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<i>Tonight, the Scranton Business Park
is having Casino Night.</i>

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<i>And we are converting our warehouse
into a full-blown gambling hall.</i>

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<i>And I know it's illegal in
Pennsylvania,</i>

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but, it's for charity.

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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.

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It's just, nice to know
at the end of the day,

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I can look in the mirror and say,
"Michael, because of you,"

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"some little kid in the Congo
has a bellyful of rice this evening."

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Just...

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makes you feel good.

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Excuse me. How long is the wait
for a table for two ?

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I would never, ever serve you.
Not in a million, billion years.

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It's a nice tux.

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I know.  It belonged to
my grandfather.

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He was buried in it.
So... family heirloom.

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So, what's the deal ? We've gotta pay
for our own drinks ? That's lame.

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Come on, it'll be fun.
And besides, I'm a roulette expert.

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Impossible. Roulette is not a game
of skill. It is a game of chance.

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- I can always kind of win at roulette.
- Oh, really ?

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How would you do that ?

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Mind control.

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You can't be serious.

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Are you serious ?

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Ever since I as a little kid,
like eight or nine, I could...

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sort of control things with my mind.

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I don't believe you. Continue.

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It was just little things, you know.
Like I could make something shake.

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Or I could make a marble fall off the
counter. You know, just little things.

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That's ridiculous. You know what ?

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Why don't you move that coat rack ?

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Excuse me, everyone!
Attention in the office, please!

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Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powers.

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And he needs absolute silence.
Go ahead.

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Okay, I'll try.

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Oh, my God.

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Episode 22 - Season 2
Casino night

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Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation: Catch-22 Team

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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com

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I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.

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It's more of a David
and Goliath thing.

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<i>Well, the fact of the matter is,</i>

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<i>that your branch
is currently number four</i>

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<i>of the five branches
that I oversee and...</i>

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- Top 80%.
- <i>Michael...</i>

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<i>You know that I'm very serious here.</i>

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Jan, listen. I promise
I will kick it up a notch.

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<i>What ?</i>

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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you...

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Not that I have you
or have ever had you.

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But, we're having our
Casino Night tonight,

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and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.

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<i>I thought that you were
their fearless leader ?</i>

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I am, but your are the Eva Peron
to my Cesar Chavez.

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- <i>I think you can handle it...</i>
- Oh, come on...

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- <i>probably, Michael. </i>
- Come on! It'd be fun.

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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.

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<i>Goodbye, Michael.</i>

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Jan and I understand each other.

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The romance thing is sort of
on hold for the time being.

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But we've remained good friends.
Good friends with privileges.

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Not now. Someday.

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Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is
to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.

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- Again. We do that every year.
- Well, they need our money.

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They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.

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It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.

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Well, Oscar, if you don't like it,

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then you should concentrate
on winning.

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Because the person at the end of the
evening with the highest chip count

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will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.

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And, they will get a mini fridge
compliments of Vance Refrigeration.

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So, get your charities into Pam.

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I, for example, am playing
for Comic Relief.

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That doesn't exist anymore.

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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.

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No, they stopped making that show.

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Well, then they need our money
more than ever.

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You have to pick an approved,
nonprofit organization.

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There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.

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Delicious pea soup on Thursdays.

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I'll probably give the money to them.

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Something with animals.

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Or people.

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Kobe Bryant has a foundation
and he is so hot.

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And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.

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I know he didn't do it.

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Maybe he did it.

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We are giving money
that has been gambled.

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Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves

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and donate that money to charity ?

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Oh, and another fun thing.

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We, at the end of the night,
are going to give the check

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to an actual group of Boy Scouts.
Right, Toby ? We're gonna...

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Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite children

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since it's, you know.
There's gambling and alcohol.

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And it's in our dangerous warehouse.
And it's a school night.

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And, you know, Hooters is catering.
You know. Is that enough ?

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Should I keep going ?

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Why are you the way that you are ?

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Honestly, every time I try to do
something fun or exciting,

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you make it not, that way.

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I hate, so much about the things
that you choose to be.

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Okay, you know what ? I will not
donate my winnings to Comic Relief.

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Since, apparently, it doesn't exist.

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I am going to donate to
Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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Who ? I think you mean
the Aid to Afghanistan.

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No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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- Afghani.
- What ?

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- Afghani.
- That's a dog.

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- No, that's afghan.
- That's a shawl.

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- Wait, canine AIDS ?
- No, humans with AIDS.

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- Who has AIDS ?
- Guys, the Afghanistanannis.

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Okay, you know what ? No, no.

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AIDS is not funny.
Believe me, I have tried.

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There are certain topics
that are off-limits to comedians.

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JFK. AIDS. The Holocaust.

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The Lincoln assassination
just recently became funny.

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"I need to see this play like
I need a hole in the head."

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And I hope to someday
live in a world

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where a person could tell
a hilarious AIDS joke.

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It's one of my dreams.

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- What are you doing ?
- Oh, nothing.

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"Till Death Do Us Rock."

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They're wedding bands.

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Roy was supposed to pick the band,

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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.

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Wait, wait, where are you going ?
I mean,

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even if you don't hire a band,
you still have to watch the bands.

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Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.

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I have great respect for that.

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And yes, they're all
probably very bad.

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And that'll make me feel better
about not having dreams.

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- There's a KISS cover band in here.
- Let's do it.

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I'm pretty happy these days.

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I'm getting married soon, and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.

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Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring ?

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<i>Well, you know...</i>

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I have no future here.

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I have already put down the deposit.

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Do you understand how
a deposit works ?

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Mike, I am not having fire eaters
in a paper warehouse.

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It's Casino Night. Like Las Vegas.

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There are fire eaters
all over the place.

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- Except my warehouse.
- Well, actually, it's my warehouse.

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Actually, it's owned
by Beekman Properties

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and Dunder Mifflin is four years
into a seven-year lease.

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Why are you here ?

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When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.

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I said, not that.

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We just have a lot of stuff down
there that could be stolen.

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- That's ironic.
- What ?

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That you are afraid.

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Why ? 'Cause I'm from the hood ?

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Dinkin' flicka.

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Dinkin' flicka.

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I taught Mike some phrases to help
with his interracial conversations.

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You know, stuff like "fleece it out,"
"going mach five," "dinkin flicka."

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You know, things us Negroes say.

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Gimme some.

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Oh, yeah. I taught him
a handshake too.

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I don't know how you're gonna decide.
They are all extremely good.

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I think I should hire them all.
Do like Lollapalooza.

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Have three stages. Yeah.

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Your mom would love that.
She would.

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Now this band is called
Scrantonicity.

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Let's take a look.

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- Nice.
- Oh, wait! That's Kevin.

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- On the drums.
- What ?

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- On the drums! On the drums!
- Oh, my God! That's Kevin.

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Great song, Kev.

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Oh, my God.
He's the drummer and the singer.

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We really don't do
a lot of weddings.

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We actually don't play
in public very often.

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We're all really hoping that
Pam's wedding works out.

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This could be a turning point
for the band.

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- Oh my...
- You haven't seen that since 1983.

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That is amazing.

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Okay, we have to sign him.
I'm gonna call the label...

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No, no, no! Come back.

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You're gonna lose him
to another wedding. Kev!

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Jim is great.

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Being with him just takes away
all the stress of planning my wedding.

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Michael, Carol Stills for you.

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- Who ?
- <i>Carol Stills.</i>

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- Do I know a Carol Stills ?
- <i>Your realtor.</i>

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Oh, yeah. Put her through.

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Hey, Carol, how goes the real
estate biz ? Is it real good ?

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Still me.

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Sometimes I don't put Michael through
until he's already said something.

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I look at it as a practice run
for him.

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He usually does better
on the second attempt.

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Carol, you're on with Michael.

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- <i>Hello, Michael.</i>
- Hi, Carol. How you doing ?

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<i>I'm great, I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.</i>

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Oh, hey. No problemo.
Incidentally, I love the place.

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<i>Oh, great.</i>

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Great, had a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.

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At Christmas, the tree helped.

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<i>Oh, good. I'm glad.
Can I drop it over later ?</i>

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Actually, I'm sort of hosting

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this charity thing in our warehouse.
Casino night.

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- <i>Oh, great.</i>
- Yeah. It'll be good.

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You know what ?
Why don't you come by ?

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Bring the papers. I'll sign 'em.

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And then you can stay
and have a drink...

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- <i>To the casino thing ?</i>
- Yeah, it'll be fun.

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- What do you...
- <i>Um, what ?</i>

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Oh, I'm sorry. Can you hold on ?

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<i>Michael. Jan's on line two.</i>

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Okay, put her through.

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Jan Levinson, I presume ?

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It's still me.

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Jan, here's Michael.

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- <i>Michael ?</i>
- Hey, Jan. How you doing ?

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<i>You know, I...</i>

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<i>I thought about it,
and you are right.</i>

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- I am ?
- <i>I could use a little fun.</i>

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<i>So I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.</i>

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<i>Incidentally, what is the charity ?</i>

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AIDS.

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<i>Okay then. I will...
I'll see you tonight.</i>

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Okay, sounds great.

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- <i>Bye-bye.</i>
- Bye.

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00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,979
Hello, Carol ?
Sorry about that. I just...

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<i>No, problemo.</i>

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Right.

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- I...
- <i>To answer your question...</i>

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- What ?
- <i>I'd love to go.</i>

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<i>I have to get a sitter,
but that shouldn't be a problem.</i>

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Problem, good.

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-<i>And I'll bring the papers too.</i>
- Good. All right.

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- Sounds great.
- <i>Well, I'll see you tonight.</i>

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- Bye.
- <i>Bye.</i>

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Two queens on Casino Night.

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00:13:41,181 --> 00:13:44,559
I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.

235
00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,630
Oh, my God!

236
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,509
<i>That's great.</i>

237
00:14:00,331 --> 00:14:01,606
- Hey, Carol.
- Hi!

238
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,201
- You look great.
- Thanks.

239
00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:05,524
Thank you for inviting me.
It looks so great in here.

240
00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:06,709
Well. Just...

241
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:14,002
That's how we do it in the paper biz.
It's European.

242
00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:15,351
- Michael.
- And... yes ?

243
00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:16,665
Ah, Dwight!

244
00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:24,498
Codename ReMax is here.
No sign of Lan Jevinson.

245
00:14:25,213 --> 00:14:27,512
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back.

246
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:31,167
Two dates.
He's got two dates tonight.

247
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:34,077
My job is to keep Jan
away from Carol.

248
00:14:34,182 --> 00:14:36,376
And vice versa. Michael said,

249
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,777
"We must deceive them,
so as not to hurt them,"

250
00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:43,003
"and in that way, we honor them."

251
00:14:45,326 --> 00:14:48,938
Can I get you a drink ?
The food is from Hooters.

252
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,478
- A drink would be good.
- Okay.

253
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,698
<i>Oh, I steal things all the time.</i>

254
00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:58,152
It's just something I do.

255
00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,310
I stopped caring a long time ago.

256
00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:03,923
You should see how many supplies
I've taken from this place.

257
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,844
Honestly... I love stealing things.

258
00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:09,859
<i>I'm going to get a drink.
Do you need anything ?</i>

259
00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:11,337
I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart.

260
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:17,565
Billy, your nurse is hot.

261
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,161
That's my girlfriend.

262
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,201
Your nurse became
your girlfriend ? Sweet.

263
00:15:22,236 --> 00:15:24,277
She was never my nurse.
I met her at Chili's.

264
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:25,720
She was my waitress.

265
00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:28,875
Chili's is great.

266
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:42,427
Willkommen. Bienvenue.
And welcome to Monte Carlo.

267
00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:45,016
Dwight!

268
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:48,347
I am no longer your boss.

269
00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:50,928
Lady Fortune is your boss.

270
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,998
- Will Lady Fortune give me a raise ?
-Shut it, shut it, shut it.

271
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:56,309
Will Lady Fortune be your mistress ?

272
00:15:56,461 --> 00:16:00,356
Only time will tell my friends.

273
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:05,605
Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.

274
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,277
Old friends. New lovers.

275
00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:13,711
And the disabled. Welcome all!

276
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:17,473
Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal.

277
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:20,717
Let's get it started.
Black-eyed crows.

278
00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,603
Okay, the game is no-limit
Texas Hold 'Em.

279
00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,445
Good luck, everybody.

280
00:16:29,703 --> 00:16:31,949
That's at least four red chips
to you, sir.

281
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,427
All in.

282
00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:41,264
<i>Bluffing is a key part of poker.</i>

283
00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:44,149
Which is too bad because
I am not very good at bluffing.

284
00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:47,492
Did you believe me ?

285
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:50,495
I'll call.

286
00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:53,086
What are...

287
00:16:53,837 --> 00:16:56,206
- That's insane.
- I have good cards.

288
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,268
Well, Toby, I went all in
on the first hand.

289
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:01,837
So doesn't that tell you that
I might have good cards too ?

290
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,116
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.

291
00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:05,993
I'm sorry. He can't, sir.
He's gone all in.

292
00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:07,882
All right, whatever.
Flip 'em.

293
00:17:11,975 --> 00:17:15,107
You really scr...
you really screwed that up.

294
00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:17,583
Way to go Toby.

295
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:20,797
I don't really play cards...
but I'm not gonna lie to you.

296
00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:23,330
It felt really good to take
money from Michael.

297
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:26,581
Gonna chase that feeling.

298
00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:28,892
That's the normal question.

299
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:31,871
I expect to do very well tonight.

300
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,651
I have an acute ability
to read people.

301
00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:38,021
Jim, for instance, has a huge tell.

302
00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:39,980
When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.

303
00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:45,529
I will raise.

304
00:17:51,993 --> 00:17:53,002
Thanks.

305
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:57,201
It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.

306
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:01,519
- Wow, bad luck.
- Ah, yeah, whatever.

307
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,783
Hey, you know what ?
If luck weren't involved,

308
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:06,552
I would always be winning.

309
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,973
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

310
00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:11,952
- Michael ?
- Jan.

311
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,677
- Hi.
- Look, okay.

312
00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:15,600
I think we're all adults here.

313
00:18:15,952 --> 00:18:18,110
And it has always been
my understanding

314
00:18:18,158 --> 00:18:20,011
that we have an open relationship.

315
00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:22,635
What are... wait.
What are you talking about ?

316
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:24,641
What does that mean ?

317
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:28,630
After you said you weren't coming,
I invited Carol to come.

318
00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:31,215
And I don't think that
I did anything wrong.

319
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,288
No, no you didn't.

320
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,904
- Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.
- Hi.

321
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:40,317
- Does anyone want a drink ?
- No, I'm good.

322
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:52,374
- What ?
- Jan's here.

323
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:58,492
- Give me the dice.
- Come on, Dwight.

324
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,241
- Let's go.
- It's on you, baby.

325
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,066
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this ?

326
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,354
Evening, Angela. This is craps.

327
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,744
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.

328
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,797
Then roll an eight.

329
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,248
- Thank you Angela.
- Good luck, Dwight.

330
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:19,599
<i>That's good stuff.</i>

331
00:19:20,432 --> 00:19:22,755
<i>Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.</i>

332
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,320
- <i>Let it ride. Let it all ride.</i>
- Gimme the dice.

333
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,543
- Yeah, right.
- "Yeah, right," what ?

334
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,033
What was this ?

335
00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:41,622
- I have good cards.
- Really ?

336
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:44,144
And I'm going to take you all in.

337
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,817
I think you're bluffing.

338
00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,280
Yeah, I think she's full of it.

339
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:05,922
Sorry. Straight.

340
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:08,902
Three nines.

341
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,080
Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.

342
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,279
Thank you very much. It was fun.

343
00:20:16,273 --> 00:20:17,951
Cosmopolitan, please.

344
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,496
Can I get a red wine ?

345
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,477
So two hours. That's a long drive.

346
00:20:25,169 --> 00:20:29,040
Well, it's part of the job. You know,
keep an eye on things. So...

347
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,679
why not ?

348
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,550
So, how long have you
and Michael been, um...

349
00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:45,887
Well, actually, I guess this would be
our first date, I guess.

350
00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:49,496
Casino night in the warehouse.

351
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,833
Good sport.

352
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:52,464
Well, I'm having a nice time.

353
00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:55,223
Oh, me too. Me too.

354
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:06,307
One beer, and one 7 and 7
with eight maraschino cherries,

355
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:08,490
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.

356
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,431
So, that's still going on ?
You and Kelly ?

357
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:16,995
- <i>All right!</i>
- Point is four!

358
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,379
Shooter roll a four.

359
00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:23,001
- Come on shooter! Come on shooter!
- Blow! Blow for luck.

360
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:27,820
Also you. Not playing favorites.

361
00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:29,591
All right, here we go.

362
00:21:31,468 --> 00:21:34,413
- Five.
- So close, so close.

363
00:21:34,471 --> 00:21:35,804
Come on.

364
00:21:35,852 --> 00:21:37,502
So, where are you staying, Radisson ?

365
00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:38,956
- What ?
- Super 8 ?

366
00:21:39,062 --> 00:21:40,036
- No, I...
- Motel 6 ?

367
00:21:40,071 --> 00:21:41,994
- Best Western ?
- I..., I didn't, I don't...

368
00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:44,846
Holiday Inn ?
The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre ?

369
00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:47,298
- Are you staying with Michael ?
- All right!

370
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,724
I won the 2002, $2,500...

371
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,245
No-Limit Deuce
to Seven Draw Tournament

372
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,381
at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.

373
00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:03,698
So, yeah. I'm pretty good at poker.

374
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,481
All in.

375
00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:09,842
Okay, let's do it.

376
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:10,956
Good luck, honey.

377
00:22:11,026 --> 00:22:13,842
Oh, thank you Bobby, but it doesn't
matter. It's just fun to play.

378
00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:17,222
- Three queens.
- Nice. Very nice.

379
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:19,192
- I have an Ace.
- No, that's a flush.

380
00:22:19,228 --> 00:22:20,494
Oh man!

381
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,840
- I have a flush!
- Yes!

382
00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:25,257
Look, I won.
Look, I have all the clovers.

383
00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:26,960
You want to play again ?

384
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,169
I suck.

385
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,168
She took you down, huh ?

386
00:22:32,755 --> 00:22:34,808
I do not want to talk about it.

387
00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,691
Hey, I saw your tape.

388
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,998
Your band, Scrantonicity.
You guys rock.

389
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,141
Yeah, you guys want
to play our wedding ?

390
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,340
Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay ?

391
00:22:49,337 --> 00:22:51,178
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.

392
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,982
Dude, you will not be sorry.

393
00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:57,345
Sweet. All right.

394
00:23:07,227 --> 00:23:08,247
Smoke ?

395
00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:09,843
No, thanks.

396
00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:13,209
You, having fun ?

397
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,013
Fabulous time.

398
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:21,752
I drove two and a half hours
to get here.

399
00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:26,303
- Yeah, we all really...
- Left work early, drove down here.

400
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,433
And I am completely underdressed.

401
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,072
I think you look great.

402
00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:36,107
Why did I hook up with Michael ?

403
00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:40,496
Yeah, why did you ?

404
00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:44,343
It was very late, Jim. Very...

405
00:23:44,813 --> 00:23:47,311
very late and...

406
00:23:47,475 --> 00:23:50,135
Have you given any more
thought to the transfer ?

407
00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:53,174
- Oh, yeah.
- Good.

408
00:23:55,731 --> 00:23:57,525
Have you told anyone ?

409
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,234
- No.
- Well, you should.

410
00:24:09,858 --> 00:24:12,368
Excuse me. Big moment.

411
00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:16,134
The, evening's chip leader
and winner

412
00:24:16,404 --> 00:24:21,178
of this beautiful mini refrigerator
courtesy of Vance Refrigeration.

413
00:24:22,113 --> 00:24:24,142
Creed Bratton, Dunder-Mifflin.

414
00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:31,169
Thanks, I never owned a refrigerator.

415
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,939
Sorry babe, I am just beat.

416
00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:41,086
It's okay. I'll see you at home.

417
00:24:41,203 --> 00:24:43,810
Okay. Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right ?

418
00:24:43,904 --> 00:24:46,696
- Okay.
- In case you still want a honeymoon.

419
00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:50,625
Hey, Halpert!
Keep an eye on her, all right ?

420
00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:52,408
Okay, will do.

421
00:24:53,179 --> 00:24:54,387
- Bye.
- See you.

422
00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:58,235
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going ?

423
00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:01,425
Good. Especially after I took
all your money in poker.

424
00:25:06,517 --> 00:25:08,077
Can I talk to you about something ?

425
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,212
About when you wanna give me
more of your money ?

426
00:25:10,248 --> 00:25:12,368
Did you wanna do that now ?
We can go inside.

427
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,690
I'm feeling kinda good tonight.

428
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:16,203
I was just, um...

429
00:25:20,098 --> 00:25:22,067
I'm in love with you.

430
00:25:22,196 --> 00:25:23,234
What ?

431
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:29,328
I'm really sorry if that's weird
for you to hear. But you needed to...

432
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,298
hear it.

433
00:25:33,012 --> 00:25:35,804
Probably not good timing.
I know that, I just...

434
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,599
What are you doing ?

435
00:25:40,942 --> 00:25:42,690
What do you expect me
to say to that ?

436
00:25:45,047 --> 00:25:47,147
I just needed you to know.

437
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,405
Once.

438
00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:55,129
Well, I... I...

439
00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:00,518
I can't ?

440
00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:06,845
- You have no idea...
- Don't do that.

441
00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:09,918
- what your friendship means to me.
- Come on.

442
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:13,449
I don't wanna do that.
I wanna be more than that.

443
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,182
I can't.

444
00:26:19,431 --> 00:26:24,100
I'm really sorry
if you misinterpreted things.

445
00:26:27,418 --> 00:26:28,919
It's probably my fault.

446
00:26:31,019 --> 00:26:32,661
Not your fault.

447
00:26:33,611 --> 00:26:36,743
I'm sorry if I misinterpreted
that... our friendship.

448
00:26:47,199 --> 00:26:48,632
- I'm leaving.
- Hey! Okay.

449
00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:51,201
So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.

450
00:26:51,248 --> 00:26:52,843
- Did the company proud.
- Thank you.

451
00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,236
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.

452
00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:56,914
- So thanks.
- Okay. Thanks for coming.

453
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,778
Nice to meet you.
And you guys have a,

454
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,394
- have a good time together.
- Okay, talk to you Monday.

455
00:27:01,605 --> 00:27:02,731
- Buh-bye.
- Goodnight.

456
00:27:04,822 --> 00:27:07,215
- She's a good boss.
- She seems really nice.

457
00:27:07,274 --> 00:27:08,693
Oh, she's great.

458
00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:13,139
Love triangle drama.
All worked out in the end though.

459
00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:14,922
The hero got the girl.

460
00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:16,599
Who saw that coming ?

461
00:27:16,681 --> 00:27:19,203
I did. And Jan is really
happy for me.

462
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:22,898
So actually the hero got two girls.
He got the girl that he works with,

463
00:27:23,051 --> 00:27:25,819
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.

464
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:31,755
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.

465
00:27:32,822 --> 00:27:34,734
Life is good.

466
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,796
About ten minutes ago.

467
00:27:39,934 --> 00:27:41,776
No, I didn't know what to say.

468
00:27:43,101 --> 00:27:44,990
Yes, I know.

469
00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:49,537
I don't know, Mom.
He's my best friend.

470
00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:54,065
Yeah, he's great.

471
00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:58,663
Yeah, I think I am.

472
00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:01,803
I have to go. I will.

473
00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:06,132
Listen, Jim...