1 00:00:01,216 --> 00:00:03,594 Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, 2 00:00:03,635 --> 00:00:05,726 - the one from the e-mail ? - You know what, Toby ? 3 00:00:05,781 --> 00:00:08,696 When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria e-mails you directly, 4 00:00:08,806 --> 00:00:10,702 asking for help, you help. 5 00:00:10,841 --> 00:00:13,673 His father ran the freaking country, okay ? 6 00:00:14,783 --> 00:00:18,667 All right. So raise your hand if you want to get rich. 7 00:00:18,847 --> 00:00:19,425 All right. 8 00:00:19,494 --> 00:00:22,523 No. How is this not a pyramid scheme ? 9 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:25,008 All right, let me explain again. 10 00:00:27,899 --> 00:00:30,304 Phil, has recruited me and another guy. 11 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:33,604 Now we are getting three people each. 12 00:00:33,778 --> 00:00:37,153 The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing, 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,097 And the more money we're all gonna make. It's not a pyramid scheme. 14 00:00:40,138 --> 00:00:43,004 It's not even a scheme, per se, it's... 15 00:00:52,288 --> 00:00:54,439 I have to go make a call. 16 00:01:17,456 --> 00:01:20,023 Episode 19 - Season 2 MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY 17 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:23,161 Script: Nikki (twiztv.com) Synchronisation: Catch-22 Team 18 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:27,201 http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ www.forom.com 19 00:01:34,999 --> 00:01:36,433 Happy Birthday, Michael. 20 00:01:36,525 --> 00:01:38,884 - What ? - I said Happy Birthday. 21 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,213 Thank you. That's really nice. 22 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:45,803 Today is my b-day and people around here just go crazy for it. 23 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:48,016 I don't know why. Oh, fun fact. 24 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:51,300 I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. 25 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:56,583 So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher. 26 00:01:56,878 --> 00:01:59,305 - What's up ? - Hi. 27 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:03,115 - Happy Birthday. - Thank you sir. 28 00:02:09,753 --> 00:02:13,418 - Did you hear anything yet ? - No, I'm still waiting. 29 00:02:16,418 --> 00:02:17,736 - Yeah. - Yes. 30 00:02:17,823 --> 00:02:20,123 - There he is, the birthday boy. - God. 31 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:22,019 - Birthday hug. - No, no, no. New suit. 32 00:02:22,461 --> 00:02:24,080 - Please. - That suit is amazing. 33 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:26,970 Thank you very much. It is from Italy. 34 00:02:27,062 --> 00:02:29,675 Actually, no, Bulgaria. 35 00:02:30,386 --> 00:02:32,137 - So... - Maybe I should get one. 36 00:02:32,184 --> 00:02:34,288 Good luck. One of a kind. 37 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:36,085 eBay. Question. 38 00:02:36,201 --> 00:02:39,178 May I be in charge of the party planning festivities ? 39 00:02:39,247 --> 00:02:41,713 Not necessary. The party planning committee is all over it. 40 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,889 They've been working 24/7 all day yesterday. 41 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,796 Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the... 42 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:50,513 Don't. No. Please. Don't want to spoil it for anybody. 43 00:02:50,646 --> 00:02:52,819 - Spoil the surprise. - Let's get the party started. 44 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,391 Let's get the party started. Not the way I taught you. 45 00:03:00,016 --> 00:03:02,236 When should we bring out the cake ? 1:00 or 1:30 ? 46 00:03:02,322 --> 00:03:05,166 - 1:00's good. - 1:30. 47 00:03:06,981 --> 00:03:08,762 I'm sorry. Are we boring you ? 48 00:03:09,279 --> 00:03:11,466 - I don't... - Party planning committee, listen up. 49 00:03:11,493 --> 00:03:14,143 Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake. 50 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:16,698 - So make that a priority. - Where do we get those ? 51 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:17,831 Not my problem. 52 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:21,184 Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. 53 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,548 Michael wants a strippergram? 54 00:03:24,634 --> 00:03:27,640 Yes but he doesn't want to know when or whom. 55 00:03:27,819 --> 00:03:29,739 No. This is a closed door meeting. 56 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,746 - Yeah. - Michael, I have Jan on the line. 57 00:03:43,035 --> 00:03:45,324 Great. Put her through. 58 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,145 - Hello, Michael. - Hey, you. 59 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:50,619 I'm returning your call, you said it was urgent. 60 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:53,589 It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday. 61 00:03:53,618 --> 00:03:55,642 Well, today's not my birthday, so. 62 00:03:55,781 --> 00:03:56,937 Really ? 63 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,041 'Cause I thought we had the same birthday. 64 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,844 - Happy Birthday, Michael. - Thanks. 65 00:04:04,931 --> 00:04:07,399 - Am I on camera ? - Nope. 66 00:04:08,255 --> 00:04:09,908 Totally private. 67 00:04:10,109 --> 00:04:12,464 You can say whatever is in your heart. 68 00:04:17,314 --> 00:04:19,264 You can take a five if you want. 69 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:39,873 Somebody brought in doughnuts for my birthday. 70 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,729 - Happy Birthday. - Thanks. 71 00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:48,607 Man, I'm so sorry. 72 00:04:48,815 --> 00:04:51,266 - When do you find out ? - They said this afternoon. 73 00:04:51,544 --> 00:04:53,619 They're waiting on a second opinion. 74 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,307 Second opinion on what ? 75 00:04:55,393 --> 00:04:57,451 I might have skin cancer. 76 00:04:57,584 --> 00:05:00,520 No. I was watching "Grey's Anatomy", and there was a lifeguard on it. 77 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:03,110 - And he had skin cancer too. - Kelly, you know what... 78 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:06,156 I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. 79 00:05:06,376 --> 00:05:09,035 That was the saddest funeral ever. 80 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:12,850 That and my sister's. 81 00:05:12,977 --> 00:05:14,526 Who brought in doughnuts ? 82 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,555 Somebody got doughnuts for my birthday. 83 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,399 - Happy Birthday. - You didn't know it was my birthday. 84 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,781 I guess I forgot. 85 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:23,180 Well, I guess I forgot to give you a doughnut. 86 00:05:24,197 --> 00:05:26,417 You serious ? 87 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,523 - Skin cancer is treatable. - Right. 88 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,743 It's gonna be okay. 89 00:05:39,835 --> 00:05:41,569 You don't know it's going to be okay. 90 00:05:41,615 --> 00:05:43,968 Don't give him false hope. 91 00:05:46,575 --> 00:05:49,049 It's probably nothing though. 92 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:51,488 Hi. Delivery for Michael Scott. 93 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:55,488 Here we go. Okay, this is great. 94 00:05:56,532 --> 00:05:58,506 Thank you, my friends, she is perfect. 95 00:05:59,795 --> 00:06:01,529 Dwight, may I have your chair please ? 96 00:06:01,685 --> 00:06:04,205 And some singles, if you will. 97 00:06:04,315 --> 00:06:05,633 All right. 98 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:09,933 Okay. 99 00:06:11,777 --> 00:06:13,049 All right. 100 00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:14,577 This has arms. Is that gonna be.. 101 00:06:14,662 --> 00:06:16,049 Is that all right ? 102 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,980 Sure. 103 00:06:18,165 --> 00:06:19,258 Okay. 104 00:06:20,477 --> 00:06:22,905 I'm so nervous. 105 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:26,800 - I can sign for it. - Oh, thanks. 106 00:06:28,407 --> 00:06:30,419 When I was seven, 107 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,321 my mother hired a pony, 108 00:06:33,783 --> 00:06:37,251 and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. 109 00:06:38,176 --> 00:06:39,488 And... 110 00:06:39,974 --> 00:06:43,026 I got a really bad rash, from the pony. 111 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,442 And all the kids got to ride the pony. 112 00:06:45,483 --> 00:06:46,615 And I had to go inside. 113 00:06:46,731 --> 00:06:50,893 And my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours. 114 00:06:51,072 --> 00:06:52,691 And I never came outside. 115 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:55,494 And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck. 116 00:06:55,535 --> 00:06:57,101 And around the corner. 117 00:06:57,714 --> 00:06:59,332 So that was my worst birthday. 118 00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:10,899 Stop it. Stop ! What is that ? 119 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,791 It's For the Longest Time by William Joel. 120 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:16,660 - It's one of your favorite songs. - Yeah, when it's on the radio. 121 00:07:16,714 --> 00:07:18,687 My birthday blows. 122 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:21,646 Nobody even signed my birthday poster. 123 00:07:21,935 --> 00:07:25,959 Apparently my mother is the only one who cares enough to send me anything. 124 00:07:26,132 --> 00:07:27,982 I probably care more than she does. 125 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,947 You're making it worse. 126 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:34,103 I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this. 127 00:07:35,808 --> 00:07:38,641 - When does he hear ? - Sometime today. 128 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,930 Poor Kevin. 129 00:07:42,502 --> 00:07:46,565 If I knew I had a week to live would probably go to Europe... 130 00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:49,519 And South America... 131 00:07:50,097 --> 00:07:52,120 And the Grand Canyon... 132 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,918 And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. 133 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:58,421 It would be a pretty busy week. 134 00:07:58,762 --> 00:08:01,606 That's a list price of $4.50. 135 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:05,099 Unfortunately, this item is on back... 136 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,959 order. Michael ! Michael ! Michael, 137 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,745 Michael, Michael. Come here, come here, come here. 138 00:08:11,045 --> 00:08:12,941 - What ? - Listen up, everyone. 139 00:08:13,288 --> 00:08:15,369 It is 11:23 exactly. 140 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:19,242 The exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal. 141 00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:20,923 So ? 142 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,542 Have a seat, please. 143 00:08:23,681 --> 00:08:25,138 - God. - There is a tradition, 144 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:29,987 hat the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair. 145 00:08:30,138 --> 00:08:33,323 So come over, help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin. 146 00:08:33,531 --> 00:08:35,773 - No, no, no. - I'll do it. 147 00:08:35,912 --> 00:08:37,924 - Ryan, come on. Let's do this. - Creed. 148 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,305 Come on, Stanley, let's go. 149 00:08:39,444 --> 00:08:41,386 I feel like we should go get Kevin something. 150 00:08:41,779 --> 00:08:44,207 Do you think we can sneak out of here ? 151 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:49,074 Maybe, but were going to need somebody to create a diversion and... 152 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,190 On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready ? 153 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,276 Okay. 154 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,692 - Happy birth moment, Michael. - Thank you. 155 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,536 One, two, three. 156 00:08:58,901 --> 00:09:00,768 All right. All right. Watch it. 157 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:01,785 - Please. - Oscar. 158 00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:02,958 It wasn't me. 159 00:09:06,074 --> 00:09:08,733 Okay, that is not an eight-foot sub. 160 00:09:08,935 --> 00:09:11,825 We don't make an eight-foot sub. This is eight one-foot subs. 161 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:17,432 - All right, what's the damage? - 39.60. 162 00:09:20,968 --> 00:09:21,979 39. 163 00:09:28,554 --> 00:09:29,597 60. 164 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:32,640 Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself ? 165 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,698 I can deliver food. 166 00:09:34,854 --> 00:09:36,450 I can drive a taxi. 167 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,033 I can, and do, cut my own hair. 168 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,987 I did, however, tip my urologist. 169 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:46,051 Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones. 170 00:09:47,652 --> 00:09:49,062 - Here they come. - Get in here. 171 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:50,929 - Come and get it. - Everybody. 172 00:09:50,976 --> 00:09:53,263 - Birthday party subs. My gift to you. - What is this ? 173 00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:55,461 - Baloney, tomato, and ketchup. - The best. 174 00:09:55,577 --> 00:09:57,033 - These are all the same. - Yes. 175 00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:59,322 Baloney ? I don't eat baloney. 176 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:02,161 Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good. 177 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,292 No. 178 00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:05,779 - Just the bread. It's fresh baked. - No. 179 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:08,252 Okay. 180 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:11,664 Get whatever you want. You can choke on it. 181 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,814 When I was 16, 182 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:18,797 I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. 183 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,970 But there was another Michael in the class, 184 00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:25,953 that she apparently thought the date was with. 185 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:28,554 So she went out with him on my birthday. 186 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:33,126 And she got him a cake at the restaurant. 187 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,132 And it wasn't even his birthday. 188 00:10:35,247 --> 00:10:37,958 But I heard about it the next day in school. So... 189 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,178 That was the worst birthday I think I ever had. 190 00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:43,583 So, we got Kev some stuff. 191 00:10:44,964 --> 00:10:47,525 Party pack of M&Ms, his favorite candy. 192 00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:50,710 A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie. 193 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:52,039 And he lent it to Creed. 194 00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:54,513 So I can guarantee you he won't get that back. 195 00:10:54,652 --> 00:10:56,935 69 Cup of Noodles. 196 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,172 Which we realize sounds crass, but it is his favorite number. 197 00:11:00,305 --> 00:11:01,687 And his favorite lunch. 198 00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:09,033 Hey, temp, you know, we still got five feet of sandwich left. 199 00:11:09,513 --> 00:11:12,311 - Someone ate three feet of that thing ? - Hell, yeah. 200 00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,820 Save room for ice cream cake. 201 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,026 - Thank you. - I got it. 202 00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,328 What are you... it's the party planning committee. 203 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,640 His is the most important day of the year. 204 00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:23,161 I can't risk anything. 205 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:25,488 Fine. 206 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:27,837 What about that meeting... 207 00:11:28,346 --> 00:11:29,571 later... 208 00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:32,224 to discuss finances ? 209 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,049 Yes. 210 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,721 But don't expect any cookie. 211 00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,698 But what if I'm hungry ? 212 00:11:40,178 --> 00:11:41,958 No cookie. 213 00:12:00,341 --> 00:12:01,219 What ? 214 00:12:01,358 --> 00:12:02,896 You use fabric softener ? 215 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,084 - Yeah. You don't ? - No, I do. 216 00:12:07,406 --> 00:12:13,381 Happy Birthday dear Michael. 217 00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:18,804 Happy Birthday... 218 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,312 To you ! 219 00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,157 Hello. Hey. 220 00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:27,648 Kevin. Respect the birthday, please. 221 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,747 No, not yet. 222 00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:32,475 I will. Thanks. 223 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:35,076 - It was just Stacey. - Are you done ? 224 00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:36,627 Good. 225 00:12:37,937 --> 00:12:39,533 - Okay. - Here we go. 226 00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:41,515 - I'm gonna... - Make a wish. 227 00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:51,394 I asked for trick candles. 228 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,123 - Pam was supposed to get them. - Okay. 229 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,544 Well, when she comes back, we'll do it again. 230 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:59,914 Hello. What about the birthday boy ? 231 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,330 Haven't had a hug all day. 232 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:04,567 No one cares about your birthday. 233 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:07,475 Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer. 234 00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:18,307 That sucks. Great. 235 00:13:22,498 --> 00:13:24,209 That's good timing. 236 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,897 That's... 237 00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:27,857 Sorry. That's terrible. 238 00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,429 Terrible news. That's terrible.. 239 00:13:30,712 --> 00:13:33,741 Terrible news, for the both of us. 240 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,799 - We should probably head back. - Yeah, okay. 241 00:13:45,047 --> 00:13:46,666 I dare you to make an announcement. 242 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,221 You dare me ? How old are you ? 243 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,232 Just quit stalling. 244 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:56,192 Luke, this is your father. 245 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:59,475 Come set the table for dinner. 246 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,371 Such a dork. 247 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,857 Jim Halpert, price check on fabric softener. 248 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:08,338 - The kind ... - Ma'am, please. 249 00:14:08,393 --> 00:14:11,556 - Don't touch that. That is not a toy. - I'm sorry. 250 00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:13,458 Sorry. 251 00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:17,105 - How old are you ? - I hate you. 252 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:20,932 Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan ? 253 00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:23,279 - Our health plan is, it's terrible. - There you are. 254 00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:24,805 Good news. Did some research. 255 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,961 It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover. 256 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,042 Still scary. 257 00:14:31,082 --> 00:14:33,394 Yeah. But it's not brain cancer. 258 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:36,325 And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. 259 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,244 You know what they say the best medicine is. 260 00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:41,839 Well, the doctor said a combination of Interferon and Dacarbazine. 261 00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:44,729 And laughter also. 262 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,371 I don't really think people are in the laughing mood. 263 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,637 Why are you here ? 264 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,663 I didn't even invite you to my birthday party. 265 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:54,833 - I work here. - "I work here." 266 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,819 All right. Well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody. 267 00:14:57,874 --> 00:14:59,151 And I am your boss. 268 00:14:59,284 --> 00:15:02,209 I think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. 269 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,544 - Take a sick day. - If I go home now, 270 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:06,440 I'll just drive myself crazy. 271 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:09,321 Well, you're pretty much driving everybody else here crazy. 272 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:15,515 Crazy with worry. 273 00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:42,189 Where have you been ? And don't say the bathroom. 274 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:45,292 - Cause I kicked in all the stalls. - Well, that's an invasion of privacy. 275 00:15:45,346 --> 00:15:47,775 - So I'm going to tell Michael. - Please, don't. 276 00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:52,342 - You, owe me. - Excuse me, everyone. 277 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,931 Attention, please. 278 00:15:55,619 --> 00:15:58,428 Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place. 279 00:15:58,521 --> 00:16:00,879 A place that will make you happy. 280 00:16:01,018 --> 00:16:04,070 And a place that is far, far away from the evil sun. 281 00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:08,290 Is this trip in any way related to your birthday ? 282 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,550 How dare you sir. You're gross. 283 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,174 - That should not be there. - I'll get someone to take it down. 284 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:19,001 No, it's all right. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin ? 285 00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:21,076 Come on ! Let's get our skate on. 286 00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:26,070 Don't be scared. You're good. 287 00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:33,613 - I wanna go - Turn to the right. 288 00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:36,134 - Do you think you can let go ? - No. 289 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,232 Is that Michael ? 290 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,700 Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. 291 00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:46,771 I thought about playing in the NHL. 292 00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:49,012 But you're on the road so much. 293 00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:51,394 Get no time to spend with your wife and kids. 294 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:54,417 And I really want a wife and kids. 295 00:16:59,197 --> 00:17:01,642 I got it ! 296 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:06,492 Hey, Pam, all the stuff with Kevin, it's pretty scary. 297 00:17:07,295 --> 00:17:09,665 And I'm thinking that the next time you're in the shower, 298 00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:12,603 you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. 299 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,162 Those things are like ticking time bags. 300 00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:17,868 All right ? Think about it. 301 00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:21,879 Something to think about. 302 00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:24,053 - Just can't relax about it... - Kevin. 303 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,613 - Have you heard anything yet ? - No, not yet. 304 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,515 Okay, well, Livestrong. 305 00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,295 - Okay, Michael. - Michael ? 306 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,047 Yeah. Carol ? 307 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,567 - Yeah. - She sold me my condo. 308 00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,613 Hey, was this place on the market or...? 309 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,515 No. I don't just sell real estate. 310 00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:44,076 My daughter has a skating lesson. 311 00:17:44,214 --> 00:17:45,902 Oh, these all your kids ? 312 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,636 No, just the front two. 313 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:50,423 Oh, hey guys. What's up ? You want to go for a ride ? 314 00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:52,243 - Is that okay ? - Sure. 315 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,579 Cool. All right. Grab on. Here we go. 316 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,839 You ready ? Hang on tight. All right. 317 00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:02,058 - We are moving. - We are really moving now. 318 00:18:07,064 --> 00:18:10,041 Push. Good. That's great. You got it. 319 00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,139 Scuse me. 320 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,654 Hello ? Yeah, okay. 321 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,267 All right. 322 00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:24,955 Okay, I will. Thanks. 323 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,608 It's negative. 324 00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:41,134 We're going to beat this, okay ? We're gonna... come here. 325 00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:46,400 Well, apparently, in the medicine community, 326 00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:50,203 negative means good, which makes absolutely no sense. 327 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:55,747 In the real world community, that would be chaos. 328 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,417 This is awesome. 329 00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:02,111 Thanks you guys. 330 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,157 Okay, who's this from ? 331 00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:11,440 - Look at that jersey. - Turn it around. 332 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,789 - Turn it around. - Cool. 333 00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:15,487 Great. 334 00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:17,868 - Thank you. Dwight. - From Dwight. Number one ! 335 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,462 - That's great. Thanks. - Michael. 336 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:23,232 - This is from all of us. - You didn't need to do that. 337 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:30,273 Night Swept. This is really amazing. 338 00:19:30,382 --> 00:19:32,926 Thank you. I love it. 339 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,041 Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. 340 00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,596 It was a good day. 341 00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:40,238 I don't know. 342 00:19:40,816 --> 00:19:42,643 It was a good day.