11:24,622 --> 00:11:25,998 And Michael Scott, Scranton. 235 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:27,758 - Nice to meet you. - Ditto. 236 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:30,590 - How are you, Jan ? - Fine, Michael, thank you. 237 00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,472 Okay, so we are in the process 238 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,509 of doing a complete review of the company's financial strength. 239 00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:37,995 All I'd like to do today... 240 00:11:38,058 --> 00:11:39,825 Nervous ? No, I'm not nervous. 241 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:41,411 Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying 242 00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:43,241 if I didn't say I was a little nervous. 243 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,385 The new CFO is judging me on this too. 244 00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:47,293 And, well, it is Michael. So... 245 00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:50,501 yeah, I'm very nervous. 246 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:55,827 So with the 12 new local accounts, we had a total of 4% organic growth. 247 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,424 Which was just above our pre-year targets. 248 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,348 - Thanks very much. - Thank you. 249 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,425 Okay, Michael. 250 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,326 What is a business ? 251 00:12:10,889 --> 00:12:15,069 Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports ? 252 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:20,388 Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more. 253 00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:42,701 Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. 254 00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:45,047 And that's the way we like it. 255 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,769 'Cause at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, 256 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,413 we're not just in the paper business. 257 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,979 We're in the people business. 258 00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:57,803 Let's meet some of the folks who make Scranton branch so special. 259 00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:02,965 This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesmen. 260 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:05,801 An African-American father of two... 261 00:13:05,895 --> 00:13:09,633 Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks of the foundation 262 00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:12,669 of the business we're hoping to build our basis on. 263 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:16,685 Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, 264 00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:19,126 edited it together on my Mac. 265 00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:21,567 Was thinking about entering it in some festivals. 266 00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:24,164 Probably won't. You know, not what this is about. 267 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:28,002 And finally, Pam Beesly. 268 00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:30,271 Look at her. Look how cute. 269 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,493 Not bad at all. 270 00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:38,118 As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. 271 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:41,075 Well, I hope this gave you 272 00:13:41,123 --> 00:13:44,789 a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton. 273 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:48,195 What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. 274 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,367 Or try on Phyllis' pants. 275 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:53,434 Next time you're in town, give us a call. 276 00:13:54,013 --> 00:13:55,296 Stop on by. 277 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:57,344 I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big smile 278 00:13:57,392 --> 00:13:58,816 and a "How you doing, pal ?" 279 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:01,858 Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. 280 00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:04,737 And you'll know that you're home. 281 00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:16,401 Great Scott ! 282 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:19,695 Questions ? 283 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:27,563 Okay, okay, thank you, Michael. That was great. 284 00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:28,924 Yes, thank you. 285 00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,317 But, for right now, what I'd really like to know about 286 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:32,562 is the branch's performance. 287 00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:35,651 So do you have that information as well ? 288 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:40,186 Yes, absolutely, David. 289 00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:41,876 Get that for you. I... 290 00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:49,205 - Can you sign ? - Yeah. 291 00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:51,865 Oscar. 292 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,977 - Nothing for me ? - Join the club. 293 00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,932 - Who's it from ? - My mom. 294 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,688 It's frustrating 'cause we'd be so perfect together. 295 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,942 You know what ? Here's the deal, Kelly. 296 00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:21,518 It would be really nice if he was into you, right ? 297 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:23,489 It would be great. But he isn't. 298 00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:26,133 - You know. - Yeah, but it would be so great 299 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,901 - if he was... - Well, he's not, though. 300 00:15:27,932 --> 00:15:29,137 So you just gotta suck it up. 301 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:31,452 You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. 302 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,054 Come to my poker game tonight. 303 00:15:34,273 --> 00:15:35,446 Okay, cool. 304 00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:37,950 Is it okay if I invite Ryan ? 305 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:47,416 And that about does it. Thank you. 306 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:48,934 Okay. 307 00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:50,576 Craig. 308 00:15:51,406 --> 00:15:53,174 Yeah, here's the deal. 309 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:56,272 I did not understand this was supposed to be a... 310 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,281 full on, like, report or whatnot. 311 00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:04,240 I'm sorry, what did you think "financial presentation" meant ? 312 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:05,601 I was under the impression 313 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:08,527 this was more of, like, a meet-and-greet type of deal. 314 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:13,063 So, does that mean that you don't have the numbers on your branch ? 315 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:14,550 That is correct, yes. 316 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,448 Craig, you realize that we are trying 317 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:20,124 to decide whether drastic steps need to be taken. 318 00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:21,689 Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 319 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:25,193 Well, the point is that this doesn't exactly bode well for your branch. 320 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,582 Oh, man. You know what ? 321 00:16:26,691 --> 00:16:29,758 Michael made that stupid movie. He doesn't get in any trouble. 322 00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,089 Maybe I should've slept with you too. 323 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,099 - Okay, okay. - No, no, no. 324 00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:40,836 - All right. - I'm not, I just... 325 00:16:41,947 --> 00:16:44,356 I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. 326 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,390 I mean, I'm probably going to get fired. 327 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,246 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I... 328 00:16:48,402 --> 00:16:50,827 Michael, the CFO thinks that we slept together. 329 00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:53,487 Don't you understand ? People get fired for much less. 330 00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:57,570 And I just can't believe that you told everybody. 331 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,400 And we didn't even sleep together ! 332 00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:02,330 Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. 333 00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:03,629 - So... - Oh, God. 334 00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:07,759 Michael, it was months ago. It was once. It's over. 335 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,444 Do you understand ? 336 00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:15,558 Yes. I'm sorry. 337 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:21,769 I'll, fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David. 338 00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:24,935 Surely, you cannot be serious. 339 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:27,876 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. 340 00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:29,439 Airplane. 341 00:17:38,456 --> 00:17:40,490 Women, are like wolves. 342 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:43,102 If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. 343 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,387 You have to snare it. 344 00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:47,929 And then you have to tame it. 345 00:17:48,195 --> 00:17:50,432 Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. 346 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,651 Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. 347 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,188 And my animal deserves a lot of loving. 348 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,693 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 349 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,603 - You almost ready to go ? - I guess, yeah. 350 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,388 - What's wrong ? - Nothing. 351 00:18:10,451 --> 00:18:12,938 It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got, 352 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,832 like, an entire garden delivered to her. 353 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,006 What, you're mad at me ? 354 00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:19,938 I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, 355 00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:23,073 but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day. 356 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,357 Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. 357 00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:29,691 Let's get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life. 358 00:18:32,703 --> 00:18:34,753 You understand this is a very serious situation. 359 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,583 No, no, no. Yes, I... Okay, well... 360 00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:38,602 All right, here's the deal. This is my fault. 361 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,714 This is totally on me. Before you guys came in, 362 00:18:40,776 --> 00:18:43,154 I was talking to the guys, we were all chatting. 363 00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:45,391 And I made a joke. 364 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:46,618 A really dumb joke. 365 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,762 And Craig the idiot took it seriously. 366 00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:51,865 - You made a joke ? - I did. It was stupid. 367 00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:53,757 And Craig, you saw him, 368 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,745 he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. 369 00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:57,716 Although, he is a tool. 370 00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:00,599 Well, I don't need to explain to you 371 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,149 that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss... 372 00:19:03,196 --> 00:19:05,230 I know, it was borderline at best. 373 00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:09,188 And... and Jan is a fantastic executive 374 00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:11,201 and has all the integrity in the world. 375 00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:14,768 And, I'm really sorry. 376 00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:16,473 It'll never happen again. 377 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,453 It's fine. Let's just... just forget it. 378 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,675 Good. 379 00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:38,261 - Heading out ? - Yeah. 380 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:42,725 All right, Beesly. Hey, Happy Valentine's Day. 381 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,126 Bye. 382 00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,819 - Good night, Pam. - Night, Phyllis. 383 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,036 Thank you again, for that, really. 384 00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:02,713 - It was very nice. - No big deal. 385 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,514 - Really, sorry again. - Oh, no. It's... it's okay. 386 00:20:05,561 --> 00:20:06,875 It's okay. 387 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:10,020 So... Happy Valentine's Day. 388 00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:11,882 Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. 389 00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:34,214 Oi vey...schmear.